#💬│english-chat
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@woven axle english ????
🤯
@woven axle ingles
He's Romanian
He tryna say he can t speak english,but in his own homemade language ig
Xaxaxaxaxa
jajaja
hahaha!
Type that in Russian characters :)
rsrsrsrsss
Zazazazaza
úauauaua
Can t
Wawaawaaweaeaea
ihihih
Uauauauauauauaua
Can*
Wawawawawawawawa
muahahhaha😈
Cannot
lalalala
Blah blah
Qaqaqaqaqaqaqaqa
rarararararararararara
Nanananananan
Let's stop that now

=)))))
.
.
lets talk about how hard this sticker is
aza racist!
no
(it has fires and skull)
only cuz we are bleck
Yk what else is hard?
NO

the sticker goes hard
real
i go harder
penguin spin when
I need to be like this guy
hard image. 🔥
🐲
Pick flash bang
same same

A.I. generated
cugara!!!
Woop
womp
Waap
cox
Happens everyday
Xaxaxaxaxa
Lmao,bots

Why delete?
And it sentrd me to russian cjat

As it should
It was a player's name
Because this is English you goof ball

And join back to the server
Sherlock holmes

/ban
Guess what looks like a red button and says ban on it
/ban @late fulcrum
/ban @late fulcrum
Bro
Oh

real
Ban
They have mod logs
Audit logs

/ban @late fulcrum 300 years


There is logs in this server
Reason:Unknown
👍
I know
Nah
Xaxa
Xaxaxaxaxa
Reason: deserved
Type xaxa in russian
Reason:
/Ban @rich crow
Ur not HIM
I am
Yeah they cant ban
Where u from guys ?
Can t relate
Nah
Noob
U have 2 chats
(he was muted)
Brah,why
the dev ping
Lmao,how much
like the /ban thing
😭
💀
He's gonna have to find something to do for 3hrs
Real
Just go outside
True
@late fulcrum nerd
Ye
He can ping helpers
@paper tangle hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
And then ban him
Shh
ello
execution date 5 April, Friday
reason: pinging aza
wehre may masta rohl

I'm joining this event
Real
🔥
Mute message: trying to ban him :(
truly the best one
!ban @paper tangle
Reason: Too handsome for tinder
wheremymasterrole

LMAO
Lol
hands off him, he's mine.
WHERE
faster!!!
No way
they not answerin the damn ticket!
yes ik
i wanna make them answer me not role
are they dead
or i'll just ask him.
2x
@paper tangle who would you take, me or albert?
😂😭
interesting
U better sleep with both eyes open@lament stream



Every move
i'm hitting the griddy rn.
U better prepare for whats comin next
this cat is awesome
Tell me
i love batman hitting the griddy.
Thats literally me,wdym
nuh uh
Yuh uh
insane
where y at at
Doxbin
connections
i'm about to dox Azathoth!!!
Its marvelious, mysterious and fabulous spectaculous dangerous magnificient whats coming next
.
he lives in america and is a male.
(very private information).
ik what you cooking
hi wizy!
hiii!
the wizer.
😈
Not even @paper tangle can stop whats gonna happen😈
pytonizer
😮😮😮
I think its enough for me to get his adress
His bank acc
His soul
Hack his pc

Who can it be now
Are you by accident pyther from lego Ninjago s1?
no.
Agree
when my the legend role!!!!
Comms officer
the legend role will be real in 12 seconds.
legend role is a mandela effect

never existed
ik but its slow
Fake,ban for fakin fake giving fake role faking fake
🥶
@paper tangle is this true?
unreal
unreal




fake.
Shamalamadingdong
our wife.
Yuh uh
fps boost!!!
Fps boost
fps boost
fps boost!!
fps boost!1!1?1?1?1!1?1?
is that taken from a yt thumbnail.
awesome.
Fps boost
Fnfal boost
real.
A framerate in ur boost


√{8x+f>5x+p=2x+s} = 140
Sleep time, npc cycle restarts
Python
nice background
real
yes.
Grades are cooked but atleast weather is nice

I use c+
too complex

!!!
i wish there was an app like duolingo but just for coding languages
that would be cool
or for math
I think there is
whats the name!!
frfr
874 streak
Very cool
and already learned the simple things
But have you learned shoong language?
spanish is very cool
no
🐓
Nice clown moldure
but not cup of my tea
Avatar decoration
į.
what the hell!!
ę
the letter.
Ğ
į.
funny G
6
Œ
😱
Ə
Ğ.
Æ
the german ss.
We are gambling discord lootboxes
german is funny




hmm
Hell no
mods!! crush his skull!
YOO I didn't know that begging is forbidden I'm sorry
Dont tag her
You dont have permission for tag her
maaaaaaaaan.
He definitely muted.
Maaaaaan.
true! ✅
Definitely
truly one of the statements of all time.
Truly one of the mutes of all time
Best mute would be python (jk)
🐡
Anyone down for alias
Have a goodnight
Gn solider!
what soldier
gut night turan!
My day is actually ruined
why is that!?
Just something I watched
gore
p
?
yes
What the p stands for
paragraph.
corn
Was one of those uhhh
💀
Old investigation videos
And this suspect they interviewed was insane
Like dam bruh
It really makes you think
real.
I'll give it a read
Yo
P stands for the pipipoopoman
yeah.
i mean, it's cm so i can only use certain ops.
i'll play another stage so you can pick.

@rich crow check this out
look at my screen rq
ru watching
ive been going on a rampge
rampage
i was struggling to pass 1300 it was a mental battle
1500 💀
in 2-3 days
hell nah
1500 fide is like
1800
im probably 1000 fide
1200
maybe
i dont have a fide rating though
so i dont really even know
lemme show u a bullet game rq
Allies?
G2+
Fast
okay so
bro didnt even
put up a fight
30 seconds ahead
i mean im kinda used to play international masters
in bullet
lichess ahh tournam,ents
anyways just wanted to show u my accomplishment
if i get 1600 im gonna be rewarded w 400$
no way
lichess 1000 is
600
cc
💀
but cant say for sure tho the rating system is different
1500 cc is 1800 lichess
i dont play lichess however
i only do puzzles there
i like cc more
its more profesional like
you teached a what
prodigy?
from ur school or what
did u beat him?
hmm
yk what u should do?
you should practice tactics
you wont need a positional understanding till 2000 elo
im not even good at chess
i just spot tactics
anyways ima hop off cya guys
yo
Watt to buye for 1500 gold
knife
I have 3 knife and gloves
i have 200 sticker's so maby like you Say skins but watt skins?
I have 2 knives and 2 gloves
No
Yes i had nice skins in my inventory
I have
Alright
I don’t think the English isn’t Englishing
I have skins maby I buye new usp
Welcome to the bully hood
cool
Ure boring
Vann be the ceo of it
boioioioioing.
U wanna be the manager?
Y not

Nuh uh
@paper tangle @rich crow

??
Baller
U miss me?



no food 
What about slicer
Yum yum churro


@paper tangle I have a situation, me and my team found a good person who said plays pc, so we played a bunch of games together and even invited to clan, but he was banned because apparently he was hacking.. will we get banned for playing with him in a party for like 20+ games? Because we did not know he was hacking at all
not reading all dat
Can u
congrats, or sorry that it happened, idk not reading it.
just to make sure, explain it to the Support team.
Like if I get banned?
Yeah
Hm
Lol

a righteous smite shall befall upon thy!!!
\🥝
:kkiwi:
@paper tangle when will the matchmaking get fixed and clumsy users get banned
like find a way to detect clumsy
like anti cheat
that never works
That is mostly unknown, and for people who are using clumsy is upto for the players to report them.

so y'all don't care about the cheating?
axelbolt doesn't care about fair play?
wow

I'm waiting
We do care about the cheating situation, it’s just most of the time players won’t or don’t report them, and for the players that do report them just end up complaining about the cheater not being punished fast enough, the support team has other things to deal with and let them take their time to respond to each and every message they get. Axlebolt themselves do also care about fair play which is why Level Based Matchmaking was introduced, though many players don’t like it, it was them who finalized the system.
Other than that just have some patience with the company and also the Support Team, they’re trying their best to make the game better for the players that do care about the game.
☝️
level based matchmaking made the competitive gameplay unplayable for gold players bc a gold 2 gets a phonix on the enemy team bc one of the random teammate was gold 4 and now there's a million opportunity from phoenixes to masters to join the match
it that fair play?
and what is a discord mod supposed to do about it
huh
complain to the company that the community has problems with the matchmaking and cheating situations
???
are you special
no but im not brainroted
In my opinion, it’s not, but to them it’s fair play. I do not know when or why they implemented the system but they said it’s to make the game fair for new players.
axlebolt is well aware of all these problems and they even have a feedback system
they just willingly choose not to do it
and one trial mod literally can’t do anything
and have you seen any changes from the feedback system?
some
luckily you’ve seen every single feedback
on their site
a trail mod knows more than 80% of the whole server
knows more of what
about the company and the plans??
no he doesn’t

multi million $ company would totally share confidential info with a discord guy
I don’t see the point of telling trial mods about such things
and most trial mods won’t be trusted because of update leaks and such
who or where else should i tell these things?
The support team
helpers don’t even have the option to ban lmao
True
who bans people than?
mods
i don't see any mods
“community supporters”

you literally said helper's can't do no nothing
community supporters aren’t helpers
its 2 am
sleep.
wdym
nuh uh
bruh
Better to stop now
heart disease: 

hope i die tomorrow
doesn't that count as death wish?
I don’t think that was the right response Python
real
their*.
I think they're doing the best they can with the resources they have
In the moment type of response
billion dollar company cant fix their game
billion
what'd you expect from a million one
??
How do you know they're billions
which company is thaz
that
real.
💀💀
activision too ngl
ubi just makes bad games
they suck
Activision too
ea makes those dls's on purpose
to make money
and don't really care about the game itself
yeah but valve has vac ban
people don't wanna risk losing all there games
lol vac ban ain't doin shi
you can't bypass vac bans
like vac ban works
you've obv never played cs2
i don't have a computer only thing i have is my "school" laptop
which i play btd6 on
i cracked it now it's my own personal computer
vac only exists per game
?
significantly lower lmao
What makes you think a moderator would have insider information
cs2 is still unplayable
they work here?
no?
might have to check in a few days if game is actually playable
in high "ranks" you get cheaters about every 4-5 matches. Even third party matchmaking with better anti-cheat measures aren't safe
Doesn't mean they would have insider information
man of you work in for example tesla and your an engineer there don't you think you would have insider information????
ofc you do
it isn't even rank anymore, since elo is public. the satisfaction imo of hidden elo the peak rank system, tho it is still rank but it's basically just high elo grind with cheaters
And also he doesn't work with axelbolt directly
He's just moderating thr server lmfao
why you laughing at him?
m f, since when does moderating is the same level as an engineer
I'm not?
engineers have hands on involvement with the materials and stuff
you don't get it
He’s not.
In fact I got more respect for aza cuz for sure I could NOT deal with yall
if you work in a company
moderators sit on the chair and look at the social media they tryna clean up
you fo ahbe insider information
Not even a sarcastic way
@paper tangle why did you become a moderator?
Cuz he wanted to
am i asking you?
To help and guide people to get their problem fixed.
Though most of the time they can’t be fixed
Ion care if u asked for my input
problems rooted in stupidity is hard to fix :shrug:
you don't get paid?
Took me 3 years to get in this position
Other than that, please have yourself a goodnight rest.
(could have honestly gotten it alot quicker if the discord staff knew how dumb, and active the community back then in your timezone)
do you try to get a higher position that gets paid?
(but typical axlebolt even in discord is still ignorant)
No, I don’t. I like the way I am currently.
I don't understand are you insulting me?
He’s not.
no
<@&473212329643737098> are official axlebolt staff, so they get paid
ohh now i understand
you meant that when he said it took him 3 years for that position
Sup
is that the kkk in your pfp?
Today i tried lo login in my account like everyday, but when i entered to my acc the game looks like if im login with new account, i lost my account? i cant understand nothing about this if some1 can help me please
yea
You can head over to this website and contact the Support Team for this problem.
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Bro has a flash bang in his profile
bro's whiter than light before prisma
how much they can take to answer
1-3 days
sorry if my pfp annoy u
Im so scared about this fr
how my account can disapear
It's a racist photo (not that I care abt racism half the time)
Around 1-3 business days, and lately it’s been happening for like 7 business days. Just have some patience with them please.
yes i have patience but understan me..
No, he was directing that comment to me.
Yes I know what you’re saying, but I’m just explaining the process. Also you might want to also ask the Support team (not ours but like the Apple’s or Android’s team) for their opinions too.
Salamander
tuna
u mean this can be android fault?
It could also be that.
Is that a threat
I’m just saying that it could be also their problem too so you might want to head to their support center.
@paper tangle hes threatening meeee
idk i can log in with my account but its like new so2 acc
idk ill ask to Android team too
Alright then, have yourself a good day.

its not gonna be good day
@pallid galleon why are you here
idc
☹️☹️☹️
fr man
maaaaaaaaaaaan.
why this to me
Ok
Dang this chat is dead
Guys does anyone know if its possible to have full screen aim?
I have long fingers i keep aiming on the left side when i flick and my screen just freezes
game aim space is only on the right side
…
I cant get used to it im a cops comp player and i recently moved to so2 the game is amazing its just this aiming zone that i dont like
Cant get used to it at all
🛌
How to get better aim
practice
Rank? Somos 2
just disable the shooting zone.
on the settings.
I did thats not the problem xd
Im on an ipad pro 12.9 its a big device but my fingers are just so long so i need the usage of the whole screen to aim xd
I hope they remove the zones in the future
dude how long are your fingers damn
Fr
Like the zone where u press and it shoots?
U want it gone?
There is option to remove it
Like button, button + zone, zone
Just choose whatever u want
@chrome patio aim area brub
Ohhh when he said aim I was confused cuz I thought he meant the scope
💀
But I also agree the game should make the half screen be adjustable to how much u can aim
Even tho ig it doesn’t bother me..
What’s that
What's up guys good morning
I am a very tall guy and a mma fighter so yeah my fingers are long af 😂
@brittle knoll #📸│photos message
Nice prank
Not a prank
Oh I was looking at the end of channel
u kinda look like dillon danis (ik im not spelling it right)
🦕
The msg is just too gigh
Sometimes when i flick i use the whole horizontal screen yk? Like my thumb goes on the left side and then it wont let me aim so yeah thats what i mean
Hahah ye i got that one before
Usually ppl tell me i look like ScreaM
Yeah
Nice repost
Fertilizer better
Maaaan
I'm gonna buy aaaa
Pot and start farming something
I think I'll try eggplant
Should I find a good spot for it to get sunlight, I'll try tomato
U need land for farming
Yes try its Tomato good easy
That's very disrespectful to ants
I remember growing some tomatoes once
I'll try italian ones
Or something idk
Small ones
📯 🦣
My sincere apology to the ant colonies
Without enough sunlight they won't taste as good
But summer is approaching
They would take much more time to grow too
maybe that's why my tomatoes tasted weird
Yes
I have grown tomatoes it' is a very delicate plant
they were slightly bitter-ish
Lack of umami development
I think must apply magnifying glass to sunlight so more sun hits tomatoe
@stray violet reset name where are u ?
Idk
It's hard cuz off
Alignment
Direct sunlight is impossible to get all the time unless you are on a flat land
You wanna playyyyy let's playy
Romania cold no sun
Honestly.. that happened to me too
🐡
Cuz my sens isn’t that high
Anyone uses M1 pro converter
So I try to aim with my thumb completely covering the entire screen
Romania is so cold
Is it good
There are other houses obstructing it
I mean mold
And if it's not that, it's my own house's walls
Mouse keyboard on phone cheap product anyone know about
The window is facing a single direction
@brittle knoll grow some potato they are even easier and need less sunlight
I am so
Poooooop
Maaaan
Potatoes full of carbs
🦕 _ _
But hmm tomatoes are kinda more sugar
🐓 🐓

American


🐡
U need to grow a lot of em to make oil
Yeeeeaaaa
I smell tax
I'll do potatoes then
📝🦕
Haven't ate potatoes in a long time because very bad source of nutriment
Bruh actually if it's not gonna be cents cheap to grow then i won't bother
Because potatoes are extremely cheap to buy
But from what I know from Minecraft, u can grow potatoes using potatoes 🦕 🦕 🦕 🦕
Yeah i have an insanely aim only one taps cuz im a t1 cops player but all the time all i do is flick so its kinda unplayable for me ngl
Ye i dont think il move i just played a rank its fr annoying
T1 for critical ops?
Dam..
That’s acryallly crazy
Actually
Shouldn’t u be like
Champ or master in comp then
Was thinking to move to so2 cuz the comp and prize pool majors are insanely high compared to cops
U mean in cops?
So2
I played 6 matches and im gold 4 or something
Mmm
Me albania be careful
Well that makes sense cuz u played similar shooting games for year
No not gold
Years
Silver*
I started playing last summer
🔫 🐔
And I hit elite
Dang..







