#💬│english-chat
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Damn
you ever just apply hand sanitizer directly into a cut and immediately regret it.

I love the pain.
makes me feel alive.
i would kms
skill issue.
fr.
"Discord Whom I Forgot To Love"
-@mint ridge
🐡
so sorry, no deeliver.
I need a discordian gf fr.
no ups

no
i wanna kms
no, what you need is help.
she promised she would jump off with me but in the end she left finding happiness.
damn
jump off where
a 15 story building.
alps of swiss
i already have a gf so.
she promised she would stand off with me but in the end she stand finding off.
oh
you need atleast 3 people for a standoff
(a mexican one atleast)
shush.
feel bad for you fr.
i feel pretty good.
thats nice
you will be, you will.
i wanna test smth

:trol:
congrats
delete this.
Thx
i have (serious) investments to make
i need to save my money not spend it
how serious
a karaoke machine serious
fake pixels. 
damn
damn
Yall really gotta fix this cheating problem
2 cheaters on one team boosting one guy
And the guy being boosted didn’t even get banned
People using radar cheats left and right
And us normal people don’t even get any compensation for our time being wasted
Yeah
basically
i just started a game
and our random went afk
we lost 8-10 in 4V5
thats crazy
And they don’t get punished
It should be a 24h ban every time you leave or don’t play a started match
7 days ban
Yeah
Three strikes and you get IP Banned
I either get bots on my team and max ranks in the other or cheaters on my team and the other
If they are on my team my team most the time doesn’t even kick them
And I’m forced to leave
And accept the timeout
its so boring i had a hacker on my team he was playing normal first round but he had 3 headshots with usps so it was like a bit suspicious but fair enough he mightve just been good. then 2nd round he buys mg60 and is just campin, spawn killing the other team cross map all gamw
whats the fun in that
how is that any fun
We need a Anti Cheat man
Or at least a way to stop the match if the whole team votes that there’s a cheater in the lobby
and votekick is no help
then its just 4-5
or the random who doesnt wanna kick him cause we are winning
Ye this might be useful
But tho, this can be used in a wrong way too
Hi
Admin has to review it
It can’t be used wrongly
It just pauses the match
And you can start another one
If they notice you are just using it to not loose score they can just ban you
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Yk admins are busy too
They cant 24/7 review every match
There s plenty of matches in the same time
They do it,but when people report the guy yk
Not when people try to vote for match to end
Alright then what’s your solution :/
Better anti cheat,
man i feel like puking
Then one anti cheat,maybe Something that can solve this ping teleport hack,u can like if u have 200+ ping more times ,to get kicked or Something
Maybe
Damm guys ... Ranger and phoenix
Its sad tho,i won vs hackers and canceled the match and they took my MMR
After some days
I could have been Champion
If you win against cheaters and they get banned the match shouldn’t get cancelled
Well,it did
I can show u whenever
They have an advantage and they still lost how is that possible 😭
I have plenty
u got scammed
They are dumb hackers,i also know the tactic to counter that ping tp hack
Some guy in china on his 2001 phone in 20fps
Then you get the moments when the enemy team is all bronze and silver and we are four to three ranks higher
There s no way sv3 can get in matches with g3+
Bruh
I mean,even if its true,i don't see anything wrong,i got with 2 golds and me and my mate were phoenix today,we easily won 8-0
That’s what I’m saying
Tell that to him when he wall bangs you trough door on mid while making one sound note
U even tried to record for report?
Or to his temate who headshot half the team with a deagle
I reported 2 times to the staff,and they got banned
These guys weren’t cheating they were just smurfing
Idk man,i might get sometimes with smurfers but that when i played in gold
Idk tho,its sad i get with elite..
You would think a game as big as this would put more effort into it
Nah
Its annoying that ping cheaters don't get banned tho
In 5 matches, 3 were with ping cheaters
And that was like a week ago,they are still not banned

I can t report all to standoff support,it will look like a spam ☠️
whats the like total concurrent player count for this game roughly
200 million players
If they can dash out thousands of dollars they can spend some on a anti cheat
players
thats mad tbf
Can anyone sell scorpion case for 200.02
Hi guys, I just want to know if there’s an enemy and the enemy’s friend is playing with me as an ally and he also gives them free frags, that means they’re cheating, right?
i swear last time i checked they were 120
...
So they can be ban no ?
Someone for the first time agave me 30g for free
beat me in a 1v1 then yes
nice reading comprehension.
how do i control like the movement without clicking the right botton of the mouse
on pc
Agreed
W,a,s,d
i mean seing
Right click
Without that
ye but i dont want to click right click
Drag the mouse
i want to move the mouse
Like
like all the game
lmaooo real.
Hello
@rich oasis you can report him through this link.
I cant
you can ask this question here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/
do you have an open ticket?
'cus you need to pay to keep it.
M60 user bro i cant even say about them here without getting banned
I hate m60 user
real.
Restart
Hi @hushed cedar
Who need gold
Mod help this guy
I need it
Mee too 🥲
Ok
hey?
How you doing
i am good hru
Killer
Lets chat
Your id
I good
Wait
Ok
Hi @slate shell
@cosmic lily i am pinging u at lilth's place
Wassup
How are you doing
severe lapse of judgment
Fine what about u?
Good
Donate to poor souls 🤡
You r right
Can you give me your home address
I am always right
Yes
if u have good skins ill buy
U will delivery it to my home ❤️❤️
Ktos Polska ?
What am i reading?
english
Only pantern skins you can buy of us
Oke
Gtg bye guys
Why?
2x2 have s4
festal
@hushed cedar
yes
Can you give me 1 million dollar
hmmmm
Hah
Nathan
bro im jamming rn

I am gold 3
Play?
yes
140143190 my id
Do you play game?
yes
I need pleyer
140143190 add me
My id is 138574290
has anyone got a kara i can buy
nah im tryna buy stuff at the moment
😐
what😂
then buy gold.
But o dont have lol
You are right lmao
show me your inv ill see if i can buy some stuff
my kara dg for 5k 
not green, it's only worth 1k. 👎
@lament stream nice flashbang
thanks.
i hate it
you

lemme see
can't get an 1 clear estimate
can i see ur inv
he really needs to see it.
Who has a butterfly
Hate what?
@merry hill hello me a question
If i transfer skin from another account too much
I am ban from market?
i dont believe so
aight
deleted recent miui update
and reinstalled a older but feature rich one
(stupid os killing good features for security fixes)
$3000
damn
he came back from the dead lmao
My heart can't stand this competitive mode.
I'm going to die suddenly in my room playing this game.
It's not that deep
Garbage matching mechanism
Why did I score 20-6 and my teammates played well
Just give me 10MMR
why?
It is getting worse, and the discord Admin cannot take criticism,what a joke.
Useless update
would it be worth to buy a few chameleon cases would i make profit once i can sell them?
Guys what's mmr issue...when i want to play competitive with my friend its shows mmr something idk
But*
He have to play compi solo for that?
probably
Haha sounds like good old so2 to me 🤣🤣
Nothing change, except they increased the gold price and no microphone, what a big joke.
There's microphones?
Voice chat if you prefer
Damm
Fr fr
ive been on and off on it since 2020
Same sice 2019
@errant axle Sorry man i've retired from the so2 scene
Can u give me smthg😔🗣️
Giys why does the compettive matchmaking take do long
So
Yo dm me if u want i can help
Mr falcon today my daady not give me phien
Hello
I couldnt plY sory
the profile pics in this game are crazy
Ingame
VPN and DNS changers are not against the rules
hi
pluh
pluh
wsp nightly
Good morning for you i guess? 
yeh
well afternoon
cuz its 12
pm

Oh okay
is the pass worth to buy if i farm all missions ?
or should i wait for a 30 tiers one?
Is there accepted share Twitch stream ? From standoff2
alka gymbum
yes
IF you can do all missions
i literally completed most of the weekly ones just by doing daily's xD
Can i promo Twitch stream here ??

How can i get other frams besides the lvl frames
Hello
discord is a scam
🐡
i got sent discord nitro by friend and i have to pay to get it
like
it was in dms
w the blue button
still gotta pay so i can get my nitro
crazy scam
@sour star gimme nitro too💀
Nvm
nuh uh
😗
Wild
@sour star again i dont have elite role
Guys is there something i can do i accidentally sold my knife for 1 gold
It is
no.
u just lost ur gold
and ur knife
gg
gg
Get the money from plinko
Btw Jamessss check dms
i aint gonna gamble hell naw
nah
I was jk xd
Gambling
I sent a good song
eh
i dont listen to those brazilian phonks
Also I got 02 as my waifu on those “your bday month = your waifu” posts
This one is rlly aggressive and good
he wouldnt get as much attention if he was using other waifus
like
diff art
hes just sm tiktok kiddo
lol
But I still got 02
just racism
It’s funny with those ocean background videos
It’s way more disgusting than that
nah its fine
Hackers full of game
ion get the point of insta reels
And people getting hit by cars 💀💀💀💀
Those comments under that blonde girl’s account make me wanna vomit
Biker’s fault
who is the blonde girl
Is there any hacker in the server lol

nevesaysjokes
nuh uh
Or smth like that
i mean
insta has the dumbest ppl
with the kost racist mindset

tiktok aint diff
so i dont use them except for writing friwnds
friends
and yes
Yes
i use tiktok to write to ppl like on discord
My recommendations are full of anime edits
Instagram one piece fans are the most toxic kids I’ve ever seen
dont care
Ngl I use discord only to write to friends
😐
i am NOT your friend ☝️😔
sadly
whatcup
☝️😔
ok
I thought u were my friend xd
r u cat?
im narcissist
only ppl i play and talk to a lot r friends
i dont talk to u often
🗣️
Makes sense
Yeah I guess
i talk to u
u talk to me
cuz i dont rlly like going talking to too many ppl
You talk to me sometimes too
gaming,gym>>
Rosie>>
I understand
Like Sayang is ur friend?

yes
i talk to him
i play so2 w him
hes like a big bro
What do u guys think about M9 bayyonet "Frozen" + Glove "living flame"?
its nice, i used to have it.
m9 b frozen?
talking about kumo?
From 1-10, how much u'd rate it?
9
🦙
Hell yeah, that's what i thought
looks best with autmn but those got really expensive
Glove champion will match better for m9 frozen
looks better than most of the gloves.
Yea, 5k to 7k is crazy
He talking abt the match,also a lot of them look better than some orange ones
No knife matches that gloves very well
Meh, champion gloves looks kinda fatty glove (i think)
theyre just oddly colored
Burning fists are good too
I tried and it's pretty okay
Im new to standoff
Immolation gloves will fit well
ok
Can anyone teach me how to play
Thats for sure
just play
Lmao
Hard with these sweats
Welp i'm waiting for someone to try it, if it's good ill get it as soon as my wallet getting fatter
I don't think yk what a sweat player on this game can play
R u a sweat?
Not rlly
Btw im not that bad
I can get kills
I played for like 3 months total
But got a new acc
U got any rank?
Just started acc yesterday
3
Techs or sum
The buttons layout
U wanna see my button layout in dms
Ye
Well I played the game for a few thousand hours I can if you will
Whats ur rank
Ask admin,i can t send links ig
Helpstandoff type that in google
Thx
Haven’t played this season as well as the last one I was elite in season 5
Dam,nice
ty
Bruh is says be ready to attach proof ive reported before but never been asked to attach proof even tho i had it
And where would i attach it?
Dam,ur kinda rusty rn
You can send
haha true
Yes
Click report hacker
Yes
Awehz lmao
That’s it
Yo
Awez bro
XD
Theres no where to put it
Wsg
then type no and again no then they’ll report him
Don’t do anything
Just type no
Aight
You still play?
Did it work?
Yessir
Yea thx
XD should play sometime
You have me added
Yeah just w8 for a little bit and you’re match will be canceled
Its funny i won multiple times vs hackers,and they get my MMR i won from them
I should be champion now

I lost like 70
Guys, does anyone know of any standoff 2 servers to publish weapon skins or buy that are good??? If you know, send me an invitation to MD please
With gold of course
Sad
anyone wanna 1v1
Can't connect to server. Please try again later.
Who can help me??
restart game maybe
Poop
I've done this a few times, rebooted my phone, cleared the app cache. Nothing works
Just create a new one
If anyone knows what to do, write me a private message.
i need help
like
i cant find a competitive match
unless i use russian servers
which im from America so why is it doing this
english servers are non-existent
simple answer
russian ones ig
if u want a game
bcs standoff 2's player base are only russian
💀
i saw that
russian servers r so laggy bruh
im boutta move for this game
does promo codes even work 💀
probably not
watchu mean
give me one
omw to russia
this promo codes is all fake bro
i doubt if there are real ones
am trying to find real ones for long time but all is fake
pretty sure they do giveaways somewhere with them
or give them to youtubers so they do giveaways
idk tho
probably
who knows
pluh
pluh
pluh
ong?
bet
did you guys see new nameles knife its beautiful
both dude
Ippo is peak smh
so i gotta read the manga aswell
insane
Hajime no Ippo is peak boxing
W
im losing hearing in my right ear
only if they continued with anime tho 😔
ikr
guys whats is the rarest think you see on luck after game
they stopped it cuz
3 voice actors died
kimura,kamogawa and i don t remember third one
rip
Wanna have new promocode?
yes hahahahahhaha
@lament stream I love you xoxo.
Slide fr
heyyy
Who is you
who are you....
im kira
Why do these tickets take 5 hours to respond??
oh daym
They gave me role without answering
promocodes are so unreal!!
Womp womp
Yes
its not
wat
what even is tha-
Don't you know what you wrote?
anyways nuh
🚩
?
Stop yapping kiddos
nah uh
Stop cyber bullying
Me
Or else
Ill have to contact the moderators
And you dont wanna see my dark side
my apologies 😔
Good boy
i'll make sure it won t happen again
srtk
How to report a bug in the game
what bug
Follow this article and read the instructions.
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Hey man bugs have feelings too?
They are insects
Why do u wanna report them
Be nicer bro
Smh
Bro because the bug i got banned for 1 hour
In the server
Lol
I got proof
Nice resetname
Guys, does anyone know of any standoff 2 servers to publish weapon skins or buy that are good??? If you know, send me an invitation to MD please (with gold of course)
Like marketplace?
Skin marketplace
No i prefeer a discord server
It is discord server...
Send me the link
Hi
Elo
Hi
is playin on pc ban reason?
no
Ok ty
bummm
Hm
knox

knob.
I need help
wheeze e.
Almost spelt my nick name fr
true! ✅
Just remove the n
drrlaelndzox
hi
kob?
Yeh
kobe!?
Yes
<- this man.
Wrong dude😭
Search for yourself 😭
turkish nation, living in a turkish nation.
(happy nation if it was good).
🚩
i got muted on discord for saying a word that i cant say but your pfp can be that in game? i am very confused
Of ?
Mans body part?
g22 frozen st. 
female
U serious?
Oh
no.
idk.
Cuz i have 4 of those
it doesn't have any reason to.
4 m16 facets
unless a random russian dude boosts it.
Some yter skyblew it up
some guy nuked my fabm prices
W
yeah but going after these kind of investments is pretty much gambling.
Its only gambling if you let it be
I got three deagle BLOOD
you literally don't know if it's gonna go up.
it's gambling lmao.
Yes
If u let it be
and you're letting it be rn.
U starting a clan?
nah i want a kara
althought
that sounds
like a good idea
Add me if u get

Btw tday i was so close at getting f/s venom
case or box
yeah thats like
Think*
like actually crying
are you from englad
Yuh
england**
i just felt like u were english from the way u spoke
i have a gf if u we’re thinking anything like that

Hey hey
What were u talking about profit ??
I wanna know
I also want to be profited
Nah just not very usual to be questioned of my wereabouts at such a different conversation
I think m40 PRO will be profitet
And Deagle BLOOD
and m16 FACET
Like should i sell them if i have ?
Uh then ?
Ohhh ok
Ohh i c now
Will take a few momths probs tho
anyone wanna buy my awm 018 festal?
So be patient
Cost?
750
St ?
just because i need to make a profit
(Cuz i cant pay)
just normal
Not worth it by much
Nah man um fine then
its 70 usually but its dragon pattern
Fym
Still
Not worth it
Too overpriced for my ahh
Beep
Real
thought id turn a profit
Nice shoonging
Bro u r confusing me
Sell it for cheaper ig
And buy the stuff i sugguested
Mabye ull make the profit there
lowest i can do is 700
So which guns did i suggest again ?
I mean u
Val

