#π¬βenglish-chat
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Meow
What is that supposed to mean meow
whip attached to a big speaker that when a certain amount of vibration is reached it launches the whip

America ya : D
Trying to reconnect to server
this is an american joke
domestic violence! π
:'c
I already asked
For a tourney on 17:00 CET
Sush
Aight
Why you silver
Idk how to change it
roblox kitty β οΈ
Thats wild
Yea that was basically his pfp

Real
adren's fault.
that's why you shouldn't go.
@austere jungle @outer valley

Wanna play in tourney?
My bad WiFi is killing me
if i dont then police or some child protective service police or something (cpcj) will come to my house
becaus im still under 18

Already asked
just tell them to stay out (can't go inside without a warrant).

they don't wanna

Aight
fake, the warrant would be me not going to school
idk
even if this system wasnt in place id still have to go or my parents would get mad and take away my stuff
that would be a cause, a warrant is a permission issued by the authorities.

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they can't go inside if they don't have a warrant even if they do have probable cause.
well they would
that would be trespassing!
1000 ping
huh?
L.
Pong
My top was 1200 ping
Pong
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π₯ π€
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All 5 of my deaths have been client timeouts
two things that surprised me lately when i went to buy stuff with my dad and grandma before was that you for some reason can open a product packaging or like thing in the store before actually buying it and holding the device aswell, and you can also for some reason grab any water in store drink before buying? how does that make sense
How do i make it so my shoot button doesnt turn my view when im shooting
I ain't reading that
literally a skill issue.
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How do i make it so my shoot button doesnt turn my view when im shooting
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Now my game crashed in the middle of a round
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Can I pls have 1 game of good luck
There will be a streak if I ever stop
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kids these days
How do i make it so my shoot button doesnt turn my view when im shooting
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You literally go to school what are you 8
im 17
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says the one wid anime pfp
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Anime pfp on top
visual novel
Expired
How do i make it so my shoot button doesnt turn my view when im shooting
what
oh...
How do i make it so my shoot button doesnt turn my view when im shooting
We don't know bro
dont move while clicking on the shoot button
man
what do you even mean blud?
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Aint no way
He was asking if you wanted to play in a tournament, sry for the tag
Me child don't know what's bad manner yet
My bad
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MY SHOOT BUTTON DOESNT TURN MY VIEW" CAN YOU SHARE A VID?
oh shi sorry for caps
mb
Gotchu
Are you trying to scream
By using capital letters
use another finger to look aroud and not the one ur using for shooting
i didnt realise my caps was on, mb
do u use 3-4 finger
No way bro just said that
Lol
i use 12
bro is NOT a mobile fps gamer
I use 21
NOO WAYY ARE YOU A PRO?
10 hands finger and 10 let's finger
claw is essential
finger what?
I am bot any tip?
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uninstall standoff 2
Codm dlq leaderboards top 4and was in c ops number 1 eu clan
What should i play then?
with 2 finger? nice
You know where the exact 1 finger comes from
4 silly yute
His rank is higher than yours π₯Ά
Lol
J check that channel idk how to describe
You play on a tab damm
Like i can turn w my shoot button it messes my aim up im no used to it
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Ipad
I'll still clap you but, damm
play using the shooting area not the button from settings, that mught help?
shooting area only works? i remember using the fire button too and it worked fine
might*
Ohh you meant in game
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Irl too πππ
Yaaay
210kg deadlift
What rank is she
that was 2 years ago
Nah thereβ was shooting area too
Ig 2 yrs ago i wasnt so picky
Yep
Ill try get used to it but its just annoying
i meant the fire button worked fine for me 2 years ago
i wouldnt doubt that they somehow messed it up or something
or it could be the device
or maybe u are not using right option
def not that
Bro youre not understanding the problem lol
Its fine
not that either pretty sure
The game j doesnt have an option for ur camera to not turn while shooting
Ill have to j get used to it
yea i am
@rich crow post that video on SO2's subreddit
people use the subreddit?
im sure you'll get alat of help
yea
not that active but still pretty active
i made one post on there 4 years ago
hmm
i made on post their 2 years ago...
bro im so bad now
no wayyy
lol
45 users offline.
even the visual novel subreddit has like 400 online users a day
idk man, last time i used it i got like 6 response within a day
20+ posts a day some posts get over 400 likes in less than 24h, didnt think the community was that big
@dense thistle
whos tryna smoke me ina 1v1 :))
Community help is very active
2 online now
Notβ¦
ruski very active yes
a post 8 hours ago has 7 response, i mean thats not that bad
yes it is bad
if i dont get a response within 40 seconds i am throwing my computer off my window
BRO.
Not that bad
Still pretty bad
yea
well can't help it, people dont use much reddit ig
because most people who play the game standoff 2 seem to have a life

true !
Is standoff down?
Thats true!
Co2
So3
So4
So5?
Nah
sulfur dioxide
Are you in the tiktok rizz party too?
So skibidi, so mogger
no iβm too young to attend
I want promocode also
Real
Plz can anyone help me?
come here tomorrow at 3:29am gmt+3 and iβll give you a promocode
Yes fr
and ping me
No imma come at 3.30gmt+3
How can l help you?
I want gold or promocode bro
There is no promocode
Then gold
Same
What's up guys it's quandale dingle here
Also Begging is forbbiden
Uhh
Idk sorry
I'm back
Its ok)
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So6
Daddy?
can anyone give me some gold i got scammed
so funny
Tell me about it lmao
about whatt?
It's a figure of speech
What? Broke what?
If they give you ask them to give some to me too
youre mean
No am not
real
No you
Finally, Iβm no more a f2p
just skins
No you
@outer valley wanna see som
Nah, you're not, stop lying
No one will give you anything
Begging just push people to not give
Go work, get money, then buy gold, as easy as that 
but this is hard yk
Your problem
No one can
Same
why is every single standoff player an anime nerd
whats the correlation between the 2
thats just the internet
Meow
Cute
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Can anyone tell me how to invest skins (dm pls)
where can i report the players that use two devises and play against me as enemy and teammate ?
You can try to report these players using the Helpdesk, just by pressing the button on the bottom right.
I js think they cute
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mostly kids that think animes cool
I mean depends, also anime is not a genre it's an art style so...
Can't really categorise everything under "anime"... Pokemon was an anime too and it was really popular among adults
nah cuz it's always either an anime edge lord or skibiditoilet16
Oh yea they r cringe
Aks them to Watch Vinland saga, that will turn em into a normal functioning human being
why do i keep getting queued with Russians
Like fr
if my regions set to the Netherlands
Cuz Russians playing in the same server for what ever reason
Fr
and just run around skipping frames
Lmaooo ikr
FRR
they don't even peek
just teleport
is this a new cheat or sum
my enemy's will have good ping
Like this time in comps this mf js kept on teleporting and SOMEHOW hitting us with like headshots
Mf had 240+ oing
how do they do it
makes no sense
They are geniuses

ik there used to be a bug in cs where if u paused and unpaused ur game really quickly while running youd just teleport on the enemy's screen
is this sum like that
IFKR?? Like I tried joining a server which gave me like 200+ pings and I kept on dying with like 3-4 kills in defuse
Might be who knows
no way ts could be a cheat
though
i found a way to make my ping be at a consistent 800
All that I know is that those people be annoying, like mf curses us in Russian
which that makes u invincible
Ping always changes
u dont lag
Had those people in servers
Omg
yeah
@prisma mauve
but if u do this while the servers are semi empty it works
found this out a while ago
never used cuz like
what the turan
that's lame

That's crazy
Report it
To the devs
Banned.
Fr
π© π
Kebab
kebabin
G
too lazy
doubt 1 report would change anything
I've only seen like a couple people ever use it
Meow
Kebab, pay me one (please) 
It's only about 9 euros 
(it was 5/6euros in 2018 or smth)
Gotta spam with alts πͺ
Hey, does anyone know how to get rid of item shop ban?
how do u get a ban lil bro
Can't I think, gotta ask the devs
How can i contact them?
Negative gold?
That's a thing????
no, I transferred all my golds from my main account to my alt, and i got a ban in the item shop on my main
only happens during refunds
to get rid of it you just buy the same amount of gold
how do i get rid of the ban tho?
For that you have to ask the Support Team and explain the situation. It's my first ever time seeing someone being banned from the marketplace, here's the link and press the button on the bottom right to contact them.

Damn you type fast
It wasn't that fast
The art in your pfp is from the same artist? @paper tangle
oh the ban is not permanent, but it said that the time for the ban is not disclosed
Copy and paste?
Nope
I forgot the artist name
Oh okay
I like the chill vibe
bing chillin
The one you are using as server profile is just too pretty
I wanted to know the chill one
uh
coll
cool*
welcome to the server
you're gonna have to get used to the dead chats in here

@paper tangle nice aza airpoop
Ok π©
thanks
i had no idea how to name them

speaking of that I need to charge the case
No.
You ain't sigma rizzler
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π
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L rizz
Time to skibidi
@paper tangle you
sometimes I wonder why Im here
Idk
Bc u want to talk to other people maybe
Bc u have no one just in this time to talk with
Guy with brawl stars rank
Yuh
So L
You will never get skibidi rizz
his biggest opp is skibidi toilet
Real
How much lvl are u on standoff
586
I use it for pfps

(its where I found it where I just randomly found it)

Bc we can, it's our money
Ok
Too hard for you to know that people do whatever they want
I just like customizing my profile and boosting my friends' server
Yuh even they are under 18 bruh
somebody 1v1οΌ
Me
I'm 18, now don't talk to say bs
urοΌ
Break his dreams
Have a goodnight GK, Ill see you later.
Grooving
jammering
W rizz
You are so skibidi
Good night everyone π
ez4ence
I don't rizz azaza
Hey
Stop right there
I'm calling cops
Good night
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I already have my beloved @lament stream
So its fine how the way things are
Real
putted upper belt putted upper belt
Thanks
Uh, I have to come up with another sentence then
Get all them gurls aren't viable anymore
Get kissy kissy love birds
Yeah that's the one
huh
Just messing around
too real
Sa

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Btw
Cell division is what shortens telomers
I'm gonna make this a weekly reminder
(u can research how and why cells are divided and also what telomers are and do)
((much better than dietary advice))
thats why i dont play comp
Atleast managed to hit master in allies
Bug lol
wrong chat
Goofy
Bruh bro doesnt matter where
What
Abide with the rules before you get yourself muted for dumb stuff like this. That's why #π‘βclans was made for.
Hello
im not russian
nice
Cs2 overrated rn, and its in bad state
I find it correct myself
I play both games and both of them perform terribly rn, anticheat is wack
are you on pc for standoff?
bluestack ?
i only use pc standoff when i dont have my phone available, but i only play on phone
Sigma rizzzxxx
Brainrot
Competitive?
it does
Yo
Hey, how are you? ^^
I'm good, last day of school tomorrow before i get a 2weeks break 
Then after this break, my next vacation are only in start of july 
And it'll end at the start of september 
What kind of help do you need and whats the problem

oh hello
Oh wow
new member and looks to buy gold, looks like scam
Im buy gold on so2 shop
Go to this website and talk to the Support Team about this issue. They'll help you with your problem.
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Tiktok rizz party
Nah
Server mars
@paper tangle Can you ban cheaters in So2?
No.
Okay
Why should they be banned

can anybody help me with my standoff account?
Nah
k
@bronze grove wants to help
How can l help you?
i sent him a dm
so silly
give him kebab
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Xd
Because they are hacking
What if good gaming chair?
And what's the issue
ate one today lol
and why did you share one with me?
Ewalk all those in the banner are your skins?
yes
Idk
when you have the best skins




Hey
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This.
This.
Forbidden π ββοΈ
Ok.
cuz everyone does that on the internet
you're my sunshine,
my only sunshine π
Because clout is one hell of a drug
you make me happy,
when days are grey.
Please don't take my sunshine away
π« π
Oh yeah it's actually attention
βοΈπ€
βοΈ
π (βΉοΈ)
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Hits harder when you add lord/god in please (lord) don't take my sunshine away
You mean Ford
((becomes prayer with varying context I thiiink π π))
Hits harder when you add ford in please (ford) don't take my sunshine away
((becomes trier with varying context I thiiink ππ))
π

lol
He is about to fall backwards
(windy day)
It's like kangaroo
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Nice reminder of when discord was better and supported formatting emoji
I don't think it works anymore
\π
\π€¨
(doesn't work on phone anymore but maybe windows)
Pig
(nice old discord having)
You mean chronic windowpane
(combating of advanced glycation through vitamining C which reduced free radicalling)
((I think π))
(((since vitamin C is an anti oxidant)))
Yes more, but also more sugar
For energyyy
Plenty of sugar compared to lemons
And sugar itself can contribute to advanced glycation
Because sugar > glucose = glyco
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So I think

Lemons better
Yall gonna make me lose my Cool up in here up in here (orange)
((I think))(((π)))
Lemme show you how to squeeze it
Prftt kh kh kh kh
π§π
Sluuurp
Prftt khkh kh prftt kh
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(ding)
Nice parody idea for someone in an alternate dimension who will actually do it ππ¦
I think you mean this universe
Yes but in different dimension
Which is technically I thiiiink because universe is hypothetically infinite
When Play in emulator?
Means there's eventually somewhere an exact replica of our earth with only tiny exceptions
When know English
Titan dimension
Which usually appear biologically
And our current ideologies, thought processes and anything related, are the result of a long chain of biological events at the very least
Which increases this probability that despite having an exact replica of our universe somewhere, there will still be slight biological alterations
Which will result in a different timeline
I think
Because at cellular level, there is a lot of randomness, which over time creates a butterfly effect of different outcomes
Depending on the starting point of duplication
Which is also unpredictable
Well based on the Pythagorean therom there can be many differences between intergalactic universe's
(idk what I'm talking about)
There could be a galaxy out there right now that had just successfully recreated this exact moment
(continuing to assume that the hypothesis that our universe is infinite is right)
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A single universe that is infinite
Which we can also assume is a multiverse
Since we have not managed and may never be able to even confirm it's infinite
But if it's infinite, calling it a multiverse is probably similar
If we call our own piece of the universe, one universe, it could just mean one instance where our current planet resides in these exact conditions that we experience
And any other instances that replicate our planets, earth and life on it, is another universe
Hm
Kumalala team or savesta team
Neither team
Or
Another dimension
Honorable mention: parallel universe
What if
Mewing team
And again, if the universe really is infinite, there's a 99.9% chance this exact moment that we currently all experience on earth had successfully replicated 1:1 in another "instance"
Biologically, physically, gravitationally, etc
But there's still also a 99% chance that from now on things stop being similar more and more in any other instance
Because of even the smallest biological randomnesses
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Or for example, the hypothesized randomness of electrons
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Despite all this...
:holdingbacklaughwithlips:
I was unable to find any instance in which someone asked
:tearsexplodingfromeyeswhilelaughing:
thats crazy
what a perfect song π©
Im new, what you guys talk abut here?
Anyone on?
Sup
MHA is fun
Sup
Yea Im playing right now
I really dont know havent tried with an ipad but I think a mini is the best in case u dont have big hands to reach all the way but if u play with controller I feel like the newest one is the best one cuz better graphics and stuff
Anyone down for some defuse?
Basicly searching for teammates or just some dudes bored and typin here
Lmao
u down for some defuse?
Yea sure
Whats ur id
Im probs gonna be bad at it
Cuz like im new
so yea I can join the opposite team
177535397
Nahh dont really feel comfortablee sorry
alr
My voice is squeaky as hell
Alright
yo
yoo
sup
leave tha breeze
Alright
eh ntn much playing some defuse wbu
Which one u joining
tero
nois
tero
dw dw
xdd
Wait
hi new, im brokie
Hi brokie im new
hru new
Im good how about u Brokie?
thats nice, im fine ty
Thats nice!


grah
gyat
What rank
homosexuality going wild.
We all know that
i'm not a male because i'm his girl.
im her girl
What is happening here?!
nice pajaming.
he will never be baller

why are you zani.
twoani
Smoking the zaza
i am aza's girl, but that doesn't mean i'm a girl.
keyword is girl, you are aza's girl. So you are a girl!!!!
And now you have multiple things saying you are a girl

exposed!!!!!!
brain too small, can't understand.
to sum it up, you have been exposed. your cover has been blown!
Genetic skill issue
My back feeling funky
Cover has been blown since she came in here

it's the industrial society's fault!
!!!1!1
take a lil rest.
hitting that cugara pack
cugara!!!! rraaahhh!!! π₯πΊ
Hi
GRRAH
my grandpa still playβ bingo
meow what
russia banning skibidi toilet what a shame
W putin
Putin the sigma
Alpha male
Context?
context in the comments.
Yall talk about everything except Standoff 2 lol
Fr
Thatβs cuz they r bronze
No one here actually plays standoff 2
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Oh wait I forgot boar
Ur not RusKi
So u wonβt get banned
If I said that I am banned from server and the game
Bronze 2? π₯Ί








