💬│english-chat

[paper tangle]

with no gravy

[hexed igloo]

have you tried that pizzahut one where they literally have the pizza served upside down

[paper tangle]

what

[hexed igloo]

idk the name but it's like that

[stray violet]

pizzer 👍

[hexed igloo]

if you have a weird pizza kink'

i think

[rich crow]

Standoff2 It's full of kids using cheaters so it's not even worth playing now. Either they will provide anti-cheat or they will allow the game to be played only on mobile because PC players have the option to download cheats

[verbal cloak]

Faxxxx

[vast escarp]

there has been a rapid surge of cheaters in new accounts this season

and boosters

[stray violet]

Where's that one baboon that came here saying that standoff had the best anticheat and stood by his word

You may wanna talk to him

(I endorse any harm you might do)

[rich crow]

So let standoff do that you can create an account for one ip and not for another 100 or anticheat, because I'm starting to enjoy cs2 more than this game

[vast escarp]

huh?

[hexed igloo]

then move bruh

[paper tangle]

whats stopping them from playing another game

[hexed igloo]

he's being held at gunpoint to write this complaints

[stray violet]

There he is karfy

Get him!!!!

[paper tangle]

[verbal cloak]

The glazing is crazy

[rich crow]

It has nothing in so2 It's not anticheat

[paper tangle]

man i love frogs

[vast escarp]

fried or grilled?

[hexed igloo]

i put 560 tadpoles in your toilet

[paper tangle]

man I love flushing toilets

[hexed igloo]

i agree

[vast escarp]

pretty sure 560 tadpoles would block it from flushing

[hexed igloo]

whatever that means

[paper tangle]

"People in here are sick in the head"

[paper tangle]

thats why we have buckets

[lament stream]

_ _

[paper tangle]

how flat

[hexed igloo]

thanks deutschland

or Norwegian idk

[lament stream]

none.

curved.

[paper tangle]

real

[lament stream]

realest.

[paper tangle]

real

[hexed igloo]

i cant scroll through my twitter without seeing this green hair train npc

[lament stream]

good.

[paper tangle]

what

[hexed igloo]

i might be crazy

choo choo gaki or whatever

they have a name apparently

[stray violet]

[hexed igloo]

guys i might be insane

do you have any tips on how to defend myself from the swarm

[paper tangle]

train kid?

[hexed igloo]

guys i think its coming

guys

[paper tangle]

the goger is coming

[hexed igloo]

i think

i think it's here

im die (?)

[paper tangle]

it be like that

[lament stream]

rip zaner.

[paper tangle]

rip zaner

[vast escarp]

wet pan works

fry directly

[lament stream]

unlimited wet pan works?

[vast escarp]

very useful against swarms

[paper tangle]

this is NOT fate!!!

[lament stream]

[hexed igloo]

knock one out and the other rip your spinal core

very effective

[lament stream]

zani.

[stray violet]

Yep twani is gone

[hexed igloo]

do you guys know that one wonderwoman comic where she rips Superman spine and use it as her whip

idk i think im here for too long

i need to go

[lament stream]

wonderwoman if she was an edgelord:

[paper tangle]

isnt that the one where wonder women doesn't remember anything

and uses that whip as redemtion or something

[hexed igloo]

one of those series

[vast escarp]

sounds convincing

and real

[lament stream]

maaaaaan.

[paper tangle]

maaaaaan.

[vast escarp]

i checked it

and it's actually true

[paper tangle]

what the

Nikola Tesla

and Einstein

[next ocean]

tesla better 🗣️🔥

[stray violet]

Yo aza

Lobbying up with hackers gets you banned right? Because boosting

But what about if they didn't get banned

Can I ban them now even tho they did that like 3 seasons ago

(they're still active and playing but I don't want them to play (realest unnecessary banning))

[gray night]

💀💀💀

[stray violet]

I need them banned NOW

[next ocean]

you should be banned NOW

[rich crow]

He needs them banned NOW

[gray night]

Petition to ban @stray violet react below 👇

👍

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

👎

[gray night]

👍

[rich crow]

He needs to be here

We need the pizzzer

[hexed igloo]

pizzer 👍

[paper tangle]

yes

[paper tangle]

you could try still tho

[unreal sluice]

Bro is a villain💀

[stray violet]

This guy is NOT banned

I need him banned NOW

Right now

I want him to come here crying about how his account got banned

[hexed igloo]

personal grudge

[soft coral]

@batonassuvarskeislidl hello! Why it is not counting daily quests and not adding coins after match to account???

[unreal sluice]

Demons are scared of him

[soft coral]

Is here someone who can check it??

[stray violet]

And I still have the evidence of his hacker friend

I have the video

Match history

Match number

Both IDs

[rocky stirrup]

Bro its full of hackers brooooo

...

[stray violet]

I need his spent time on so2 to go to WASTE

I need him to cry about how much time and money he spend

Just for it all to go to waste

[rocky stirrup]

Cant play a single match without getting a hacker

[stray violet]

You know what

Imma make a report

Hopefully he gets banned

2300 hours

Level 167

Goodbye buddy

[pallid galleon]

when device bans for cheaters?

;/

[pallid galleon]

@paper tangle

[paper tangle]

Only happens when you report them

[pallid galleon]

i do

[lament stream]

maaaaan.

[pallid galleon]

from my last 10 matches

[paper tangle]

Then you just wait for them to be banned, it's not always instant.

[pallid galleon]

only 2 were normal

[lament stream]

why are there so many russians on the na servers.

[pallid galleon]

just add better anti cheat

and device ban for cheaters

no root detection stuff

[paper tangle]

I'm not a developer, I'm just a server moderator.

[lament stream]

skill issue.

[pallid galleon]

you can bypass that with only 1 script

[rocky stirrup]

There should be a better anticheat

[lament stream]

nuh uh, add a better anticheat NOW!

[pallid galleon]

;/

[sour star]

pablo

[rocky stirrup]

Bro they all have the same hacks, they can figure a way to ban that script

[sour star]

theyre looking into it

they posted abt it on their tg

[rocky stirrup]

Cant play a matvh without a hacker

Match

[lament stream]

source?

[stray violet]

Reported

I'll get response tomorrow

[rocky stirrup]

Send me the link for their tg

[sour star]

official tg

[sour star]

dms

[rocky stirrup]

Thx

[lament stream]

fake.

[rich crow]

This game is full of cheaters and you can't even play it

[sour star]

whatever u wanna believe

[rich crow]

Critical ops better 💪🏻

[hexed igloo]

i like how it's only when they see a vast amount of cheaters they start calling out the game bad and not any other time

[paper tangle]

me when it was sarcasm

[sour star]

[paper tangle]

most of the time its people wanting attention

[lament stream]

real.

[stray violet]

Any other time being?

[hexed igloo]

you ping me, wow man you really wanted my attention

[stray violet]

@hexed igloo

[lament stream]

@hexed igloo

[hexed igloo]

guys

[stray violet]

@hexed igloo

[hexed igloo]

i will say this

[stray violet]

@hexed igloo

[rich crow]

where is support channel

[lament stream]

there is no support channel.

[rich crow]

oh

[ocean pewter]

Nice shunging

[unreal sluice]

Chat is this real?

[rich crow]

Someone told me about a website to buy gold for cheap so i wanted to ask in support whether is it official by axelbolt or not

[stray violet]

The only website

Is

store.standoff2.com

[rich crow]

oh yes thats the website they told me

[paper tangle]

@hexed igloo

[rich crow]

but that page would not translatw in english

:/

[lament stream]

it only works for russians.

[stray violet]

Yes that is the official standoff 2 site

[lament stream]

(racism).

[paper tangle]

That is still the official website

only works with certain cards

Most commonly the Russian cards

[lament stream]

bias smh.

remove so2 from the playstore.

[paper tangle]

Real

[rich crow]

its fine i have a russian he can do the payment using his card

russian friend*

[stray violet]

Bruh I went to the site rn and it opened the game what the hellllllll!!!!!

[rich crow]

axelbolt should accept crypto too

[stray violet]

Nah

Too sketchy

[rich crow]

sketchy?

how

sketchy for those maybe who are uneducated about crypto

who have 0% knowledge about them

ig

🤷‍♂️

[stray violet]

Imagine they take $100 worth of crypto, just for that $100 to be worth less the next day

That's not very profiting

[rich crow]

like i said

[stray violet]

On the other hand, if they take 100 usd, it's gonna be worth 100 usd no matter what

Watch out guys

[rich crow]

anyways

[stray violet]

He's so cool because he knows about crypto (he watches yt videos)

[polar ice]

Hahahaha

[lament stream]

he's actually the creator of the Bitcoin.

[rich crow]

ill just purchase from in game there is hardly any difference at that site

[stray violet]

It's like 30% cheaper in the site

I think the site translates to like

26 dollars?

Compared to 35

For 3000 gold

[ocean pewter]

Nice spooping

Pooooopy Farts

💩💩💩

[hoary dove]

K

[rich crow]

yoo

[rich crow]

why are you laughing like a clown 🤡

?

any1 wanna play? im noob tho

[rich crow]

we can team up we could be the best noob team ever

[rich crow]

lets do it

lol

lol

whats ur id?

[rich crow]

21462421

sent

[rich crow]

accepted invite me

closing discord

[shrewd crown]

its not letting me lrave

the server

[ancient vale]

Why tho

[lament stream]

because they don't have to give gp their cut.

(or the appstore).

[ancient vale]

Ohhhhh yeah

Never thought of that

[rich crow]

you are better then me fr

[ancient vale]

But only russians can buy from that site right?

[civic pasture]

3 words V P N

[ancient vale]

It doesnt work like this

I think..

[rich crow]

virtual private network 3 words

[ancient vale]

@lament stream right?

[rich crow]

thats 3 letter mate

[ancient vale]

Lol

[ancient vale]

Letters*

[rich crow]

🫠

[civic pasture]

We count 3 and word

[lament stream]

yup.

[ancient vale]

Yeah.. i was right, VPN wont work

[lament stream]

yeah.

[rich crow]

wait what is gp?

[ancient vale]

Google play

[rich crow]

oh

[civic pasture]

It depends on what site and with what protection site has

[ancient vale]

(PlayStore)

[rich crow]

so even in this game there is a tax when we make purchase

Sad

[civic pasture]

Play store can have anti vpn option

So yeah then you need to be russian to buy from that

[rich crow]

Damn thats good

[ancient vale]

Nope, VPN wont work at all. You need to have a russian card, to be able to pay

[rich crow]

your might get blocked if you use your card using von

vpn

happened with me once

[civic pasture]

I know did you see what i SAID!?

[rich crow]

Anti vpn

thing

[civic pasture]

I am sayng for this!

[ancient vale]

My bad g

[azure phoenix]

Yo wsg bros

[civic pasture]

No problem man

[ancient vale]

[brittle knoll]

Hello guys

[civic pasture]

Hello

[brittle knoll]

Have you ate eggs today

[civic pasture]

????

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[next ocean]

have you?

[brittle knoll]

Nice pacifier

[civic pasture]

What dose that need to mean

[next ocean]

have you

ate

any eggs

today

[civic pasture]

No!

[brittle knoll]

Yeeee

You should

[civic pasture]

Well not all of us are home 24/7

[brittle knoll]

And then do pushups

U should do pushups today

And eat eggs

Instant muscle buiild

[next ocean]

how much per day

:ekber_takes_note_emoji:

[brittle knoll]

Idk as many as u can

[next ocean]

bet

[brittle knoll]

Have a day where u become obsessed with pushups

[civic pasture]

I started with school in 7:00am and finished in 3:00pm then homework and those things

[brittle knoll]

Nice fasting

[rich crow]

Hmm

[brittle knoll]

If u switch e with o in "kote" you get keto

🐡 🐡 🐡

[next ocean]

gato

catto

cat

car

[brittle knoll]

Keto diet

[next ocean]

eat cats only???

[brittle knoll]

🐔

( ._. )

[civic pasture]

Sory but i am not Japanese

[brittle knoll]

@civic pasture is the "-" an emoticon btw?

[ocean pewter]

Carb only diet

To reduce population

[brittle knoll]

Nice spider eyes

"-"

[ocean pewter]

🐽 _ _

[civic pasture]

Right

[brittle knoll]

=_=

Double eyes

[next ocean]

translate for ios users??

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

🐔 = ._.

[civic pasture]

Nah

[brittle knoll]

And

[next ocean]

ios users cant see these cool pig emojis

what a shame

[late adder]

hi

[brittle knoll]

🦉 = °•°

[mint ridge]

[brittle knoll]

Nice coww

He just like

•🐽•

[mint ridge]

hello, I would like to commit a hate crime.

[lament stream]

[mint ridge]

could you help me with that?

[next ocean]

red cow

[brittle knoll]

(also synonymous to 🐷)

[lament stream]

who is ne.

[brittle knoll]

Nice zuskee origins

[next ocean]

commit war crimes in Serbia?!!

[paper tangle]

nice ne

[lament stream]

nice neing.

[next ocean]

real

[junior stream]

i wonder if there is a possibility they will add revolver to the game. I would love to use it

[mint ridge]

us, but in albanian.

(it checks out.)

[lament stream]

🇸🇮

[mint ridge]

yes, that is the albanian flag.

[lament stream]

(is this the serbian flag?).

[brittle knoll]

Apply for art school then get rejected I think

🦕 _ _

[paper tangle]

is that real and true Adren

[civic pasture]

Nooooo💀

[mint ridge]

wrong type of crime?

[mint ridge]

yes.

[lament stream]

damn.

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

Nice criming

[civic pasture]

That is slovenia i think so

[mint ridge]

actually everyone is albanian till proven otherwise.

[lament stream]

i am not albanian.

[paper tangle]

I love freedom steak

[next ocean]

you are

[lament stream]

(proof: i can't speak albanian).

[paper tangle]

(I’m literally getting Wing Stop rn)

[mint ridge]

according to albanians, the origin of mankind is from albania.

[brittle knoll]

U mean wings

[lament stream]

pics or didn't happen.

[mint ridge]

(which is real.)

[next ocean]

they're right

[lament stream]

fake.

[paper tangle]

Check DMs

[mint ridge]

that burger king earlier got me tweaking.

[lament stream]

😨

📸

[brittle knoll]

I love being a gigachad in Albania

[ocean pewter]

Lmao

[mint ridge]

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

Whopper Whopper Whopper Jr double triple burger

[brittle knoll]

🐔

🐤

[mint ridge]

I got a burger king crown.

[paper tangle]

REAL

[civic pasture]

Ahhh i always get MY EYESSSSSSSS

[mint ridge]

👑

[brittle knoll]

Can i have some too

[lament stream]

pics or didn't happen.

[mint ridge]

I burnt it.

[brittle knoll]

I need to increase my eye collection

🦕

[civic pasture]

Bro didn't get it

[paper tangle]

[mint ridge]

trying to light a burger king on fire.

[brittle knoll]

Because u didn't give me any

I'm waiting

🐔🫴

[lament stream]

do you like women?

[mint ridge]

I am going to order dominos (20 euros spent on food for today, how economical)

[civic pasture]

Did you ever been in her profile?

[mint ridge]

yes.

[civic pasture]

Her profile

[brittle knoll]

My aunt's?

I don't think so

[mint ridge]

I love women with big uhhh.... personalities?

[brittle knoll]

She doesn't have a profile here on discord I think

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

Very big of you

[mint ridge]

ikr.

[paper tangle]

so true king

[civic pasture]

Ummm and yes and no

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

i didn't ask you, i asked adren.

[brittle knoll]

Man this chat really became down bad lately

[civic pasture]

Well you asked ?

[lament stream]

yes, i asked adren, not you.

[brittle knoll]

Emojis = no no no
Suggestive topics = yes yes

🐓

[mint ridge]

she had a big personality but left me without a proper goodbye gng

[paper tangle]

no more goodbyes

[mint ridge]

I will steal a car and crash it

[lament stream]

not even a gn kiss?

[civic pasture]

Yeas you asked in public chat and i realy didn't see that you pined him so yeah

[mint ridge]

I love manic episodes.

[paper tangle]

nah bro I get MY LEEGGG

[lament stream]

proof?

[mint ridge]

you can join.

[lament stream]

yes please.

[civic pasture]

Ahhhh my eyessss

[paper tangle]

His eyes

[mint ridge]

in the process of stealing a car.

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh man

[lament stream]

stream it.

[paper tangle]

Once you go to bed ima give you a goodnight kiss

For the homies

[lament stream]

can i have one too?

[paper tangle]

Ofc man

can’t leave out a homie like that

[mint ridge]

for real?

[paper tangle]

Real.

[brittle knoll]

All your eyes will disappear tomorrow after lunch time

🐔🪄

[mint ridge]

@lament stream join me.

[lament stream]

maaaaaan.

[paper tangle]

Dude

Lunch time is important

[lament stream]

@mint ridge if my phone explodes i'm blaming you.

[brittle knoll]

Your lunch time will shift by 1 hour backwards as soon as it arrives

🐡🪄

[paper tangle]

NOOOO

[brittle knoll]

And then

[civic pasture]

Was that suposed to be funny

???

[brittle knoll]

You will have to fast until dinner

[lament stream]

it was.

[mint ridge]

crashed.

[paper tangle]

That’s worse

[lament stream]

real.

use that one car that nox uses.

what was it called.

[mint ridge]

I do not have that much cars.

[lament stream]

buy more.

[brittle knoll]

You will then have to eat the lunch u missed together with the dinner

🦕 🪄

(good or bad u decide)

[lament stream]

lmaoooo.

nice crashing adren.

what are you doing man.

😭

[mint ridge]

ughhh...

[lament stream]

nice driving.

the way it spins when you crash is just hilarious.

[rich crow]

[indigo lake]

Yall i have a problem

Every game i join and win its like level icrease and money dont work

So like

Everytime i play there is no progress

Does anyone have solve to this

[mint ridge]

for 2 seconds I would have got it.

[lament stream]

maybe change the uhhh...

the specs.

are they called specs?!

[mint ridge]

cannot, unmodified.

[lament stream]

damn.

[mint ridge]

technically.

[lament stream]

[polar ice]

Restart

[indigo lake]

I did

Still doesnt work

[polar ice]

Hm

U got any hobbies?

[indigo lake]

Ive been playing for 2 days and stuck in lvl 15 i shouod have been in lvl 25 rn or smth

Wdym.

[polar ice]

Just a question

[indigo lake]

-_-

Nah fr how do i fix this

[lament stream]

learn to code and become a dev.

[polar ice]

Relog acc

[lament stream]

then fix it.

[indigo lake]

Ima try relog ig

[polar ice]

Damn facts

[white gull]

Oi

[indigo lake]

If i became a dev first thing im adding is vodka

[polar ice]

Wait what

[grave steeple]

Bonjur sava

[polar ice]

Broken French

[indigo lake]

🥖

Lemme try relog rq

[ocean pewter]

🐔 🥖

[lament stream]

@paper tangle

crush his skull.

[ocean pewter]

Yo mama llama

🦙

[vale shell]

e

[lament stream]

@mint ridge

uhhh...

it's running at like.

[indigo lake]

It worked ✨

[lament stream]

5 fps rn.

(the stream).

[grave steeple]

It could crash my game

[rich crow]

Yooo, why its so much hackers these days?

5 matches, 5 hackers

[sour star]

cs is a joke

i got kicked for doing too much damage to enemies

in casual

[mint ridge]

now?

[sour star]

💀💀💀💀

[sour star]

just now

[lament stream]

yeah.

[mint ridge]

does that mean better?

[lament stream]

yes.

it runs better now.

[lament stream]

nice.

[brittle knoll]

Man

I managed to sleep for a little bit

And had a bit of a vivid dream

I went to a fridge and tested to see if I can feel the temperature and I did

[lament stream]

pics or didn't happen.

[brittle knoll]

🐓

And then I tried with the freezer too lelelel

I touched the food in it but only felt the cold air instead

I guess frozen things are way too strong to be memorized

🦕

There's even a point where your finger/hand goes numb so that makes sense

[grizzled orchid]

chicken

oo nvm it's rooster

[brittle knoll]

Reality is a controlled hallucination

Our brain predicts the environment and the environment only serves as calibration for the perception

When we dream the brain can still do the same, with the exception of calibrating the experience, since there's no environment present

Source: "why reality is a "controlled hallucination""

It makes absolute perfect sense and hence why dreams can become surreal

[ocean pewter]

I think you need to sleep

Its 2 am

🐓

[brittle knoll]

I just did I said it

I first dreamed about cs I think

Before this vividing

[mint ridge]

dim, did you take your pills today?

[brittle knoll]

Or some random house, I managed to jump over a wall, pause time and fly on command, before I went to the fridge

🐡

[lament stream]

go 1v1.

[ocean pewter]

Yes take your schizo pills

[brittle knoll]

Haha so funny

[mint ridge]

1v1 where?

[lament stream]

idk.

[brittle knoll]

You're both more schiz than me

(more) Funnily enough

🦕

[ocean pewter]

Haha so funny

[mint ridge]

1v1 in bed?

[ocean pewter]

Popodak kokorndak

🐔

[mint ridge]

true.

[lament stream]

sure.

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[ocean pewter]

Me Albania be careful

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐡

Nice mocking

[mint ridge]

dude how many albanians do you think are around the world, play standoff 2 AND are awake at 1am?

[brittle knoll]

Maaan my back hurts bye... And ... Have fun ... Guys

Semy out... Peace

And... Bored

[mint ridge]

Semy? huh.

[brittle knoll]

Boring

[lament stream]

damn.

[brittle knoll]

Have fun guys bye... And have fun

[ocean pewter]

Eat sleeping pills

Bye

[brittle knoll]

Boring man no life

And.... Have fun

Ok ill stop 🦕

[lament stream]

what happened!!

[mint ridge]

I am hella tired.

[lament stream]

damn.

understandable.

go 1v1.

[mint ridge]

I am done for tonight.

[lament stream]

well.

have a goodnight, adren.

[sour star]

i hate so2 ban system ngl

every time i win

my match gets cancelled

and it aint even anyone on my team that cheater

cheated

its in the enemy team

💀

if yall gonna cheat, cheat better, i dont wanna win and then lose mmr from match cancellation

😭

games bugged ig

[ocean pewter]

🐸🪲🐢🦎🐊

🦕🐍🦜🐉🐲

Team Green

🐱🐹🐯🦁🦊

🐠🐅🐆🦒🐈

Or team yellow

Who you choose

[mint ridge]

who said I am going to sleep?

it's cooking time.

[lament stream]

adren.

what are you cooking.

[mint ridge]

meth pasta al I have no idea.

[lament stream]

is it good?

(the meth).

[mint ridge]

I just put the water to boil so no idea. (probably, 98% pure, heisenberg special)

[mint ridge]

I have cherry tomatoes, panna.

cough syrup.

[lament stream]

cough syrup goes hard on pasta.

[mint ridge]

it sure does.

got ketchup and mayo from burger king.

I might do a tomato ham pasta.

[lament stream]

cursed.

please don't.

and if you do, tell me how it tastes.

[mint ridge]

what's wrong with a tomato ham pasta?

[lament stream]

because you'ren't supposed to put mayo on pasta!!!

[mint ridge]

where did I say I will put mayo on the pasta?

[lament stream]

[halcyon jungle]

Tired off cheaters lost my motivation from Master to gold1

[lament stream]

you got me.

[mint ridge]

go to sleep.

claire.

[lament stream]

6pm.

[halcyon jungle]

bro mayo with pasta its fire

[mint ridge]

kind of if you make a cold salad.

but I do not have neither the resources, nor the time.

[lament stream]

damn i forgot cold salad existed.

[halcyon jungle]

@mint ridge ye cold salad

we use it russka salad

[mint ridge]

my mom makes great cold salad penne.

[halcyon jungle]

mayo its good but if u put to much it’s disgusting

[mint ridge]

I kind of miss it to be honest

[lament stream]

i could make some for you.

[halcyon jungle]

baugetes with russka salad

[lament stream]

(idk how to make it).

[halcyon jungle]

f game only cheaters

the new update its sh…

[mint ridge]

I am a meth professor cook, no need for you to cook for me, I can cook for you though.

[lament stream]

i can't cook, so that's great.

[mint ridge]

you are always welcome to come over ;)

[river bough]

is there anyway to get a free knife

[tough meadow]

no

[lament stream]

[river bough]

can u get the points u need for knife creates for free?

[paper tangle]

[mint ridge]

huh?

[lament stream]

just be the highest bid on a knife and pray that someone sells it for 0.03.

[lament stream]

hi!

[rich crow]

hello

[tough meadow]

technically, yes. By opening boxes and grinding the free bp you can sell what you get to get "free" gold. But it'll take ages to get enough gold for a knife that way

[mint ridge]

[lament stream]

adren!!!

[hushed jetty]

no more nitro im a peasant now

😔

[mint ridge]

ladies and gentlemen of the standoff 2 server, I am adren skibidi rizzler, king of burgertown.

[ocean pewter]

🐮

🐽

[lament stream]

are you hot?

[gilded flower]

me when challenges not working ☹️

[mint ridge]

am I?

[mint ridge]

you should find a job 🗣️

[lament stream]

[gilded flower]

youve been online all day and all night since this week started

[mint ridge]

yeah, there's three people managing this account.

me, myself, and I.

[gilded flower]

3 people to take the edge

what

[lament stream]

maaaaaaaaaaan.

[mint ridge]

I have three moods.

angy

sad

[noble scarab]

I like standoff so much 😊

[mint ridge]

you are my sunshine

[floral birch]

🤓

[noble scarab]

Give me my f****** mmr back

[gilded flower]

im gonna touch you

[mint ridge]

did you tip your landlord today? @noble scarab

[gilded flower]

it’s the thirst-thirstiest time

of the year

[noble scarab]

?

[azure phoenix]

Anyone allies?

[noble scarab]

No

[mint ridge]

did. you. tip. your. landlord. TODAY!?

[noble scarab]

Why

[paper tangle]

Become friends

[mint ridge]

it's a yes or no question.

[azure phoenix]

Allies?

[paper tangle]

[gilded flower]

imagine not having nitro

[noble scarab]

Trash game

[mint ridge]

fr.

[gilded flower]

finish that first word for me sir

[noble scarab]

Nah

[paper tangle]

He should def finish it

[mint ridge]

if I double boost the server, will eNcore shake my hand personally? @paper tangle

[gilded flower]

i’ll pay you

[paper tangle]

[noble scarab]

I’m not broke

[paper tangle]

He might

[mint ridge]

that's good enough for me.

I love eating pasta all alone.

[paper tangle]

I love Python

great guy

[mint ridge]

/girl.

[paper tangle]

femboy?

[mint ridge]

/idk, idc, I totally am not looking for a soulmate.

[noble scarab]

💀

[paper tangle]

lmfao

[mint ridge]

that reminds me of a girl I knew.

[noble scarab]

No

[gilded flower]

me

[paper tangle]

Rip in peace the relation

[mint ridge]

we used to lovebomb each other so much till we just were cut off from arguments of other people.

I was the rizzler of this community once.

[gilded flower]

erm that’s not awesome sauce.

[noble scarab]

How old are u?

[gilded flower]

he’s freshly 13

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[noble scarab]

😂

[mint ridge]

@gilded flower I love you xani.

[gilded flower]

thank you

my favorite 13 year old

[mint ridge]

you always make me fanum tax.

[noble scarab]

U are 12 and people call u rizzler

[gilded flower]

(i have a few in my collection)

[noble scarab]

?

13

[gilded flower]

i’d call him the baby gronk

[noble scarab]

N** discord is 17+

[gilded flower]

of the rizzlers

[gilded flower]

it’s 13+

[noble scarab]

😂🤣🤣

[mint ridge]

[noble scarab]

Rizzler yeah “

[gilded flower]

are your reading skills not on that level yet

[noble scarab]

Where are u from ?

[mint ridge]

I once rizzed 50 members in 20 days.

[noble scarab]

If u know Romanian come dm I will show u what Rizzler means

😹

[paper tangle]

He’s gonna say slurs

[gilded flower]

(he’s gonna touch him inappropriately)

[mint ridge]

be careful I am going to rizz you.

[noble scarab]

I have more girl than y all thinks 😹

[mint ridge]

(he is going to groom me)

[noble scarab]

Y all are cringe 💀

[mint ridge]

makes sense why you are on discord AND play standoff 2.

[gilded flower]

i think you have more boys

[mint ridge]

for real, 13 year old boys.

[noble scarab]

I’m playing for fun

[gilded flower]

young chinese boys

[noble scarab]

I’m 17 n**

[gilded flower]

17 what

[mint ridge]

young ripe chinese boys who miss their family but are forced to work in a shipping container.

[noble scarab]

Old

[proper gyro]

oh oh

[gilded flower]

17 old

[proper gyro]

are we harrasing?

spill tea

[noble scarab]

U try to make a joke and have anime pfp. 🤣

[mint ridge]

no, we are just exposing how this person wanted to touch me where the sun don't shine

[noble scarab]

Show me your face lil bro

Not my account

[proper gyro]

the arguement ever

[mint ridge]

the toilet warrior, he has arrived.

[gilded flower]

kiss me already

[noble scarab]

Y all speak with no reason show me your face

And then speak

😘

Random ?

[mint ridge]

bro think he tough frfr.

[proper gyro]

why do i need to show my face to you?

[mint ridge]

bro pooping his panties.

[proper gyro]

you insecure or smth? why need an validation to prove

idk

[noble scarab]

U try to make jokes And u have anime pfp

Dayum bro

Get a life fr

[mint ridge]

heart pattern boxers lookin ahh.

[noble scarab]

U are only 13

I’m 17

[proper gyro]

hey cowboy bepop is a great show

[lament stream]

this game sucks.

[gilded flower]

bape hoodie ppl should not have the rights to vote

[noble scarab]

Come FaceTime and u will se😹

[mint ridge]

to breathe*

[mint ridge]

PFFT.

[noble scarab]

Still silver in 2024?

[lament stream]

nice bypass.

[mint ridge]

so you can groo-

[gilded flower]

i have blueberry i no facetime ☹️

[proper gyro]

goes after discord rank and pfp

[noble scarab]

Me to

[proper gyro]

what else

[mint ridge]

LMAO.

what a counter argument.

"I play for fun".

[noble scarab]

I have a gf I have money but it’s easy to make rank in standoff

[mint ridge]

yes yes.

[proper gyro]

typical argument ever

[gilded flower]

he said he doesnt play

[proper gyro]

yes yes u have girl

ok and?

[mint ridge]

even BETTER.

[noble scarab]

Like fr who give u the permission to join in this conversation ?

[gilded flower]

the constitution?

[mint ridge]

not you dawg.

[proper gyro]

the chat being open?

[noble scarab]

U want to se her ?

[proper gyro]

not interested

you keep her bro

[noble scarab]

Then dont speak

[mint ridge]

show us your 10 year old girlfriend boohoo.

[noble scarab]

Come dm

[proper gyro]

not even correcting age

sus

[lament stream]

real.

[proper gyro]

🤨🤨

[mint ridge]

why not #📸│photos be a man.

[gilded flower]

the age gap prolly not big

[mint ridge]

show the entire server how proud you are of your gf.

[hushed jetty]

bro my team has no gamesense

[noble scarab]

Look dm

[hushed jetty]

ppl are so useless for what?

[mint ridge]

till you get a knock on the door for picking your gf up from kindergarten.

[hushed jetty]

and theyre gold

[lament stream]

let's play allies!

[proper gyro]

i love waking up to this type of stuff

[mint ridge]

not going to, told you to post it in #📸│photos you grown up.

[proper gyro]

especially on a day off

[noble scarab]

Look

[hushed jetty]

you wanna?

[proper gyro]

he sent

[lament stream]

sure.

what rank?

[mint ridge]

she's 10 fr

[noble scarab]

😂

She is 16

[proper gyro]

yea not interested

[noble scarab]

Cry

[hushed jetty]

both gold 3

[noble scarab]

About it fr still single

[mint ridge]

tell that to the police.

[noble scarab]

U still single bro have anime pfp and speak trash

[proper gyro]

i mean minor to minor as of rn

[noble scarab]

Did u ever have a gf ?

[lament stream]

damn, too high, i can't.

[proper gyro]

but year difference

idk law

[hushed jetty]

damn

[proper gyro]

🐓

[mint ridge]

82.137.11.198

shut up lil bro.

[noble scarab]

My man says she look 10 and he don’t even have a gf

🤣🤣

[proper gyro]

i didn't take humanities and social science for a reason

[hushed jetty]

why is bro talking? posting his gf in a literal csgo clone game server

[noble scarab]

Wdym ?

[hushed jetty]

so empty headed😔

[noble scarab]

Eh

[mint ridge]

I gyatt something in my eye.

[paper tangle]

What is going on man

[earnest barn]

🍿

[lament stream]

nothing special.

[noble scarab]

I’m just laughing bc Adren” speak trash fr

[mint ridge]

azathoth close your eyes. it is too graphic.

[lament stream]

typical so2 convo.

[hushed jetty]

☹️

[noble scarab]

Okay rizzler “🤣

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh man

[noble scarab]

Did u get your meat today rizzler “

[paper tangle]

I’m watching this

[gilded flower]

dont come near rizzlord avenue bro

[proper gyro]

he watching his boys spill tea

[noble scarab]

Ng I make 3k in a month Wdym

🤣

[gilded flower]

3k vietnamese dong

[noble scarab]

U are just a sad boy

[mint ridge]

:(

[proper gyro]

crazy

[mint ridge]

I am hurt.

[noble scarab]

Without a life

[hushed jetty]

rizz’oblock is for the real sigmas

[mint ridge]

do you feel better about yourself now?

[paper tangle]

The more I read this the more that Adren is winning because

of how dumb this is

[noble scarab]

I have a life u don’t

[mint ridge]

I am 13 year old kid, pls no bully I feel sad.

[lament stream]

you're literally arguing with a stranger on a discord server, peak no-lifer behavior.

[mint ridge]

for real.

where is your gf lil bro?

[noble scarab]

U just stay in your room speaking with girls online and call yourself rizzler “?

Did u have a gf lil bro

[proper gyro]

honestly you making 3k a month, has a gf what is the reason for your stay here? just this convo is WAY too funny

[ocean pewter]

Maaaaaan

[mint ridge]

she sleeping on someone else's bed?

[noble scarab]

Sleeping

Nah

[paper tangle]

It’s just the best

[proper gyro]

my guy

[ocean pewter]

@noble scarab are you Sigma?

[gilded flower]

my girlfriend used to be a boy

[noble scarab]

She is not like your mother

[mint ridge]

had 4 at the same time, when I was 10 years old.

[proper gyro]

:chember:

[noble scarab]

🤣🤣🤣

[mint ridge]

don't you dare talk about my mother.

[noble scarab]

Stop speaking and come FaceTime

Rizzler

[mint ridge]

82.137.11.198

:D

[paper tangle]

how immature is he

[ocean pewter]

🐡