💬│english-chat

[gilded flower]

tho i didnt break mine

[rain crypt]

4mm thick ipad

[gilded flower]

okay but that one is unironically built better than the previous models lmao

[rain crypt]

it snaps so easily

[sour star]

whats ipad ratio on 12.9

[rain crypt]

4:3

[gilded flower]

no

compare it to the older ipad pros

[sour star]

how do i stretch my vids

[gilded flower]

bad then even i could snap it

[rain crypt]

it does its just the fact that others were worse

[gilded flower]

now i wouldnt snap these

[sour star]

i cant stretch on capcut

[gilded flower]

wow a super strong big man snapped a 13 inch flat screen

who couldve guessed

i wonder what would happen if you gave him the mi pad

[rain crypt]

handbrake on PC

[gilded flower]

because i bet xiaomi puts chinesium titanium inside their mi pads to make them unbendable

[rain crypt]

but encode takes ages

[sour star]

im not a pc nerd dawg idk what that means

😭

[rain crypt]

titanium literally less durable but ok

[rain crypt]

handbrake. the encoding app. google it

[sour star]

brudi explain in idiot pls

i dont understand common i understand idiot bc i am one

[rain crypt]

u need a edited video tho because it only takes input and gives an output

handbrake . fr

[gilded flower]

no but it's the titanium made from xiaomi so it's perfect

[sour star]

ye im doing rn

i just needa stretch after

[rain crypt]

chinesium is my fav material

[sour star]

on mobile tho

[rain crypt]

i only know how to stretch on PC

[rain crypt]

hey this is what the schoko bons in my drawer see at 3 in the morning

[sour star]

mjaaaammhajahjsjajjahajahajahaha

[gilded flower]

use keynote on ios

[sour star]

is it app?

[gilded flower]

or premiere rush

[gilded flower]

yes

by apple

[sour star]

free?

[gilded flower]

yes

[sour star]

nah bro hell nah i aint using that

unusable

[gilded flower]

true

it broke my vids

every time

[rain crypt]

lmfao

just move it to PC use handbrake

[gilded flower]

but i thought they fixed it by now

[rain crypt]

most reliable apple product

[gilded flower]

yes premiere rush is a great apple product

because adobe is totally owned by apple

[rain crypt]

wasnt it about keynote bruh

[gilded flower]

we're talking about Ru being trash

[rain crypt]

oh lol

whatever then

[devout flare]

Fr

[sour star]

@rain crypt brudi youve been playing so2 for 4h straight, i think ur addicted 😭

[rain crypt]

i wasnt even on the game

[sour star]

youre farming hours?

[rain crypt]

yea accidentally

i just forget about closing game

[devout flare]

Bro u are legend??

[rain crypt]

i wanna get 32k stattrack then go sleep

[sour star]

yeah

[sour star]

damn

[devout flare]

Can u add me?

[sour star]

full

[gilded flower]

wanna grind xp when im done with my presentation

[devout flare]

Haha u r not legend xd

[gilded flower]

i mean the script

[rain crypt]

i wake up at 7 or so tmr

[sour star]

why not?

[gilded flower]

ok then at 7 am

[rain crypt]

lmao

i could ontrain

[rain crypt]

300 ping spusu 5G

[sour star]

is spusu the official austrian net?

[rain crypt]

no

it's a reseller on drei network but the core network is absolutely horrible

[sour star]

i use spusu aswell lol

[rain crypt]

i just got a free 6mo 5G sim at them so i use in tab

[sour star]

[rain crypt]

my drei sim does 870 download my spusu sim does 70

[paper tangle]

because you're not legend

[rain crypt]

i miss being good at this game

[paper tangle]

I miss the good times of the game

S1-3 were goated

[rain crypt]

old m4 model

without handguards

[paper tangle]

and also the beginnings of So2 too

[rain crypt]

or railguards

[paper tangle]

such a wonderful time back in the day

If only they could do it again

[rain crypt]

honestly i dont even feel like playing comp anymore

the ranked seasonal keychains are such a letdown

nothing compares to my s2 legend keychain

[paper tangle]

I still like my Champion S1 charm

[rich crow]

anyone want play??

[rain crypt]

omg same

[verbal imp]

Same

[gilded flower]

i wish i still had mine

[rain crypt]

go scam the scammer

[gilded flower]

yes ill fly to middle east and touch him

[inner pollen]

6150 dpi is your divice dpi or mouse
or ita just random username ?

[rain crypt]

Mouse dpi

[inner pollen]

oky

[junior holly]

..

[hollow wave]

Why i can run so2?

[boreal pumice]

Game is horrible that’s why

[abstract zephyr]

😒

[rich crow]

Can this game stop breaking damn

[rain sleet]

Yo tf is up with so2?

Im getting error:500

Is it a srv thing?

[cerulean venture]

I'm having this too

[rich crow]

Servers are down that’s it

It will be fixed soon

[boreal pumice]

More than likely a server issue. We all know they host the server on a potato

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[devout bobcat]

Back when getting legend rank was a piece of cake🦛

[paper tangle]

real

[plush epoch]

wtf

[rich crow]

I loved new year 2020 and revival

[paper tangle]

I remember the times when cheaters were just rampant in Elite through Legend (it was a pain)

[short wraith]

what is code:500 mistake ?

Do you know

[devout bobcat]

Me when jumping from gold 1 to master in a single match

[paper tangle]

Server Overload

3rd time already

[paper tangle]

so true

[devout bobcat]

I did it

[paper tangle]

stop eating the wires

[devout bobcat]

I flooded it with my cough alts

[short wraith]

How did you do

[devout bobcat]

[deft shale]

Standoff???? doesn't work

[rain sleet]

It's not enough that we have an abomination of matchmaking but now we have srv issue (also hackers),this really is csgo but on mobile

[devout bobcat]

But copper is delicious

[paper tangle]

stop eating it

[devout bobcat]

Feed me with something else

[paper tangle]

go eat

idk some uhhhh

doughnuts

[devout bobcat]

Popodak ate my cereal

🐓

[craggy drift]

Wake uppppp 🗣

[short wraith]

where are you live

[craggy drift]

Servers are crashed

[paper tangle]

the server's drove off of a cliff

[short wraith]

💩

[craggy drift]

Yo hi

[short wraith]

standoff server is 💩

[devout bobcat]

So2 server failed its license test

Sulfur dioxide

[paper tangle]

ello

[paper tangle]

it went boom boom

thats what happened

[craggy drift]

Can i know why standoff ping abuse is the opposite

Like the one who has more ping is in favor than those with lower ones

[short wraith]

Are banned accounts unbanned?

[devout bobcat]

Give it a break, it felt like nabbing just by looking at the examiner

[craggy drift]

I went to play a match in braail with 300 ping and got 15-3 kd and people kept saying thwy couldnt even see me at screen when i killed them

[devout bobcat]

You see them first before they see you

[paper tangle]

its most likely because of the thing called Clumsy

it's common these days

[devout bobcat]

I used to do it back then

[paper tangle]

[short wraith]

Are banned accounts unbanned?

[paper tangle]

I have absolutely no idea what you mean by that

[craggy drift]

Ready to push 🗿

[devout bobcat]

I don’t have a wife🗿

[craggy drift]

The rank lol 😭😹

[devout bobcat]

My rank is not here anymore

[rugged hill]

Sever burst again

.∆.

[rich crow]

Ohh

[rugged hill]

Hope admin or dev give us something's after the issue

[rich crow]

No wonder

[paper tangle]

most likely not

[short wraith]

I have a banned account in standoff2. Will this ban be lifted?

[paper tangle]

Depends on what you did really

[rich crow]

Maybe could it be possible the banned acc getting unbanned

[devout bobcat]

I’m the one that reported you

[paper tangle]

(he didn't)

[devout bobcat]

(The officer told me to do it)

[paper tangle]

[short wraith]

Someone I don't know stole my account and cheated

[short wraith]

lmao

[devout bobcat]

Yea it was me

[paper tangle]

Then no

[devout bobcat]

[paper tangle]

It's your responsibility to keep your account safe.

[short wraith]

why

[rugged hill]

😭

[paper tangle]

All that we know is that the person that played on your account used cheats on that account and got the account banned.

That's it really

[devout bobcat]

Just start from scratch

[paper tangle]

It won't be unbanned regardless

[devout bobcat]

Stats can be rebuilt

[paper tangle]

Then I don't mind muting you for this.

[devout bobcat]

Pride month be priding

[paper tangle]

Great job on that part

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[paper tangle]

[rugged hill]

The n words uses on a match = the kill of the enemy

[thick oriole]

guys

serv3rs down?

[paper tangle]

that should be common knowledge

[paper tangle]

Yes

Server Overload

(again)

[thick oriole]

lol

nvm i am going on roblox

🤣

[lavish turret]

l suggestion

[verbal imp]

G

[proper gyro]

truly

degen server

🗣️🗣️

[paper tangle]

guys

[verbal imp]

Yes

[paper tangle]

is this real

[proper gyro]

truly

[verbal imp]

Truly indeed

[devout bobcat]

As real as it gets

[uneven glade]

Staff ???

[indigo gate]

Why does the server keep crashing ???

WHAT US GOING ON AZATOTO

[uneven glade]

Are you also the server crashing?

[unborn surge]

When it be work

[indigo gate]

Yes

[unborn surge]

Azatoto?

[uneven glade]

It's not the only one

When will the server be able to restart?

[unborn surge]

Azatato

Tats up the place

I tats on my neighbours side door, couldn’t make it to the washroom

[paper tangle]

All I know is just the servers crashing again

[uneven glade]

What 😂

[paper tangle]

and I can't really ask the devs to fix it

[devout bobcat]

Azatoto

[unborn surge]

Real snake 🐍 looking like

🚽 💩

I couldn’t hold it

[paper tangle]

they could've just said Aza

[unborn surge]

Couldn’t make it to washroom 🧽

[uneven glade]

I admit it's true and it's annoying it prevents us from being able to play

[devout bobcat]

Alza

[indigo gate]

What’s going on

[paper tangle]

Zaza

[indigo gate]

I don’t like the crashed server

[uneven glade]

It's annoying

[unborn surge]

Then I put the toilet paper in the couch 🛋️, that was thrown out on the curb outside

[paper tangle]

its the 3rd time sadly

[unborn surge]

Toilet paper was leaf 🍃 and plastic bag 💼

[rich crow]

Server down

Are the servers down???

[uneven glade]

It's true but it's overused

[unborn surge]

It was too much, stomach problem issue

[uneven glade]

Yes

[unborn surge]

Aggravated stomach irritable bowel syndrome IBS

[wet blaze]

Why Standoff 2 servers are so bad compared to others games ?

[indigo gate]

IBS is serious

It’ll have u goin anywhere

🚽

[unborn surge]

Drink cold press juice, that stuff runs right through ya

[devout bobcat]

Do we really need to know what are you doing on daily basis?

[distant whale]

on skibidi

[unborn surge]

Couldn’t hold it dude

[devout bobcat]

We don’t want to know🦛

[unborn surge]

Friend went to sleep and I wasn’t near a toilet

[distant whale]

did you really poop outside

[unborn surge]

Sure sure, the ocky way

[unborn surge]

Ya dude, a real snake poop 💩 🐍 👍

[distant whale]

really?

[unborn surge]

It was like a long snake 🐍 shape 🐍 🔺

Now who’s ready to play poop heads

[crude moss]

Anyone can play standoff right now?

[unborn surge]

Is game working or are we going to just look at eachother and measure coquettes

[paper tangle]

Just another Server Overload

[indigo gate]

AZATOTO

[unborn surge]

Azatotooooooo

Wash your hands after you hold your Toto and go to the washroom

[indigo gate]

🫵🏽🚽

[unborn surge]

Toilet 🚽 man

[indigo gate]

You toilet

[wet blaze]

How long it may take ?

[unborn surge]

Make it to toilet 🚽 don’t miss

[indigo gate]

Hi

[distant whale]

did you atleast wash your hands

atleast wash your hands

[indigo gate]

No

[paper tangle]

probably a few hours

[unborn surge]

No dude, just leaf from tree to wash hands bhai

[indigo gate]

NOOOO

NO 😡

leaf 🍃

[unborn surge]

Nothing else can using

[uneven glade]

No 😭

[unborn surge]

Leaf and sandwich plastic bag best I can do

[indigo gate]

I want to play now

[supple portal]

Anyone else’s game down?

[unborn surge]

I only found that in this situation

[silent mortar]

It's 3 am

[indigo gate]

Can’t reach toilet

🚽

[unborn surge]

3am in yuh kunt

[silent mortar]

Get some sleep lurkers

[unborn surge]

Get some sleep in yuh kunt

[silent mortar]

Devs won't work on it

Until tomorrow

It's time to sleep

[unborn surge]

Azatotyyyy

Hold yuh totie and wash your hands brudda

[silent mortar]

Devs won't sacrifice their own sleep schedule

For a server overload

Am i wrong?

[ancient adder]

yoyoyo

[indigo gate]

Haha toti

[ancient adder]

[unborn surge]

We’re measuring Toties until server back up

[leaden bramble]

Game's taken down?

[ancient adder]

kk

[silent mortar]

Scroll up

[paper tangle]

Just servers being overloaded

[unborn surge]

Let’s goooo dudes

[paper tangle]

again

[unborn surge]

SpongeBob nose in yuh hole

🕳️

[leaden bramble]

Btw nutshell by any chance is your ingame name is kitler?

[indigo gate]

Kingsmen

[unborn surge]

Long nose 🤥 long wood 🪵 good wood 🪵 fire 🔥 wood 🪵 for yuh hole

[unborn surge]

Yes my in game name is longjohn

Longjohn silver

[unborn surge]

Nutshell rammed in yuh kunt

Long John ram up the place

Monster 👹 truck 🛻 style

[leaden bramble]

You ok? Mentally

[unborn surge]

Tonka truck and ting 🛻

[wind path]

What are the boltheads doing

[unborn surge]

Mentally ram up in yuh kunt

[leaden bramble]

So not okay..

[wind path]

Its the second time this week

[leaden bramble]

Game is getting popular

Or poor

[unborn surge]

Is it or is it not

[wind path]

Where

[unborn surge]

Go buy some skins

Skins for your hole 🕳️

[paper tangle]

most likely sleeping rn or barely waking up depending on their schedule

[spiral thunder]

Not popular in our country

[paper tangle]

dead in mine

[leaden bramble]

In mine it's on the verge of death

[paper tangle]

[unborn surge]

Your hole 🕳️ is popular 🎰

I’m doing fantastic

Mentally I’m in space

[jade frost]

I dont have a green shirt for you and I don't have any plans to take one

[wind path]

I hope the servers are the one thing they focus on next update

[leaden bramble]

They shouldn't have removed the z9

[unborn surge]

If the game doesn’t work soon, I’m going to keep busting balls

[leaden bramble]

When they added zone 7

[unborn surge]

I’m just breaking balls 🏀

[unborn surge]

I’m not playing with anybody’s balls bro

[halcyon flare]

Man is so2 down again???

[leaden bramble]

Btw guys what map you hate the most

Yeah

[halcyon flare]

Labbbbb i hate man i hate it

[spiral thunder]

Sandstone

[leaden bramble]

Bro you took the thought same here

Sandstone!!?

Why

[spiral thunder]

Uhm cause I'm nub

😭🫶

[spice lion]

Guys is anybody else have a code 500?

[spiral thunder]

Server is down currently

[paper tangle]

again

[spice lion]

Oh ok thanks for confirming

[rain sleet]

Everyone does,so2 servers are run on a nokia

[halcyon flare]

I think so2 is cooking smth

[spice lion]

Ya they did mention that

[leaden bramble]

Lab is so not suitable for 5v5

[spiral thunder]

They're prolly updating

[halcyon flare]

Trash map

[spice lion]

Prolly

[rain sleet]

Ew who plays lab?

[leaden bramble]

I am happy to see I am not the only lab hater

[halcyon flare]

lol

[paper tangle]

did anyone really make a video about the puzzle pieces in the picture or am I insane

[dense thistle]

@paper tangle can you send me the link of that crying mose server

[paper tangle]

What

[rain sleet]

Btw,is every other player in allies a Ukranian or Russian for yall,i haven't met a single english person ever

[dense thistle]

This emojis server

[leaden bramble]

The new sting knife is stealing away the kunai lovers

[paper tangle]

can't

private server of a friend

[leaden bramble]

That knife is everything the kunai wasn't able to be

[dense thistle]

Ohhh

Ok

[hazy kayak]

Is the server still down?

[worthy bone]

hello guys

[rain sleet]

Tbh it's only for the style,i don't see people rocking butterfly knife tho

[rain sleet]

Sup

[rain sleet]

Yup

[wind path]

I think the kunai is fine

They need to update some of the knife animations though

[velvet parcel]

How do I earn gold

[rain sleet]

Basic knife needs it the most,starters don't get enough attention

[devout bobcat]

By selling skins

[velvet parcel]

K

[leaden bramble]

The thing is most of the knife animations don't feel like it I mean stings animations are full assassin vibe

[paper tangle]

[wind path]

I was throughly disgusted with the karambit when i saw it for the first time

[halcyon flare]

Its like ben 10 pressing his watch

[leaden bramble]

Yeah like people who play cs2 or csgo would hate it

[wind path]

Like yall pay for that💀

[rain sleet]

Ye,and for me at least butterfly animation need to be bit longer bc yk, it's a mf butterfly knife

[wind path]

Crazy thing is that the fang has the animation

[leaden bramble]

And no offence the pose that the left hand makes is just like a hello kitty girl or yk

[wind path]

I think the as val animation needs an update too

[leaden bramble]

Butterfly knife is all set the only thing I hate is it's draw out kind of overanimated

[leaden bramble]

Yeah it looks like taking 2hrs to reload

[halcyon flare]

Yeah, but the dmg...

[wind path]

Cant see anything while reloading or while pull out

[rain sleet]

Still, amount of tricks you can do with that thing is large and wide so maybe animation or two wouldn't hurt anyone

[leaden bramble]

But yk I really wish the butterfly had more than one draw out animation like cs2

But it's still a banger

I own legacy myself

[leaden bramble]

Damage is nuts dude

[halcyon flare]

Ye

[rain sleet]

I just bought dragon glass today, it's pretty nice

[leaden bramble]

But mag gets empty quick af

[halcyon flare]

The fire rate is crazy man

[leaden bramble]

Nice dude buy dragon glass gloves for them as well

[rich crow]

The servers are not working?

[leaden bramble]

And reload is like 2 hours

[rain sleet]

How much are they?

[leaden bramble]

Last time I saw they were 2200

[rain sleet]

Dam,thats a lot

[leaden bramble]

Yeah

[rain sleet]

Btw how yall earn so much gold dawg

Ain't no way yall just selling skins

[leaden bramble]

Nope

[rich crow]

Guys ?

The servers are not working?

[leaden bramble]

I buy gold straight up

[halcyon flare]

ye

[leaden bramble]

I don't invest and wait for years

[rich crow]

Oh..

[rain sleet]

I got gifted around 3k

[leaden bramble]

Bruh by whom

[rich crow]

Thanks dude

[rain sleet]

Can't leak my source srry lol

[leaden bramble]

K

[rain sleet]

It sum cool dude

[halcyon flare]

Source:Trust me bro

[leaden bramble]

Lmao

[rain sleet]

Btw let me send u my inventory

[leaden bramble]

I bet it's unxd insta friend

[rain sleet]

But fr i always wondered how these creators and stuff get so much gold

[leaden bramble]

Bro you could have figured it out too if you did nothing in your life except playing games

[cold yacht]

Server off?

[rich crow]

Oh, not even me already seem this problem

4 a second i thought my phone kidding abt me

[wary mesa]

server down again

[shadow creek]

Yeah

Gonna wait 2 hrs, either update comes or servers are starting to work

Is there load shedding in Russia?

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[hexed bluff]

Is stand-off down?

[gaunt lance]

F

[paper tangle]

just server overload

[hexed bluff]

Oh

Is it because of the Russians

[paper tangle]

tbh idk

[jade frost]

E

[gaunt lance]

What did the Russians do?

😂

[hexed bluff]

They are like 70% of the players I think idk

[cerulean venture]

Many joined servers quickly

[noble scarab]

Bro

What’s wrong with this game

[cerulean venture]

The server overloaded

[gaunt lance]

F

[noble scarab]

How much I need to wait?

[hexed bluff]

Last time the server shut down I had to wait like 2 days 💀

[gaunt lance]

I need my dose of rank

😭

[hexed bluff]

Comp is dead fr😭

[gaunt lance]

....

[hexed bluff]

Takes more than an hour

[noble scarab]

[gaunt lance]

What a lot of people will do without playing in 2 days...

I'm really addicted

In 1 week I will have done +100 hours

[uneven glade]

Is the server fixed or not for you all?

[worldly field]

No

[worldly field]

.

[oak minnow]

guys

why is standoff down

[worldly field]

Maybe working on update

[rich crow]

That's why my ping is increase by 80k

[oak minnow]

:/

[vapid gust]

server maintenance and banning hackers

[oak minnow]

dang

[rich crow]

damn

[oak minnow]

stupid ah hacker in my game no scoping everyone

[worldly field]

Thank god

[oak minnow]

like bruh

:/

[rich crow]

we need to wait, make some food and watch a movie

[worldly field]

Or go to sleep 5 .07am for me

[rich crow]

or this :)))

[still oak]

Hi

[rich crow]

Hi!

[worldly field]

Hello

[still oak]

How much we need to wait?

Axlebolt say something?

[jade frost]

Im in

[worldly field]

Maybe 1 to 2 hours

[still oak]

An why I don’t have my role?

[still oak]

Ty dude

[rare stump]

guys

[jade frost]

Bruh I'm in standoff

[rare stump]

i can't join the game

[still oak]

Yup

[still oak]

What?

[rare stump]

why?

[worldly field]

Im in

[rich crow]

when did this problem start?

[still oak]

The servers comes back?

[worldly field]

Yes

[still oak]

Thanks bro

[halcyon flare]

yes, it is back

Finally

[rare stump]

Really?

lets me check

[rich crow]

yeah

[rare stump]

Yes sir

finally

[rich crow]

the servers comeback

[twilit bay]

🫡

[stray violet]

Kendrick Kendrick

Do you have ligma?

When I hear your disses

I'm like: what the sigma?

Drake's the name, rapping is my game

K-dot? More like k-NOT

I see England, I see France, I see Kendrick's underpants

Kendrick Lamar? More like Kendrick LAMEar

Diss me, diss me, now you gotta kiss me

I go to college to get more knowledge

You go to Jupiter to get more stupider

You a poopy pants, you a poopy pants

Liar liar, pants on fire

Kendrick, let me do my dance

Kendrick, Kendrick, you're a silly goose

Your raps are like spaghetti, all loosey goose

You think you're slick, with your fancy shoes

But compared to me, you're just old news

[rich crow]

Stealing this

[stray violet]

No pls 😥

[rich crow]

Sending it to drake rn

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Lmao

Surprised it wasn't deleted

[stray violet]

Because semaumamq isn't here

[rich crow]

True

[verbal imp]

Don't call his name

[rich crow]

What you gonna do about it

[verbal imp]

He might actually come

[verbal imp]

Nothing really

[rich crow]

I might actually ping him

[verbal imp]

Just that it'd be annoying to see a block message

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Ewalks poetic lyrics will be deleted

[verbal imp]

Sadge

[stray violet]

There was another one

[rich crow]

Paste it

[stray violet]

But it contains

Uhhhhhh

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[stray violet]

B*d words 🤢 🤢 🤢

[indigo gate]

Baby penguin

[rich crow]

Oh no : (

[indigo gate]

Penguin 🐧

Babay

[rich crow]

Penguinism

[paper tangle]

poopy pants

[verbal imp]

Poop di scoop

[stray violet]

You a poopy pants

[paper tangle]

we do not bring drake in here

[verbal imp]

That's not drake 😭

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Imagine your career ending in a 4 minute song

[stray violet]

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

Imma do my stuff

Why you trollin like a 🧙‍♀️ ain't you tired?

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably

[verbal imp]

Me

🙂

[stray violet]

Him

🙂

[rich crow]

Minor inconvenience

[verbal imp]

You

🤨

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Announcing my resignation tomorrow!

[verbal imp]

It's grippy

[rich crow]

🤨

[lament stream]

gorilla grip.

[hexed bluff]

Is smurfjng in stand-off allowed?

[rich crow]

No

[lament stream]

yeah.

everyone does it.

[rich crow]

Punishable by hanging

[devout bobcat]

I hit A Minor and it sounds linear 🤨 @verbal imp

[rich crow]

Delete that

[stray violet]

You hit a WHAT

Drake's not gonna like this one

[verbal imp]

[devout bobcat]

The chord definitely sounds funny 🦛

[stray violet]

Theynotlikeus theynotlikeus theynotlikeus

[devout bobcat]

🐔

No

[rich crow]

What happened to 🐔?

[stray violet]

[devout bobcat]

He went to Seychelles 🇸🇨 🦅

[stray violet]

[devout bobcat]

🦛 why me

[rich crow]

That m4 is so nice

[lyric mural]

Chat is still active at this hour? wow

[stray violet]

Bro that's not an m4 😭😭

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Yes it is 😡💢

[devout bobcat]

Am I a weapon now 🦛

[stray violet]

I guess so

[devout bobcat]

I shoot 5.56 mm

[rich crow]

At 11:46 pm yes

[stray violet]

You mean 8:46pm

[rich crow]

Nah update your time zone

[stray violet]

Alr

It is now 4:22am

[devout bobcat]

Ig you could call me that, I zoom like a bullet too 🦛

[lyric mural]

7 am

[rich crow]

That's the Chinese update

[stray violet]

Temu time zone

[rich crow]

Nah BTS

[devout bobcat]

You mean 12:48 pm 🦛

[rich crow]

Autumn gloves > any other gloves

[devout bobcat]

🐱

This office should invest in better chair

[rich crow]

Just protest like everyone else

[past pond]

donate gold

[devout bobcat]

🚩🦛

[rich crow]

Bet

[verbal imp]

🤝

So good in fact I over spent for them

[past pond]

Yes

[verbal imp]

Stupid market

[soft trench]

When the new update will release now I am getting bored as hell....💀

[rich crow]

By how much

[rich crow]

When gta 6 comes out

[rich crow]

How much u want

[soft trench]

Nice try but but not funny enough

[verbal imp]

2.2k over budget

I wanted to buy them for 5k

[rich crow]

Damn

[past pond]

500

[rich crow]

I was expecting 30k

[verbal imp]

I swear

If these dam gloves

Drop below 6k imma off myself

[rich crow]

Just gamble and make up the loss

[verbal imp]

If only I had gold

[rich crow]

I'll give you 29500 more

[rich crow]

😏

[past pond]

No, I only want 500

[verbal imp]

What's with the look

[past pond]

Don't donate anything to me then

[rich crow]

I can't give anything below 30k

[past pond]

500 or nothing

[rich crow]

I'ma go get some water

[past pond]

[rich crow]

[light cape]

need 1 player for 2v2 silver 1-2

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[rain sleet]

I can

Actually wait no,my connection is dying horribly lol

[rich crow]

Nice

East USA server is trash rn

[rain sleet]

I thought everyone played Netherlands, what's the point in switching servers?

(mostly bc of ping)

[feral citrus]

💀

[rich crow]

Some people actually live in the United States

May not believe me but

It's true

[rain sleet]

Rearly who plays tho,no rlly i thought it was same for everyone

Mainly say bc Netherlands has always best ms

[teal oak]

55121319 add me and I can play later if ya want I want a good team too and not random Russian 0 skill

[rich crow]

That's not how it works

[rain sleet]

Thats why im asking lol

[rich crow]

If I'm in the us I wouldn't connect to Russia or hong Kong cuz the server is further from me

Netherlands doesn't have the lowest ping for everyone except for those close to it

[rain sleet]

Well there are servers closer to my country but it still picked Netherlands,thats why im confused

[rich crow]

What county are you in

[rain sleet]

Serbia

[rich crow]

Maybe something to do with wifi provider. I'm not educated with this stuff

[lunar sinew]

How do I turn on quick switch for iPad?

[left zephyr]

poland is closer to serbia

[tough meadow]

once I get a new phone imma push to legend and never touch the game again

[lunar sinew]

?

[lunar sinew]

Slide knife 👅

[halcyon flare]

nc

The channel is dead again

[lean oriole]

Is new update coming shortly?

[halcyon flare]

Oh

[unique plover]

he knows

[paper tangle]

he knows too much

(I literally dont know)

[sick flame]

I am the thinker

[sterile hull]

Anyone knows when the s 8 will start?

[real remnant]

bro is thinking for certain

[ancient vale]

after this summer update

the season 8 will start

so the next update after this one

[proper gyro]

me thats not touching game ever again

:D

[rich crow]

be like me
be a kid
likes playing standoff2
grinds wayy too much
gets really good at the game
gets nice skins whilst being f2p
gets a bit older
stops playing mobile games
fastforward to 3 years
leaves behind a legacy and doesnt play the game any more

[rain sleet]

I NEED A MOD RN YALL

[halcyon flare]

Do you like to get WOULD by me????

[ancient vale]

thats me

i was unstoppable

my perspicacity was on another level

[halcyon flare]

👽

[ancient vale]

i never lost a 1 v 1

but then

the game got boring cause i never lost

always winning gets boring

so i uninstalled it

[halcyon flare]

You're right.

[ancient vale]

always right

[inner badge]

good skin worth investing?

[devout bobcat]

I miss being good at fps games

🦘

[hybrid violet]

M4 samurai

[inner badge]

Another one?

[neat ferry]

10 legy skins = 1 arcane

[sacred nimbus]

When the update comes?

[fading cloud]

Ekber

🐲

[agile swallow]

what

[rain sleet]

Yo chat

Gotta question

[analog bramble]

what legacy lil bro

no one knows you

[neat ferry]

Should till end of week 100%

[agile swallow]

ironic

[fading cloud]

Need a new awm but with double scope

Like cs

[analog bramble]

wym

[rich crow]

legend

[spiral thunder]

Maybe that's in the new update

[glass dagger]

That would be nice

[rich crow]

Anyone wanna play So2 now??

[brisk badge]

In my match history, the matches was canceled too many because of cheaters. But my MMR never comback. Thank you SO2 😂

[hexed cipher]

PHAHAHHHA mf

youre that mf trust

"winning gets boring"

[bronze grove]

If your matches were cancelled and your MMR wasn't given, you should contact our helpdesk: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base

[brisk badge]

Dude, don't make fun of me

[steep rock]

what if i played against a cheater but the match wasnt canceled yet?? he was killing us trough the walls

[rich crow]

y e s

[rich crow]

The og days 😭

[rich crow]

real, i spent months learning to quick scope and actually be good at it

[rich crow]

the ones who do remember me

our clan was crazy

and people actually spoke (IN ENGLISH TOO)

[steep rock]

check #📸│photos

[rich crow]

is oinging everyone allowed?

[cold pewter]

Hello how do I report cheater?

[rich crow]

hello

i just realised i had a ticket i opened 8 weeks ago

and i still didnt got a feedback

💀

[cold pewter]

How do you open a ticket?

[rich crow]

w a s t e o f t i m e

[cold pewter]

Ping them?

[tough meadow]

help (dot) standoff2 (dot) com

[rich crow]

not allowed

[cold pewter]

Ok

[rich crow]

@bronze grove

can i send you my tickets that didnt got a feed back since quite long

so you can send it to the managers of tickets

[bronze grove]

[rich crow]

will it be

usefull

btw

[brisk badge]

You can write for them in box chat. It's not exactly a ticket. But I must warn you that it may take weeks or even months for them to read your message. So don't put too much hope in them

[steep rock]

i need master i can send proof

[north basin]

I thought u were MauN

[bronze grove]

Greetings! 👋 , you should contact with: @silk moth

[cold pewter]

Dang ok

This guy is blatantly cheating and also have red skins

[hybrid knot]

drakes:🥖

drakes:🍆

[mint skiff]

@wooden jolt

[rain yew]

Any promo codes?

Whats the website

[bronze grove]

There's no promocode.

[karmic berry]

.

[chilly vortex]

Any codes

[teal oak]

Bro thinks he is sigma after doing that X_X

[gilded flower]

they respond in less than a week

[teal dome]

[keen moss]

Devs dropping a trailer ❌
Devs posting boring YT shorts ✅

[spare blaze]

[delicate rampart]

Any1 silver 4 or g1 allies?

[lean oriole]

Yeess trruuuee

They updated game icon on playstore

Standoff 2 is cooking something

[manic quarry]

Please launch the trailer!

[rich crow]

first game i play

and hes using clumsy

xD

he has 100hours

and he still not ban

[shadow creek]

No man they didn't

[halcyon flare]

Ayo, thats illegal bro

[copper spindle]

They did?

It's different

[shadow creek]

Haiyaa! My dream inventory costs a huge amount; 672k gold!!
My dream is expensive

[shadow creek]

I am having same, how r u seeing it?

Put it in #📸│photos

Idk why i have intuitions that there is arcane skin for spas coming this pass.

[copper spindle]

that would be nice

[shadow creek]

Yeah

Is that water gun on his shoulder?

[copper spindle]

Maybe they are doing a water themed spas?

[placid monolith]

Yeah

[shadow creek]

There are higher chances for vals rare skin

[wheat cape]

anyone know when next battlepass coming?

[shadow creek]

No man, but after seeing pictures, it is this week for sure

[wheat cape]

oh bet

[shadow creek]

I hope so

[copper spindle]

I hope they fix the anticheat but prob wont

[keen moss]

If Devs actually become serious
Next week probably on Wednesday or Thursday

[wheat cape]

i havent had many cheat problems

[delicate rampart]

Where i can find good players bc i cant find here?

[keen moss]

Just find one and play allies
Or join a clan

[rich crow]

[shadow creek]

Play allies w golds, whoever's good make him friend And boom best comp buddy

[keen moss]

Or play pubs like me and never worry about teamate

[delicate rampart]

I only get bad mates and enemys are holy

[shadow creek]

I do same

[shadow creek]

In allies also?

[delicate rampart]

Yep

[shadow creek]

Man your having it hard for sure

[delicate rampart]

Fr

[shadow creek]

Which server btw?

[lament grove]

Helllo

Guys

[delicate rampart]

Europe and turkey

[shadow creek]

Hi

[shadow creek]

Man u got matches there how 😂

[lament grove]

I started standoff 2 4 days ago how can I become a pro person in that game

Any tips

[copper spindle]

By playing

[orchid valve]

Hello, I came across a hacker who was shooting through the walls at allies, do you know how I can talk to a staff from Axel Bolt to ban him?

[lament grove]

I already know that but any tips

Like how should I make my crossair or something

[copper spindle]

ah

it removed the support link

[copper spindle]

go to standoff 2 support and click the chat icon on the bottom

[shadow creek]

Bro standoff 2 is my first phone game, and its one year since i am playing it.. i m not good fr im silver and having lvl 143. I have spend alot of time in training to make my aim good but it still sucks.

[lean oriole]

They did

[lament grove]

;-;

Any ways I wanna play with someone

I'm finding friends to play

[lean oriole]

I am here

You can play with me

[copper spindle]

Did you change your sensitivity?

[orchid valve]

Where exactly do I find this?

[copper spindle]

man it removes the link

[lament grove]

Yes when I downloaded that game I jump straight in to the setting and setup my controls and sensitivity

[copper spindle]

I can't send it

[lament grove]

So can we vc

[lean oriole]

Yeah from where are you?

[shadow creek]

Go to game, in settings there is help center and there message devs, and tell them everything and give proves for cheating amd boom he will be banned

[lament grove]

India

[copper spindle]

If you reported him in game it's enough

seems to do a pretty good job for me

[shadow creek]

It will take a day but its worth it

[muted sable]

geometry dash ahh language

[copper spindle]

FR

[muted sable]

why did bro delete all messages

lol

[copper spindle]

maybe its a mod

[muted sable]

prob

[shadow creek]

Maybe hes Muted

[copper spindle]

yeah it's a mod

[shadow creek]

We can't speak other languages here, i got a warning rn so i m only speaking English now

[glass moth]

Ohh

[ripe fox]

when new battlepass?

[glass moth]

No idea

[ripe fox]

sad

[glass moth]

Real😔

[halcyon flare]

Hes stupid

[rich crow]

i won a round in allies

then ennemy decided to disconnect

and i win only +2?

while they lose 30

should be counted as surrender

but it doesnt

nice g a m e

[glass moth]

Ok

[zealous blaze]

Why can't I find a stupid comp match

[vapid turret]

What server are you using

I recommend Poland since I can find a comp match in 30 seconds-1 minutes props

[rich crow]

They don't know how to make a reasonable mmr system

It's sad

[teal crystal]

Anyone wanna play ?

[lean oriole]

Mee tooo

[rich crow]

Yeah I wouldn't go to the Russian chat and just start speaking Mandarin

[zealous blaze]

Kay

[quartz rock]

Is it better to have low ping or high ping

[rich crow]

High 100%

Pick the worse server

[inner pollen]

btw your name 💀

[quartz rock]

yeah i just started again today

[rich crow]

move forward

[quartz rock]

what happened to aus server?

[rich crow]

i regret also

[rich crow]

I deleted ut

It

[quartz rock]

Bruh

i have to play japan as the next closest

[zealous blaze]

Bruh 200 ping 💀

[quartz rock]

saame

[rich crow]

Netherlands

Or France

[quartz rock]

i was silver 1 when i played like last year

now idk if i could be gold...

[inner pollen]

i think its pretty normal

[rich crow]

[quartz rock]

what happens when your teammate leaves a 2v2

do you get compensation for it or no cuz i forgot

[rich crow]

It's a 1v2

[rich crow]

No

[quartz rock]

💀

[rich crow]

You just get absolutely destroyed

[quartz rock]

how is that allowed tho

[rich crow]

Because they don't know how to make a good system

[quartz rock]

i vaguely remember quitting back then because of the constant 1v2s

[rich crow]

Wsg

[quartz rock]

also any good in #📸│photos

[rich crow]

It's ok

[quartz rock]

alr

[vapid turret]

It doesn't even affect me ngl

[quartz rock]

nothing too crazy but yeah

[rich crow]

Different regions

[normal kiln]

Who from’russia here

[rich crow]

Turan is

i play

since 14pm

i didnt meet a single legit game

XD

[rich crow]

Wanna play now ??

NO