#💬│english-chat
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which one is it
i will buy an iphone se
i used to get stable 120 on my realme narzo 50
its a good phone but i didn't take care of it properly
oh
E
Good for u ig
iphones are good but they don't have good hz
cheapest iphone with 120hz is iphone 13 pro max i think
your fingers cant even fit on it
nah they last for long
nah ipads best for so2
my hands are small they fit
my gf has one and it have lasted like 4 or 5 years now
My hands are kinda big but i use small device
an iphone xr
yeah they better
iphone se is as strong as iphone 13
immo iphones are too expensive for what they offer but they still good phones
but idk how much fps i will get at max graphics
nah thats crazy
me too
wdym thats crazy
ion think hands size matter as long as u get used to it
its normal
how are your hands tinythey gotta be microscopic to be playable on se
bro my hands are normal sized what are you on
lmao
u just said ur hands small

lmaoo
Best ipad to play standoff 2 with?
dwarf hand
i play on air
rn im using an iphone 6 which is a bit bigger
amazing ipad
since iphone 6 cant handle any games i will buy a new phone
brah my 2nd oldest phone is an iphone 6 and it burns when you run so2 😭
i will buy a 3rd gen iphone se which is very slightly bigger than iphone 6
ipad air doesn't have 120hz does it
thats wrong
you cant download standoff2 in an iphone 6
you mean fps?
iphone 7 ig
oldest ipad with 120hz is ipad pro 2017 i think
but it's still slow
yeah mines got 120
wait
wew
your hands dont fit on an iphone se?
what is anti aliasing
no
which model is it
my hand covers the entire iphone se
it just makes your game look better
BRO
thats stupid
HOW BIG ARE YOUR HANDS
it makes the textures be softer and less edgy
ahh i like dat
like the edges of the walls or stuff like that
also its an ipad a10
i personally dont use it
ipad 10th generation
its not very visible during gameplay
it will mess your performance up
use it only if you have a monster of a device
it's great for tight angles
was that an invite link lmao
to a nsfw server
damn its not expensive
crazy
exactly, mines a 256 gb one and i got it with the student plan
Hi

i thought ipads were just 120hz
YOUR HANDS LOOK WEIRD
and the storage is 256
flip you buddy
Hi
BRO
Alo
😭 WTH
i meant 60hz
be fr
are the servers only tripping balls for me?
why u posting that shi here
nuh uh i have sxy hands 😎
no theyre 120
the mr bad guy mf asked
how big my hands are
cuz my hands cover the iphone se screen easily
thats rude
dm
you called my hands weird
youre lucky im not sending missiles to you
IM TELLING THE TRUTH
should've cut your nails before posting that shi
alr guys have a good afternoon
anone
Nah for me too
do you have a gf
love yall
he is not kim kong un
😶
have a good life 🫡
i am in fact kim jung un
stop trying bruh
@noble zephyr
why you askin dat cuh 😭
you aint getting it
she must be happy
bro some guy had 1m ping and server crashed twice and it said we won while the match was still going on its like voodo bro 😭
mf trynna scam people so bad
freaky luh mf
OF in bio!!!!!
real
Lf baddie
😭
They show 60 ping for me outside match
And in the match it's 250 😭
iphone 13 pro
crazy bro
500+
im kinda broke thats the only 2 apple devices i got
thats better than the phone ill buy 😭
an iphone and an ipad
what are you buying
some guy had -19294810294812949219 ping bro 😭
se
redmi 13T has very nice specs
Yeah 15 day before the update it was cool ..
Used to get 80 ping 😭😭
i tried that earlier but i switched back to iphone 13 @boreal pike
me too bro
Gotta make the move 2mins before

2mins? you mean 2 light years ahead bro
nuh uh iphone se forever ❤️
if youre gonna buy an iphone then either get a 12 or 13 smh
se is better than 12
Sorry didn't noticed ping at first
Noo
wdym ok buddy
tiny phone for tiny people
I have se battery sucks
are you 5'1 irl
real
legal midget height
thats like 150cm lmao
nah lower than that
im 1.72
oh its 154
i dont know what you call it
yeah id would know because im 5'4
... now i need to look at translate
where you from
turkey
ik
😭😭
ive travelled to there a couple years ago and at that time we were paying with millions 😭
im not anorexic
like 60 kg or sum
yeah thats kinda skinny
bmi is healthy ig
20.3
im actually a 5'7 twink my bmi is way lower 🗣️
any one bronze 4 or close who want to play 2v2 ranked?
my 2v2 ranked is like silver
does that work
it works
ok
IT SAYS IM NORMAL @noble zephyr
whats your friend code whatever it is
dm me
how do you play into bait that easily
wdym
nvm 😭

balls?
Guys, how do I get gold or arcane, legendary skins?(Guessing that u will say "buy gold")
no balls
yes balls
Is it just me or anyone else not getting ping after the update
I used to get around 30-40 constant ping before the update and now it's 120+
buygold
bro
i might record a match
and post it
the servers are tripping so hard bro
@boreal pike I have predicted what u gonna say
naw wtf i have fluctuating ping bruh
is bro joseph joestat
its 60 then plunges to 30-40
that shits normal
@boreal pike nagarundayo
b4 update i didnt even experience that
It's like 120 is not that bad but players get freezed in rounds for 4-5 seconds and nothing get registered
cuz its the update
@cold oasis bro I was frozen for 1min
Are there others who think the sun fun update is meh at best and the season mission rewards suck like really suck.
anyways guys dont forget to listen to my name its an amazing album
This update is so bad istg
@boreal pike Mr. Bald guy
no.
Why 0,01? Do you mean Nameless fragments? 🧐
U guys wanna say that, they should add custom player models?
No kidding. You have got to reset up your controls to get some leverage.
Hud grenade everything is sh*t only vc is good but still only people I saw using it was russian kids shouting

Fragments is just another money grab tactic
Even in India server💀
ALLAH HU AKBAR
VV was there but they took it out for some time.
Yes
💀💀
Lol
Bro atleast they could fix the servers so I can play
Bro's literally bin laden
why did they remove press to speak
One and only
They didn't remove it was in beta
Ran out of internet 
They were just experimenting
They need to make it offical
I don't want people to hear my mom scold me for staying lete
Late
One of the issues with VC is dead players were talking and giving clues
When I turned on VC the voice becomes bad am i the only one
U guys,what's ur most rarest skin(knife ,gun,etc) and how u got it
wait is vc just for the team or can be heard by both teams
You pay you get rare skins
Butterfly kumo from battlepass
Just your team
Teams
Akr necro nd lol I don't remember how I got tht i bought gold only once (100gold only)
A knife donation please
Bruh I saved for it
Butterfly m4a1 bubblegum i buy it
Sell enough skins for gold and use gold to buy better skin
That is the only way I was able to buy a knife
And a tanto aswell
Mine is joker val💀(I'm broke af)
im tryna bank on the fragments
U don't need guns u beleive in blast ig
Or gamble it all and buy a Gold Pass
if i can get some rare fragment then i can get skins
Level up system is also trash I'm lvl 137 but I cant get the previous fragments from the levels
Same
Sucks tbh.
What are the chances of getting a legendary,arcane in boxes?
fr
Also im only lvl 150 now
P90 fusion 477 pattern.@zealous pawn buy it
i was like 230 before
Damn
Nice way to flex
The servers are so unplayable today
that's not a lot
U guys have gold🤨
gambling my gold on battle pass looks good ngl
My best run was 5 kills in defuse all knife kills in a single round
though im broke
Broke? Or just don't have a credit card?
Without p2w on so2 how much gold could I possibly achieve
There is no one selling pattern 477
I have it
im just a 16 yr old i cant apply for a credit card or debit
ok
I managed to achieve peak 150~ gold.
idk you got to just save
I get 5k gold and i didn't spend money
You can make enough gold of you play for a long time and sell your skins and inventory for gold
The cheapest knife is 400g💀 I'm fckd
How
Btw chek media pattenr for 40
Grind
May god bless my soul
I got a sticker from free pass back in zone 9 update
And sold after 3 years
It went from 15 gold to 300 gold
even if u did u will never be satisfied
I only paid once 1.99 when they had gold and box at a discount
Easy golden fragment
you’ll always want to have more knives
Should i buy the pass to grind
I haven't gotten any good things from this update 😞
ultimately spending so much money in the end
Nah
Which one yours?
Thats up to you.
i know your world revolves around a so2 knife but trust me it just aint that special
Them why did u tell me to check pattern 477
xd coz u have gold
400?????
Bruh so what
But that glove suck
I LOVE UR ACCOUNT
Yes
literally got flashed
lol
Think fast chucklenuts
Arcane fragment from event reward

do yall think fragment cases gonna be up on marketplace after the promocodes expire? like gift boxes?
Hah, why? Fragment are more expensive than just skins 🧐
For the record, I don't think the game is a pay to win. It is more pay to look good nothing more.

Free my guy bin laden, the 911 is an inside job from the American government
If I got an arcane or legendary,skin should I sell or keep?
Have tou ever seen an pay2win game?
is 550
how would it possibly be PAYTOWIN???
What do you get from fragments?
Such as Guns of booom, for example
Yeah but still it's damn expensive
Gold or skin
Yep world of Tanks mobile is one pay to win.
Real. The Nameless fragment sells for around 6k but offers are at 5k last time i saw.
u gotta have 10 of them for a skin that costs way less than those 10 fragments so yeah its a money grabbing scheme
Pubg is another
Stumble guys
unless u collect fragments which takes time and grants you common or uncommon skins at best
u wont be getting uncommon
then get banned yeah
not always
so2s cheat system got so much better
Quite
4 player reports and ur out
imagine getting banned without a reason
I have been playing for over 3000 hrs and only cheats I have seen those that install a modified version of the game.
u never faced a cheater?
The worth "investment"
well not quite, after 4 reports the mods themselves look at the match ID’s and ban or not ban u
so it aint a faulty system
I have. One that never dies, one with infinity bullets, speed hacks you name it.
I miss that game tbh but it sucks so bad nowadays
what if i got 17 kd without cheats and 92% win rate?
Oh let's not forget invisibility
magic bullet ?
if u got them without cheating u will not be banned its that simple
can u comprehend me
Nah, count of reports doesn't matter
i got banned before without cheating...
reports is an option for a reason
U know the badge beside my name,how do I change it?
pray
roles channel
🙏🤲🛐
Oh I saw one where the guy shoots from spawn to kill anywhere
mashaallah
go to roles and change it
No cheats/other violations -> no ban

most common one
Masskill cheat, yeah
well yes reports only bring mod attention it doesnt mean once u report the players gettin a ban duh
those get banned the fastes
Allah uh Akbar
I don't sure that mods will check in-game reports, I guess it's autonomous system
They changed the way they report cheats. Before it used to be you had to have ID, video proof of cheat or image and post it on discord
I can't find it
Other thing is a records
1 record should be enough for ban
Ok thanks
All that just to change it from bronze to silver💀
If you mean record as in solid evidence, I might agree with you. Otherwise, not enough.


Would u rather have butterfly or karambit?
Our Russian friends running this server banned me from here cause my pfp and tag offends them.
Pubg
Get any knife you can get your hands on for dirt cheap and sell it for more gold
Whats the best knife for champion glove under 2k gold?
Burger
Lol
Wishing they will add deez
I off to work. Good day fellas
All ma fellas
It's night here
Then you should be in bed
Wow mr beast is in Australia which i where i live
Anyone remember the late 2023 market manipulation which screwed up the so2 marketplace
No everything went expensive as flip
Yeah
Manipulation?
M4 lizard went from 15 to 22
That's a huge portion
Compared to it's price
Bro i bought something for 2k NOW ITS 1600
I knew one mf who did that
It's normal
That's what happens if you don't know the market
Things getting cheaper
No they're not
Wdym
It's just the things you buy got cheaper
Butterlfy knife was 3k gold years ago
Look at the graph of high rarity weapon skins
Anf it went to 2k
Which butterfly knife
you lower the price if you buy the skin
Just yk
Fable box haven't existed years ago
So you're just yapping
Smh
Yeah obviously?? 😭
Mfs are gonna start bulk buying fable boxes and cases now and try to resell them afterwards
I bought like 20-30 fables boxes
But that's pretty dumb if had to be fr
And opened them all bc i dont have all the patience in the worlf
Cases or boxes?
Sharp box was 10 g
im assuming like 2g at first
then it starts highrising cuz people would try to invest in it
6g
Meh sharp boxes are now 6g on market
yeah
thats what happens
thats why i always sell my skin the moment the season ends
Woww the game has become so buggy after update
I sold all my stuff when the event ended too
sharp cases are 99g now 😭
festal wrap looks so good
just buy it then
And i need a knife to combo it
First i get knife from battle pass
I sell it
And buy the glove
champ glove looks ugly
How?
phoenix?
Pheonix rissen
it looks nice
Ot matches with any gloves that had white lining and stuff
dark shiver skin looks pretty sick
Like plague
im thinking of getting another knife tbh
i got tanto already
but kunai looks nice
I like champion glove
hello
are you addicted?
its called being dedicated!!!
no such thing as addiction
american lies
I know the difference between dedication and addiction.
i search clan
i used all my son's college funds for gambling
Elite alies and compe
When will they fix the HUD?
Either in the patch update or never .
2nd option prolly
what does model quality change?
well can't say anything it's your life how you want to go, you only go once.
No man i just wanna finish the pass fast and buy my gloves
make them less visible
Hello
Hey any Mod online?
May u ban a account , that youve banned like 2 years ago?
for what
Cuz i dont use this account
oh its your account
Yeahhh bro
Mods just managing the channels
This account is like Cursed , keep jooning servers itself
Also we are not providing in-game help here
last time i used this was like 1year
you dont need the account to be banned though
youre damn right
now were all going broke
Nono bro unban me from discord server
You should go to our helpdesk: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base
huh
Can you send your discord account ID's to my DM?
the devils lettuce on this man's pfp
aight
Can we sell charms and graffiti?
Yes, you can.
How
Bruh why did they remove quick nade?

How would you rate the "Pool" map?)
you can sell charms and you can sell the graffiti pack only if you havent open it
it's coming again
not bad, overall okay,great.
My brain still doesn’t process it I keep monitor myself 
Thenkssss
Thenkss
and also you cant sell a charm if its applied to a gun skin
lol

What if i removed it?
Then
i mean it's not bad neither good so it's just an overall round figure to great.
yes you have to sell it as a single part
it depends in various aspects.
Okay thenkssss
it's either not a shark, it's called a blahaj by the way.
he not shark 😭
there's a difference between a shark and a blahaj henceforth.
since I've joined here I've already gotten 100 message requests for some reason in discord..
anyway, have to head back to work, talk later.
what work
marine biologist
I work in the IT industry
oh
Anyone knows a DC server to sell skins
LMFAO
standoff 2 official discord server
can I know, what made you those thoughts? not everyone is the same with your thoughts or your generation
:/
he is just kidding 😭
that's a great gum, haven't had it in a while, got anything else to recommend?
he says you are a baby boomer
yeah I do understand that they sell a gum here called "boomer"
I am not interested much in-games, I've found this game to play for fun since 2017.
I would keep my identity to myself, cheers.
never said I am, have I?
well it was a really long time ago.
like what, exactly?
alright then
I'll get going, have a great day others there.
anyone got gyroscope settings , this new update has crushed my sh sensitivities
1.48
yeah
If ar 1.38
both
If sniper 1.11
bet
lol
its easy with gyro
frfr
man this new update have become like pc gui frfr
what tf is axlebolt doing with these new buttons
Bro, no way u play with that
How can u handle ur screen moving all that fast
And how would you rate breakable objects?)
Is that so... I'm used to it
Man u are crazy
If not try 1.20 on scope
2/5
I used to play on max gyro
0.50 gyro sensitivity the best
stop man ,,
Maybe, each person has different game styles and finger movement
4 claw
and device
Rog
mae is that you
Pc is good too
sup
but alright,alright , this new update is cutsed
cursed
with those new buttons
I like it tho
to be honest i mever seen them
i mean its good u just need to get used to it
And it's a new patch, they might improve it at some point
I see
why'd they have to change the hud
Mhm
New player experience
I hate the update cuz i forgot where i putted the buttons , example of the map and sh thats why
kinda to modern for so2
Aren't you tired of it
Mhm
fr
But it's kinda really really close to cs2
more like codm type of shi
They updated it to be closer to cs2
Many people will struggle at the joystick movement...
ik they ain't inspired no more they just copying from cs2
Update the graphics to get closer not hud👌
low graphic are like smooth type
only thing that's left is bhop -_-
Devs understand that, but who'll play so2 if it's too laggy
LOL
Ong even the full white wep in the shop are straight from cs2
Besides most devices can only handle 60-90fps
all low graphics - smooth af
0 lag
Not everyone has a good device
what u play on
Ikr
for this sez only orininal shi is fragments
I wish iPhone 15 had 120 fps not just the pro model
Iphone 13 has 120
120fps cursed
Cheaper too
and the uncommon shouldnt be for sale
iPhone8 here , still destroying everyone
Not even that the granate its identical
dis da reason why ppl have 90-100ms
Only pro
Try to optimize it. It might be pretty hard but I believe they can make it
They always optimize, they're doing best
paying 3k for 120fps with bad quality battery
(in poland)
Ikr
iPhones are expensive too
frfr
But I wonder how neteast and tencent can do so well when it comes to optimization
imma happy realme enjoyer
But there are "better performance" phone...
With the price of not so good camera
not da best but still g
They're a big company
Axlebot only has 1 game
I think
o
@spiral thunder mae is that u
had 2 games but got deleted
standoff 1 igs
ttp shooter
kinda mid tbh
yea so1 was tpp
Bruh seeing SO2 now always remind me of chemistry
Hi,can somebody give me a knife bcz i dont have enough gold to buy it
bro joined so2 dc just to ask for a knife
No
If begging would be a person
I am a 66 level
Please read #📖│server-rules no. 3
Ok
top 5 comeback in an argument
my brilliant assistant medal disappeared from my account and i have proof of buying it from 2019 is it possible i could get it back
Please be careful next time
Somebody want to play with me?
Bro
Even if we gave u a knife
Knife isnt a flex
U know what flexing is
Ur level
Ure probably level 25 man
visit so2 support side send ur id and ss of u having it
knifes a flex
and u gona flex with a knife
LOL WHAT
high level just shows u got no life brodie
cap
on game all day
Bro thinks hes rich buying a 10€ knife
i just got butterfly knife irl and got myself one in game
😨😨
thanks
just like knife
people to play?
Lmao i had one butterfly knife
gray
I am a 66 level
all gray
np hope u get ur badge
do u got any rank
168230310 its my id
i got gold like one
fr hell yeah
cus i had a legacy ingame
legacy is most og knife in game change my mind
fr
i had a rainbow one but it was a training one
Yall dont like Nazi here
I need bronzes for comp
Yes
took it to school got told it was a real knife and if imma bring it next time i would be kicked out
Nazi is anti jew , jew are israel , or yall support israeli in fighting palestine
Bro having a knife
and cops get called
.
not just do styles
😂
I am from serbia
mall secourity was following me to exit
brother
im calming myself cuz i dont wanna get a ban
Hahahahahahhah
cuz i dont got other acc to see the lastest updates by standoff
and when im comming back to the mall with skull motor mask secourity tells me to take it off
and im not wasting my insults on u
Why
ya know the Mediaexpert shop?
cuz youre a serb and im albanian 😁
Uh
im calming myself rn
yeah
workers tells me to get out if im wearing mask
Veryy scaryy
keep it on belt bro
skill issue ig
where u from anyway
poland
poland are like slavic man , slavs got some balls
Huh
i can carry u
das da reason imma move to brittan when imma 18
im silver 3 also
nahhh bro dont go there
wtf
How do u play the tournament mode?
(imma 17rn)
uk is cringe af , fully corruption nd sh
imma go to uk to make sum cash
i ain't gonna be livin there
thanks igs
xd
why does the zone got like day now?
i mean it was better at night tbh
also my goal is to work for a pc
then u gonna work 1 month only? xd
If I buy gold from another account and buy skin from my own account And what happens if I return these golds?
GUYS IS THE HORSE COMING BACK
They took it out??
no
nev video?
Channel
let me see
W
they are making fun of the horse statue getting removed from the map
they arent teasing it and we wont get it back
I bet you 100k they will
i bet 1 mil
compe ?
When are they gonna add voice chat back
Any allies, my rank is g3 this one is not correct
I wanna yell at russians
France/Netherlands
its in the game
Any allies comp msg me g3/ fr,ne
#wewanttheoldgame
check dms
probably less than in poland
dunno probably 2months
sum lik dat
also my kittens letting me pet thier bellyes*
Hii guys
dunno why but they are do SOFT
Did you like the new order?
english chat bro
I'm using translation, sorry for any mistakes.
I'm thinking of leaving standoff
Is there any site to buy gold in so2 ,or its only possible trought game?
np
why?
The game is not well optimised
Is there any site to buy gold in so2 ,or its only possible trought game?
you can buy it through the apple store thingy they sell more then 3k gold at once there
i think its 9k gold for 83 usd
depends what phone u got
U not facing fps drop problems?
im on android(xiaomi-redmi)
when low battery and some mf throws molly or smoke i got some drops but not much
still can do ace
Good for you
Bro wanna play rainbow 6 siege?
id have
On mobile?
i mean it wasn't happening b4 but it ain't so bad after all
too much molly details to render
idk then sorry
ok ty
np
i heard there was cs map that wasn't working bcs of too detailed garlic model
does anybody wanna play bronze 4 + on 2v2?
pol?
?
no czy polak xd
no tak
dm
sombody comp? I'm smurf with gold
Yeah! I'm main with silver
do u have basic game knowledge?
Yes
id
20280909
go in game
Server ?
netherlands/france/poland/russia
juz
Ok
is comp working now?
Bruh why is all the sever high ping today
amen 🙏
its bcs ppl selling the uncommon elements so fast
its too much for servers and they laggy
Yo guys, will we be able to see all those boxes and packs from season like guns stickers that are unpacked
If you open then no
Yeah as expected
u need to open theme to sell what's dropped u
Ik ty
Hello
Where u guys from
I am from India
Guys today I have uploaded a so2 video on my channel so can you all please show some support
India
why u making self promo here?
not sure if its allowed
Do u know Ranjith
Bruh
Sorry
I don't know the rules
Btw can anyone tell me how to get promocode
And what is the use of it
Pls tell
u joined the dc just for promocode?
Noo
How to join?
But I am just asking
its something that devs give in thier socials like ig yt twitter
u just need to seek for theme
Oo
guys im looking for a line to a friendly match against mine
Yaa yesterday I got one randomly in there video
Thanks for telling me
anyone?
just watch thier vids carefully
Ok
Thanks
