#💬│english-chat
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school
idc
bro want to mic up
He betta oil up right after
🔥

I don't know, but I think it's like for publicity for the school
nobody gonna get that on their feed be real
Thats genious level promotion
if i was a doomscroller doomscrolling at home for 4 hours straight id swipe that video away
theoretically speaking
who wouldnt
i am coming
what !
lets play
lol i just realized u sent me friend request 28 days ago
Alr
no my name
lol
and i was off 28 days ago
what did u do
towards who
everything that happened in history
😟
Forever then i appealed
The mustache guy
that aint racist then if u hate everyone equally
Okay okay
True
Wow
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
xddddddd
XD
You got something better?
Why did the old man fall down the well?
why
because he couldn't see that well
Thats a dad joke btw
why are these classified as dad jokes though
Cuz yo dad might say em idk
what about the dads of the dad
their jokes were surely different
Grandpa jokes idk
can't believe skibidi rizz is gonna be a dad joke in 20 years
Nah we all gonna die before 20 yrs
I thinks its around of amount of time
i am so tired
Sleep is an option
i mean its still an option after all
im not sleeping at school tho
Thats not an option
Vote kick you teacher
Full form?
Diabetes
Anyone wanna play allies?
Yes


Alright alright alright
💀
Get you sigma grind up
iamgine
Meow
I bait my team for free kills
🦕
Thats why hes the goat
Im shroud
and i am very proud
Every team needs someone like u
I agree
Good job
Thank you kind sir
U welcome madam

🐍
Blue popcorn or red popcorn
orange

Hi
Turquoise Popcorn
you googled that word
Yes
Hahahahahaha
2
You don't like any?
Oh i see
Turquoise is a mineral
i hate gold @opal bison
Check #📸│photos
You take the turquoise popcorn, you get kidney stones
Real
atleast they're pretty
Pretty bad
but pretty
🦕
They named a color after that rock
Sound shady
love me like you do
Build a furnace
🔥 🦐

Ooops 🔥 🍤
Nooo
:sauropod_fried_shrimp:
Karidyeee
Thats ilegal
(only erf members will understand )
Glad i dont
Real
Can we use gold buy Gold Pass LV?
No way they're using mee6 or dyno to delete them
They are dangereous
They are 5 steps behind
(it will just say missing permission when trying to post)
no
dont
do not
Kill

@safe granite owhh,so i just wanted buy some few level
Chicken
Me
@bronze grove thats was me,i just want asking if we can buy level with gold
you can only buy levles, if you buy the extra +25 levels buying the battlepass
Level? What do you mean?
You meant Gold Pass level?
Press the down arrow then "Leave server" button
Ok thanks
🐍
@bronze grove

Where i can cover up my face
To my DM
Pillow
Don't cry i am just a freak
🎸🐡
so only the one with +25 levels in the battlepass right
I love Chicks
Its offer, also you can buy +50 level
can you
Reel
we should make a virtual band with ekber, kokodak etc.
and make ai generated rock musics
for them
It will be ear cancer
Ai is brainrottering for creativity
2024 is brainrotting in general
Because ai advancing
Also maaan
Ipad kids just got realer
Skibidi toilet rizz
Like 3 year old ipad kids are real
Dad takes ipad away "games! Games! Games!"
(for 5 minutes continuously while occasionally screaming)
((the parents also don't know how to say no))
(((occasional "games" but in english 🐔 🐔 🐔 🐔 )))
I aint readin allat
Oh yeah, the worst part about that, these kinds of kids even say the n word
You gonna get me banned again
its kind of annoying
mein child (if i ever have one) will never have a phone until the age of 15+
Well then it's deserved
7355608
Not really
i mean for a child
Bro this child at some point started going
"n word" (repeatedly but also broken)
Brb
Lets check
:ez:
@rich crow check dm please
Wish it was urs?
This happened on a bus also 🦕
whatthehelll!!
The dad was also
I mean like had like braids
🐔
Imagine what that ipad taught it
Spaghetti Bolognese
Rød Grød med Fløde
Oh yeah another thing
I also heard at first something about
"no games but I can put cartoons"
There's a big problem with the youtube kids app if that's what it is
should be quite the opposite in mein opinion
There's some very disturbing content that goes through and is being mass produced (Elsagate)
they can play some games with parental control
7355608
Who even does that
That's just parents who can't say no
Also I thiiiink
did you ever heard about "responsible parents"
I AM loking active teamets for allies mod
But i chuse gold or iped
🤨
Can som hellp me

right on your words
I had to stay the whole bus ride until eventually the bus driver went up to the kid to act as a police man who was going to arrest her
🐓
Never
Personally I would've started arguing with the parents
samesame
🐍
No no no no
The ipad is the real problem
Just take it away forever
It's time for rehab
(it's literally like a drug)
they can find some other activities to do with childrens !! (if they have enough time)
Nah naaah
Tsk tsk tsk tsk
They need to spend their own free time they regret throwing away so early
Because these kind of parents are always a bit too young and dumb
I would leave as soon as i can
thats an another option ofc
what i meant is there are so many other options that better that ipads
etc.
I didn't leave because the busses come every hour
🦕 🐔
And I didn't really feel like it
Also if I waited 1 more hour a store would close also
🦕
No
🐘🐍
sorry
🦕
🦕
Nice snake
now he transformed into a sauropod!!
He ate a lot and is now fat
real
🇦🇱
🐋
🐳
🐡
Nah it just spawns in your inventory after some time
Spellelelelelelel
Nice agrade Nice
REAL
being a pilot aint easy
Anyone comp?
nah it's easy
just press w
then rotate with mouse
i quit the game
a long time ago
das a msgs from yesterday💀
it didnt load bcy wifi shut
and my ipad didnt reconnect

school, not fun anymore, idk
xa
has anyone gotten the battlepass knife yet
Aint no way bro
I got a
One of the seeds that fell in my sink sprouted through the metal sponge
🐔
U can't make this up

ugli nails
This thing definitely rooted
😭 😭 😭
How did that happen
Why'd you gave him lemons
And didn't clean the sink much
Are you restarted
I am forwarded
Bro
Bro is a drag queen
rebooted
Game launcher settings
yæs
💅🐓
And now
delete
Not working
Google it then
What is this what am i looking at
WALL-E type of post
Plant in a shoe
type
of
message
@bronze grove i need ur help
🌱
Yeeeeee
Humidity + seed
🦕
I took it out and planted it in a pot
I really want to do gardening/farming
🦛
How did he turn white 🦛
Unreal
Answered)
Ok sending some report
Meh android
🐡
Guys i have invited to skibidi rizz party in ohio
4/4/2044 4:44AM the freeze death of the universe

My neck hurts
My ears profusely hurt
🐡
🐡 🐡
my awareness of time space and sound are becoming distorted like the noise
I think you need some cryocore
Thanks
Thanks for the thanks
adren.
typing the bible
did i just see adren typing.
:blowfish_lookingatthepersontyping:
damn.
Baible wat is that
give them the message, they have about 24 hours to respond. the guy who designed the mini and the x5 needs his royalties. if he is not paid, we will start by blowing up all bmw showrooms in the uk and then we will move on to germany.
The Holy Rizz Bible
Hello, should I use acceleration or no? I use a Samsung A05 phone
For Sigmas
🐔
Like Skividiii
Skibidi boook soon
You mean baible
so true adren.
Book abouut how to riZz
Maaan
greetings, my love.
you are not frutigercore
you are an adren.
Should I upgrade to 10 nitro just for this server?(real)
Hungary skibidi Do do doooo doooo
🦕
you can use me.
No, the server is scheduled for deletion in about 47 hours and 23 minutes
🐓
the guy who created the standoff 2 server needs his royalties.
Nice shoooing
Hi
the guy who made the amen break: (died homeless)

anything you want, darling.
I wanted to use nitro emojis
idk.
And make very funny comedic laughable combinations
bye for now.
goodbye adren!!
just break tos and use free discord emoji plugin
have a nice day!
bye
Wouldn't that be client-sided tho
Actually
yes
i think in poopcord there was like
Or pngs
I think u should not mention the [ redacted ] app
Because discourddd will not like it
u mean the owners of the server
I don't thiiink
🐇🦕
idek if its still beingu updated
🐇
last time i used was in 2021
🚐 💨
Well nonetheless I'm sure it just uses the emoji pngs or gifs
🐓
Which doesn't work here
The point is this server limits nitro emoji to 10 dolla nitro
yes but it also has an option for just text and only people with the same app can see
i wonder how farfromweak newest video like to dislike ratio is doing
🐓
😹
He seemed a bit like
cringe
to attract woman u first need to shower and do proper hygiene, well no sheet
I think
i think its a paid voice actor
or something
His advice is for like the weakest weaks
its not him talking
🦕 🦕 🦕 _ _
that price for a course that will apparently supposedly teach you to get "financial freedom" through "faceless channels"
and get "rich quick"
it was funny seeing people get mad
yea and apparently also extremely poor people from third world countries, although i think his target audience was supposed to be lonely men from america
so2 servers down?
Yeah
I subscribed to his newsletter and sometimes he'd be like "press this link to confirm you still want to receive"
After some time he just keeps sending now
Ump 🇩🇪
Akr12 🇷🇺
Val 🇷🇺
Scrim 21 write pv
True
Skill issues
why the game have to much hackers whats problem these days
they manage to find holes in the system
the game stole 307G from me
how?
Go photo
Anyone wanna carry me ?
me too (300 gold) but it was tax😂
Search the mechanic
Ex
si
Skill issue
Si
nice typo.
Meow
Me?
Are you down
I can in like 20 min
I don't even check them 🦕 also nice time traveling
Atleast you don’t come into full clan premade in non-rank defuse matches
Hawe everyone link to the wneh i am scamed
Thanks
@trail needle you just go to the options and select i have issue with purchase
or ingame bug
hi
They are say we can’t return your in-game items
@sour star
what ?
Gg standoff 2 is scam me😠
ok
I miss 300 G to new knife
And the game say we are don’t give you back the item ,but we are ban the player who is scam you (wtf is this they are scam me ) bruhhh the game is broken don’t buy anithing (info)
i cant understand a word of this
Fabber
ok you got me
(nice calling out)
i do understand the words
but i dont understand the sentences
man
Nice wadooding
bro.
What do you call a lizzard that repeats it self?
A gecco, like echo, get it? Gecco echo?

💀💀
No need ty
help me rank up
dms
Hello does anyone know why i cant purchase gold from the standoff2 shop
the https://store.standoff2.com site is only for Russian players.
Why is the discord enlgish but the game russian??
is there any online store for SO2 ?
The online shop is way cheaper than ingame
but is this official ?
yes
you can enter the store site from axlebolt website
How to obtain the nameless collection skins??@teal dome
there is a small chance to get a Nameless Collection skin when the Competitive match is over.
oh, okay.
Big Meow
Sheesh
😟
I'm new to the game
say another
mfw when u ned to pay for staying alive
Any advice for a new player??
can I buy from website from slovakia ?
Hi im slovak
Keep playing
😮💨🇸🇰
what the helll
what skin should i invest on to get profit later on?
Heat stroke
get well soon (i dont know if it's the correct word for it but you get it)
Temperature here is 43°C
no, it’s only for Russian players.
My aim is bad 😔
🦕
🎩👌 🦕 _ _
Hats off to you sir
Ngl SwiftKey's suggestions are perfect for recurrent texting
Obsessive compulsi- omggg ocd
5° here
🐍
Take some of the temperature from here
Meow
Hello, can someone give me a configuration to play well???
🐍
Who want 1v1 in standoff2
what is the point
what is the point
You'll get more comfortable if you play more, it takes time
i stay up after my bed time
Here's hoping
Unranked
Last season?
Unranked
Bad boy
Comp?
Never played comp/allies since season 2
What level u got?
*3 I mean
I'm on level 51 rn
Been playing since 2020 buddy
U got a acc created on 2020 with low lvl
Back then leveling system is capped at level 50 and reset
Before they reworked the leveling system
U got a acc?
im a bad boy and girls love it
Without counting the resets been done I think I'm at least on level 130 something
Hello is me
Is someone interesed to buy 50 slots clan
No
It will not help you really because that's the thing you have to build and everyone has a different configuration which suits there needs
Asian scene is dead?
@dense thistle m new and I just wanna join one Asian clan
U got any servers and stuff?
Nope I don't really have any
Jesus christ I just came back after a year of not gaming.. What happened to breach and coalition models? They look so bad wtf. Coalition looks like those generic scifi soldier asset you can find at sketchfab😂 the breach looks okayish but why the gas mask lmao.. Gosh. It was a downgrade from what we had before
Took you long enough
This is not critical ops lil bro
Oh
I played c ops competitive
How to go there
Bro took 3 years to write that
And c ops is so bad now
Idk
Thanks for informing
He might be onto something
I'm bored
Go to sleep
Enjoy being bored
Idk bro I ain't God
skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
Imagine having such broken English that it took me 10 min just to understand
imagine having so broken english you dont cooperate with your ally in allies 💀
What??? Wdym
russians
they invade all servers and they dont communicate with their teammate
I'm looking for a clan for scrim tomorrow
Sugi pula ba
sharp case is still going up?is it worth waiting?
How much are they rn?
112 or something
100%
I'm about 1 year it will be 1000
Nahh
how long will it take to reach 200?
Scorpio has like 3 or 4 and it 200
maybe and a low estimate was said
There's also nothing good in scorpio
??
yo what are the best glove knife combo
Sharp will go up on a much slower pace because a lot of people have bought it
It depends on how much gold you got
It's the usual wait time for an item in standoff
could be more could be less
Autumn and frozen m9
i just want a good one
Weird person
it doesnt have good animations
Geometric and the purple jkommodo (however you spell that)
you mean floral?
yeah
Lol bro gave up
why jkommando
thats a nice one
L pepe 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺
Bro is asking "why that one" after asking for suggestions
I'ma slap you
neev?
Umm
i mean i could do even close to 10k but it needs to be nice
and not get bored of it easily lol
like butterfly
The green Spinniny knife and the green finger cut gloves
Finger cut gloves dookie
what knives and gloves yall got?
Fossil
bro i had fossil and frost tanto
I don't got any lol
Only ones I can think of are m9's
Lmao
Rip
why u like m9 so much
Just do
there are many good combos if you have a budget of 9 k yk
i would pick almost every knife over that
Just buy whatever you want damm
even flip
yeah i would
i would buy and sell skins every week
if it wasnt for the 20% comission
breh
Which knife do you like?
You can find like 100
100k
kunai, stiletto, flip, i got bored of butterfly but that works too,
Yea
A lot of mid knifes but
I'm looking for a clan for scrim tomorrow
Cap
Bro is out here rubbing salt on my wonds
🐴
what a nice pig I will make sure to purchase
On a heavy discount of 1 gold
yall play on emulators?
No
what an excellent offer
Yea
bro i swear stiletto is so underrated
W
i was thinking of getting blue blood but its 10k nvm
Akr tiger with phoenix stickers
Geometric gloves and digital burst m9
too colorful
💀
yeah bro
Hello hello
Autumn and snow camo
maybe
1000>
^^
karambit?
Kunai
oh yeah that would be cool
Or karambit if you prefer
Boring
Here's a great gloves and knife combo
Gloves Shatter 1100 G
Stiletto dark shiver 1000G or
M9 bayonet dark shiver 3100G
why are autumns so expensive
Yes but ssshh
No
chat gpt
BORING
All mid af
Ok let me find the names and come back
yall think i can order autumn gloves for 214 G and get it?
Nope
No and I don't understand how people do...
yeah
By the way gloves dragon glass and butterfly dragon glass are the best or not
I got fire storm rn
@rich crow yoooo
You take 9yrs to message





