💬│english-chat

[verbal imp]

Who thought it was a good idea to put a scope on it

And make it into a Lazer beam

[bronze grove]

Guys, You can have your argument in a more polite manner.

[rain sleet]

Yall way too mean to the lmg, it's totally balanced,it has one if not the worst accuracies of all the guns when standing,reload and load animation is way too slow and on top of that as i said it runs out of ammo way too fast,what more nerf do yall want 😭😭😭

[bronze grove]

We are always watching the chats.

[lilac niche]

Lmg?

[rain sleet]

Instead of watching over the chat you maybe can warn about that one scam that recently have taken place yk

[lilac niche]

Oh

[lilac niche]

You're trying to have problems?

[rain sleet]

Breh wym,there is a literal scam going around where people loose their skins from their accs bc of a "tournament"

[lilac niche]

But directly saying what the mods should do

Not very good thing to do

They know their job, and they do it the way it needs to be done

[bronze grove]

Sorry for our fault, but we have life too. It's better report him to Community supporters or moderators (who is being active)

[rain sleet]

Maybe but who other will,these people should be banned in the first place,why does community have to warn others?

[torpid dew]

There's no new code ?

[bronze grove]

Unfortunately

[torpid dew]

Sad dev hate us 😢 jk

[lilac niche]

Because mods can't see everything

Sorry but like everyone, they have a life

They're giving some of their free time for us, the community, and it's already a lot yk

[rain sleet]

Ye but this isn't something to be bluntly called a light issue that should be taken lightly,like there are people who loose genuine money that if you haven't noticed, cannot be returned in any way,and it's not small amount of people too

This is something happening on daily basis,im shure im not the first one to complain about this

[lilac niche]

I know

But beside

Also their fault (players who got scammed)

Just be careful that's all

[rain sleet]

I can give you the link of the srv bc im still in it,i can assure you that these came prepared,yes there is a server that id actually boosted and has a kind of "moderation" even tho it's fake just to ashure someone it's legit

[lilac niche]

Anyways, i won't talk about that, as it's kinda ruining the whole chat

[rain sleet]

True,but still im bothered that i was the victim of this and when i spoke about it like 2 people came to me telling me the same is happening to them and they would fall for it if they haven't saw my post

[raw forge]

Hi

[rain sleet]

Sup dawg,hyd?

[tardy dirge]

Those people who lose their accs due to this scam have skill issue

[rain sleet]

Bruh how could you tell it's a scam tho,this is like something completely new they invented 💀

[tardy dirge]

New?

First time I got "tournament" invite was in mid 2023

[rain sleet]

It died out tho untill now,or I'm just new to this,and even so why didn't anyone report this in the past?

Like im shure by then prolly above 200$ were stolen in goods or even more

[tardy dirge]

There's no point in reporting because there will be more new accs

[rain sleet]

Yes but still people should know about it to recognise the scam, someone who's totally new to this concept cannot rlly see right through it

[tardy dirge]

It's easy to tell if that's scam because the messages are sent from lvl 1 accs

Which is a red flag

[rain sleet]

Nah,this dude whos usually going around has some badass stats

An actual pro going around and scamming people

[tardy dirge]

Another red flag is that the prize pool is higher than 5k gold

[rain sleet]

Ok true but some get rlly excited st the price tag,and it sounds quite real considering it's a "tournament"

[tardy dirge]

I think that the solution to this is if devs could add message filter

And if it contains a phone number or a telegram username then the message should be removed

[raw forge]

Good

[rain sleet]

It's actually not via telegram

There is an app named VK

Wich can actually be linked to so2 acc

It doesn't require that

[tardy dirge]

Or maybe devs should remove linking accs through vk

Bc vk has some sort of backdoor

[rain sleet]

Maybe both,and add it into announcements bc people should be warned

That what im suggesting

[tardy dirge]

Devs talked about similar scam about account deletion

They should make one for fake tournaments

So more players would be aware of that

[ebon quiver]

Anyone want to help me level up?

: :

Because it's hard to get into randoms

[rain sleet]

Me :3

I need help with allies lol

[rain sleet]

U up?

[ebon quiver]

Dm

[patent seal]

Yo

[limber marsh]

Hello guys

[bright comet]

Anyone allies?

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[verbal imp]

Most active player search

[silent mortar]

This update is taking ages

[lilac ice]

HOW DO I BECOME A MOD

[stoic badge]

Skibidi Toilet is a mystical place where the absurd and the hilarious collide.

Skibidi toilat skibidi toilat

🚽

[tardy dirge]

It most likely gonna arrive at this Thursday

[dense bluff]

Guys are y'all watching UEFA

Euro

Czechia got robbed

[short lodge]

._.

cap

isn't Valentine's over

But it pass

Like 6 days ago

Why here tho

This is a gaming discord sever

[silent mortar]

Too much time to wait

[short lodge]

make sense gl

[prime sphinx]

anyone want an editor

?

hello someone their

[unreal sluice]

We should’ve won

[dense bluff]

Yeah

Creator of what?

of?

[desert hinge]

youtube

[dense bluff]

HELL NAH she is doing Only Fans 100%

There is no yt link in her bio

Mods?

Mue

Mute

[desert hinge]

thats promoting/selling loll

[dense bluff]

💀

HELL NAH

But it technically is NSFW

[unreal sluice]

Keeper motm imo

[desert hinge]

standoff is so fun

and we got a girl promoting of

• i swear valentines day was long time ago

[desert hinge]

your a girl ?

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[unreal sluice]

14 February

[desert hinge]

trans?

wait your trans?

take that as a no

[desert hinge]

are u famous?

[unreal sluice]

No

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[unreal sluice]

Wdym?

[desert hinge]

boy to girl?

[desert hinge]

do you make videos/stream?

[primal rain]

Dude

[unreal sluice]

No

[primal rain]

Why do you talk like a

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[desert hinge]

i never met a trans person

lemme talk

[primal rain]

🦕

[desert hinge]

are you goated as standoff ?

[verbal imp]

She was goated
But she doesn't play anymore

[desert hinge]

how do yk

you play w her

?

[unreal sluice]

He’s my friend since some years lol

[verbal imp]

Cuz I played with her

[unreal sluice]

We’ve played many times

[verbal imp]

On multiple occasions

[primal rain]

@verbal imp nice blitz 03s

[desert hinge]

you quit?

[verbal imp]

I will put them on a Honda accord

[primal rain]

20k rims on 500 bucks car

[verbal imp]

Yes

[primal rain]

Hell yeah

[verbal imp]

Cuz it makes sense

[primal rain]

Anything honda does

[unreal sluice]

Yuh uh

[desert hinge]

why tho its still lowkey fun

[desert hinge]

wtf is that badge u have on ur profile

[unreal sluice]

Not for me

[desert hinge]

there is way too much cheaters

[primal rain]

Which one

[desert hinge]

completed a quest

[verbal imp]

I need a vip car

[primal rain]

Means I am a professional discord user

[verbal imp]

But it has to be really old

[primal rain]

Like?

[desert hinge]

😄

[primal rain]

Old mercies?

[verbal imp]

(I don't have money to buy any car)

[primal rain]

(me neither)

[verbal imp]

Anything really

[primal rain]

(I don't even have license yet)

[verbal imp]

HAHA

[primal rain]

Laws man

[verbal imp]

(Dude same)

[primal rain]

((axaxaxaxa))

[verbal imp]

Will change

Ngl it couldve been done a long time ago

But it's me

[unreal sluice]

I’m so tired

[primal rain]

Can't drive

😂

[verbal imp]

Me too

[primal rain]

Check out some lexus cars

They look cool

[verbal imp]

Shut

[primal rain]

Also old Volvos

They also look cool and vip

[verbal imp]

Have u steered ur dad's vehicle while on the road

NO

Loser

[primal rain]

Erm Actually

[verbal imp]

Honestly was thinking about old German cars

[primal rain]

I do drive car on public roads

[verbal imp]

Not a bad idea

[primal rain]

Which is 100% illegal :3

[verbal imp]

What do you drive

[primal rain]

My dads passat

[verbal imp]

A peal p50

[primal rain]

Which is sold now

[verbal imp]

Rib

[primal rain]

That doesn't exits here

Maybe couple cars

Not more

[primal rain]

AUDIS

!!!!!!!!!!

Cool, cool, fast

Also they guarantee lots of maintenance experience

[verbal imp]

I kinda want a merc
(I saw one on fb market place and it didn't look half bad)

But the price

Is scares me

It*

[primal rain]

How much

[verbal imp]

10k in my currency
5k in usd

[primal rain]

Wait a minute

Don't you live in us?

[austere jungle]

s

[verbal imp]

The model if ur wondering
w140

[verbal imp]

No

Most assume I do

Because I speak English

[primal rain]

Where the hell do you live

[verbal imp]

in le caribbean

[primal rain]

🐲

[primal rain]

5k usd

[desert hinge]

.

[primal rain]

Depends on conduction tho

But still average for 40 year old car

[verbal imp]

I thought blud was trying to sell a car with a blown engine

So I was like

😶

[unreal sluice]

I’m
So hungry

It’s 11pm

I had dinner at 4:30

[primal rain]

5k for a car without engine

Wild

[verbal imp]

Don't u have anything in the fridge?

For a 4 year old car

40*

[rich crow]

Just eat

[unreal sluice]

Nuh uh I can’t get fat

[rich crow]

You also shouldn't look like a stick

[unreal sluice]

I wanna tho

[desert hinge]

facts

[rich crow]

Why lol

[desert hinge]

king pepe im more skinny than the picture u sent

[rain sleet]

Sup yall

[rich crow]

Health concern right there

[desert hinge]

😄

im 14.

its not that bad

[rich crow]

Yes that's bad

[unreal sluice]

I’m hungryyy

[rich crow]

That's like some 8yr skinny

[unreal sluice]

I have to bear with tho

[desert hinge]

how i weigh 45 kg

[lavish turret]

back to nursery lil bro

[desert hinge]

nursery.

im in yr 10.

[rich crow]

That's 99 pounds... Very concerning. Someone could snap you like a stick.

[desert hinge]

ye.

thats the point

lol

[rich crow]

Odd but ok

[verbal imp]

Ig

NO WAYYYYY

Bro

I'm living too happy

I completely forgor today was Tuesday

[rain sleet]

Lol 😭

[lilac niche]

Maybe sleep?

[unreal sluice]

I can’t

[lilac niche]

How old and how tall

[lilac niche]

Sad :c

[unreal sluice]

I’m 184cm and 80kg:((

[paper tangle]

You forgot

[rich crow]

Hi

[lilac niche]

I'm 175cm and 51kg

[rich crow]

Someone want 1v1?

[rain sleet]

If i get another Ukranian child with 5 braincell ima tweak out 💀

[rich crow]

Me

[lilac niche]

Lmao

[paper tangle]

I think it’s a sign to stop playing for today

[rich crow]

Ok send ID

[rain sleet]

Just look in photos

[rich crow]

01 am*

[rich crow]

38516803

[lilac niche]

I get you

[rich crow]

Ok enter standoff

[rich crow]

I am

[lilac niche]

But they're higher ranked also

[unreal sluice]

I wish I was shorter and lighter than that

[lilac niche]

Oh, one day you'll reach your goal

[rain sleet]

Not that but only playable fun map is sandstone,mf i picked to team up with in this srv picked breeze,yes a map created before Jesus Christ himself was born 💀😭

[lilac niche]

How to say

I only play sandstone for comp

On allies, i only play rust

[rich crow]

@rich crow bro enter

[unreal sluice]

I won’t, I can’t grow shorter:((

[lilac niche]

I mean, for the weight :c

[rain sleet]

Rust is a good map but campers are soo annoying,like it's literally a haven for campers

[rich crow]

@rich crow @rich crow

[lilac niche]

That's why i play it on allies only

Allies is basically camping ct

[rain sleet]

@rich crow i can play 1v1 instead

[lilac niche]

He got muted

1 hours

[rain sleet]

Lol 😭

[lilac niche]

Exclu(e)
00h 59min 35s timeout remaining

Idk what he did wrong

[rain sleet]

Multi ping ig

[lilac niche]

Maybe

[stray sage]

@lilac niche go study lubro

[past pond]

[rain sleet]

Anyways,only good map personally is sandstone for allies,bc let's be honest,it has one of the best peek spots and it's quite intense

[gilded flower]

if you cut off your legs you’ll be shorter and lighter

follow for more tips

[lilac niche]

For me i don't like it, too much opened and too much angles to check at once

[stray sage]

@gilded flower drop more tips gang

[gilded flower]

uhh wait

[rain sleet]

Wym opened,rust is as twice of length and even tho it doesn't have a lot of peek corners to check there are a lot of camping spots wich cannot be rlly seen unless u have some type of paranoia so you have to check every corner

[unreal sluice]

Oh okay

[lilac niche]

I'm used to rust and sandstone for allies, i always perform good on rust, not always on sandstone

And the spots are easy to know and check if you have a bit of gamesense

[gilded flower]

if you need bread go to your nearby pond and wait for people to go feed the ducks and steal their bread

10% of your profits must be donated to me for this tip

[rain sleet]

Prolly just of a person preference then,idk im always very reactive with corners bc ik where the enemy is going to be by playstyle while rust is only campers and nothing but campers

[lilac niche]

I hope you'll reach the goal that can be reached ^^

[unreal sluice]

Thank you^^

[lilac niche]

You're welcome ^^

[gilded flower]

who tf made lollipop sticks paper???

[paper tangle]

people

[rain sleet]

Ik chat is dead but anyone up for allies?

[frigid palm]

Ugh

[stray sage]

Do u always stand on business or

[frigid palm]

Guys please don't report me for this but I need 3 pro ppl and reason why is because I am playimg against the strongest clan today at 9pm at night and I have noob players, players who have no experience in the game at all so that's why I need 3 pros to join my clan and battle beast clan

Pls join and pls don't report me🫥

[gilded flower]

well since your account was made 1 day after mine i will give you a pass

[frigid palm]

Uhm ram wanna join my clan?

[gilded flower]

no

[rich crow]

Bro go on

U went in a dif game

It didnt le t me join the first time

[worthy maple]

Hi aza

Long time no talk

[worthy maple]

Also hi rosie

[safe vapor]

allies hk/sg

[hexed igloo]

everyday is always a sign to stop playing this game

[verbal imp]

Csm day

Lemme see what bro cooked

Speaking of cooking
Im absolutely loving Greatest Estate Developer

[sand sierra]

I need someone ti play with him

[brazen lotus]

yo

[sand sierra]

I will send my id

219168870

[verbal imp]

Ong

[sand sierra]

I need someone to play with him

Why didn’t nobody want to taking

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

its really good

[verbal imp]

Too good

I love how he reacts when money is in the question

Or when hes beating the ever living shi out of the people he hates

Lowkey hate myself for not reading it earlier

I'm almost halfway

Maybe I'll read some more

[hexed bluff]

Anyone tryna play Allie’s? I’m good with 100 hours

Sigma

[silent mortar]

Very bad map and I hate it, should've been removed and add another map

[rich crow]

@paper tangle do I message you if a ig account is pretending to be axlebolt and selling accounts?

[rain sleet]

Nah,i mean it has a great concept of one part of the map being fast paced play while other is just long where you gotta watch for peeks and stuff but people who play it made it bad

[silent mortar]

2/10 overall

[gilded flower]

you use the link that is in pinned messages

[silent mortar]

It's not balanced

The rotation takes ages for ct

[rain sleet]

True,for me maybe 4/10 but still players are damn bad,btw what do you think is the worst map?

[silent mortar]

If your teammates is on a and the enemy is on b say goodbye to the round

Retakes is horrible

[rain sleet]

I mean......

[silent mortar]

Limited angles for ct to retake

[rain sleet]

You ain't wrong but it isn't that bad

[silent mortar]

With one smoke everything is covered

Just horrible

It need a remake

For the competitive scene

It's the least picked map

After Sakura

[hard cave]

@paper tangle spin

[rain sleet]

Worse for me is def breeze, whoever came with idea to make a map so open yet create most devious camping spots and yet fail at both categories should burn in darkest pits of hell

[rich crow]

To a short (very short) point I agree

[rain sleet]

The map is soo random that you can't even know who is coming from where with all of the mf entrances on B and A too

[silent mortar]

I see that zone 7 and sandstone are the only maps that requires some skills

Best maps

Dune is also good but too tight

[rain sleet]

And map knowledge,it has soo many good angles and so many situations can be played out perfectly,map just puts ur skill to the test

[silent mortar]

Obviously

[rich crow]

Tryhard map

[rain sleet]

Seriously on sandstone your either good or bad,most spots are known yet so hard to track

[silent mortar]

A team map, if you play solo you lose

[silent mortar]

It's like mirage

Voice chat is the most important thing to win

[rain sleet]

i would def argue that sandstone is better, tho it's a copycat of that map so you rlly can't put it above

[silent mortar]

Why not taking it seriously

[rain sleet]

Yes if you find a teammate on the disco,if you talking about the vc option that was available for some time then you couldn't be more wrong

[silent mortar]

Limited information gives lack of team work

If my teammates sees an enemy he can't talk

Cause no f vc

Imagine calling a game competitive if you have no vc

[rain sleet]

Yes but what "information" im getting when a mf Russian dude is cursing my last 7 past family generations for dying in the first round while he's teleporting bc of ping

[silent mortar]

That's why you need to temporarily ban someone for toxicity like faceit

Faceit take the competitive scene so serious and I love it

Gives the comfortableness game to me

[rain sleet]

Tell that to the so2 team who bearly even care for cheaters flying across the map let alone drunk Russian dudes that have no sense of human feelings

[silent mortar]

I've literally got 24h mute for saying that the game is neglected by the devs

What do you expect from a russian company

Complete disaster

[rain sleet]

That and dmg input after death 💀

[silent mortar]

The country is full of coding experts

Cyber security

And more

But whatever

Let me add some skins

"giggles"

[rain sleet]

Explain to me why a dude that i directly shot in the head with my 12 gauge shotgun isn't dead bc i died first 💀

[silent mortar]

Bullet registration

The server don't regist it because of the cheap servers

[rain sleet]

Ye now that doesn't exist it seems bc serers are very good 👍

[silent mortar]

Yeh

Barley

It's getting better

[rain sleet]

Btw didn't game got shut down few month's ago 💀

[silent mortar]

Servers overload 😂

Imagine

[rain sleet]

Yeah,as i said their servers are connected to a potato,2 double A batteries and a copper wire with an SD card inserted 💀

[silent mortar]

Lack of money I guess

They need to pay the whole team

[hard cave]

@paper tangle pls spin

[silent mortar]

Lack of sponsorship

On tournaments

[rain sleet]

Btw who even sponsored so2💀

[silent mortar]

Tournaments

[paper tangle]

No

[silent mortar]

It's not worldwide like counter strike

[hard cave]

spin

pls

you only did it once

then u never did it again

😭

[paper tangle]

Because everyone only gets it once

otherwise it would've been annoying to do it for one guy everyday

[rain sleet]

Ye but pretty damn underrated for a good mobile copy that is

[hard cave]

so i never get a spin again?

im depressed now 😿

[silent mortar]

Yeah I love it

[rain sleet]

Only thing it's missing is custom servers like cs has

People would be so creative

[hard cave]

ipersonally like it more then cs2

ihave both

[rain sleet]

That and b-hopping

[hard cave]

adding bhopping to mobile would be hard

cuz cs has a timer

on the jump so you cant spam it

to bhop

how are you gonna do that on mobile?

[rain sleet]

It isn't rlly hard tbh,but server needs to keep track, also ping

[rain sleet]

Yk that b-hopping is practically timing based right?

[hard cave]

yeah

but it has a timer on the key

so you cant use an autoclicker

if you add it on mobile

how are you gonna stop people from using autoclicker

[rain sleet]

People who play with 3-4 fingers could get used to it

[hard cave]

.

[hard cave]

my point isnt in bhopping it self

[rain sleet]

Just add a normal cooldowm, resister for a pre jump before meant timing to stop the spamming of it

[hard cave]

wouldnt adding that client side make it laggier for players with low end devices?

and server side is already laggy enough with bad bullet reg

maybe once they fix the server issues

it could be done

[rain sleet]

I said "it would be nice" but i didn't say it was quite possible, maybe if so2 got better servers to keep track of cooldown

[hard cave]

yeah

thats also what im trying to explain

it would be a very nice addition to so2

[hexed igloo]

by purposely code it so you gain more velocity overtime, idk why is that a big deal

[hard cave]

did you even read what i said?

[hexed igloo]

Source engine bhop wasn't on purpose either

[hard cave]

mate

yeah you diff didnt read what i said

[rain sleet]

Spamming it would be easy without cooldown mechanisms that would register jump button being pressed before it's timing

And for that you need somewhat of servers

[paper tangle]

now what if

ubisoft b hop

(its a joke for whoever reads it)

[rain sleet]

Lol,but let's be honest it would be a good mechanic,both fun and skilled bc i would change the game in a way

That and custom servers bc why not make whole sliding map,tho that would be way too advanced for so2

Possible but it would require a fat budged for such s thing

And servers

[hexed igloo]

you know how so2 and their servers go

[rain sleet]

Yeah i do.... seriously do they not make a buck with skins already?

You just cannot tell me that for whole this time game has existed they couldn't buy better servers

[hexed igloo]

well

[terse ravine]

Can somebody tell me why there always isn't a English speaking

[tacit leaf]

where do i report someone with video proof

@paper tangle

[paper tangle]

Press on the link, then bottom right button to contact Support.

https://help.axlebolt.com/en

[tacit leaf]

okayy

[hexed igloo]

ip grabber ^^

[tacit leaf]

how long does it take for them to respond back?

[paper tangle]

nuh uh

[paper tangle]

about 5 business days

[tacit leaf]

NOO

[paper tangle]

yeah I get the feeling too

[tacit leaf]

go dms rq

[stray violet]

We can go gyatt for gyatt

Nah f that, we can go rizz for rizz 🤑 🤑 👽 👽

[paper tangle]

you need medical attention

[safe vapor]

when is end seasion btw?

[charred fjord]

Is there cust service here?

[inner pollen]

yo dude is cooking some sh.

[paper tangle]

Press on the link, then bottom right button to contact Support.

https://help.axlebolt.com/en

[safe vapor]

anyone up for allies hk/sg

[cold oasis]

When is the update

[paper tangle]

Unknown

[outer valley]

[rugged kettle]

12 hours from now

[cold oasis]

Ty

[tidal wedge]

Guys,i keep stuck in loading page when i use WiFi,but when i use data its all works well,my wifi got nothing problem with it can run probably on others appps

[bronze grove]

It depends on your Wi-Fi

[agile pollen]

Prob ISP problem. Try to use VPN when you use Wifi to play, or just use cellular data

[tidal wedge]

@bronze grove @agile pollen ty for the information,i need to use vpn to enter the game with wifi

Its not illegal for use vpn right?

[shadow creek]

Is there any ?

[compact spindle]

no idea, but i am looking for

one

so far there is 184

[agile pollen]

No problem! And to answer your next question, no it's not

[compact spindle]

playside looks sleek

not good enough, i am looking for really CLEAN SAPPHIRE

both sides

[shadow creek]

Just wait for emerald karambit

[compact spindle]

only interested in sapphire

[shadow creek]

Keep looking

[compact spindle]

lmk if you found one

[shadow creek]

K

[compact spindle]

thanks

@shadow creek

go and see

174

mine

almost perfect, not good enough

saw the playside?

@shadow creek

[shadow creek]

See 118

[compact spindle]

seen before

i bought 174 instead

you look at 174

cleaner than 118

look at the playside

118 tip is blue

see 174

almost perfect sapphire

[shadow creek]

Seen it

[compact spindle]

184 is another one

but 174 is cleaner still

[shadow creek]

464 is red gem so cool

Backside has red tip

[compact spindle]

only want sapphire

haha

anyone have clean sapphire karambit nebula let me know

[shadow creek]

Most of them r not in market so it's difficult to find

[compact spindle]

any idea what number though

that you have came across so far

[reef scarab]

anyone down for some comp

[bronze grove]

Check #1044085342308941944

[compact spindle]

do we have a list of all nebula patterns?

[bronze grove]

No

[rich crow]

I had to coach russian kids to win a defuse match

Never felt happier to win from 7-0 to 7-8

[misty oriole]

Who can cary me?

Carry*

Im still level 19

I wanna meet a friend in this server

[verbal imp]

Defuse

Tdm

[shadow creek]

Is it me or 5cm per second ep3 is just a song

🥹

[silent mortar]

So we're going to wait until 23th of June come

I'm just waiting for the vc

[shadow creek]

Is burning fists best glove for sting"corrode" ?

[rich crow]

Why servers are extremely laggy?

I had disconnected several times

[silent mortar]

Choose the nearest server to your geographical spot

[rich crow]

Lol

My currently server is Hongkong

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[halcyon flare]

it happens to me all the time xd

[rich crow]

Lol -61 rank pts

[rain sleet]

😭

How tf is that even possible,how bad must ur team be to receive that minus 💀😭

[silent mortar]

Mmr system sucks

[verbal imp]

We been knowing this

It sucked when it was first introduced

They fixed the mmr issue

It still sucked

And tweaked it again and it still sucked

[silent mortar]

Should been only win or lose

No kills or deaths needed

Like faceit

[verbal imp]

Kills arent counted

[silent mortar]

K/d

[rain sleet]

I like how game can give you minus points even tho you carried and on top of that won the game ❤️

[silent mortar]

9/10 overall

Lol

[shadow creek]

🩶

[verbal imp]

Just only the win or loses in during the match
And whoever is on ur team and the opponents

[silent mortar]

Even though you are the top fragger but still

Gaining 2 mmr

[verbal imp]

Depending on their rank it can effect ur mmr

[verbal imp]

Kills arent counted to your mmr.

[rain sleet]

Tbh there are more downsides to the game instead of positives tho we still somehow like it 💀

[silent mortar]

So camp or defuse to gain mmr?

[verbal imp]

What

[shadow creek]

Defuse really gain mmr

Even planting and bombing too

[silent mortar]

The game optimization is good considering the graphics is amazing

[verbal imp]

Alot more downsides.

[verbal imp]

HAHA

Sure thing

[shadow creek]

Thats why i always say my mates to plant

[verbal imp]

Anyway

[hexed igloo]

me if im a liar

[silent mortar]

Oh come on

Let it slide

[verbal imp]

So2 and optimization

Sure

[silent mortar]

Poco f3 121 fps stable

[rain sleet]

Also why is dmg input so cursed,when i hit someone upclose with a shotgun in the chest he should reciveWAY more dmg than just 32 💀

[verbal imp]

Doesn't mean it has good optimization

[shadow creek]

Yeah for good phone it is too good

[shadow creek]

Fxz

[shadow creek]

Even deagle needs 3 shots on head

[silent mortar]

This problem is depressing

[hexed igloo]

dont know why but it's very common to hit for -18 up close with any shotgun

[verbal imp]

Could be the fact that your pellets doesn't go where it should be

[silent mortar]

Hitbox is connected with the servers packet

[rain sleet]

Ye i think my Alcatel phone could be a be used as better server than what they have there 💀

[verbal imp]

Thank you for explaining hit detection

[silent mortar]

Am I right?

[elder sequoia]

Why my competative matches are not starting the time is keep going .....my region is India

[rain sleet]

It's because ur region is India 💀

[shadow creek]

Isdk

[hexed igloo]

comp on india is a myth

[shadow creek]

What is your ping

[verbal imp]

Just as myth as na

[silent mortar]

Who the hell play so2 on India

[compact spindle]

NEED CLEAN SAPPHIRE NEBULA DM

[verbal imp]

Also they did some survey for na players

[silent mortar]

PUBG exists

[elder sequoia]

Damn don't y'all attack me

[verbal imp]

I wonder what information they'll get out of it 🤷‍♂️

[elder sequoia]

Tht game is ruined now

[verbal imp]

Literally no one is

[silent mortar]

Pay to win

I get it

[elder sequoia]

It's good in my region like 50-60

[shadow creek]

Worst kind of games

[elder sequoia]

Jus joking

[rain sleet]

But who plays India server tho bro 💀😭

[hexed igloo]

none, you sure they exist?

[elder sequoia]

Which region is best thn for competitive

[shadow creek]

Mine is just dash for India that's why i asked

[silent mortar]

Just play on Singapore servers

Pretty popular on Asia I guess

[shadow creek]

Best server for me

[verbal imp]

Insane

[elder sequoia]

Sorry can't understand this idk whats wrng in playing in India region

[rain sleet]

For me it's either Netherlands or Poland but i think for u those servers suck

[hexed igloo]

sg and hk are the only active asia

[elder sequoia]

Anyone if us is from India ???

[shadow creek]

Only working well server, nothing more

[hexed igloo]

no one plays there, therefore you can't queue competitive

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[silent mortar]

I would unalive myself

[elder sequoia]

Never knew tht 🤓

[shadow creek]

🐘

[devout bobcat]

Nice "PN" letters 🦛

[verbal imp]

Yeah @hexed igloo I lost hope
I thought this "survey" would be better for us but idk man

[elder sequoia]

How do I play competative thn ????

[paper tangle]

@hexed igloo when donut

[shadow creek]

🦏

[silent mortar]

Go to Singapore server

[verbal imp]

Imma eat pineapples

[devout bobcat]

🐿️

[rain sleet]

You asked in the first place dawg 💀

[silent mortar]

Gimme some

[hexed igloo]

until they pull off something crazy to gain players, i might play again

[elder sequoia]

Aight man 🚶🏻

[silent mortar]

Good boy

[rain sleet]

Anyways ima go play some allies, anyone wanna join in,im s2 btw

[little umbra]

its nice

what region u are

[silent mortar]

Scroll up

[verbal imp]

Imagine

[crude moss]

anyone has problems with matchmaking?

[verbal imp]

Who doesnt

[little umbra]

oh india

[little umbra]

i cant play in my server

[devout bobcat]

Why the hell am I seeing so many cats cosplaying as that one particular Austrian painter 🦛

[crude moss]

same

[little umbra]

region?

[crude moss]

brazil

[little umbra]

i only can play in brazil bc my server is dead

[rich crow]

Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young
You better not ever go to cell block one

[paper tangle]

Go to bed man

[rich crow]

I can't

[paper tangle]

Same

but ima try to

[rich crow]

It's like 200⁰ in here

[paper tangle]

It’s only 80 for me rn

It’s gonna be 127 tomorrow so

well today

Time zones are weird

[rich crow]

💀

[hexed igloo]

127c
texas is that hot

[paper tangle]

f

Not c

that would’ve been 43c at least

or 42c

[hexed igloo]

that doesn't sound any better nighter

[paper tangle]

can’t do the conversions in my head

[paper tangle]

It’s Texas

what do you expect

weather is just weird ngl

south is hot

North is windy and cool

[rich crow]

Hey, Drake, they're not slow
Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise

[ocean karma]

Anyone be playing?

I'm looking for a team

[paper tangle]

The east is just spring like

[hexed igloo]

move to canada idk

[silent mortar]

Why wouldn't Americans use Celsius?

[paper tangle]

And the west is just Mountains and snow

[paper tangle]

Id rather be caught up with their taxes

[rich crow]

Someone hasn't been to Michigan

[silent mortar]

CELSIUS

[ocean karma]

Anyone playinng???

[silent mortar]

Simplified

[paper tangle]

Michigan is literally just crime syndicate state

[rich crow]

Lol

[paper tangle]

Can’t have stuff there at all

[hexed igloo]

Celsius makes more sense logically

[rain sleet]

Me

[ocean karma]

Dm

[little umbra]

idk

[paper tangle]

I’m American and I do not care

[rich crow]

You recommend Texas?

[paper tangle]

Sort of

Texas is a nice place

[devout bobcat]

When the 3016 Clayton Rd, Champaign, IL 61822, 🤨

[paper tangle]

Only if you are well accustomed to the heat or cold

[hexed igloo]

all my exes live in texas

[paper tangle]

Why the X there

[little umbra]

59°

[paper tangle]

[devout bobcat]

They be wearing fancy hat 🦛

[paper tangle]

It’s just a cowboy hat

[twin tapir]

Who want to play standoff 2 with me?

[paper tangle]

ain’t fancy about that

[devout bobcat]

It can fly

🦛

[paper tangle]

maybe

[silent mortar]

Texas smells like america

[devout bobcat]

They be developing a secret weapon there

🦛

The flying cowboy hat

[rich crow]

Not to long ago 2 cats started shooting at each other

[paper tangle]

Idk man maybe because it is one of the 50 states in there

[rich crow]

Cars

[paper tangle]

the cats with the nine

[little umbra]

What does America smell like?

[paper tangle]

wild

[hexed igloo]

mg really that state

[paper tangle]

Freedom

[silent mortar]

Idk, mixed cultures

[rich crow]

Oil

[paper tangle]

🇺🇸

[rich crow]

🦅

[little umbra]

oil= freedom

[silent mortar]

Why black people exists on USA

[rich crow]

Uh

[silent mortar]

Too much black

[paper tangle]

History

[rich crow]

Well let's go way back

[paper tangle]

[little umbra]

every place has to have something bad

[hexed igloo]

ideology propaganda

[paper tangle]

fair

[rich crow]

Uh

[silent mortar]

'Giggles'

[rich crow]

Freedom propaganda

[hexed igloo]

Micheal

[paper tangle]

Smells like freedom in Texas

My 2nd amendment right is protected and secured here

[rich crow]

Pulls out musket

[paper tangle]

As the founding fathers intended

[devout bobcat]

Those brits are planning something evil 🤨

[silent mortar]

Guns

[devout bobcat]

They finna releasing skibidi gyatt 🦛

[rich crow]

Imagine not having a 2nd amendment

[rich crow]

Termination process starts Feb 18 2025

[hexed igloo]

we have democracy

[paper tangle]

Imagine not having a loaded cannon on top of the stairs and having grape shot loaded in

[silent mortar]

Only in ohio

[crude moss]

any recomendations on a cheap knife?

[silent mortar]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

[paper tangle]

chill with the all caps at least

[hexed igloo]

mods, skin this guy

[hot agate]

BRO

[silent mortar]

Loud laughing

[silent mortar]

Already skinned

[paper tangle]

indeed

[rich crow]

Real

[rich crow]

Not enough

[silent mortar]

Leave me alone

[rich crow]

Delete that

[paper tangle]

As the founding fathers intended for us Americans to have a loaded musket leaving a golf ball sized hole in my enemies chest

[devout bobcat]

🤨 (vine boom)

[paper tangle]

[hexed igloo]

glock 9yards

[rich crow]

National anthem plays

[silent mortar]

Great way to represent america

God bless america

[paper tangle]

🇺🇸🇺🇸

God Bless America

[silent mortar]

💪

🫡

[devout bobcat]

🫡🦛

Crap wrong emote

[rich crow]

Nothing happened in Iraq 🗣️🔥🔥🇺🇲🦅

[paper tangle]

Freedom was exercised 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

[rich crow]

$2T definitely disappeared 🗣️🔥🇺🇲🦅

[rich crow]

Truly

[paper tangle]

Def it did disappear

It’s not like the government planned this

at all

def not

[rich crow]

Def not

Like

[little umbra]

.

[rich crow]

We definitely didn't fly planes into a building

[paper tangle]

Def not

Let’s skip that too ngl

[rich crow]

Yeah I wasn't going to continue

[devout bobcat]

Nothing happened in 1984 🇺🇸🦅

[paper tangle]

The bite of 84

(I forgot the history of McDonald’s)

[rich crow]

No profits were lost in 2007-09

[paper tangle]

Can’t wait to gamble on a football game that could’ve profited me millions

[rich crow]

Real

[crude moss]

anyone knows how to unlock fps

[little umbra]

where?

[crude moss]

like i can only get 60fps

[little umbra]

phone?

[crude moss]

ye

[rich crow]

He means what kind of phone

[crude moss]

ohh

redmi 13c

[rich crow]

It only supports 60hz

[little umbra]

u have more than 60hz?

[crude moss]

idk in settings it says 90hz

[rich crow]

Nvm

It's 90

[paper tangle]

Nice mess up

[little umbra]

in xiaomi my friend have to delete battery info

[rich crow]

[rain crypt]

Set battery saver to no restrictions under standoff2 app info

[crude moss]

oke thanks

[rain crypt]

Also enable performance mode in game turbo

[rich crow]

Genius

[rain crypt]

Idk i had to flash a custom miui on pad 5 pro to get 120hz constantly running

[devout bobcat]

Imagine your customer was your primary school teacher back in 2014🐓

[crude moss]

bro it goes to 90fps but turns to 60 instantly

[rich crow]

Did you overcharge?

[devout bobcat]

Hell yeah I did

[rich crow]

W employee

[rain crypt]

Are you on miui 14?

[elder sequoia]

130+ ping in competative

[devout bobcat]

🛢️🛢️🦅🦅

[rich crow]

Wild

[rain crypt]

Potato wifi

[little umbra]

200+ ping in competitive

[crude moss]

idk it says hyper os

[rain crypt]

45 ping on comp :3

[elder sequoia]

That's bcoz playing in different region

[rich crow]

You're also in Germany (I think)

[devout bobcat]

He didn’t recognise me, and that’s a good thing

[rain crypt]

Austria...

bruh

[rich crow]

Yeah you're banned

[elder sequoia]

🤨

[paper tangle]

I can’t ever leave the chat for like a sec

[rain crypt]

They changed stuff and honestly i have no idea how it works now. Try enabling performance mode in settings under battery

[crude moss]

thanks

[rich crow]

Gotta watch the kids

[devout bobcat]

I hate AI

[elder sequoia]

Can't even greet nowdays

[paper tangle]

Its too much

[rain crypt]

Then throw ur phone in the trash because every phone uses ai since 2016 for basic operations

[rich crow]

I can take over

[devout bobcat]

Those basts are taking away our jobs

[rain crypt]

real

[paper tangle]

if only I can recommend you to the old man

[rain crypt]

old man?

[rich crow]

Ax

[hexed igloo]

axleman

[rich crow]

(I think)

[rain crypt]

Ah

[paper tangle]

old man ax

he’s old

[hexed igloo]

hes 65 years old

[rain crypt]

lmao what

[rich crow]

Close

[paper tangle]

ngl

[hexed igloo]

tbh

[paper tangle]

I thought he was at least 30

[devout bobcat]

He was my pillar once🤺

[paper tangle]

but he’s like 2 years older than me

[rich crow]

22?

[hexed igloo]

so you're 63

[rich crow]

(idk why I ping)

[paper tangle]

So you’re 79

[devout bobcat]

Said my exhaust burnt his pants 🦛 (unreal)

[rain crypt]

grampa so2 gamer

[crude moss]

should i buy scorpion scratch?

[rich crow]

Bro bought a house for $2 and a cow

[little umbra]

na, wait for something else

[hexed igloo]

was there during the vietnam war, i wasn't there though

[little umbra]

i dont like it, but is your inventory

[rich crow]

What

Oh...

[rain crypt]

Maybe buy a better phone

[rich crow]

lmao

[rain crypt]

Honestly some people have such horrible financial decisions

[little umbra]

srry

[rain crypt]

500€ inventory but playing on a redmi 3

Whatever it's not my money

[crude moss]

dang

[little umbra]

friend acc?

[rain crypt]

No

[rich crow]

Probably the same person to make minimum payments (idk I'm tired)

[paper tangle]

I was somewhere in the war (in the kiddie pool)

Frankly

I think eating a McDonald’s for lunch wasn’t a good idea

[rain crypt]

There's some hungarian dude who was flexing that he has an inventory worth 1500€ but then plays on a redmi note 8

[rich crow]

Hi

I forget this isn't Romanian chat

[devout bobcat]

$300 helmet but riding a $1000 bike🦛

[rich crow]

He could've just spent €1000 on a phone and €500 on a inventory... Terrible decisions.

[rain crypt]

Yea lmao

[crude moss]

500 on an inventory its crazy

[rich crow]

Sorta

[hard cave]

do you ever sleep?

[rich crow]

So2 economy be expensive

[rich crow]

What is sleep?

[hard cave]

not you

[paper tangle]

It’s cheap for me (I’m getting paid in salmon)

[rain crypt]

I spent like 500€ on one of my accs and added up stuff on it it's worth over 100k gold now

[devout bobcat]

Those values mean nothing in the real world

[hard cave]

azathoth is online 24/7

[rich crow]

I spended 1000€+ in this game

[rain crypt]

Phone value does unless u buy aifon

[rich crow]

What I wish I did in 2021

[crude moss]

bro but in what

[hard cave]

sleep schedule reveal?

[hexed igloo]

truly a well-trained ai

[rich crow]

Skins, knifes, gloves

[devout bobcat]

I meant the inventory

[rain crypt]

I started playing in like end of 2017

smh

[crude moss]

paying more than 20 dollars for a knife its crazy

[rich crow]

Answer my question peasant

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Gotta get that m9 frozen

[devout bobcat]

Better buy a vehicle and explore this massive world

[rain crypt]

M9 blue blood for 1900 gold 🔥

[rich crow]

M9 scratch for 1900 🔥

[hexed igloo]

i bought my m9 scratch for 800

[shadow creek]

M9 universe for 1900🔥

[rich crow]

Which Russian kid did you scam?

[shadow creek]

Same question

[hard cave]

pwetty pwease

[devout bobcat]

You better sleep now 🦅

[crude moss]

are there any knife good for below 800 gold?