💬│english-chat

[pliant linden]

Ohhhhh

[rich crow]

Gotta chill with this

[pliant linden]

Who's gonna stop me 😈

[rich crow]

Aza

[pliant linden]

I thought he meant something like his aim just randomly locked in 😭

[lilac niche]

I hate it whenever i reply to smth and it smh doesn't

[pliant linden]

What is that profile picture and banner

[rich crow]

Happens to me kinda often. Makes me miss the easiest kills.

[rich crow]

Same.

[paper tangle]

same

[pliant linden]

I think it's called skill issues

[rich crow]

Nah

[pliant linden]

Never happened to me wym

[rich crow]

Do you crouch and shoot?

[pliant linden]

My device isn't that good either

[pliant linden]

Yes

[lilac niche]

Tho i got a ping there, so imma search who did that

[pliant linden]

I think it's yalls problem then

[pliant linden]

Me

[paper tangle]

it was me

I did it

[hard glen]

The aim locks, and there's no way to fix it, it's just on standoff and I've already formatted the phone twice and it didn't help

[pliant linden]

WHAT

[rich crow]

Wild

[lament stream]

shush aza.

[hard glen]

Yes

[lament stream]

[hard glen]

#📸│photos

[pliant linden]

Record it

[lilac niche]

Yeah?

[pliant linden]

I don't believe it, it looks like a skill problems

[hard glen]

#📸│photos

NTY

[rich crow]

You can see he's moving but the screen isnt

[pliant linden]

He is in fact, not moving wym

[hard glen]

If I stand still without crouching, it doesn't lock my aim, but it's much more difficult

[pliant linden]

Wait

Do you have shoot zone on or shoot button

Or whatever it's called idk

You know what I mean

[hard glen]

Zone

[pliant linden]

Maybe that's why

I'm playing on button and never had that issues

[craggy shell]

you should get both zone and button

button can be used for run and gun

[rich crow]

Shoot zone is on the left. He's moving on the right

[hard glen]

Ok,wait

[pliant linden]

This is the worst advice humans can ever give

[craggy shell]

zone can be used for accurate shooting

[craggy shell]

????

[pliant linden]

It might be bugged

[rich crow]

ya think?

[pliant linden]

You are silver calm down bro

[rich crow]

What

[craggy shell]

???

[pliant linden]

Probably, because I never use zone and only button but never had that problem

[rich crow]

Banned.

[pliant linden]

Just decide if you want button or zone bro damn 😭

[craggy shell]

I have both so i have two options??

[pliant linden]

That's why you're silver

[craggy shell]

one for p90 run and gun??

[pliant linden]

NAHH

Clearly this is WHY you're silver 😭

[rich crow]

Mp7 best run and gun

[craggy shell]

I dont play competively???

[pliant linden]

Spas shotgun better

[pliant linden]

Silver mindset

[torn compass]

so whaat rank do u have to be to be considered good

[rich crow]

That's the worst shotgun

[craggy shell]

i play defuse and not spend 1000 hours on a ripoff cs2

[rich crow]

At least phoenix

[craggy shell]

What are you on

[pliant linden]

Unranked, good players don't play the game

[pliant linden]

WYM

Bro did not appreciate shotguns.

[torn compass]

how do i get rid of this role

[pliant linden]

Quit and rejoin the server

[rich crow]

id:customize

[lament stream]

i'n unranked.

[craggy shell]

It can be good but too slow of a firerate

[torn compass]

alr

[rich crow]

i'n.

[lament stream]

what.

[craggy shell]

just use what you are comfortable with

[pliant linden]

That is why you're based ❤

[lament stream]

thank you Swëat (SwyoaT).

[pliant linden]

It's one shot

[craggy shell]

Im unranked rn

[pliant linden]

Who cares about fire rate

[pliant linden]

We should kiss

[lament stream]

silver role. 👎

[craggy shell]

aim for the head and you get a kill from like 10m

[craggy shell]

because that is my rank from last season

[pliant linden]

That's why the gun is bestest

[rich crow]

That's aza's job

[paper tangle]

best femboy?

[pliant linden]

WHO

[lament stream]

what's your kd!?

[rich crow]

0.21

[craggy shell]

i dont remember

[hard glen]

I put the button on and nothing changed, the problem continued

[lament stream]

mine is higher anyways.

[craggy shell]

havent touch the game for like a month

[lament stream]

i'm so good i'm cracked.

i'm like.

[lilac niche]

Obv no, not the best as there's better, but i'd say i'm a pretty good one still

[lament stream]

the best player ever.

[hard glen]

This problem only occurs in standoff 2

[craggy shell]

i think it was like 1.2 to 1.4 idk

[lament stream]

less than 2.00? 😭

[hard glen]

@pliant linden I put the button on and nothing changed, the problem continued

[lament stream]

[pliant linden]

Contact the devs abt this maybe

[craggy shell]

Bro i dont sweat in ripoff cs2 and also i have like 100-200 hours of playtime

[rich crow]

[hard glen]

how do I do that?
Ícone "Verificada pela comunidade" Verificada

[lament stream]

neither do i.

and i have 250hrs as well.

[torn compass]

same i have 60 hrs played

[craggy shell]

im gonna check kd

[pliant linden]

Whoa whoa I don't speak brazil bro 😭

[lilac niche]

how do I do that? "Community Verified" icon Verified (translated from Portuguese - Dismiss)

[hard glen]

Np

[pliant linden]

You don't want me in cs2?

[lament stream]

my kd is...

let me check.

[paper tangle]

so true

[lilac niche]

Prob google bugging a bit ngl

[lament stream]

4.82.

[lilac niche]

Thanks

[hard glen]

How do I contact the devs?

[pliant linden]

That is really sad

[rich crow]

Mine is 7.15

[lament stream]

proof!??!

[hard glen]

My is 3.6

[lilac niche]

Bruh

[rich crow]

Gimme like 50hrs

[lament stream]

goooood.

[pliant linden]

12.1 kd ratio btw unranked 500 hours

[lilac niche]

Mine is so low ngl

[craggy shell]

1.72kd

[hard glen]

@pliant linden

[pliant linden]

Uhhh

Aal helper lol Idk

*ask

[lilac niche]

Unranked 450h 1.74
Comp g3 1.71
Allies g1 1.88

[craggy shell]

3.6?1?!1?1

[lilac niche]

Tho i don't even play much in unranked, only escalation

[hard glen]

Where can I talk to them?

[paper tangle]

Through here 👉 https://help.axlebolt.com/en

[pliant linden]

Based

Escalation bestest game

[paper tangle]

(press the button on the bottom right)

[lilac niche]

Which explains why i have 564 kills for 325 death in common statistics

[lilac niche]

For xp and warming up, for me, yeah

[pliant linden]

Escalation better than comp

Rich mindset

[lament stream]

How do i contact you?

[hexed igloo]

hi guys, where i can talk mod

[rich crow]

Rizz

[pliant linden]

Here

[rich crow]

@rich crow

[paper tangle]

just dm me

[pliant linden]

Contact me instead here's my number

[paper tangle]

you need some corn

[hexed igloo]

WHAT

[lament stream]

[hexed igloo]

screenshotted

youre done

[paper tangle]

[lilac niche]

He's cooked

[paper tangle]

I am indeed cooked

[lilac niche]

I just saw

[paper tangle]

But I will cook a medium rare steak

[rich crow]

Only if you share with me

[lilac niche]

One server got some such not appropiates emojis

Not gonna show here obv

I'll get banned instantly

[lament stream]

focus on your valarante.

[paper tangle]

show it to me

real

[lament stream]

[hexed igloo]

prove it

[lilac niche]

Nah

[paper tangle]

Prove it in the DMs

[hexed igloo]

lie

[paper tangle]

It’ll be funny

[lament stream]

you just want to see indecent things don't you.

[rich crow]

Wild

[chrome patio]

Same..

Sometimes when I say hello I get banned

Hard to be ruski

[rich crow]

Hard being RusKi

[paper tangle]

Penguin

[chrome patio]

😣😔

[hexed igloo]

how hard

[rich crow]

Very (🤔)

[chrome patio]

Very very ( 😦 )

[hexed igloo]

(😨)

[lament stream]

🪨

[pliant linden]

You know what else is hard

[paper tangle]

[hexed igloo]

these legs after perc' 10

[lament stream]

so pixelated.

[lilac niche]

[lament stream]

i can't see.

[lilac niche]

Stay away

[pliant linden]

Bro I didn't even finished

[lament stream]

that's what she said.

[lilac niche]

I'd rather never know the end

[rich crow]

🐔

[hexed igloo]

up

[pliant linden]

Whoa whoa calm down never knew you were like that python

[lilac niche]

French discord server from a youtube channel, don't ask me the name, i ain't giving

[lament stream]

i found it.

[pliant linden]

Gatekeeper

[lilac niche]

Lmao

[rich crow]

What kind of YouTuber?

[lilac niche]

Go on, what is it then

[lilac niche]

Dark humor mostly

[rich crow]

Ez search now

[lilac niche]

Ik

[pliant linden]

What kind of dark humour

[lament stream]

the epilepse one is funny.

[lilac niche]

A lot

[lament stream]

he look like he tweakin.

[pliant linden]

This did not explain how dark the humor

[hard glen]

@paper tangle I sent a video about my bug where the crosshair freezes when I crouch, will it be fixed in the next update?

[lilac niche]

Just search La Patience Threads: La pire application

[lament stream]

it's your phone bro.

[pliant linden]

"Will it be fixed in the next update" Bro chill out 😭

[lament stream]

[rich crow]

Aza doesn't control what gets updated

[hard glen]

NTY

[lament stream]

NTY.

[pliant linden]

What's nty

[lament stream]

idk.

lmao.

[pliant linden]

Nice thank you?

[rich crow]

No thank you

Nty

[pliant linden]

Bro just speak english isn't that hard

[lament stream]

oh.

[pliant linden]

Ohhh

[paper tangle]

just chill

[lament stream]

it is, in fact, your personal problem.

[rich crow]

🐧

[lilac niche]

But it's all french so good luck even understanding the videos he does

[pliant linden]

You know the world would be in so much peace if he said no thank you instead of nty

[lament stream]

autotranslate subtitles:

[rich crow]

Translations go hard

[hard glen]

There's no way to play with this bug, my aim simply locks and doesn't move, and it's not my cell phone... because in all other games there's no problem, and my standoff runs at a fixed 120 fps

[lilac niche]

Completly forgot that existed

[lament stream]

real.

[pliant linden]

Maybe run on 60

[rich crow]

Ew

Once you see 120 you can't go back

[pliant linden]

Just try messing around with the settings before the devs acknowledge it

[lilac niche]

I play 60fps i wish i could try 120

[pliant linden]

28 fps goated

[rich crow]

Nothing special

[hexed igloo]

you tried everything?

[lament stream]

just get better lmao.

[pliant linden]

Peak standoff playing on 28 fps

[hard glen]

I've already done everything, I've formatted the cell phone and everything...but it doesn't work! and I don't think it's going to solve it

[lilac niche]

Don't say that, i am on full medium sometimes it's lagging, and i'm at 30fps even lower when they're a lot of stuff

[hexed igloo]

bro reset his phone for this

[pliant linden]

"I can't aim" ❌
"The game won't let me aim" ✅

[lament stream]

real.

[lilac niche]

But most of the time on 60 fps tho

[pliant linden]

Play on all low bro

[lament stream]

60 fps is objectively the best.

(i can't do 120).

[lilac niche]

Nah

[lament stream]

[rich crow]

Just reset your handheld wireless telecommunications device

[lilac niche]

It's too bad for my eyes

[pliant linden]

Then it's a you problem

[hexed igloo]

you ever dropped your phone or what

[lilac niche]

They're gonna burn

[hexed igloo]

maybe put it in rice

(?)

[pliant linden]

What are you? 73?

[lilac niche]

Nope

[hard glen]

The aim simply locks and doesn't move, I don't know what else to do... because there's no way to play with the aim without moving

[rich crow]

R/haveyoutriedrice

[lilac niche]

It's just so much pixels, i can't

[lament stream]

he's french.

[pliant linden]

Ohh that's why

Alright

[lilac niche]

How am i supposed to get that?

[lament stream]

great legs, bad eyes.

[paper tangle]

the pixels are everywhere

[lilac niche]

Agreed, but my eyes ain't bad

[hard glen]

you don't understand that it's ONLY ON STANDOFF! This problem does not occur in any other game

[pliant linden]

Then why you refuse to play all low

[lilac niche]

I just want to have nice graphics

[lament stream]

it's ok Aik, i believe you.

[rich crow]

How often do you play SO2?

[paper tangle]

rarely

[lament stream]

then play other game lmao.

[rich crow]

Oh

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

we've talked about it so many times

[pliant linden]

I think your phone is denying standoff to be installed

[lilac niche]

I did the check up, everything was good (tho a bit worse than before due to my high screen time)

[lament stream]

WHAT.

oh not dms.

[rich crow]

I don't think It was with me

[hexed igloo]

does it work with chess

[paper tangle]

it was with you

3 times

[pliant linden]

He got aimbot in chess

[rich crow]

Damn

[hard glen]

This problem started out of nowhere, yesterday afternoon.. I went to play and it was like that, I tried it on other games and I didn't have any problems

[lament stream]

relatable.

[rich crow]

Bad memory ig (😭)

[lilac niche]

[lament stream]

you need to pay to the devs in order to fix it.

[pliant linden]

Bro we get it okay the game is buggy for you stop crying pls

[lilac niche]

It's at least 10h a day on phone, and the same on pc

[rich crow]

5M rubles

[pliant linden]

This is why I open cases everyday

[lament stream]

hmph, i do 15h daily.

i win, as always.

[lilac niche]

Sometimes i reach around 14/16 hours on both, even more sometimes

[lilac niche]

French school kills it

Else i'd do more

[lament stream]

based gambler.

[lament stream]

rip.

[paper tangle]

too relatable

[proper gyro]

just got my national id

[hexed igloo]

for real, yeat biggest axlebolt donor

[lilac niche]

8-18 most of the time, with 8-13 the wednesday

[pliant linden]

It's not gambling when you have a chance to win big.

[proper gyro]

i can use ewallets now

[rich crow]

Proof??

[proper gyro]

:icant:

[pliant linden]

Are you legal now

[proper gyro]

no

[proper gyro]

no comment

[rich crow]

Rip

[pliant linden]

TURE

[pliant linden]

Bro lied

[lilac niche]

Ture?

[pliant linden]

Wrong reply

[lament stream]

delta is 20.

[lilac niche]

Oh okay

[pliant linden]

WHAT

[proper gyro]

:bruhman:

[lament stream]

(i have no proof).

[pliant linden]

Source trust me ahh statement

[lament stream]

(but he mains chamber).

[pliant linden]

Aww hell nah 😭

His parents do not like him

(I have no idea whos chamber)

[proper gyro]

OH SH

[verbal imp]

Best operator honestly

[proper gyro]

they used an old picture of me

since i wasn't there

[lament stream]

you mean agent?

[pliant linden]

Agent so good bro said it twice

[proper gyro]

(i had others to do the paper work for me)

[brittle knoll]

Pigging digging ringing spligging

[lament stream]

real.

[brittle knoll]

Eh

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp he IS THE operator

quite literally

[brittle knoll]

Pigging digging spligging eh

[pliant linden]

What

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🎤🦜🎶

[verbal imp]

H

[pliant linden]

Can you sing carnival by playboi carti

Titktok rizz party song

[verbal imp]

hm didn't work that time

[lilac niche]

[verbal imp]

hgfhj

[lament stream]

can you sing sad rap song by xxxlilyoungtentation.

[rich crow]

hi

[brittle knoll]

Spigin piging ging gin gin

[lament stream]

hiiiiiii!!!

[brittle knoll]

Pig pig sping sping spig spig

[lilac niche]

Yes, spen

[pliant linden]

Ion know that, the only triple x I know is...

[brittle knoll]

🎤🦕

[pliant linden]

I would like to keep silent about this

[verbal imp]

Matches not loading? So typical

[lilac niche]

[lament stream]

So2?!?

[proper gyro]

BRO

my id was issued a year ago

but it just came

[pliant linden]

I don't think bro is legal

[lament stream]

he's literally 21.

[rich crow]

Proof?

[pliant linden]

You said 20 before 😭

[verbal imp]

It is

[proper gyro]

i processed the stuff in like 2021

[pliant linden]

Bro aged in minutes

[proper gyro]

got made in 2023

[rich crow]

i see they still haven't fixed severs

[lament stream]

typical So2 fr.

[proper gyro]

and then took a YEAR to get delivered

[brittle knoll]

Spiggy spiggy diggy diggy

🎤🐓

[pliant linden]

Since 300 bc trust me I've been there

[verbal imp]

Gyro player

yikes

[brittle knoll]

Haven't seen -28 complains

[lament stream]

Loving your Spotify free experience so far?

[brittle knoll]

It's been a long time

[verbal imp]

Never did

[pliant linden]

Premium

I'm a rich person

(I'm in dept)

[lament stream]

it be like that sometimes aza.

it be like that.

true!

[brittle knoll]

Nice aza

[rich crow]

how would it be in the negative

[pliant linden]

Who

[lament stream]

who cares about dms anyways.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[lament stream]

idk!!

[rich crow]

my throat hurts

🦕

[pliant linden]

Is bro schizophrenic

[brittle knoll]

-28 when someone is supposedly hitting a headshot and they only get -28

[lament stream]

you won't believe what aza just said.

[rich crow]

what did zaza said?

[lament stream]

sorry.

maaaaaan.

[pliant linden]

Zaza 😭

[brittle knoll]

But I think that was rather a hitbox issue idk

[lament stream]

i won't tell him anyways!!!

he gotta live with the doubt.

[rich crow]

😾

[lament stream]

[pliant linden]

Skill issues

I always hit head

[brittle knoll]

Yet it has not been a thing for at least a year or so

Does that mean the average skill improved?

🐇

[pliant linden]

Wym a year or so it's been fixed since 400 bc

[brittle knoll]

Or that they fixed it

[pliant linden]

They fixed it long time ago already?

I might be high

[brittle knoll]

Man I didn't play in 400bc

[pliant linden]

It means we should buy and open cases

[brittle knoll]

I was busy piling rocks to build a wall in the roman empire

[pliant linden]

That explains your skill problems

[brittle knoll]

Maaaaan

I miss the old days

🐓

[pliant linden]

I was in egypt

Egypt better

[brittle knoll]

All I had to worry about was piling up rocks

[pliant linden]

(I have been starving)

[brittle knoll]

Nah

(U were eating grains)

[pliant linden]

Bro our king doesn't love us

[brittle knoll]

Egyptians were fat axaxaxaxa

[pliant linden]

They only cared about building pyramids for some reason

[rich crow]

and carving rocks

[pliant linden]

Okay true

[brittle knoll]

Actually tbh

[pliant linden]

But them workers

[brittle knoll]

There's a chance the whole world was fat

[lament stream]

this chicken taste like bone marrow bruh.

[pliant linden]

What percentage

[brittle knoll]

But only during roman empire mostly

[rich crow]

you mean is

(in america)

[brittle knoll]

Because access to grains

Wheat

[pliant linden]

Wait until you found out about Kentucky Fried chicken

[pliant linden]

Weed

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[pliant linden]

Didn't know romans were chill like that

[brittle knoll]

Explain how weed makes u fat

What's the mechanism of fat storing

Go ahead

[rich crow]

you eat a plate full of it

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

every meal

[brittle knoll]

Oh

[pliant linden]

Have you seen how balloon works

[brittle knoll]

How many calories?

[lament stream]

true!

[rich crow]

idk

[pliant linden]

You blow air in the balloon and it grows big

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[pliant linden]

Now how about you smoke weed, you blow air

[brittle knoll]

:koak:

[pliant linden]

Bro is not thinking

I am the thinker

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[proper gyro]

me soloqing

[old hatch]

[rich crow]

bro think he think break

[proper gyro]

in valo

cuz i hate myself

:D

if i win

[brittle knoll]

Nice weed

[proper gyro]

i go 1 more round

if i lose, time to cook fries

[pliant linden]

If you blow balloon it'll grow bigger, same goes to humans smoking weed air they grow bigger too use your brain next time kid.

[brittle knoll]

I am eating about 60000 calories rn

[old hatch]

(hes never going one more round)

[proper gyro]

🍟🐓

[brittle knoll]

☹️

You flipping pig 🐤

[pliant linden]

Yeah you better be sad

[lament stream]

true american diet.

[pliant linden]

Bro 60k is nothing

[brittle knoll]

It's just1 leaf of weed

60k calories

[lament stream]

proof?

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[lament stream]

sorry i'll leave now.

[pliant linden]

I am Muslim pig is prohibited for me

[brittle knoll]

🌿🦜

Here

[brittle knoll]

You flipping cow

🐓

[old hatch]

i tried queuing up for rank the first time and waited 15 minutes before canceling

[pliant linden]

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

[brittle knoll]

Arm eaten

[lament stream]

it be like that in So2.

[brittle knoll]

🐖

[pliant linden]

Cow is bestest bro

[rich crow]

For comp try France or Netherlands

[brittle knoll]

Nice peping

[pliant linden]

Do not disrespect cow like that

[rich crow]

🐴

[rich crow]

eater of arm

[old hatch]

im Eastern USA, you sure the ping won’t do more harm than good?

[lament stream]

or South Africa.

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

🐷💬

[brittle knoll]

He is eater of arm

[pliant linden]

Chicken better

[rich crow]

I play Eastern as well but my ping is 120-140 in France so it's not that bad.

[brittle knoll]

Nice chicker tricker

[rich crow]

🦓 🪄

[lament stream]

aren't you russian.

[rich crow]

No

😱🤯

[stiff dock]

Hii

There is a issue

[lament stream]

a skill issue.

[stiff dock]

I was on 30 mission till morning

[stiff dock]

Level 70+

[lament stream]

rank, headshot percentage, kd. ❌
level. ✅

[stiff dock]

Now it's showing 29 again the same thing the previous day i was on

[stiff dock]

Experience

[rich crow]

Real

[stiff dock]

Is everything

[rich crow]

Nah

[lament stream]

[brittle knoll]

My brain is so small maaaan

🦜

[rich crow]

🐟

[brittle knoll]

No matter what I can't remember the pin

From my old phone

[rich crow]

It's 5306

[brittle knoll]

🦜

[lament stream]

it's 1337.

[rich crow]

Mine is 0000

Hardest pin ever

[brittle knoll]

What's funny is I probably didn't use just 4 digits

🐓

[rich crow]

Rip

[brittle knoll]

Also each failed attempt hasa 30 second cool down

Fortunately 🐔

[rich crow]

Is it iPhone?

[jovial kite]

is my id rare?

[brittle knoll]

Samsung

[jovial kite]

i have

694200069

[brittle knoll]

I have a m13 rn and that one is a a70

🦕 🦕

[rich crow]

9 digit ID detected

[brittle knoll]

Nah thar one looks like 10 digit

Nvm 🐇

[lament stream]

nice eyes.

[rich crow]

🐴

[brittle knoll]

Why is it so long

🐇

[lament stream]

that's what she said.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Nice joke bait

[rich crow]

Dinosaur wearing a hat

[brittle knoll]

Aaaxaxax

[old hatch]

drake’s snake

[pliant linden]

Can you recreate the

The um

Umm

[rich crow]

Yo

[lament stream]

lebrong jayms.

[rich crow]

How will this affect Lebron's legacy?

[lament stream]

legacy?

legacy btf so2?!

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[chrome patio]

Wait ur good at Russian and English ?

[rich crow]

Maybe

[pliant linden]

He's russian

[brittle knoll]

Yep

[rich crow]

Maybe even a bit of latin

[brittle knoll]

Totally not Ukrainian

[pliant linden]

You should ask American if they're good at english or not

Like bro 😭

[lament stream]

he's bulgarian.

[pliant linden]

WHAT

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[pliant linden]

I'll find his address rn

[chrome patio]

So hot

(I’m also hot then)

[rich crow]

Uh

[pliant linden]

I feel so uncomfortable

[chrome patio]

Im saying, u have a good chance of attracting a girl

Cuz speaking Russian is like

Very prideful

[rich crow]

My address: 16000 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

[chrome patio]

Very attractuve cuz who wants a guy who only speaks Indian and broken English

[pliant linden]

Thanks be heading there wait for me

We play comp together

[pliant linden]

Are you okay?

[rich crow]

It won't be my fault if you get shot

[pliant linden]

I'm chinese I don't think they will

[rich crow]

Wait you're right

They'll bring you into court and ask if a member of the communist party has offered you anything

[rich crow]

nice pig

[chrome patio]

Shhh I’m just testing stuff, I wanna memorize the pattern of stuff I say that gets me banned

[pliant linden]

Just because I'm Chinese that's crazy

[chrome patio]

Oh your Chinese…

[pliant linden]

Ohh.. The code is..

[chrome patio]

Can’t tell u

I will get banned

[pliant linden]

Yes I would never lie on the internet

[old hatch]

OOOOOO

MODS

[pliant linden]

Bro knows something we don't

[old hatch]

WE SNITCHING

[chrome patio]

Fr

[pliant linden]

AWWW

[pliant linden]

What happened?

[chrome patio]

It’s always the bronze with no skill

[pliant linden]

I saw nothing

[chrome patio]

Same

[pliant linden]

Tue

[chrome patio]

How’s ur day

[lament stream]

mods, crush his skull!!!

[pliant linden]

I'm burning it's so hot here

[old hatch]

im not even ranked cause the queue times are longer than the lines to get a license in America

[pliant linden]

Bronze mindset

[chrome patio]

Fr the game really forgot usa has one of the highest population and it rly should consider to try and attract Americans to play the game

[pliant linden]

You have discord nitro as well this guy stink

[chrome patio]

Ikr

I play 180

[old hatch]

i just got back to the game cause Critical Ops was still the same crap game after 4 years

[chrome patio]

And I hit elit

Elite

[rich crow]

Fr

[lament stream]

play cs instead.

[rich crow]

And they're likely to spend a lot on the game

[pliant linden]

That's why standoff better (I want free gold)

[old hatch]

cs?

[lament stream]

cs.

[chrome patio]

Yeah, and Americans spend money on anything

[pliant linden]

Spinbot simulator?

[lament stream]

3000, spinbot simulator 3000.

[old hatch]

thats why i play it cause you dont need 4 point blank shotgun rounds to kill someone

[pliant linden]

Yeah I've played that it's fun

[pliant linden]

True (I've never played critical ops)

[old hatch]

thats how bad its gotten

[chrome patio]

Python trying to be funny 💀😭🙏 (no ban pls)

[pliant linden]

Don't you dare say something on python like that

[lament stream]

idk the context aza.

[chrome patio]

I did.. it’s over rated and graphics are 0/10

[rich crow]

The graphics and animation are basaaaad

[pliant linden]

Bro cared about graphic it is so over

[rich crow]

Time to sleep

[verbal imp]

Hm

[lament stream]

gn qkvd.

[rich crow]

Night

[chrome patio]

Not even that the game is just so low quality

[pliant linden]

Gn

[chrome patio]

It’s like a video game I would play as a 9 yr old on my old tablet

That runs in 30 fps

[pliant linden]

Hmm have you heard the term... Low end devices!

[lament stream]

nice humming.

[chrome patio]

Yes

That’s what I played krunker on

For years

10 fps

[pliant linden]

Maybe it's supposed to look bad because... It's supposed to be played on any device!

[chrome patio]

Still managed to make my custom horror map hit 100k 👌

[chrome patio]

Nah there isn’t an option to make graphics better

[pliant linden]

You play krunker you must have touched at least 4 boys

[chrome patio]

Oka it’s not even graphics idc about that

[chrome patio]

No

[chrome patio]

The whole gameplay is slow

[pliant linden]

Yes

[chrome patio]

Animations are bad

Unplayable

[lament stream]

then make it fast smh.

[chrome patio]

Mad

[pliant linden]

Bro think counter strike has movement and slide cancel

[chrome patio]

U r nuke got ruined by a guest_4 with shotgun

Now ur saying i touch men

[pliant linden]

Yes

You play krunker

[chrome patio]

I’m talking about critical ops

[pliant linden]

At least 4 boys

[chrome patio]

I haven’t played in 2 years bruv

I’m og

[pliant linden]

You touched them 2 years ago

[chrome patio]

Stay

Mad

BLUD

[pliant linden]

I am not mad

[chrome patio]

I got more kr than u

[pliant linden]

Bro think I cared about them games I never played

[pliant linden]

What's kr

[chrome patio]

U think I touched men when I didn’t :((

[chrome patio]

It’s like gold in standoff2

[pliant linden]

Because you play krunker bro

[chrome patio]

I did

Not anymore

[pliant linden]

I would never trust anyone who touched that game

[chrome patio]

What do u okay

Play

Val?

FIFA mobile?

[pliant linden]

Furry girl...

[chrome patio]

Rules of survival?

[pliant linden]

I would like to keep silent about this

[chrome patio]

Pubg mobile?

[chrome patio]

Rules of survival??

[pliant linden]

I play furry games

[chrome patio]

You don’t even touch men.. even men who are furries fear u

U touch nobody

[pliant linden]

True

It means I'm the top

[chrome patio]

Fr sitting in ur room all alone and having 0 outside of house time

[pliant linden]

Which one is worse honestly, never touched anybody or touched 4 boys

[chrome patio]

Playing single player offline furry games

Spending money to remove ads

[pliant linden]

I feel like boys toucher is pressed

[chrome patio]

Atleast I have friend boys

[lament stream]

you literally love touching boys.

[pliant linden]

NUH UH

[chrome patio]

He loves it but never experienced it

[lament stream]

you got boy-friends!??!

[chrome patio]

Cuz nobody wants to be around him

[chrome patio]

Friends

[lament stream]

he got boy-friends!!!

😮

[pliant linden]

Friend boys or boy friends

[chrome patio]

I am just…

A kat

[pliant linden]

You're ruski

[chrome patio]

Leave me alone 3:

[lament stream]

he a boykisser.

[chrome patio]

RusKi

[pliant linden]

Nuh uh

[chrome patio]

I have an alt named orenge ket

Which means I’m a ket too

[chrome patio]

Ew

[pliant linden]

Proof

Do a selfie if your a kat

#📸│photos

[lament stream]

he can't smh.

how he gon use da phone with dem paws.

[pliant linden]

I don't know kat have brains right

[lament stream]

nah.

[pliant linden]

Do it the cat way

[lament stream]

they don't.

[pliant linden]

WHAY

[chrome patio]

#📸│photos

[lament stream]

god didn't give them a brain.

or smth.

[pliant linden]

I believe him

[lament stream]

idk i'm not a teologist.

[pliant linden]

Your python

[chrome patio]

Thank you

[pliant linden]

Phoebus

[chrome patio]

Python wannabe

[proper gyro]

won

ok 1 more

[chrome patio]

Real Python wouldn’t hav exchanged username

[lament stream]

w.

[chrome patio]

Changed

[pliant linden]

Oh those poor 4 boys you touched

[rich crow]

C#*

[chrome patio]

Fr cats get along really well

[chrome patio]

Python and kali Linux >>

[lament stream]

python wasn't even my first username lmao.

[pliant linden]

Will you be m

[chrome patio]

M?

[chrome patio]

But it was at some point…

Your username

Username your

[lament stream]

true! ✅

[chrome patio]

Point was it some but

Username was!!

[pliant linden]

Point

[chrome patio]

Your

[pliant linden]

M...

Mac and cheese

[chrome patio]

Name Python yousername we’re

[pliant linden]

Will you be mac n cheese

[chrome patio]

I hate Mac and cheese

:((

[pliant linden]

WHAT

[proper gyro]

print("nuh uh you didn't);

[lament stream]

nice coding.

[pliant linden]

Bro is not printing

[chrome patio]

Yuh huhhhhh “(print)”

I also kode

nmap 192.149.2.0 -n -sV -L

[proper gyro]

print(@pliant linden);

invalid syntax field cannot be empty

[pliant linden]

Bro is not the coder

[chrome patio]

print(@swyoaT);

Didn’t work

[pliant linden]

I am simply not there for you to print 😈

[chrome patio]

:/

[lament stream]

importLib (SO2);

[chrome patio]

Hm

What’s important

What’s impirt

Import

[proper gyro]

yea because your empty

[pliant linden]

I know

[chrome patio]

Oooo…

[lament stream]

import library.

it's like.

[pliant linden]

You know what else is empty

[chrome patio]

😉

Can’t say

Will be banned

[pliant linden]

My bank account

[chrome patio]

Ur lucky u can say that

There are certain letters that if I type them I am banned

Tough to be RusKi

[pliant linden]

I am so starving yet cannot stop myself from buying golds

Fellas is it bad that i buy gold everyday

[pliant linden]

I am him

[pliant linden]

Because you are not him

[chrome patio]

Don’t buy from official game

If u buy with rubels on website

U save 10$

[pliant linden]

Bro think my bank account support russian currency

[chrome patio]

Just buy

Crypto

Of Russian currency

Easy

Ur him

So u can do it

[pliant linden]

Bro I am starving 😭

Lemme rest damn 😭

[chrome patio]

Having a cool knife > starving

Buy me battle pass levels btw

I am orenge ket

So can’t buy

[lament stream]

gold beggar!!!

[pliant linden]

Bro is not begging

[lament stream]

mods, crush his skull!!!

@aza.

[chrome patio]

I’m not begging

[pliant linden]

Mods! Find his address!

[chrome patio]

I am insisting

[pliant linden]

Okay true

[chrome patio]

I am giving him some advice

Buying useless food < buying me battle pass cuz I am a poor lil ket

[pliant linden]

Can starvation do be looking like m9 bayonet dragon glass? I don't think so

That's why knife > food

[chrome patio]

Ikr

Or my battle pass be looking shiny

[pliant linden]

Least obvious begging

[chrome patio]

Like the golden medal > Avon

Bacon

[chrome patio]

Am I crying asking for gold? No. Am I giving useful advice though? Yes

[pliant linden]

Bro honestly battle pass this season kinda mid it's not worth it 😭🙏

[chrome patio]

I just want the golden medal tbh..

And hopefully get the better looking knife

[pliant linden]

Are you at silver rn

[chrome patio]

Haven’t even reached it

I simply got the pass

But no levels

[pliant linden]

Knife mid

[pliant linden]

Silver mindset.

[chrome patio]

The pattern red knife > the ugly random rust knife

[pliant linden]

M9 better

[chrome patio]

m9 (12910$) < giving me battle pass (75$)

[pliant linden]

Oh it's 6am now I needa to sleep

Gm

[chrome patio]

???

6 am for u?

[pliant linden]

Yes

Good mor5

[chrome patio]

DNg

[pliant linden]

Morning

[chrome patio]

It’s 11 pm for me

[pliant linden]

Bro is the future

[chrome patio]

I think ur the future…

[pliant linden]

I'm so sleepy rn gm

[chrome patio]

Please tell me if ur past buys me battle pass

Good morning lol

[pliant linden]

Did I get girls

[chrome patio]

I’m ur past so I can’t say

[lament stream]

same!

[pliant linden]

I am NOT spending my money on stuff rn I need it 😭🙏

Financially unstable gambling addict

[chrome patio]

Ik I’m just playing

[chrome patio]

Buying me battle pass > losing money to gambling machine that is making a fat millionaire more rich giving him opportunity to buy knives in stand-off

[stray violet]

Swear on skibidi

[lament stream]

@rich crow hiiiiiii!!!!!

[agile swallow]

🛌

[dense thistle]

America ya

[stray violet]

Ah yes

The racist guy is back

Well well well

[agile swallow]

hallo :D

[brittle knoll]

🐇

I thiiiiink

[dense thistle]

Hallo : D

[brittle knoll]

The world is a race and I 😠

(continued joke here) >:) (lighting McQueen voice with clip showing the changing facial expression of focusing increasing and speeding up

🚔 ➡️ 🚘

💨

[dense thistle]

I was trying to understand what you were saying but then I remembered I have a life byee

[old hatch]

i will forever hate ranked 😭

[dense thistle]

Are you bronze?

[old hatch]

im trying to get ranked but some pro with a 61% headshot percentage wiped us 0-10

😭

[dense thistle]

I mean 61 is average

[old hatch]

holy crap 😭

dude has less than 5 hours on the game and wiped us out like we were a stain on a glass window

[dense thistle]

You need to get game sense and work on your aim and also learn lineups

[torn compass]

nah thats high

[dense thistle]

I have 51% and I'm washed as hell these days

[old hatch]

we turn the corner and dude got the machine gun takes us out like we some bad guys in a movie

😭

[stiff dock]

Maybe aim bot

[dense thistle]

Machine gun is no skill

[stiff dock]

Best weapon for competitive for me is like shot gun very effective

[dense thistle]

Ohh yea another shotgun player nice

[old hatch]

there was two of em

one has a 9.50 kd

[tender bronze]

Ahhahahahahahahah

[tender bronze]

U are max silver2

[dense thistle]

Whenever someone uses shotgun in allies I get soo angry

[old hatch]

nah my mistake, he has a 9.80 😭😭😭 standoff is so competitive

[tender bronze]

Fr

[old hatch]

i dont wanna point no fingers

[dense thistle]

How many matches?

[reef scarab]

Hi guys

So

Tell me how

I GET 10 WINS NO DEFEAT

I WIN 10-5 AGAINST CHAMPIONS AND RANGERS

AND

I GET SILVER 3

HOW IS THAT FAIR

[old hatch]

12 matches with less than 9 hours on the actual game

[reef scarab]

DEVS

[dense thistle]

I mean with so many less matches I'm not surprised he has 9 kd

[old hatch]

not pointing fingers, his partners name is “y9do x radar hak” so i dont know if he just a youtuber trying to prank ppl but 🤷‍♂️

[dense thistle]

I mean 9 hr and bronze I don't think it would be a hacker or anything

Just a normal player

[old hatch]

hes not ranked

[dense thistle]

If he has 12 matches he should be wdym

[old hatch]

9 of em are 2x2 Sandstone

3 of em are ranked

[dense thistle]

Ohh I'm sorry we are not being weird our bad

[dense thistle]

Ohh

[old hatch]

eh no big deal, its just a game

[naive anchor]

bruh! This is definitely an ohio sigma level 3 gyat!😆