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Blowing up and blowing have 2 diff meanings
You gonna blow up
some good za
Aza you sould lay of the zaza


erm what the sigma
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πchise
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nuh uh 
slams cheese on the table cheese
Brother ewwwww
What's that
Ewwww
Scared?
It is something
dozed off by accident
It cant
I mean a \ to the alst \
It's a meme you dumb boy
Last*
@paper tangle new bp ?/10
better than the bundle ngl
8/10
I like the banners

add a β
Sus
Your a car you shod aet cheez and mais
_/ \_
Its also a meme dumb boy
I'm vegetarian
Nuh uh
cheese
Nice pigging
Chise
Ohhh yeah
?
I ate a ton of cheese the past days
@paper tangle comet line up fire af
its nice
There's a cheese with no sugar and carbs
no cheese
No

Yea uh
Garlock the Destroyer mentioned
Well i love to eat caws and chicken nuggets not going to lai man they taste great
si.
Niceee
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πͺ© dico club
BRO I KEEP FALLING FOR THESEπ
Meow
huh
Real πππ
24% fat of which 17% saturated
iamgine
πlemon πΌ
π©ahhhhhhhhhh
oiled cheese
How can you fall of a phone?
Pretty much even water they say its pure but it does have chemicals
Mmm tasty
Basically
This level of skepticism has no place
π¦ _ _
Put your hand on one side of the phone
Cheese is cheese .
And then jump using your hand
No
Thx
That's oil
πββοΈ shaking apple iOS ahh emoji
Also i think it was butter maybe
What oli did i here oil?
I'll double check tomorrow
Butter = Cheese = Milk
π€¨
Same thing
Hmmm
See
βοΈπ
My brain isnβt braining anymore
Is it not the oder way around
My Neurons died
Cheese is fermented milk
How is that even possible π€
Olid up cheez π€€
Way
He's a professional comedian so
You reverse the steps and bring it back to milk form
Everything is possible
Is that possible π€
I think you should just turn it into gold for easy profit
Ask a cow they know stuff about milk
Into diamonds better
Nah
Or netherite
Gold is more expensive
No so expensive gold
Diamonds are too small
Cheese a lot makes a lot of diamonds
π¦
But rarely found
π©π π¦ _ _
Hats off
Hat taking off break
Ahem gentlemen
What men?
Hard*
Ok
Dame this server is made so we can talk about the game and we are talking about cheez that crazy at this point lats start a revolutionββ and call it the cheez government
iamgine
You think
I think we should talk about yo
Yo mama llama
Yes
π¦
I might not have a brain gentlemen but i have a plan
Damm
Sounds good
Somehow doesnt sound any disrespectfull whatsoever
(i don't think: π¦)
Yo dada drives a lada
0-0
π π¦
You're hired
Tf if a lama
π π¦
He cooking
Fr
Yo mama drama
He cooking llamas
ππ¦
Dammm
Yo-
And i fakt your sister lara
Yo llama so fat he cant even do stuff anymore
π«
Yo mama Obama
Locally we have a llamma
Ok
Yo llama Obama
My mama ate obama while riding on a llama
π¦
π‘
Interested information
Sad the government
all the latest news live on so2
XD
β’οΈ
You seem a little off today?
Nuke in north Korea
Is it the drugs?
Iamgine
iamgine
lamgine π¦
ekberπ²
Imagination
Ekbeer π»π
π‘
I spend to much time on discord
Ekbeer summoned
Oh my joker effect is still here
They are multiplying
π¦
Yo mama mold
Im going to play some games bye guys
π
sold
I am so mold
Nah im getting my gans i can't take 2 chickens its alot
Obama so cold
Yo mamma so bold
πΈπ¦ ( π§βπ€)
Yo daddy got mold
Dame the chicken spet words π₯π₯
Spittin fax
yo mama llama
iamgine
si.
SIU.
π¦
You mean rye
Im keep it 99% real because I lie some time ππ
Ligma
What's ligma
Jeff Bezos is a buissness man
Give me some bad news
Your pig has died
Which one
He ran until exhaustion
Fake he too lazy
Don't trast the chicken he is unexpected
I dont need 2 useless pigs
He will eat the mods
You mean rigg
I mean fig
Nice pig
nice figging
You forget ligment
You mean ligament π
wearin π©
I love the pigment
Thanks
pigment
Your pigment free trial expires in 10 minutes
when you have too much pigments
Nice pigmenting
π― π¦£
Hello
Maaan lelelel
Isaac on this pigments
@ocean pewter kokodak still remains best fit for this frame
What?
So confused rn but ok
Pigtails π π π
Ok
Yeah
((i only say the most logical and context-rich things))
Idk what he is on about
Good for you
π
π¦ _ _
iamgine
Uncle Dragon
I don't see any n
Ask @uneven mortar he stole them
π
Autistic* but yes
Just you and me to infinity
π
truly a moment
One of a kind
One of the moments of all time
Any active promocodes?
pigment5684
blownfish
It's Easter and I'm gonna eat pork
Crazy
Because i don't care π¦
Mindblowen
(you are supposed to fast i think )
Eat π
Real sigma
π¦π‘
why are there 2 chickens
they multiply
You mean two kokodaks
It's iphone's fault
Otherwise there would only be one
π
these are the days of our lives buddy π
(the ._. One)
pluh
This is one message of all messages
π¦
pluh mentioned
cuh
i like your profile :3
i'm using this profile for catfishing
Crazy
Thats what every sane person does
iamgine
really?
She/they
i'll take it as a compliment
π¦
They/Pig
You/cow
nice pig
We/us :popodak_sigma:
iamgine
U cant send gifts here
iamgine
Boring
Skill issue
π
Well time to watch ohnepixel or xqc play cs
no
Because even tho i have an insane pc now it's pointless to play because of cheaters π¦
Buy premium
(wasted electricity)
iamgine
iamgine
Nice alt
play vlaornt π
but not worth
we are multiplying
Too much to learn
if balls are balls then balls can become baller
I just wanted a simple game
play kayo its just like csgo
Minecraft
They are even overconplicating cs too
Baller
They added a "dropped items" where u can select a dropped weapon from spawn
Auto pick up
And also some other things
play cs 1.6
Oh yeeee
no cheaters there I think
Or u can also play csgo but only on community servers I think
Fr
Cheaters are in every game fs
play
I would just play them because not cs2
R6
What about Plants vs Zombies?
π
Broski even cookie clicker has cheaters
Auto clickers arent considered cheating
play
π¦
world of tanks
Auto clicker aint the only cheat
play
Not enough action
roblox counter blox!
Fortnite
π
Cancer blox
Valorant
Too much egrils
yes
When everything else sucks I mean
Well yes but actually yes
woah technically yes
but
roblox has minecraft
Idk how u can hate roblox unironically tbh
Roblox is the god of all games
roblox has a version of every game
There are tons of games just using a similar style and player
It has everything you can imagine
iamgine
What a nice cow
the first day a new game got released, roblox already had a veersion of it 
Actually
does it have roblox
yeah they have roblox inside of roblox
how 
Game not released yet roblox already have it
fr
Iamgine not paying h1tler:bsdm bunker
World // zero
Mods put him in the gas chamber
Is one example
whats that
But I thiiink it just makes use of rthro
π€
hthe rthro kinda sucks
π¦
iamgine
Nice popular opinion
but

Roblox 2 better
i don't know about roblox much i just play it 
π¦
the last time i heard about roblox news is from 2016
What do u not know then
basically whats happeneing to roblox now
It's not that deep I remember the news just being about the community itself not game
Well rn?
yes
Yo
There was probably an easter egg hunt
oh yeah
If it's not still ongoing
si.
I didn't participate because no mood for roblox
it was kinda cool, it was a fun idea
There was another one in like
2020?
where is he at.
2020 was a kinda cool year to play it
its @pheobus
DAMN
@viscid juniper
PYTHON
iamgine
damn come here
How does that one song go?
you more pro at roblox than me
why u change name python
Tu tutututut
But I am afraid it gets stolen
These roads, of gyatts
Are catching on skibidi
what the sigma
dreyko tututu
π
π¦ π¦
Nice idea
I'll steal a game and only change a model
That wayyyy I am not putting too much effort βοΈπ
Its never been done before
@burnt ibex lets go chasing rainbows in the sky

But then they'll steal the model π€¨
Nice shoonging
roblox tycoon
Best game every made
Hands down
π
Who down for a Roblox obby
First one to finish it gets nitro
Lelelel
Double it and give it to the next person
First one to finish it gets 2 nitros
First one to finish it gets 4 nitros
Lelelelel
Double it and give it to the next person
π¦
First one to finish it gets 8 nitros
Double it and give it to the next person

π‘ π‘ π‘
First one to finish it gets 16 nitros
Bro I am dead
I could do this all day
Double it and give it to the next person

who is willing to donate me a nitro 
First one to finish it gets 32 nitros
Double it and give to next person
@stray violet
π‘ π‘ π‘ π‘ _ _
First one to finish it gets 64 nitros
Axaxaxax
@stray violet you heard him
triple it and give it to me
You have to beat a Roblox obby
π¦
nuh uh
why didnt bro accept the request?
Ialready did
Business is buisness
Of your choice
@dense thistle , take a look dms
Of my choice
(find an impossible one π π π )
take a look in the mirror and cry
Last stage is sending your full name, home address, and time where your parents leave for work
π
Alr whats step 2?
Good idea
Can't be bypassed with hacks
believe in god
π
Don't forget credit card information
No cap these instructions suck
And needs to be a valid card

Fr
nah these 2 give you motivation for anything
everybody look up
Gotta pay that uber fee somehow
π¦ π¦
Nice home visit for confirm
Mfw the card they sent declined on my purchase of $77,562.87 (I was testing to see if the card was real or not)
Step 2?
The swarm is here
Sounds
They found me
takeover norway
π‘ π‘
i mean what song
baby shark
i see
Step 3?
good
si.
ewalk days are over
damn mmr system
?
damn allies
for no reason in particular.
tf
youre not the noob i remember you to be
Chek photys
nuh uh
what.
I am not scaam
iamgine
Love how shi it is
Assetto Corsa Evo
What are they cookin
I hope it's modable too
love it when phoenix match with silver teammates
which server do you play on?
Standoff Literally a destroy mental game 
The dead ones
Singapore
@lament stream What doin
playing IS.
What's is
Could say arknight
true.
Aye dawg who wanna 1v1 shotgun only
why
Just fo fun
alr hit me up
Drop your id
20962226
Why are they 2 versions of u
I am multiplying ig
2 dogs
iamgine
dude ill be right back wait
I got that dawg in me
fr
ong
Where tf are you supposed to be located to be playing permanetly with 800 ping
the song name
Baby Shark by Pinkfong
Ggs bro
Lol
Fr
Phillipinesπ
Move out
You betta start flying to europe
Lolll
right...
Baby Gronk
Bro is 40% headshot good
unreal
Thats like huge
Im a newbie so does that count? I guess my enemies are bots
noooooo...
You need to keep yourself safe NOW
bro is playing on 3G in australia
THEY ARE BOTSS??!!!
Oh
Now u can't ever talk about how bad my ping is
Even tho it is
Go to the nearest nasa research facility and steal the wifi
also why is he muted
what did you do
itβs decently stable at least
Im playing 1G in the phillipines server
ππ Is there even a phillipine server?
Does that even exist
LOLLLL i dont even know what server am i using
You were in my game that means you were in european server
Oh
Why Is my game showing "check your internet" when it's fine and I can't login
my bad i tripped on the servers wire
π£
I am scamed....
How did you get this picture of me?
Thats an old photo of mine
real
Whos from asia here
asian people
Where are my asian felas here
All my fellas
Hey man check it if i have aim look at the photos section
10/10 wood banger
Dang
Need someone to play allies with gold plus and actually good at the game also speak English
All my fellaz
I'll come whenever i became gold or phoenix
Hello?
I need some help
I have OnePlus 10R Android device
It has 120Hz refresh rate
I want to play atleast 90Fps
But after I enabled it still shows 60Fps
What to do how to solve it can anyone help
I think lower your settings
did they remove the fable case yet
no, only sharp case was removed.
Like graphics and all?
Happy birthday
Does anyone know any promotional codes?
No sorry
To all my fellow fellas
They are not going remove it forever
Hellcat as a first car?
Hi guys
Heyo
I wish you a beautiful day and send greetings from the Czech Republic π
Can anyone help me with 90 fps my phone is OnePlus 10R 120Hz 12Gb ram but I have enabled 90 fps but it's capped at 60 fps can anyone help me
What phone is it
you can report the issue here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
It's OnePlus 10R Android
12Gb Ram
Processor - Meditatek Dimensity 8100 Max
Android 13
@pure ingot
What the hell is one plus?
probably why
The server prolly isnβt responding correctly to that phone and keeping it capped at 60
Every phone can hold 60fps
Who made it
Hilou
I don't know πbut it's famous Android brand in our country
Might help
Difficulty: Impossible
Meow meow sleep
Thatβs probably why
Neva
Who's geeked
Need someone to play allies with gold plus and actually good at the game also speak English
Alr
Surver?
I can play any usa sever ,Netherlands,Russia,France,Japan
Yea bro I can't sorry
Alr witch sever are u
Singapore
Oh ok
Yes?
Yes...
do you have his discord ID?
but how did he scammed you ?
you want?
1234183673063018556
this
is his id
they scammed me by saying that Kawasaki has a server "for tournaments" in order to participate in the tournament you have to install VK play and log in to their link, I did that and they accessed my profile in standoff 2 and sold all the skins
do you also have his discord nickname? (original nickname, not server)
wait im sending in dm this channel dosen't have perms..
π
I know...
thank god i do not use vk
Thank god..
you can report him through the tech.support site - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324062-i-was-scammed-can-you-help-me (if you donβt know his in-game ID, you can just tell the support team, that you donβt know)
2+2=5
No
Actually
Bro
What ifβ¦
Imagine your on standoff in the main menu and your with a friend
Your inventory has idk knives gloves
What if he grabs your phone quickly and sells your stuff
What to doπ
depends friends gender
Gifs not working noooπππ
I know how it feels manπ
I cannot even send messagesπ
did they change
the looks of the mode
it looks differe t
?
The what
Meow
iamgine
It's embarrassing
Cows would agree
Multi millionaire company can't provide this
Its difficult task for autistic individuals
Not really
Just better tick rate
32 is not entirely enough
Check #πΈβphotos for the greater good
Bro how you do it π ifeal so bed for you damnn...
The first thing I saw is soup
Good
Good
Healthy
Axlebolt ignoring the pro players request to increase the server tick rate is just immature
At least talk about this topic or say no
Money talks yo know
64 servers cost more so make sense
No way
Never heard of before
Ok
Is g22 monster a good investment
Bro my competative match isn't working
Imagine trying to scam someone for a online game currency
Like if you scam for my bank account or something I would get it
Hacking bank is difficult
Nahh not really I do it everyday
Nope that's just a you problem not for me
Weird how do i fix it
I would get it also if they would try to scam with at least 3000 and up
No idea tbh
But some scam for 50g
Just sometimes the crouch button is controlling the recoil
@bronze grove do u know how to fix
Hello I'm a cat scammer and i would like to have 10 mil gold
Now you highest gold scam is for 10 mil
To much
How about 1 mil
I got kids to feed 1mil is the best i could do
Dammm
This game sucks! I have 120 fps on other games but only 55 fps here
Skill issue bro
Skill issue
Try lowering your graphic
They're all low
For you special price 1k
If u would have said 3000 I would have considered it
Damm
Almost got you
I'll remember it in the next scam
I think i saw u on the other server before
I was on standoff 2 teams surver
I was one of the og
Why u left
Yea many people were like kick this guy
Hey
Ouu fr?
What's the best pattern of val oil skin
Aha okay
Hello guys.
Tbh the only pattern that would go for a lot of price are the one close to 999 or close to 1
Nerd vegita
that is not how it works.
usually it's the ones with the most orange on certain parts.
Yes it's because of no. Of pattern but there's a random pattern where gun looks best like that forsty Chaos awm idk something 400 or some patterns which go cover whole snake
It hard to sell skins on pattern based
@lament stream hello love.
Sus
hi adren!
how are you doing?
you okay?
I am ok.
<====3
Is it possible that your boost ran outπ
Damm
Hi does anyone here have experience or knowledge in cybersecurity
huh?
what.
yea kinda. Why
I was just look for some advice. Im looking to get into cybersecurity
Hmm well this isn't the right place to ask
Report the biggest cheating Kawasaki server in standoff 2
hi
Hello
π
woah
I was about to get gold2 and just like always i get Cheaters and i lost -60 bro had 32kils
Why standoof is so unfair
Even if u report him And the match will be canceled u wont get back u MRS the rank i forgot how it was called
Or when i have gold then people on my team have bronze slivers and the other team that im against in comepetive have champions and other better ranks
I hate this game sometimes its just so unfair
iamgine
@fringe lily i'm feel you bro
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He also had rgb
Probably youre a hacker too
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