💬│english-chat

[brittle knoll]

Not me

🐓

Sigma

[tribal granite]

My standoff its ben uptaded why?

[weak rover]

when ios got update?

[tribal granite]

I didnt want to uptade it but it has ben uptaded by its self whyy

[dusky prawn]

I'm also waiting

takes a long time to update

This is a shame

[civic pasture]

Why is here so many gold ranks?

[ionic lake]

😔

[vale shell]

after i play a game and see the scoreboard , under the names it has some stars , can someone explain to me what are these?

[deft ermine]

Teehee

[zinc briar]

Mvps?

[unreal sluice]

Yo

[deft ermine]

Guyssss

Guyssssssss

Engalish no undertandooooooo

😿😿😿

[vale shell]

ah ,yes . Thanks

[zinc briar]

👍

[lament stream]

yes.

[outer valley]

guyzzzzzzzzzzzz

[blazing ice]

Hello

[outer valley]

inglishu not undastandu

[blazing ice]

Me englishki plz understand me

[ocean pewter]

Yo dada lada

[next ocean]

amerika ya???

[ionic lake]

haii

[ocean pewter]

⚽ _ _

🦒

🏐 _ _

🦭

[agile ginkgo]

Kardashian?

[shy pivot]

Someone to x1?

[feral citrus]

no one

[shy pivot]

I not know speak much enlish

[shy pivot]

;-;

[agile ginkgo]

Ok

[shy pivot]

you accept?

[agile ginkgo]

Ahh sh1t

No

[shy pivot]

;-;

[ancient oracle]

unranked is dead

[rich crow]

yes

[opal bison]

Guys

In how much time are the missions from the battle pass activated? I think in maybe 1 hour.

[ocean pewter]

Yap

[opal bison]

But i am not sure

[ocean pewter]

🐓

[opal bison]

The daily missions you mean?

[ocean pewter]

Yes

[opal bison]

Its in approximately 1 hour?

Perfect

[ocean pewter]

1 hour 48 min

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[velvet basalt]

Alguém onn

[ocean pewter]

Nice chicken

[lament stream]

yes.

[ocean pewter]

🐔 +🤬

@brittle knoll what about this emote

[next ocean]

nope

[ocean pewter]

I heard you make emotes

[next ocean]

popodak cant get angry !!

[ocean pewter]

Well he has a gun

Emote already made

[next ocean]

he's having the gun just because for hunting and self defense

[lament stream]

popodak can't smoke a cugara.
🐔 🚬

[ocean pewter]

Oh

[rich crow]

ID: 114296137

[rich crow]

Add me

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

He's doing it rn

[lament stream]

speaking head, fire.

[brittle knoll]

What a nice pig

[lament stream]

🗣️ 🔥

[next ocean]

what about fire fire speaking head motorcycle and palestine

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[lament stream]

you forgot the dragon.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[next ocean]

yeahh

[lament stream]

[next ocean]

spin spin spin

golden spin when

[ocean pewter]

What about a front looking emote

Like ios but green

[next ocean]

popodak ballin' emoye

emote

[unreal sluice]

Haihai

[lament stream]

[next ocean]

smoking cugara while spinning

[lament stream]

cugara. 🔥 🚬

[rich crow]

no.

[lament stream]

blocked.

[rich crow]

reported.

[lament stream]

real.

[rich crow]

and, banned.

[ocean pewter]

Nice cigar

🚬

[lament stream]

cugara*.

[ocean pewter]

Nice CUGARA

[rich crow]

Nice bugara

[brittle knoll]

Nice garage

[rich crow]

Shongs.

[ocean pewter]

Shongs.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

Shonganigans

[brittle knoll]

They are praising me like an idol

I think

[rich crow]

My idol

Truly an inspiration

[brittle knoll]

Very weird

Makes my right shoulder hurt more

🐅

[ocean pewter]

🐔 🪄 your back hurts

[brittle knoll]

My back also hurts

🐆

[kind kindle]

Anyone allies?

[iron stratus]

Where can I get promos?

[outer valley]

giveaways

[iron stratus]

Okay

Where can I see em

[supple latch]

Is there anyone coming for 1Vs1?

[outer valley]

[supple latch]

?

[stiff portal]

how to report someone

[stoic badge]

Helo any axpart here

[stiff portal]

i have photos how to send to so2 community

[supple latch]

It's Phoenix but he doesn't know how to report it

[stoic badge]

I had 20 gold what i buy

[stiff portal]

i was last season

[stoic badge]

P350 festal or sharp box

[stiff portal]

how to report to community

can someone tell me

?

[paper tangle]

What do you want to report specifically?

[feral citrus]

P

[primal rain]

Report to community like

-rep

🐡

[paper tangle]

real

[outer valley]

xD

[lament stream]

he wants to report the entire community.

he simply does not like it.

[paper tangle]

insane

[rich crow]

He's reporting a dev

[primal rain]

REAL

[paper tangle]

REAL

[rich crow]

REAL

[brittle knoll]

real

[lament stream]

Real.

[primal rain]

That would be a nice :evil_m: moment

[lament stream]

maaaaaaan.

[primal rain]

maaan

Python maaan

[lament stream]

[primal rain]

?

[brittle knoll]

Nice pythoning

[primal rain]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

⛸ ⛸

[primal rain]

Thanks for shoes

[brittle knoll]

Np

[primal rain]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

🦙

Yo mama llama

U don't get a second pair

[primal rain]

:llama_m:

[lament stream]

maaaaaaaan.

[brittle knoll]

::/

Maaan

[opal bison]

When do the new missions start?

[lament stream]

missions will be real in 12 seconds.

[brittle knoll]

Oh poop!

They are really

(real but not quite)

[proven pelican]

Guys, one quest

When will update be avaliable 4 ios

[mint ridge]

@brittle knoll what happens after death, to your or my consciousness? does it just disappear? what is nothingness like?

[brittle knoll]

Funny because I already talked about this in another server

🦕 _ _

[mint ridge]

it has been bugging me enough lately.

I cannot stop thinking of it.

it's scary, you know?

I think you are the correct person to ask.

[brittle knoll]

Instead of thinking about the impact over yourself, u can consider the impact on others

Because that's what actually matters

Since nothingness is less than insignificant

🐔
🤝

[mint ridge]

I think not only for myself when I think of death, I mean also for others around me.

[unreal sluice]

What’s better

The existence of heaven and hell or just ceasing to exist?

[outer valley]

u revive in another world

[mint ridge]

first one definitely.

[brittle knoll]

The effect on others depends on how you lived your life, people could have a hard time getting over u, or some will try to find benefits, even less may try to sabotage the rest of your family, giving that you were the main brain in it

[unreal sluice]

Why?

Id rather not exist than suffer for all eternity

[mint ridge]

because it gives sense to you living and to life after death.

it's some sort of guarantee, no?

[brittle knoll]

U can really think about what happens to you in any way u want, as long as it helps u cope basically

[unreal sluice]

Yeah but

I don’t wanna suffer for all eternity

[brittle knoll]

That's one way why religions work

[lament stream]

your mind can't comprehend what it's like to cease to exist.

[mint ridge]

I try to wrap my head around every idea, but neither of them works.

[lament stream]

you can't really answer that with such confidence.

[unreal sluice]

But atleast I won’t suffer

[mint ridge]

you won't exist whatsoever.

[brittle knoll]

Try not using logic then

[lament stream]

boohoo my wifi tweakin.

[mint ridge]

that is some kind of suffering.

[mint ridge]

yeah, how can I turn it off again?

[unreal sluice]

It’s not suffering as hell. Like hell is suffering beyond any sort of imagination and comprehension and I’m just rlly scared of that

[mint ridge]

isn't inexistence beyond comprehension too?

[brittle knoll]

By remembering biology doesn't function with simple causality and result and many random systems are in place at molecular level

[lament stream]

there's no point in arguing about this, as i said, our minds aren't meant to comprehend what it is like to truly stop existing or to suffer for an eternity, because we can't really experience these things.

[mint ridge]

wait, what?

[brittle knoll]

Even human brains are beyond comprehension, despite having comprehension themselves

[unreal sluice]

I just wish real life worked like isekai

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[unreal sluice]

You die and go to another world

Would be fun

[mint ridge]

literally heaven and hell, no?

[brittle knoll]

Life doesn't work with logic, so neither death should

[unreal sluice]

No like smth in between

[mint ridge]

dim, you're a genius.

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[mint ridge]

that makes so much sense.

[outer valley]

yes

like in anime

[mint ridge]

yeah, this will probably help me sleep for the next two or three nights.

[unreal sluice]

Like sure there is a chance of getting into heaven. But for me that’s probably 0%

[lament stream]

oh shoot is that feater from arknights.

[outer valley]

i will be shadow!

[lament stream]

[mint ridge]

thank you, @brittle knoll 🤟

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[unreal sluice]

I will be lunatica

[outer valley]

[unreal sluice]

Btw why shadow?

[outer valley]

cuz shadow>>>>

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[primal rain]

arden

[brittle knoll]

I would've yapped more if I wasn't eating some chicken this whole time

And not typing with my pinky

🐔

[unreal sluice]

Rimuru, shiruki, inglis>>

[outer valley]

i like ayanokoji too

[unreal sluice]

Nice

[outer valley]

i need to watch s3

classroom of elite

[sour star]

bye bye i quit so2

[outer valley]

but im watching frieren rn

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

[outer valley]

~uaua

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[lament stream]

best thing you've ever done.

it's only gonna go uphill from here.

[sour star]

quitting gym aswell

[outer valley]

quitting life

[lament stream]

why is that?

[sour star]

dont know

maybe

[sour star]

.

[lament stream]

insane.

[hexed igloo]

awawa

[sour star]

wait ur -7 in time zones no?

[lament stream]

what.

4:35PM...

[brittle knoll]

I eat tons of meat and eggs but I still can't go back to 90kg

🐓 🐓 🐓

I'm all but gaining fat

[primal rain]

That is like

-7 or 8

[lament stream]

idk...

[sour star]

yeah so ur still somewhere in NA or SA

you wouldnt get it

[paper tangle]

me when

[lament stream]

i hate it.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

hate what

[brittle knoll]

Nice spoogoong

[primal rain]

Doors communjty

[lament stream]

a lot of things.

[paper tangle]

nice communjty kaffn

[primal rain]

Thanks

[paper tangle]

awe that sucks man

hopefully im not one of them

[primal rain]

You are

Xaxaxaxaxaca

[lament stream]

not you, i just be feeling a certain way rn...

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[paper tangle]

[primal rain]

Nice reaction

[lament stream]

that call made me remember a lot of stuff that i shouldn't have.

[rich crow]

🐴

[brittle knoll]

Maaaan

[primal rain]

🎠

[paper tangle]

Maaaan

[brittle knoll]

This chat rarely fails to put a smile in my mouth

[paper tangle]

🐴

[brittle knoll]

Wait hmm

[primal rain]

:)

[brittle knoll]

That sounds a lil weird

🦕

[paper tangle]

that seems impossible

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[primal rain]

🦕🐲❓

[sour star]

👨

[brittle knoll]

Smile = 2d

[rich crow]

Happened to me 20 minutes ago

[brittle knoll]

Maybe it's possible

[lament stream]

this is so real.

[primal rain]

It's man

Not maaaan

❌

[paper tangle]

Unreal

[brittle knoll]

Maaaan = :/

[primal rain]

:|

[lament stream]

:::::///////

[sour star]

its still male

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

MAAN! =

[lament stream]

maaaaaaaaan!!!

[primal rain]

Men

[brittle knoll]

::::/

[rich crow]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

._.

[primal rain]

Nice ._.ing

🐔

[paper tangle]

[primal rain]

And this is

[sour star]

stop maaaaning

[primal rain]

__ ._. __

Oh wait

Like

[heavy lily]

Hey I need a duo for allies

[brittle knoll]

ʼ¬ ¬`

[rich crow]

I need fire storm butterfly to go down

😔

[primal rain]

._.

Yes this

._.

Italic

[sour star]

#1044085342308941944

[brittle knoll]

Oh yeeee

🧠 🦕

[primal rain]

._.

._.

[rich crow]

🐔 🧠

[primal rain]

Difference

[brittle knoll]

Spelll lell

[paper tangle]

Koko brain

[lament stream]

i need the servers to go down. 😔

[brittle knoll]

His look inspires irony

[shrewd flame]

Morning

[brittle knoll]

I feel offended

[shrewd flame]

Wanna play

[rich crow]

I need them up so I can spend another $27 😔

[brittle knoll]

☹️

[paper tangle]

Pineapple with Tajín

[rich crow]

@paper tangle the devs take suggestions right?

[paper tangle]

Yeah on the helpdesk

[rich crow]

Alr

Ty

[lament stream]

tajín is just too good.

[brittle knoll]

Oh dang I forgot to drink water before eating the chicken (will give the feeling of fullness faster while eating, potentially making u stop sooner instead of eating everything)

[rich crow]

💵

[paper tangle]

I put it with my cucumbers

or jicama

[primal rain]

Nice spelling

[paper tangle]

I always make sure that it’s with extra lemon

[lament stream]

jicama w/lime, salt and tajín.

[fossil pagoda]

Is there anyone here that is a pro and very good can the person please give me some tips to play better xD

[paper tangle]

This is truly the based combo

[brittle knoll]

Maaan nice vitamin C

[paper tangle]

Thanks

(I really need it)

[hexed igloo]

i need

i need sleep

elp

[brittle knoll]

Just sleep

[lament stream]

keep your crosshair at head level and listen for footsteps.

[paper tangle]

Drink warm milk

[brittle knoll]

Close discord, turn off internet

[paper tangle]

it’s not gonna help

[lament stream]

those 2 things alone will make you 2 times better.

[hexed igloo]

im school

[lament stream]

hi school!! i'm Python.

[paper tangle]

You’re not a school of fish

[brittle knoll]

Yea all that just works for sleep is putting your mind to it

Hard to find a good reason tho

[hexed igloo]

unless you are a box of cereal the criminal os not Howard

[fossil pagoda]

Ok thx

[paper tangle]

Take some lemon

it’s good for you

[primal rain]

Hi school

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[paper tangle]

And I’m gonna spoon feed someone

I’ll brb

[stray violet]

I am so sold

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

[rich crow]

you are so mold

[brittle knoll]

You are so chold

🐇

[paper tangle]

You are so sold

[brittle knoll]

I keep thinking of new words, there just aren't

🐡

[lament stream]

yoinky sploinky???

[stray violet]

I am so foretold

[brittle knoll]

Doesn't rhyme with cold

[stray violet]

Maaaaannnn

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[brittle knoll]

You mean bestowed

[sleek grove]

@paper tangle

[lament stream]

my back is so pold.

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[sleek grove]

@paper tangle yo

[rich crow]

How much does your carbon ak go for? (Only one I can find is for 999k)

[stray violet]

Erm that acckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkshually doesn't rhyme

[sleek grove]

how am i paying for the standoff coins@paper tangle

[stray violet]

Should be between 20-30k

[brittle knoll]

🐆

You are so untold

[lament stream]

what.

[stray violet]

Any higher and they're disgusting people that overvalue their things

(I hate hoarders)

[stray violet]

I am so resold

[sleek grove]

How to gift standoff 2 golds for a friend

[lament stream]

go into the official russian so2 gold store and input their id instead of yours.

[sleek grove]

Thx you bro

@lament stream

[lament stream]

[brittle knoll]

I am so rolled

⚽

[lament stream]

you are so gold.

[brittle knoll]

You are so told

🦕💬

[stray violet]

Maaaaannnn I am so winter cold

My back is so fold btw

[brittle knoll]

I am so mold and fold and told and sold and resold and bold and you are so unfold and untold and fold

[lament stream]

maaaaaaaan.

[stray violet]

Yo mama so mold

[untold halo]

yo can i ask a qeastion

[stray violet]

You just did

[untold halo]

im a silver rn and im getting in a lobbie with masters and chaps wtf

[stray violet]

That's not a question

[lament stream]

lmaooooooooo.

[rich crow]

This is not roblox

[untold halo]

but its not fair

[feral citrus]

das crazy

[rich crow]

Real, makes skins hard to get as if anyone or someone is going to pay 999k

[stray violet]

Nah they're not there to sell

It's more to flex

Obviously no one is gonna fork over a million gold

[gilded flower]

what in the blorg are you blarping about.

[stray violet]

Maaaaan what are you glip glappering about

Bro came in jibberjabbing

And then started globbering about absolute nonsense

[obsidian wasp]

I need help

Version 0.28.2 is not available on Apple Store ( so i cant play with my friends that play 0.28.2 version )

[lament stream]

just wait for it to come out.

it takes a while to do on iOS.

should be out soon enough.

[paper tangle]

You just have to wait because the verification process depends on the moderators on the App Store. Please be patient until it comes out.

[rich crow]

Seen a stat carbon with 4.

[lament stream]

is the update out on iOS yet!??!

[gilded flower]

its mine

glad you like it

[lament stream]

when will the update be out for iOS?

[paper tangle]

istg Python

[lament stream]

@paper tangle @paper tangle

[paper tangle]

Im going to feed you a taco

[obsidian wasp]

Oh thanks!!!

[heavy lily]

Why do I keep getting jump scared by dying to ppl with 100+ ping

[rich crow]

Where's Linux UPDATE

[lament stream]

helper!!! i need help!!

[gilded flower]

@paper tangle can i get banned if i get mass reported

[lament stream]

@paper tangle

[gilded flower]

helper

[lament stream]

helper!!!

is the update out??

for iOS?

apple?!

[paper tangle]

only if there's concrete evidence

[gilded flower]

server bad

fix ?

[paper tangle]

why do I even bother

[gilded flower]

if not i give bad review on your linkdin

[lament stream]

this server just be like that.

[rich crow]

lmao

What about the Microsoft store???

[brittle knoll]

@molten nacelle ._. ;-; '-'

🐔

[sullen spire]

How to write support?

[lament stream]

btw, might wanna get rid of this. @paper tangle

[heavy lily]

What about my local store

[lament stream]

oh you did.

amazing.

[rich crow]

I did

[sullen spire]

Please help how to write support

[paper tangle]

Go to this link and press the button on the bottom right to contact Support.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.

[brittle knoll]

Maaan my right shoulder huuurts

🦕

[rich crow]

🐅 🪄

[brittle knoll]

I need to do fasting I haven't been for weeks

[lament stream]

then get rid of it.

[brittle knoll]

Maaan

[rich crow]

Eating chocolate donuts right now

[brittle knoll]

My back hurts too now

[gilded flower]

i think axlebolt will port standoff to windows soon

[rich crow]

They better now

[gilded flower]

mark my wordzz

[rich crow]

Not

[brittle knoll]

Well your shoulder doesn't hurt nothing to fix

[heavy lily]

I hope not

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[gilded flower]

i hope they do

[brittle knoll]

I feel like it hurts more after I eat even

[rich crow]

Why

[gilded flower]

so i can play on pc

[rich crow]

It's unfair to mobile players

[heavy lily]

It should stay mobile cause then it’s just gonna be unfair to those who can’t get access to windows

[gilded flower]

so are ipads

and people who have 120 fps

[brittle knoll]

There will be no point in porting to windows

Extra work for nothing

The competition will crush it

It's doing fine on mobile

Nice automodding

🦕

[rich crow]

Not as much as PC

[gilded flower]

im better on ipad than i am on pc (mainly due to bluestacks (the emulator used to play standoff) being shi)

[brittle knoll]

🐡🐖

[brittle knoll]

Bluestacks has input lag u could try it yourself

I could probably try something too rn but kinda lazy

I bet refresh rate doesn't matter either

[rich crow]

Goes over 120

[gilded flower]

but unlike on ipad i can actually vc with friends on discord without audio loss

[brittle knoll]

Monitor refresh rate

[stray violet]

You mean display refresh rate

[brittle knoll]

🐇

I think tv refresh rate

[gilded flower]

i display everything on a 105 inch projector screen

[brittle knoll]

Hmm display monitor hmm monitoring tracking tracker tracker refresh rate hmm tracker indicator pin pin refresh rate 🐓 hmmm pin nail nail refresh rate

[gilded flower]

i have an advantage over 5 inch phone player

[stray violet]

I think yo mama so refresh rate mold

🦙

[brittle knoll]

🦙

[heavy lily]

My phone is indeed bigger then some

[rich crow]

Not mine

[verbal imp]

H

[lament stream]

I.

[stray violet]

Definitely not mine

[unique plover]

trap so old gotta run out the house when i play my music so the roof don't fall on me

[gilded flower]

lazer dinosaur would be like

kha khaaaaa

do tou get me

[ionic lake]

Are emulators allowed?

[rich crow]

Sadly

[lament stream]

emulators are forbidden and using them can result in jail time.

source: an owl whispered so into my ear.

[ionic lake]

Sadly yes or no?

[rich crow]

Yes

[ionic lake]

Oh neat

[rich crow]

No not neat

[ionic lake]

I love lying

[rich crow]

If you use an emulator I don't ever want to see you say "I'm good at the game"

[ionic lake]

I can finally get out of silver

[lament stream]

[zealous wren]

Update ?

[lament stream]

yes!

update!

[zealous wren]

But on IOS?

Python btw u Play today allies?

[lament stream]

no.

i hate the game.

i would get a refund if it was possible.

[gilded flower]

it is actually

depends when you made your last transaction

[zealous wren]

Cuz i Play vs some python today

[lament stream]

my ign isn't python.

[zealous wren]

O okey

[lament stream]

it's dawnseeker.

my wifi flopping so hard.

[lament stream]

like 3 days ago.

[ocean pewter]

Linux update when?

[zealous wren]

Bruh when IOS update bruh bruh

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[lament stream]

i still don't trust axlebolt lmao.

[gilded flower]

oh you’re refunding through google play/app store not axlebolt

[lament stream]

is it even possible?

i'm gonna take a look rq.

[gilded flower]

hell yeah

[brazen portal]

SO2 is coming out on epic games !

With workshop !!!

Custom maps, skins and player models

[gilded flower]

but your gold gold will be taken away and if you spent the gold your inventory will be locked until you get the amount you owe

[brazen portal]

Madddddd

[gilded flower]

(the amount refunded)

[lament stream]

forget it, i can't even file a refund in gp lmao.

[gilded flower]

why

[lament stream]

can't find where to do it.

(i'm dumb).

[gilded flower]

Go to the Play Store app.
At the top right, click your Profile picture.
Click Payments & subscriptions > Budget & history.
For the order you want to request a refund, click on View to see Transaction details.
Click Report a problem.
Select the reason for the refund from the dropdown.
Click Submit.

[brazen portal]

Check #📸│photos

I think this leak is legit

Maddd for so2

Community will grow hella

[lament stream]

nah it's fine.

[brazen portal]

Epic games might buy axlebolt out 🙈🙈🙈

[gilded flower]

totally real no fake

[lament stream]

i'm gonna spend more money on the game anyways, i don't want my inv softlocked.

[brazen portal]

It’s on a leakers for this game Reddit bro

[gilded flower]

🤯

[brazen portal]

Yeah crazyyyy

[stone badge]

Today I played 10 matches 9 of them beeting hacks is there anything you can fix it?

[cunning stump]

been crazy lately

[lime yacht]

This game exists ?

[azure blaze]

It's funny when people call you for hacking although you are just better xD

[rich crow]

GUYS

My back so cold

[stray violet]

Your back is so mold

[rich crow]

Your back is so sold

[onyx knoll]

Can someone lemme know when iOS update is out

[rich crow]

Add me in bio have my id

[stray violet]

9 digit ID detected, messages ignored

[rich crow]

Real

Time to start 9 digit ID hate

[brittle knoll]

Man ngl I'm gonna just quit discord

I've been trying to gaslight myself into thinking it's not affecting my mental health and distracting my whole life away from me, but I can't go on like this any longer

And every time I open it I lose one more hair

🐓

[verbal imp]

How did I play this game for so long man

[brittle knoll]

April fool

🦕

My right shoulder hurts still though ☹️

[brittle knoll]

Idk why ask me, how

I can't persevere in a game for even 1 year so props

🐔

[stray violet]

🙂‍↔️

WHAT

Is that

Wait

\🙂‍↔️

[rich crow]

Just lost 1500 channel points cuz CaseOh can't play fnaf

😔

[proper gyro]

same

[lament stream]

same.

[unique plover]

how did u gang 😨

[winter saddle]

When does the IOS update come out

[slate shell]

What's up

[rich crow]

When does the Linux update come out

[stray violet]

Linux update is outtttttt

[spiral thunder]

Hm

[rich crow]

Bruh

Capitalization limit is too small

[blazing niche]

Update is out?

[rich crow]

Yesno

[rich crow]

let's goo

[hexed igloo]

finally i can play 0.12.0 🙏

[rich crow]

(oops ping)

[stray violet]

@stray violet

[rich crow]

@stray violet

[slate shell]

@stray violet

[bronze grove]

Unfortunately(

[void bronze]

what joke would axlebolt pull in today

[rich crow]

Giving you karambit gold in a promo code would be the best joke

[slate shell]

💀

[rich crow]

God tier

A joke that even aliens would laugh at

[slate shell]

I have game uninstalled if we are getting something free please ping me

[rich crow]

You might be dead by that time

[slate shell]

Noooooooo

Chat is more dead than my dead grandma

[proper gyro]

is Linux update out?

[rich crow]

Wild

[rich crow]

Sadly no

Been waiting 5yrs

[rich crow]

Ios update when ?

Check pinned

[slate shell]

When is windows update coming?

[proper gyro]

SteamOS update when?

[slate shell]

Bluestack emulator update when?

[rich crow]

Femboy simulator update when ?

[void bronze]

huh

[rich crow]

Oop

[random rampart]

Guys today's April fool

[feral citrus]

rn

[bronze grove]

Soon...

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

I’m guessing

Tuesday

I bet one kebab

[bronze grove]

Update

Leaker

Speaking

:omg:

Its not our wrong

It depends on iOS

[bronze grove]

So?

Did you buy kebab for me

Not

Ofc

[paper tangle]

Depends on the iOS moderators @arctic geyser

[bronze grove]

Real

[bronze grove]

Real info

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

Because I said Nuh uh

[void bronze]

this is

[bronze grove]

Yes u said nuh uh

Reality

[paper tangle]

reality

[paper tangle]

Is that Beth?

[void bronze]

yes

they did it for everyone

[vital jasper]

The update launched on Android?

[void bronze]

yes

alwasys android first

[vital jasper]

When was it launched

Today?

What are the changes

[paper tangle]

Based

Oh yeah

I got Rimurus Demon lord outfit yesterday

[bronze grove]

@paper tangle dear mod

Where is your love?

Sleeping or what?

[vital jasper]

Can anyone say what are tha changes of the game

[bronze grove]

Mentoining about python

[paper tangle]

I’m with them rn

[vital jasper]

Oo

[paper tangle]

We’re just texting rn

[bronze grove]

Have a good day

[paper tangle]

It’s gonna be midnight in like 16 mins

[bronze grove]

Whic city are you living?

[lament stream]

[bronze grove]

asking for interest

[bronze grove]

Pyhton is back

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[bronze grove]

Secret info

Right

Yeah

[paper tangle]

Only if you reveal yours first

(You won’t)

[lament stream]

i sleepy...

[void bronze]

sick

[rich crow]

Turan is active rn???

[paper tangle]

I spent like 1K stamina on the exp dungeon

I kept doing sweeps

[void bronze]

noooo

why exp

[bronze grove]

So you meant dont know where am l living?

[void bronze]

do item or gold instead

[bronze grove]

l think kaffn said

Right?

[paper tangle]

I literally ran out

[paper tangle]

Ik what it is

[bronze grove]

Sleep again

[lament stream]

this is true.

[paper tangle]

I just forget how to spell it

[bronze grove]

Capital

[void bronze]

1k coffee 😭

[lament stream]

i have to eat dinner!!!

[paper tangle]

Wait wait

Nvm

It wasn’t exp

It was item

[void bronze]

phew

[bronze grove]

Sleep and eat your dinner later

[lament stream]

but it is 10 pm!

[paper tangle]

I still ran out of exp tho

[bronze grove]

Its ok

Sleep again for 5m

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[rich crow]

When Linux update????

[bronze grove]

Nuh

Uh

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

I won’t let them sleep yet

[lament stream]

i will eat now...

[bronze grove]

[void bronze]

dw exp will be infinite later on

[paper tangle]

realest

I def spent too much coffee on item dungeon

[bronze grove]

l sleept again just 3 hours...

[pliant blade]

Anyone know when the servers are going to stop lagging

[bronze grove]

Hello,

If you're experiencing an issue in the game and need assistance, please click on the following link to get more information: There's something wrong with my game can you help me?

Additionally, you can visit our main website to get general information about the game or request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base

Feel free to reach out if you have any questions. We're happy to assist you.

Let me know if there's anything else you need.

[lament stream]

in 12 seconds...

[bronze grove]

Anime

[verbal imp]

Evo 5 in yellow on regamaster evos

[pliant blade]

[lament stream]

chinese cartoons...

[verbal imp]

My dream

[bronze grove]

So

Anime

[lament stream]

ye...

[paper tangle]

Nice copy and paste

[lament stream]

real...

[bronze grove]

Yeah thanks dear mod mate

[lament stream]

[bronze grove]

No its chinese anime!!

[lament stream]

is Evo 5 a car??

[verbal imp]

Yes

[lament stream]

amazing...

[paper tangle]

He’s a car enthusiast

[verbal imp]

Not the full name but it is a car

[verbal imp]

If he couldn't tell already

[paper tangle]

insane

[lament stream]

he's racist.

he loves racing with cars and stuuuuff....

[paper tangle]

very racist he is

[verbal imp]

I wanna go to Texas 2k :clueless:

[paper tangle]

He loves driving cars

[verbal imp]

No license 😭

[bronze grove]

l think toyota made by Japanese engineers

( lm not car fan)

[verbal imp]

Are u good in the head?

[lament stream]

toyota is japanese.

[verbal imp]

Yea

[bronze grove]

Yes!!

[lament stream]

because.

[paper tangle]

It be like that

[lament stream]

to-yo-ta, if it was chinese it would be like... tio-qio-yo-ta-ching...

i have no idea...

[verbal imp]

Alright this guys stupidity is driving me up a wall

[paper tangle]

bruh

[verbal imp]

Mute the guy

I will pay

Good money

[paper tangle]

Yeah man Toyotas are made in Korea

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[lament stream]

korea??? i know a man from korea.

[paper tangle]

Who’s the guy

[lament stream]

(he is fictional).

[paper tangle]

Unreal

[lament stream]

ask @verbal imp!!!

he knows!!

[paper tangle]

he knows everything

He should be helper

[stray violet]

We do NOT support china

[lament stream]

🔥 real.

[paper tangle]

I support having freedom steaks on my plate

[lament stream]

same!!!

[cosmic garden]

😎

[alpine turret]

How does shooting in this game work? Like how can some people already know I was behind the wall accurately and just insta-lock on my head to shoot?

[lament stream]

gamesense.

[paper tangle]

better gaming chair

[lament stream]

i just did it on stream.

no clue where the guy was.

[slate shell]

When u get good u unlock this ability

[lament stream]

but i had a feeling and pointed at a smoke, turns out the guy really was there and got smoked by all of us.

funniest match ever.

[slate shell]

Link of stream

?

[lament stream]

no it was discord...

[slate shell]

[lament stream]

i streamed an escalation match and dipped...

[alpine turret]

Oh! But when I shoot them first and I die "0 damage dealt"

[slate shell]

Ping/fps issue

[vital jasper]

Can anyone play with me after I reach lvl20

[alpine turret]

damn

[hushed jetty]

why cant i play in russia region?

is the server down over there or smth?

[paper tangle]

you aren't russian enough

[hushed jetty]

(no nitro)

[paper tangle]

it be like that

[hushed jetty]

oh so the netherlands work? yeah right

[rich crow]

hello

...

nobody dont talk me

bye.

yea i know.

how do i get harder lobbies

like i get really easy lobbies

most of them are like bronze

unranked

or cant even aim up

[verbal imp]

By ranking up

[vital jasper]

Any Indian here

[somber egret]

yes

[feral citrus]

[somber egret]

is ranking up hard in this game

[bronze grove]

[somber egret]

i just started and im getting like 40 kills in deathmatchs

yes death match?

dont you play it?

im playing it to rank up to 20

level

ah yes

same thing

me and my teammates vs other players

play for kills till the time is up

ahhh

team deathmatch

anyways

wut rank are you

wuts the main mode

and wuts the difference between 5v5 and allies

ah

5v5 is more csgo then

is this game cross server

like can players from other server play with other servers?

i just came from valorant

in this game

wut server do you play on

ah same

where are you from tho

nice

[feral citrus]

what is that country

[somber egret]

had to google too

[feral citrus]

lol

[slate shell]

What was it?

[somber egret]

but europe got it

its in europe

[slate shell]

Oh

[slate shell]

New*

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[raw kestrel]

Does anyone have a promotional code?

[slate shell]

🤡

[raw kestrel]

Does anyone have a promotional code?

[sick cave]

No

They done collab with the ufc but only gave us a graffiti 😔

Everyday

[raw kestrel]

Yes

[quasi hearth]

so

[stray violet]

I am so

[slate shell]

Yes its is SO2APRIL'SFOOL

[sick cave]

Ufc stickers would be crazy

[slate shell]

Or a sticker shield

[brittle knoll]

Pooop

Wooop

Shooop

And my right shoulder hurts more 🐆

[sick cave]

Double it and give it to the next person

[slate shell]

That's why u should switch hands

[brittle knoll]

What you mean by thatttttt!

[slate shell]

You know 😈

[brittle knoll]

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

My shoulder hurts more just after sleeping

[slate shell]

Either you lying or u a kid or literally too innocent

[brittle knoll]

Or after eating

I think it's cancan

🐇

I think

[slate shell]

If u dont know what switching hand means

[brittle knoll]

Well can can - needs supplying to work stronglyer

I thiiiink

[slate shell]

What is a cancan btw?

[brittle knoll]

🐇🚿

[slate shell]

Rabit?

[brittle knoll]

You know 😈

🐔

[slate shell]

😂

[brittle knoll]

Aaaaaaxaxaxaaa

🦕

Can't jump to conclusions without any proper diagnosis

But ngl it's been around for weeks

And prevents me from doing calisthenics

[slate shell]

Go to doctor?