💬│english-chat

[pliant linden]

Yes, das why I think we're special ❤

You

[rich crow]

💀

[deft ermine]

Yes me

[pliant linden]

🚛🚛

[pliant linden]

Why you

[verbal cloak]

Too much brainrot, bb guys

[pliant linden]

Go

[deft ermine]

Bc you

[pliant linden]

I am swyoat

Not you

[deft ermine]

Im not me

Your you

[pliant linden]

Who is me

[slate shell]

@pliant linden wassup

[rich crow]

bro shut up

[pliant linden]

Wsgg

[deft ermine]

Me is him

[pliant linden]

Bro is not him 😭🙏

What... 💔

[rich crow]

wrong tag sorry

[pliant linden]

...

[rich crow]

you dumb numb

[deft ermine]

No im me

[pliant linden]

Who is me

[rich crow]

you cat bat

[deft ermine]

Me is then

[rich crow]

you small pack

[deft ermine]

Them

[pliant linden]

Who is them

[rich crow]

lack sack

[deft ermine]

They are you

[rich crow]

[pliant linden]

Godzilla bbg I think you're being ignored rn

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

ngl yes

[pliant linden]

My bad bb 💔

[rich crow]

💀

[pliant linden]

You hurt my feelings first

[rich crow]

calm down bro

we friends

[pliant linden]

Make it official

If you're brave enough 😈

[slate shell]

🤡

[pliant linden]

What do you want btw, you pinged me

[slate shell]

Nothing

I was just asking how are u

[pliant linden]

I am skibidi.

[slate shell]

Toilet

[pliant linden]

Skibidi toilet

[slate shell]

🚽

Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet skibidi toilet 🚽🚽🚽

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[pliant linden]

🔥

[rich crow]

buying btc when it goes down to $2

[slate shell]

Real

[proper gyro]

drops to 2cents

[pliant linden]

I can relate

[rich crow]

even better

[pliant linden]

Clearly you do not understand how this works kid.

[kind wing]

Tomorro I Will open 100 cases Wish me Luck I need it

[proper gyro]

never recovers

[slate shell]

Nooo

[pliant linden]

Stream it

I wanna watch

[slate shell]

Yeah ping me too

[proper gyro]

what you gonna do? 🤨

[deft ermine]

😩

[kind wing]

Normal i newer stream but i make video

[rich crow]

🔫

[pliant linden]

No but I mean vc on discord and share screen it

Vc this server

We wanna watch you doing business

[deft ermine]

😏

[rich crow]

businesssss

[kind wing]

Sure I Will do it

[pliant linden]

Yes it is business

[pliant linden]

You are one case away from karambit gold

[slate shell]

Ping me too i wanna watch too

[pliant linden]

Let me know when

[kind wing]

I dont now watt time nyt i tell you all tomorro

[rich crow]

youre buying me orgin cases?

[pliant linden]

Alright 👌

[pliant linden]

Buying.. you? Nah.

[rich crow]

im taking away your n pass

[deft ermine]

Wait till im awake

[kind wing]

Last time i opnet 100 cases i only Got 1 red

[rich crow]

L

[deft ermine]

Same

[rich crow]

i got stat treasure

[stoic badge]

What r u mean

[deft ermine]

St gilded val

[stoic badge]

Case is bad

[deft ermine]

Shhh

Theyre fun

[kind wing]

Watt case is best

[supple hawk]

Any1 allies g1+?

[stoic badge]

Give me 3 case haha

[rich crow]

orgin

[stoic badge]

Case is expensive

Market cheao

Chieap

You save money

[kind wing]

To expensiv

[stoic badge]

But u also buay autumn gloves

[rich crow]

nah pretty chea[

cheap

[kind wing]

Not og you open 100

[rich crow]

1000*

[kind wing]

Not if you open 100

[rich crow]

i opened 1

and got stat

treasure

[kind wing]

Wow nice

[stoic badge]

He lie

Photo prooff

[kind wing]

Hi noob Se you later for a game maby 20min then im reddy

[stoic badge]

You ahve gold givway

[kind wing]

Im always give gold out I har give 2000 this week to random frinds

[velvet idol]

Bruh

[vapid gust]

how much we think the market gonna go for the rainbow sting knife

[cosmic garden]

grrrrr

[slate shell]

@vapid gust I love ur pfp

[vapid gust]

croc with a gloc

[slate shell]

White croc with a glock

I hate the dark ones

🥰

[vapid gust]

white power

[slate shell]

White privilege

[rich crow]

unreal.

[velvet idol]

2.5-4k gold

[bold leaf]

I've been trying to play Standoff 2 for a long time, but I'm always unfairly banned in less than 1 day, help me, please, I'm Ios

[sage tulip]

search a good player good team 2v2, I am a PC player

[void bronze]

damn

[pallid dragon]

why you got banned for waht reason

[delicate shard]

How are you

[wheat flower]

😂

[delicate shard]

Alphamajestic

[wheat flower]

Boomermajestic

[pallid dragon]

what

[delicate shard]

How are you doing

[proper gyro]

love asia queue

straight up dead

[pallid dragon]

nothing

[pallid dragon]

i think you mean what are you doing

[patent rune]

[rich crow]

Used to be so popular

[grand apex]

What gun skins mainly ct match whit buterfly starfall

[gilded flower]

m4 necro

[rich crow]

Hi

What's the gayest skin in standoff 2?

[worldly monolith]

Everyone for m60 ig

[slim jolt]

Guys which one will you choose between karambit or butterfly

[rich crow]

someone wants to pkay with me ?

[slate shell]

Both are Goat

[rich crow]

someone wants to play with me ?

[slim jolt]

Still let's say you only got money for one then?

[rich crow]

someone wants to play with me ?

[stoic badge]

Butterfly

[cosmic garden]

my ticket still didnt answered

[slate shell]

Hard choice butterfly or any very expensive karambit cheap ones bad

[bronze hull]

cancel and make a new one

[gilded flower]

karambit

[rich crow]

butterfly

[verbal imp]

Had a stroke read that

[slate shell]

Fr 😭

[hoary talon]

Learn to read 🙂

[verbal imp]

Learn how to type a proper sentence.

[slate shell]

Does this decoration looks gey?

4-5 people called me gey today because of it

[cosmic garden]

how cancel

[hoary talon]

🥺

[stoic badge]

MYbe ur

[verbal imp]

Cuz they don't know what it is

[stoic badge]

Say guyzs ranibow is bad

[slate shell]

That's why u daddy beats u with belt

[verbal imp]

💀

[slate shell]

@stoic badge no gold ::megamind::

[stoic badge]

no beacause i buy 100 gold

And he said he can't find drink money

My daady not alllow me gold

[slate shell]

U daddy will beat u again if u continue behaving like this

[cosmic garden]

delete it

delete IY

DELETE

[slate shell]

I will call ur daddy to beat u daily at night before sleep

[cosmic garden]

your acc will get banned

[stoic badge]

Shat up

[cosmic garden]

for age

[stoic badge]

Omg u lier

[cosmic garden]

@stoic badge

[slate shell]

@cosmic garden last time i checked 13 was minimum

[stoic badge]

Me have right am white

[cosmic garden]

its 14

[cosmic garden]

I'm doing something good and you tell me to shut up?

[stoic badge]

But u know how

Houw

[slate shell]

Omg sorry bro i didn't knew u were white i take back what i said before please forgive me please 😭😭😭

[cosmic garden]

shut the hell up

[stoic badge]

Ok me slient

My daady like beer with ice

[slate shell]

What about your mom?

[stoic badge]

My mom not available

[slate shell]

Why?

[stoic badge]

I don't know wher luve

[slate shell]

She offline?

[stoic badge]

Live

[slate shell]

Oh she disconnected from ur LAN wifi server

You live only with daddy?

@cosmic garden dont report him

[cosmic garden]

i did

[slate shell]

Why 😭

[cosmic garden]

look at this dawg bro

[slate shell]

I like this kid he is funny

[cosmic garden]

i wanna make some good things and he said shatap

[slate shell]

His daddy beat him with belt

Because he buy gold 😭😭😭

[cosmic garden]

lmao

[slate shell]

He was asking the other day if he should steal daddy's money

Bro used his daddy card to buy gold 😭😭😭

[stoic badge]

I am sory i get 7 dollar allowance

I buy food

[cosmic garden]

bro doesn't know the mean of notification☠️

[slate shell]

Bro will become man if he stays on discord for a year

[stoic badge]

If i bay gold i don't get eat

[slate shell]

Gold >>> eat

Gold better eat bad

Why eat when u can flex skin in standoff02

[stoic badge]

R u jokker

Ur profile image funy

[slate shell]

No i am clown u dumb

[cosmic garden]

damn, this kid hasnt learn to write yet

[stoic badge]

Sory i am keyboard on pc

[slate shell]

Atleast he isn't play among vr

[verbal imp]

Could say the same about @hoary talon

[slate shell]

Fr

I lost braincell reading that

@stoic badge u live only with daddy?

[stoic badge]

Sometimes my aunt we visit

My daady took phone can't play now

Only pc

[slate shell]

Aunt dont save u from daddy's belt of chaos?

[stoic badge]

Wat u mean

[young anvil]

Hi

[slate shell]

Aunt dont save u from daddy when he beats u with his belt?

[stoic badge]

I mean aunt is guest

[dense totem]

hi

[slate shell]

She could interfere

[dense totem]

how can get rrank in name

[stoic badge]

Ok bye i am play forniite

[dense totem]

🤔

[slate shell]

Bye buy some vbucks

Daddy will be proud

[dense totem]

why i gold

🤡🤡🤡

trolll

[kind wing]

Dont troll play standoff insted 😉

[slate shell]

🤡

[young anvil]

?

[thin yew]

Hello

[young anvil]

Hi

[thin yew]

What are you doing

[cosmic garden]

dd

[thin yew]

What is dd

[cosmic garden]

dd

[thin yew]

Bro what is this

dd

[cosmic garden]

its d and d

[thin yew]

Omg

What the heeeel

Oooh my god

Bro standoff going to die

The game was unpopuler unless 2 years

[void bronze]

unpopular

[thin yew]

I not have english so much iam sory

[void bronze]

its okay

[thin yew]

But i know something diffrend

Can i say

I say something you say what is meaning okay ?

@void bronze

[cosmic garden]

rrtrrrrrr

[void bronze]

huh

[primal rain]

@void bronze nice rating

[paper tangle]

@thin yew can you at least change your profile picture before you get banned and also the status that you have one.

[primal rain]

🐀

Man I'd win

[outer valley]

[floral grail]

Allhu akbar

[bronze hull]

if I'm not wrong there's a red button to cancel it

but ion know

[stoic badge]

Why u don't laike hetler

[floral grail]

I do like

[slate shell]

U like him?

[stoic badge]

Am just ask

[lilac niche]

Go learn about everything horrible he did, then talk after, and even after knowing everything he did, if you still like him, then i'd suggest you to drink smth called bleach ^^

[slate shell]

U like him or not?

[cosmic garden]

shut the hell u

p

[slate shell]

U guys leave @stoic badge alone

[stoic badge]

Anime profile detected, opinion rejected

[lilac niche]

Default pfp detected, no right to talk

[slate shell]

Lol u are now faking

U no 13 yr kid

[stoic badge]

I don't like his pfp

I am sory

[slate shell]

U faking wiat i am reporting u too for underage

[cosmic garden]

13yo embodiment of popular culture

[lilac niche]

We all could say the same, not a valid excuse

[slate shell]

U fake 40yr old say u are 13

[cosmic garden]

idc kid

We will discuss when you learn to count

and writing

[sour star]

hes around 10 yo and uses tiktok watching those „alpha male“ contents

[lilac niche]

Ew

[cosmic garden]

its him

[sour star]

people who r jacked watch anime aswell

[lilac niche]

"sigma"

[slate shell]

Sigma alpha male

Andrew tate

[lilac niche]

That's bs, that's just a way to act like the worst people but saying, i'm sigma, i'm not bad, yet you're amongst the worst person to live ^^

[sour star]

😭

[sour star]

eeehhhh u got the wrong idea of sigma

sigma male*

[slate shell]

Andrew tate played a very good mind game with many people

He made a lot of money

On low life people

[lilac niche]

Yet he's gone, no one talks abt him anymore

[slate shell]

Yeah he should be

Still he got enough money to live 100-200 time again with all luxury

[outer valley]

sigma = me

🥶

[slate shell]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[sour star]

racist = u

[slate shell]

Get mogged

[lilac niche]

Can be possible

[outer valley]

[sour star]

🤫

[lilac niche]

But imma head out, cya

[slate shell]

Bye

[lavish axle]

hi guys

oo hey killer bro

ntmya

[lilac niche]

Nah

[outer valley]

no mute, ban!

[main rock]

@slate shell dm

[muted canyon]

.

[hushed jungle]

guys

new promo code ??

[brazen portal]

any new codes ?

[hushed jungle]

guys

Help me

[acoustic moon]

How?

[vernal ridge]

guys i have a important information

[warped plume]

0-0

[vernal ridge]

do u wanna know it

[warped plume]

And the important information from a non staff person issssss ......?

[vernal ridge]

a skibidi sigma pomni digital fortnite chamba free gigachad rizz oh my god flo xxxtentacion

[warped plume]

...

[vernal ridge]

get trolled

[warped plume]

enough discord for today

[warped plume]

oh ma gad

[vernal ridge]

touch grass

[warped plume]

touch water

[vernal ridge]

im in water rn

[lilac niche]

Stay a bronze
You having a better rank is a joke, especially for a clown like you

[vernal ridge]

bruh

[warped plume]

i could leave better without knowing this...

[vernal ridge]

learn to get a joke bro

[vernal ridge]

👍

[lilac niche]

Was it a joke? No.

[vernal ridge]

it was

[warped plume]

learn to make jokes.

[vernal ridge]

ok

[lilac niche]

Real.

[vernal ridge]

this was my first practice

i wanna make the whole world cringe

[lilac niche]

Better to not practise in your case

[vernal ridge]

one day

[warped plume]

starting with you

[lilac niche]

We already cringe by looking at you ngl

[vernal ridge]

good

[vernal ridge]

SAYS U

just looked in ur profile

[lilac niche]

So?

[vernal ridge]

get help

[warped plume]

get better

[lilac niche]

As far as i know, no one came here, and told me i was cringe, but you, they did

[brazen portal]

xD i kinda agree with my man here

[lilac niche]

I'm all fine, you should get help tho, learn tolerance, humor, and stuff like that

[vernal ridge]

atleats i aint a 🏳️‍🌈 femboy

[brazen portal]

xD

LEGI

LEGIT

what he said#

[warped plume]

this worth's a ban.

[lilac niche]

I'm proud of it, so idc about you

[main rock]

Nope

I don't see a issue

[fickle acorn]

Looking for SA player who has been around a long time DM

[vernal ridge]

exactly, get help

[lilac niche]

I learned to not care about clowns like you

Your opinion isn't valid

[vernal ridge]

bro thinks hes cool

[lilac niche]

You failed your joke, we think you're cringe, now you're mad

[warped plume]

u doing exactly the same by those replies..

[vernal ridge]

and ur feelings as a femboy got damaged

[lilac niche]

Imagine hating bc you failed a joke, and hating on people being themselves

[rich crow]

As a phone player, its totally impossible to go legend in allies

[lilac niche]

@paper tangle Get rid of this annoying child

[rich crow]

Whitout playing vs pc players

I either have to get boosted by a pc guy

Thats crazy

[warped plume]

it s totally impossible to do anything in allies

[rich crow]

While so2 supposed to be mobile game

[vernal ridge]

bro cant answer anymore so he cried to mods

[lilac niche]

Bro, get a life

[vernal ridge]

get help

[lilac niche]

Instead of hating on someone through discord

[supple hawk]

Finally phoenix bro omg

[vernal ridge]

oops, i meant she
idk

[lilac niche]

I don't need any, you should get some tho

[outer valley]

its possible im mobile and the legend

[lilac niche]

I'm a boy ._.

[outer valley]

[outer valley]

no

[lilac niche]

I am

[outer valley]

ur a boshe

[paper tangle]

Muted.

Anyways

[fickle acorn]

Dm plz

[paper tangle]

Gotta get my check from work

[lilac niche]

A what?

[rich crow]

Since when ue mobile

And legend in allies

._.

[supple hawk]

How do i change my rank role?

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

Inuno

[main rock]

Fat mod

[rich crow]

Grind ur rank in allies

Solo q or whatever

[paper tangle]

id:customize

[outer valley]

only clumsys

[warped plume]

Lobster

yummy lobster

[rich crow]

It wont when u play with me

Ill bug

So we check cheaters

[mint ridge]

@paper tangle give mod role.

[primal rain]

@mint ridge no

[paper tangle]

Ask the old man

[rich crow]

U will suffer

To grind

Solo q

Tho

[outer valley]

thats why i never played it

[supple hawk]

Ty

[outer valley]

in 3 seasons

[outer valley]

l4diboi

[rich crow]

We will go legend !

Easy for us !

[lilac niche]

It's just the clothes who changes ._.
The rest is everything from a boy

[sick crater]

ive mastered discord

[lilac niche]

Now go master the holy thing called grass

[sick crater]

why dont u

lol

[lilac niche]

Because i touch and see that everyday

[sick crater]

ok then go master the concept of having a life

femboy 🤓

[lilac niche]

Also master that

[main rock]

Invisible name what

[lilac niche]

Proud of being one

And it's not people who will make me change, especially not the people on discord

[sick crater]

yucky

[main rock]

No one asked

[rugged trail]

Hi

[lilac niche]

Neither for you

[tender bronze]

Fkng teammates

Look photos

[vagrant ivy]

kill or be killed

[languid ivy]

id?

[neat ferry]

@merry merlin there is no Turkey clans

[merry merlin]

Ye

[neat ferry]

Then why u dont join Europe one?

[merry merlin]

?

türkiş

[blissful mauve]

M2R is one Turkish one

[simple schooner]

!top

[neat ferry]

Turkey one?

[neat ferry]

Do what u want

[blissful mauve]

Ye

But

Not for silvers

Xd

[neat ferry]

Yes

Thats problem

[blissful mauve]

Only elites

[neat ferry]

U in it?

[blissful mauve]

I'm not even Turkish

[neat ferry]

Pakistani?

[merry merlin]

No silvers Phoenix

[blissful mauve]

Rn I'm in an European lineup in a Brazilian Org

[neat ferry]

Nice

[neat ferry]

U Phoenix?

Then go request myb they accept u

[merry merlin]

Ye

[neat ferry]

Ok

Do what u want its your thing

[blissful mauve]

They won't

[neat ferry]

Ok

[blissful mauve]

They are all tier S and A Europe xd

• egos

[rich crow]

How can I make a ticket?

[paper tangle]

For what?

[rich crow]

I can't have more than 50 friends on standoff 2 and I don't know why

[paper tangle]

thats the limit though

[rich crow]

I used to have 200 friends

And I saw that many YouTubers have many friends

@paper tangle Is there anything I can do to have more?

[paper tangle]

Probably not and it looks like a bug, so head to this link and report this issue to the Support Team.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

(make sure to press the button on the bottom right)

[rich crow]

Ty

[half tide]

[cosmic garden]

aza

look dm

they still didnt answered

[main rock]

[paper tangle]

[cosmic garden]

grr

[rich crow]

I made a ticket now I'm waiting to get a verdict

[paper tangle]

It usually takes 1-3 business days to get a response so do be patient.

[sour star]

they increased to over 7days

[paper tangle]

What a great helpdesk

[rich crow]

OK thank you very much

[limpid imp]

[rich crow]

[cosmic garden]

Ö

[stray violet]

(your conversation has ended)

Let's see if the guy I reported got banned

[he did not]

[outer valley]

hes legit bro

[minor hull]

Pom

[stray violet]

He got boosted and didn't get banned

He's still actively playing

And he has a ton of hours in the game

I need him to disappear

I need him to cry

(he did absolutely nothing to me and I don't care at all for comp)

But 1 less account is one more crybaby

[paper tangle]

based

[cosmic garden]

president

[stray violet]

Also some guy I had blocked was banned

Now he's unbanned and playing again

Why are devs unbanning

If you banned, you banned

Cry about it, invest your time into something else

[cosmic garden]

gmhn

[verbal imp]

Th

How did he get unbanned

[abstract turtle]

On march 20th my cousin managed to pull Val gilded gale from a freaking box A ONE IN 5000 chance 0.2% chance are you freaking kidding me

[verbal imp]

Ok

[paper tangle]

cool

[abstract turtle]

He sold it and bought m4a1 bubble gum with akr icewing akr12 mimicry awm Poseidon

[verbal imp]

Sold it for 4 mid skins

I heard enough

[cosmic garden]

dam

[abstract turtle]

I'm so jealous because I was the richest in my house because I bought 100G and bought a crap ton of skins

[verbal imp]

Can the season finish already

I need the market to flop

[rich crow]

Only 100G?

[verbal imp]

I got skins to buy

[rich crow]

real

[verbal imp]

I hope it is

I want it to flop

[abstract turtle]

Bro it was like 600Rs in our country

[verbal imp]

Now

[abstract turtle]

I really want a knife but damn the one I want is very expensive fang saphira 5200rs in our country

[pliant linden]

M9 bayonet better

[rich crow]

$62 in US

[cosmic garden]

dma

[outer valley]

same, i reported 9 guys boosted but i think it only bans when they play more than x games

[cosmic garden]

sh

[abstract turtle]

Well it is better but it's too darn expensive

[pliant linden]

M9 better

[rich crow]

True

[pliant linden]

For a good reason

[verbal imp]

But how many games tho

[outer valley]

idk

[verbal imp]

I've seen a booster with over 10+ canceled games

And he wasn't banned

[outer valley]

when the cheater gets ban from anti cheat u cant ban them from boost

[pliant linden]

Like what

[outer valley]

when its manual ban they get banned

normally

[pliant linden]

Finish your sentence lil bro

[outer valley]

if the person who rec the cheater reported the boosteds too

[outer valley]

i cant!

[pliant linden]

I'm not talking to you

[abstract turtle]

I found a way to leave a competitive match without ban

[pliant linden]

That guy deleted his message

[outer valley]

everyone knows

[rich crow]

How

[outer valley]

its a bug so u can check enemy team if they have cheater

[pliant linden]

You did not explain how it's done

[outer valley]

cuz idk , i never did

[pliant linden]

He's asking how yet you give such a yap answer

[outer valley]

@rich crow is pro doing the bug

[rich crow]

You said "everyone knows"

[pliant linden]

Bro did NOT know.

[outer valley]

i know, but idk the timing to do

[rich crow]

MauN is better

[outer valley]

cuz i dont need to do

[verbal imp]

It gets annoying after the 5th match not starting because neither of the teams dont wanna lose mmr

[abstract turtle]

Just disconnect and wait for the match to end the start the you will disconnect and automatically leave the match without ban

[outer valley]

u didnt explain well

[pliant linden]

Silver mindset

[outer valley]

[pliant linden]

Real one plays ranked for fun, not for mmr.

[verbal imp]

And rank isnt fun

[outer valley]

i dont need to know, my friends knows

[pallid dragon]

i play for level not for ranked

[abstract turtle]

I literally was about to lose 9 to 3 In competitive I disconnected and somehow managed to not lose mmr

[outer valley]

u cant do it solo anyways

[pliant linden]

Such a silver mindset

[outer valley]

sure

[pliant linden]

Fake friends

[outer valley]

u cant bug in the middle of the match

XD

[verbal imp]

Because I dont find rank fun?

Okay man

[pliant linden]

Yes

Silver

[verbal imp]

Aint even silver but alright

[abstract turtle]

I play competitive for my weekly missions

[pliant linden]

Only silvers will think that ranks and mmr matter

[outer valley]

i need 5 mmr to reach the legend

🥶

[edgy ibex]

i need 3 mach to get rank XD

🥵

[pliant linden]

Open case I heard the update gave you some mmr if you open some

[pallid dragon]

i know the rank is good but i dont care about rank and level i just play

[outer valley]

i already opened the new one when it released i got gloves in 1 case

[pliant linden]

Which gloves

[abstract turtle]

My real goal is to somehow become the richest in my house because all of my siblings play and I'm the second most rich because my cousin pulled an arcane from a box 1 in 5000 chance

[outer valley]

idk the name XD but its the rainbow one

[pliant linden]

Ace I don't think I'll read all that

Holy yap

Are we doing storytelling rn

[pliant linden]

Mimicry?

[outer valley]

yas

[abstract turtle]

Bro I'm a slow typer and I take time to msg

[pliant linden]

It's a sign that you should open more to win more

[pliant linden]

I ain't reading allat story

[outer valley]

its a sign to never open a case again

[pliant linden]

Wrong mindset.

[outer valley]

i waste all my lucky in that case

[pliant linden]

I see a quitter

[outer valley]

yas , i spent 100G and got 1600G

[pliant linden]

There is no waste when you have a chance of winning big by opening cases.

[pliant linden]

Try opening 10

[abstract turtle]

I've seen people get karambits opening 30 cases a guy got 2 karambits with 15 cases

[rich crow]

Poor people things

[outer valley]

i could open but i will invest the gold in stickers :v

[pliant linden]

Open them

Your mother did not raise a quitter.

[rich crow]

Let him invest so later he can open more caes

Cases

[pliant linden]

He has 2 options

[rich crow]

Yes

Oh

[outer valley]

i need 5 mmR!!!

[pliant linden]

Open case right now or invest to open some more later

I'd probably buy cases and invest at the same time

Ultimate sigma mindset.

[rich crow]

Solo q = cheater rn

[rich crow]

Then you'd have less to invest and then you'd make less from the investment

U will lose all

5mmr away legend

Damn

Wild

[pliant linden]

But what if I hit the big win right now?

[rich crow]

Then invest it to hit a bigger win

[pliant linden]

Remember, 99% people quit before their big win

[outer valley]

no

[pliant linden]

Honestly

I'll open some rn

[rich crow]

Get akr tiger then

[abstract turtle]

Yeah

[outer valley]

[pliant linden]

#📸│photos

[left zephyr]

chances of getting sting mimicry in the reward section?

[pliant linden]

Very rare

Prob 0.001% or something

Trust me

[pliant linden]

Chameleon case kinda suck rn

[left zephyr]

ngl i took a look at the sting knife the animation is not that bad

[rich crow]

Yeah

[pliant linden]

Do not even try to invest on this case lol the only good profit you'd make is the awp skin and dragon glass gloves

[rich crow]

Just doesn't seem like standoff

[pliant linden]

M9 better

[rich crow]

M9 will always be better

[pliant linden]

It's the truth

@left zephyr I bought those cases it's not from the battle pass

Im sad because I almost hit the gloves twice

[left zephyr]

at first though i thought the sting knife was held in the left hand xd

[mint ridge]

@paper tangle do you have the gyatt?

[outer valley]

0.00000001

[pliant linden]

Possible

[left zephyr]

it's also limited i think

[pliant linden]

It's not

[outer valley]

nah

its just 0.000000000001%

[paper tangle]

i have the gyatt

[pliant linden]

Nameless collections will always drop just very very rate

Rare

[rich crow]

🤔

[sour star]

0.0000000006%

[rich crow]

0.0000000000.01%

[pliant linden]

0.0¹³%

[mint ridge]

good, good.

[pliant linden]

Zuske what is that banner

[outer valley]

good banner

[pliant linden]

It's inspiring

[mint ridge]

I got duke dennis with me.

care for a trade, Kai Cenat?

[tender bronze]

Anyone comp silver 4?

[rich crow]

Most annoying individual on the planet

[mint ridge]

you just have L rizz.

[rich crow]

Most annoying word on the planet

[tender bronze]

Why they didnt add voice chat in so2

?

[rich crow]

It was there for a bit

But quickly removed

[tender bronze]

Why?

[rough quiver]

Having vc in so2 you would hear only cringe voices of kids

[deft ermine]

NO

[rough quiver]

Screaming

[paper tangle]

bluetooth bug

[stray violet]

I got an arcane from a box once too

Was a m4a1 bubblegum from Empire box

That i got from pass

I sold it for 625, got 500 after taxes, and rebought it for 500 🗿

And then sold it for like 230

[unique plover]

average day trader

[hazy gazelle]

Sleep

[winged kiln]

@paper tangle yo, is there any way for me to buy Gold to game with paypal balance?

@bronze grove

[ocean pewter]

🐶

[agile swallow]

🛌

[winged kiln]

Or like anyone

Atleast how does the standoff 2 store works

[verbal imp]

[paper tangle]

Should be possible within the App Store or the Google Play Store. If you're doing it in the official website then you would had to ask @silk kraken.

[gaunt comet]

Can you recommend a discord server where I can sell my knife?

[winged kiln]

Not in ukraine tho

[rich crow]

👀

Hi

[winged kiln]

@silk kraken sorry for bothering you, but could i get a short explanation of how does standoff 2 store website works and if i can pay with paypal or not

[kind wing]

Watt sticker Will fit my Mac 10 fatal combo

[gaunt comet]

scorpion sea eye 709 gold

[rich crow]

Can't believe ax is actually typing...

[agile swallow]

old man ax

[silk kraken]

Only Russian payment methods are accepted on the site. Regarding whether or not you can make purchases with PayPal on the Google Play Store, App Store or App Gallery, you can ask the support team of the store itself, as the accepted payment methods are set by them

[winged kiln]

Aand who should i ask about this? Cuz in ukraine paying with paypal is not even an option

[rich crow]

why bring PayPal into the question

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[winged kiln]

Cuz i got my money on paypal thats why

[rich crow]

Shooooooong

[brittle knoll]

🦙

Yo mama llama

[rich crow]

You just said you can't with PayPal

[edgy vigil]

And also how I send someone gold?

[rich crow]

Yo mama so llama

[winged kiln]

Buy his skin for expensive

[edgy vigil]

Bro there is like 500k orders

[brittle knoll]

I gotta say it

Eggs suck

[swift shard]

pattern

[rich crow]

Is that because it's not lean meat?

[edgy vigil]

And u think he will be the choosen one

[winged kiln]

@silk kraken if i go to the standoff 2 store, and i order one of the gold packs, will standoff send me a receipt with their card adress or something where i should send the money or?

[brittle knoll]

My physical performance increased at the cost of brain quality

Stronger but dumber

[late fulcrum]

What

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[swift shard]

no

💀

[brittle knoll]

(i think)

[edgy vigil]

Bro its not a supermarket

[winged kiln]

Put on a bit more expensive skin for sale, and set up a specific profile pic

[supple hawk]

Bro,what

[winged kiln]

Then how it works

[edgy vigil]

Bro thinks it's a supermarket

[supple hawk]

Lmao fr

[late fulcrum]

U just buy it and it will show on ur bank account buyed history

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[swift shard]

u initiate a purchase, put in ur debit or credit card (from russia) and pay

[edgy vigil]

easy as thar

[silk kraken]

Only Russian payment methods are accepted there, so you can't make a purchase from it. You can only make it from within the game using an accepted payment method (not PayPal)

[edgy vigil]

Then how I send someone gold??

@silk kraken

[late fulcrum]

@winged kiln

[rich crow]

Bro you guys....

[rich crow]

Buy their pattern item or have a Russian payment method

[late fulcrum]

Bro you

[swift shard]

dude just watch a tutorial on youtube

[supple hawk]

Bro, the guy that u want to give gold gets a pattern skin,he then gets it for sale with the amount of gold u wanna give him, u search and buy it

[regal vine]

We need suggestions channel

[rich crow]

You the one acting special

[swift shard]

useless

[late fulcrum]

How

Bruh

[regal vine]

I cant speak spanish

[rich crow]

Bruh.

[edgy vigil]

Ok ig I fell its a bad idea like axebolt didn't think for a better way

[rich crow]

That's English

[late fulcrum]

@rich crow ur nick is qkvd

[swift shard]

no hablo engles

[paper tangle]

We had one and it was deleted for the same exact suggestion for like months

[regal vine]

Epixo xd

[late fulcrum]

It ingles

[rich crow]

Ok?

[supple hawk]

Well,actually,its not bcs they couldnt get a better idea,think why there s a 20% tax

[swift shard]

if u have a suggestion u can do it on their website 😊

[rich crow]

Pinned.

[edgy vigil]

Hmmm ur right lets do it thx for the help

[regal vine]

Buenardo

[paper tangle]

un pinned

[supple hawk]

Np,gl

[late fulcrum]

.

[supple hawk]

Lol

[rich crow]

IG comments: "omg I'm pinned" when they're not actually pinned.

[paper tangle]

@winged kiln Let's not do that before you get yourself banned for that.

[swift shard]

[supple hawk]

3k gold is more than 25

[winged kiln]

Mb

[winged kiln]

Nah

[paper tangle]

its honestly funny to me

[mellow sedge]

Hello who what's to play 2v2 competitive?
I'm "HotSoldier69" 😄

[supple hawk]

Isn't it?

[rich crow]

3000 ❌ 25 ✅

[verbal imp]

What part of "you can't advertise your skins in the server" yall don't get

Like actually

[rich crow]

Fr

[paper tangle]

It's better you do your in-game ID than you're in game name.

[rich crow]

Or the 4-6 pinned comments advertising other pages

[winged kiln]

900 UAH=3k gold
25€>900 UAH

[rich crow]

9 digit ID user

[supple hawk]

UAH😭 whats that, an expresion?

[paper tangle]

insane

[winged kiln]

Ukrainian currency

[supple hawk]

Well,ofc its cheaper for u there

[mellow sedge]

:0

Ok

[supple hawk]

I get 3k for 29$

[rich crow]

I get dumber and dumber just reading chat

[supple hawk]

Not a bad deal tho

[winged kiln]

With russian currency 3k gold is only 20€

[supple hawk]

ik

[feral citrus]

lmfao

[mellow sedge]

118707960 4 2v2

[paper tangle]

You get used to it

[rich crow]

Only when I'm negative in the amount of braincells

[paper tangle]

Everyday same thing

[paper tangle]

truly

[supple hawk]

When u at the buttom,u can only go up

[late fulcrum]

@paper tangle anime 🤮

[rich crow]

Hating for no reason 🤢

[paper tangle]

Nice minion pfp tho

[late fulcrum]

I know

Ban ur self

Xaxa

[supple hawk]

Doesn't work

[paper tangle]

It's fine really

I get these type of comments once in a while

[supple hawk]

Npc fr

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

I would hope not for a commoner like you

[supple hawk]

Wym

[rich crow]

🧠🤯

[supple hawk]

I banned u

[rich crow]

That command would never work on me

[supple hawk]

[late fulcrum]

@paper tangle what do i add to like the cv in the google form

[next ocean]

bro got the hardest pfp i ever seen

[paper tangle]

Explain

[rich crow]

Mine is harder (🤔)

[mellow sedge]

I create a voiceCat lobby XD

[next ocean]

nahh

[mellow sedge]

2v2 Id. 118707960

[next ocean]

ai generated minion smoking

🗣️🔥🗣️

[supple hawk]

Ur banner is harder

[late fulcrum]

Like when u apply as a mod or something alse it says upload a cv

[next ocean]

thanks !!

[late fulcrum]

Idk what should bw there

@paper tangle

[late fulcrum]

Best pfp

[next ocean]

cv is about your past experiences

like your old job, your degree

etc.

[ocean pewter]

Shoong.

🐶

[late fulcrum]

I know but it to add a file

[supple hawk]

Bro gets an interview to become discord mod

[next ocean]

xa

[supple hawk]

[late fulcrum]

Nah i just want to cuz i want to see how it look in this discord server u know

[supple hawk]

Ig

[late fulcrum]

@paper tangle

U there

?

[paper tangle]

Doing something rn

[supple hawk]

Let bro listen to music in peace

[late fulcrum]

Nah

[supple hawk]

Get ban @late fulcrum

[late fulcrum]

[late fulcrum]

[supple hawk]

[late fulcrum]

[supple hawk]

[late fulcrum]

When is vc coming back ?

[supple hawk]

Nevaa

😈

[late fulcrum]

Yeah

[supple hawk]

Well,why u even need it, if u play with randoms u will hear only russian language

"xaxaxaxa"😭

[late fulcrum]

I know some russian

Xaxaxaxa

Bro entered the wrong chat

[supple hawk]

Xaxaxaxaxa

[next ocean]

totally agree with that

[late fulcrum]

Haha

I don't

[supple hawk]

Bro said if a romanian guy plays

[paper tangle]

ok im back

[rich crow]

Just got instantly banned from tinder

[next ocean]

how 💀

[rich crow]

Idk

[supple hawk]

Too handsome to even compete

[next ocean]

frfr

[supple hawk]

[rich crow]

It was right after giving my phone number (that's all they wanted)

[supple hawk]

😂😂😂😂

Bro can t say anything

[paper tangle]

@woven axle English only.

[lament stream]

hi back i'm python.

[next ocean]

damn romanian got the letter ş too

[next ocean]

xa

[supple hawk]

I mean i kinda know what he says,but i don't wanna reply to him

[late fulcrum]

Xaxaxa

[paper tangle]

You certainly woke up late

[lament stream]

fake.

[late fulcrum]

Hahaha

[supple hawk]

😂😂😂😂

[rich crow]

Let him send another message

[late fulcrum]

And bro is still speaking

[lament stream]

(my sleep schedule flipped again).

[supple hawk]

He won t

[lament stream]

[rich crow]

I wanna copy it and translate

[paper tangle]

[late fulcrum]

Nah

[supple hawk]

U can t ,he types all words wrong😭

[late fulcrum]

Wtfff

[rich crow]

Ok

Delete

[late fulcrum]

What was this invite