💬│english-chat

[light fractal]

dont play the game then?

[chrome patio]

Yeah minimum sentence is 1 year jail time

[paper tangle]

Lets not spread misinformation like that

[lament stream]

it was a joke...

fiiiiiine.

[paper tangle]

[light fractal]

yea my uncle got in jail for that

[chrome patio]

Fr don’t be exposing the devs bro

Plays like us aren’t allowed to know the truth bro

[verbal imp]

I absolutely hate this track

so dam bad

[lament stream]

play that one-way japanese one.

what was it called? togue?

[verbal imp]

Yes

[lament stream]

goooooood.

[paper tangle]

tongue

[lament stream]

👅

[merry tangle]

In 5 games that I have played, 4 hackers do something or a lot of people are going to uninstall

[spiral thunder]

Do you watch his stream phyton,?

[lament stream]

on a daily basis.

[verbal imp]

buH

car too sloe

[spiral thunder]

No way

[lament stream]

i just enjoy racism, what can i say.

[ocean pewter]

👅 🥩

Carnivore only

[lament stream]

(races, cars and stuff, not racism as in, yk).

[ocean pewter]

U asked what

[verbal imp]

Hold up

[ocean pewter]

Only carnivore diet for a long life

[lament stream]

MAN.

what is it with russians joining the vc just to cuss and leave.

[barren sonnet]

Yes

[ocean pewter]

Russian moment

[light fractal]

Im 6

[ocean pewter]

👅💩

Shoong favourite food

[light fractal]

🤫🧏

[lament stream]

why would you need such information?

[ocean pewter]

Nice MEWing

[lament stream]

nah i'm js watching.

[ocean pewter]

For research purpose

[light fractal]

guys i think amarii is going to kill us

do you want my location?

[ocean pewter]

@brittle knoll your favourite food

[light fractal]

what if im homeless

[ocean pewter]

👅 💩

[verbal imp]

I found thee car

[lament stream]

hard car fr.

[verbal imp]

W build

[lament stream]

nice gold.

could you get under 1:55?

like, if you really tried?

[verbal imp]

Definitely

[lament stream]

insane.

[verbal imp]

but I'm not trying rn

[lament stream]

ik.

[verbal imp]

7 more

[reef solar]

I have a question

Account smurf Is Forbidden?

[half sapphire]

In standoff its normal

Guys with 6 hours and 3 kd

[reef solar]

But in ranked?

[half sapphire]

Its normal

[reef solar]

I would be abuse new players

[half sapphire]

I-t-s n-o-r-m-a-l

U get it? 😄

[reef solar]

A

[haughty yarrow]

it's already happening a lot

[reef solar]

ok

[half sapphire]

You know whats epic? He is silver and he wanna be a smurf

[haughty yarrow]

i didn't want to mention it

but yeah

[half sapphire]

:DDDDD

[haughty yarrow]

like

[reef solar]

?

[haughty yarrow]

who you gonna smurf on

[half sapphire]

Another smurf

[reef solar]

I dont need smurf

Bruh

[half sapphire]

....

[haughty yarrow]

what does that even mean

[reef solar]

It's a simple question

[verbal imp]

Oh?

Sighhhh

[haughty yarrow]

whatever

[half sapphire]

Simple question doesnt exist for me 😄 every question got a reason

[haughty yarrow]

you're wrong for that

[reef solar]

Whatever you say

[haughty yarrow]

simple questions can have reasons

[half sapphire]

Sometimes

Anyway its pretty normal in standoff to have more accs.. you will see it on silver or gold ranks

[lament stream]

adren.

hello.

[half sapphire]

That accs are like: 15 hours, 3 hours or 1800 hours

[haughty yarrow]

claire

why do you always use dots

[mint ridge]

what if you play on your main account like it is a smurf (you do not care what happens to your rank or KD), you will start playing so good you will surprise yourself.

[mint ridge]

hi.

[lament stream]

how are you doing?

[mint ridge]

bad.

[haughty yarrow]

that has nothing to do with smurfing but you're not wrong

[lament stream]

why is that?

[haughty yarrow]

just enjoy the game

do 4

[mint ridge]

my therapist said I should start looking for a significant other.

[verbal imp]

Adren wanna see the car?

[half sapphire]

Its better for a guys who doesnt care about game.. like me.. im leaving compet bcuz i dont need rank, im enjoying it.. when i was tryharding like 2 years ago i had 1.08 kd.. now im chilling with 1.49

[verbal imp]

😭

[jolly spoke]

How do i get a promo code

[mint ridge]

ikr.

[ocean pewter]

🐔 🪱

[mint ridge]

toyota?

[verbal imp]

Yewh

[ocean pewter]

Popodak like worm

[haughty yarrow]

im buying the acc for €4

[ocean pewter]

He is carnivore

[lament stream]

that doesn't sound good.

[jolly spoke]

Bro i spent 8 on it

[verbal imp]

I have 2 I can show u

[lament stream]

i hope things turn out good for you.

k4sper shut upppp.

he's gone.

[haughty yarrow]

that means i could spend 8 my self and do better investment

why would i pay more than what it's worth

[jolly spoke]

Fine

8.80

[haughty yarrow]

4

[half sapphire]

I spent on mine 50 euros so u gonna pay me 60 right?

[jolly spoke]

8.80 last

[half sapphire]

U get it?

[haughty yarrow]

4

[jolly spoke]

Bro i want to get rid of it

[haughty yarrow]

looks like you don't

[half sapphire]

😄 bro someone can literally buy golds by himself

U are not making a good ofter

[jolly spoke]

Look i got great skins plus old acc

Ik

[haughty yarrow]

so do i

[jolly spoke]

I need that money

[haughty yarrow]

4.10

[jolly spoke]

No

8.80 last

[mint ridge]

2 dollars.

[jolly spoke]

Hahhha ok

[mint ridge]

take it or leave it.

[half sapphire]

50 cents?

[jolly spoke]

Leave

[haughty yarrow]

good luck selling bro i wasn't going to buy it anyway

[jolly spoke]

Leave

[mint ridge]

leave the server.

[jolly spoke]

No

[half sapphire]

Thats too much

[mint ridge]

[rich crow]

1 cent

[jolly spoke]

Ahahah bro thinks

[rich crow]

Take it or leave it

[jolly spoke]

Sold

[mint ridge]

[half sapphire]

Sold to the young man right here!

[jolly spoke]

Fine i will exchange

[verbal imp]

Such a pig to drive fr

[mint ridge]

for real.

on gt7 it is easier.

[haughty yarrow]

bro knows nothing about trading

[jolly spoke]

Exchange then

[half sapphire]

What car dp u have?

[mint ridge]

maybe increase downforce? @verbal imp

[lament stream]

how would you increase smth that isn't there in the first place?

[jolly spoke]

I just wanna make my money back

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

@mint ridge @lament stream nice ping

[mint ridge]

you are so smart.

[mint ridge]

[haughty yarrow]

not gonna work like that

[mint ridge]

follow me.

[lament stream]

hiiiiii!!!

[paper tangle]

nuh uh

[rich crow]

Bro it's only $8

[mint ridge]

look at this guy azathoth.

[haughty yarrow]

you didn't even show what you got and you're telling €9 min

like

would you buy it

[mint ridge]

he is starting an auction in here.

[paper tangle]

i am coughing voilently

give me a bit

[lament stream]

the fever isn't gone...

is it the 2nd week already?

or the 3rd?

[paper tangle]

2nd

[jolly spoke]

Wait

[mint ridge]

one bit, two bits, three bits, four bits, five bits, six bits, seven bits, one byte, two bytes, three bytes, four bytes...

[lament stream]

also, what did the doc say?

[jovial rose]

@paper tangle If you are a helper are you able to help me?

[lament stream]

adren.

[paper tangle]

im literally dying rn give me a bit

ima walk it off

[mint ridge]

I know.

[haughty yarrow]

you used more than one bit to write one bit

[mint ridge]

should I do it.

[lament stream]

proof???

[haughty yarrow]

🤫🧏

[lament stream]

pics or didn't happen.

[mint ridge]

also, drink some tea or get a ibuprofen or something, man. you're clearly not taking care of yourself. @paper tangle

[mint ridge]

prove that you are a guy.

[lament stream]

no.

[mint ridge]

please.

[lament stream]

no.

[mint ridge]

I will still love you.

[paper tangle]

yeah python

prove it

[lament stream]

i'm ovulating.

(i'm a dude).

[paper tangle]

work be killing me

[paper tangle]

waiwaiwaiwiaiawiwa

wud da heeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll

[haughty yarrow]

you gotta take care bro

[mint ridge]

prove.

[paper tangle]

with what exactly

[mint ridge]

it.

to.

me.

[lament stream]

then stop working.

[paper tangle]

i am next month

its just a lil cough

[lament stream]

dam...

[mint ridge]

I need to know that you are a guy so I can stop chasing you.

[paper tangle]

cough out lungs

[haughty yarrow]

same logic with buying a home as a homeless person

love t

it

[mint ridge]

tuberculosis.

💀

[lament stream]

i love unemployed people.

[paper tangle]

that scary

[lament stream]

(they're relatable).

[mint ridge]

not really. it's easily curable nowadays.

[lament stream]

source?

[haughty yarrow]

there's a way to find out if python is a guy or not

[rich crow]

trust me

[mint ridge]

the same source that says that you are a guy.

[hoary dove]

H

[mint ridge]

I know a way. but python will not be able to open discord again.

[haughty yarrow]

it's low in the summer and high in the winter sometimes like a forest and sometimes like a desert

[hexed igloo]

i eat unemployed people

[lament stream]

if you don't give me a proper source.

[haughty yarrow]

what is it python

[lament stream]

i'll uhhhhh...

idk.

[sonic bronze]

Python

[lament stream]

temperature?

[hoary dove]

H

[verbal imp]

Nope

[haughty yarrow]

you're definitely not a guy

it's balls

[sonic bronze]

He is girl

[lament stream]

man.

[paper tangle]

go eat ax man

[sonic bronze]

Wild

[lament stream]

how was i supposed to know.

[mint ridge]

for real.

how can I get an automod pass in this place?

[lament stream]

adren.

[haughty yarrow]

if you were a guy

[lament stream]

I'M a guy.

[haughty yarrow]

nuh uh

[sonic bronze]

Wrong

[mint ridge]

prove it to me, I NEED PROOF.

[lament stream]

AZA in the chat?

is this real?

lock it.

[verbal imp]

Aza is here wth

[lament stream]

nah that's me talking.

(i'm a guy).

[rich crow]

Can't believe discord allowed that username

[lament stream]

who got that goofy ahh soundboard?

😭

[rich crow]

arden.

[lament stream]

real.

BRO.

[rich crow]

Lmao

[lament stream]

maaaann.

[rich crow]

maaaaann

[lament stream]

who was that.

[rich crow]

What game is that

[lament stream]

it's called Absolute Racism.

[rich crow]

Thanks ()

[lament stream]

😭

[rich crow]

Mmm chez burger

[cosmic garden]

yo

[haughty yarrow]

what game is that

[haughty yarrow]

yo

[cosmic garden]

roblox

[rich crow]

Rust

[haughty yarrow]

life is roblox

[cosmic garden]

roblox is life

[haughty yarrow]

whatever ima go drift on carx street

see yall

[lament stream]

OMG.

it's THE audio.

[rich crow]

[verbal imp]

I will

[paper tangle]

no more python

[verbal imp]

Not*

[paper tangle]

we can never tell if they are male or female

[lament stream]

i was testing my mic somewhere else.

[paper tangle]

nuh uh

[lament stream]

apparently it barely works.

[paper tangle]

headphones?

[lament stream]

nope.

maaaannnn.

[verbal imp]

I cant

going with something easier

[rich crow]

we'll never know

[lament stream]

idk i'm too embarrassed.

[rich crow]

😔

[lament stream]

also my aunt's home, what would she think if she heard me talking into the phone...

(i have no friends and i hate my family so i never talk into the phone).

[rich crow]

Bye aza

[lament stream]

byeeee azaaaaa!!

i agree.

[verbal imp]

Nope

[languid locust]

Yo guys how can I report someone

[velvet idol]

Can you get past reward 75 on the battle pass without spending money?

[verbal imp]

No

[velvet idol]

Ah okay

[languid locust]

?

[verbal imp]

@paper tangle

[velvet idol]

I don't understand why medals are handed out through multiple battlepass completions

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en
(press the button on the bottom right to report and contact the Support Team)

[velvet idol]

Congratulations on gambling

[lament stream]

adreeeeen.

idk how to play poker.

[unreal sluice]

The calamity’s sickle, valacirca🥶

[clear jay]

Yo do you also have it so that you can see all your enemy on the map?

[winter saddle]

Why is zone 9 map gone

That was my favourite map

[verbal imp]

Terrible map

that's why

[winter saddle]

It was good

Lots of wall bangs

[wary owl]

Why so many cheaters(with walls) in these days?

[brittle knoll]

Nice spligging

Ai

Is the reason

🐔

Seems to be going down with every game now

[tawdry glacier]

why cant i see pfps

[winter saddle]

Yes I just watched a guy on YouTube last night on a live using wall hacks, he got banned today

[brittle knoll]

Hackers make their cheats with ai

[wary owl]

What the point, he gona creant new one

[next ocean]

is ai really that helpful for coding

[brittle knoll]

By the way it works no wonder

[wary owl]

I am playing now and 5matchs in the row with wallers

[brittle knoll]

They probably train their own ais to specifically bypass securities

And cheats don't really change much

Hey "alexa", do the same thing before but to this new version with only slightly altered code

🐓

It's all doom and gloom ☹️

[jolly belfry]

.

[lament stream]

@verbal imp stream not loading.

[verbal imp]

Oh it died

[lament stream]

damn.

[verbal imp]

2% anyway

[lament stream]

sucks.

[verbal imp]

ikr

[rich crow]

any one allies now?

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

👅💩

🐡

[limber nacelle]

Hey guys!

[next ocean]

this sticker goes hard

[sour star]

xD

[lament stream]

maaaaannnnn.

[rich crow]

Should I get sharp cases or its gonna worth less in the future

[civic pasture]

Idk price can go up and down

[lament stream]

it's gonna go up.

(you'll have to wait 4 years).

[civic pasture]

Only 4🤣 i will better say 6 years

[proper gyro]

heh im gonna be late

[rich imp]

Yo

Found a cheater, is reporting work?

[limber storm]

Chat

Wsg

[velvet idol]

Will likely double within 1.5 years

Safe investment overall

If you're willing to take a little more risk, go with snowglobe stickers at 200-250 gold

Has a much higher ceiling and will likely triple before sharp cases double

[velvet idol]

6 years is overblown

[bronze grove]

id:customize you can find polish guys in there

Click 🇵🇱 flag

Understood

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[dry mesa]

Hi

[trail abyss]

Hii

[lament stream]

So2.

[unreal sluice]

So3.

[mint ridge]

king of rap I can put my money on that.

[lament stream]

adren.

[mint ridge]

yes, my dear?

[ocean pewter]

🐔

[lament stream]

how are you, adren?

[mint ridge]

I am not feeling my best today.

what about you?

[old pumice]

Why do players with 70+ pings higher than mine (30 pings) always peek faster and i already shoot them on the head but the're not die (i didn't deal any dmg to them)

[unreal sluice]

Adren

[lament stream]

this is just a regular day, nothing new, may i ask why are you feeling down?

[unreal sluice]

Sorry about yesterday Adren

[mint ridge]

it is nothing serious.

[lament stream]

i hope so.

[mint ridge]

fine by me.

[mint ridge]

same.

these last couple of days, death has started to frighten me, something that did not happen before.

[lament stream]

i'm at a loss of words, i can't understand what might be going on in your mind, but i'm praying for you.

[unreal sluice]

I hope I wasn’t too toxic

[mint ridge]

funny thing is, my head does things I cannot explain.

[mint ridge]

I really do not care.

[unreal sluice]

Like how you can see images that you are thinking of but can’t see them at the same time

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

[mint ridge]

no.

[unreal sluice]

Oh

[lament stream]

the human mind is much more complex than we'd like to acknowledge, just don't leave yourself alone with it for long, i'm talking from experience.

[mint ridge]

maybe it has been too long.

[lament stream]

you don't seem like the kind of person to hit their breaking point that quick.

but what do i know.

[outer valley]

[mint ridge]

well.

I am tired. I really am.

slowly losing my mind.

[lament stream]

hmm.

i was going to say something, but it's better to keep my mouth shut if i don't know what you're going through.

[mint ridge]

lmao.

[lament stream]

james.

[sour star]

yo

[lament stream]

how are you doing in this fine day, james?

[sour star]

im doing decently

[deft ermine]

Sup james

[sour star]

i just surr against a clumsy

didnt get rank down

then won another 20mmr

[outer valley]

[sour star]

[sour star]

free mmr bro

[lament stream]

amazing.

[sour star]

wazzap ⚡

[sour star]

truly, i have 17mmr on the way to be cancelled

[lament stream]

do you think there's a chance you hit legend this season?

[sour star]

yes above 90% chance

[deft ermine]

Only like a week and a half till i get my pc

[deft ermine]

Im gonna buy 2 monitors i think

[sour star]

strimer?

[deft ermine]

And a desk too

[sour star]

bro is buying a whole setup

[mint ridge]

two monitors are a must.

[sour star]

„ ill only buy a pc, nvm im buy everything“

[lament stream]

what if i play on a mobile phone?

[sour star]

nah

i play on a laptop

[azure phoenix]

Anyone wanna allies?

[deft ermine]

Nah i have the pc and a monitor but the monitor is trash prob

[deft ermine]

So i gotta get a new 1

Or 2

[mint ridge]

@sour star albanian?

[mint ridge]

yeah right.

[sour star]

im chinese

living in austria

[mint ridge]

why in vc with albanians though?

[sour star]

because i play w a german/albanian

btw u was playing w risky?

or did he stream smwhere?

[paper tangle]

Womp womp

[sour star]

oh wait

from the video i sent?

[mint ridge]

ah.

[mint ridge]

yup.

[lament stream]

azaaaa!!!!

hiiiiiii!!!!

[paper tangle]

Ello

[lament stream]

you at work?

[sour star]

there was a guy who kept insulting me in albanian😂

i didnt understand anything

[paper tangle]

Yeah

[sour star]

i asked for translation

[mint ridge]

they have multiplied in numbers.

[sour star]

and the translation was like 5words

[paper tangle]

I leave in 3 hours @lament stream

[azure phoenix]

Anyone allies?

[lament stream]

that's rather exquisite.

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

i think i'll be home alone so maybe i will practice talking into the mic.

[paper tangle]

If you want to report the hacker then use this Article and follow the instructions.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[mint ridge]

you can do it with me.

[lament stream]

maaaaaaan.

[mint ridge]

we can go on an e-date

[sour star]

then ur gonna have to hope sm1 else is reporting

[lament stream]

you didn't pick me up to go to that one restaurant in province.

[sour star]

nothing new

[lament stream]

[mint ridge]

I was busy.

[lament stream]

understandable.

[sour star]

u cheat?

[mint ridge]

mhm.

[sour star]

account sharing is prohibited

[lament stream]

bro what.

[sour star]

[mint ridge]

[paper tangle]

It really be like that sometimes

[lament stream]

@mint ridge

you got 2 spare bucks?

[mint ridge]

why?

[lament stream]

uhh...

forget it.

[sour star]

i got 2spare standoff 2 gold

[steel cobalt]

I've meet a hacker 3 times, why there are too many hackers in the game?

[steel cobalt]

Only after the update

[sour star]

he cant do anything xD

[mint ridge]

if you tell me and prove it to me, I will give you two bucks.

[sour star]

he can only give u a link to report

[paper tangle]

Dude you literally shared your account with a friend that played with a hacker, this is entirely your own fault.

[lament stream]

prove what?

[mint ridge]

that the reason that you need the money is valid.

[steel cobalt]

I want to report an hacker

[sour star]

he needs to gamba

on gacha

[steel cobalt]

Ok

[lament stream]

it's not valid (i need it to buy pixels so i can escape reality).

[sour star]

i knew it!!1!1!1!

[paper tangle]

Report using this article

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[steel cobalt]

( they are going to do nothing about my report)

[mint ridge]

(let's escape reality together, I will fly you to my private island.)

[sour star]

it takes up to 3 days

[lament stream]

interesting proposal...

[steel cobalt]

😂😂

[weak lodge]

Who wanna 1v1

[sour star]

@steel cobalt they accept reports from 9am to 6pm central europe time

from monday to friday

[mint ridge]

I want to throw a molotov and stand on it.

[weak lodge]

Who wanna 1v1

[rich crow]

It needed to be

[sour star]

bro is depressed

[mint ridge]

derizzed.

[weak lodge]

Ur username?

[sour star]

no more skibi toilet sigma

[lament stream]

i remember making a circle of fire with gasoline when i was little, ofc i stood in the middle of it.

[lament stream]

one of my favorite memories.

[weak lodge]

Ur username

Id

[mint ridge]

I drink gasoline and piss blood.

[weak lodge]

ID

[paper tangle]

too real

[lament stream]

proof?

[paper tangle]

[sour star]

you were a fire mage

[lament stream]

realest.

[mint ridge]

come see it live.

[lament stream]

wait i forgot.

my cousin made theeee...

the circle.

not me.

but i stood on it so it's still funny.

[sour star]

he was trying to sacrifice you

[lament stream]

real.

(he's 23 and on rehab rn).

[sour star]

@pallid galleon im not turkish

i just played w albanians

[weak lodge]

I sent

[sour star]

bc i have albanian friend who speaks german

[pallid galleon]

but do you know turkish?

so you know german?

[sour star]

he was definetly trying to sacrifice you.

[woven crane]

Hello vro

[sour star]

yeah

[lament stream]

nuh uh.

[pallid galleon]

nice

me too

[mint ridge]

🛌

[sour star]

so early?

[paper tangle]

I always wonder why I took this job

[sour star]

@lament stream what do you do all day????

[paper tangle]

[sour star]

if others r jobbing

what are you doing

🤨

[lament stream]

absolutely nothing.

[paper tangle]

insanely real

[lament stream]

extremely real.

[sour star]

bro doesnt job, neither does he school

[paper tangle]

(I’m gonna for for a bit, just ping me if something bad happens)

[sour star]

[mint ridge]

you know you are cooked when gpt is the only person you talk to openly.

[lament stream]

i do school.

[sour star]

how come youre online 24/7?

[steel cobalt]

Ok ty

[lament stream]

because i do school 2 days a month.

[mint ridge]

@paper tangle ||there was a 2nd plane.||

[sour star]

you are skipping school????

[paper tangle]

Istg Adren

[lament stream]

nope.

[steel cobalt]

The one who i have reported him since 2 weeks got banned 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[lament stream]

i purchase guides, then study the guides for a month and do 2 exams on 2 separate days.

[sour star]

[lament stream]

but in practice, i only study 1 guide because they're philo and english.

[sour star]

america has some wierd school system

[lament stream]

(i don't need to study english).

[lament stream]

i'm not living in america rn.

[sour star]

learn it from strangers off the internet

[mint ridge]

hmmm.

[sour star]

🤨

[lament stream]

i mean, that's pretty much what i did.

[steel cobalt]

Do u know anything about Iraq schools 🗿

[sour star]

who didnt, that is on discord and speaks english

[lament stream]

hi aydren.

[steel cobalt]

( they are killing us )

[lament stream]

real.

[sour star]

[weak lodge]

Who wanna play

[lament stream]

a lot of people want to play.

not everyone can do it though.

[sour star]

how is bro so real

[weak lodge]

Python 1v1

[lament stream]

i am a different breed (i'm stupid).

[lament stream]

i'm not touching the game until i buy a knife.

[hushed jetty]

dude the cheating problem is getting worse

[lament stream]

(day 4 so far).

[hushed jetty]

like actually

[weak lodge]

Guys can get ask questions

How I lvl up fast

[lament stream]

hop on escalation and do a 16+.

faster than defuse.

[weak lodge]

Can u help me

[lament stream]

help? what kind of help?

[weak lodge]

Duos

[lament stream]

i think your brain outright forgot the fact that you just read this.

[weak lodge]

Why u need knife

Just help man

[ocean pewter]

🐷

🐽

[lament stream]

i barely play it, i just refuse to play without one because i already got bored of the game.

[naive anchor]

that is a lot of money

[lament stream]

maybe getting a knife will make things more exciting.

[ocean pewter]

Its haram to curse what r u doing

[naive anchor]

knife=skills

[ocean pewter]

Real

[lament stream]

omw to stab the btf owner in duel and leave him 8-0.

[ocean pewter]

🐔

👅

💩

Popodak favourite

Food

[weak lodge]

Who wanna 1v1

[rich crow]

How do i report a hacker i have video proof and a screen shot of his account

[deft ermine]

Me noob

😔😔

[turbid turtle]

#🛟│faq

[uncut smelt]

Wt...

[ocean pewter]

Good food after fast

Shung told me

[weak lodge]

1v1

[paper tangle]

Me with 2 and im not even playing

[lament stream]

maaaannn.

which ones do you have?

[proper gyro]

collecting moment

[paper tangle]

Karambit Claw and Karambit Nebula

[lament stream]

nearly 9k in 2 knives when you don't even play the game anymore is crazy.

[proper gyro]

(they still look better than reaver)

[lament stream]

(real).

[paper tangle]

imo reaver looks better

[lament stream]

what was the golden one called?

[paper tangle]

I like the black variant and the white variant

[proper gyro]

prime?

[paper tangle]

The one that I had?

[lament stream]

yeah.

[paper tangle]

Prime

[lament stream]

it's goofy, i liked it.

[paper tangle]

real

[proper gyro]

the karambit models in valo looks goofy

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

realest.

[paper tangle]

the champions 2021 looks great

[lament stream]

i was dumbfounded when i saw that there are literal swords lmao.

[proper gyro]

looks f a t

[paper tangle]

And I have 2 of them

[lament stream]

damn!

[paper tangle]

That’s the best thing about it

[proper gyro]

i like the forsaken dagger tho

overkill but eh

[paper tangle]

The one that I like the most is either the Xenoblade or the uhh

Kuronami

The prime Karambit is very goofy and I like it

[lament stream]

real.

[quick oyster]

Talking about valotant?

[paper tangle]

very real

[quick oyster]

[lament stream]

insanely real.

[chrome patio]

@paper tangle I got response from bot and it said I’m on waiting list it said gonna take about 30 minutes but rn the bot is offline and I’m not getting any notification of some mod

[paper tangle]

This is extremely unlucky

[stray violet]

He absolutely needs to know what the bot is gonna tell him

It's gonna be life changing advice

Even I can't wait for the bot

[paper tangle]

nice edited message

(boy)

[chrome patio]

I just need my role

:((

[stray violet]

Oh

My bad I thought you were reporting a hacker

[paper tangle]

I think it’s the second day

[chrome patio]

Bruh

[stray violet]

I take back what I said

[chrome patio]

Ugh

[paper tangle]

he’s been asking for it

[stray violet]

Give him his role!!!!

[chrome patio]

Yea

Ikr give me my role I have all proof

[paper tangle]

I have no power to do so

[chrome patio]

Orange tag and no power

Idk how that works

[stray violet]

Exactly why I didn't apply for this server sad ahh roles

[paper tangle]

Neither me but it is what it is

[chrome patio]

Btw I pressed ur profile and it made my phone freeze and turn off

Cuz of so much nitro animations

[stray violet]

But apparently the actual roles were given out to mentally unstable and immature idiots who haven't gone through puberty

Anyways

[paper tangle]

How old is this phone

[lament stream]

the orange role just means he's a fire wizard.

[chrome patio]

not rly old but over used

[chrome patio]

😍

[paper tangle]

honestly couldn’t agree more

[paper tangle]

I cast fireball

[chrome patio]

He has orange role cuz he is getting paid to answer easy questions

And talk to people

Easiest job ever

[stray violet]

That's not what I'm talking about

[paper tangle]

It’s not easy tbh

[lament stream]

this is such a dumb take.

[chrome patio]

Oh.. sniffs your talking about me?

[stray violet]

No

[lament stream]

jobs where you have to deal with people are the worst.

[paper tangle]

And is also not what I’m supposed to do

But I digress

[chrome patio]

Unless your at anime con

Jk

[chrome patio]

Wdym..

[lament stream]

you're*.

[chrome patio]

your

I didn’t say you

your

Which means anything of yours that’s not you

[lament stream]

then your sentence makes absolutely zero sense.

[paper tangle]

“Your” means a possession of something

[chrome patio]

Stand-off > fortunate

Fortnite

[paper tangle]

You’re is a abbreviation of “You are”

[chrome patio]

Jk stand-off kinda sucks

[stray violet]

No cap

[chrome patio]

I lost 10-0 cuz stand-off can’t fix servers

Ping 170

[paper tangle]

You messed that up tbh

[lament stream]

same!

[stray violet]

Just wait till you hear about stand-on

[chrome patio]

Nah I didn’t say python goes to anime con

Anything that’s owned by python but not python

[lament stream]

StandOn 3.

my favorite sandbox game.

[paper tangle]

It’s normally answering questions, guiding people where to do certain stuff and also reporting of anyone who breaks the rules (and also warn people for minor ones) and you normally don’t interact with the community, I’m doing that because I want to.

[chrome patio]

It makes me uncomfortable how every sentence of yours ends with a period

[lament stream]

sentence*.

my keyboard keeps switching to russian.

[chrome patio]

Dude auto correct isn’t working

So dumb

[lament stream]

i should check that out.

[paper tangle]

You should

[chrome patio]

Dang that’s sick.. maybe you’re talking with us just to cover up the devs evil..

[paper tangle]

Always

[chrome patio]

We won’t know

[paper tangle]

I’m not.

I’m just doing my own thing

[chrome patio]

Hmmm that’s what a puppet would say

(Don’t ban)

[lament stream]

you're the azer.

as shrimple as that.

[paper tangle]

That’s what the people always say about me

[chrome patio]

Simple

[paper tangle]

I just don’t care tbh

[lament stream]

you do realize it was on purpose, right?

[paper tangle]

The context was the meme too

[chrome patio]

No

U made a mistake and ur covering it up with a joke

[paper tangle]

yours was just a small mistake

[lament stream]

are you suggesting i just made a one in a krillion spelling mistake?

[paper tangle]

not Krillin

[lament stream]

[chrome patio]

No. You make mistakes every day when you text. Fun fact about texting: keyboards are QWERTY.

[chrome patio]

A emoji dying.. is that van able

Fu..

Bannable

[lament stream]

aza.

[paper tangle]

I think the people of this generation would know that already

[lament stream]

are emojis with cuss words ban-worthy?

[chrome patio]

Toddlers know that more than some millennials 😭

[paper tangle]

An emoji*

[paper tangle]

Depends on the name of the emoji

[chrome patio]

A emoji*

A stands for rocket

Cuz I like em

An doesn’t stand for rocket

[lament stream]

the emoji itself has the cuss word (written on the image).

[paper tangle]

real

[rich crow]

hi

Just finished a ranked 2v2 match. It's sad that both enemies had hacks and even my own teammate. Lost that game 8-0. Hope axlebot does something

[paper tangle]

depends on context of situation and severity

but

[lament stream]

damm!

[chrome patio]

Imagine losing to hackers 💀

[paper tangle]

If the emoji has that then it’s not allowed

[chrome patio]

Hackers give up when they face me

[lament stream]

sucks.

[paper tangle]

It’s just how it is

[chrome patio]

Why the period

[paper tangle]

don’t mind it

[chrome patio]

It’s discord

[lament stream]

it do be like that.

[paper tangle]

nice ne

[chrome patio]

Do be*

Nvm

[lament stream]

it says do be.

lmfao.

[chrome patio]

okay. How about that?

[lament stream]

😨😨

[paper tangle]

Real

[lament stream]

me rn. ^

[paper tangle]

Then sleep

[chrome patio]

Wait ru 2 boys?

[lament stream]

[chrome patio]

Yeah I knew it lmao

[paper tangle]

I am

[chrome patio]

I am cat

Orenge ket

[lament stream]

maaaaannn.

[winter saddle]

Why no more zone 7 map

It was a good map

[chrome patio]

Zone 7 mid

[lament stream]

aza, you have 40 minutes left.

[winter saddle]

I meant zone 9 my bad

[paper tangle]

Uhh

[chrome patio]

Before unban?

[paper tangle]

42

[chrome patio]

Oh cuz devs decided it

[paper tangle]

Well 41 rn

[tough meadow]

zone 9 was too huge. No one liked it

[chrome patio]

Till ur shift is over?

[lament stream]

no, before he ends his shift.

[chrome patio]

Fr

[paper tangle]

Me who liked it

[chrome patio]

Knew it

[chrome patio]

Scary emoji

/ban

[winter saddle]

Wow really I thought everyone liked it haha

[lament stream]

despite being so open, i loved playing shotgun on it.

[chrome patio]

Lmao

[lament stream]

so fun.

[paper tangle]

Same

[chrome patio]

???

[paper tangle]

I loved it very much

[chrome patio]

How u play shotgun

[winter saddle]

I saw someone who only played zone 9 in competitive, I wonder what he’s doing now lmao

[chrome patio]

He delete game

And plays chess now

[lament stream]

you buy a shotgun at the start of the round and play with it.

[chrome patio]

I saw a documentary on it

[paper tangle]

So true and real

[chrome patio]

As a master u should rush mid with shotgun

As CT

[wild holly]

Anyone else having trouble with loading into competitive?

[winter saddle]

Hahahahhaaa yes 😂

[chrome patio]

Yes

In usa the servers are dead for comp

Try Europe

[lament stream]

so truest and realest.

[chrome patio]

Eu

[paper tangle]

Is that shark literally playing Billiards

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

[chrome patio]

Not an answer to his question blud

Ur fired

[winter saddle]

I strictly do Netherlands server , Poland or russia because no games in us server

[chrome patio]

Rip ping (I play with 200)

[paper tangle]

it’s always dead

[chrome patio]

USA should get more stand-off olayers

Can’t hit elite with 170+ ping

[lament stream]

i've found matches in NA servers, the catch is, everyone in the lobby except me was russian.

[winter saddle]

Yes lol I get 115 in Netherlands though, way better than what I used to get in Russia which was 165

[chrome patio]

115 is rly good 💀

[winter saddle]

LOL yes 😂 everyone from Russia plays there

[paper tangle]

very relatable tbh

even when I played the game and when NA was more alive

[chrome patio]

Ikr

[paper tangle]

Most of my games were just Russians

[chrome patio]

Even is USA it’s just Russians 💀

[paper tangle]

Or that one Snek Army

[chrome patio]

Russian heckers especially

[paper tangle]

or GPs

[lament stream]

it's annoying when everyone has 250 ping because even though you have, say, 40, the match plays off as if you had 150 as well.

[paper tangle]

It was frustrating really

[chrome patio]

Don’t u hate it when u have 200 ping and ur opponents have 50 ping u die through walls

If u have 50 ping and ur opponents have 200 ping

U also die through walls

[lament stream]

yeah.

[chrome patio]

Like bro

Idk how people use ping as an advantage

[lament stream]

being russian is an advantage in this game.

[chrome patio]

Yay

That’s why I hit master ig

[paper tangle]

Quite literally is because they get more stuff than other servers

[chrome patio]

Wdym

What other stuff

[lament stream]

more stuff? do they give away free stuff?!?!

[paper tangle]

Well before

[chrome patio]

stop exposing us bruh

[paper tangle]

It was on their YT channel

[chrome patio]

Ur exposing our servers

Secrets

[chrome patio]

Russian boosts?

[paper tangle]

They literally went out in the street and gave like kids free promocodes

[chrome patio]

Oh yeah..

I remember

[paper tangle]

for just answering questions

[lament stream]

bias, remove the game from the playstore

[chrome patio]

And it’s easiest questions ever

[paper tangle]

I just wish they work on improving their community outside of Russia

Because NA is gone

Dead

literally smithereens

[lament stream]

but they won't because they know the game sucks and outside russia's cs fanatism it won't work.

[paper tangle]

it be like that sometimes

but I just wish it happen

[lament stream]

same.

[paper tangle]

but it is what it is really

just another

[lament stream]

btw.