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Can anybody help me get to gold 1 currently at s1 almost at s2
Are you good?
I can help
@paper tangle go sleep
sorry man :(
❌
stop harassing him!!!!
Sleep
i miss her
Who?
is the kokodak guy still here
Yes
@ocean pewter @brittle knoll
ongggg
real
@thick yoke u happy now?
fake.
Cocokek?
Coconut
Reix ain't kokodak guy
😂
🐡
🐡
And reix is his friend kokodak
Uhm
someone is impersonating a "mini developer"
and if i dont make a trade with him i am getting banned
a romanian guy
Scammer
romanian = scammer.
Broo
his new account is: hazu.fenomen
but i dont have his id
He scammed u on discord or ingame?
discord
He took ur ingame currency or what?
he said he is gonna give me 2150 gold if I give him 25 lei
5 euros paysafecard
Send ss in dms
Report and ask for the refund
typical
i said that if he doesn't give my money back i will report him
but he said he didn't care
true! ✅
@silk shale @silk moth
Msg this
@paper tangle @silk shale help this guy he got scammed by a guy on discord server he got all the proofd
Proofs
Wasup
Another guy got scammed
Real money this time
I am developer ur account banned pay and u get gold
cuz he knew my favourite knife is a butterfly
This was the case
Will Not work
k
Its a discord scam not a ingame scam
He contacted through discord
And scammed real money
He paid from card
Ask for refund and report the transaction
Under scam and fraud
Contact mod and get that guy banned from server
That all u can do rn
skill issue.
@silk shale contact the bank that you’re currently using and call them that you got scammed and they’ll most likely return your money back.
I’m too tired to help further
:(

It’s 2:43 am and it’s about to be 3 am
lazy mod.
how dare you not be helping 24/7.
True 
Are you on loaf
yeah.
@primal rain please answer the question i asked in dm
it's not card
is like money
but on a paper
it's paysafecar
card
it's like a code
with money in it
and if u put it on the roblox
u get robux
exactly
there's nothing yall can do?
@paper tangle he said he is a mini developer
and he said
if i dont make the trade with him
Nope. u can just get that guy banned
he is gonna ban me
From server
"mini developer" lmao
Lemme see the DMs
Real
Istg
ikr
Axaxaxaxaxa
is that like a turkish laugh.
Russian
Xa
i just played a gameon mm
on sandstone
opponent all used one way smoke
every where
did you win?
yooo
what why.
Zacax
do you even listen to USAO.
What
ok fine.
i'll invite you.
but you have to dm me first.
(i don't want to do it).
You need load invite?
he needs load invite
2hours and 40 minutes
?tag angrydg
Nice angrydigging
🦕 🐽
Nice MoaN
ban this dude plese
just look at his profile
he started one tapping us in allies
came out of nowhere
report him on website @undone mulch
with proof ( video)
match id
ur id
cheater id
Report cheaters here: help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
How to kill people with smoke bomb
XD
@orchid path
WTF
$ sudo hack teleport @spiral thunder
$ sudo hack teleport matvey_gavrilov_21620 of Parish
Is anyone there
Holt cow Netherlands full of cheaters
I cant pass gold
And I can't report
Help
Report cheaters here: help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
guten abend
you claimed you can't. So I gave you the link that informs you how to report cheaters
you’re not the brightest bulb are you
you useless waste basket! Cease your preposterous acts IMMEDIATELY. Unless thou wishes to witness my undying wrath.
Help.standoff2.com , report a cheater
You know there's in game support? Yeah well i press open and there's no send message option that's why I can't
do you have an open ticket?
Then do it
only 1 ticket can be open at a time, but you can him here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
I can't
Oh ok thx

he is on a power trip.
Polish
Literally

I love Poland
hmm.
Hii
Xd
Me from Czech
Yes
alcoholism
nuh uh, it's tradition, not alcoholism.
"alcoholism" is a fabricated derogatory term meant to be weaponized against eastern europe and germany.
(source: it was revealed to me in a dream).
Lmao
fr.
✅
when your feet in the air and your head in the ground 
tomorrow the claire incident commences. 
play what I am playing on spotify.
i need to install spotify... 
If your kitchen ever smells remember this: just check your sink (nice life advice 🐡 )
you realised, didn't you?
what if my bathroom smells but nor the toilet or the sink?
no, i'm genuinely confused.
Floor 100%
aren't you becoming 18 tomorrow?
🦕 _ _
already cleaned.
yeah but why did you call it incident lmao.
Sewer drains yes
it's nice.
Also I was so dumb, yet feeling so smart, back in the day when I was looking for foods as lowest in saturated fats as possible
you mean like where the shower water is drained?
Then I was getting a little suspicious when most sauces had high unsat - sat ratio
I was like bruh how are these so cheap but also healthy
(healthy because low saturated high unsaturated)
🐔
I try to avoid sugar personally.
Either that or sink drain
same!
I just realised!
wow, nice automoderating.
Axaxaxax
real.
dim, do you ever feel alone?
Nah
why so?

claire.
hm?
can we kiss?

"rip" - big pharma shill
uhh...
🐓
Where’s the femboi at
ehh...
Saturated fat is the healthiest
I killed him.
Cruel
Omega 3 takes second place then omega 9 is third
But all 3 are good
Wow illuminati confirm
🦕 _ _
simply a difference in skill.
We do not do that here
i forgot what i was gonna say.
🐔
🤝
based dimsea moment.
I just did
U can tell because there's no cyan
When brightsea
🐔 _ _
wait, dim is your name right?
Really makes you wonder why did everyone stopped using cyan in rainbows
Totally not a conspiracy
The aliens
rainbows used to have 3 colors, we're just slowly going back to our roots.

False! Maybe only in old paintings
yes.
claire.
Just because paint was limited

🐔
🛹
Nice pooping
?
i wish i had a steezus emote.
it's the steezus song!!

Nice caricaturing
I wish I was born an anime girl 

mentally ill fr.
I wish I was born as a strong big muscular anime man with very big muscles and big veins
:trol:

Ngl many times I feel too short
he what
I am not mentally ill.
Can't fit as much muscle as a big man
i totally believe that.
So basically a nomu?
It’s got big muscles
Are the voices telling you that you are?

Bruh
Nice manipulation
📝🦕
Nvm
I suck at reading sometimes
there's noooo sooouuuund, but the engiiiine's droooooneee.
I feel like johan
this is from a poem written in 1807.
oouuuurr miiiiinds set freeee to rooooooooaaaam.
wait adren is that a muse song.
Anime girl vs jojo from season 3

@mint ridge How is your road to master getting along?
true.
I would like to make no comment.
real
he's gold 3 rn.

Two extremes
🦕
lol
wait, you are not 02.
you are downbad for 02.
i thought that word was blacklisted for some reason.
Ok for me it’s either zero 2 of Sasha Necron
soft short kawaii cute anime girl vs big strong muscle 6'5" anime man

Down horrendous
nah the G word is banned bc it often gets used as an insult
@sour star how is your road to legend?

true!
That’s a lot of mmr

Nah you mean fragile brittle very feminine and shy anime girl vs jotaro kujo with big muscles working out in a gym with maximum daily rep
its just funny word
the number of dead bodies in my basement.
well ppl use it to insult
Sure
🐓
you got any proof to back up that claim?
show me the bodies adren.
you will see it personally tomorrow. (:
I know where you live.
🐅
I am inside your walls.
(no bodies).

i knew it.
uhh
TRUE
lmao.

James check DMs

man is spotify premium even worth it.
no
i love piracy!!!
Just get SoundCloud go+
yes (I will get youtube premium next month)
Finally getting rid of the adverts
Yes
is the albums you like readily available online for purchase digitally? then buy

meganto meteor isn't on spotify. 👎
true, might try that.
that is cringe.
That is very unfortunate
pirate the albums.
yea, use soulseek then
can it find my soul?
and if ur on android then soulseeker, it is a soulseek client but for android
realest thing i've seen all day.
has majority of albums, there is a guy i think his username is red_book and has like i think over 30tb of music, anime eroge jpop etc
i could be remembering wrong
tonight, Gotham is relying on one man to save us all.
Please gimme free gold hehe

please leave the server hehe.
so real.
is that a belt?
hit me claire.
not enough for very early carrotwine albums though, it seems as though they are probably lost and im not gonna go through the trouble of checking japanese online stores to ship it here when it probably will never arrive 
No hehe
make me bleed.
that's mudmud bonking doc with a really, really heavy hammer.
🤔
Nothing happened hehe
make me beg to you to end my suffering.
ok, I can help you. hehe.
hehe

when the pain is unbearable!!! 
Where r u from @mint ridge
he's from Victoria, just like me.
Japan 
in fact, we live together.
we do.
(he is in my basement).
🫡
(they doing it)
e-live together.
(they f)
no.
🤔
(we do.)
:brosmile:
maaaaaaaaaan.
(claire loves it.)
Lol
maaaaaaaan.
place: 😾
place, japan: 😸
Moreeeee
so real.
(but keeps rejecting the truth.)
hi from India, I am adren.
I am giving you a night call to tell you how I feel (real)
;-;
Night call?
I drive.
Ayein?
(crashes at 200mph).
@_@
there will be something inside you, it will be hard to explain.
what.
i hate that im gonna be gone for 2 days

what's the reason behind that?
WHAT? party at my house let's gooooooooo.
U both r in relationship 👀
How come?
cant grind so2 and hsr
no.
im gonna go on a trip required by school
yes, but claire does nicht know.
-_-

sucks, at least you don't have to pay for it.
stop germaning
haus icht leben austria?

i dont understand
(im forced to go cuz its already paid)
Have fun
hans, nuke ze filippines.
by my tution
D:
2 days trip

goo goo ga ga.
i left my wife
why are there so many camellia albums missing in spotify.
Delta is it a like camping trip?
I did for claire 💔
downloaded my jams
no
what the heeeeell!!!
we arent camping
either its spotify pooping their pants
we staying on a resort for 2 days
Bored
or whatever
could be that.
or region lock.
though they're kinda old compared to others.
the company he made music for
i doubt it.
huh?
Oh
It's for 10 inr?
7php per day
damn
That sounds rlly exciting
30 downloads, no?
why are there so many cdr albums missing on spotify
spooptify
Idk
bro has like 500 and there only like 20 on there

this is why bandcamp and sc is better
😶🌫️
because spotify is lacking in literally every way.
and soulseek
all people talk about these days the younger generation is just spotify playlist this spotify playlist that
how about you download music
or or
would probably be spotify premium feature
yeah
:kafsmile:
doesn't spotify have an equalizer already?
it does
yeah
just download third party equalizers
hmm...
use different music player then
Hmm so u guys watch jjk?
need my 3 seconds
nvm im using yt premium lmao
i also listen on my phone too
skimping on songs moment
Which volume should I buy after the end of season 2 (jjk)
thank god i declined them for so long
foobar.
foobar.
that the free trial came clutch
berserk.
Tell me T-T
How to get skins 😂
F
you buy them
pay up
buy them.
woman?
Dont have monney…
not real
obv not
Whats that dude
obviously catfish
get some.
ahhhh help spotify is playing laur and i can't skip ittttt.
find out for yourself.

I can help you out.
-_-
nuts from berserk
cant believe some people actually enjoy my tinnikore album xD someone just asked permission to share it on their lolicore telegram or something
i should probably make more
Nah i try send cheap skins
i havent packed my luggagefor a 2 day trip
Sell*
lmao
on their WHAT.
yea
insane.
probabpy.
do NOT confuse this with "aesthetics"
probabpy.
what even is aero fruitycore
Hi, who have promocod?
frutiger aerocore
What is cheapest knife ?
scorpion magnalium.
2007
(literally garbage).
😐
how much clothing do i need for a 2 day trip and it's gonna include dirty activities + swimming
one big suitcase
What do u mean my dirty activities 💀
gonna kms on the way home
1 shirt and 1 pair of pants, everything else is optional.
adultery
someone is honry
U mean masturb*****
activities that'll get your dirty
👀
🧻
do not look up takeshi abo lease on yt and check comments, it is an eroge BGM song but everybody i mean everybody on there just talks about how this is so frutiger aerocore, 2000core animecore how this is like make them feel in 2005 or something like shut up and talk about the music and the game pls and dont mention aesthetics😭
bro is tryna FU on a 2 day school trip NAW
bethovencore
do NOT look up dj gyrotta.
living in the 1700s
wow, that is so yabujincore
gyrotta zao
facts brother, so true my friend.
look up n buna 👍
what
look up Luin Of CeltchaR.
tingling his dingaling
(legit goated).
theres something inside you

are those the lyrics of a song.
🫡🫡
oh its by camellia
😨
you are such a strange girl, I like to turn you upside down.
In school
nanahira overrated. 👎
NOOO
guys, is there anyway buying gold cheaper than the store? like turkey ?
i like nanahira
someone did an 612pp play buts its a m fing rx clear
tho for some reason camellia always goes hard with the instrumental whenever they make stuff.
idk i have to pay for full price
Yeah if you buy 3k G
okay so 5 sets
ok
3k 650 try but cannot even make it to purchase it
lmao.
cuz in europe 😄
a job that slowly kills you 
🥱
Which
Job ur talking about
poison taster
coal miners be like.
💀
uranium handler
axlebolt losing so many profit by rising up turkey prices, got clients for 2-5k euro who willing to buy golds not for a full price like for 3k - 30 euros,
standoff 2 mod 
Gold job
you lose 2 years of living by moderating so2 for 2 minutes

you do realise it's a made up currency, right?
so i still have about 4years
me who moderated for 3 years 
yeah, but its a kid game where kids buying golds like hell idk
sure.
ever listened to team grimoire? listening to their songs in exchange for money would be the musical equivalent of that.
i love grimoire
you die in 8 system hours
i love greivous lady
maaaaaan.
they better buy off a reseller than actual in-game price
let me guess, you like Laur too.
any money that comes from a made up currency is pure profit.
Can any1 help me ,i want to update my roles rq cuz i ranked up
i love tanoc
Bruh that's a bad sentence
dont go
yeah but it slows their profit
wasting
tano*c my beloved.
I'm don't scam
atleast i was buying from turkey evey week golds for 1-2k euros year ago
now its not even profitable to resell it
new tanoc album comingggg
oooh right, do you know yooh as well by any chance?
same.
yes

helo don't scam
@mint ridge whoever wins just list a skin for 30
i love phoebus but spotify ain't playing it rn.
non-premium sadness.
theres only long ver
i think
I said we could play.
i dont even wanna list smth for 30g

anyway, anyone who willing to sell like 30k gold at the range of 170/1euro dm 😄
(i dont anything worth less than 30g)
you want 15g for free?
kinda sad that rampage isn't on spotify.
bad price.
you wanna scroll akr tiger? sure
i have 1800 gold anyones suggestions on what to buy?
cringe price.
@rich crow did I ever tell you that I love you?
uhh
180 boxes.
200k?
troll commencing in 30 Sekunde.
u got it?
nah i wouldnt profit
I got 1m.
you mean cases
to sell 30k theres like 8k lsot

boxes, crates.
170 hella low ball
the wooden ones.
oh
yeah i wouldnt profit
that's the joke.
170 gold for one euro is high ball.
max I would go is 130 at 30k.
im eyeing up the augustine kunai
and whatever those gloves are in the chameleon collection
you should totally buy artificer + molten.
me when my competition is turkiye gold suppliers :dies~1:
stream, yeah.
now its 18,70 euro for 3k, and cannot even buy in europe tho 😄
(i cant win with prices)
sucks.
for you.
what do you suggest then

Mm champion +
i think my whole inv is 30k
artificer + molten.
it's nearly perfect (curse you shader angles!!!).
bro im not buying butt plugs
fell off
weak mindset
I love it when Hel is lizerally sleeping on the keyboard 
does not like shoving it up peoples butt in game
WHAT
but you're willing to buy the bigger buttplug.
insane.
what does this has to do with buttplugs
(he dont likes plugs but he likes rods)
😭
the kunai and dds look like these.
i only need one
NO WAY.
you only need one buttplug? true!
jkcommando looks like a sounding rod
we adding unnecessary innuendos with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️
literally a screwdriver lmao.
RAHHHH
what is a kilometerrr
ok now run over the old man on interstate 5
the kunai only looks good when you inspect you barely see it otherwise
do you know why I tagged you, Helen Keller?
honestly just buy a fang or stiletto for that price.
i had a fang but i got bored of it
so i sold it
viper + tan hide.
:trolsmile:
me when i lie
im not buying a stilleto
I think default gloves with default knife is a way better combination.
maybe just buy the btf legacy and don't use gloves at all!

M9 Dragon Glass + Glove Dragon Glass
your wallet wont regret
What's up
the server needs moderating.
Sky, currently the stars and moon

👍
Looks fine to me
check 5 messages above the message I first tagged you.
smh snitch.

Fake news.
fed.
(ambatugetdmedwitdiswan)
you sing??
no
karaoke
he gonna buy karaoke machine
not 5 but like 10, but what is the difference anyways?
🗣️🗣️🎶
anyone wanna buy my festal wrap for 700 gold (real investment piece)
I love matchmaking in this game
anyone want to love me?
xani loves you pookie bear\











