#💬│english-chat
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@lament stream get on the game
@primal rain not boost
boost fps. 😨
What
what game?
Standoff 2
Standoff 2
Standoff 2
i don't wanna play.
Lets play
nuh uh.
What did i miss? 
Didn't ask get on
Let's play
Hi
No way

Aik is back
I'm play for my brother
Aik please more thighs
the french revolution.
Idk
Why is it that every time I do a task, it doesn't turn out that I did it?
Aw, sad, could have chop some yk well, head 
real.
I'm not very strong for arms race
May i get a reason to send them 
that's the best mode wth.
23 kills 70 deaths
Older ones are outdated
Why so random, i didn't talk abt that?
???
✅✅
Hm, fine 
Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race??
@paper tangle May i ask you to take care of that? ^^
yes, it's true.
Why is it that every time I do a task, it doesn't turn out that I did it???????
@paper tangle May i ask you to take of me? ^^
I screened it already @ruby rivet
I don't know new promocode
what the helll!!
Too late for ya
No
you gotta pay bud.
No
this guy is just an ai
100 coins per mission.
bud.?
@primal rain Can you dm me again, i can't find your dms anymore? 
Help me
Every day tasks go away from me
then make them come back, easy? easy.
Daily tasks maybe

Bruh
Why is it that every time I do a task, it doesn't turn out that I did it?
😶
you need to make an offering of 100 coins to the standoff gods.
Rally
no.
You know I would already

Where can I solve this problem?
in Azerbaijan.
This is a mistake that must be fixed
I like you

you have to complete 5 holy side quests
12 labors, even. 
Hello
You can report this to the support team using this link
@paper tangle u seen ragna crimson?
This must or is not mandatory
Do not be afraid of me
Haii
Thanks bro
hru
yes
no problem
what!!!
I’m gonna wait until tomorrows finale to watch the last 6 eps. I rlly like it
the manga is better
1vs1?
Noob



What
idk.

87?
87
what about 45
4:5
42
I don't even understand anymore bruh 
you don't need to.
we're trying to communicate
the chat is so random anyways.
Is that the "un"holy bronze language i can't speak? 
🗣️🔥
real
hey, @lament stream.
are you mewering?
whats your opinion about 76
You How are you
no, i'm mad.
at me?
I'm good, thx for asking 
yes.
he mad
I want to flog someone
would it be possible for you to explain why you are mad at me?
Welcome
Flog? 
dogs are already cheating on the new update noice
dms.

Thx bro
(idk what it means either).
Oh i google it 
what does it mean?
It's not your fault

me when automod
1vs1 I meant
I like you

Hello
it happens

not bad
Hi
Not gonna tell who the people are, else it'll be WWIII 
me muting 
Also, i don't wanna get muted 
real

Happens to me too
I saw that idk when 
But that's how life is ig 

I pity you🥺
maaaaaaaan.

You to
Yeah
But heh, always there to support the people who wants to be themselves 
Yes:3
1vs1?
What
What? 
the short car.
(like me irl help me)
Nice
meow
Meow :3
What is the best series in history?
yes
that one
school days anime
most sane show
very wholesome
I don’t play
very heartwarming
No no no
✅ wholesome
✅ heartwarming
✅ inspiring
✅ motivational
✅ helpful

ember hiii:WHEEE:
The best series in history GOT
hello zuskeee :WHEEE:
And breaking bed
hru!!!
have u broke a bed?
The 🐐
game of thrones kinda fell off as it progresses

i am doing bery good wbu
same same
you do not know breaking bed?
zuskee, are you turk?
🤦🏼🤦🏼
what a distinguished gentleman
adren has something personal with turks
😨

🦃

realest
lol
Dm?
(i wanna eat some now)
this
That would make you more french than i am 
I never ate any
(haven't ate any)
(oh)
Are you French
do u not read
Yeah 
Why
(it's totally not written in my bio)
I don't read
How did you understood what i said then? 
i dont know xddd
do you think it will have the same texture as chicken
It was Google
☠️
probably
translate
frog diet
From what i heard, it has the same texture, or taste as chicken? 
nuh uh
Idek, i'm not that french i think lmao
I'll go search
I love the French 😚
No
french fries
0.0000001% french is still french
fries didnt come from french
Apparently it has taste and texture of chicken 
They did
it really be like that
Belgium only invented the other way of cooking them 
zani the french
They didn't created the fries
so who created potatos
Potatoes created themselves 
I want you, can you?
what
Boi wt
brotha he's taken
LMAO
Fr
you should stop
Can't read a bio 
really
I want you in conversation
real
they are in conversation
Hm, nice save bro
Yes
(ik)
he calls you at 21:52
It was 10 minutes ago
Yeah, i just saw when i checked the dm request
bro just wants some pics 
i accidentally pressed the call button on numerous people various times before, most of them being because i was clicking/navigating too fast and then somehow misclicked on the call button
Like someone called well

kaffn
21:52
It wasn't me, it was my little brother
insane
Hm 
what
Yes
its literally him
(he already got some months ago)
he would do it
Yeah, it was in december 
nightman has something with turks
My mug fell onto my phone
What did you say
“Guys it was not me cheating, my dog got a hold of my account, pls unban” -average cheater
?
XDD?
W dog
get the game uninstalled
my dog really did that though
Dog is so smart he cheated 
Lol same
What did you say
me being curious
Dogs are on average smarter than cheaters🗣️
(i totally don't have any dog, and imma blame one dog for getting my old acc banned) 
ong?
nah bro it was the frog
Oh
(it totally did something)
My old acc is the worst
I'll give them to my french grand father 
Tadpole even
(They shouldn't have got me banned)
real
I want to sleep but I can't
Why's that huh? 
he's hard rn
Hm, should i give them to you? 
idk
AYO 
my dms are always open
I want to sleep 🥺
AYO NO ZANER
So sneaky no one remembers
I might well yk, send them thigh pics 
I'm so sneaky you might never see them
Ofc i want 
we collectively have Alzheimer's
Yes
I think I've fallen in love with you
😭
Idek what to say bruh 
brother
what the hell
Bro is now confirmed into boys
We collectively have Alzheimer’s

fake
real
I mean, i heard that so much, yet i'm still not used to people saying it 
I sleep better than this embarrassment
you do not like me ?
why embarass yourself then
Doktorspiele
I'm taken ._.
xD
adren._.
We lost the battle
dude i literally told you that he was taken already
the mental asylum has me 😍🥰
=-=
most attentive so2 player
Me when my comprehension skills are -1
(bro couldn't admit a loss)
im coming over
Thx bro
coming what
over
Lol
`~ʼ
type 1

Np
1
=-=
(You saw nothing) 
-_-
I love cats like you
bruhhhhh
Bro My mum got diabetes type 2
“2”
Simp confirmed 
`ʼ
+€
Better go hide brother
me when the
Huh
I drank a lot of sobia
sobia?
(please do if you saw)
Yes
rip
I gotta ask @lament stream first
moo
Okay 
🐅
Why do people lock their doors if robbing is illegal
You cow
Meow
You cowwww
Best cat 🥺
🦤
because people rob even if its illegal
Unlock door to protest

shut up dgty!!! robbing is illegal
Then i know someone who should go in jail
Who among you knows Arabic?
Yo guys
I am romanian btw
come in
The one person who dared to steal my heart, i'll find you one day 
Better run and hide (he isn't even in the server)
you can take my house
You already know what happens next
Can someone donate me some skins
Who among you knows Arabic??

No 
Oh please
K
I'm not cheap like that
definitely Romanian
🐔
Only know french, english and very very low serbian 
yea, you'd pickpocket your way into my brain and steal it
What brain even smhhhh 1 peanut aaaaxaxaaaaaxaaa
Too skinny
Only english
Pea size brain
It might get you muted 
Low weight
pig
Btw guys any tips on how to win more in allies sandstone ?
I apologize for my offensive behavior
Can't help
You could be friends
🐔
🤝
I only play allies on rust 
i think im getting romanian
Tbh sandstone better
Rip
Listen
no
I did few games on sandstone, always loss, on rust, nearly only wins
Yes
no
U need 5 degrees to get 1 job
I saw someone on allies with 1000 points
Your opinion on Tik Tok, you are beautiful 😭
Unrelated too
(might be a skill issue)
bro still trying
Stalking my socials now
My right shoulder has been hurting for weeks for no reason
Only one way to get close 
Vodka
🐔🪄
We can't give up
my back hurts and my head hurts profusely
i am so cold
What is it
Vodka
yea you can, he is taken already
I need some
You are so fold
Your back doesn't hurt and your head doesn't hurt and you are not soo cold anymore 🐔 🪄 ... Buuuuut
Buuut your hair will fall and grow back green now
🐔🪄
Rally 😭😭😭
nooo
i dont want to go woke
what happeeeneeeeeeed.
🐡
i was eating lunch.
What about you, did anyone take you?
just read man
nah
Told it 4 times, 2 times azathoth, one time me, one time him 
yes, i did
You are mine from now on
And you
Called it
Guys look on what i sent in photos
What about it
I don't love you anymore because you are a traitor
…
☠️
My teammate has 1000 points
Bruh, we told you from the start 
i didn't understand a single thing.
i think hes joking
i'll go do smth else...
nah don't
I want someone
I want you here
I'm so blind I didn't see it at first
Me?
nice atay
maaaaan.
Not you.
Do i report him ? Becose he shot only headshots
Yes @paper tangle
k
I hate you all 😭😭
Only if you have video
Yes
Wah, your mood changed so quick 
🐇
imagine only taking headshots lmao, i only take backshots instead.
Ayo
🐔
Bro?
I dont have but u Can see that he has 1k points thats impossable
Gotta take them in
@wheat thistle https://help.axlebolt.com/en use this link to contact support team to report the player
Sorry
K
real.
(pres the button on the bottom right)
Bro why is this allowed
nice presing.
As i was saying, relatable 
what is?
The discussions above
from who Py Py
For you, we all knew.
haha, give me head
its a joke
you know.
an american joke
Nuh uh
@paper tangle 🦕
i want chewing gum
gum is nice, yes.
i chew 4 gum a day sometimes
daaaaaamn.
🦉
you must have a nice jawline.
you can talk fast now
ive been chewing 2-4 gum everyday for years,w ell atleast in my moms house not in my dads cuz they usully dont have

what, is it that thing everyone talks about like mewing or something i dont really care


Lots of money spent on gum

i chew gum cuz good
alr i'm bored, bye.
🐔
bye
Cya
How many cases is too much to open right now
5 billion
69 trillion
No
249 octillion
2949 sextillion
Muscles
i think my jawline looks normal i think
I can't stop opening them 💔
Donate 💔
I think it's called double chin
U should have a jaw similar to dr Mew
🐓
double chin?
Yes
trains the tongue 🤨
gargantuan
It's a muscle
When your chin sags it's the tongue weighing it down
Are you a quitter?
Mewing is holding it up
💪
Mother did not raise a quitter. Never stop opening cases
Bank account in the negatives?
bro would spend his life savings on gambling
That money is better spent on Bitcoin
I am so coold
You can make back if you win big
🦕
You will always had a chance to win big
Make a fire
🦕
Not if you've opened like 24 and still nothing good
Then open more.
people usually quit before they hit big
Parents would be very proud to see their son never quit.
How to end up in the negatives:
🤔
Why is there no audio after the update or is it just happening to me??
Just i
Only to you?
U
Restart your phone
I'm on the game, the sound is all good
There are people who split their tongue in 2 and can move each splitttage separately
How many have you opened so far?
🦕
wtf
Already did few time other game work fine but not this one
I lost count but maybe around 230ish cases
I will never stop until I win big.
You need the gambling hotline
This is just the hobby man.
Separate muscles
That's wild
Maybe try resetting the game?
Hurted all day
🐅🪄
🐆
My biggest win so far is like akr dragon non stattrack
🐓
Keeping on the grind.
I did
Alao cleared the game data and tried but still the same
its just skins
You do not understand.
Buy origin cases
The game hates you so much I think
if they ban you you lose all of it
Can't disagree
Should I?
I do have a chance to win m9 dragon glass
Hm
Or stat akr treasure
I don't cheat, I have a good mindset about how things work.
Stattrack.
other ways to get banned
I might actually do it
I will re install the game Maybe it will work after that
Toxic? Brother I said slurs every match I play never been banned since 2020
Have you updated the game

Its started happening after the update
Uninstall then
Ight
Pattern skin are good investments too (sarcasm)
If it didn't work then where should i report it?
It's not as valuable
Just try it
It might have been your device bugging
Not the game
Maybe
What do you want them to do? Fix your device? 😭🙏
Lmao nah
I thought it was some game prob or shi
Bc other stuff works fine
It happens
Lmao
Gotta love seeing those people get their acc hacked, then having them spamming their discord 
people dont download random apps that asks for google login it new scam method when u login u just giving them your token and they just login into standoff account after that they transfers skins and bans the account
It always gotta be like that


Yes
yes
Gotta agree, your bio made me laugh 
Okay, I'll go
I don't accept friends request nor dms from people i don't know (especially the one who are smh in love on me after they met me the same day) 
Okay, I understand this
Thanks 
Welcome
maaaaaaaaaaan.
deserved.
🦕
🐓
My neck hurts
Hmmm
🦒
I don't think that name fits popodak
You removed your fb
toorkeesh man.
toorkes erdoGAn
real.
oh
insane
I am so cold
🦒

Nice colding
Yo mama so mold
insanely rude
🐔
🎀
🤝
so huge...

the sticker...
Nuh uh
yuh uh.
check DMs
🙏🐆
(We’ll talk there)
Very nice
Goodnight y'all 
gn french.
Have a goodnight sleep
I am so cooooold

Me praying to lose 40kg
me praying to gain 20kg.
From my brain storage
🦕 🦕 🦕
And possibly at no cost
📝🦕
And u can resell it for profits
Nuh uh
Keep praying

Maybe one day you'll also gain a brain
we can do something about that 😀
Damn
Nuh uh
From my brain storage, and possibly at no cost
I have a brain
Python is mine

you are mine! you are mine! you are mine!

I ate the rest
U mean kil edd
Nice quote
🐡 🐡 🐡 🐡
My friend genuinely tweaking after losing in a 1v1:
admit it nightly, claire is mine.
you've lost.
Nice Sarah
Who is Claire?
Nuh uh Adren
It's masculine male name
wanna play?
No.
priv?
you got proof, lil bro?
Very masculine
Nuh uh, go tell them about it.
Also brb get a woman pfp (because I like women of course)

🦕
No.
(Why me
)
because you're quite endearing.
yes, i do.
I have chicken pfp because I like chickens
is there one that you like?
😂 🤣 🤣
🐔
Thanks man 
it already sounds the number 1 for the worst race
maaaaaan.
:/

l fai.
He is faster than f1 car











