💬│english-chat

[mortal cloud]

@upbeat portal

go to photos

[upper ember]

That is ur best weapon?

[mortal cloud]

yh

[upper ember]

gg then

[mortal cloud]

never selling it tho till i win that 1v1

[upper ember]

Dont do 1v1 unless u are crazy high rank

[mortal cloud]

cuz i need a knife for 0.25 if i win it and ill give the mp7

[mortal cloud]

ill play as good as i can

[upper ember]

But he cant buy knife for 0.35

[mortal cloud]

but ill try get better tho

[upper ember]

U cant

[mortal cloud]

then how someone did it for 0.03 and that guy managed to buy it

[upper ember]

U cant buy knife for 0.25

[ancient vale]

i have that, that shi is 20G

😂😂

[upper ember]

Bro u need to put highest order and if someone sells it for 0.03

[mortal cloud]

for me isnt 20g

[mortal cloud]

like?

[upper ember]

And highest order is an price of a knife

Like 800 gold

[mortal cloud]

ohhhh

[upper ember]

So u cant buy it if u put it for .25

[mortal cloud]

k thx for tip tho

[fading cloud]

Who want to check for combo

And sticker combination

[mortal cloud]

wdym

[sly warren]

Hey i just bought 500 gold should i create my inventory or invest it

Can Anyone guide me

[fading cloud]

Check skin with stickers

Knife gloves combo

[upper ember]

I did that with deagle red dragon 5 yrs ago

[upper ember]

Hell bro

[fading cloud]

500 gold not much

[upper ember]

I think u shouldnt invest

[fading cloud]

Skins are too expensive

[sly warren]

Ik but its all i could afford

[upper ember]

But instead wait to gather more gold and then buy a knife

Dont invest

[sly warren]

Okay

[upper ember]

Knife is the best thing u can buy

In my opinion

[sick crater]

pp popo

[fading cloud]

[fluid python]

Hey do you think the arcane graffiti from Outcast will have a price raise?

[long jacinth]

Nah

Graffiti’s

Hardly get a raise

In their price

[fluid python]

Ye

I see

How about awp kings skin

[long jacinth]

Can you help me with smth bro

[long jacinth]

I think that yes

[fluid python]

Yep

[long jacinth]

Dm

[fluid python]

Aight

[long jacinth]

Sarpitax

Dm me

For smth

[fluid python]

Got it bae

Nah

AYOO dude how'd u get that

Hax?

[fading cloud]

Buy more

Your increasing price

Buy 10k

[fluid python]

Damn

[fading cloud]

And it will reach 25g

[fluid python]

Can you gimme some gold, I'll do sth for you instead I'm saving up for a knife

I'll make ya avatar?

[fading cloud]

@velvet idol are you also collecting rare comics

Maybe do a lottery or something

XD

[grizzled jacinth]

anyone wants to play allies? silv 3, 4, g1, g2

@velvet idol hop in and let's play

lmaoo

😆

eh np

im lookin to play w somejne

someone

[latent tartan]

Yes

[dense thistle]

The biggest waste of gold I have ever seen

So let me explain you why you made a mistake

Number uno, you have to sell alll those 5k Griffity you have to click so many times set the price so many times sell so many times

Number 2 , Griffity are not like stickers they don't get used in crafts, they have to be used 60 times just for 1 to get over, and when was the last time you saw someone buying it for them to use it

Number 3, even it your griffity comes to 100gold price , when you are done sell like 50 of them there pice would already will drop by a lot

[fleet agate]

Yo guys

I have a problem

My gyroscope isnt working like

I turned on in the settings

But its off in game

[rich crow]

Should I get ak digital burst

[fleet agate]

And ideas why?

[rich crow]

Just a glitch

It will get back on

[fleet agate]

How to fix it thi

When

[rich crow]

It will come itself

Idk

It happens to me too

[fleet agate]

Aight thx

[dense thistle]

Number 4 , according to basically knowledge your griffity pice only has been dropping and for it to rise and reach 100 would at least take 5 years

[fleet agate]

🤓

[rich crow]

Should I get akr digital burst

Holy ——

[fleet agate]

That blue / balck ak is nice tho from the frozen season

I boight it for 30

[rich crow]

These guys are solving math equations and making conspiracy theories

[fleet agate]

Its 67 rn

[fleet agate]

They are from asia bro

What you investin on rn?

[dusty blaze]

where can i report some kids for using config and vpn?

[dense thistle]

It would take at least 5 years just to reach 100 gold

1 rule of investment to buy to many of the same item

[shadow creek]

U guys again discussing this topic

[dense thistle]

Why can't we talk

[rich crow]

It’s entertaining let them discuss

[shadow creek]

@rich crow as u say, whenever i open discord bith r having same discussion...

[dense thistle]

When I start saying things that make sense this guy just gets angry

[shadow creek]

@velvet idol ||Hedge funds|| hmmm

The graffiti will reach 30g this month or next easily..

[gilded flower]

i dont get where you get the mental to talk with this guy every day lmao

[oak cove]

Allies solid duo

[dense thistle]

This ain't irl this is a game when you are done selling like 200 on the market it will already drop in price like if it was 100 gold it would drop to 90 gold

[shadow creek]

@oak cove go away ، we talking market rn

[dense thistle]

#1044085342308941944

[oak cove]

Okay

[dense thistle]

Ok bro you ain't gonna believe anyone who goes against you alright

Because you have a thing set in your mind so it doesn't matter what other say you'll only believe when it happens to you

[shadow creek]

||U guys flexing for radiate heat Graffiti and pass arcane stickers||
||Meanwhile me, who rare pattern knife is in for 488k||

[dense thistle]

Ok so tell me according to you when will it reach 100 gold

[dense thistle]

I ain't telling to buy anything

Bro it takes so long just for a item to increase in price of 10 gold

[shadow creek]

4g only...

[dense thistle]

There are like 40k copies of it available in market it will take super long to increase from 15 gold to 100gold

[shadow creek]

@velvet idol how much increase you are saying btw on that graffiti ??

[dense thistle]

Yep 10k my bad

If it doesn't you give me 100gold

[rich crow]

gyatt

[dense thistle]

Deal?

If it does I'll give you 100gold

Bet?

Bro got scarred on his own word lol

Bro is angry that i sad the facts

1 more thing don't you think that if you would have spent on something else you would have made much more profit

[shadow creek]

Im collecting silver coins and boxes till nov. It's my easiest gold collecting technique.
You guys should try it too.

[dense thistle]

I have 5k normal coins as soon as 1 box gets done I'm buy a lot of that box

[shadow creek]

10k coins rn... Think how much i can get till nov

[dense thistle]

1 box will be like 5 gold after 20% tax

So 100 x5

500 gold

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[shadow creek]

5 more months also .

[brittle knoll]

Nice neeving

[shadow creek]

500 gold x 5 = 2500

[dense thistle]

Meowing
Byee byee

🧏‍♂️🤫

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[dense thistle]

5 months then probably 1 box for 10 gold

So 1000gold

[shadow creek]

Thats enough for me

[dense thistle]

Fr

Can buy a knife with it

All i need

[shadow creek]

Yeah, i have gotten knife already..

[dense thistle]

Your pfp looks like a woman trying to hid her body by 🍂

[shadow creek]

@dense thistle nah man it's leave falling

[dense thistle]

Hahahahaha

[shadow creek]

Gonna change it

[dense thistle]

The 2 on the top and 1 on the bottom

[dense thistle]

Bro can't unsee it now 🤣

[shadow creek]

@dense thistle really 🥲

@dense thistle See now

[dense thistle]

Pretty good

[calm river]

@viscid brook why is that guy obsessed with us buying one of each

Bruh

Just buy every skin

Every knife

[viscid brook]

😂 I guess he is poor

[calm river]

Maybe

I barely play this game my goal was to get as many skins but

I barely play it

So this is what I remained with

Sadly

This game is full of cheaters

I can’t push out of elite

[viscid brook]

There are those who love a lot like you and me and there are people like him who are satisfied with a little

[calm river]

Yah

[viscid brook]

Fr bro igot 😡 everytime

[calm river]

I am waiting for them respond to give me the elite role

And plus today i left the server by mistake

And joined again

[viscid brook]

😅😂

[calm river]

I had my alt account yk because this one got hacked before i got it back and it was on this sv and i had to leave from that one and left with this one

But then i left with my other account as well

So is just one Spluxy/9headache

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[calm river]

Type shi

[shadow creek]

Hold up

[brittle knoll]

He's holding it up

[brittle knoll]

Shi

[shadow creek]

Shi||p||

[dense thistle]

I said some other word like that and got muted for a day

[brittle knoll]

Nice crash while choosing a sticker

[shadow creek]

Same bro@dense thistle

Even timeout for a day

[brittle knoll]

Can't have anything in detroit mobile

[dense thistle]

@viscid brook bro

[brittle knoll]

If this is true why did u do it again

🐓

[shadow creek]

There's no problem for doing it

[brittle knoll]

U just said there is

[shadow creek]

A/c to mods there is but logically there isn't

There mute is illogical to me

[brittle knoll]

What type of other word are we talking about ?

[shadow creek]

People sell there skins but neither they r muted nor the message of selling is removed:')

[dense thistle]

It is a word that was used in the 18 th century for a person with a dark sink

[brittle knoll]

Then that's deserved

There's no reason to complain about mods doing their jobs

🦕

[shadow creek]

@brittle knoll type nuggets with u and et censored, u will be timed out

[dense thistle]

I sad night

[rich crow]

@noble dagger wtf

[dense thistle]

Ht with that spoiler thing

[brittle knoll]

🐔

I don't think that was a word used in 18th century for any sinks

Correct me if I'm wrong

[dense thistle]

@viscid brook bro where are you answer

[shadow creek]

@brittle knoll haha

[brittle knoll]

Let that sink in 🚪

[dense thistle]

If you don't put ht it might become one

[shadow creek]

Why mods are ||too good|| ?

[brittle knoll]

What are you on about?

What's your point

[dense thistle]

Remove the HT

[brittle knoll]

If you really want to say word freely I suggest you first go in a back alley in some hood maybe in america or uk

It will have the greatest effect trust me

[dense thistle]

And the other person that was saying with me got banned 💀

[shadow creek]

Devs removed so2 collection bar from market
I was happy to sell akr and awm..

[dense thistle]

What makes you think I haven't 🤨

Byee byee
🧏‍♂️🤫

[brittle knoll]

🤨

[shadow creek]

🐘

[brittle knoll]

🦛

[shadow creek]

🦏

[brittle knoll]

Nice defense

[dense thistle]

Lemon 🍋
Nom 😋
Ahhhhhhhhhh😿

[brittle knoll]

☹️_ _

[shadow creek]

🐆

[brittle knoll]

That was such a sad story u made me emotional

[dense thistle]

Lmao

[brittle knoll]

Look even mzw is so sad look at this honest twemoji reaction (not iphone emoji though)

[shadow creek]

It's android @brittle knoll

[brittle knoll]

Iphone users will be baffled by this

[shadow creek]

How?@brittle knoll

[brittle knoll]

They will see their own system ones

From apple

[young creek]

Can I play standoff 2 on pc

[brittle knoll]

Pro tip, u ever encounter one iphone user, best way to win an argument is this:

🦎🦕

[shadow creek]

Can u put that to #📸│photos i wanna see

[shadow creek]

Really?

[brittle knoll]

Just google "leopard apple emoji"

[dense thistle]

🐸

[brittle knoll]

Apple uses their own emoji everywhere by force to preserve their branding

[dense thistle]

🦫

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[dense thistle]

🐹

Rat

🐀

[ocean pewter]

Thats cursed

My back hurts now

[brittle knoll]

Leleleleel

[ocean pewter]

🐆

[shadow creek]

@brittle knoll they sauropod looks disgusting, and leopard is aw...

[brittle knoll]

Your back no longer hurts but one of your small dot eyes from pfp fell off 🐔🪄

[brittle knoll]

Look at sauropod telegram one

[shadow creek]

@brittle knoll why

[brittle knoll]

Tbh I'll just send it in photos

[vale sparrow]

Sup

[shadow creek]

@brittle knoll what the heck did i see ...

[vale chasm]

Damn english player Search is dead

[shadow creek]

@vale chasm i cant type there lol

It's read only for me

Even tried uninstall and install discord nothing happened.

[brittle knoll]

I can

Ez

[vale chasm]

Same

[brittle knoll]

No role no problem

🐓

[shadow creek]

For me my role is English but in profile its some russian idk

[brittle knoll]

Or maybe because u don't have english role too

Try readding it doesn't show

[shadow creek]

I have English role selected

[shadow creek]

Thats what i have discussed up

[vale chasm]

Allies anyone?

[shadow creek]

I don't even know that language, but thats not changing...

[brittle knoll]

Yup, just tested

I removed my english role now it's read only

[vale chasm]

Guys

[brittle knoll]

I assumed it was caused by rank roles

[vale chasm]

When i get my rank

In server

[shadow creek]

@brittle knoll see #📸│photos my role is English

@vale chasm after 10 matches

[vale chasm]

Bro

I say on server

They dont give me my elite

[brittle knoll]

Tap on Ukrainian once, english twice then Ukrainian once again

[shadow creek]

@brittle knoll tap dance necessary?

[brittle knoll]

U need to send proof of your rank to comms officer

[brittle knoll]

Did u even try?

[vale chasm]

I've already done that

[brittle knoll]

Then wait

[shadow creek]

@brittle knoll done

Roles missing.....

[brittle knoll]

Try choosing a random language and then tap english twice again

I had that problem before that's why I have these

Just tried leaving english, role disappears, added german I got both

Nice bug

🎷🐛

[vale chasm]

I think he can't have English and Ukrainian

[brittle knoll]

Actually he can, tested

English + russian ❌

[vale chasm]

Fr

Russians have other player search

[brittle knoll]

There would be chaos here if switching from russian to english was easy 🐓

[restive kayak]

Hi

🐔

[brittle knoll]

They added automod that sends you to the russian channel just because of that

If you write russian

[analog bramble]

lmao

i js lost a game 4 - 8

but still gained mmr

[brittle knoll]

Hi

🐔

._.

[glass moth]

🐔

[ocean pewter]

🐔

[languid sinew]

🐔

[vale chasm]

[primal rain]

kokodak

[marble perch]

sa

oh

[vale sparrow]

kaffn

how are u

[analog bramble]

7 games in a row every single player has been like 4 ranks above me

what do i do

[gilded flower]

are the servers down or what

[fringe pagoda]

yes ig

[rich crow]

servers down?

[rich crow]

Oh, so is not a problem from me.

[fringe pagoda]

yep, the servers are down

[supple blade]

Stuck on "checking data update"
Anyone facing same issue?

Oh

[fringe pagoda]

[dusty blaze]

Yeah

[rich crow]

same

[rustic current]

server down

[toxic stag]

where can i report cheaters?

[silk prairie]

I love this game hah

[rich crow]

Possible to put the servers in maintenance for remediation? i think

[pallid shard]

so2 sv crash??

cant login

[real slate]

Oh so the servers went down just when i got the time to play

[pallid shard]

u too??

[stark plover]

servers crashed

[real slate]

Yea

[pallid shard]

lol game

[pallid shard]

btw m9 or butter

[vale sparrow]

m9

[real slate]

M9

[pallid shard]

k gotya

[dense thistle]

Butter

[real slate]

I think butter is also good i watch butter more

[zenith wedge]

servers crashed ?

[real slate]

Yes

[pallid shard]

yeah

any thing will happen if i boost sv?

[dense thistle]

Snowflakes

[rich crow]

Well. i think this problem doesn't affect anything, is just a crash.

Is it Normal i cant load game

[real slate]

Btw when will they fix ping issues in the game?

[rich crow]

I cant even choose accounts

[pallid shard]

sc crash

sv

[silk crag]

its not working

[misty ridge]

Update

For all not work

[oak turtle]

Servers dead

[rich crow]

This guy is so vad

[misty ridge]

They add update I think

[real slate]

Oh new update?

[rich crow]

No

[real slate]

Leme check

[rich crow]

There nothing

[zenith wedge]

new update ?

[misty ridge]

Just wait

[pallid shard]

if they need to announce

[misty ridge]

Not so fat

[rich crow]

This game is just totally Bad 😭

[misty ridge]

For all crash

[real slate]

Nope there is no update

[lyric pelican]

Fr man

[misty ridge]

My team was playing clan battle

[lament coyote]

Tf

[rich crow]

It's a Global problem. maybe in some hours they'll resolve

[misty ridge]

For all crashed game

[lyric pelican]

Xdd

[lament coyote]

why doesn't it work?

[silk crag]

why is not working

[pallid shard]

crashed

[misty ridge]

Idk

[lyric pelican]

My brother was playing allies

[misty ridge]

..

Damn

[granite igloo]

Is the game not starting ?

[lyric pelican]

Yh

[dense bluff]

Guys shy is standoff not working

[misty ridge]

Ye

[pallid shard]

dman

[dense bluff]

Why

[misty ridge]

Idk

[real slate]

This server issue wont allow me to play today

[midnight hinge]

Bruh read the past messages

[misty ridge]

They probably gonna add update

[proper bobcat]

Is standoff down?

[granite igloo]

Damn, does it even have that many players now that it crashed 😂

[misty ridge]

Or the game is just shi

[silk crag]

its down

[midnight hinge]

Yeah just garbage

[pallid shard]

lol

[granite igloo]

We want compensation,

[pallid shard]

why play then

[silk crag]

nahh

[real slate]

As soon as i got the time to play this happens and now i cant even play till tomorrow coming from work

[rich crow]

yes but not for much time...i think 😦 )

[misty ridge]

Ima play brawl stars

[hexed cipher]

Sum wrong with the game

[lyric pelican]

Damn lol

[real slate]

I hope so

[frail mountain]

servers got fuckedddd

[pallid shard]

i wanna play no

[midnight hinge]

Comp is unplayable from the US in any server tbh

[pallid shard]

now

[silk crag]

tyfff

[real slate]

Litrally been the issue for many years now

[kind flint]

Damn

[granite igloo]

Better compensation

[silk crag]

damn

[kind flint]

Server got shutdown

[misty ridge]

For me is showing ‘checking data update’

[haughty dove]

lol

[misty ridge]

That’s it

[half sapphire]

Same

[real slate]

Same

[haughty dove]

average developers

[proper bobcat]

Ye me too

[kind flint]

Me too

[haughty dove]

sleeping on the job

[misty ridge]

Xddd

Lmao

[strange galleon]

Are the servers down?

[misty ridge]

Ye

[proper bobcat]

Yee

[misty ridge]

Why do yall have rank next to ur name?

[strange galleon]

Aw
I want to play

[proper bobcat]

Me too

[lyric pelican]

You also have

[granite igloo]

Did anybody reported the prob?

[half sapphire]

💀

[silk crag]

yep

[misty ridge]

What rank

[granite igloo]

Do they even know what’s happening

[rich crow]

This game aint able to give us proper experience with all the money they earn.
Nearly all players got to deal with clumsy users and cheaters that not ban after weeks and weeks.
Nearly all players has to deal with servers that crash every updates and outside updates.
Nearly half of game is being played by pc users.

What else to add, just by seeing this you already know this game is not meant to success.

[half sapphire]

Bro like.. we are here only for that

[lyric pelican]

Bruh
Gold 2

[kind flint]

Bruh

[misty ridge]

Why I’m elite in so2.

[half sapphire]

Standoff 2 is like cs2

[open grail]

Brooo im stuck at loading

[misty ridge]

Bruh

[rich crow]

Hell dont compare so2 to cs2

Cs2 way better

[granite igloo]

Dead now

[rich crow]

Even tho there cheaters

[half sapphire]

In skins maybe

[stark plover]

Why is the game closed?

[misty ridge]

This game is fkd up

[lyric pelican]

No one knows

[rich crow]

Its not close, its just that admins doesnt have hand on their own game

Lol

[misty ridge]

Man it’s prob a boring update

[stark plover]

thanks

[keen moss]

Hopefully new update now

[open grail]

Oi dev I wanna play the game. Plsss

[misty ridge]

For bugs and things

Maybe

[hexed cipher]

I’m feeling bad for the devs cuz all of the hate they get but they can’t deal with all the cheaters

[misty ridge]

I’m not sure

[hexed cipher]

It’s the community’s fault

[keen moss]

Last one wasn't boring

[rich crow]

Cheaters is just a bonus lil bro

[kind flint]

I hope hacker didnt hacked the game

[proper bobcat]

Like they are not able to add trades like whaat

[granite igloo]

@woven granite @solar pecan

[hexed cipher]

They do this with their own hands

[lyric pelican]

Probably for texture or smth

[rich crow]

The thing is that there is to much things happening

[buoyant falcon]

Yoo whats this timeout thing ab

[midnight hinge]

Bro they're rolling in our cash..

[royal geode]

bitiii shaa

[rich crow]

I tought with their feets

[midnight hinge]

Ion feel bad one bit

[rich crow]

Damn

[misty ridge]

Imagine if they trolling closed the game for 1week…

[opal bison]

Yo guys, is standoff 2 down?

[hexed cipher]

so funny

[misty ridge]

ye

[kind flint]

Lol

[proper bobcat]

Are they counting our money?

[hexed cipher]

You the real MoaN?

[proper bobcat]

Or what

[ancient shadow]

Chi uuruu bitii shaoa

[buoyant falcon]

Why wsp

[real slate]

Very true but the devs do nothing about it. Inated they banned my main acc bcz of some scripts that was ment to improve my fps in the game so i can play without my device getting froze in front of the players

[royal geode]

suguud

[austere vessel]

I can’t join the game, even switch to VPN

[sour star]

nah its Up ⬆️

[rich crow]

I hope they work at servers.

[opal bison]

Can't access

[buoyant falcon]

Same

[rich crow]

Idc about cheaters, the thing is that even after report they dont get ban.
For example for me, been 4 weeks i made tickets with evidence about clumsy users and they still not ban

[ancient shadow]

Devs counting money

[rich crow]

They prefer focus on mecanic which remain bad

[buoyant falcon]

Dw maybe will be fine ina bit

[oak turtle]

Same

[rich crow]

Also there no hates to devs

[misty ridge]

For me 30+matches need to get cancelled man

[royal geode]

pisduu

[rich crow]

There is only complaining

[hushed sentinel]

They really need to work more on the game better than a new offers / battle pass or etc

[half sapphire]

I have all cheaters banned in my list 💀 but there is a lot of them and they cant ban everyone

[oak turtle]

I play 5allies and 5/4 clumsy 🙃

[misty ridge]

This season so much hackers

[hexed cipher]

too many I think that why they can’t ban all of them in one days

[rich crow]

I said 4 weeks in my case

[midnight hinge]

I've had 4 cheaters get banned after reporting them in my game in the past 2 weeks. but I never get any of the mmr back which they say you will.

[rich crow]

Where did ya learn to read

[hexed cipher]

Did you play competitive just now?

Dune map

[oak turtle]

Yes

[frail mountain]

did you just played a comp game vs me?

[buoyant falcon]

Does it show "checking update Access" for yall

[frail mountain]

hey there

[radiant nexus]

What going on

[misty ridge]

ye

[midnight hinge]

Lol you all played

[misty ridge]

I said already all said yes

[keen moss]

I mean it always said that

[hexed cipher]

Y’all won 10-5

?

[empty magnet]

I think u need to report the cheaters on they're site to get mmr back

[rich crow]

Yeah and they say you have to make Another ticket that will take Another week, all that because they couldnt done a ticket well enough

[modern compass]

Rohadj meg pizza

[north shell]

Why I can't login?? Is there any error or something

[hushed sentinel]

yes

[rich crow]

So2 bro what u expect

[lyric pelican]

Bruhhhh

[half sapphire]

You are making tickets? 💀

[rich crow]

Lolol

[midnight hinge]

Bruh what your kidding..

[rich crow]

Yes Sherlock

[midnight hinge]

That's crazy lol lazy ASF for the money they making

[hexed cipher]

Y’all saying this but even tho you play vs cheaters y’all still wasting time trying to regain the mmr back

[oak turtle]

Yep

[radiant nexus]

Whats going on ????

[modest fern]

Bro is standoff working for yall?

[misty ridge]

No

[hexed cipher]

No

[empty magnet]

-_-

[half sapphire]

Just report them in game and sont be mad lil bro

[burnt gorge]

Yes bro

[half sapphire]

*dont

[misty ridge]

Dog shi* game

[half sapphire]

As i can see ticket will not help xd

[midnight hinge]

Bro I wish people read back a bit before they just started asking questions that have been answered a million times lol

Literally cancer

[lyric pelican]

Fr

[buoyant falcon]

Its pointless talking to you even a wall would understand

[rich crow]

Dayum how ignorant Can you be, seems you didnt play game enough.
Also devs and helper are Always telling us to make tickets to report bugs, issues, cheaters

[modern compass]

The servers are working guys

[proper bobcat]

Servers works

[half sapphire]

Yes i dont play game 24/7 i have a real life.. maybe you should try it too

[rich crow]

Log

[valid halo]

Hi

[jagged spindle]

Finally works lmao

[kind flint]

We have here standoff shutdown before gta 6

[valid halo]

Is the game closed?

Because i get error when trying to login

[jagged spindle]

Log in now bro

[valid halo]

Thanks

[grim lantern]

I need help guyss!!!!

[earnest garden]

for me its working idk abt yall

[jagged spindle]

For me too

[grim lantern]

I am stuck in the loading screen and it says checking update data

[jagged spindle]

Log in one more time

[misty ridge]

The game was just shi

[north shell]

Fr

[grim lantern]

I did like 4 times

[jagged spindle]

Oof

[kind flint]

Okay thank you developers

[jagged spindle]

So idk

For me its working

[grim lantern]

Should I install so2 again?

Reinstall

[jagged spindle]

Do restart game one more time mby

Idk, i just did restart and its working lmao

[abstract turtle]

It's working

[jagged spindle]

Yep

[lavish turret]

uninstall and never install again

[grim lantern]

nu uh

[lyric pelican]

It's back

[jagged spindle]

Protip #1

[zenith wedge]

I want to play

[lyric pelican]

It's working now

[zenith wedge]

nah

not for me

[grim lantern]

Nah

[keen moss]

Imagine calling yourself positivity spreader when ur toxic and childish like that

Grow up kid

[jagged spindle]

XD

[keen moss]

Kids these days 🙄

[half sapphire]

Cry about it

[keen moss]

Another one spotted

[turbid turtle]

[keen moss]

Do your homework and get off the phone

Also u dropped this 🍼

[half sapphire]

Im already out off school

Gou without pfp

Guy

Nt

[keen moss]

Yeah cauze ur a dropout

[lapis arch]

[turbid turtle]

[jagged spindle]

Always

[turbid turtle]

[fading cloud]

[ancient vale]

bruh

[half sapphire]

Your mama dropped you on stairs and now you have some extra chromosomes or why tf are you still talking? Get a job ni**a

[ancient vale]

when tf is the new update dropping

[turbid turtle]

[half sapphire]

One battle pass just ended

[fading cloud]

Wait months

[keen moss]

Ur an adult and talking with such a low level vocabulary
And u say y finished school

Ur 12

Maximum 13

[ancient vale]

is it really true that the devs are trying to implement a workshop?

[strange galleon]

I think serves are back up

[keen moss]

Stop embarrassing yourself

[strange galleon]

It lets me in.

[keen moss]

Also it's your nap time 😴

[ancient vale]

imagine that, you could play any modes you want

so2 zombie escape

[half sapphire]

Bro you told me im a drop out, yiu are sweating here for a "discord drama" 😂 idk who is a kid here but you are funny

Show yourself big kjng

Cmon foud

[keen moss]

Bro i'm a grown man i'm 21

I'm just trolling

[turbid turtle]

Well maybe in 2/3 years who knows

[ancient vale]

9+10=

[half sapphire]

Bro is grown man and he is trolling 18yo on discord 😂😂😂😂 what a epic life you have

[ancient vale]

they said its more likely the next year

[turbid turtle]

"grown man" and "i am just trolling" together is crazy

[lavish turret]

we had a fight on the standoff server discord before gta 6😿

[turbid turtle]

Hmmm who knows

[ancient vale]

😬

[toxic stag]

i found a clan full of cheaters how do i report

[ancient vale]

report

[half sapphire]

That was a fight? Xd

[half sapphire]

[turbid turtle]

They need to work on the servers for that and as u could see today they have plenty of work to do xd

[ancient vale]

easy as that

[turbid turtle]

Do u have evidences ?

[dense thistle]

Eat someone already

[toxic stag]

check photos

[lethal jackal]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/clan/view/I448
This is a hacker clan idk how to report it

[ancient vale]

yeah, but one of the bloggers asked the dev if the workshop will be implemented to the game this year, they said its more likely next year

[turbid turtle]

That dont shows anything...

[toxic stag]

they started season 7

level 39

[lethal jackal]

Look the profile up

[toxic stag]

and their whole clan is full of cheaters

[lavish turret]

idk, this server is full of kids who want to offend everyone

[toxic stag]

we need so2 mods to ban their whole clan

their name is legit 'use receiving cheats'

[ancient vale]

fax

very true

[bleak jolt]

When Zeus?

[turbid turtle]

But u need video proff to report

Cause u can have a suspicious profile and not being a hacker or the other way around

[lethal jackal]

So they can just continue cheating😭

[ancient vale]

uhum

[ancient vale]

the anticheat will detect them

how many play hours they got

[toxic stag]

they bypass

[ancient vale]

in less than a week look again at their profile

[turbid turtle]

Not always

[turbid turtle]

There is a cheater with +2k hours

[half sapphire]

Def not me

[ancient vale]

really?

[toxic stag]

dms

[turbid turtle]

Wait i gonna send u on media

[abstract turtle]

I GoT frEe hAcks for YoU

[keen moss]

Send

[turbid turtle]

@ancient vale Check it out

I player vs him on a competitive match

[half sapphire]

Naaaah

That cant be legit

[toxic stag]

what you taalking about

the cheater clan????

[turbid turtle]

What i just send?

[toxic stag]

you saw dms????????????????

[turbid turtle]

@ancient vale Yes that was it

[toxic stag]

@turbid turtle you saw dms????

[half sapphire]

Yes

[viscid brook]

Yo bro @dense thistle

[olive iron]

@echo tartan go dm 1m

[turbid turtle]

Was on a server

[turbid turtle]

Well it is xd

[lavish turret]

man why you hate so much vk

[toxic stag]

i showed you on dms

[turbid turtle]

Oh ok wait

[viscid brook]

Dont dm whit me on app scam

Many pepole get scam bcuse this app bruh thats my problem

[lavish turret]

bruh, vk js like a facebook

[viscid brook]

Yes russain and all scamers use this app to scam

[ancient vale]

yeah

[lavish turret]

just dont use it, in a post you said you were going to report the app 😭

[ancient vale]

yep, but still at the end he will get banned

cause he played for 2k hours and now he downloaded a cheat so he wouldn’t get noticed by noobs

less reports

[turbid turtle]

Well lets see

Its been a wile since i played against him

[viscid brook]

@dusty citrus What is this strange question ???

[rough socket]

Meow

[turbid turtle]

Let me finish his idea

Do u have a father?

[viscid brook]

Yes ? 🤣

[turbid turtle]

What about a sister?

[viscid brook]

Have 2

😅😂wth

[turbid turtle]

Perfect then

[ancient vale]

more then perfect

[viscid brook]

Wtf you try to say be man and say

[half sapphire]

They are ours now

[viscid brook]

Banned soon

[turbid turtle]

He want to date Ur sister to have the same money as u

[calm river]

Huh

[viscid brook]

Lamo

Try to say somthing on my famly

[half sapphire]

Xddd

[turbid turtle]

[viscid brook]

Lamo its joke

[dull cloud]

Hello chat 👋

[half sapphire]

You have beatifull sisters.. but i want the queen.. is your mom single?

[viscid brook]

Thx for that

[calm river]

Nah bro imagine you say stuff and his sisters are young

[viscid brook]

Wait 1 min

[half sapphire]

Beatifull sisters mean nothing brother

[turbid turtle]

Jail time

[half sapphire]

But i have free candy

[calm river]

I mean age not how they look

[half sapphire]

[turbid turtle]

Ayo wtf

[viscid brook]

You keep took on my famly ?

[ancient vale]

AYO

[half sapphire]

Nah bro.. how old are your sisters

[calm river]

Amaral would you like some puppies

[turbid turtle]

Now he says 5

[viscid brook]

Giv me 5 min look somthing good luck

[turbid turtle]

They are in the van?

[calm river]

Yes

[ancient vale]

😈

[turbid turtle]

U girl or Boy?

[calm river]

Girl

[turbid turtle]

I want some puppies then

[calm river]

I got you

[turbid turtle]

[half sapphire]

How old

[calm river]

16

[half sapphire]

Dayum

[ancient vale]

u gotta wait 2 more years brotha

[half sapphire]

Next year im 20

[turbid turtle]

Doesnt matter if it has a whole

[calm river]

This year i am 17

[half sapphire]

Even better

[turbid turtle]

Perfect

[ancient vale]

im 17 already

[calm river]

Ong

[lavish turret]

wth is going on

[calm river]

Closer to paying taxes

Couldn’t be me

[ancient vale]

😫

[half sapphire]

Ok homies you can simp i cant

[calm river]

It is what it is

[turbid turtle]

I am 36

[calm river]

Crazy

[ancient vale]

🫦🤫

[half sapphire]

Boys activities.. your ig is interesting btw

[calm river]

Crazy

[half sapphire]

Wha

[viscid brook]

Next time dont try be cool kid

[ancient vale]

my unmatched perspicacity

[calm river]

Ong

[turbid turtle]

Still big and hard dw

[ancient vale]

shut yo dummy ahh up

[calm river]

@viscid brook we should fuse our inventories

The most expensive inventory

[half sapphire]

Im not even trying brother, trust me

[calm river]

Ong

[ancient vale]

goofy

[half sapphire]

Gold digger

Ahahahahahhaq

[calm river]

Bruh

I am more richer than him

[turbid turtle]

We should fuse our dna

[ancient vale]

😂😂

[calm river]

Nuh uh

[calm river]

Maybe

[viscid brook]

To talk about my family in such a rude way im not your brother

[half sapphire]

Me?

[calm river]

Than you 100%

[half sapphire]

What wad rude?

Was

[calm river]

I mean than @viscid brook

Idk

Is a speculation

[lavish turret]

chill bro

[calm river]

Take it as a grain of salt

[half sapphire]

Im not putting money in standoff so you can have better inventory

[turbid turtle]

[ancient vale]

fr

[viscid brook]

@calm river @lavish turret all good

But andre get banned from here today

[calm river]

I am and i don’t even play it anymore but the fun part is spending money in games and still having enough to enjoy irl

[ancient vale]

oh no😭

[half sapphire]

💀

[ancient vale]

was this a flex or what

[half sapphire]

Bro thinks he is gonna end up my life by ban

[turbid turtle]

Wow we really should fuse our dna

Trust me

[calm river]

Maybe

Or yes

[calm river]

I am good

[lavish turret]

lmfao

[viscid brook]

Kid you think you can talkon my mom and my sister like that no ijust kick you from here

[turbid turtle]

But i can make u feel even better

[ancient vale]

dont kick him admin, plssssss

[calm river]

Nah bro

That’s enough fr fr

[half sapphire]

Daddy credit card 😂 i have a job, one car and it is what it is im not gonna put money in so2

[calm river]

Bruh

[viscid brook]

Nah im not

[lavish turret]

i have depression

[calm river]

Ok

[viscid brook]

Ijust report him

[ancient vale]

no more talking

[half sapphire]

So what i said about ur mon

[calm river]

Opinion tolerated

[ancient vale]

8-2 for andre

[calm river]

Type shi

It is what it is

[half sapphire]

Xd

[viscid brook]

You stup kid

[paper tangle]

What the hell is going on man

[calm river]

Idk bro

They be hitting on me

[half sapphire]

Xddddd

[lavish turret]

bro chill man u r on discord

[turbid turtle]

If someone on this relationship gonna pull the trigger is gonna be me

[paper tangle]

Who’s losing

[calm river]

Fr who talks shi on discord

Anyway

[calm river]

Idk bro

[ancient vale]

that she was hot, and had a juicy ahh, and 2 big milki ballons

[calm river]

Nice profile

Rimuru on top

[paper tangle]

It’s meant to blind people

[half sapphire]

Go get some hug

[paper tangle]

[turbid turtle]

Who? I gonna kill him

[lavish turret]

NAH

[calm river]

I can blind more people with mine

[paper tangle]

Gotta make a report about this

or

we just simply give a warning

[calm river]

Idk

[paper tangle]

(I’d rather do warning tbh)

[calm river]

I am here to tolerate

[ancient vale]

flashbangs out

[paper tangle]

Nice profile man

Good thing it’s the morning for me

[calm river]

We got some servers in common

[calm river]

Is 16:45

Here

[paper tangle]

lemme do some American things and do it from my head

[ancient vale]

17:45

[paper tangle]

Damn 4 pm

[turbid turtle]

Where is "here" 👀

[calm river]

You tryna guess from where i am from

[paper tangle]

it be 10 am here

[calm river]

Yes

[paper tangle]

idk man

I can’t really guess where you are

[ancient vale]

argentina

[paper tangle]

I suck at it

[lavish turret]

india

[calm river]

Eh

[calm river]

Nope

I ain’t indian

[ancient vale]

pakistan

[turbid turtle]

London

[calm river]

I ain’t asian

[paper tangle]

Mid Eastern Europe is my guess

[calm river]

Well i am in the uk not london

Tho

[ancient vale]

romania, germany, switsterland

[paper tangle]

Ireland looks green

[turbid turtle]

Close

[calm river]

I live in england

[paper tangle]

Insane

[calm river]

Type shi i ain’t british

Lmao

[ancient vale]

just replace the t with a d and u got an indian accent

dond dell me whad do do

[lavish turret]

🥶

[paper tangle]

Gotta

[hexed igloo]

jumping is no longer legal

[calm river]

Sure

[lavish turret]

wootah

[ancient vale]

daddy, daddy, when i grow up i wanna be a pilod

[calm river]

Cya

[turbid turtle]

Shud up idiod?

[calm river]

Do any of yus got any game ideas

To play

[paper tangle]

[lavish turret]

osu

[calm river]

Uf

Maybe some other time

[ancient vale]

yo does that mediafire link work? just asking for a friend👀

[turbid turtle]

What link?

[ancient vale]

the screenshot that u sent “idiod”

[ancient vale]

#📸│photos

[turbid turtle]

I dont have it lol

[ancient vale]

i can copy it tho

[turbid turtle]

Go for it

[ancient vale]

the problem is that i have iphone

probably wont work

[ancient vale]

im already inside the link, im scared to press download tho

[lavish turret]

💀

[turbid turtle]

Why would u download on the first place

[ancient vale]

just wanna give it a try cause i never hacked

[ancient vale]

fr tho, who knows wtf is inside that file

[lavish turret]

why r u going to install it?

[turbid turtle]

💀

[ancient vale]

nvm, i won’t do it

[lavish turret]

for a moment i thought you were going to risk getting 3 trojans

[ancient vale]

it’s tempting