#💬│english-chat
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U still play?
Nope
Most coaches you find don’t do it for free
iamgine
Sadly yeah
Im good but i cant hear footsteps and know where they are
a good player turned npc 😭
dont tryna tell me nonna dat
ive seen enough
😭
"don't worry, I'm the best" (0/0/8)
truly the best
Don’t quote me 😭
Bad game dw
We all have bad luck once in a while

@distant whale @distant whale
Skibidi sigma riZz ohio @distant whale @distant whale
omg

SKIBIDIBI
epoch
1 game u was 0/8
and 2 games u were movin mad
Don’t you get aim assist on phone


wheres the "skill only" in the game after that?
High ping all match messed me up for those
When my ping is good I’m not an npc
brah u been having high ping since the 2nd time i played w u
Ik
Not my fault


Now it matter for chess
iamgine
Bruh, my local server ain't finding squat for a 5v5 match. What's up with that?
How to hear the footsteps so u can kill them
turn up your volume
and wear headphones
Dont got headphones

si.
Then turn up your volume
wow
:podak_chewing:
🐔
popodakd is causing chaos
Nice pig
Meow
He is testing his new Bluetooth hands
green hands
Yeee
Equivalent to rgb gaming rig
iamgine
Ackshlly
Lil koko is holding the money they robbed from bank
🛍️ 🐔 💨 🐤 you flippingpig!
And kokodak is backing him up
Yeee
Kokodak is holding angle at the copps that came after them
While they're running away
Nice pigs
Another one!?
yes!
They are so unhinged!
What pigs!
Fatshaming
Nice shoonging
You mean 🎩ing
🎩
🐔
Nice covering of kokodak with hat
Thanks
I think he will not be able to get out
(actually he can just either float/fly or clip through so)
You're so told
I am calling everybody fat
I am so mold today
I mean I am so cold Wednesday
And also my back hurts
I mean the brie snack yogurts
can we switch weather
I thiiink
🐇
Increase pollution so the ozone layer gets pooped more, by increasing production of agriculture and artificial food manufacturing
🐓
That way alsooo more ambulancing also run around on street, with gas emanating from fuel burning, theeeen alsoo that will make heat radiation from the sun come betterly to the earth
chat gpt?
Alsoo I am so tired I mean tired 🎡 but waking up forcefully early is the best remedy for sleep problems I think I mean blink
Fix sleep problem and the standoof performance will also improve (nice on-topic)
Common for schoolers or workers but don't skip weekdays
No
🐓
Who
iamgine
did you login with gmail
you cant remove the account you started with
damn ok
yeah
Hello, I need some help here, Do I sell my Scylla for 2 boxes or shall I not do it?
Idk hence why I’m asking
Just askin'
Can you transfer skins from one account to another
you can
How
u can but its risky
yeah
some people have script to snipe
Isn’t that banable tho
u can sell the skins on the alt acc and buy an pattern skin from your main acc with the gold u got from bp
True
but u will lose 40% of the value
Didn’t think of that
40% better than 100%
well ye
Anyone wanna play
Play what
Comp
Which game
1v1?
Me?
I'm poor
Hi poor, I'm neev
Does this server giveaway pass
Nice to meet ya
Nope
iOS or android
I'm Android
You went to gold through android
Yea so?
I have seen people with 30 pfs reach legend
I don't use it
India
Bangladesh
Nice
What
Yep
Device?
Android
I asked about your device
Infinix
Mobile phone
Gt 10
Huh?
Yes
Infinix gt 10 pro
Is it good?
It gets the job done
Search on yt with the budget you have
Whats up!
Did someone can teach me to have good aim?
The training ground sucks...
Because i was alone on the map
To achieve good you goda struggle
I need train 1 vs 2 because in bronze my teamate always disconnected and never comeback
I only can win 4 round or less... If there 1 rank silver i have chance win 20%-0
If theres 2 player bronze 50%-20%
goda.
Goda?
Idk
goda
Idk what is goda... My english sucks
Idk either
Bruh
Is it wrong?
yes
What's right?
Gotta

Ohh
Private lobby
I think
Hi
I want to join a team but I don’t have any server can anyone send to me please
You can find team there: #🛡│clans
My acc is new
That’s why I no team need me !
@bronze grove
hi
can we go dms? i got a question
with a clip to send
Hi, sure
Serverclienttimeout for the 7th round in a row
My points are in the negatives
“Sure hope against these good players luck will be on my side” afk teammate + rubbish servers
My rank after calibration is ruined cuz of Smurfs
Ok
I thought you didn't play
devs need to do somthing about these servers im tired of having 30 ping and everyone else in the lobby on 150-200 ping PUT A SERVER LOCK SO NOONE CAN ENTER ANY OTHER SERVER THAN THERE OWN
ok what the hell is wrong with u
TIIIRED OF THIS BS GAME AND PLAYIN ON DIF SERVERS TO TRY AND HAVE A PING ADVANTAGE
Another one just lost
Lol
wym bro are you delusional
No i saw u crying
how is everyone else just fine with it
What u gonna do about it?
Your notifications are really different
What?
When you like replied to me there was another name and another pfp
What was it?
Ok so now the name was fine but there was a zero two pfp
Hi
I used to have a zero two pfp
It's a zero two pfp with white background
Let’s see it
Guys i was playing allies and i was fr lagging with 200ms when i finished i restarted game and walla i was banned idk why
Rooted phone?
Does someone know why am getting logged out of facebook in the game when ever i restart it
Same happens to me
Hmm search for it i cant explain . But if it’s rooted it’s against the rules and ur acc hard to be back
Idk i never got banned i have this acc for really long time
Anyone up for a chess match?
I can dm u screenshot i took
It means it's not the game from the app store
Nuuh it from play store i am android
I love standoff idk what ill do without it
That's crazy 💀
I cant play anything i have completed most of amiz8ng games on android only uncompleted is standoff soo
What games have you completed
Efootball-got best people gettable with max lvls winning mostly all games so i deleted it dls same forge of empires and many more i cant remember
Ark
Erm what the sigma
The heck when i run outa game i started playing subway
What FPS/TPS have you completed
Heck i even was playing pubg watzone and much more
Not neighbors?
And some Australian painter
Hey guys any mods online?
@bronze grove
What's wrong?
I completed fifa mobile but then easports ruined the game by releasing fc mobile
Was like 140 OVr
Then quit
Basycly i was playing allies and i was lagging really bad like we talking 200ms+
I got kicked so i reconnected game but we lost
Then i left game to rejoin hoping lag would settle
But i was met eith ban
Btw lag was soo bad when i rushed team and killed them i was teleported back to spawn and kill was not countiny
Idk what i did wrong
Someone suggested to join so2 server and appeal my ban and they told me to ask moderator for what server i should join to appeal i really loved that acc i dont want to lose what i worked for
Help bro I got a error on my emulator saying "our security system has detected that the game has been launched from a virtual space this is prohibited According to the games rules as virtual spaces are often used to breach the rules please start standoff2 without using one"
I need support right noww
I got vanned for no reason is server bugged or some on so2?
the other support told me to text the games support for help but what do I do where do I text the support and what do I type
Ngl this dumb
Never mind my ban @bronze grove it for some reason automaticly gave my acc ba k it was probably bugg orbsome 😦
:)*
@bronze grove help pls
It's literally telling you to play the game as intended.
dude isn't emulators allowed
On a phone, and not on a emulator.
I asked a lot of people they said yes
and a lot of people said yes it's allowed and sm people playing on emu and youtubers too
playing for two years on emulatirs
Haha banned.
💀
And people still get banned for using them excluding some YouTubers, and if I were you I'd start playing the game with a phone before you get perma banned because you played on a Emulator.
bruh so what do I do now it was a little Smurf of mine
why isn't it allowed?
like I asked alot
they said yes
Unfair
what about it
Dude you have a mouse and keyboard, while people have iPads and phones 
Rough
Get well soon!
ok so i will literally put mouse and keybored on my ipad and play..
u can do that..
:POV STANDOFF 2 IN 2017 🗿🍷🔥
only 2 matches are cnaclled
It's still unfair
300 minus mmr'
so is it fair to fight 11 hackers a day and onyl get 2 matches canclled
and only get 14 mmr back
???
There's a difference between the 2
dude i cant play on my phone cus im always fighting hackers thats why im on a smurf bro💀
and on my smurf im still fighting hackerss
"so I'ma emulate and get mad I was banned"
yeh cus i thought it allowed if it scus keybored and mouse then i can lit plug the keybored and mouse in my ippad would it differance?
Yes
💀
Bro wants to use mouse and keyboard while others use buttons on a screen
Smh
i aint even gonna rgue
argue
i thought its allowed and it wasnt
so peacee
iamgine
Hello,
If you want to report a cheater in the game and learn how to do it, please click on the following link to get more information: How Can I Report a Cheater?
Additionally, you can visit our main site to get general information about the game or to request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base
If you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We're happy to help.
Let us know if you need anything else.
iamgine
Yes
yessss
🐍
Mental breakdown in motion
skibidibi dooo
The one peace is real

He is stalking again
Fr
hello everybody my name is antonio and i usually wake up at 7 am to go to school
im antonio from russia
you care you asked
Ok, next I just need your home address and social security number (don't actually give this information)
go eat some hot potato to fix your accent!!!
My adress its 24 strreet mother russa beograd
🐍
Katuni kurvelesh
i like potatos
what your name
pineapple
I like mustard
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus
have you ever eaten pineapple @sage kraken
🐍
🤮
Im not canibal idiot
I like ketchup
Reel
with pineapple, the best 👌
I like mayones
Weal
do you like my mayones
Yes
AYO
1060*
No
Suggest any anime movie
Sword art online: ordinal scale
But you need to watch the whole first 2 seasons to understand it
i loive skibidi
riZzz
I can ty
Okay
Skibidi anime
legend
@rich crow @rich crow @rich crow FREE skibiDi
Thank you random person who isn't related to me in the slightest
we all have a skibidi connection
WHAT
Where
how do i receive role for my in game rank?
master elite legend
@silk moth
ya
si.
si.




How is the cheaters condition in the euro servers now?
idk i ran into 1
and then 2 cheater free
and got called out as a cheater
bc i was just pushing hella fast w 90%Hs rate

🥲
i think its much better now
youll defo run into some tho
@solemn ruin whats ur rank?
oh nvm youll run into quite a few
Allies*
yea
and they dont learn their lessons
get banned
cry abt it
and then they do it again

Go one the official website
Send them the video pruff
It ll works
For the ghosts
eh
idk
i honestly dont care either
since i never soloA
soloQ
unless im on a diff acc
if there were no cheaters and players who actually deserve their ranks
id soloQ my way to elite in allies
cuz allies is way too easy
Tough
i just rush

Running shoot in so2 deserve a weaken
ahahajajaj
theres actually countersrafing
strafing
It's rlly over powered
but for pistols like p350 or usp run n gun is too accurate
but i mean
those were supposed to be accurate guns
but AK and m4 r too accurate
especially the a1
So real
it straightens .2 secs after u let go of joystick
i played defuse and ranked like that
just run
let go of joystick
+3 kills to my stats
increase the ballistic scattering range will works out
i mean
they need to actually add counterstrafing
so its actually justified "run n gun"
Yo
Due to it's special accuracy system, some silver kid can make somany random kills🥲
if u cant win youll 1uit
quit
so2 needs players
#gohelpmagic_so2
Yea. Tbn it doesn't rlly matter to me
m4 needs accuracy nerd
nerd
nerf
thats all
M4 is too op
Btw do u have any suggestions that which server should I go if I wanna SoloQ in allies

no
bc soloQ in allies is just a nono
just find a mate
whats ur rank rn?
Still master
i got a friend whos like 1990 or 2k mmr rn
and hes grind allies
in Eu
u fron canada?
from?
Yea
Yo
@sour star are you gonna get legend role?
I gotta a friend who's from US
He is 2200mmr in comp
And 1950 in allies
I can introduce him to u
@sour star gg on legend btw
ive got many ppl added w 2.2k +mmr
its jothing special
for "real" legend
s
I’m 2587 mmr in comp and 2344 in allies
or pcs
nice jothing.
stop spreading misinformation
thenk🗿
It’s actually facts🧏🏻♀️

I’m the legend in wasting money on this game
Actually?
nah
No I got more lmao
2856 in comp and 2674 in allies is my actual mmr
Not boost
cheat
Pure skill
theres not a single person in mm thats 2.9k mmr rn
the max is like 2.6 or 2.7
Except me
I think you're gonna get banned if your mmr is that much lol
Not banned if I’m just skilled
Not a joke
Xd
And why would it get on ur nerves?
It gets on my nerves when you call me an npc out of the blue
Xd
not yet
hi


I got 25% on my literature test 2 years ago
I once got 2.5% on my religious studies test I kid you not
si.
whatsup cat.
Sup
I got a 1.7 on a bio test today
But
I've hardly been to that class
lol
Allies S4 i was gold 1 but i lost cause of friend np lf teammate
Server france
ID:89947087
hi Can someone help me ?
About?
Like when you swipe?
an hour slow and then fast
Did you try restarting your device
I use my thumb to pinch
I've already tried
and also and only on standoff
calm down
already tried
Then maybe it's the sensitivity
sensitivity:1.0
acceleration:0.84
while aiming:1.0
I use 1.81 both, 0.20 acceleration
I do not think
It's the acceleration
I'll see if I can record it and show it to you
Okay
calm down
I am calm
@shell bluff see the video channel
and that's how we talk in Brazil, and it's just slang
I don't know how to solve this anyway
Ohh I didn't know
Maybe ,,
Try adding sensitivity, and lowering acceleration
Try throwing your device in drain
OK
I am going to try
ok
Besides play on death match
Because of the corners and stuff
That's all i can help
@shell bluff same thing
Nothing has changed
and one day this was present in all the games, but it stopped
only in the standoff did it look like this
hi
i uhhh
@distant whale você pode me ajudar?
sorry
I remembered that you are not from Brazil
si.
can you help me?
abo wha
ok
I think you'll want a higher accel
thats my sens.
i can hear the picture
kill your muscle memories.
Never
dang.
This is 3yrs of muscle memory
u’ll w this acc-
damn.
default sensitivity is fine btw
no.
@rich crow still the same thing
been playing on the default since i was a kid
then turn it off dawg.
i never changed the sensitivity in my life its just fine for me
what?
How is that different?
ok
brazil
sorry
i ate earth
this isn't real how the hell is sp bigger than earth
sp is the same size as a yoyo
🐔
buying golds 1k-17$
If the acceleration is high the faster you turn the screen the faster it rotates, but if it is off this does not change.
u understand?
buy in the
lie
u lie.
my sense
ok
sens*
huh
If I had to choose between a 120fps iPad or a 120fps iPhone, I would choose the iPhone.
@rich crow thank you very much
resolved
still have some bugs
but you can control
thanks bro
youre welcome.
165fps phone?
nah
Why
120 fps iphone>>
165fps gaming phone>>
nah.

Yes
Let’s go play ranked?
I’m currently waiting for eastern USA comp to load up but it prob won’t load up
Like ever
But worth a shot
I would but my phone is at 16 (charging rn) and CaseOh will be live
omg
#📸│photos message 🦅 🇺🇲
U live in eastern USA?
Bad romance ? By lady Gaga
yeah
🐔
CaseOh is 10 minutes late 😡💢
Bora joga
no
Vamo rapasiada
you hsould be sleeping now!
don't make me get the belt

Stop being a bad boy and go to school
There's 10hrs before I have to go
🦅🇺🇲
Japan number 2
If my phone gets to 50% before needing to sleep I'll do a match of allies
I run faster than him
Kk give me ur id
you do know
he can teleport
so basically youre done 🦕
real
u can
Ru in USA
://
Are there any usa players here?
Who are gold 4 and +
Dm me if anyone here plays in USA
I dmed u
real

Singapore server anyone?
What server
sad guy from us.
Yeah :/
Every game
200 ping +
I alrdy posted in #📸│photos
i saw
It’s funny to see people with 59 ping crying that nothing is registering
Dang..
That’s insane
Even in my best server it’s like 50 😭
No jokes Oregon and California suck for so2
In Seattle Washington I had 100 ping in Japan which is rly good.. unfortunately I was there for one night
You come turkey and I will replace you
Wdym
I no no wanna go to war:((
where war
Turkee
Oh.. ig I come to turkey then
Btw do yk if there is like a world map that has the server locations placed on the map?
I wanna know where to move when I grow up 🗿
Gonna be nice playing with 1 ping
Moscow?
idk somewhere
I no no wanna go to war :((
next to the standoff company
New York should have good ping
Is axle bolt in France?
No?
Yeah ik
R
🦕🛸

Russia?¿
No
If I say it I will be kicked from English chat room and be transferred to Russia
Just use g translate
Mamu
🐔 
💵 🐤




