#💬│english-chat
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When I see a red spot I'm like 🐤🦉🤢
too much artificial flavours.
do you drink tap water dim?
I was just about to say the water pump filter hasn't been changed in 8 years
And there's always been algae in it
i drink filtered water
mm flavour.
Can someone explain to me how we one of our teammates left.. 4 v 5 we lost 10-9 and we get -
Well I'm starting to think hmm maybe that's why I sometimes get a lil nauseous after eating something boiled
gotta love infrastructure
🐇
Also
It definitely ruins the taste of tea, coffee boiled food etc
I remember one time I used bottled water instead and it was better
🐓
Same
Lol
I can send a pic how it looks
enigma told me to say hi to you a few days ago @brittle knoll
I get fresh water from the mountain top 🗣️
Hi mystery
Tell him not hi but to stop using seed oil
🦉
youtube is nowadays gaslighting me that everyone is talking about "the dangers of seed oils" but that's just how my recommendations becamr
Even the big youtubers are clueless !
real 
You’re a salmon
I am a 🐍
What the snake
I am big boss.
Ong Hi Snake
Nice piggigng
🦕🦕
Nice flosting
🐔
🦉
🐦⬛
Cuz it sucks
opium
ken carson
🤢
for you i'd rob a bank 😖
Carti any day
(His newer songs aint hitting) imo
did you just do that in LA for me?
i'm certainly wanted
same!
Hey
Does anyone know the best way to grind exp?
Defuse
I said it first
Yeah
ok you win
So if ur bad then no free exp for u
Nice spigging
🐓
When u get better ur life gets destroyed
Trust me
Switch to coc or sum
Or chess
Moment
Yo
yourself
this is not talked about enough
because it’s so real
so you know?
Good morning
Well for me it hurts my heart to play with 200 ping and die due to -0 everything I prefire with headshots
This game is broke I har 3 games witt only me in the team against 2 this system is broke I newer spend money in this game enymore
This mmr system is broke
I loose mmr rank this way its not fair this way if its 2v2 I need teammate 3 times i play alone

@kind wing wassup u didn't stream 100 case opening?
Can anyone help me get to gold 1 currently s2
my game keeps going from 120 fps to 44 , after 5 min
idk why
started happening today only
earlier wasnt a problen
problem
@jovial warren wassup bro
Hm 
@lilac niche wassup
Nothing much, but i'm fine, you?
Fine too 💪
i eat cocoa powder for breakfast
Yes?
If I get a refund, i get all the money that i spent in the game
?
Sorry for bad english
Yes
So If i press rn the refund button
The money will appear instantly in my bank account?
It will take time for the money to come back, it's not instant
Yep
Hours or days?
Generally it takes 2-3 days
From few hours to few day i think 
Ok, thank You
Depends on the bank, and if it's the weekend or not
I hope soon, cause i need that money 🙂🔫
Tho, don't you get banned or blocked if you do refund and don't have the gold on the account?
Falafel ofc
Guys why all the 6⭐ missions dont count? I already lost more than 10 pass levels becouse of the missions dont count

You are not
Just it gives error

I thought you'd get banned for that, but not like i'll refund to get money back 
If you spend your gold then wants refund your money l think you can get ban for this position.
🧆
Oh okay, thanks, i wasn't sure that you'd get banned for refunding when the gold is spent, but i'm not gonna refund either way, i'm not in need of money 
guys
What?
is it yours ?

Yesss
Show inventory 
same question ^'

People on their way to make randoms thinks they're rich

(it works sometimes)
mission failed
XD
For this guy, yeah 
what
😭
Guten tag

@stoic badge wassup how's the daddy
What ?
His daddy beats him with belt
Oh

Hi
Yes
So crafting profit works?
no you can't.
HEHEHE
you need a license.
what license
What?
the "arms dealer" license.
how to get that

Yep
so that mean i can do crafting profit?
yeah but it's not profitable.
why
Well yeah but bo
Because some skins just have less value than all the skins you are going to craft for a single skin

can somebody help me I need 80 gold
If you sell the separately you might profit more
Welp
can you?
Who doesn’t 🙏🤣
Well kinda… @lament stream is more of an expert so he can give you better advice but for me you really have to have a whole lotta luck to profit from crafting
oh
do you have any suggestion to profit with 200 gold?
profit
For what
invest
Stilleto
people said invest is betterwith min 1-2k golds
You can invest with 10 gold lol
i invest w 200 in low quantity items
does investing takes much time?
You can start with any amount, but of course you can make more profit with larger amounts of gold
i used around 150 gold and alr profited 50
also how to find invest items
yes

around a month or a week depending on what u invest in
What are the best stuff to invest in i really never understood that tbh
Because when you sell stuff there’s always the fee that makes you earn less
hw much time u got it
Can someone please explain to me how to invest and in what?
Mr falcon sory
My net sucks
My daady didn't paid router bill
Where ur case open bideo
Ong its prtty good for me
Im only mad abt the fact that the region gives me slower internet
Menny peapel Tell me dont open crats open cases but the price defrind is big but okay i Got you guyes i sell the crats to buye other give me 1 week to colect real 100 coin cases to open
?
What happened to ur English after playing 1 match with @stoic badge
😭
@primal rain pls check dms
there are several people who have said that I should not open the small wooden boxes that I wanted to open 100 of yesterday, so I sell them for gold and buy the other boxes where you can get gloves and knives instead, but they are very expensive so there will be to go a week before I can make a video of my opening
Fps has gone back to 30-40
I dont understand
In bloodstrike i can get 50-60 on medium graphics
i play witt only 20 fps somtimes 25
Bruh
Thats terrible
But its weird bro , on lowest settings i get 30-40 and it drops to 20s sometimes
Its getting in my way
Yoo wsp all
Who wana join a clan
Axlebolt
Slide stats in dms
Wht?
sorry if you don't understand my broken English, my google translate doesn't always work
😛
right now I have 2500 gold for boxes in a few days I have 3000 more gold so I'm thinking of collecting together to buy 50 boxes it will be 5000 gold and then open them while I make a video for you in a week's time they are a little more expensive than the other boxes I wanted to open
i will share it witt you all
sharp i will open them 😛
Tanks your the messiah
reddy to play noob?
Yes
give me 1 min
I get killed early, because my ping is 200+
its okay just have funn
If your ping is always 200 no matter what u do
Then just uninstall and play something else
Go outside find a calisthenics park
💪🦕
Free gym
it doesn't matter, it's about having fun, I turn on my phone now
se you later chat
🐔
Pc lags
Yea but make sure to get an atx motherboard with a i9 12th gen processor and something on par with rtx 4---
And don't forget ddr5 64gb ram
ok
@brittle knoll kokodak childhood?
Cs is infested with cheaters
prime
yehh slaaah
@cosmic garden wassup
Femboi @paper tangle 
wsp
How are u?
dont be too hard on my dawg 😡
im fine n u ?
Me fine too
goud

son
Want me to be hard on u instead?
He want u to be hard somewhere else
Damn.
i had a teammate that can control his ping and literally teleport today
trick question u aren't
forgot to record it
i can get to 35 maximum with these missions only
theres daily missions and like 4 weeks more
Buy gold pass
but its not enough
And levels
yeh i want to buy gold pass but im afraid of not getting the knife at the end
Then buy levels aswell
they should do something about missions in gold pass
because i dont think people who buy it can finish it all
$$$
do u ave an idea on how much it cost for 1 level?
or like for 10 levels
Except in cs2 they also buy prime accounts to cheat and profit too
Even go to tournamenting
🐓
🐔
But first u collected cases
And selled
Yes?
🐓
They do a lot in a few months (average time of not bannned cheaters in cs2)
🤫
🧏♂️
Some one to play aliados?
wait
133999751
who plays alles my id is 148260292 and im silver II
in a match
o
guyss
pls helppppp
i accidently bought 100 gold case
instead of 100 coin box
how do i refund this
not a joke
its indeed not a joke
ye
pls goddd
give me something good
broooooooooooo
i got 0.40 m4a1 skin
i want dieeeeee
how am i stupid
💀
i lost my all golds
how nice
stupid game
i never got arcane
im level 51
and not even now
damn
absloute waste of money

i hate this game
can we order a item with the pattern that we want?
for example I want a stiletto damacus 026
How?
it’s ur fault lol
Unlucky
i dont think so
so we cant
thx for the info:)
Sup chat
sup
i hate this game
and i dont think u would get that knife because the patterns r rare and its a knife some guy would prolly ask overpay for it so buy another knife
Slaughter to prevail one of the best bands
*for example
try it dawg
Why opened?
like if some guy got a knide with a good pattern he would prolly sell it for a high price
people said you cant refund only way is open
and knives r like kinda rare\
Should I buy AKR comp?
how tf can you accidentally buy a case
even if u said that 9999 times ur golds’ll never be back
Just wait for it to be added to market
ok
Wait a few years
there's like 3 buttons to confirm it
r u cat
:C
ik
so I decided to buy a butterfly dragon
im a dragon
Nice
nice
how can you be ignorant for 3 separate actions
He’s like me
when ur hand is faster than ur brain
should actually be in mental disability support class
What's so special about half gloves?
I should ik
yea but like 1-2 should be fine but it's like 3 separate actions on a different places
you can't just accidentally double tap to buy a case
Maybe he thought he was buying the box
Good for you 
????
?
m f it's like
press box/case
press buy or inspect
press buy
optional:
use slider
use counter to input amount
3 separate buttons
confirming you buying the thing
I’m not exactly the smartest person I keep saying that
even more if you want to get more
with your life decision pretty much, but that's beside the point
i bought case instead of box
Wdym by that?
no theres no action bro
i press shop and press box
but accidently pressed case
and bought
yea so? it'll ask how many you'll buy first
and i pressed "buy"
...
actually
and its my fault
dumb
yes
Actually tell me what you mean by that pls
ur completly true
yea no imma sleep
i m dumb
i cant take this no more, i just dropped by and im being intellectually dueled
No actually
You just insult me like that and refuse to explain?
🥵🥵
what
At what price u got em?
100 gold
Hmm not bad
and got 0.43 m4a1 skin
how
Sistah I was sleeping
Cases price are 110 to 125
Me too✅
Its fake only you can buy it
Or opning case
I know
Yaeh 🥲
Wtf
Can you get wraps to the default knife
And people can give you gold
Nope
How
You sell gun but it have pantern
Over price
Yestrday my frend give me 20 gold
So I need to sell gun wraps for over price
To your frend
But then know will buy them
I don't have friends who play standoff
Why would yoo give me gold
Sis sis sista? 
That’s basically me saying bro 
I only have skins that go for like 0.10 gold xd
Wellcome
lol
Lmao
My skind over 2 gold Xd
How much gold do you have
Do you play so2
20
NUH I meant how did yk im a girl but nvm
so2?
Standoff 2
Yea
I mean it was hard figuring out
Yeah
(I just guessed really)
Pookie only if ure a femboi
Sup Aik
So what am I as yk rn?
Id?
Last game I got a 13/4 KD in defuse
How are you?
Why?
Later bro
Ehh not bad
I just asked
Where are you from my friend
I ask you why do you want my id, i said i played the game, but never said i wanted to play with you 
Kurdistan
Forgot about that

Eh?
In which country do you live in Kurdistan
Erbil
I meant gender 
Nope
Iran

Xd
Stop talking abt that 
It's country
i mean you kinda act like a guy most of the time
man I wanna sleep more
Hehehe
What the hell is Erbil
Sleep tgt? 

sorry I do that with someone else
Sleep with your partner
(even if he's far)
so true man
That’s sed
Capital of Iraqi Kurdistan
i did ...
He? 
Kurdista is part of iraq
Idk the pronouns, so i said that 
That’s insane


If you play valorant
Hm femboi be like
i lost my sanity C:

i only play valorant to like grind the BP and just upgrade my skins
(i don't have any driver license but shh)
spent like around 2.3k USD




im hella broke rn
Ure the poor
(i'm poor)
Me to


Anyways
indeed
i opened the case
Be my femboi when 
Never 
and i got m4a1 0.43g (:
Nice bro ^^
never because i have no time for that
i bought case accidenlt
Not u
But I love femboi 
Replied to mine
I know

Ure wrong
U got arcane startrack?
i got rare m4a1 which one makes 0.43 gold
rip my 100 gold
😭
Damm
😭
Rip
U should be in jail for laughing at other down fall
(i love laughing from people's pain)

How do u feel being a femboi
I feel perfect
Y
Because i am perfect in the eyes of my special one 
not funny bro
The urge to say ew
For me it is. 
😦
Go on, say it ^^
Idrc abt people's opinion
Hope u get the same fate every time u buy cases
I never buy any 
I won’t cus I love femboi
Brokiee
It's always a waste of money, so i'm never opening any
I got some, like the sharp ones, but i keep them for when it'll go higher in price 
Even tho it'll take some months or years
i just buy skins 

Same
Speaking of skins
I need
My autumn gloves.
I need my m9.
Wdyt abt fang gloves
I need my geometric gloves.
it be like that
How much is the entire set price? 
I need my purple camo.

Depending on the m9 I go for
13k
Maybe 14k
Oh okay
Bros rich
assuming I get them for the price I listed them for
Knox
get off of discord and rest
clearly you aren't taking care of yourself
nuh uh
Bro need
you haven't tried
A life
Only when i'm sleeping or with someone in particular 

S(h)ame

man what a nice chat

Yes
its not like im not paying attention and just wants to sleep but i go to work in 4 hoours
wooooooo
im so tired
I go to sleep in 4 hours, just to be a very nice guy 
(I'm actually not)
insane
Not femboi?
I am one yeah 
But i still say i'm a guy too -w-
Nuh uh femboi only
Bc i'm tired of some russians thinking i'm a girl 
money on shoes that mean i walk to the money
But as always
money on my watch that means time is money
I decline their dms 
W dad
W dad
(he's like mine, help)
nice money
money on my phone that means i talk to the money
(but instead of refusing to buy me gold, he just hit me randomly) 
real
Ur daady buy u nitro
Nope
Umpossible
my dad explained to me how 50$ can be a great pre-economy-crisis investment
I bought it myself
so you bought something more useless than a gold
I'm 18 bruh, my dad don't buy me anything, only my mother buys me some food and the basics 
Hum, yeah 
dont check behind your sink
Did they kick u out?
(i have an inventory that satisfied me enough, so i bought that, and i have some money in the back in case) 
@paper tangle cute pfp
Nope, they're divorced, and the low amount of time i spend with my father, is a pain 
I will (I found a big ahh spider)
True
I need sleeping pill now bie
I am 14 and nid gold
I was OD ytd
Bye
Hehehe
Sory
Lowkey think my homie is avoiding playing this game 💀💀💀😭
(i have no idea what you mean by that)
And get your own money 
Overdose
Not surprised if im being honest
So many femboi I feel like I’m in heaven
What
what
What
Stay away from me 
Hehehe
Hehehe
@errant axle can you stop
Cuz I have a butterfly knife already
Mb
Why u deleting my messages dog
Let's trade here stealcreditcard. com
Because its not allowed.
Cuz ya can't advertise in the server.
Mbmb
Real
Fr, don't approach me 
🔥🙏🙏😕
Why don't u sell it on the market
Hi
Idrk
Ure taken dw i like azasiee more
It's way more expensive than some scorpion knife
why tho
😦
I like femboi hehehe
Ain't you taken too 
…
I used to have karambit unvirse
Oh damn ba bie if that’s the case
no
@hecker
we just talk like that
Good 
even tho I do feel like that with them
Oh okay, my bad then 
I still have a chance
Its fine
You're cooked
All the knifes i owned r jakomando butterfly karambit
I screen
@paper tangle it seems the vibes is completely different around here
And 2 more but i forgot the names
yeah but im just too used to it
I might send them to yk who 
(I dont)
what for 
Same here
(mhm can't trust)
Idk I like teasing u
😦
I felt no sense of teasing here
Bullying
probably because im too tired
Leave my pure azaza alone
(unreal)
Sleep then
Am here
Didn't u sleep gang?
at 4 am yeah
Go to sleep my angel
Night shift?
no
I slept at 5 💀
yeah
Better sleep a lil bit then not sleeping at all
Gl omo
good for you man 
I came back home at 1 in the morning
because of work
Hell naw
That ain't good
i have no idea what omo means but thanks ig
I'm trying to sleep earlier but I'm doing thr opposite
i think
food coma better

Ask for a day off
I just know it’s Korean but I forgot what it’s
I have asked for 3 last month and one this month already, I'm not ashamed
seems good ig
insane
Losing job Speedrun
Sth like surprise ig im not sure
Moment
its fine if you don't know
but thanks for the gl charm
Oh yeah I remember ehy I stood up so late
Was trash talking this guy acting like he's the shi while going 4-6
If u don’t wanna sleep just eat healthy and drink sth that will wake u up
U will get to hold out for the night
Had to stay in that lobby fr
that's what im planning to do anyways
Back
By NOT drinking a monster
how much yall think the knives finna be cuz im thinkin bout buying the pass
Btw u might pass out Sumday
That shi is no fun
i dont even drink those at all
1.5k 2k
I felt like i was going to die
Tc
it be like that
The taste of it was familiar to ngl
idk its animation looks unique but it looks like too much
Back in secondary school every evening I'd buy one of those to drink
Idek how I did that every other evening
its been awful for almost a year
cuz of college too
but im just too used to it








