💬│english-chat

[hushed cedar]

dont risk selling stuff

[rich crow]

just steal your mom credit card

[hushed cedar]

on here

[rich crow]

How was that deletable

u sent messages too fast

back to back

I type too fast

😞

[scenic crown]

🐗

[rich crow]

finally home

[lament stream]

reproduction.

[sick crater]

is rhat really boar

[rich crow]

what.

[rich crow]

why people be asking why they exist and for what purpose but then miss the fact that it is for human reproduction

[fervent forge]

yo

[lament stream]

true!

the purpose of life is to reproduce in order to keep the species alive.

[rich crow]

Boost server

[fervent forge]

heck no

[rich crow]

meanwhile people kill each other

[rich crow]

We're not a very good species

[lament stream]

though it is obsolote since there's billions of us now.

[rich crow]

L kid

[lament stream]

meaning that life has lost its original meaning!!

[fervent forge]

i did fr my server

[lament stream]

[rich crow]

watch that go down the drain when putin drops a nuke

[scenic crown]

You noob, you dont eat boar

🐗

[lament stream]

gotta keep those numbers up.

(reproduction will ensue).

[rich crow]

yes

in bad conditions

living

[lament stream]

radproduction.

(radioactive reproduction).

[rich crow]

the best kind.

portugal is very prone to extinction because one nuke could render most of the country radioactive or deafly

deadly

[lament stream]

average portugal w.

[scenic iron]

Golden old times when was this game playable :DD

[sick crater]

who does?

[scenic crown]

Me

[lament stream]

cannibalism.

[sick crater]

u dont got money for it

[scenic crown]

I have

[rich crow]

inbreeding

[scenic crown]

💰

[lament stream]

insaneeeee...

[sick crater]

ik ur origins

[rich crow]

How to get sped babies

dumber

thats already being made via giving a toddler age 3 full internet and ipad access to doomscroll

Real

[lament stream]

realest thing i've seen on this server.

[void bronze]

alcohol during pregnancy

[rich crow]

🐴

[safe granite]

You can play it on pc, so why not add controller too

[rich crow]

Because why make it common

[brittle knoll]

Nice peping

Peeping

[rich crow]

Nice shoonging

[brittle knoll]

Epic pepic

👑
🐸

[noble dagger]

[brittle knoll]

👑

Hidden

[rich crow]

Epic shepic

[rich crow]

A crown wearing a hat

[brittle knoll]

Wearing with a gold 2v2 shaped crown

🐓

[left zephyr]

yall whats the most underrated weapon in so2 for me is gotta be m40

[rich crow]

FS

[brittle knoll]

For you? No idea

For me? It's uhhh

Usp

And I said becausee everyone is different in handling weapon

And depends on underration

☝️🤓

[vagrant ivy]

There are players with 70% headshot percentage

[left zephyr]

bro how many woof sticker do i havr to get until its enough

[rich crow]

8769

Yo

[safe granite]

Why not? Your argument is weak bro

[slate shell]

Womp womp

[next ocean]

hey

sup

[rich crow]

What's wrong with just playing the game by touching the screen? So bad you need PC or a controller (which would make your aim suck) to play?

[outer valley]

uaua

[cosmic garden]

uaua

angubumgu

you give me rock i give you wood

no

i give u fire

deal

[civic rune]

[pliant linden]

May I touch you inappropriately

Perks don't stab my back 💊🔪

[verbal imp]

Not officially.

It may not get u banned ||yet||but its unsupported

[pliant linden]

I am having stage 3 cancer and stroke trying to read that sentence

[verbal imp]

Ok

Unlucky

[safe granite]

Get banned for what controller?

[verbal imp]

🤷‍♂️

[safe granite]

So you can get banned for using controller. But playing pc is all good

[verbal imp]

I'm just saying there is a possibility of you being banned

For using an unsupported platform

[safe granite]

Oh

[analog harness]

[paper tangle]

It be like that sometimes

[verbal imp]

Moment

@paper tangle how doing aza

[paper tangle]

I’m doing the doing

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[paper tangle]

Ello

[verbal imp]

Glad ur doing the doin

[verbal imp]

Henloo

[paper tangle]

That’s how I feel rn

[cosmic garden]

gza

giz

sap

[verbal imp]

I'm feeling like the entire eternal atake album

Also have u seen what j Cole did

[paper tangle]

No

[verbal imp]

Disappointed

But understandable

[verbal imp]

O?

[paper tangle]

What he do

[verbal imp]

So basically

Kendrick dissed him

J dissed him back

Then apologized 2 days later

[unreal sluice]

MHA is quite a good anime

[paper tangle]

So it’s just full grown adults acting like children

[unreal sluice]

Sad it has a rlly awful fandom

[verbal imp]

Now all the j Cole fans are coping

[wild hazel]

Is there any working promo code for free knife ?

[paper tangle]

No

[paper tangle]

Oof

[wild hazel]

Ok

[verbal imp]

Ig but they aren't going kill each other

Well I don't see them doing it anyway

[paper tangle]

it’s better off like that anyways

[unreal sluice]

I wanna get to atleast episode 100 of MHA before Sunday

I’m on episode 81 now

[paper tangle]

Cool

19 episodes ain’t much

[unreal sluice]

Yeah true

[verbal imp]

So good in fact I stopped mid way through season 5

[unreal sluice]

I’ve got holidays aswell

[rich crow]

daym

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

But 138 episodes isn’t an awful length

[rich crow]

i love this sticker

[unreal sluice]

Black clover is a lot longer xd

With 171 episodes

And I watched that

[rich crow]

ok

[unreal sluice]

It was good

[rich crow]

are you cat

[unreal sluice]

Yes

Are you cat?

[rich crow]

im narcissist

[verbal imp]

I understand why but like

Idk man

[unreal sluice]

Bruh

[verbal imp]

personally I'd stand 10 toes down

[paper tangle]

It’s just weird

[unreal sluice]

Oh

[verbal imp]

And toast his ah

[unreal sluice]

I want jjk to have over 100 episode

[lament stream]

maaaaaan.

[paper tangle]

maaaaaan

[lament stream]

the results came in.

[paper tangle]

Why were you awake at 3 am

[lament stream]

4am!!!

i woke up.

[paper tangle]

What were the results

[paper tangle]

Insane

[lament stream]

A in english, B+ philo.

[verbal imp]

Not surprised

[lament stream]

sucks.

i wanted theeeeee.

A+.

[paper tangle]

At least a B+ and not a B-

[lament stream]

real.

[unreal sluice]

My WiFi

[lament stream]

are you at work btw.

[paper tangle]

No

[lament stream]

it's like 1pm there.

oh.

[paper tangle]

I got to work in 3 hours

I’m taking a shower currently

[lament stream]

pics or didn't happen.

[paper tangle]

Uh no

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

so it's gonna be like that huh!!!!

ok!! ok!!!!

[bronze grove]

Nice content

[lament stream]

very nice.

[paper tangle]

Insane

[unreal sluice]

Finished my homework

Mechanics atleast

Gonna do stats tomorrow

Pure Thursdays

[lament stream]

skibidi rizz.

sigma.

[unreal sluice]

Past papers Friday

And some physics Sunday

Cuz I’m going to an anime convention on Saturday:3

[lament stream]

a sigma convention you say???

that's so skibidi.

[unreal sluice]

Bruh

[lament stream]

I'd like to apologize.

[rich crow]

i ate ice cream

[lament stream]

pics or didn't happen.

[rich crow]

pics

[chrome wagon]

standoff 2 players are so degenerate now

[unreal sluice]

Delete those messages

[unreal sluice]

How?

[rich crow]

wiat

[rich crow]

🍨

🍦

[lament stream]

so real.

[rich crow]

Maybe

[lament stream]

no.

[bronze grove]

Game birthday is 17 April not 19 th july)

[lament stream]

standoff 2 will close on july 3rd.

[lilac niche]

[bronze grove]

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[lament stream]

that is your personal problem.

[bronze grove]

Dear community member

Dont give misinformation

[lament stream]

it's not misinformation!!! it's fake info!

[bronze grove]

Yeah true

Pyhton rules

[bronze grove]

Anime

Anime

[lament stream]

not.

[bronze grove]

Chinese cartoon

Pyhton

[stoic badge]

Skibidi rizz

Sigma

[paper tangle]

My clothes in the dryer

[lament stream]

so real.

[lilac niche]

Real

Or

A baby instead of the clothes

[bronze grove]

True real

Realing

With

Pyhton

[light aurora]

Bro please remove a control point map in stand off 2

[paper tangle]

Insanely real

[lament stream]

i love real stuff.

you are fake.

[bronze grove]

Loves real stuff

Pyhton rules

[lilac niche]

Nope

But i am

[lament stream]

this man. -> @paper tangle

[lilac niche]

(i think)

[lament stream]

the realest.

[paper tangle]

Insane

[lilac niche]

Real

No

Stop asking for gold

[lament stream]

[lilac niche]

No one gives anything to beggars

[rich crow]

unreal.

[paper tangle]

I’d give food

[scenic iron]

How i can turn off that anoying shaking camera while spraying w/ gun?

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Same

[lament stream]

you can't.

i tried to do the same thing lmao.

it's a game mechanic apparently.

[scenic iron]

Iam going to C-OPS xdd

[lament stream]

based.

[lilac niche]

Ew

[lament stream]

[lilac niche]

Why going to a dead game?

[lament stream]

'cause he feels like it?

smh smh.

[scenic iron]

That was just joke

[lament stream]

real.

[paper tangle]

Just get used to it

[lament stream]

or quit the game.

[lilac niche]

Both works

Tho

2nd option works more

[paper tangle]

Real

[lament stream]

i had uhh...

5 knives

but i sold them!

and then i died!!

[paper tangle]

Same

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

Now I have 2

(They spawned in my inventory)

[lilac niche]

Depends on the price of the stickers after, but prob a bad knife ngl

[lament stream]

is your nebula pattern a dark one?

[paper tangle]

Yeh

[lament stream]

goooood.

[paper tangle]

I can send it again if you wanna look at it

[lament stream]

it's fineeeeeee.

[paper tangle]

Alr

Ill send it anyway

[wet briar]

[lilac niche]

Might sell for a high price

But you'll obv get a cheap knife after

[lament stream]

😮

[lilac niche]

No thanks

[paper tangle]

Sent

[lament stream]

it's.

good.

[paper tangle]

Real

[lament stream]

the red one is.

[paper tangle]

Cuz

Yeh

[lament stream]

ye...

[torn compass]

I got the 2019 sticker pack worth 6000 gold from a lucky drop from a game

[unreal sluice]

Not cat anymore

[stoic badge]

Umpossible

Ur rich overnigkht

[worthy maple]

Hi

[stoic badge]

I sea

[worthy maple]

Hi rosie

I'm still working on my pb

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

I got a 50.96 Ao5 in 4x4 today:3

[worthy maple]

I can't believe I got 29 seconds

[stoic badge]

@torn compass your alridy rich

[unreal sluice]

Rlly Nicee

[stoic badge]

Me habe some plisz

[worthy maple]

what

[worthy maple]

Nice

[unreal sluice]

It’s my PB2

My PB Ao5 on 4x4 is 50.66

[lament stream]

is that true?

[unreal sluice]

Yeah

[lament stream]

🤯

[verbal imp]

Crk

Best game

[dense thistle]

Ello

[lament stream]

real.

(never played it).

[dense thistle]

Everynyan

[verbal imp]

U should ||(please download it so I can push your shi in 🙏)||

[lament stream]

what.

[verbal imp]

Please

🙏

[lament stream]

idk...

[dense thistle]

Boring

🥱

[verbal imp]

Fine

[lament stream]

i mean, wdym by this!!!

[verbal imp]

I want to beat u so I can feel good about myself

:clueless:

[lament stream]

oh.

[verbal imp]

At least you can gamble for free 👍

[open arch]

gambling on top

[stoic badge]

||golds korean gibe||

||he won stiker packk||

[lament stream]

installing it rn.

[unreal sluice]

Bossmanjack

[lament stream]

cugara!!! 🔛 🔝 🔥

[next ocean]

real

[next ocean]

guten morgen

guten morgen

[wet briar]

😂😂

[lament stream]

hi james.

[rich crow]

yoa

[rich crow]

CUGARA

[rich crow]

Free karambit

[rich crow]

Lan.

[lament stream]

nice lanning.

[rich crow]

whenupdate

[rich crow]

:when-update:

[lilac niche]

[lament stream]

[next ocean]

cugara 'till dead

[lilac niche]

Real

[rich crow]

[lament stream]

[rich crow]

Just started an android vs apple argument in the Fortnite server

[safe granite]

Is everyone Ingame always so imbecile

I literally had 1 bad game, and I get kicked

[rich crow]

Yes

[safe granite]

It’s only Russians and polish people anyway

Spending 10 minutes getting a rust queue just to be kicked

[rich crow]

Average comp w

[safe granite]

I’m just doing it for battle pass

[rich crow]

🚆👨🏻‍🦯

[cosmic garden]

GRRRP

AAAOW

[rich crow]

we all know who wins

android

😼

[safe granite]

Does anyone know why my aim flicker sometimes

In rqndom directions

[rich crow]

True

[cosmic garden]

trnasat

its begging

[rich crow]

Very penguin of you

[wet briar]

[cosmic garden]

🐧

[hushed cedar]

🐸

[wet briar]

vineboom

[wet briar]

vineboom x2

[vestal sparrow]

Yo anyone knows how to report on the server?

[unreal sluice]

You can’t

[paper tangle]

On what do you want to report for?

[outer shale]

server dieddd????

[sick crater]

whats the hex code for ur pfp

i cant get it right 🤦

[outer shale]

._.

its transparent image

[sick crater]

fr

??

[vestal sparrow]

I got matchmaked 3times with the same boosters i reported them in game but idk if they gonna get banned

[paper tangle]

It usually takes a while for the report to reach the moderators but rest assured they will be banned, and if you want to make the same report, you can head to this website and file a report by pressing the button on the bottom right to Contact the Support Team.

https://help.axlebolt.com/en

[sick crater]

got em

[cosmic garden]

daaaYm

[rich crow]

banana.

[cosmic garden]

this comms officer is doesnt work

[rich crow]

i listened, it is good

[torn compass]

many boosters

[bronze hull]

yaw yaw gmoning grrrrttt paw

[rich crow]

What kind of logic is that 🤨

[cosmic garden]

prega till i die

[cosmic garden]

GRRRR

PAAAOW

[bronze hull]

WHAUR HWAUR

imevillikelucyson 😈

[rich crow]

a whole lotta mommys hatin on me

cus i got all buns😈

[bronze hull]

wild ☠️

i think i might dye my hair reeed

[brittle knoll]

Maaan does anyone know a way to bypass a samsung lock screen maana I'm so desperatold

And so cold

I know there's no way but today is a great day to be delusional

🦛

[hushed cedar]

or you could just unbox a red 😳

today is the day

[lament stream]

reeeeeaaaaal.

i just fell asleep lmao.

[bronze hull]

ong good for u bru

[fluid prairie]

Hello

Can anyone help me?

[dense thistle]

Let me guess gold?

[fluid prairie]

I used to be able to turn on 120fps by turning my battery saver on and off but now it doesn't work this season

[dense thistle]

I don't think people can help you much with it, it is one of those things that you have to figure out yourself

[chrome patio]

How come in my server that is nearest to me I get 300 ping

[dense thistle]

And it would not be a season problem

[fluid prairie]

Most people do it by turning battery saver on and off

And i did so earlier

But this season i cant

[dense thistle]

What device?

[fluid prairie]

Xiaomi 11T

I ran a smooth 120fps max graphics

[dense thistle]

Maybe they fixed it or something

[fluid prairie]

Yeah

😭

[dense thistle]

Sad

Just like turn off the battery saver and turn back on when you done ig

[gilded flower]

buy internet

[chrome patio]

I have good internet

[dense thistle]

AMERICA YA : D

[empty kindle]

Bro anyone else getting constant fps drops to 20?

In one conp game my fps can drop to 20 , 50 times

[bronze grove]

Hello,

If you're experiencing an issue in the game and need assistance, please click on the following link to get more information: There's something wrong with my game can you help me?

Additionally, you can visit our main website to get general information about the game or request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base

Feel free to reach out if you have any questions. We're happy to assist you.

Let me know if there's anything else you need.

[empty kindle]

Thx

[bronze grove]

[stiff dew]

Impossible to play, so many cheaters...

[rich crow]

How to fix discord voice chat

I can't hear the game sound, only vc

[opal bison]

Hello guys, could you please rate this skin? #📸│photos

[wet briar]

you cant

u can use parallel tho

[winter maple]

idk man, im not buying that is yours

[tired raptor]

Hi guys there's a problem with the hacker I'm doing 3 chews and I came across some hackers

[paper tangle]

You can report them using this link, just contact the Support Team on the bottom right corner.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[winter saddle]

I’m gold 3 yet they put me in games with bronze , but if I wanted to play w a bronze player myself I can’t add them to lobby cuz if the mmr difference, what kind of bs is that

This game is trash , all day they’ve been putting me in silver 2 and bronze games and I’m gold 3

[worthy maple]

Hi aza

•<•

Longtime no see

[paper tangle]

Ello

[worthy maple]

Yippe

Btw do you still play so2

[paper tangle]

Kinda

not really

I’m just making a red skin set and purple skin set

[worthy maple]

Ok

I'm still getting a knife lol

I think on my birthday I might get my birthday money

[paper tangle]

it really be like that

[worthy maple]

and I can buy 1000g

i might save uo

[paper tangle]

Nice

[worthy maple]

Up for butter fly knife

[worthy maple]

Fr

[paper tangle]

which butterfly you’re going for

[worthy maple]

The cheapest one

[hushed cedar]

legacy is alright

[worthy maple]

🗿🍷

[hushed cedar]

dont get cheapest

[worthy maple]

nah I like it tho

[paper tangle]

Fair

[worthy maple]

And I like the fully white one but I have to save alot

[paper tangle]

I’m just with my 2 Karambits

[worthy maple]

flex

[paper tangle]

Salmon money

[worthy maple]

🪑

[paper tangle]

[worthy maple]

lol

[tidal heron]

?

[worthy maple]

one day I'll get that knife

Still my journey

[tidal heron]

The gypsies stole, they are everywhere in Europe

[hushed cedar]

dragon class or legacy is so much cleaner for just 400 more gold @worthy maple its definitely better looking

[paper tangle]

Let the man choose his own knife skin

[worthy maple]

Yeah I intend to save up money over time after my birthday

Just to get the cheapest one and I'm happy for that

I really don't want to save up more

[hushed cedar]

ofc ofc im just suggesting, but thats my own opinion if he likes the starfall then ofc he can get it

[tidal heron]

How good is the vintorez?

[worthy maple]

but like is there any cheaper blue knives that look epik

I only look at butter fly knife lol

[gilded flower]

m9 dragon glass

[paper tangle]

That’s pretty cheap

[hushed cedar]

💀

[worthy maple]

that's not cheap

[hushed cedar]

only like 35000 gold

[paper tangle]

just a heart and a kidney for it

[gilded flower]

me with no kidney and no heart: ☹️

[paper tangle]

Space Jam

[hushed cedar]

kukri profit i think

theres a blue fang

1100 gold

kunai augustite is clean

[gilded flower]

it’s 8 am

[hushed cedar]

1am

[worthy maple]

My journey continues for my first knife 🗡️

[paper tangle]

[gilded flower]

i lied

[paper tangle]

I’m just waiting for another piece of salmon

[wet briar]

u r zombie?

[gilded flower]

zombie with skins

[paper tangle]

It’ll be delicious

[gilded flower]

someone else would eat it

or they’d rot

[wet briar]

🍣
🫴

[gilded flower]

😦

[paper tangle]

That’s sushi

and you did it wrong

[worthy maple]

If I ever actually do get my first butter fly knife I'll pull it out a lot and always inspect lol

[wet briar]

but theres salmon on top of it

[paper tangle]

🍣
🫴

It’s like this

[wet briar]

ye i did

i changed

🙂

:)

[paper tangle]

It’s literally sideways

[wet briar]

🍣
🫴

[paper tangle]

[wet briar]

spinfish

[worthy maple]

🪑
👆

[paper tangle]

What happened to your other account

[gilded flower]

p

[paper tangle]

[gilded flower]

he got banned for fraud

[paper tangle]

insane

[wet briar]

deactivated

for being too young

idk why and when

[paper tangle]

You’re literally old enough to be here

[wet briar]

didnt tell me when i said i was too young

[wet briar]

exactly

so now im waiting for re-actiavtion

i alr sent in a support form

[paper tangle]

someone must’ve a report

sent*

[wet briar]

idk

i always said i was abiding the ToS

maybe i sent pic to my friend

but my face wasnt even in there

[gilded flower]

i doubt

[wet briar]

idk

just got banned at like 2pm

european time

how long does it usually take until they see my report?

[paper tangle]

like

1 month

[wet briar]

damn

i actually thought i got hacked bc i used to get random emails on my accc

[paper tangle]

[wet briar]

getting login confirmations on diff webs

i was like

whos using my email to sign up to these webs

sm1 literally used my email to try and make a OF acc💀

[paper tangle]

insane

[chrome patio]

Dw nobody wants to be in ur acc

[cosmic garden]

badbxş

[chrome patio]

(With rizz)

[wet briar]

sm1 did

they really did

they made like

4 logins on websites idek abt

[chrome patio]

I hope it didn’t show u my address

Whoops I said too much alrdy…

[tough meadow]

yk you can look at which devices are signed in to you account

[wet briar]

yeah i did

only mine

so sm1 used my email to tryna log into accs

and i got sent confirmation mails

[hushed cedar]

schizophrenia moment?

[wet briar]

imma sleep

[tough meadow]

it's ur femboy alter ego

[wet briar]

gn

[wet briar]

shut up

[chrome patio]

His felony hacked him?

[wet briar]

if sm1 is femboy its @lilac niche

[chrome patio]

Felony

Feebly

Felony

F boy

Oh my

Auto correct is insane

Fembiy

Femboy

His femboy hacked him?

[paper tangle]

Nice wall

[primal rain]

Nice ruski

[verbal imp]

He had 5 times to get it right

Could NOT be me

[chrome patio]

It’s the dumb auto correct 😭

[primal rain]

Me when fembiy

[verbal imp]

Bro had me a felony 😭

[chrome patio]

Fembiy is me

[lament stream]

so real.

[chrome patio]

Explain

Oh.

Is there a level 5 Pokémon

[lament stream]

that's crazy!

[copper spruce]

This is crazy any of youse know him haha #📸│photos

[lament stream]

al.

[paper tangle]

disrespecting*

[lament stream]

shat.* 🔥

[paper tangle]

🔥

[lament stream]

🔥🔥🔥

[cosmic garden]

slattt wheeh

wrong replying

my eyes is not eyesing

[lament stream]

nice wizying.

[chrome patio]

Bruh that’s like low tier

Those don’t look good 😭

[paper tangle]

Skirt with fishnets?

[lament stream]

Skirt? nuh-uh. I only wear those in special occasions.

[chrome patio]

Tbh if u can legitimately see that the person is a boy and they are wearing the very weird hairstyle of their hair just covering there face then ew

[paper tangle]

Trueee

L take tbh

[fervent forge]

tf u are 24/7 on

[chrome patio]

@paper tangle my friend got scammed by, 156790404, apparently they were online friends for over year, so he trusted the scammer and gave him his account, the scammer then proceeded to sell all of the victims skins for like a cheap discount (hurt me more than anybody) and then just took all the gold and transferred it..

THAT IS valid..

[paper tangle]

Ahh situations like these are so dumb

[fervent forge]

[chrome patio]

Ikr 😭

Like give me the skins instead of some random

YES

seeing someone who looks like a boy and had the cringe hair makes me wanna throw up

Yea

[fervent forge]

tf

[chrome patio]

And like if u can see how they are a very like , weird shaped person then that’s also weird

And not pleasant to look at

[paper tangle]

this took a turn

[chrome patio]

Idk like for example imagine a 50 yr old man dressing as Fembiy.. that’s weird

[lament stream]

an 180° turn?

[chrome patio]

Nobody wants to look at that

[paper tangle]

Yeah

[lament stream]

real.

[paper tangle]

unless they have nice thighs

[chrome patio]

What can he do?

He has some proof

[paper tangle]

That’s my take

[chrome patio]

Lmao

[paper tangle]

Just have him to go to this link and report it, lost items won’t be returned though.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324062-i-was-scammed-can-you-help-me

They’re a blessing imo

[lament stream]

chokers >>>.

[chrome patio]

Ewww

😭😭

[paper tangle]

Worst kind of person ngl

[chrome patio]

That’s so messed up

[fervent forge]

why tf does this server has like nearly no animated emojis

[chrome patio]

Ikr

[lament stream]

because.

and probably because.

[chrome patio]

No more python? :((

Rip the best programming language

[fervent forge]

huh

oh yeah his username was python right

[paper tangle]

I’m listening

[lament stream]

i found a song that i really like so i just took the name of it.

[paper tangle]

Relatable

Real

[lament stream]

[fervent forge]

bruh

[proper gyro]

men doesn't have the mental gymnastics to understand each other

[paper tangle]

You mean do

[verbal imp]

Can't relate

[paper tangle]

Cuz we have the bro code

[proper gyro]

it's we vibe or don't vibe

[verbal imp]

^

[lament stream]

so you pull women?

[verbal imp]

No

[lament stream]

you must have a gf right?

[paper tangle]

He pulls cars

[lament stream]

oh.

[lament stream]

real.

[verbal imp]

All I need 😔

[paper tangle]

It never lies

[verbal imp]

Never unreliable

Until it breaks

[paper tangle]

And you can definitely fix it

[verbal imp]

Just gonna set me back 8k

:clueless:

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Csm 🗿

[paper tangle]

Chainsaw Man

A man with a chainsaw

A man who is a chainsaw

[lament stream]

a chainsaw who also happens to be a dude.

[paper tangle]

So real

[proper gyro]

fym happens to be a dude?

it's literally on the name

🐔

[lament stream]

idk never read it.

[rich crow]

Banned in Fortnite server

[verbal imp]

Imagine being in the server in the first place

[lament stream]

[rich crow]

I only joined just to do polls

[hexed igloo]

dont explode

be warned

[verbal imp]

Bouta busss

[lament stream]

to 02?

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

[chrome patio]

💀

[cosmic garden]

grrr

paaaoww

[winter saddle]

Why

[paper tangle]

Polls

[winter saddle]

Why did they get rid of Fortnite on iPhone many years ago I used to play all the time

[paper tangle]

A new Discord beta thing

[winter saddle]

Polls are fun

[rich crow]

They were just innocent polls 😞

[paper tangle]

Unreal

[rich crow]

Like a what's better thing

[paper tangle]

Donuts

[rich crow]

Even tho I started a war in chat each over "what's better: android or apple"

[paper tangle]

It really be like that

[rich crow]

real.

[paper tangle]

I would do that too

[rich crow]

Very penguin of you 🐧

[paper tangle]

Very

Of me

[rich crow]

LoL server got tired of the polls quickly

1 poll from banned🤯🐴

[paper tangle]

insane

[verbal imp]

powfu

Can't forget that name

No someone I knew

Lowkey was a cracked head

But he was chill

[regal vine]

Anasheeee :V

Hellou guys

How ar u doingg

xdxd

[verbal imp]

No.

He was just on edge

[pliant linden]

I'm touching myself whenever you talk

[proper bluff]

Banned now leave smhh

[pliant linden]

Who are you

[rich crow]

That's insane

[pliant linden]

I know I'm insane

[lament stream]

😭

[pliant linden]

I think it's called autistic

[rich crow]

I think so too.

[pliant linden]

Should I open 50 case rn

[verbal imp]

@lament stream

[pliant linden]

Or buy food

[verbal imp]

Hi

[lament stream]

hiiiiiiii.

[verbal imp]

Hi

👋

[lament stream]

heeellooooooo!!!

[rich crow]

Leaked dms

Wild

[verbal imp]

Okay bye now

[pliant linden]

Lmao

[lament stream]

byeeee!!!

[pliant linden]

Bro I jus woke up I might have cancer my chest hurt so much

[warped flint]

Young people, can you recommend investment items?

[rich crow]

Old people, no!

[pliant linden]

Alcohol

[lament stream]

alcohol.

[pliant linden]

I agree

[rich crow]

I agree.

[chrome patio]

If I said this word I would have been banned

It’s hard being RusKi 💔

[pliant linden]

Say it

[chrome patio]

Don’t wanna risk it

[rich crow]

alcohol.

[pliant linden]

Coward

[chrome patio]

Says the kid with cancer

[pliant linden]

Life must be so boring without risking anything

[pliant linden]

You don't understand

[chrome patio]

It’s a joke

Don’t ban me

I’m just a RusKi

[pliant linden]

Treating like my cancer is a joke.

Wow.

[chrome patio]

Not ur cancer, the words I typed in

[pliant linden]

What word

[chrome patio]

Well yeah the cancer is a joke (I’m making fun of it maybe it will go away)

[pliant linden]

I don't have cancer what are you talking about

[warped flint]

I'm not drunk translation is bad .d

[pliant linden]

Is it really that bad.d

[warped flint]

sorry

[pliant linden]

What?

Is bro good? 😭

[rich crow]

it's not that bad .d

[warped flint]

Do you have investment items? game for

[pliant linden]

I have uh

Scorpion case

It's going up rn

I should've open them but scorpion knife is so ahh I'm not wasting that to get mid knife

[warped flint]

thx bro

[chrome patio]

Fr scorpion is mid (don’t ban me pls)

[pliant linden]

Who's going to ban you bro

[warped flint]

sticker?

[pliant linden]

Any pink-red quality stickers should do honestly

[rich crow]

[chrome patio]

I would recommend trying to get a job and buying gold, giving the developers more money to produce this great game 😁👍 (don’t ban me pls )

[pliant linden]

TRUE

[warped flint]

thxxxx guys

[chrome patio]

Them

[pliant linden]

Who them

I'm in charge here buddy

This is wild west

[chrome patio]

the (eez nuts) m

[pliant linden]

I don't get it

[chrome patio]

th (eez nuts) em

[pliant linden]

Ion get it

[chrome patio]

Whatever I can’t tel I

Tell u

Cuz I will get banned

[pliant linden]

Bro might be onto something

[chrome patio]

Yes..

[pliant linden]

🤫

[chrome patio]

I found a way to get out of the in game matrix

Gotta keep quiet

[pliant linden]

Bro escaped the matrix

[fervent forge]

yo

[old moss]

How can I add people as friends with their player ID? 🤔

[chrome patio]

Yes and the game is after me

[old moss]

I don't get it...

[chrome patio]

Just press find friends

[fervent forge]

orange car

dayum

[old moss]

Because when I see their name after the match ended and I try to search by their name I'm not going to find the profile!

[pliant linden]

Double check the id, you might get it wrong

[pliant linden]

I recommend you to hide.. There is a place.. It's located in...

[languid dove]

Hello, good evening, does anyone else have problems logging in with their Facebook account? Or is it just me that won't let me and just tells me "section start cancelled"

[chrome patio]

Orange car?

[chrome patio]

in where..?

[chrome patio]

Mark zunkingburger doesn’t like Facebook being connected with low quality shooter games that make me play with 200+ ping

So he restricted everyone

[languid dove]

I mean this is permanent and my inventory went to hell?

[winged vale]

Car

[pliant linden]

You should contact the devs about this instead

[pliant linden]

It's in.. *dies

[languid dove]

I imagine that I have to do it directly with the standoff support page?

[paper tangle]

Well its this website https://help.axlebolt.com/en

(press the button on the bottom right)

[languid dove]

Yes, thank you very much, they are all very nice

[chrome patio]

Oh no.. they got you

Nobody is safe

cries

[lament stream]

hi turan.

[rich crow]

hi Turan.

[chrome patio]

hi turan.

[lament stream]

where'd he go...

[rich crow]

He doesn't like us

🤯🐴

[rich crow]

real.

That's my Donald

🇱🇷🇱🇷

[pliant linden]

Damn America really fell off only has one star

[rich crow]

I couldn't find the right one

[pliant linden]

Get out... When you can...

[rich crow]

🇺🇸

[chrome patio]

Where..?

[rich crow]

Here it is

[chrome patio]

🇷🇺

[feral citrus]

🇱🇷

[rich crow]

🇨🇭

[chrome patio]

Cross

Magnificent

[rich crow]

Cross.

[pliant linden]

Imagine having your flag being a plus sign

Like bro 😭

[rich crow]

Real

No creativity

[pliant linden]

True

[rich crow]

Not an ounce

Just

[pliant linden]

Like what's even the meaning are they tryna add more people like?? 😭

[rich crow]

But

[pliant linden]

Someone woke up one day and was like "hmm this plus sign do be looking fire" 😭

[lament stream]

the whole of europe be like:

[pliant linden]

I think it's only for britain

I don't think germany would like to.. You know

[lament stream]

they are full of immigrants as well.

spain too.

france.

[rich crow]

Creativity doesn't matter when you have the best currency 💵 🗣️🔥🇨🇭

Phone died so I was late 👉👈

[old hatch]

hi

[pliant linden]

TURE

France should not exist tbh

I might be racist

[hard glen]

Who have touch bug?

[rich crow]

France exists for fashion and it's historical history

[pliant linden]

What's that

You want to get touched or something?

[rich crow]

[pliant linden]

I'm down 😈

[rich crow]

I'm calling your mom

[hard glen]

When I go to crouch and shoot, the aim locks

[rich crow]

Happens

[pliant linden]

Bro got aimbot 😭

[lament stream]

wgen i got to crouch and shot the aim lock...

(not copied from the other guy).

[pliant linden]

What does this even mean

[rich crow]

You should have your own role

[pliant linden]

Can you demonstrate like record it

Record yourself

Can you record yourself I'm going to touch you

[rich crow]

He's not able to move the screen