💬│english-chat

[teal dragon]

yh

i guess

[slate shell]

My friends are 5'7 i troll them all day

[teal dragon]

5'6 or 5'7 is avg

[haughty yarrow]

it was average for the old gen

[naive anchor]

i am 5'3 and 17 years old am i cooked

[haughty yarrow]

new gen is taller in average

[rich crow]

😳

[haughty yarrow]

[swift shard]

burned

[slate shell]

U are from Phillipines dont worry

[teal dragon]

i 17 with 5'11

[haughty yarrow]

5'8 and 19 here

count me in

we're getting cooked together

[naive anchor]

actually i dont know

[rich crow]

With the standards of today's women, yes.

[swift shard]

im 5'10

[supple hawk]

Kinda late,i wanted to play some allies

[naive anchor]

what is 160cm in height

[haughty yarrow]

new average

[slate shell]

I feel u want to make it feel like an insult

[naive anchor]

im somewhere there

[haughty yarrow]

that's cool

[teal dragon]

almost same

[echo dragon]

Anyone here own a bmw

[swift shard]

5'2

[echo dragon]

I have bmw 277 , 2018 model

[cosmic lily]

Yes you

[naive anchor]

😭

[ocean pewter]

I own a hotwheels does it counts?

🐡

[swift shard]

my dad owns the company

[cosmic lily]

Wtf

[slate shell]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[echo dragon]

U wanna see #📸│photos check😎

[naive anchor]

is 50kg at 17 average or naw

[haughty yarrow]

can ur dad fight?

[cosmic lily]

Omg

[naive anchor]

Very low metabolism

[ocean pewter]

:blobfish:

[naive anchor]

i cant

i already tried

[haughty yarrow]

you would be 3x of that with low metabolism

[swift shard]

check my car guys #📸│photos

[slate shell]

Low metabolism while bulking is an advantage

[naive anchor]

No

[rich crow]

Banned.

[naive anchor]

i eat 5 meals a day

[swift shard]

😭

[feral citrus]

its not a cat

[rich crow]

Save some for the rest of Philippines bro

[naive anchor]

im going to throw up

[slate shell]

Eat calorie dense food instead of low caloric trash

[lusty oasis]

dont give us update guys we dont need

[swift shard]

i think its a car im not positive

[naive anchor]

3 eggs for breakfast

[haughty yarrow]

eat less food with higher calories

[swift shard]

i eat 4

[slate shell]

Only 3?

[swift shard]

[slate shell]

Eat 6-7

[naive anchor]

i eat 3 eggs per meal

[lusty oasis]

3 eggs aint shi go 5 eggs and 2-3 bread with peanut butter

[ocean pewter]

Eat protien powder

[lusty oasis]

now thats breakfast

[teal dragon]

is pure veg guy called vegan ??

[naive anchor]

i dont have money

[slate shell]

Yeah i agree with this also add 250-500ml milk

[naive anchor]

do you know how much eggs cost

[swift shard]

y all dont know what a real breakfast is

[haughty yarrow]

go for the cheap meals

[lusty oasis]

literally bruh if i had money id be like 100 kg now

[feral citrus]

what is

[haughty yarrow]

even if you can't gain muscle gain fat

[lusty oasis]

yeah

[swift shard]

coffee + cigarette

[naive anchor]

eggs cost 7 per egg

[ocean pewter]

Philippines fish is cheap ? @naive anchor

[naive anchor]

that sexpensivo

[slate shell]

11 - $1

[naive anchor]

expensive

[feral citrus]

bro

[haughty yarrow]

that will force your body to gain muscle somehow

gain fat first

[naive anchor]

like 9 eggs per dollar

[ocean pewter]

Fat is bad

[haughty yarrow]

not when you're 50 kilos

[naive anchor]

No

if it is smoked fish or sardines yes

it is cheap

[ocean pewter]

Then eat that

As much u can

🐡

[teal dragon]

is someone up for a compi match with me ??

[slate shell]

11 per $

[naive anchor]

smoked fish taste bad

[lusty oasis]

damn its not that much

[ocean pewter]

Php poor currency

[naive anchor]

it is when that costs more than your hourly income

[ocean pewter]

🏐🧤🦜

[swift shard]

10 eggs for 2 dolla

shii getting expensive

[haughty yarrow]

bro

[lusty oasis]

how much is 1 dolla in php

[haughty yarrow]

become a cannibal

that's the easiest way

[slate shell]

I get 11 egg for $1 i have the cheapest egg here

[rich crow]

I have Swiss francs

[naive anchor]

Idk somehwere around 60 i think

[ocean pewter]

Human flesh taste bad

[naive anchor]

60 paysoepeso per dorra

[slate shell]

82-83 for me

[lusty oasis]

its peso right?

[naive anchor]

Philippine peso

[haughty yarrow]

nah cannibals call humans long pig for a reason

[naive anchor]

Not mexicano

[slate shell]

It aint mexico

[lusty oasis]

56

yea philipine peso

[naive anchor]

sheesh nice

inflation decreasing 🥴🤑

[rich crow]

Check #📸│photos lmaoooo

[lusty oasis]

and whats annual income

monthly

[slate shell]

💀

[naive anchor]

monthly around 11k

[rich crow]

Bro is saying "how can that be?"

[naive anchor]

11k php for construction (thats where im working)

estimated

[lusty oasis]

damn 200 dollas

thsts not a lot

[naive anchor]

thats like

[slate shell]

Around $6 wage for work per day for construction worker in my country

[naive anchor]

15 battlepasses

[swift shard]

hell no

[rich crow]

I'll give you 0.03

[slate shell]

Yeah if u can donate some money to my bank account

[naive anchor]

its a good amount cuz prices here are low

[cosmic lily]

How you can donate gold?

[swift shard]

0.14$ in my bank acc rn

[ocean pewter]

My back hurts

[swift shard]

pls donate

[ocean pewter]

🐅

[naive anchor]

My bank account has 7 dorras

i have not touched it in 4 years

[devout hornet]

Dms

[slate shell]

Bro asking me how much money for gold 💀

[blazing rain]

[swift shard]

[ocean pewter]

Keep buying dollars to fight inflation

[rich crow]

Mine is negative 473 Swiss francs (I spent it on gold)

[devout hornet]

So?

[swift shard]

biznes

[rich crow]

Won't work if I flood the market

Standoff 2 store, must have a Russian card.

[naive anchor]

buy robux to fight inflation

[swift shard]

buy my overpriced gun 😊

[rich crow]

Real

[cosmic lily]

Thx

[cosmic lily]

Why?

[swift shard]

so u donate to me

😉

[cosmic lily]

Nah

Never mind

[slate shell]

Just buy ingame bro 💀

[devout hornet]

Cheaper from people lmao

[cosmic lily]

Who play 1v1

[swift shard]

me

[cosmic lily]

Cone

Come

[slate shell]

Selling gold is forbidden

[swift shard]

les go

id

[cosmic lily]

Send id

[rich crow]

Why would you want someone else's account

[devout hornet]

Didnt say i want a account

[swift shard]

i forgot my id

[rich crow]

I'll give 0.03

[cosmic garden]

I am 1676 mmr but I appear as a champion, can I still get the master role?

[swift shard]

184033918

[cosmic lily]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/138574290

[void bronze]

your highest rank was master?

[cosmic lily]

Come

[cosmic garden]

yes

no

[void bronze]

what

[cosmic garden]

not its not

[void bronze]

ok

[cosmic garden]

but im 1676 mmr

so its master

[rich crow]

Clown chat

[naive anchor]

clown

[slate shell]

Klown

[rich crow]

Just ban him lol

[naive anchor]

😔

[slate shell]

g

[naive anchor]

ggggggg

[paper tangle]

muted him for day

[naive anchor]

😱

[ocean pewter]

🐔

[rich crow]

Lmao not the clown frame

[rich crow]

Should be longer 😔

[naive anchor]

dawg got his own brand

[paper tangle]

I just need to file a report

[void bronze]

[rich crow]

Yall wasted 10-20mn successfully

Congrats

[naive anchor]

[void bronze]

10 to 20 what

minutes?

[rich crow]

Yea

[void bronze]

oh

[rich crow]

Or less?

[void bronze]

yeah

i had to open like

30 boxes

[naive anchor]

someone should make more art of boom or triumphant

[rich crow]

April fool went crazy

[void bronze]

to get it

[rich crow]

U wanted nitro rgt?

Ended up getting clown frame

[lilac niche]

Lmao

[void bronze]

yeah

[paper tangle]

insane

[rich crow]

‘U got clowned’😭😭

Nah dc is wild

[jovial kite]

4 minutes

ios update

[rich crow]

Is this April fool?

[jovial kite]

no

[rich crow]

yes

I will wait then

If there’s no update I will spam ur dm

[jovial kite]

ok

[rich crow]

Poor kosmos got muted

[swift shard]

[cosmic lily]

Who play 1v1?

[neat stump]

Still no ios update

[calm harness]

🧻

[jovial kite]

april fools

[cosmic kraken]

This mf i hope u get blueballs

[mint ridge]

still no Client Server

[cosmic lily]

Who is gold in allis

[jovial kite]

😝

[cosmic kraken]

Am elite in allies

[mental nymph]

Everytime same update problem

[cosmic lily]

Nice

[mental nymph]

Definitely it's time to switch game 💔

[jovial kite]

real

[rich crow]

Bro think I will fall for that😭😭

[mental nymph]

3 days pass on still this guys don't care

[rich crow]

I don’t even play bro

[jovial kite]

you did

[paper tangle]

Still no salmon

[rich crow]

I deleted the game 😭

[paper tangle]

[mental nymph]

Why #standoff2 do this same issue everytime

Why can't they release ios update frist then Android

[slate shell]

What's gang

[rich crow]

It's not entirely up to them

[rich crow]

It’s APPLE problem not axlebolt

[slate shell]

Do i look like a clown now

?

[cosmic lily]

Yes

[jovial kite]

yeah

[rich crow]

Yea 100%

Successfully became a clown

[rich crow]

I don't notice a difference

[mental nymph]

Yessss i agreed but it's only with standoff2 not with other games

[slate shell]

I was a clown but now i am 100% recognisable

[rich crow]

It's not only Standoff

[rich crow]

With other games too if they’re not match with Apple policy

Android never had this kinda issues

[jovial kite]

bc android dont even care

about security

[mental nymph]

We can wait 1 day 3 days is horrible

[rich crow]

Obv

[rich crow]

That's what you think. Google just is faster.

[rich crow]

Bro talked like he never played other games

If u can wait for ur crush’s reply then u can wait for the update too

[mental nymph]

I never faced this issue before with other games

[mint ridge]

you should take into calculation the fact that this was the easter weekend.

[rich crow]

At least Ik u touched grass yea bro good for u

[mint ridge]

they probably had monday free.

[mental nymph]

The server's are dead we have to play in other server's with high ping

[jovial kite]

makes sense

[rich crow]

Atp bro I rcm u go watch sth else or play candy crush

Don’t do derank mode

[void bronze]

watch family guy

[mental nymph]

[void bronze]

thats what i been doing

[mint ridge]

try and rizz someone like me, the rizzler of this server

[mental nymph]

Haha interesting

[rich crow]

Do u have a gf?

[stoic badge]

@kind wing pyro sticker

Flame one

[mint ridge]

I have 7, one for each day of the week. 7 of them are imaginary.

[rich crow]

Oh a failed rizzler

[abstract citrus]

Hello

[rich crow]

Guys don’t try to be like him or u will die single

[mint ridge]

nah, I got 99 problems but a woman isn't one

[jovial kite]

L

[rich crow]

😭

[mint ridge]

slide them digits.

[gilded flower]

tiktok rizz party

[rich crow]

Another clown😭

[abstract citrus]

[mint ridge]

[mint ridge]

invited there fr.

chose not to go.

[gilded flower]

ok but i had it 1h after its been out

[jovial kite]

sik sik sik

[gilded flower]

im an og clown

[paper tangle]

Python looking over

[rich crow]

Oh clown 😭

[gilded flower]

original gangster

[mint ridge]

who?

[paper tangle]

Damn

[mint ridge]

clowning since 2007 fr.

[kind wing]

I Got 3 new skins today 🙂 and tomorro i buye my dream usp

[stoic badge]

Check phoaotos

[rich crow]

Ios out?

[rich crow]

Yea out

[gilded flower]

cant say 2007 without 007

[stoic badge]

Mr falcon this stikers are best

[void bronze]

james bond

[rich crow]

Matching will be fast

[verbal cloak]

Wsp

[mint ridge]

[paper tangle]

I miss 007

[rich crow]

🥰

[cosmic garden]

if i am 1676 mmr can i get master role cus its master but I appear as a champion

[gilded flower]

he didnt die

[mint ridge]

(he is a noob)

[gilded flower]

true

[paper tangle]

Truly

[gilded flower]

yet

[kind wing]

Whye so angry ??

[paper tangle]

Damn

[mint ridge]

can we kiss?

[stoic badge]

Pyro flame

[rich crow]

I forgot to say it’s out in my dream🥰

[gilded flower]

when

[stoic badge]

What coloors you like falcon

[mint ridge]

this is us.

[cosmic garden]

deleteit

[gilded flower]

im not black

[cosmic garden]

@paper tangle

[rich crow]

I could see a failed rizzler

[mint ridge]

[paper tangle]

Hmmm

[gilded flower]

youre not master tho

[mint ridge]

you're not black?

[kind wing]

I like gold and purpel

[paper tangle]

Probably not

[rich crow]

Ra ra racist

[paper tangle]

I’ll ask the old man tho

[mint ridge]

that makes so much sense.

how do you all be clowning btw?

[proper gyro]

Jack Black is always black, but not always Jack

[gilded flower]

we’re better?

[void bronze]

click on my badge

the clown one

[rich crow]

Opening box thinking they will get nitro but dc said ‘u got clowned’

[gilded flower]

u can only see it on pc

[pallid dragon]

hello

[mint ridge]

no badge.

[rich crow]

bro

[void bronze]

i assume hes on pc too

[mint ridge]

I am on phone.

[void bronze]

damn

[pallid dragon]

do enyone wanna play 1v1 with me

[proper gyro]

nabber is

[rich crow]

U can go to the website too

[mint ridge]

discord on pc is a security risk

[proper gyro]

windows is a security risk

[gilded flower]

brokecore

[rich crow]

But who tf gonna do that just to got clowned as a fool😭

[mint ridge]

ok linustechtips?

[kind wing]

This community is toxic asf whye? Play the game have funn

[pallid dragon]

do enyone wanna play with me in standoff 1v1 or 5v5

[rich crow]

The server is kinda dead cus of iOS and android update

[gilded flower]

at least i could gamble

[mint ridge]

same.

[rich crow]

😭😭 im rooting for u

[gilded flower]

sadly it was free

[mint ridge]

I gambling daily, sigma grindset.

[kind wing]

Hope the get the ios update fast like Really fast

[supple pivot]

@peak patrol

[void bronze]

never give up never what

[mental nymph]

Update out

[gilded flower]

tikko

[rich crow]

At least u got free frame

[mint ridge]

ong.

[gilded flower]

it’s temporary

lmao

[rich crow]

Hahahahahahaha

[supple pivot]

Udpate is out on ios???

[void bronze]

discord aint giving it for free

[mint ridge]

how to farm ender pearls?

[proper gyro]

@gilded flower should i open 40 boxes and 10 cases of chameleon? new vid didn't do well and planned to scrap gambe video

[proper gyro]

slay tall black men like creatures

[gilded flower]

terrible financial decision but great for youtube

[slate shell]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[gilded flower]

didnt u scam someone

[supple pivot]

Is already update on ios or no??

[proper gyro]

cue bye bye

[kind wing]

Se you all

[gilded flower]

na

[mint ridge]

I managed to get skeleton skull without looting while killing 5 thingie majigies.

[supple pivot]

No?

[gilded flower]

na

[supple pivot]

Na wdym

[gilded flower]

na.

[hybrid zodiac]

When will upadte come for iOS

[slate shell]

Never 🤡

[supple pivot]

Never

[verbal imp]

@gilded flower clown

[gilded flower]

mraw

[verbal imp]

🐱

[brittle knoll]

Nice clownings

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

[slate shell]

Nice nicing

[swift shard]

[raven acorn]

allies come

[vagrant ivy]

[brittle knoll]

nice clownification

[slate shell]

Just sell it bro

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[verbal imp]

Moment

[slate shell]

@brittle knoll welcome to the club

[vagrant ivy]

Hellow chicken people

[verbal imp]

Ok

[slate shell]

Clown is the new trending religion convert to clown

[vagrant ivy]

Joker moment

[slate shell]

No

[brittle knoll]

spellelelel

[vagrant ivy]

Bhat da hael

[ocean pewter]

Nice shong

Pfp

[brittle knoll]

thanks

adjusted

[slate shell]

Yeah literally perfection

[ocean pewter]

How to do it

[slate shell]

@ocean pewter open discord on pc and complete loot box in settings

[brittle knoll]

click on someone's lootbox badge

u probably need to do it on desktop

[slate shell]

Yeah

Convert to clown

[gilded flower]

u can do it in browser if u have no pc

[tawdry blaze]

Update out for ios?

[mental copper]

Hi

[slate shell]

No update for ios

[brittle knoll]

maaaan ngl kokodak looks good with that hair

[slate shell]

Fr

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[tawdry blaze]

Bruhh. Another update will hit before this comes to ios.

[vapid trench]

update ul for ios?

[slate shell]

Cry about it 😭😭

[tawdry blaze]

They can release android and ios at the same time. They can hold the android update for a few days. That's a skill issue from devs.

[slate shell]

Yeah

[brittle knoll]

your neck hurts

🐔🪄

[feral citrus]

im crying

[slate shell]

😭😭

[brittle knoll]

🥺

[fleet agate]

H

[tawdry blaze]

They can release the android update when ios gets approval. It's as simple as that. Of course no one is dying for a new update.

[lilac niche]

Yet you're crying bc ios takes more time ._.

[tawdry blaze]

So there's a large player base of ios users. That's unfair right?

[lilac niche]

Same for android, unvalid argument

[brittle knoll]

maaan

this +1 time shift makes the world feel weird

🦕

[sinful crown]

sul

Sup

[brittle knoll]

or maybe i simply just got a ton of vitamin D lately from the sun

yeaaaa thats prob it

i feel like my sleep schedule fixed by itself too

v D very underrated

[lilac niche]

Just the fact that you can't wait few days is enough to give a reason to not care abt ios people, always complaining abt the delay, all the time, even when you know it's delayed, also always asking for "when is update", not suprising why they don't make ios come at the same time as android

[brittle knoll]

🐔

._.

[tawdry blaze]

They CAN release the update for both os at the same time. There's no fixed date of the update. There's nothing about waiting for Android users. They can easily delay Android update for ios.

[lilac niche]

Again crying

Ios people can't wait some days, wow

[slate shell]

Dont worry u admitted yourself 😭

[brittle knoll]

〰️🐔

_ _ 🏀 🦶 🦶

[tawdry blaze]

Bruh can't play the game for 7 days for this sht. What should I do now?

[slate shell]

Just enjoy till u get banned lmao

[lilac niche]

I also have a ss of you admitting so yeah

[brittle knoll]

look now

[lilac niche]

When you said, "good plan, do u think that i don't have alt there"

[slate shell]

Dont worry 😭😭

[ocean pewter]

So romania now 8pm?

[brittle knoll]

7pm

+1 was on 31st

[ocean pewter]

Time shifted mean

🔮🧤🦜

Must be the parrot

He changed time

[lilac niche]

Well, @slate shell know, and he prob said it in dms with the mods

[brittle knoll]

i walked for 6 hours straight havent done that in years

and out in the sun

well 2 days ago 🦕

i feel like my brain changed a lot

more neurons

[slate shell]

I know and mod know too , he just asked higher ranked mod to ban him @stray dawn dont got much time here till he gets banned

[lilac niche]

Fix that english first, and second, he was talking abt you scamming people, then you come here saying you have an alt, draindead

[brittle knoll]

🦜

[slate shell]

@lilac niche leave it bro i trying to cope now

[gleaming flower]

Hello ^^

[brittle knoll]

when u add kokodak it looks ironic

because ._.

[gleaming flower]

Anyone wanna make an duel ? ^^

[ocean pewter]

🐔
🤝

[brittle knoll]

he is always like "for real?"

or awaiting u to realize your mistake

especially when its obvious

🦕🫴

[gleaming flower]

...

[slate shell]

I have proof what more proof u want when u have self-admitency

[weak lodge]

Who wanna get smashed

In 1v1

[gleaming flower]

Lets go ^^

[brittle knoll]

he was drinking bubble tea then got interrupted and now he's irritated

[gleaming flower]

Lets go !

[brittle knoll]

"are you serious rn?"

[lilac niche]

Bro's trynna save himself

[brittle knoll]

facial expression

(only non-iphone will understand)

[slate shell]

Explain to mod after u get banned notice 😭😭

[ocean pewter]

📯🦣

[lilac niche]

Listen, when we talk abt someone, then you come and say "do you think i don't have an alt here" it's obvious who's alt you are, braindead scammer

[slate shell]

Fr bro 😭😭

[brittle knoll]

if iphone users want to see how the emoji is supposed to look like, its my pfp, or reixku pfp (but not pig nose)

🐔🐽

[ocean pewter]

🐽 🔌

Power on

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

skelelelelelel

[lilac niche]

1. You scam
2. You're not smart, and i'm just spitting out the truth

[brittle knoll]

nice teeth

[ocean pewter]

What a bunch of chicks

[gilded flower]

do you seriously think mods are that stupid

[gleaming flower]

@weak lodge my id is 31467418

Add me for the 1 vs 1

[brittle knoll]

they look like they came to invade

[lilac niche]

Worst excuse that i've ever seen

[stray violet]

That message looks ai generated

[ocean pewter]

Are they americans?

[slate shell]

@stray dawn stop copping u low life scammer

[lilac niche]

Lmao, you're obviously caugh and trynna save your butt

[brittle knoll]

nice derailing

missed me with that politics

🐧

[lilac niche]

You are

Defo

[slate shell]

Yeah u are as smart as a villan who tell all his plan to protagonist before implementing them

[lilac niche]

Bro's down bad

[brisk ice]

Any info about ios update?

[brittle knoll]

down bad?

🐤

side eyeee

[lilac niche]

Imagine scamming people, imagine being that low, being amongst the lowest and worst people alive
Couldn't be me

[ocean pewter]

Bombastic side eye

[slate shell]

Now i can request a I.P ban on him 😭😭

[lilac niche]

Give it time ig ._.

Not everything is done instantly

[brittle knoll]

my hands are so cold

[ocean pewter]

Your so untold

[brittle knoll]

i am so untold

[brisk ice]

..

[brittle knoll]

and you are so retold

[ocean pewter]

Yo mama mold

[lilac niche]

Just wait bruhh

[brittle knoll]

🐔

🐡

[slate shell]

It would be instant if i report to Ax , but i report to azahtot they dont have ban perm so he asked higher ranking mod for the ban on him

[lilac niche]

Nice, tho it's azathoth

[slate shell]

I only go to ax when its serious

[lilac niche]

Respect his name please

[brittle knoll]

yo mama llama dama rama drama gamma sama arma pharma

[ocean pewter]

Yo mama so drama

[brittle knoll]

🦙

[ocean pewter]

Riding llama rama

[brittle knoll]

you know who else is so drama?

[slate shell]

My bad i thought i would get auto mute because his name have a blacklisted word in it

[lilac niche]

Huh?

[slate shell]

I didn't wanted to tag him

[brittle knoll]

myyyy moom!

😂😂😂

[slate shell]

So i misspelled

[lilac niche]

Oh

Azathoth, i can say it, yet he doesn't get pinged ._.

[slate shell]

3 day minimum

[lilac niche]

Depends on the time ax will take to have and take care of the report

[slate shell]

Bro now admitting again

[lilac niche]

Fr

[primal rain]

I dont

[stray violet]

We all know you're not laughing

[slate shell]

Ur main will also get banned lol

[lilac niche]

Then go on, laugh, we don't even care

[slate shell]

U think they dumb?

[lilac niche]

We'll laugh at you once you get banned + when your father will be banned from life

(most normal way of saying when he'll be dead)

[slate shell]

When he get disconnected from the server

[lilac niche]

Lmao, fr

[rich crow]

what did he do

to get "ban"

[brittle knoll]

so whats going on, cant seem to understand

?
🦕

[slate shell]

Scammed a kid 15k g

[lilac niche]

Okay, i talked abt them tho, didn't touched them

[brittle knoll]

nice shoop

[ocean pewter]

You mean spoop

🐡

[brittle knoll]

i mean spoop

[ocean pewter]

Poop

[brittle knoll]

super poop

🐓

[lilac niche]

Wanna know smth

[rich crow]

didnt ask

[stray violet]

We don't care‼️‼️‼️‼️

[lilac niche]

Skill issue

L

[rich crow]

might seems cold answer

but after what you did i couldnt care less

[slate shell]

That surgeon was cool i respect him

[ocean pewter]

Your so cold

[rich crow]

dont go that far.

[brittle knoll]

thats foul

even for a possibly imaginary context

🐓

[slate shell]

My bad

[lilac niche]

No one cares

:3

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[slate shell]

I have proof lol

Who ever wants proof just dm me

[brittle knoll]

🦕📡

[ocean pewter]

Nice signal

🐇 📡

[brittle knoll]

awaiting informationm

[stray violet]

Again, we don't care ‼️‼️‼️

[primal rain]

Now you want attention

[stray violet]

Smoking your dad's pack

[primal rain]

Hey you can't bully!

Respact his doad

?!

[lilac niche]

Dead

[brittle knoll]

so what did u do after

and also what was the surgery intended for

did he smoke or do u know what his diet was?

plastic especially can cause it btw

[ocean pewter]

@stray dawn who is that guy in your pfp?

Your father?

[rich crow]

can yall stop going mean

just let him go

L

[ocean pewter]

Dang if it genes, you have to be careful bro

You can get cancer too

Get a insurance now

[jovial kite]

is there iOS update

[turbid turtle]

Moan a litle for us

[brittle knoll]

true@stray dawn

[rich crow]

Shooooooong

[brittle knoll]

also dont have kids so they dont get it too

🐡🐓

[rich crow]

🐴

[brittle knoll]

nice fusion

[rich crow]

🐄 🪄

[brittle knoll]

nice random spell

hmmm my ears fell off

🐊

my ears!!!!

[rich crow]

🦉 🪄

[brittle knoll]

hmmm nice wake up spell

🪲
🛏️

[pliant linden]

What is that avatar frame

[brittle knoll]

join clown gang

[pliant linden]

I am not paying discord money

[brittle knoll]

ye its very expensive

costed me like 5 mins

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

🤨

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

😐

[stray violet]

Why is the right eye different

Why not just mirror the left side

And make the right side equal

[brittle knoll]

idk lol

[stray violet]

Lelelele

[brittle knoll]

actually i think i already did that

[rich crow]

dededede

[brittle knoll]

and its an illusion

🦕

because discord weirds stuff renderly

[rich crow]

🐔🪄

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

hmm

[rich crow]

🐋🪄

[brittle knoll]

🐓

🪿

wow i lost weight and balded

[ocean pewter]

🫧
🐋

[brittle knoll]

nice juggling

[stray violet]

🪼

[brittle knoll]

nice evolution

congratulations, your whaloing evolved into jellolello

give a name to jellolello?

[supple hawk]

Jellolello wiener

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[plain helm]

Still no update for ios

[stray violet]

Splongong

[wild pulsar]

When is iPhone update for new version

[rich crow]

Keep waiting

At least they will drop the update but yall crush won’t accept u

[ocean pewter]

🏐 _ _

🐳

[sick crater]

i got april fooled by discord 💔

[pliant linden]

Dawg think time is currency

[vagrant ivy]

Best month to listen to the song April by Rauf & Faik

[wanton forge]

When the IOS update comes ?

[pliant linden]

Ask apple

[untold turret]

IOS players can't complete missions for 4 days

[wanton forge]

And play with others

[deft ermine]

Grrr

[paper geyser]

guys when is the update on ios?

[vapid oracle]

idk

[deft ermine]

Bruh shut up abt the update

Omg

When it comes out it comes out

[hybrid zodiac]

Whenn will update come for iOS

[deft ermine]

Just wait

[hybrid zodiac]

Please tell me

[deft ermine]

Ur blocked

Bye

[pearl flower]

Bruh

[deft ermine]

Kid wants to try to be weird

Didnt work out

Not my problem

[alpine whale]

💀

[lament stream]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

[deft ermine]

🤷‍♂️

Im not keeping him blocked im not that bad

[verbal cloak]

Insane

[stray violet]

Literally bruh

[outer shale]

how long support team works 3h in a day?

[kind wing]

Now its play time se you all later 🙂

[cosmic garden]

movew like im batman

dam autocorrect

[orchid basin]

They said 1-3 days HOW long has it been

[covert wraith]

[sour star]

ask apple

[deft ermine]

I need a new report link

Mine isnt refeshing

[sour star]

revisit website

[astral crescent]

Can you play so2 on a rooted device?

@bronze grove can i play so2 on a rooted device?

[bronze hull]

no

[bronze grove]

No

Its forbidden.

[bronze hull]

sh finna get u banned

[astral crescent]

Okayy

[deft ermine]

Smh

[astral crescent]

Jist asking chill tf out

[bronze hull]

even if u're not cheatin it's gonna get u banned

😔

[astral crescent]

Yet game is filled up with hackers

[orchid basin]

bruh

they will get banned too :)

[bronze hull]

I'm bored ash bud😔

[deft ermine]

Wasnt upset 💀

[kind wing]

Just play have funn buye som new skins then you is not bored

[bronze hull]

this time i want u😍

like it's magnetic 🤑

[cosmic garden]

gmm

[bronze hull]

bud where's ya clown thingy

das cool but i was late so i couldn't get it

[cosmic garden]

i bored

[bronze hull]

dam

u got a song or nah wizy

i love kpop rn

[ocean pewter]

My nose hurts

🐽

[cosmic garden]

unfriend

[bronze hull]

HAH

😭😭😭😭

[cosmic garden]

dm

[bronze hull]

dude js listen to the song i listening to rn

it's good ash

wth

dis song sound so violent

[lament stream]

maaaaaaaan.

[worldly night]

Huw to change region?

[sour star]

men.🗿

[hearty heron]

Is update out

[jovial kite]

finally 28.2 out on iOS 🥳

[hearty heron]

IOS

Wat

I didn’t get

What country

@jovial kite

[jovial kite]

Iran

[hearty heron]

Oh

I’m in Maldives but my iPad location is set to us

[jovial kite]

just change region on vpn

and in Iran if you download standoff 2 you get 500 gold free

[bronze hull]

☠️

[hearty heron]

Cap

I’m not that dumb bru

Also I don’t have vpn

[sinful hedge]

yo guys, how could i get 25 dollars on my phone fast bruh

[paper geyser]

LOL my man is mad

[viscid badger]

oo so easy go to work

[sour star]

link ur credit card to ur ohine

or buy gift card

and redeem

[hearty heron]

Why

[sinful hedge]

no job fr, no gift card, no money

how can i make 25 dollars fast from nothing

[untold turret]

Bugged

[bronze hull]

rob a bank or smth

[sinful hedge]

only need 25

[sour star]

ask ur parents

[sinful hedge]

not 25k

[bronze hull]

don't matter

js rob em and ask for only 25

[sour star]

the more the better 🤑

[hearty heron]

Mug a person on street?

[bronze hull]

this guy gets it

[sinful hedge]

fr they would even let it slide

[sour star]

😂

[sinful hedge]

lmao

[hearty heron]

Ohh wait

@sinful hedge

Wait nvm

[sinful hedge]

huh?

[hearty heron]

That’s just

Do

[sinful hedge]

just?

[hearty heron]

Dm

[sinful hedge]

ok

[brittle knoll]

I am sooo cold

🦕

[hoary sierra]

So when iOS update? ._.

Shqiptar?

[little epoch]

Someone at 1v1?

[karmic wyvern]

Can you tell me when the update for iOS comes out?

Can you tell me when the update for iOS comes out?

[rich crow]

In 2

Fr shut up

[ocean pewter]

Nice poonging

🧤🐓

[blazing thorn]

update on ios?

[ocean pewter]

Ping pong

🏓 🐓

[unreal sluice]

I love anime

[ocean pewter]

I love shoonging

🐡

[tribal granite]

Friday in 18:00

[rich crow]

golbess is complaining about your bio

[outer valley]

worldcoin.

[outer valley]

i love kitties

[cosmic garden]

ok sth are you cat!

[unreal sluice]

Ok

[unreal sluice]

I am cat

Are you cat?

[cosmic garden]

im a dragon

[unreal sluice]

Nice

[outer valley]

[tribal granite]

Uptade for ios its avaliable now

[digital prawn]

Can i fall drom Gold 1 to silver 3 in alies

If i Got - 50

[calm harness]

[digital prawn]

Can i fall from Gold 1 to silver 3 in alies if i Got -50

mmr

[tribal granite]

🤣🤣

[rich crow]

Damn bro

[digital prawn]

What

I know

-50

Thats baf

[rich crow]

At least not -69

[tribal granite]

Po

Hahahahaha

[digital prawn]

Yeah im unlucky

[tribal granite]

Nuk del sod o brud

[rich crow]

It depends on ur mmr rn too

Like gold 1 but how much mmr ure on?

[digital prawn]

Just a mmnt

Im Now on 924

And i was 1067 i think

[ebon lichen]

Why u bully me?

[digital prawn]

O think thast not posible

[rich crow]

Nope it’s

[digital prawn]

Ok

[ocean pewter]

My back hurts

🐂

[unreal sluice]

Nicee. I do too

[ebon lichen]

😂😂

Or how it is

I have a loot of Alban friends 😂😂

[mint ridge]

they finally added #😎│memes, this is a day in the Standoff 2 discord history.

[mighty sinew]

My egg

[ebon lichen]

Haha,romanian bro ! 🙂

😂

😂

A lot of people says that i am albanian but nope😂😂

Haha

[lament stream]

true!

[ocean pewter]

Me Albania be careful

[sharp harness]

Hello, I would like to greet you

so I greet you

[teal dome]

@rich crow @ebon lichen only English here, please.

[sharp harness]

@teal dome I have a question

[teal dome]

you can ask

[sharp harness]

when I met a player who wasn't doing anything, he let himself be killed, wrote with players from the opposite team, set me on fire at spawn, can such a thing be reported?

allies mode

[teal dome]

yes, you can report such players here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/

[pallid dragon]

can enyone help me!?

[ebon lichen]

Yes yes yes ,english e spaniol ,frace ,German ,Rusky whatever u want

[pallid dragon]

can enyone help me

[teal dome]

what’s the issue?

[ebon lichen]

If it woold be that easyer with all hackers on this game ))) just told them “no hack” :))

[outer valley]

[ebon lichen]

They talk about comunism thinks:))

[pallid dragon]

how to sell sinks with gold

[hoary sierra]

Nice ^~^

[rich crow]

Anyone so2? Sg server

[teal dome]

what do you mean?

[cobalt sedge]

any player avail rn hk,sg

[pallid dragon]

nvm

do anyone want to play 1v1 or 5v5

are you an albanian boy

me too

[sour gate]

we entered the clan war, mac found it, but we can't get into mac, he was waiting to start

pls help

[teal dome]

@rich crow

[sour gate]

@teal dome

[cosmic garden]

sema

[teal dome]

are you talking about the match issue?

[sour gate]

yes

[teal dome]

👋

[rich crow]

when do you update on ios?

[sour gate]

is there a problem with the game ?

[cosmic garden]

I am 1676 mmr so master, but I appear as a champion. Can I still get the master role?

[teal dome]

you can report the issue by following the instructions in this article: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[teal dome]

yes

[cosmic garden]

thanks sema!

[pallid dragon]

how can i report a guy wich brake rule ?

[paper tangle]

but what rule tho

[primal rain]

Brake

[teal dome]

you can report in-game violators here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/

[primal rain]

Nice braking

Braking bad

[outer valley]

[paper tangle]

[primal rain]

Waltuh

[unique stream]

[paper tangle]

re building my desk

is a pain

[unique stream]

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

is the update out for iOS yet?

[paper tangle]

And then I have to re arrange my wires for my pc

pain

[lament stream]

real.

[primal rain]

Send photo on garden

[agile swallow]

🛌

[paper tangle]

No

Not yet

(And I go to work today)

[paper tangle]

I’m gonna give you a taco

[pallid dragon]

who want to play with me?

[primal rain]

🧌

[paper tangle]

Sea blue

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

How’s it been

[agile swallow]

hi

not good

[rich crow]

Sea men

[paper tangle]

Damn