💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

on what game

[brittle knoll]

I've seen the news about ai too

[rich crow]

it was already bad in 2021

[brittle knoll]

Cs at least

[rich crow]

in csgo tf2

[brittle knoll]

But ngl, I think it's just valve's fault

They are literally on a vacation rn

🐓

[rich crow]

when tf2 new update 🥲

Real question is when is Linux update

[brittle knoll]

Never because it doesn't bring in crazy revenue anymore

[rich crow]

they update constantly

im pretty sure

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[rich crow]

its a community right

and open source

[brittle knoll]

Open source

[rich crow]

tf2 aint open source

[brittle knoll]

Tf2 more like the ...

The flip

[rich crow]

2

🦕

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[cold trout]

Tf2 is not saveable

[rich crow]

this also

[brittle knoll]

Nice "2" hat

[brittle knoll]

I think he wasn't serious

I think (🐇)

[rich crow]

when linux 2

come on guys

[cold trout]

Cant even play tf2 without getting shot by a sniper that constantly doing 360

[brittle knoll]

Yea

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

I might get a crazy pc in the future

[rich crow]

cant wait for PC 2

[brittle knoll]

I already have some plans

[cold trout]

Chess 2 when?

[rich crow]

someone did that already

[brittle knoll]

Found a good rig I might get

But has no OS

[cold trout]

Still on beta test then

[brittle knoll]

Gotta learn linux hard

[rich crow]

no i mean as a joke

[deft ermine]

Yippee the game is screwed again

[rich crow]

like someone did as a joke

not that im joking

[brittle knoll]

Was it 4d?

🐓

[rich crow]

just search on yt

by oats jenkins

[cold trout]

Is there new stand off update that i had to wait another week to release?

[rich crow]

he also made other 2s of other things

[stoic badge]

Standoof skin batter than csgo skin

Who aggre with me

[rich crow]

Batter.

no

csgo better

aggre.

[brittle knoll]

Man nice shooping

Learned more 2d chess than normal chess

🦕 _ _

[rich crow]

nice pig

[devout bobcat]

🐡

Puff

[brittle knoll]

𓆡

(🐡🚀)

[devout bobcat]

Nice blownfish

🐡🤺

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Nice tickling

And he's giggling

[rich crow]

🤨

[devout bobcat]

Hello Alex🦛

[rich crow]

hi zharming

nice poll

Nice

[devout bobcat]

It saw the light

[rich crow]

Now I know it won't even be in chat until a mod deletes it

[neat stump]

hello

[sour star]

🗿

[atomic socket]

Unreal

[sour star]

[inland solar]

Guys, does anyone know how to fix the sounds in game? now

[cosmic garden]

hmm

[dense thistle]

Meow

[keen estuary]

Wdym?

[inland solar]

?

I fix than also thanks

[vagrant ivy]

Yeah I do hear ghost sounds sometimes

But the enemy is not there

[rich crow]

There’s a hacker in my game

[inland solar]

Set your sounds in setting

[rich crow]

How do I ban a hacker what button do I press to ban someone ?

[inland solar]

Gg

[rich crow]

@rich crow we got 2 updates?

[lament stream]

[sick crater]

@scenic crown

[paper tangle]

Just go to this link and press the button on the bottom right to contact the Support Team, there you can file a report for someone using cheats.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.

[analog bramble]

leave the game, then click disconect

[analog bramble]

are cheaters banned manually

[lament stream]

yeah i ban them.

that's my job.

[analog bramble]

nah cuz sometimes they get insta banned

[paper tangle]

Some are banned manually and some are banned automatically

[analog bramble]

when i report them

[analog bramble]

like bots are banned automatically ?

[paper tangle]

Just some not all

[sage tulip]

yo

do you have any sbmm on standoff?

my games are not as simple as at the start of the game

[rich crow]

Bro hacker is auto win games ?

With out killing ?

How ?

[knotty violet]

hi

[opal bison]

I like the most this skin #📸│photos

[dreamy marlin]

Does anyone know what happens to graffiti after using all of the applications?

[analog bramble]

whats bonus score

i just got the gold veteran medal

and now i get sum extra score in games

[proven pelican]

Guys

Does someone have this problem, i wanna play with my friend he plays on ios, he updated game and it says that he doesn't have updated game

Like it says that i have updatr but he doesnt

[lament stream]

they just released another update.

[proven pelican]

When

[teal dome]

👍

[gentle flume]

so many hackers in the game 🙂 so bad game

[analog bramble]

whats new

[teal dome]

today.

[lament stream]

nothing.

[analog bramble]

💯

[paper tangle]

again

[lament stream]

yeah.

[teal dome]

you can report them here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[proven pelican]

Did it came on ios?

[teal dome]

yes

[paper tangle]

(its already out)

[proven pelican]

Its not

[paper tangle]

true

[teal dome]

0.28.4 is already available on iOS.

[paper tangle]

[proven pelican]

Bro, how... i just tried to play w my friend

[lament stream]

[proven pelican]

And it says that he need to update it

[lament stream]

just tell him to update again.

not that hard.

[paper tangle]

says here that 0.28.4 was updated 12 hours ago

[bronze grove]

Clean clean clean clean

[proven pelican]

But he doesnt have option to update

Just open game

[lament stream]

that is his personal problem.

[lament stream]

misinformation!!

[proven pelican]

Looj

#📸│photos

[paper tangle]

unreal

[lament stream]

yup, exactly what i expected.

axlebolt won't let him update.

[paper tangle]

nice "misniformation" btw

[lament stream]

him specifically.

[paper tangle]

[proven pelican]

So what should he di

Do

[lament stream]

he should pay them.

[proven pelican]

Wait?

[lament stream]

10 turkish lira.

the game is paid now.

[proven pelican]

xd

[lament stream]

he needs a premium account in order to update.

[lament stream]

fake.

[paper tangle]

i wanna eat a donut and there's no donuts

[lament stream]

i'll give you my donut.

[paper tangle]

I'll get cereal instead

[lament stream]

sad.

[cosmic garden]

GRRRAAHH

[lament stream]

GRRRAAM?

Gram?

the co-author of Ragnarok?

[glad jetty]

Wsp

How are you guys?

[rich crow]

what about a better anti cheat reporting the player does barely anything

i shall report a player and in maybe 1 week to 1 months time he will get banned

it takes awfully long

Yo guys is there some promocodes

??

[teal dome]

developers are doing everything to improve the anti-cheat.

[rich crow]

would know about how long this shall take?

an estimate would be fine

[lament stream]

patience my friend.

[stray violet]

2 years at least

[rich crow]

because i know the devs have been working on this for quite some time

some months

[rich crow]

patience for how long mate

another year or two?

[lament stream]

for as long as it's needed.

[lament stream]

don't like it? play another game without cheaters.

as simple as that.

[stray violet]

And he deletes my messages because I'm telling the truth

[lament stream]

it was the automod.

literally 1984.

[pallid galleon]

i want to kms

[lament stream]

[pallid galleon]

i cannot believe to any reasoning that a gold 3 can even get on silver's lobby

[lament stream]

wait til you hear about masters in silver lobbies.

gold ain't nothing.

[jagged wasp]

its common

huh

[pallid galleon]

wasn't the like new update about matchmaking?

making it uhh

[jagged wasp]

it was 😆

[pallid galleon]

easier for new player's

??

and what's easy about it?

[jagged wasp]

idk maybe for game bronze is newer player

anyways i think many players are in silver

[pallid galleon]

bc of the matchmaking

yeepie

[jagged wasp]

bronze to silver is so easy for me , but to gold

[pallid galleon]

whenever they started updating the matchmaking they just ruined it

it's becoming cs2

but replaced the cheat problem with 50% cheat 50% master's in silver lobbies

❤️

[rich crow]

Yo guys is there some promocodes???

[lament stream]

redeem it for free cannabis.

[pallid galleon]

now legal in germany

[lament stream]

🔥

[teal dome]

UFC300S2PRO

[rich crow]

Doesnt work

[lament stream]

[rich crow]

Maximum limit😭😭

[bronze grove]

[bronze grove]

Cat

[rich crow]

I cant rendem it😭

[lament stream]

car.

[stoic badge]

Mw sory ok redeeeme

[bronze grove]

Pho

[lament stream]

Tur.

[bronze grove]

limit exceeded

[bronze grove]

Braning

[teal dome]

unfortunately, it was last promocode, but you can read our article about promocodes - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code

[bronze grove]

Braning

[lament stream]

Braning indeed.

[rich crow]

😭

[paper tangle]

its just links in links

[lament stream]

@paper tangle @paper tangle @paper tangle

LOOK.

at this.

[paper tangle]

Imo just wait until a Tournament is mentioned on #🏆│tournaments and wait for a CyberSport Livestream happens on their Official YT page to get promocodes @rich crow

[dense thistle]

Ello

[paper tangle]

gato

[lament stream]

gato.

[rich crow]

Ty tx

Ty

[paper tangle]

np

[rich crow]

So this is yt chanell

[safe granite]

[cosmic garden]

GRRPAAOW

[rich crow]

Cyber is live rn

[gilded flower]

kibersport

[inner pollen]

anyone here from nepal?

[lilac ice]

Critical ops is better than stand-off 2

[rich crow]

Is there any punishment for ppls who force us to join their clan?

They reported us for harassment cus we didn’t join them

[lament stream]

report them back.

[night swan]

lmao

[gilded flower]

ban for not joining clan

[paper tangle]

what the name

[drowsy swallow]

Why is settings not working?

Anyone know how to fix?

[teal dome]

please, update the game. the bug has already been fixed in the newest version 0.28.4

[paper tangle]

copy and paste goes crazy

[teal dome]

[rich crow]

Yo when is cyber turnament over?

[lucid egret]

who want allies, im gold 2im good

[rich crow]

I didn’t even waste my time checking their pf

[rich crow]

I don’t rmb

They’re so toxic and just threatening others

[rugged trail]

Hlou

[keen estuary]

I think I know how the sounds are broken

Ghost footsteps go brrrr

[lament stream]

because it is easy.

[rich crow]

@paper tangle i watched full stream and there is no promocodes

[paper tangle]

" just wait until a Tournament is mentioned on ⁠🏆│tournaments"

[rich crow]

Ok

[sick meadow]

Who is responsible for this ridiculous game?🤬

Full hackers 🤬🤬

[old kayak]

Why is game dead? I can’t find any ranks

[sick meadow]

Noobs kids don't know how to play👊🤬

[lament stream]

[zealous wren]

Yoooo guys

What's uup

[noble dagger]

[haughty yarrow]

[hollow drift]

YALLL

MY CRUSH TOLD ME SHE LOVES ME

W OR L

[lilac ice]

L

[zealous wren]

L

[lament stream]

L.

[zealous wren]

Be Sigma

[lilac ice]

She’s faking

[proper bridge]

L.

[hollow drift]

ye that is what i thought

[lilac ice]

It’s a L

[hollow drift]

lemme break up with her

[lilac ice]

LEMME EXPLAIN WHY

[proper bridge]

She probably w your homeboy cl

[hollow drift]

thanks yall

[lilac ice]

LEMME EXPLAIN

she’s gonna say that

The next day

[zealous wren]

Break her head

[hollow drift]

SHE TOLD ME SHE WILL BUY ME BUTTERFLY LEGACY

[lilac ice]

Gonna laugh at u with her friends

[hollow drift]

W OR L

[zealous wren]

L

[lament stream]

L.

[zealous wren]

Only dragon glass

[proper bridge]

L

[hollow drift]

a okok

[lament stream]

dragon glass + punk.

[proper bridge]

Tell her bayonet dragon class or you can't fw her

[hollow drift]

right right

plus she 6 so

so ez

lemme tell him

[proper bridge]

😨😨

[zealous wren]

Him :/

Hmmm

Fameboy

[proper bridge]

Him??

[hollow drift]

yo done

[proper bridge]

💀

[hollow drift]

OH

I MEANTTTTT HER

[proper bridge]

Nah chat is he trippin?

[zealous wren]

DAMN

[hollow drift]

HER

[zealous wren]

L

L

L

[hollow drift]

she told ME SHE COULD M

BUY ME AK TRESURE HUNTER ST

STATRACK

W OR L

[proper bridge]

L

[hollow drift]

wtf

how is that L

[zealous wren]

L

[proper bridge]

See why she trying to buy you treasure

[zealous wren]

Only 6 years ak

[hollow drift]

dam

[proper bridge]

Your the treasure king

Omg

[hollow drift]

she is 6 years old

[proper bridge]

I'm putting you on game

[hollow drift]

dammmm

[zealous wren]

Damnn

[hollow drift]

game is game ykyk

[zealous wren]

Any gold wanna boost 🙂

No no moderator i joking ofc

Dont ban ?

[hollow drift]

ye dont ban him

have mercy on him

[zealous wren]

Fr fr

[proper bridge]

My Boi lacking

[hollow drift]

nah jk

ban him

xd

ok yall

u have 2 choice

[proper bridge]

W

[zealous wren]

I am women :((

[hollow drift]

butterfly or karambit

[frozen cargo]

Karambit ig

[hollow drift]

bro is women

[zealous wren]

Butterfly

[proper bridge]

Butterfly imo

[hollow drift]

..

[zealous wren]

NOT BRO IDIOT I AM SHE HER NOT HE HIM

[frozen cargo]

And guys do yall know any promocodes that works

[hollow drift]

ur he him her she

[zealous wren]

U are idiot 🙂

[opal bison]

Guys do you like m40 monster stattrack?

[zealous wren]

Es

[proper bridge]

Your not him

[hollow drift]

fr

she is him not HIM

[frozen cargo]

Do yall know any promo codes that works

[hollow drift]

ye but i forgot

[proper bridge]

😭😭

[zealous wren]

Yes

FREEGOLD30000000

[frozen cargo]

Can you tell me some

[hollow drift]

xd

[agile sinew]

Hi

[frozen cargo]

Bruh you messing with me

I'm fr

[hollow drift]

yes

[proper bridge]

Bros scrunting

[lament stream]

SO2cannabis.
redeem it to get cannabis.

[zealous wren]

And code freewhgivemeorban gives u wallhack

[opal bison]

Abdurazakova

[hollow drift]

rightright

yall

got question

[zealous wren]

L

[frozen cargo]

@lament stream What's cannabis

[lament stream]

cannabis.

[opal bison]

Weed, ganja

[proper bridge]

Talk yooo shiii

[hollow drift]

my 6 year old gf told me she could buy me 10 mil mansion every skin on so2 andddddd slaves

[lament stream]

that kushite kush.

[hollow drift]

w or l

[lament stream]

🔥

[frozen cargo]

Still don't understand whats cannibas

[proper bridge]

L.

Cuz why she want slaves

[zealous wren]

I find step father

[proper bridge]

That's weird

[opal bison]

Are you pedo? 6yo gf

[hollow drift]

i asked her can u buy me slaves

[proper bridge]

Her dad in the kkk

[hollow drift]

shhhh

[proper bridge]

Oooh Nika 💀

[lament stream]

let's get his ahh banned.

[hollow drift]

naaaa

jkkk

[frozen cargo]

@lament stream Does the promo code work?

[zealous wren]

BAN

[hollow drift]

brooo

[zealous wren]

BAN

[hollow drift]

why 😦

[lament stream]

it does, in fact, not work.

[hollow drift]

i was joking bro 😦

[zealous wren]

[frozen cargo]

Bruh

[hollow drift]

plant vs zombie on top

[opal bison]

Ban

[proper bridge]

Don't ban him

[hollow drift]

yay

[zealous wren]

BAAAAAN

[proper bridge]

Put Nika in jail tf

[hollow drift]

...

[opal bison]

I report him to the fbi for real.

[zealous wren]

Fr

[hollow drift]

wha

[drifting dust]

Joking about dating a 6 year old is kinda wild 😭

[hollow drift]

dont use caps

[opal bison]

I will report him for being pedophile

[zealous wren]

OK

[lament stream]

WHY NOT.

[proper bridge]

That's what I'm saying lock bro up fr

[hollow drift]

u will get banned i am fr

[drifting dust]

And throw away the keys

[zealous wren]

BUT WHY

[opal bison]

Do you like m40 monster?

[hollow drift]

..

[lament stream]

[hollow drift]

beside jokes

u will get banned

trust

[frozen cargo]

Can yall tell me some promo codes that work

[hollow drift]

i cant

[zealous wren]

Axle is my dad

[hollow drift]

srr

[lament stream]

is it sema or turan.

[proper bridge]

That's like beating up the elderly and then telling them I'll pay your medical bill

[lament stream]

or is it you aza.

[zealous wren]

Never get banned

[opal bison]

M40 monster

[hollow drift]

who is axle

[lament stream]

hmmm.

it is not sema.

i'll guess it's turan.

[zealous wren]

Axle

[hollow drift]

ohh its name

yall

what u rather get 800 gold or 1000

[lament stream]

i'd rather have 4 originium rn.

[zealous wren]

6 mln

[hollow drift]

same

[zealous wren]

Perfect

[bronze grove]

me

[zealous wren]

Tuuuuraan

Its backk

[hollow drift]

who is turan

[lament stream]

i already knew it.

[zealous wren]

Random

[bronze grove]

Dudeee

Firing

[hollow drift]

a ok

TURANNNNNN MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOW HAVE U BEEEN

[safe granite]

Anyone else having issues logging to alt

[bronze grove]

Be relax

[lament stream]

what!!

[hollow drift]

how u doing

[zealous wren]

Turan why u bot

[bronze grove]

What's issue?

[zealous wren]

Why u dont have 3000 mmr

[agile sinew]

[bronze grove]

Turks always says you are NPC

So thats true

[safe granite]

I can’t go over to sign out, to login to alt

[bronze grove]

Some days being troll some days NPC

[hollow drift]

who can help me w homework xd

[bronze grove]

Can you send video about issue?

[bronze grove]

Good

What about you?

[lament stream]

your gf can.

[hollow drift]

bad

[lament stream]

[hollow drift]

stop taking jokes far plz

[zealous wren]

Fr xddd somethimes carry somethimes bot somethimes baiter somethimes boosted

[hollow drift]

(she is 6 so she cant)

[bronze grove]

Who?

[lament stream]

the gf he claimed to have.

he says she is 6 years old.

[safe granite]

Kinda hard since I’m on pc, cba downloading record program

[hollow drift]

and its joke

[hollow drift]

j-o-k-e

[zealous wren]

BAN

[hollow drift]

stop caps

stop using caps

[zealous wren]

WHY

[lament stream]

can you turn off the ping when replying.

[bronze grove]

Its better send it our helpdesk

[hollow drift]

ur gonna get urself banned

[zealous wren]

MY KEYBORD IS BROKEN I CANT

[hollow drift]

a ok

[hollow drift]

how

[lament stream]

blocked.

[brittle knoll]

Hey Turan, nice pigs

[bronze grove]

Chicken.

Chickeeen

[hollow drift]

.

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[hollow drift]

ok its disabled i think

[bronze grove]

Chicken chicken chicken

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

🐡 🐡 🐡

[lament stream]

🤺

[brittle knoll]

:blownfish:

𓆡

(rejected popping)

[lament stream]

🐇 i think.

[west ridge]

Hi! Anyone know where can i get any promocodes? Are there any or?

[hollow drift]

ur user

[bronze grove]

There is no promocode

[brittle knoll]

Damn my left eardrum started vibrating for 7 seconds

[cosmic garden]

BOMBOCLAAT!!!!!!!!

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[lament stream]

BOMBOCLAAT!!!!!!!!

[hollow drift]

yo everyone here have knifes?

[west ridge]

Oh okay thanks!

[brittle knoll]

Like I can compare it to some 15hz bass

[cosmic garden]

GRRRRR PAAAOWW!!!!!!!!!!

[bronze grove]

Np)

[lament stream]

🔥

[bronze grove]

Everything is ok?

[lament stream]

yes my friend.

[cosmic garden]

everythinging

[lament stream]

we are chilling.

🍺

[bronze grove]

Chilling

[brittle knoll]

Nice pee

[cosmic garden]

chill

[brittle knoll]

🍻🐓

[cosmic garden]

calm

[lament stream]

the pee mug.

[cosmic garden]

calm

[lament stream]

🍺

[cosmic garden]

calm

[hollow drift]

k bye yall

[west ridge]

If there will be any where could i get them? Do i need to do something... or are they just announced in idk annoucment...

[hollow drift]

hope yall have good day

[bronze grove]

Someone buy nitro for me

[zealous wren]

Ban

[bronze grove]

@lament stream Oi

[cosmic garden]

begginging ising forbiddening

[lament stream]

begging in the chat is forbidden.

[cosmic garden]

☝️

[lament stream]

[bronze grove]

Just write code

[bronze grove]

Nuh uh

[lament stream]

yuh uh.

[bronze grove]

Yuh

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[zealous wren]

I can show feets

[brittle knoll]

Nice petting

[bronze grove]

Cchhkien

[lament stream]

turan!!! crush his skull!

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

@rich crow

[lament stream]

[brittle knoll]

My eye hurts

[lament stream]

remove it.

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[zealous wren]

Turan scared myself

[hollow drift]

well welll welllllllllllllll

[brittle knoll]

🟡

[sour star]

[brittle knoll]

Removed

[lament stream]

hi james.

[brittle knoll]

Wait

[zealous wren]

James so2

[brittle knoll]

< )
( < /
> >

[bronze grove]

Lets punish him!!

[brittle knoll]

There u go

[lament stream]

it's good that you got your account back!!!

[bronze grove]

By

Me

[sour star]

[lament stream]

yes!!!

[brittle knoll]

Nice eye removal thanks

🦕 🦕

[zealous wren]

Fc Barcelona ofc

[bronze grove]

Np dear chick

[brittle knoll]

< )
( < /
> > you flipping pig!!!

[lament stream]

hungary.

[zealous wren]

Turan when profesional so2 team?

[bronze grove]

whenever you like

[zealous wren]

But profesional like a Virtus pro

[brittle knoll]

I think I want my eye back now pls

[bronze grove]

Nuh

[brittle knoll]

Maaan

MAAN

:/ ::::/// //

I mean ./ ....//// (1 eye missing)

[bronze grove]

:

[brittle knoll]

Nice missing mouth

[bronze grove]

Try again

[brittle knoll]

Also I thiiink you mean 😶

[bronze grove]

Nobody saw

[brittle knoll]

Nice missing shout

Also I think you mean 🪐

[bronze grove]

Already

[brittle knoll]

𓆡

[bronze grove]

Chickken

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[cobalt ermine]

Bruh is rainbow set gonna removed ?

[brittle knoll]

For realllll

Bro I invested in 2022

Gah dammm

Remove it already!

[zealous wren]

Vote ban Turan

[brittle knoll]

(we talking about stickers right?)

[cobalt ermine]

Idk there is a offer in store

Yep

[brittle knoll]

Yeaaaa

What a nice scam

[cobalt ermine]

I hope so it to be removed but I need a official source 😭 waiting

[brittle knoll]

If they don't until june comes, then it's gonna be lgtv pack

🐓 🐓

[cobalt ermine]

😂😂

[hollow drift]

messi or ronaldo

[proper bridge]

I thought you got banned

[hollow drift]

oh yeah i forgot

i got banned

xd

[proper bridge]

Nikka

[viral musk]

Bro I got gold purchased my account

At 7 years

[hollow drift]

hm

[viral musk]

3 dollars

[brittle knoll]

My knee hurts

🦗

🦎

(jumped)

[hollow drift]

messi or ronaldo

xd

stop yappin

[viral musk]

Messi

[brittle knoll]

I think

I thiiiink

[viral musk]

Heh

[brittle knoll]

🐇

I thinkinggg over here

🐇📡

[proper bridge]

[brittle knoll]

Ronaldo

🦛

(think complete)

((thinking ears(antennas) retracted also))

[proper bridge]

[brittle knoll]

🐡

𓆡

[hollow drift]

u sure?

grabs knife

[brittle knoll]

Yeeee

/ __ • )
| ( __
\ __ __
/ |__ | /| _| \ 🦕

(special translation for iphone users)

[feral citrus]

erm

[brittle knoll]

Man

[brittle knoll]

Why did u grab a knife it's dangerous

Actually bruh

What's more dangerous than a knife

I'll tell you

Flossing thread - it has the potential to slice your hand if you tense it enough and then pull it across your palm

And the logical scenario where that would happen is when you attempt to try to snap it, thinking you'll succeed (you won't(kinda sliced the skin on my pinky trying today))

[lament stream]

[brittle knoll]

I was lucky i didn't pull harder, coulda hit a vein

🦕 _ _

It becomes more razor sharp the more you pull it

It was so clean it looked mechanical bruh

Atom slicing

(is this too descriptive?)

[cosmic garden]

daym

rockandroell

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[lament stream]

rockingrol.

[cosmic garden]

rockingingrolling

[brittle knoll]

Nice fast paced content

Tiktok scrolling moment

🐓

My stomach hurts

Time to fart pooooot

[lament stream]

imagine consuming such content.

[cosmic garden]

dmam

[lament stream]

[brittle knoll]

I will now eat

[brittle knoll]

Why consume, create

[cosmic garden]

greetings

[brittle knoll]

Yo mama llama

[lament stream]

even worse.

[cosmic garden]

yo lama mama

[brittle knoll]

🦙

And yo dada drive the lada

🚍

[brittle knoll]

Yo drama Obama

[brittle knoll]

🚬🐡

[next ocean]

i accidentally bought nitro for 105 liras

so

one more month

with cugara

[brittle knoll]

Nice piggling

Also you mean țigara

[next ocean]

real

[next ocean]

idkkk

[lament stream]

cugara better.

[brittle knoll]

You meab

Meab not mean

[lament stream]

bira.

[brittle knoll]

Cigar

[lament stream]

[next ocean]

cugara or tigara(with the coolest t i've ever seen)

[brittle knoll]

Nice bere

[next ocean]

samething!!!

[brittle knoll]

Youuu meaaaan

(idk other languages)

🐓

[next ocean]

i love balkan languages

[cosmic garden]

balkan

[brittle knoll]

What's cugara in

[next ocean]

they have the coolest letters

[brittle knoll]

Spanish?

[lament stream]

ñ.

[brittle knoll]

Brazilian

Portuguese

[next ocean]

cigarrillo???!!

[lament stream]

cigarro.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[lament stream]

cerveza.

[brittle knoll]

Nice zorro

[lament stream]

[brittle knoll]

Man nice core memory unlock

[next ocean]

me when rakija

[lament stream]

me when bira.

[brittle knoll]

I really enjoyed the zorro platformer games on java phones

[next ocean]

rakija better!!!

[brittle knoll]

It was a game series

[lament stream]

so true.

[brittle knoll]

And speaking of platformers, there was also

A generator rex one

Pretty good pretty good

(i may be wrong about the os it was on, and this one was for android instead)

[next ocean]

i downloaded stardew valley on my phone

such a cool game

i have 4 popodaks

and a farm

[brittle knoll]

What genre is it

Farming?

[next ocean]

farming rpg

i guess

[brittle knoll]

I used to play farming on facebook when it had browser flash games

Shout out to farmville 🐓

[next ocean]

i used to play that facebook farming games

[brittle knoll]

What a nice pig

[brittle knoll]

Nice cigar inhalation break

I mean cugara

⌚🐓

[next ocean]

Real

[brittle knoll]

Do u actually smoke irl

That would be a little hilarious

[next ocean]

nahh

never

[brittle knoll]

🐡

I was thinking u take a sip every time u send the emoji

[next ocean]

also I am allergic to nicotine

[next ocean]

xa

[brittle knoll]

Real

U have so many allergies it's crazy

Peak turkish diet (they all come from it)

[next ocean]

i love mein genetics

[next ocean]

frfr

[brittle knoll]

It's not genetics

🐡

Or not entirely afaik

[next ocean]

i see

i guess it's about the cheap turkish meals

i ate so much cheap doners.

idek if they really using chicken meat

or

something else

[brittle knoll]

Pollution also does it

[brittle knoll]

Yep there's your answer

[brittle knoll]

Oil which is toxic to humans

And causes inflammation in the gut

Too

From gut starts allergies to foods

[cosmic garden]

i said what i want

[supple hawk]

I WAS LITERALLY 10 MMR AWAY from champion and then, 3 matches in a row i lost because all of them had hackers...this game broo...

[cosmic garden]

i do whatevwr i want

[next ocean]

It took a while before I realized this

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[next ocean]

and start eating healty

[brittle knoll]

Fast foods cut a ton of corners

There are also btw

[next ocean]

iloveeggs

[brittle knoll]

Actually what does it is insecticides

I forgot

Many pesticides act as antibiotics too

[supple hawk]

Im counting up money for fun

[brittle knoll]

And turkey has less regulations for agriculture (than europe)

And there's also oil for inflammation

[cosmic garden]

And im poppin these percs just for fun

[brittle knoll]

Killing good bacteria in the gut

Plus grains are abrasive/corrosive

(abrasive, because corrosive is used for acid damage 🐓 i think )

[next ocean]

recently switzerland removed the mineral water brand Beypazarı (which is a turkish brand) from their markets, because it has so much boron

i love eating borons

[brittle knoll]

I think there's good evidence everyone develops allergies to foods over time and not born I think

[next ocean]

and microplastics

[brittle knoll]

Lelelelelelllel

I bought a cast iron pan

[supple hawk]

Look,comin live from the
Coming live from the one out the five

[brittle knoll]

It took me a while to find out what it is called in romanian

[next ocean]

xa

[brittle knoll]

I think it has a specific name in turkish too

Also it's supposed to be the safest to use

But you need to season it with a fat

(i mean definitely not oil like normies say)

[next ocean]

we're calling it demir dökme which means cast iron/pouring melted iron

[brittle knoll]

To create a non stick surface

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

Should not have a non-stick alloy

Just pure iron

[next ocean]

realest

[brittle knoll]

Mine is a little funky ngl

Porous

If that's the right word

Very Rough surface

[next ocean]

i have to make a chicken salad for tomorrow

me when school meal

[brittle knoll]

Nice salad made entirely of chicken

🐓 🐓

(real)

[next ocean]

real

with some turmeric

garlic

etc

[brittle knoll]

Nice goobbling

Shoobbling

[next ocean]

shaabalabadoobing

[brittle knoll]

I want to only eat meat and drink water

It's too hard

My brain gets bored too easily

Can't even do it for 3 days 🦕

[next ocean]

i love primates

[brittle knoll]

I get so frustrated

[next ocean]

they're just like this

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[next ocean]

eat meat find water

[brittle knoll]

Lucky

[next ocean]

go hunt some mammoths

and come back to cave

[brittle knoll]

Ngl there's no evidence they didn't eat fruits too

🐔

[next ocean]

ofc they were eating (at least imo)

[brittle knoll]

I mean depending where different groups lived

It was at first based on location

[next ocean]

but you know it was little too risky

"guys i'll eat this plant, if i die dont eat this"

[brittle knoll]

Fish - living near lakes
Meat - idk
Fruits -idkkk lol

🐓

[next ocean]

mewhe keyboard

when*

[brittle knoll]

Eventually they discovered agriculture

[brittle knoll]

And they kinda just ate the same thing everywhere almost

But like

Wheat is so poor in nutrients

Imagine eating only bread nice involution trigger

[next ocean]

agriculture in stardew valley is so cool

[brittle knoll]

🐡

Nice chicker tricking

[next ocean]

i'm waiting for mein eggplants and pumpkins to grow up

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[next ocean]

also i have left some melons from summer

im making jams with them

[brittle knoll]

Ew

I mean cool

[next ocean]

xa

[brittle knoll]

And ew

[next ocean]

i love rose jam

[brittle knoll]

(nice sugar)

[next ocean]

diabetes speedrun

[brittle knoll]

Maaan

[cobalt thistle]

Ranked?

[next ocean]

but it's very good

[cobalt thistle]

Rank

[brittle knoll]

It's so annoying how so many people still think certain sweet things are healthy

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[brittle knoll]

Like some people actually believe even if something is insanely sweet it's healthy if it comes from some fruit

[next ocean]

there are microplastics in your rose jams!!!!

[brittle knoll]

And that it's different from table sugar

Btw

NHS

Search for "be careful misinformation from nhs" on youtube

The medical system has failed the world

(and me)

[next ocean]

i'll just download the video andd watch it in class tomorrow

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[next ocean]

because i forgot my headphones

[brittle knoll]

Pel

Btw

I wanted to do a blood test

[safe granite]

And here I thought the new updates would do something about cheaters

zzzzz

[brittle knoll]

And I asked for specific ones, amongst which I went "ketone test?"

To see if the doctors knew what it meant

They didn't (shocking)

[next ocean]

xa

[brittle knoll]

But they knew about "triglycerides"

Because fat is so bad and so common knowledge

(the brain and skin does not also contain fat/saturated fat, repeat this 100 times!!!)

((nice brainwash))

[brittle knoll]

Dang

He looks huge

[next ocean]

i found some oranges

[brittle knoll]

I mean

🐔 🐔

I mean like

Wide

[next ocean]

they're coming with me tomorrow

[brittle knoll]

Or is he just fa-

🐓

[brittle knoll]

Your lemons peel and feel like oranges

(turkey origin)

Maaan nice hybrid

Lemons were historically a hybrid fruit

But turkish ones are quite funky

(they are also a little orangey)

And at least the ones I find at the store 🦕

[next ocean]

i found 1(one) green apple

should i take it too

apples has so much sugar

after the oranges

idk if it would be