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U watched the other movie that came out the same time as barbie huh
No
Unironically was a good movie
I was expecting to go in and walk out with a bad experience
Wasn't a bad moment honestly
understandable have a nice day
Would watch again 👍

movies: Parasite, Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump
series: Mr. Robot (best show ever. S2 starts of a little slow), Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul
I can't express how good mr robot is
Forrest Gump, parasite seen them
And i have also seen despicable me trilogy
what did you think of parasite
It is good
Hi
Bye
Lmao
...
I'm so ready for the next update
Mhm
I think it should be only 35 tiers
And I ain't completing any of them
And I'm interested in you 😚🤭🥰
Hello Guys!
With MMR >2000, which server can I find matches on?
Russia
Full of cheaters
Play Japan
Cant find match in JP, SG, HK
The servers r worse today for me
No green ping all red
For those whose gonna blame my net, other online games r working fine
SO2 server management is worse, they can't handle it
Always have been
Every time i give feedback to devs their answer is same, we r working on it. Man its a year what r u even working on?? U give ridiculous updates for events but can't have updates where issues r fixed.
Juat dont give us event or pass updates for a whole year but plz fix these common issues
Corny ahh game
I'm from india and have an 5g network
But i get 100+ping in india server
Its just ridiculous
Does someone have a solution for it??
If you do please help
The game lags too much due to this
Buy an PC and play csgo
No Problem 🤙
Depends on where you live tbh, here my ping is all fine
rip 🙏
i went down to bronze 3
now im back up to silver ☠️
Ikr
But matchmaking is matchmaking after all, we can complain as much as we want, it won't change
internet speed≠low ping
Yeah, since i don't even have 5g yet low ping
also indian 5G is not good
Most likely
Compared to france, at least, it's sure it's worse
compared to any eu country
Even hungary has a more competent 5G network
Whens the new update dropping?
Just wait
🤷♂️you will found out eventually
@strong iron ya
can i join?
Sure. Send me ur id Dm
i’m not indian so i don’t have to worry
i did
ok
Actually, sometimes getting wifi Doesn't solve problems, it's me the best example :/
get better wifi
buy better wifi
💀
shut up femboy
Guys any tips to improve my garbage screen I can't even aim move without tweakin
Through discord server
Any liquid I should use to clean it
Mad for no reason?
Nice bro, and they won't add left handed 
no there is a reason
cause ur a femboy

we'll see
lefties are not welcome in this chat
As much dumb as saying you shouldn't talk because you're bronze ._.

i dont play this game smh
Then if you don't play, why being here, why asking for the devs to put left handed mode? 
You make no sense
Dum dum dum
Use sanitizer
soak in oil
And light the matches
Throw match in oil
Yahoo, phone cleaned
for fun
why not lmao
U r seriously cracked
They r not fixing same bigs and u r literally asking new stuff
maybe they might add it in the future 
Stop that useless feature extension in this game
Every one plays for fun lmao
No, some players and play it to tryhard and get high ranks to flex 
Balls in yo jaw
But that fun is being hurdled by useless amount of issues
Psycho r everywhere
crazy fact
i'm a psycho without being like that tho
Some plp actually sweat their balls off
Ngl
Hate em
Yeah, imagine 💀
Sweaty balls 🐘
sweating on a dead game
scary fact: some people make money out of this game 💥

What can we say...
Some people put money in this game 
horrific
And act all high lol

I spended in the past, when the game was more fun, not many hackers, no tryhards and that was near 2019, didn't spend ever since
Glorb zeegle meef zoop zoop "I think I'll use my credit card 👨 👨 " vorg loof seeble wip‼️ 👽 😂
shoop beegem nudu woodo "i think you need therapy"
Plz dont see, buy the pass till diamond.....

Stop whining about the game's problems. Please see Devs as people with disabilities and sympathize with them. So you will feel better and continue playing the game
PeOpLe WiTh DiSaBiLiTiEs
I haven't saw the trailer yet, so idk what's in the pass
Yeah bro, that's exactly what I mean
That was joke don't buy
Oh okay, i mean, i would have saw if it was good or bad anyways
Ok they r disable person, now game will work??
Can someone tell me what is the difference between spot and tack welding
💀

Don't talk to me anymore if you even say that
Like chat like game

(both dead)
yeah
Whose bro
noobs spamming deagle body shot does 2 tap with max armor
no spray accuracy fall off
u can't even shoot through wood boxes
headshot hitbox for pistols is so bad
this game sucks
not to mention flash bangs from behind
and while I'm inside a building I get flashbanged from outside
Those idiots r headache
honestly
You can through some, can't through others
Fr
What is comp
competitive
it's not even worth playing since it takes forever to find a march
match
na
yep na comp is dead
Dude how to turn on the mic on the game?
It's disabled by axlebolts
It's still in beta so wait a little
Oowh
this one so real
Get money 
guys my mom is gonna huy me a 2nd hand samsung galaxy S10 do you guys think its good give me ur thoughts
bro any phone at this point good for you
ikr i have a slow ahh sgA12
Yes good
Anyone wanna play
indian 5G
Even 3g here is prob better than indian 5g
not hard
French 4g only, my phone can't get 5g sadly
My €200 Chinese is honestly goated
fr ?
Sad. For iPhone it’s only 12 and up that get 5g
I don't even have an iphone, i'm like, too poor 
Uss
Oh
I got iPhone 12:3

yall
Nice :3
when will update came out?
Thx:3
Show they inventorY Now
When u stop asking about updates
You're welcome ^^
Wdym?
show inventory
Btw @lilac niche happy pride:3
What if i don't
I think update might drop tonight
Thank you, you too :D
Nothin
Imagine being 18 days late
Thank you^^
check pics
lol
condolences
Oki
You're welcome :3
Save that until i tell my wifi speed
thats indian 5G
41megabite not bits
your wifi being bad doesnt change the fact that out of 4 nationwide networks in the uk, none managed to make a proper functional 5G network across the country
In the Uk?
yes
Oh
ee has the spectrum to make a good network but they waste it all on 4G
lol
Meow
I don’t have voda or o2 xd
meowww :3
check mine
then you choose between bad pings or low speeds
I don't think those exist in france
Mine is quite fast and a decent ping xd
I have about
20 ping with my 4g
what is decent
Vodafone is from Czech:3

:851949075737739294:Nooo not that type of fried:OB_moyai:
40-70
so2 or speedtest
So2
i get like 48 on austrian 5G
I am not gonna talk about the names of the french companies lmao
which is about 2x as far as uk from server
So it’s not too different
2x the distance btw
Btw, Mb/s
could be lower tho
I saw 💀
it means bits
not bites
True
💀
4G speed from 2016
Both are the same no? -w-
nope
1 byte = 8 bit
Oh okay
divide by 8
to get speed in mega bite
How do I test my mega bite speed
It's not like bite
i mean thats common sence
It's smth called octets 💀
I wanna test my MB speed not Mb
french call it GO instead of GB for some reason
isn't it common in all countries
😂
GigaOctets, that's why
isps advertis in bits for a reason
Francë and French people in general are weird
I don't like them
ofc that sounds big enough to spend money on😂
“African priest reportedly goes to hell, and kills satan” what a title
like whoz gonna tell customer whats the difference
I have about 0.8GO per second for my pc, and about 70MO per second on my phone
So 0.8GB and 70MB
you can transfer single bits on a network and its common. or a nibble which is 4 bits
yea
just becaute its bigger it doesnt mean advertising is the only reason
Huh
yea sso thats good
mine is 41
I use about 80GB per month
I saw it somewhere
On my phone
I'm getting 400 mbps
lol mine peaked 56gb one single day
On phone?
its common
😂
Idk how they do that lol
no i put my sim card in a 5G router
I used to have 100gb per month of data (I used like 50) but I upgraded and now for less money I have infinite data per month
Explain
😂
Infinite data too
unlimoted
For about 10/15 euros a month
Yeah but what are you using 3tb for?
Nicee. It’s so nice having infinite data because now I can use it all I want without fear of it running out
phones
What on pc?
Ikr
Doesn't justify 3 god damn tb
my classmates use me as hotspot in class because they cant afford internet (unlimited is 10€ btw)
I remember when infinite data was so expensive here
Here it's cheap in france
like i have a plan 5G plan
in almost 3$ i get unlimited calls and internet
which is fast enough
But your sim card is in router ??
i have the same sim with same number in my phone too
I have a bundle of paying off the iPhone 12 over 1.5 years and infinite data for €35 a month
it can?
carrier devices expensive
?
yea
Yes
they usually slap a lot on top of the plan
I don’t understand what you mean
also 3y commitment
buying from a carrier is more expensive than at retailers
unless you get some insane deals
Commitment?
Oh ok
I got some insane deal xd
I remember my cousin got the best deal ever
@rain crypt
can you come to dm for a sec ?
my mom got her iphone 14 pro for 45€ monthly 2ys with an unlimited sim
He got an iPhone 14 Pro for €400 when it was brand new
i got a 1500€ phone for 900€ with twice storage lmao
@rain crypt @unreal sluice same phones lmao
Nicee
Damn
I have iPhone 12 with 128gb storage
Nice for y'all lol
I also once got an iPad after saving up for years. iPad 9th gen 256gb
Thats nice phone u got
i want a new tab but no sane ones
i dont play those
i barely play on phone tbh
I wanna save up cuz I saw a pc Setup for £2000 and it’s so good.
I tried it out cuz here in the shops you can try out like the PC setups and tablets and phones etc
you could probably build it yourself for ~1500
That's good
They have like display models
So I’ve tried out all the newest phones and iPads and tablets xd
oh u do that too
Yh
For phones i do that too
I guess. And then spend some money on games like this Elden ring
i ran around for a day in vienna trying to find a shop that has a mi 14 ultra 2d after launch
took 10hs lmao
Lmao
buy keys
cheaper
I wanna play Elden ring
Try doing another thing that is not playing games.
i have a job and school yk sometimes ppl just wanna sit down and have fun in freetime
Me when I judge people off how they wanna spend their free time:
Nice
I do not mind how he does want to spend his time nor i judge him, i just told him that if doesnnot have more games to play he could just try to do something different
Instead of playing games that you already played
I guess. Sorry if I sounded rude I wanted to make a small joke.
You didn't sounded rude tho?
standoffs average KD 0.12
mine
thats why competitive games shouldn’t be played on phones
Yet i do it and have a normal kd
English or Spanish
Oh ok
what are people without a pc supposed to play
pou?
exactly
I was gone for a while because I walked from the bus home
real af
Now I’m making lunch
i usually just draw stuff on my tab when away but i suck at it
Dw, you didn't miss much stuff :p
ur playing standoff 2 on pc😂
I play gd or mcpe. Or I read manga/watch anime. Or im on discord or ig or yt
💀
yes because my friends whom i play with cant afford pcs
Gd, i play it on pc tho
Tbh if you have pc js play cs or sum
You left or kicked too much teammates
much better
The game just started
And i cant join the match
Ennemy or your team surrendered?
The game litterally just started the warm up doesn't even start yet
I got stuck on the loading screen low i have cooldown
Why didn't you restarted the game directly when it was stuck
server issue i think
I do that, and i never had a cooldown bc it disconnected me
I did
2 times..
Which server you play on?
Singapore why?
Servers are bad in singapore no?
No i got 70 - 60 ping
Since i never had any servers problem on Fr or Nl
france can get laggy asf for me
Thx
nl and pl are sane
I played this game for almost 2 years and this is the first time it happend to me@rain crypt
You're welcome :3
Never had that problem
Since 2018/2019
wow yummy
So it's a problem on your side, else device, else servers
yea no

1ms to my router and 12ms my internet exit point
My device is good enough to play normally
Then maybe singapore servers are the issue for that
so2 servers consistently add like 15-20ms on top of your actual ping to said location
Weird enough i have 20-25 ms on france servers, and about 30-35 on Nl
But my ping is the same overall, in any games, or anything
I just dont understand i play in netherlands server and never had this before even tho i got 500-600 ping in there
So for my side, servers don't add ping
Ping doesn't mean anything about server being good or bad
yo when is the summer update coming
i can traceroute to any paris server even from tier 1 isps like orange and get 35ms then on so2 i have 55ms
I guess early july
Yup
Maybe it's for you
On my side it's not the case tho
nope, everyone i know who is technically knowledgable enough to run a simple command on windows
Not at all
They're probably doing real life standoff 2
score predictions
Yup
2 1 romania fs
when will the offers appear on the shop?
Which offers
romania will steal the ball
You right i dont see that b rn
the offers on the shop, there is a section with offers (boxes/gold, etc.)
Myb with new season
meh football boring especially in an so2 server
They usually say it in the announcements channel, so just wait and see ._.
Real
Draw 1-1
We 'll see
I just love
Internet
I played romania win
So
My parley
Is up rn
Nah this team
Trash
isnt it just when u cook the egg completely
or that smthing else
Yup
It’s when you break the egg shell and like let the egg fall into boiling water
oh
There is a high chance of it just dissipating in the water and you have no egg
But if you do it right you will have an egg that tastes amazing
i would fail miserably making that lol
same but im bad at cooking in general
the only thing i can make are pancakes and schnitzel
German dish mentioned🗣
austrian*
Nahhhhhhh
yah
Real
@rich crow everyone knows the method.-.
🤷
Just in case someone doesnt
Its sooo easy to hit headshots
I hit 4 headshots with deagle on the first round
Nahhhh
me: idk anything
I am not
😭
Hmmmm
Its not if nobody knows
Let's try XD

Good for you :3
I can send a few pictures:3
They're well made 
(even i who did them multiple times, don't do them this good)
Oh lol
idk i want immortal on valorant
XD
I add vinegar into the boiling water and stir the water so it’s spinning. Then I crack the egg in
f consoles
I do that, yet i fail it
i want mobile!
im ascendent 1 :/
+ 2 ranks and im immortal but i dont think i will be able to reach it XD

Who never spend money on this game ?
"alts" xD
Wdym last
Alts mb

i bought 100g on an alt with play points once lol
Same logic tho, i spend once on my main, on my alts, not a single cent spent

is there a way i can video call and screen share on android with both persons camera turned on
@rich crow your parley cooked
i wanted to buy bundle once and bought on my alt accidentally
Sad :c
Welcome bro
It might update at the end of the week but who cares at this point
I care
I wanna see new skins
I got every skins I want so I wanna see something new
you do not have stat akr treasure
-300gold
Proof?
But you have it?
Yes
When I have it I know this
Let's see then
If you have it, show your inv, that's prob how he wants you to prove it
I post a video on photo channel
In fact no interested in proof that
I think my akr TH is on market
Btw TH is definitely the worst kalash

It feels terrible
Never use it
necoromancer wonderful
I only use necoromancer. I got 4 of them
Bruh anyone else been seeing lag hackers
I try to sell TH but nobody want it
A lot
They need to fix that in the update
They're for some reason moving to defuse now :(
I used to meet one guy as teammate
Lowkey dont even wanna play allies anymore
And I lost on purpose
They can't fix it
My whole clan talking abt it
If not its gon be standoff 1 all over again
They'll ban them real quick
Happens to everyone
Its outrageous
Stop crying bc you went down
If you were that good, you could clutch when there isn't any hacker or clumsy
I did
They'll get banned
Femboy
And axlebolt will cancel it
As you want 
Next time when u meet em record it
cap
@teal sentinel 40k gold is crazy
cuz ur meeting dummy cheaters
Cheater and clumsy are not the same
Lol yeah
3months upwards
never ban if hes smart
Yes
If he's good at camouflage,
long time is never
xd
especially if they are cheating on PC
I see
Hello!
How much gold pass costs? In euros
i got the legend and stopped playing kek
keep playing = losing vs cheaters
XD
just like in casino
if u keep playing u will lose everything

Someone
I thought it was 17
Bruh
buy csgo cases
cs2*
and gamba gamba gamba
gamba on valorant!
I could
It already been tested for several times
No different with Pc
Ce
That's why I want it
go play roblocc
dongeon quest top
I'll remember that, and play once i can
look for carried so the game is easier
Rn i'm studying bc i got exams tomorrow, and they will last until the 20-21
So about 2-3 days non stop of exams, gotta hate french school system
Oh lmao
L
for me its event days
I'll have 2 months free
Until i gotta do higher studies to not have the minimum wage 
here is 3 months :vbut i already finished school so ye XD
Lucky
But we got also lot of 2 weeks break during the year, so maybe it's the same in the end?
here is only 1 week normally xd
but its only 1/2 times
In total, we have 16 weeks of holidays during studies
But we do 8-18 
🈂️
Hello
Are u pro
Idk, am i?
What server u play
Do u play in france
When u have free time
Yeah I have decent ping there
Add me
20 ping there, and 30 on Nl
Crazy
I get like 150 rn but I'm getting better wifi so maybe 80
Send me ur id or u can't log in rn?
Can't rn
I'll send id in dms
Okay
What does your profile photo want to say?
@lilac niche he's saying what's up with profile
Nothing's wrong with it 
@lilac niche I sent the id
I saw
Alright tell me when u free hopefully we'll play soon
Cool
Oki
@paper tangle do u play
what are you allergic of
Not anymore
It’s just dust and bees
Thanks
What's the reason of quitting
It got boring
I remember grinding for the 2019 badge and than I quit right after
I came back is way different
It be like that sometimes
I thought you got cold allergy like me
I quit in 2019, got back in 2021, stopped in 2022, got back in 2023/2024
Sometimes it happens
Work on kids
and I just feel dumb when it happens
I took 5 years nap
Ayo 
you ok with consuming honey?
Yeah
No I meant his method work on young ages
That’s what I do anyway
Oh oki
nice save
Professional yapping sessions
Do you know which country he's in?
What if he's in a country where it cost your entire life to get those injections
Like the usa maybe 
is there injections for racists?
I dont think is that expensive
@lilac niche I think their 200-500 usd in usa
ykwim
Theyre
Damn
nvm
Okay
It be like that
Ehh
What
Terraria (modded), Minecraft (modded), Killing Floor 2, Valorant, Payday 3, Dark and Darker and more
What u think of csgo
I played it
And it was fun
but I want my friends to join but I can never get the right timing to play with them
Can't u just sqaud
Oh
Since all we do is play Comp
Well valorant are fun but
There's way too many mechanics to learn
Csgo is more simple
I’m already stuck playing the game 
Haha what's ur favorite game
Thought u were into fps games more
The PC life 😦
Roblox
Real
People karambit scratch and gloves burning fists or m9 digital burst gloves royal rose
Is new battlepass coming soon? Or only new breeze map?
M9 go by price
New battlepass
Summer battle pass
honestly
i can't understand how axebolt still didnt fix radar logicial on pc only
because of allowing pcs, mobiles players are facing them everyday and most of them with that logicial
that we can't even mention here by risking a mute
that is just sad
Wdym buy radar logic
why doesnt standoff get an actual pc support on and go on steam
the one that you like the most
But you can play on the emulator ?
oh well I got flagged
Wdym
Yeah also that
emulator is bad
Someone help me level up because I'm new
Will get ban or wha ?
its meant to be played on the phone
You won't get banned for playing on emulator
Ye Ik
Normally..
Yea but pcs are better than phones
Why would they even do that
if you play on emulator why..
You know if you play too well ppl say you hack if you play too bad ppl say you are so noob lol
they think you cant bring an fps game to steam ig
CS2 Faceit is there
Standoff is full of hackers
Emulator doesn't make any sense
Theres so many fps games its just that cs2 meat riders think they're the supreme beings
It isn't
csgo is long dead and CS2 is kinda bad if you aren't playing on faceit
Primer is wall pain
cs 2 is in general pretty bad since it seems to be just csgo with better graphics
I like standoff on phone better
Well you can't play it 🤷♂️
real
You can kinda
cause its mean to be played on the phone ol
U can just change it
Community servers are up right?
Cs?
Y
Csgo
Bet
Oh ya just don't know how to join but you can search for it
Try hard ppl
like i agree
Neylon
you won't be playing in lvl 10....
I play 3 fingers and i tried 4 but just not comfortable for me rm
Lol ik
I am like absolute 💩💩 at cs2
Tho i do have some cheap skins so
Belgium 1-1 lets goo

