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Everything is served on the plate
The more consumer the less thinking you can do
then my dad figured it out cuz of my phone number and got mad
This is how the era of fast paced and addictive content shapes the world
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bunch of pigs
If he also watches tv he's done for
cows*
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he uses his phone and computer at the same
download it on pc
It just happens to happen sometimes
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the emoji tab locks the thing and then u cant type or send anything sometimes
They recently made it so it opens on the whole screen and emojis don't load or do so extremely slowly
And you also need to press another (inside) tab and go back to load it sometimes
If not every time
But still lags overall anyway
then once i was trying to send a gif but it wasn't responding then after clicking a long time it sent like 12 gifs at once
Oh yea, this one is an older bug, emoji tab popping at the top instead of bottom sometimss
Or being unable to close it
yes
no album
i have to reopen discord everytime
Yea
Another bug was like
Switching back to discord after a while, the whole app seems to be like
proportions incorrect
In landscape but cropped to fit on portrait
And images stay out of bounds
Yeaaaa
And emoji tab also
Maaaan literally everyone could agree it's horrendous, yet discord does nothing does it
yup
atleast they didnt change the ui to that very weird one
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Oh yea I remember
The launch menu looked different
And the grays were also brighter
I thiiiiiiink
Maaan ngl I wanna do a complete genetic test
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Maybe I also have acoustic genes
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But it's insanely expensive
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i have electric ones
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Im duck
I also want to check xy genes
I am pretty sure I am a genetically disadvantaged male
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Cool
Aaaxaxaxaxaxa
Lmao
average axlebolt
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Man get out
no begging!
You will get baaan
stop right there!
Criminal scum!
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Is it just me or did the mmr balance is worse now, i was in a lobby with 2 newbies in my team unranked and I'm fighting a champion squad
my neck and back hurts
It may not be
Also saw someone saying that
(very solid evidence)
Me and my bro got into a lobby of s3 I'm happy
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my legs are distraught
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Dam
Wellll
i want to make flushcore
well well well
what do we have here?
Welllllll my stomach hurts
Well I'mma go do my daily mission
byebye
For stomach hurting
Nice pig
Bye
Thanks
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Maaaan should I really spend 1.5k โฌ for this genetic test
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anyone wants mm? gold4-phxx
what is adhd
(nice financial advice)
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You're probably better off not knowing
now im waiting for the lights to turn off because no movement so i can get out of here
just tell me
is it dirty?
Nah
Wow nice asping
bro this custom emulators are so good
wdym
What
its a natural instincts
(i am interested)
im playing on pc
Aspiring
if there is danger outside and the light turning off indicating there is no movemnt means there is nobody there anymore
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Well I don't remember doing that
sperging out
did u stand next to the bathroom for 2 hours straight waitng for people to stop going in
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i dont think so
I don't think we had like
Sensor lights
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its romania
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Sometimes it was prankabling
i forgot light swithces existed ngl
Llelelelelele
ill go make flushcore now
flushcore is made by my friend
its like lolicore or dancecore but the kick is very heavy and sounds like flushing toilet
and fills the mix too much
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emo plugg
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Which
its kinda like funny
One
very cute song then horrid sounding drums
cute vomiting
big muscly man
Supposed to be ultra satire
where its like fart sound effect and the bong bing
skibsi skbiidid
And it's like something maybe not anime, starts off calmly peacefully and wholesomly, then drop is like extreme loud drumming with infernal screaming and occasionally breaking character by chuckling
I would consider that funny
i call that ra**core
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like
starts off -20db but then switches to +40db out of nowhere
bery loud and distorted
and screaming
oh yea
"(pause... Fart) oops my bad... Aaaa aaaaaa"
u will love uhh
whats his name
rorikiller
he starts off tracks by playing cute anime and eroge music then beat drop to goregrind
And sometimes "aaa aaa ah dang it I hit my hand on the table corner maaan aaaa aaaaaaa!"
why u moawning
Screaming
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i cant scream
Ngl I'm probably the kinda person to do this
do it now
ill make my flushcore
is this a sequel to shicore
It wouldn't actually be screaming
It's like
Trying to be as loud as possible and like
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No spoiler
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maybe i should stop putting effort into my vids then
hello
last night I turned on standoff and I got a message that my account was banned, but I never had cheats or software, is there anything I can do about this?
What is in the 28.4 version what has been changed?
hey someone wanna play competitive?
Nah
You actually have a higher chance in getting a strike of luck with more videos
Yo
Actually nvm I have no point regarding that
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In fact I'd agree effort doesn't really pay off
Unless you're some documentary channel I think
But If it's just gameplay you're already losing (competing with hundreds of other gameplay channels so just rng)
Fill me up w the context here
Edits hmmm how many edit channels are there
Zani got 10k on an unedited yt video
Hundreds of thousands
So I assume it's just so2 gameplay
Daym
Good marketing needed
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Interacting with the/a community boosts your reach
Tru3
Being a likeable and known and/or real person
Having some extra social media reach
Yes but there are what could set them apart
Nothing new just the same songs same effects
No one will watch someone who doesn't even reply to comments
If a person tries, sure he can make a difference
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In such high competition yu can't cut it without promotion of various sorts
(but is not allowed in most places ig)
Yeah
Also works best if you don't just "hello check hhtttp"
Then that's also spam
Alsoooo
Sub for sub
Jk
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When will it be new weapons
Nowadays it's probably so easy to sub bot, maybe people even do it for others
And I find that annoying
Hate to have a lot of subs but no one watches (useless)
Lowkey could be affecting algorithm rep too, bad ratio
@rich crow btw I have no idea how to start
Mic on, fl studio on and no ideas
i started my flushcore
Prolly never
already
What's that
When will Vietnam unban SO2
by my friend
music
Prolly never idk
It was literally 2 years ago, when they added the Tec-9 and remove the Cz
DEVS PUT THE VOICE CHAT BACK ON PLS!
Btw y'all wanna play gartic? It's a drawing game that we can play in discord vc
yo
when 7 years old battlepass event like 5 years anniversary?
Man...I'm back
when will we have some good anticheat
Guys are there any working codes
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UFC300S2PRO try this
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@bronze grove what did it give ?
Its already on maximum limit
Graffiti
the entire game bugs out after I switch servers
i mean whenever
whenever i switch servers
the left side buttons just don't work
go music channel to see

you fliping pig
pg13
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bruh what
even dgty said that
wow nice brainwashing i need to make more now and start selling albums and like the genre unironically
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yea that was the point
Hi
ultra satirical music
this says a lot about the current artists
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well
i thiiiiiiink
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well they named this "cat", but that's clearly a hippopotamus and it's either biting the ground or submerged
like i am not even kidding
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why are they so alike
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nab
donโt come outside
escalation literally sucks
explain
theres literally more chances of winning at terrorists side than ct
no
why
cause it's definitely not
that's why cts have 1 extra player
only good players go on t side
lmfao
well duh
get better lil bro
its retake mode
be the one going against them
get better
ok
it lit doesn't matter which team you're on
though as a t you can hold all angles
ik
only benefit
retake always been fun
i have to waste literal 2 hours for this mission
ong
even before so2
that's your fault bro
youre shi
no im not i always get a bad team
Hey can anyone help me with the update?
always have to carry
im bout to finish mine
hello guys
that's what they all say
I cant get the game to update to a newest version
u on android?
0-6 rn lmao
Yes im on android
youre silver 2 lil bro
nun to prove6
Best sticker for akr tag ?
im silver IV
i couldnt update mine too, i went into the play store app manager and updated through there
maybe that works 4 u too
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none imo
big boy
Metal rat
if ur good u can easily carry as a t in escalation
it will improve team performance overall
in escalation
Welp i cant do that coz the game is not show on playstore for me
do u have it installed?
sure
can you reach legend while solo queuing?
never
why is everyone teleporting in so2?
I did
who's playing retake with a team
Yes but my game show up on the getapp for xiaomi user
And i cant get it to update
im elite rn
oh ion know anything about that
if you want to maximize your strategy it makes sense
soon boutta reach legend
update on Google play
nah that's weird
you need a team for that first
i have
Nothing show up when i press update in the game, i cant even find it on the playstore

alone m'fs relate
wouldnt a team make it harder
((subjective opinion like "carrying on t"))
nah that's fact
u got the advantage
if your goal is getting kills in this game then you're not ready for competition
im talking about escalation not mm lil bro
missions always takes 2 games
best mode ever
a good player can make impact whether on t or ct
yeah
where u getting 1000 hz at
nah
there might be some
run your pc on Android
trippin
Recently came out in @brittle knoll's brain
go there
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is that supposed to be funny?
they just came out w 500 hz
sarcastic
1k is crazy
i feel like no one understands what's going on
1k fps used to be reachable even without the monitor (but in csgo)
we just chat shi
but emulators cap the fps so it would be pointless
monitor has nothing to do with fps so
you don't get this one
wym
thats obvious and I did not say that
u can reach 1k fps in like any game
you said even without the monitor
trippin
what does that supposed to mean
turn your settings down and go out of bounds
and that means monitor's capability
sadly cs2 is too crazy for that
it reduces input lag
but only works in fullscreen exclusive which emulators dont have
monitor reduces input lag?
u slow
it doesn't change it
u just see shi better
they cant pick it up lmso
a monitor is a receiving device
wym effect input
u might be the most brain rotted person here
done with mission
pro
imma valo
dont forget to shave
Meow
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im gonna make u moan tonight
i pull my beard out
i dont let it grow
actually itchy
not what i meant.

i love eating pork while chatting on discord
is that pfp still in game
i love eating wemen
I need help!
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go to the doctor
side eye
I've sunken down from gold, to silver again today
git gud
This game's punishment for rq's is truly the one piece
I can't update to the latest version of the game because it's not on the play store!
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if i reinstall so2 im gonna cook
cook harder than in 2019-2020 (my era)
i miss my old esports scene tbh
ok
should i go back
no
How to update it now?
valid.
Try using a different embed link
While it is not available in the play store!
i like eating chicken
try taptap
same, i like eating steve
A very long time
W
Maybe you have auto update on
I have it applied to all apps
yeah imma do that
I'm pretty sure it's on by default
hemlo
Hello
yall gud
On taptap it almost has to be reloaded from somewhere
?
Idk
someone tell me the promo codes
Search on google
187263
Or X
wym by this
Np np
drinking cold beer !
in a boiling hot weather
chasing wemen !
i found a cat, deep into the trash
pet him and get rabies !
Try using an accurate cropper
The pixels must be congruent for it not to stretch out
2x2
Anyone could help me?
Whos good at trading
Cuz i would need to know the value of one of my skins
0 gamesense , just random playing
Hi
Pattern skins ?
Should I sell my Mac 10 82
Show in #๐ธโphotos
You wanna sell the gun with the stickers... Right?
1 sec
Yeah ofc

Lmao
It will be 20 to 30 gold
And what abt a 955 pattern dark shiver stiletto?
K
n(.'~'.)n
How much do you think I can sell my Mac 10 Shougun Stripes for?
Go to the photo and see
Oh
0.00gold
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"I have statrack gun"๐ค
โi have a functioning liverโ ๐ค๐ค
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Maybe it's the only st he's having
I have sigma rizz
You mean l rizz
You sure about that

Panama
I'm in Poland
Oh
For femboys
Let me join
Hehe no
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@tropic sandal koko ๐ฆ
Should I buy 4k gold and open cases up ?
dont do cases just buy from marketplace
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(((translation for iphone users I think)))
Unreal.
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Seychelles ๐ฆ
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Life is inherently ordinary
bro went from rp
Truly :massive_cock:
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Skelelelelel
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Spelele
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Now I replied to this too
What is he gonna say about this (wearing of woman hat)
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Nice gender roleplay
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Is there a new code ?
Thatโs offensive ๐ฆ
To whom
Let me see your hands๐ฆ
Mastodon Bass
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Thanks
I think you should Jump out the House
Sit down๐คบ
Watch sushiushushu
read subahibi*
maaaan
Read habibi*
flip off
Pelelelelell
Thanks bonobusines
you mean ONOMATOPEEE - ใใซใใ
(๐ค ๐ฆ)
Nice pee
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Thanks
Puff
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He need more air
are you guys from america
Yes
I got a salary if 200k a month btw
I live in the subway
I'm from cali
So I'm just chilling rn
Where u at ill send u 2k
I need to fund this entertainment
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MERICA ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฒ
Do you have a bank account even
Ewww I'm not gonna climb down there and give you cash
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Shoo peasant
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I stole your tooth
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U put it back thanks
I already sold it
But it's right here
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His snake so sold

real
Because he is so sold
So he had to adapt
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Businesspod
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Racistpod
My arms hurt
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Touring Car is fun ๐ฆ
Felt like a downgrade but it was worth the experience ๐ฆ
Yo mama llaaamaaaa!!!! (to the whole galaxy ๐ก ๐ก ๐ก )
Nice standing up
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How to bhop?
U don't
Why
Try in cs instead
Cs is available for mobile?
Not as far as i know ๐ฆ
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hi
There are none except bhop master ,bhop pro and blah blah which are mainly focused on bhop itself
Well yea
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@tender fox hello
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I really want to have a yard like that
Same
i wanna live
If I don't get a farm I'll at least get a
Take care of the yard
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(and maybe rocks for decorationing)
I'd be spending a lot more time outside if the greenery was at least decent
Hard to get it right ngl, I just remembered
There were some places that had lighting like this, some (christian) churches, but it looked rather eerie, it's got to be a combination of tint and brightness+area coverage too
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Who play standoff on bluestacks just wandering?
As well as floral arrangement, I don't want it to look like an endless forest or something out of world of warcraft
Or too "liminal"
Yeaaaa I think the 4th photo nails the correct vibe
There aren't any codes right?
Nope
5th is too eerie
When do codes appear?
2 is nice
what we talking bout guys?
I also like 1
2 is hmmm
Not enough viewing range to say
But could be similar to 1
3 is starting to get a bit eerie
And 5 is the endless forest vibe I was talking about
Maybe just because corridors are spooky ๐ฆ and it literally looks like one (exactly what's considered a transitioning/liminar space)
i agree (i dont know what is going on)
Also these are my own opinions I wonder what others think ๐๐ฆ

Oh my lord
Sky lighting lamp vs ground lighting
(beta vs sigma)
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Never see ground lighting being used in horror games btw
Hola bro @brittle knoll
Ground lighting is definitely superior for anti creeping
I mean almost simulates daylight doesn't it, reducing our primal instinct of fearing of the dark
those spherical lights looks awsm but do they not look weird in day?
Hmm I don't think so, they are although a bit too much
It was just one of the images i found on google
I would rather have flat discs in the ground
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I've seen those in some yards too though
@rich crow ngl bruh, 2nd is really good
i like the 2nd one but they seem a bit too closely placed
It gives of like a
Fantastical vibe
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Nice limited vocabulary
Like almost looks like a video game
Fictional story land
those spherical one doesnt work with a pathway but like in the 4th , scattered around looks pretty good
I'd be happy to chill in one area like that if there's a bench
Yea 5th is definitely a corridor in some park
I think I see some people at the end
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Not a fan of that vibe (if not a park or either way)
what
Yeee exactly
arent they already a thing
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Maybe only at richer ppl
But nowadays lights are super efficient so it's worth it
Could install all that yourself with some mechanical and electrical insattalioning knwledge
Electrical engineering knowledge*
But then gardening is a diff story ๐
I will spend all day gardening if I knew it will turn out like that (+ lighting)
what a nice pig
man idc about a yard that much, all i want is to live in a house which surrounded by farmland. chill life
U could have a farmland but separate
man idc about anything, all i want is to make my crap music. good life
And have a very nice comfy yard

I don't want a world (anymore) where I hate going outside
((because bad looking graphic))
(((lack of vegetation or well kept vegetation )))
if life was like an eroge, I'd play it
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i had to look that up and i regret it
uncultured
Slel
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pig
You really didn't
i thought you were mentioning (((them))).
(((((((((((what)))))))))))
I don't like video games anymore
and FL Mobile
I want to make real life look better
Finally grew up
I liked csgo tho
Was playing almost everyday
But it's full of cheaters so now I have to touch grass
Illuminati logo
real.
No complaints I feel better (working out as a hobby)
Standoff rn
Yea probably all multiplayer games
Thanks to ai I think
Hackers definitely using ai to make hacks
why
Would be foolish to assume they don't even a little bit
what about beforehand
Because it's easier?
does it even help at al

