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I'm a

Is it just me or servers are dead
@stoic badge where are you bro
Please come back

I need a high IQ specimen to talk to
Uhh
hi
Why cant i join a comp game for 10 min
cause no one plays this game
Real
Bro
I swear on my mamahh
Adhd is caused by diet
If the metabolism is faulty in the body it will affect the brain as well, high insulin levels (to combat high blood sugar) also have a lot of their own negative effects, you also age faster by eating more frequently. Combine all of this, you get a developmental delay in multiple aspects of life, lower energy production overall, so you become "lazy" and just can't seem to keep up with things somehow. This makes so much sense, diet can also cause inflammation, chronic pains, irritable bowel, autoimmune diseases, lack of vitamin D compromises your immunity, lack of exposure to the sun causes myopia
The more time passes the more it becomes obvious to me that modern living is absolutely terrible
There is no adhd and drug treatments will not work better than changing the eating lifestyle
So many people are ignorant just because things are going well currently, what a dystopian world
Everyone focuses on the present, also because cognitive planning is affected
It's a self-sufficient plague
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I keep getting ads for junk food
No wonder
I'd get at least a game of allies here and there
Literally queued on my alt and only found 1 game
Humans are squeezed off of money as much as possible
From all angles
Including medicine
In the span of 5 mins
Or 6
Idk
If i go in ru we will be 4 teames with s1 0.20kd they will kick me
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Ok
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what is happening here

Xclan anyone?
Heyyy!
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I love my knife
Hey do you know that when will next update come?
It's here
Nice muriel
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Oh thank you , I don't no much English , iam jaoanese
Oh ok
Lol it's fun waching courage in japan
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Nab ๐ฆ
What knife
Jkommando Augusite
Bruh I regret asking
out of all the jKommando skins you like Augustite more??
i bet he just broke
Lmao
I don't have school
guys i need ideas for a combo
haii everynyan
Who's 'everynyan'?
everynyan
Ye what's that
Yo guys
dragon glass butterfly right now is standing at 1700,black widow at 1450,who is better no gloves? or i should buy starfall
Lots of people reccomenidng me that
idk it jus doesnt fit in my heart do u think its really worth it
They mostly blue and black tho
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What if i sell them mostly and decide to get akr carbon and shi like that
go dms quick
yeah imma keep that butterfly foreever
Im not planning to spend on standoff 2 again
Hey ๐
You could have a cool 70 copies of radiate heat graffiti
Yeah lol
Heyy guys
Me in a nutshell:
i said that too when i first bought a 500g pack
i invested 1k+ on my actual account ๐
I'm silver
I don't play competitive that much because my team is always noob
That's why I am on bronze two
Sometimes it gets good
wsg guys
What happened to me was i bought like 1k in 2022-2023 then bought 1k more in 2024 like jaunary then 10k in may
yeah
but
just play with friends or good people 
No friends moment
us
bro why does everybody join and leave
any guy who can speak english urdu or hindi join my vs pls
its getting boring
@everyone
do u know how much means 1k? ๐
1 kilo
does anyone have a promo code of standoff 2?
there is no promocode.
promocodes are given out on special events and/or updates or just as gifts sometimes.
and they expire quickly either due to a time limit or player use limit
sometimes on live streamed events they give promocodes that are limited to 100-500-1000... players
oh okay okay
i do
Does someone wants to play?
Iโm gold 2 in allis and gold 4 in comp
Write dm pls
I have 1.44 k/d
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i love snakes
@teal dome I had already reported a match on so2 website coz of 1 hacker in it using hacks .
I got no replies yet !
Moreover I want to report 2 more matches in which Hacker used hacks !
But I am not able to see any option to report now!!!
It shows my previous request!..... saying not seen yet ...
you can use our second site (https://intercom.help/standoff2/en/) to report violators.
please check your private messages (on discord).
Ohh damn it worked...thanks
I'm f2p
I work but I don't buy anything
In games yet
I plan to buy coin pack for 31โฌ that has 3000G coins,so i want to ask is it worth?
wait for next big update
Depends on what region you play
netherlands
cuz its the best ping
but idk
i reported some of them with video proof but still nothing hapenned
i didnt get my mmr back
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you will eventually
but they should 100% make bans due to cheating device bans
cuz these guys just keep making new accounts
i legit banned the same guy 3 times on diff accounts
Then join us
Nah dude i like butterfly animation more
i will buy g again dw im investing in deagle winner
Its price is going up
Meow
yea they should
give them ip ban
Motivate to do what
I gotta study chem, but im rotting my brain on dsicord cuz im ret**d
If you pass the next exam with 100% I'll give you 500 gold
cap
Imagine failing ๐๐ฅถ
i got exam too
just passed
DANG THANK YOU YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO MOTVATE ME!!!
Gonna study like crazy ๐ช
2v2 champion please
Hi
Hey
ofc
.com or li?
what ?
What site
sorry bro im french I did not understand this sentence
Eh wiwi
I have this clan former T2 EU clan
Tommorow is my 4th
Ohhh
you're getting old
Completed your preparation?
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Who?
Nah I wing it
I don't get accepted anywhere
I usually get 80-90 for everything but last term i got in 70's for some
Why
because I play PC
Damn
hard..
I think so
no I personally find that it is much more responsive and fluid when you have a good PC
Yes
Positive
I shoot at 240fps on constant so2 it's pleasant ๐คฃ
I don't get up to 240
Cuz U play mobile or tab
Yeah
I can go up to 400 but my screen does not follow after๐ฅฒ
Hi
I get around 200 or 190
you have mobile NASA
Bye guys
Fr I only get 60
60 its hard no ?
I don't have enough experience to play a real game of chess
Learn it
thanks for the advice
Why tf did they replace zone 9 with zone 7 instead of leaving both
They are smart
I didn't even notice till now
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I was like damn I haven't seen zone 9 in a bit even tho I don't like the map being hard T sided
Zone 7 is so CT sided on Allies
I haven't even seen it yet whenever I match it in defuse I leave cuz I'm too lazy to learn new maps
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But nah they didn't have to do zone 9 bad like that
do u have 3000g?
and depends on ur inventory
Yeah i have
Just tell me best glove n knife combo under 3k gold, idc about others, only need glove n knife
there is no good glove and knife combo without inventory
If u have a blue inventory guns a green knife and glove will not be good
I will build the inventory after with another 3k
How much are gloves neuro atm?
Just dont be green
Shatter tie die stilleto
And which knife do u like mostly
DONT BUY A STILETTO
5K lol
Had a stiletto before but not my fav
gloves champion with kunai snow camo
or gloves thug with butterfly legacy
onyx will look good too
Hello how to get promo codes?
Most people gets bored of it quite easily, like me
i had viper too
I had tanto frost and I got bored of it ..
So I bought viper and I am loving it ngl
i had tanto dojo
liked it at first then got bored
best knifes are kunai, butterfly, karambit and bayonet
Tanto is good but you get bored too early ..
Karambit and bayonet way out of range ๐ญ๐ฅน
that's why kunai and butterfluy are better
i kind of regret not getting kunai
it's actually so good
Yep
Butterfly the cheap ones are okish
I'm thinking to sell the bayonet to get both butterfly and kunai
dragon glass and above are better
And no glovr ?
Yep ..
Ohh Oki mb
Ohh nice man.
May i ask a question?
nuh uhh
Sure
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Are you having to wait a long time to find ranked matches?
I'm currently unranked and can't find any
Like 5 6 mins in Singapore server
Which server
I waited like 20 minutes in singa
with no matches
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How many matches have u played
7 ;-;
I'm getting placed in elite lobbies while my teammates are silvers
I recommend getting in a lobby with guys who have ranks ...
AVG so2 experience ๐ญ
It will happen until u get ur rank ...
They just testing u
it was 7-5 ๐
7 - 5 what .. ? Score ?
Ohh .. u talking allies?
yea
Ohh Oki Oki .. u will just have to wait to get ur rank for good matchmaking...
i c
And play with a friend ..
Randoms in Singapore are sheet
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It's like a story for every server tho. .
I don't have any :((
Well ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅน
Make in game friend at least...
They're all silvers and i can match make with them ๐
So u gonna get silver or gold rank ..
yea i expect g3
What's ur kd now ..
2.5 i think
Is there any working code?
sniper?
yes
Nope
server?
eu
500 ms ๐
Oh ok
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Yeah u gonna get g3 G4 then.
who wants to face a PC champion? European server
my allies kd is 2.69 ๐
Skill issue
gg
it's bad
what rank
How is it bad?
unranked
considering im elite ๐
ah
Oh
Unfortunately, there is no promocode.
Is the game error? Cause I can't find a match and had to wait for long time
Just update stuffs.
SAADHANAM KAYYIL UNDOO
I'll be waiting on the results
Greetings! ๐
Did you update your game version?
Ain't no way bro went crazy over 500g
Okay
But anything for motivation ig
I studied alat
Good luck
Tysm โค๏ธ
Any players from Singapore server?
Send playlist for me
me
jhesus
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the cat just mogged you
Send me playlist bro maybe 1 song good
i wonder how that cat looks at night
Especially when you had a nightmare
you don't want to know 
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Send tutorial how to make black sky
Meow
Bro should I bp or just buy stuff from market place ?
Tier?
unranked
Hi
Hi guys
hello
anyone knows a working promo code?
There are very less chances to get free promo code
oh ok
ok
Why bro what happened?
Ayo bro this is the best mobile cs clone ever
get better nettspend
Even its on top list
(playing valo on pc)
(cuz multiplayer experience is just better)
though 90% of the skin and community suck
just stick to the nice 10%
@unique plover just followed nightly tbh
Lol
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XD
ill send through the spy Alice Guo
Heyy where you guys from ?
Daa is gut
sweden
sure let me finish my game first
7 minits
Ok till then I'll dm you my id
ok
What's your ingame name?
brorde gott till specsavers
alr ill accept when im done
Sakura map should be revamp
Idts

It's better, why revamp?
Wide area of open spaces
Especially A site bomb
I think it will take a long time for the dev to change it
what is the best way to get a knife?
Just need to add more cover for the fight that should do it
spend money that's all I know
yeah but what should i spend them on like crates or buy a knife direcly from shop
Hmmm I would recommend directly buy it
okey bc they are so expensive
Cause it's a very low change for you to get a knife inside crates
Trust me even if you have a 50 black crates standoff just like "nahhh have fun with rare gun skin"
Kinda like csgo
okey. thx for your advices
Happy to help
alr cya
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no problem
i know bro no need to thank me ๐๐
Who do I thank then ๐ฆ โ
to me
happy may 22, 12:05pm 
i am still stuck here reviewing on who made the first horse shoe while listeningn to people talk

not nice positivity
I am watching a video about how the sushi that we know is actually american
i'm gonna go back to reviewing
i want to go sleep now
And it's actually called Californian roll
Ngl the vid is 13 mins long I am pretty sure that was all I needed to know
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More time for calisthenics
Me tooโฆ
you dont understand my hunger
Or Midnight hunger lol..
midnight hunger nd hunger
Hungerยฒ
Are you skinny?
That's-
Or lean
If not then you don't have to worry about eating much
average*
:sp:
i want to eat peanuts
Unless your average meals consist of snacks
salted peanuts and pistachios
Me lean
I said that because many kids including me back in the day were brainwashed to think eating must be done at least once a day otherwise u die
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Why was i so fat I wonder???!
Then probably u would be chubby!.?
In past
When
When u were kid
And always been 168
But it's not a good way to determine fattiness still
My bmi was I'd say about 30
Great u r working out now
Not just working out because it's not that simple
I mean it's in fact simpler than working out to lose weight

Lol
The body breaks down carbs into glucose
There's not a single cell that is made of carbohydrates
Or sugar
Ik this
Readed in biology
Insanely easy weight loss and muscle gain
Noice
I am working on getting rid of floaters
Eye floaters
If u heard of them
Mee to
Or saw them
Yeah i saw them
I am extremely certain long water fasting + autophagy will do it
Because they're made of collagen/protein
And technically they're damaged proteins
So autophagy will get rid of them as it recycles damaged proteins
And cells
Hence proven protien = bad
Nah
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I am also sure it was caused by high carb diet during childhood
And created through advanced glycation
From high glucose
Diabetes can even make you blind so no wonder it affects proteins
What floaters?
Sugar binds to proteins Through this process
Vitreous pieces floating inside the vitreous humor
I know what floaters are
Yes
Okay
Myopia is caused by lack of sun exposure and I was at home a lot
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Nah
Diet plays a role if u get cancer
Any kind, not just skin, u can be avoiding sun a lot and still get it
Cells repair themselves even from radiation, cancer goes into remission with autophagy, which repairs dna
You live longer because your dna isn't damaged enough to hinder repairing of damaged cells or preventing cancer
Living longer doesn't mean longer pain, u just get diseases way later
People literally don't just shut down "of old age" it's one organ or the other failing, heart, brain, aneurysm, etc, without any organ failing or dna damage you'd hypothetically live forever and healthy
You ever have/had trouble in school with learning, you try so hard just to pass and get distracted or lose motivation/energy, then you need to understand adhd is simpler than genetics
Because metabolism affects the brain as well for energy production not just the body
It's the diet that affects everything
Hi guys
We are born almost perfect, however you want to interpret it, it's the food we eat that slowly breaks us down over time
This is the simplest explanation and conclusion I've formed over the past 10 years of obsessive research
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@brittle knoll chick can i ask somethin
eh ig i cant
chicken bot?
Hey where did you get that?
searchin for players
go search for some devils first
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Oh em gee this chat is so AI powered
they are all dead
no thanks that channel is dead
So is the game
idk
Meow
can i ask you a question
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noope
silence!
the game aint dead
Yea uh
where is your motivation?
Hey where did you get that?
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awm gear?
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This chicken guy is so boring
yeah
idk anything golden
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You mean bmw bear?
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nah
About to shoot
brazilian pear
These guys stinks
i havent showered
I knew it
I will shower after calisthenics
Oh yeee
Sugar and carbs make u stink more also
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Sugar
Nice toxins from vegetables or other plants
eating make you poop
Btw
If u eat butter u barely poop
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It will only be mostly cells from the body
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Meat also is just protein and fat
It's logical that they will be absorbed entirely
Unless u eat fiber ๐คฎ
yes
We need an update
Yo when is the next battlepass?
ur bronze lil bro
but what if I was bronze 
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Then, what would happen if i had to say you'd be a bit bad in that case? 
(which isn't the case now)
Waiting to see how low radiate heat graffiti will go
Trying to get another 4000 copies
Maybe more If there's still any sellers left under 20
Yo who wanna play allies or compe? I play on smurf , i want good player
Pls suggest a good butterfly gloves combo
Starfall and shatter gloves
Shaphira and fossil gloves
Dragon glass and dragon glass
Onyx and legacy/firestorm
Ngl i kind of didn't remember that you had so much light in profile so i can say again
Xray and starfall
My eyessssssssssssssssss...
Templar and black widow
Burning fist and glitch
Im silver 2 on na rn
flashbang 
Sure
what color is a flashbang in real life

OHAYo
Ninja gooo
Ninja goooo
๐ฟsorry
GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE SOYER KAWAINE DANS VOS DREAM
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what
What that glitch of internet?
๐good night
Can someone explain to me what that glich of internet?
What did I come back to 
she is a great character and she is better than those meaningless anime characters that were made just for nsfw material... you know what characters im talking about
Indeed I do
@gilded flower I think I kinda get it after playing those few games
Will I continue
Yeah no
idk i dont play defuse
I know
I dont mind defuse being bad
I just wanna have fun playing casually
But I dont wanna try either but I have to 
Rank doesn't do it for me
Just a waste of time
i just spam tdm and spawn camp ppl
bros casual playing is better than me 100% focusing on the game ๐
expected after 4200h
only pros play arms race btw
I hate tdm
Like actually
everyone just uses the op guns and thats all
like
actualy though why would we use bad guns when we can use the betters?
I do like control point
Cuz I can just be a obj player
i didnt know it gives good xp
They should remove the lmg for fixing
i got 1700 xp from one match when i switched teams
Simple
it's like 5 mins too
It gives as much as defuse
bro that is like #1 on ranked
but defuse takes like 20 mins
When you're doing well*
Also true
today i got #1 in a 5v5 defuse game and i got 0 coins btw
i hate the way coins are luck based
Typical
yea but thats my record without switching teams i just get like 800-1000 xp
I'm at a point were I dont need coins bur I do understand ur frustration
(Was there at one point)
i also hate the way you cant get anything if you dont pay money
i played the game without paying money for 7 years and couldnt get a single legendary
i started paying money in 7th year and i have several arcanes now
outcast was the first pass that i paid for
and i regret it
i paid around 650 lira (which is the worth of 3k gold) and the skins i got dont even worth 1k gold
i see
does anyone here have antars png?
Add me id in bio
Why some players drop bomb
During gun fight
@velvet idol graffitii price low :(-
it's 13$ here in iraq that's crazy expensive
You knew it was gonna be a gamble...
Hello
Could someone give me a knife?
Nah
Hi
Meow
Rawr
Whatc you doing
Nothing much you
I'm just watching hollow knight
You cows
I watched so many series I'm bored now
Neither did I
$13 that's about 3 kg and a half of meat
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Sorry
I mean 7 pounds of meat
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I still have to watch last ep of jjk hunter x hunter
Sukana brain damage
And the new demon slayer season
Yuji 9 black flashes
Huh
Ohhh
??
The season 3 I mean
Give me a sec
Love hashira one
Have fun.... Guys.... And good luck
I gyatt something in my eye
I ll be back
K
Going to watch demon slayer
The latest season or have you not watched any?
Ohh
1100 and something eps
I just watch 1 or 2 ep here and there whenever I'm free
I watch 1100
I do that for every anime ngl
I'm using HiAnime
I also wanna watch konu subha the new season
I use that an another app
They haven't had a worthwhile update in a while
Hm
Why would you need an update on a streaming site?
Yuji vs sukana
Ik that already
I wish they do something different than the manga like dragon ball super did
Like what
I have 5 tabs on
They also did more changes
My tablet
Lol I have 25
Not that type
Any post on a new update or somethin
Add me for competitive id in bio
by yalls opinion
whats the rarest medal in so2?
i have the arcane veteran 2018 medal and it feels diff
2018 diamond is rarest
i dont think anyones got it
maybe 1 or 2 people
2019*
i got the 2019
ugh well its rare but not the rarest
and the dev has it only
well 2018 diamond is rarest
i think every dev has it
and they removed it
but beside devs
like ion have it in my inv rn
ur bronze lil bro
I just realized bryan johnson is a fraud
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The only valid things he's done is talk about autophagy
His aim is to prolong his lifespan as much as possible, the issue is he's vegan โ๏ธ๐ก
And he also showcases vegan recipes in his videos. How disappointing! There are many issues with the foods he's recommending, honorable mention to fiber
It's normal market movement
Will go right back to 20g
I haven't started buying round 2 yet
Will be getting another 3000-4000 copies
I am starting to doubt the benefits of lemons or trying to get more vitamin C from other sources than meat
I think the fact meat contains no vitamin C is actually misinformation
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How do you talk to support?
Head to this website, https://help.standoff2.com/en, and press the button on the bottom right to contact them.
Can Standoff be played on PC?
Yes through bluestacks but I don't see the appeal
On emulator y
Some ppl are more used to playing on pc
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I think its more like why play this on pc when it has a pc equivalent
switchin to iphone 14 plus how do i gain my sens back







