#💬│english-chat
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With what knife
they're goooooood.
none (i'm poor).
@paper tangle do yk?
I don't know, what my friend is danned
☠️
M9 ancient looks good with those gloves
i've seen it, not a fan tbh.
No and only do it from there, since if you do it from other sites, you will be banned.
oh okay
is the update out for iOS yet?
when will they start accepting visa or master cards?

I will literally give you a taco

They will only accept Russian cards and for other cards I do not know when they will accept them.
can you ask them ?
No
I love so2
I don't have such power to do so.
probably never because iirc the site was set up because of the regulations that were put on russia.

😔
you have helper role
But it doesn't give power to msg devs
That doesn't mean that I can just casually talk to the developers of the game.
When will update come for iOS
1-3 days
yes it is.
Still waiting for Linux update
it's out now!
real.
It's not greed, they're just slow.
What u sayy jos so good bro for gaming
Good
139.29.209.122
i can report people using "high ping" cheats to teleport ?
Probably, probably not but here's the link either way. (https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-can-i-report-a-cheater
I reported a guy who is doing that and he is still not banned
thanks , was a guy , had normal ping , after 5 : 0 he started to teleport , ping 300
i will report , i have vid
We still managed to have like 8-6 but still -23 mmr
@chrome patio he’s not banned after the moderator’s answer?
I didn’t get an answer from moderator
Me having high ping at times:(
I hope I don’t get banned
did you report him on the tech.support site?
How long ago did you report the guy?
u won t , when u have ping from internet home , you play bad , but when a 3rd app modify your ping , you can use it as a cheat
Like a week
Yes
damn
could you please send me a screenshot of the chat, please? (to the direct messages)
1-3 business days aint it 
Wait nvm they said he will be banned but it was a couple days ago
Idk why it takes that long
I'm gonna rage if IOS missions won't be fixed tomorrow
if the moderator said, that the player will be banned, it means that he will be banned as soon as possible.
Alright.. it’s just been so long
😭
Oh ok.
Whats with the sound disappearing
real
real.
Hi
dudeee AGAInnn ping cheateerr
this guyss don t have anything better to do
whole match his ping was like
50
500
70
800
30
300
clumsy
Its full of them
i don t care what it is , i want em banned
this dude juts have pointless life
Fr
don t deserve acces to internet
@warped plume wanna play some allies togheter?
i just got back in sv4 cause of that guy
no more plying for today
Oh dam
i ll go crazy
Cmon man,one game
3 matches , 4 ping cheaters..

☠️
Report them to the staff,like i did with proofs
now i ll go cut video so i can go report
always in matches i got like 3 or 4 rounds advantage , then they start have 300 ping and teleport...
Standoff will lose players if they don't do something with this, Cheaters everywhereeee
It got deleted
')
unfortunately...
what do clan give you?
is the update out for iOS yet?
It's never coming out
cheese
What the hell I just joined a game after one year with a friend and got banned instantly
tomato.
Hm
beef.
Feel like there was well a lil software 
Alcohol. 

reportedd .
waitinf 4 tmrw
Guys
Nope
damn
who wanna 1v1 me
yeah.
wut?
I can
i opened 30 case
and i have nothing
That's why you never open cases
because you deserved it!
why?
idk i wasn't looking.
"bad words"
wheezee.
🧻
😨
what the toilet paper
Ok
[RGS] Azathoth.🦞👑 



HELLO
YES!
Do u guys play standoff 2?

No. 
We love standoff 2!?
None
Anybody wanna play?
Ok
u are right but i like pizza
pizzer
ok i think pizza is better
Macaroni is better
NO 😡
pizza is nice
🥺
what about pineapples on pizza
🤏

i love commiting crimes against pizzas !!!
D:
pineapple pizza is actually pretty good.
specially when it's got cherry on it as well.
I'm out. 
maaaaaaaaan.
realest
wtf
south east asian salt?
damn!
what toppings you add to your pizza?
real !!
Guys
Gangnam style
guys what will be the approx price of zone spatter sticker?
Phyton
okay thank you
it does, yes.
like 600g.
yeah
yeah.
This would be better:

profit
I dont have that much
this would be better: 
i want to do a highlights video for st
I do
Nice
Hello
yes.
My hands are so cold
Anyone for allies?
😔
lmaooooo.
You flipping pig
Nice pig
🐡🐤
🐽📌
Nah
Renewable energy
sup
yo

im broke
I'm broke too (but got other account locked and i can't see that money)
@subtle pine
Nuh uh
Why do u need to clarify
Yuh uh
🐔
Ban
Hi
🐽🐡
I have 0,17€
Hi
My bank account after every so2 update
Hello
Hi
What ?
Giraffe playing with ball
anyone g1 wanna play rn?
Wow 😳
Gold rank ?
I have 17 cents
I am on silver
Damn
rank ?
g1
g1
I get my next money on monday, 280 euros
ill play
185048045
im login in
okay add me
Hey
185048045
idk what it's called in English but it is when you study and have to live in student apartment
Nice
Anyone having a good knife ?
payment?
added
studying?
@ocean pewter
I only know the word in my language
Bro
What
U play standoff2.?
where u form
Ow so sad
I only check market on regular basis
Nice
I have some good skins but not knife
Finland
lame excuse
I found it it's called student allowance
find sb to play withj and it will be fun
Agree
Bro @ocean pewter where are u from
Middle europe
Country?
I am not telling
Haaha
Serbia ?
Who is from Serbia?
🐏
A G.O.A.T
Kosovo is Serbia
🇽🇰 = 🇷🇸
agreed from poland
Any Muslims ?
Bro is not from Panama😭
Nope
Also no
Intro?
Yes 
Hey :3
How are you? ^^
Isn't it called czechia now? 
Yeah
But I’m more used to saying Czech Republic on autopilot
I’m Oki:3 and u?
Fair enough ^^
I'm good :3
real.
real.
Czechoslovakia 🔥🗣️
fictional country.
I get my student allowance (280€) on monday
That’s good:3
Every week?
Kakarot
Damn, that’s 28k gold
Every month's first day
real.
No. 
Yes 🔥
What do you eat? Like you can’t survive off 280€ a month in this economy
WiFi, electricity and water will leave you with like €40 for food and then you can’t have hobbies
fish crackers and water
I live in the kind of apartment where you don't have to pay rent or anything
Oh ok
your bio is literally the ,,how did the get there achivement,, from minecraft
Better for you to stop talking now ._.
"how did the get there".
insane.
Ramen
realest
🔥
What country are yall from
yeah.
Eurasia isn't counrry
Pangea
Cpuntry
Victoria.
it is

also ich bin Jerusalem
Ok
Phoenix A🗣️
Eurasia is the largest continental area on Earth, comprising all of Europe and Asia.
Victoria secret
nice copy-paste.
nah
nuh uh.
i thought there's no dash in that
It’s funny how Eurasia is the same landmass but it’s so vastly different in different places
I'm from 🇫🇮
You from a cool country
Thanks
me when uralic language family countries
around the same maxx as u

finno-urgic
People always say Finland is part of Scandinavia when it only belongs to nordic countries
What?
it is so easy to learn finnish for me because turkish has the almost same origin with it
CUGARA
he meant that you have around the same mass as eurasia.
but i'm just too lazy to learn finnish
cugara on top
It’s so easy for me to learn earthic because on mars we speak a similar language🥶
🔝🔝
He needs to learn to spell before making jokes😭
real.
Yes
ok
Are you cat?
im a lion
rosie is martian?!1!2
Did you know that according to google it takes 1100 hours or 44 weeks to learn Finnish language
you're erdogan.
Your pronouns😭
yes.
he is she/her
give me 2 weeks
If only I had 1400 hours in stand-off instead of 2500 I could be fluent
i'll speedrun B2 finnish
i am please/hg/i'm/begging/you/give/me/exu/already.
i have 1h 41min/month
check the pinned messages.
Yea
@calm harness what does your name mean
tio (?).
Si
ye.
ye.
hmmmmmmm...
Mahito is an L
@calm harness What does your display name mean?
tio.
Ok
maaaaaaan.
@dawn falcon i just downloaded duolingo and learned "Minä olen" 🔥🗣️🔥
i'll speedrun B2 finnish fr
fellas
I was busy

🦜 <-- certified goalkeeper.
wanna see smth crazy?
hit me.
what. is. that.
the amiyer...
real.
Busy making money🥶
hes got a jon
job
u dont
so yeah
hes laughing at u and me
I’m a full time student
😭
Jobs are scary
Guys why cant i sell the akr steel grip?
I wanna get one where I can work at home
because you're not meant to.
it's like the charms they give out.
can't be sold.
make an indie game with a happy aesthetics that's actually about depression that's also heavily inspired in earthbound.
boom, free money.

Doesnt make sense lmfao i mean like if it was a charm or a sticker i could understand but why a weapon skins lmfao
Just stúpid
because everyone at that level has one.
it would be like.
.50g.
Like i got about 3 skins that i cant sell and it is very frustrating
yeah.
Still better than just having them and not being able to sell
I wanna have one of those all pink setups
i want a hug.
hug
cugara!!!
cugara...
cugara.
id:customize \:
Why is there so many hackers before an update comes out????
I’m still on 208.1
I can’t update yet cuz I’m on IOS , but every game there’s a hacker
Cuz you don't play on new verision where is better anticheat
You

k

Nice flash bang
real.
My mold is so untold
You are so fold and cold
💩🧤🦜
And we are so foretold
Brain eating blowfish
I wonder just how much internal conflict between all of the organs or cells or bacteria or viruses
Does it take for a creature to decide they don't want to have a brain anymore
Their brain is pea sized
Because that decision may still happen in the brain
They don't know
But will that mean the brain rejects itself?
Or is it manipulated to think so by other organs or bacteria or viruses or in a combination of electric impulses ?
Chikens time for one of you to become the dinner😈🔪
Nah

Pig spigging
good.
source?
🐷 💢
🐔🐅
African pig virus be like:😉
they dead, how you gon ask?
maaaaaaaan.
Nooooo not again😢
My brain not braining much
How to make one emoji big and other small
Because I ate (pork and 8 eggs)
Me rn:🫡🔫
I think I ate 40 eggs in one week now
18+ virus joined the chat
🐓
You become a Chiken soon
🐡
🗿
But do u have muscle

Not much ☝️🤓 by today's standards
Imma pretend I didn't see what u said
Can you lift 50kg?
.
Nah you won't i think you don't eat enough eat 80+ eggs
Calisthenics
Boomer💀
I don't need someone to tell me what or how to eat, thanks
🐓
I already gathered enough information about it
Still better than sugar
Are you buying huge cartons of egg
Diabatese be like:
Yes
You will be shocked to find out how diabetes works
Boomer ×2💀
I did😅
Sigma
Gold 2 boomer🤣
Many years ago I decided to eat 3 eggs every day, until people started telling me they're bad for you, because either they cause blisters or they raise your blood cholesterol
So far no adequate evidence supports either
📝🐓
Lie asf
Dietary cholesterol -> very minimal effect on blood cholesterol
High blood cholesterol -> weak association to heart disease anyway
Yea
To bulk you need more
Nice dataing
If his weight 55kg
The protein didn't magically help me do muscle ups unfortunately
Also I am still only 3 kgs above 75 now, so only 3kg gained so far
Imagine if I added sugar to the eggs or meat now that's some ez obesity
🐓
Instant fat storing
Oh then you need 78*1.2 = 93 gram protein
Guys go to fitnes and gym server to talk that
Holy shi
I considered whey protein but
Whey easy to consume
I can't find that one grass fed jar anymore
☹️
Out of stock
I only find poop ones with aspartame and pee
I love chemicals that were approved for use before doing tests
Especially sweeteners, ah yes, 10 kg of whey with some controversial sweeteners added, I'll indulge for the next 6 months, absolutely nothing could go wrong. Know nothing and be happy!
But eggs and meat? No sugar added, no preservatives, no sweeteners, no carbs, natural, what can go wrong other than by the saying "anything in excess is bad"
the shoonger.
There was a time I was called crazy for eating just 7 in one day, but now I know those opinions were BY FaR unfounded 🤨 downsides of 40+ eggs in a week? A lil tummy ache and a bit more strength and a lil bit of weight gained, no significant fat accumulation though, gluconeogenesis is funny
Hey, there's a chance I grew more neurons though , I'm so smart so genius, so big braain
🐓
Digesting all these eggs and especially meat is also shockingly 🤯 easier than bread/corn/rice/oat/starch stuff list could go on
🦕 🦕 🦕
😆
Bro what!
xaxaxaxa
me too
But what if they're not all 18+ u won't even ask first?
cheater russians
🤨
🐓
no im not pedofil
Oh what do you see mister parrot
Seeing future in that crystal
Oh yeah, btw I also take creatine now
🐔
I forgot to mention this important aspect, I there's a limit for how much glycogen your muscles can hold before getting stored
As fat
Or something
And creatine increases the limit
So if I want to cut, all I'm gonna need to do I think I think 🐇 fast, take creatine, high intensity training, take creatine high intensity training and so on, the addition of creatine will consume the glycogen sources faster than otherwise creatine-free 📝🐓
maaaaaaaaan.
I can write an essay rn to correct myself and further explain
But I'll just leave it to any reader reading this
That’s nice
Do your own research 🐔👉
the aza.
Ello py
hiiiiiiii!!!
About 3 hours and 30 left btw

"The body uses creatine to make phosphocreatine, which acts as a buffer to keep up the production of adenosine triphosphate (ATP). ATP is the fuel used by the muscle during exercise, and the by-product is adenosine diphosphate (ADP). " 🐓
nice shoonging.
You recommend on calisthenics 
Nice shunging
🐓
i know a different way to exercise.
Your ruining ur sleep btw
I am brushing teeth you cowew


Wdym by this
Go on

Like for body weight exercises
What I recommend?
is it better than lifting weights or anything else related on the matter
It's simple, squats, pull ups, pushups dips
(I’m curious)
There is also weighted
So not a problem
Tie weights to yourself when doing dips for example
Or pull ups
Push ups, idk, but tbh would only be even necessary if you can successfully do handstands
With calisthenics, strength should be main goal not looks ☝️🐓
Because strength doesn't only come from the muscle, you got joints too
real.
What's gonna be the use for a bicep that will just tear apart because the joint can't hold it

Nice penguin that walks shyly
Oh yee
🐡
What a nice pig
Always a nice one
He walked too much and got abducted
Someone out there from the 8B people just didn't like his walking
🦕 _ _
🐆


Nice...
pluh.
I have arrived from the abyss
not the abyss man
Someone told me to lose my rank so they can play wit me.
I need to work out ngl 
sniff
Poor soul
dying noises
losing ones rank is always a big loss
I am rat.. But i ain no snitch
Ngl I don't really feel any "progress" doing calisthenics
Fair
And I wanna get into weightlifting someday
I think it’s like
Can ya'll tell me if I cooked naming the 3 strongest characters in my novel xd
Over for a couple a months and you will feel the progress
What are the names?
France
Maybe
Don’t do it next time because it will give you a ban.
8.57.
For me it's 9, 9 and 10
When kebab
Need hard names for top 3 xd
i want kebab!
Whenever you’re back in bed and sleeping because right now it’s not a good time to be awake Turan
We want kebab
Yes he want
!!!!!!
Dude
Just buy
Kebab
For sahur

Nuh uh he won’t
Because
yes.
He still loves you
Yes you should
I can’t stop that then.
Community member bullying helper :omg:
Pyhton version:


guten nacht!
Have a goodnight
@paper tangle l will see my kebab in morning

Sipakoyna noci
oyasuminasai!!!
I am scared to say anything while you guysa are here


Don’t be scared
it’s all jokes
ye.
(I think)
brawl stars better
skull, sob.
u gotta accept it
Cool
Nah
real.
Yeah
speaking head, fire.
just put the emote
Standoff in my heart

cardiac arrest incoming
My bio says it all
Got any games on your phone?
it is quite big yeah ur right
I don't care what others think!
!!
Friday night funkin








