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What does RGS mean?
Real Gamer Seggs.
His old clan
thats not the old clan 

HOC.. it’s RGS not hoc
my old clan was MFA x RyZe
Definitely
are you an eSports player?!?
I am
used to be
Let me guess u quit cuz ur too good
later on I was a coach for new people
How to report a bug
then I quit
what did you play!?
Stand-off?
You can report bugs using this link https://help.standoff2.com/en
(press the button on the bottom right to contact the Support team or the bot)
Spam @ all devs and moderators
That will result a ban.
Especially the AXELBOLT ppl
Well I get 100 today (let's see in 19 hours and 34 minutes)
I was entry
people in this server love spreading misinformation.
“You got banned for trying to report a bug and make the game better”
That will disturb them and count as mass pinging
I mostly died but I did my job by creating space for my team
So2
DAMN.
AZA is literally me
Some people understand sarcasm
Some don’t
What rank ru?
real.
It's actually pinging for no good reason
Sarcasm
was The Legend on S3
But ppl who doesnt get your sarcasm and runs with it
Season 3.. season that had the best seasonal charm ❤️
(i'm not).
Legend s3 charm must be nice
(adren called me a bot).
tbh it was Peak So2
I'm not touching allies until the season is over
wasn't season 3 Dragon Rise?
cmon dude lets play Allies
The legend charms for s1 is good.. some could argue it’s best but it’s hard to hit legend
i didn't even play it but i hate it because they added the M60.
Played 5 games and all 5 of those games was a mind frick
But season 3 if u hit pheonix u get a nice charm too

I only hit Champion on that Season (cuz I literally don't know how)
i played 4 games they were sooooo easy.
what rank were you last season?
Allies?
I didn’t play at that point 😄
yeah.
Gold 3
moment
well, that explains it.
I found an og account of mine that was probably from season 1-2..
Was close to getting g4 but then I got bm'd hard
It was peak NA comp
And I got a hacker that game too
until it died like 3 months after S1 was launched
gold players are either god-tier silvers or the sweats that couldn't make it to phoenix.
Obvious hackers aren’t even that bad
Cuz like
U can have 1500 mmr
U fall to 1450 cuz if hackers
U easily get back to 1500
Plus u get 50 mmr back
For whatever reason he added me??
So easy 50 mmr
Will always find that odd
Ok
Deleting it won’t save u buddy
yeah, mods, crush his skull.
he was obv trolling!!!
typical hacker smh...
“Mods find him and ban him on all platforms “
I learned that from caseoh ❤️
My big king
My biggest inspiration
Like Isn’t even heavy
Caseoh
what a nice chat
i love you.
Who wants 2 play defuse
?
.
what.
@paper tangle what an odd kit but it do go hard #📸│photos message
that definitely goes hard
Copied the wrong thing
saw it already
Azathoth said he cheated on u
thats the name of the plush in the pfp you have
what.
well character
Oh ye
Now for me to beg jem to add that car in game
Ye
should i install Absolute Racism?
I mean
the cart game was also enjoyable
U could
wished I had an extra copy for my lil sis
Ban
But it's pay to win
to play with
Actually would be a good time now
Free gold this week
For comp?
Nah I'm not tha comp
Team isn’t needed in defuse
It’s made to warm u up for comp
it is a nice car, yes.
I juss wanna play wit sb
Why I want it so bad
real.
it was made in an era of insane cars
Fr
I doubt you'll even convince the current owner of the car to sell it to you
there's only one?
And the only road version of the car u can't even buy
3
God I wish
real.
i can't drive but i'd park it on a nice driveway.
insanely real.
What car.

the gt1 race car.
Probably the closest thing to a "race car for the streets" as it can get
Oh you will hate parting that thing
No rear view camera
Meh.
How do headshot knives even work...
Without curbing the absolute shi out the rim
And probably beaching it too
what year is it from?
1998-1999
damn.
They dipped after 1999
Because they would've raced in a higher class
They couldnt compete in
Uh they would be if they did part take
truly.
And the funniest thing is
These were supposed to be 'production based" cars
It is time for me
WHAT.
maaaannnn...
It’s time for night time
And none of them looks like it can be mass produced
He got bored of my history lesson
Cya aza
No I’m interested in it it’s just I’m very sleepy right now
it's pretty entertaining!
Have a good sleepers
cya later
goodnight!!!

they were definetely not meant to be mass produced.
huh
huh.
And toyota (the red car I showed u) got away with making 1 car
And that 1 car they made
Isn't for sale
They had to
damn what.
They had to make homologated cars for the public
ehh...
homo cars

what does homologated mean?
evenly logated cars...
oohh....
sale approval...
Yeah nice pimple locationing (right next to ear canal)
Guysbi got the "silen killer" shine sticker how much will it go for ;_;
I need gold for bigfoot
I'm guessing 20 g?
cant even have no normal allies game without some useless tmate leaving after buying deagle first round, dies the second and leaves
Was looking this up ngl but ig u found it
the deagle is NOT good
the deag is op rn.
why are ppl buying it?
you need skill
wdym deagle is op as its peak rn
Fr.
nuh uh.
They think they're pro
see this guy gets it
no recoil two shot without armor
knife >>> pistol.
its only for the ppl that think theyre gonna win with a deagle and yet whiff
If you don't have gyro it's pretty hard for u
Frrrr
allies tmate 200+ hours ingame buys deagle and dies
next round that he dies rage quits
what rank?
im not doing a 1v2
☠️
gold 3 both modes
damn.
ragequitters on gold is crazy.
i'd expect it on bronze or maybe silver but gold...
do you think i have the right mind to do a 1v2 when one of them hides and the other flanks?
im not dealing with all that rn
They don't even know what rage quir is wdym
3
hes the type of guy to point a gun at a civilian in gta then puts down the controller and say i cant do this
Oh without
They'll die braindeadly
yeah if it's not on silver i'd just give up the mmr and leave.
im sure its two without armor
Who plays a Rank g3+ compe
real.
But the most annoying people ate the ones who can take advantage of high pibg
this is me rn
Ping

Bro be teleporting outta nowhere
hard emote.
No, game isn't allowed in your country anymore
Useless as soon as another update drops
beggar spotted!! mods! mods!!! crush his skull!
im breaking the law rn
im not chinese
theres a beggar?!
Bro
Not a single person i mean the staff should distribute the time according to there time zone to be available and cover all 24/7
Which plays ?
Bro my mom checks my phone pls delete that

XD
😠
aza left the chat, i am mentally devastated.
Was meaning to ask u this but i forgor
But if u had infinite money and you can build any car to your liking
What would you build? @stray violet

I would love to buy mmr

Tri rotor, tri turbo, awd, hybrid rx7
isn't that the only thing axlebolt does anyways? sell things in their game?
why he turned into amongus
@hushed jetty what's ur id. We can play sometimes. Im g3 in both modes and soon gonna be g4... If everything goes well
because hes special
I need only few plus to g4

🗣️ 🔥
Okay this is based
how do you get an electric rotary
i have more erotic emoje
Roh dam rx7 but cracked

Electric motors are only for front wheels, everything else is for the rear axle
axle mentioned
Now what I would build @stray violet
Is lmdh spec race car but it has a vr38 making 3000hp (on kill mode) awd (40-60 split) with an electric motor on the front axle (500hp alone)
It's lighter and makes 50% more downforce
And it has a blown defuser
With nos
and who blew the defuser? 😳
Me

Stronk neck game
Guys, would my sticker disappear if I click erase? I need to put it on other places.
Yes
Imma be honest
Anything over 1000hp is overkill
Unless it's a drag car
Mfw I put my drag engine into my ta car :clueless:
Its overkill
there's never "enough" hp, what if someone drains too much of it in a crash and the car explodes?
Probably won't even last a whole lap
Actually I know it would drive like
Considering that a drag engine literally welds itself during the 5 second drag race

Why cant i log in with my game center dude
We love 1 lap machines
Yes
But what I'm saying it it won't even last a lap
Unless it's a lap around your house
Definitely
It would literally rock itself apart
Not only the downforce but the power train
Yeah I don't mean to ruin your dreams
But lets be real
Imagine you mess up a few seconds into the lap and welp
Time to rebuild the engine again
Because I did an oopsie
It was a random idea lmfao that I thought of while I was in thr shower butt naked
Not even "oh yeah lemme just restart the lap"
Mf thinks this is gran turismo
It's "we gotta rebuild it so we can even be able to go again"
Imperfections on the track exist
Faulty brakes
Or just skill issue in general
Oh god
Imagine ur driving at spa
And u have to break
Hmm then again
Having that much areo helps slow u down
Or if u really want to
Put 8 piston brakes on
10
😭😭😭
How you gonna get outnumbered by an suv that a middle aged white woman drives
Most "sport luxury" suvs nowadays are coming out with 10 piston brakes
12 piston brakes
And your race car only have 8
Without?

Nvm mb
😭😭😭
I'm sure it's gonna be worse than being kicked 💀
Like actually imagine
Oh nahhh
2000 degrees
I sure hope my brakes cool down when I start driving (they won't)
(this message was sent by disc brake gang)
Definitely
Also why use brakes when you can just
Nah hear this ewalk
My brother just asked what if u drilled holes in the drum brake
It will improve cooling
😭😭😭
(respectfully)
I mean
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechnically
You can have holes on the sides
The thing is
You can angle those holes so air can come in
But how is the hot air gonna escape

so i got a response for my ban appeal and they just said i hacked medals
i have receipts for all my medal purchases why they jus close the chat on me
a potato

how would that help
just drill more holes for the hot air to escape.

Mfw my car is specifically engineered to have cool air flow through the bumper and directly into the brakes and have the hot air escape through the fender, but my race is inside a volcano (there is no cool air)

anything is a potato if u squinch hard enough
automation??
we building cars in the fps shooter game server now

Idk
it would help with
airflow and also will reduce unsprung weight
more unsprung weight = more understeer
Nice context analyzing
context? whats that pfft
me personally drilled holes on my motorcycle for weight reduction
but it keeps leaking fuel idk why
Ok
man.
yeah no my joke def wont fly here
\hello 

how u doin shawty
@verbal imp abflug supra looks peak early 2000 ngl
good
It is
No one in their right mind would do that to their supra nowadays
is it racist for me to think that the black one u sent there looks like a person particular part of a continent
several reasons...
true, supras are overhyped now
its genuinely a mid grand tourer except for its engine
real life reasons?
no...
And they're hella expensive
i've already resigned to my reality.
u can get a clean murcielago for cheaper where i live than a borderline riced out beaten up supra
actually u can get a good audi s4 for cheaper than a miata here, indian car market is questionable
Guys
But I have a battle pass sticker.
Doesn't mean shi
Unless its a shield
You won't get back the sticker you erased
@verbal imp i got the dg gloves for 2.5k lol
Insane

Dis guy
Did u pay someone under thr table
pics or didn't happen.
i scared luck
very nice.
kinda annoyed by the fact that they're called "Dragon Glass" but they have a chamaleon on them.
how wtf
i sleep overnight and wake up to it
more like overday cause i slept for 13 hours today
@hexed igloo how many u pricing
Wtf dude
idk
He got a good deal
not really, more like a little desperate
Sitll you got it on a wery good price
Why
Swastika
fingerless gloves
Can any one explain how my friend got a damn carambit that costs 2k smth like that for only 7g coinsa
he got lucky with the bidding
he just so happened to be the highest bidder
Idk who is that crazy to sell that for 7g coins
how much do 75 lvls of pass cost in eur?
I can't get carambit for 700 not to talk of 7
Ever hear of calculator option
Chat, Now watch me bid the dg glove
Pray the best for me, let's hope someone sell it for 200g or lower
Hard but not imposible
Wish you luck
🙏🏻😔
cause i know for sure it will drop any moment
i tried to at least minimise
i cant know the price if i didnt buy pass smh 💀
25 cents.
too expensive
real.
cant afford that
Take how much one tire cost and duble it 75 times an you get how much coins you need then buy that coin pack and buy a pass
bruv i cant see the price of tiers when i dont have the gold pass thats why im asking those who do to tell me
Welll google search : how much dose standoff2 pass tiers cost
Butter fly knife
insane
I’m at school Uugh
school sucks!
Yes
Facts
But not for me
!!!
maaaannn...
i wish i was as good as you at those.
instead i gotta deal with philo.

it's fun.
decently bad
real.
Hello need 20 gold
yes, currentlt i have 1 week of no school
i think its spring break or sowmthieng
then buy it!
that's amazing my friend.
very nice.
ask all 8 billion people for 1 dollar
i wouldn't give you one dollar
because you gonna spend on so2
good
they banned me from purchasing gold
viet moment.
i hate
Lol
once I get my money I'll buy a knife one day
I'll probably get my birthday money
i'm 3 bucks away from the knife i want but i'm unemployed and i would never ask my aunt for money to make an in-game purchase.

so frustrating.
Do chores for 1 dollar profit
good point
I've been wanting a butterfly knife for a long time now
I hope I do get it
you'll love it once you get it, i'm not a big fan of it but the fact that they added sounds to the inspect makes it pretty good.
tbh the downside of owning a butterfly knife for the first time is you will be pulling it out every time 😂
true.
Idk why but i want butterfly so much
either you like it or you want it because you've heard it's good.
if it's because of the second option, i'd say you shouldn't get it.
(it's overhyped).
Nah want it for 2 years now
2 years was enough to save for one.
I wish there was a way for me to get gold for free except for grinding skins for years to get 1500 ish gold
which knife
Well still need 34G coins
jkommando reaper (i'm poor plus i like it).
decent knife
@lament streamknight rider????
hi james.
usao????
wacca!
gm
yees!!
im gonna go back to sleep
i love usao
damn.

same.
sleep nice and tight james!
you deserve it!
if it weren't for the 2nd stabbing animation
maybe
BRO.
i agree so much.
you don't know how much it ruins it for me.
i was hesitant to pick it but i ended up doing it.
wait is gifting gold a thing
no
they could've made it like it would stab from top to bottom or whatever
it doesn't even looks like the guy's stabbing, it's more like "hey look at this pencil" and then puts it back.
Because on the website you can buy gold on an account if you put the id in
isnt that for russians only
like in the btf one?
would've been nice.
Idk
i'm glad they did give it the proper "stab-only knife" treatment, and the stiletto as well.
Llalalaa
Yes
Ppl these days always getting it wrong 😔
!!!
Yeah with stickers it good
you can report him here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
@teal dome can u come dm?
When will the pass hit the market?
A week or two after the pass ends
in 17 seconds.
Its cheaper
It's expensive for me wym
3k gold is now like $40 for me
Before this season it was not $40 bro
They will add an anticheat this days in game ?
Hm
So manny cheaters
Honestly just look up some tutorials on YouTube or tiktok, there are plenty
Anyone to come competitive or allies? (silver2 or gold2)
It went down 3$ for me
same.
Niguem fala português n
Oi
he's saying that the price for 3k gold went down by $3.
Eu
Oi
Oi
How
Skill based currency
Poxa
Googol
Man 😭
I'm going to touch you if you ever say that again

oh yeah?
Yeah you better be scared
@silk kraken hello , i would like to know if its possible to have my points back from a cancel game ( games i won vs cheaters but got cancel due to their cheats )
yes.
Skill issues tbh
usually not if you didn't bother reporting to helpdesk
I tried
But firefox keep crashing
When i trynna send ss
It crash
And restart discussion
Been 5 times
unlike you, I do not have a skill issue.
And on google ect, i already have made reports
I will touch you
LMAO
So2.
Most mentally stable standoff player
this could be us @lament stream, but you're not sending your resumè to be my assistant.
skill issue.
ewww
Reaaaaaaal
allies on daily
use the temporary mode.
most vile sh ever
i can help if you wnat
@void bronze
yes
do you have a copy of Rampage without the vocal samples by any chance?
i can't find one.
can anyone give me anything? \
just vocal?
nah
no either
damn it.
go 3v1.
you mean an instrumental.
breakcore?
so i wouldn't say instrumental.
idk the genre actually.
cool.
usao made it so it's hard to tell for me.
not z7 quittt
just carry, smh.
and they push and die
they were probably russian or 12.
(as usual).
like ky s frieren style
lmao.
ss again
didn't the game put you up in Z7 automatically if you tap the funny button on the mission?
z7 RANKED allies
damn.
you want to hop on a dead server and only vote z7? @proper gyro
I agree
@mint ridge sure
Cadê alguém que fala minha língua?
oh
hold on, I tried to join your lobby, but the game already ended.

and I was stuck 💀
you joined garden
I did.
who invited?
secret. 
can i join?
just guess.
ah i know who

my guy
im the server owner
have the logs yknow
:popodak3d:
you should make me mod 
:sus:
or give me a role with admin permissions. I totally am a trustable person 
join damn it. @proper gyro
i can gib dummy admin
wasnt looking in game mb
give it no colour so I can create a role which I can colour however I want 
Sa
I can throw you
.
gave Admin (REAL)
mal burası ingilizce chati
Napim
beggar spotted!!! mods! mods!! crush his skull!
Neyse
maybe it's my vpn @proper gyro
Bro İ m no bad man bro but İ have a goal
nordvpn tweaking.
suprised it even popped up
usually temp modes straight up appear in the lobby menu
yea no
wont start
maybe we have to wait a business day or so.
Sa
I love when my tickets on the helpdesk are not answered 💀
😭
regular allies it is 
wanna coms?
is that come, comp or what.
idk whatever u wanna play on
try if we can even play.
communication
how long have you been waiting for an answer?
friday/monday.
could you please send me a screenshot of the chat to the direct messages, please?

Guys i bought awp festal wrap with 200 pattern and 4 same stickers for 70G good?
Nc
Will it rise? What do you think abt it
Hey
No one can predict for sure
And in patterns nvm idk
what do you suggest for 100 g budget
Can you help me g?
not like you were much faster
skin
for invest
SM1014 "Pathfinder" (100/20=5 Units you will get)
what u mean
That's skin of shotgun ? You don't know
i know the skin but i didnt understand what u mean
U can buy 5 in 100 easily that's my suggestion
for invest?
Yes ?
oh ty how much will they rise do u think
Your lose i will cover by paying myself
that's how much i trust my predictions
how much should i buy for
Under 20 or 20
Order in -0.01 all 5 @raven shore
rn 22.35
when i enter -0.01
it auto makes 22.35
i just can afford 1 cuz i bought awp with 200 pattern and 4 stickers
maybe i can buy 100 gold for money
how much they will rise u think?
@gentle token
h much u think they will rise
It will rise not know how much let's see
Buy 1 then
should i spend my money for them?
I am faster in other things 😏
oh? such as?
driving cars.
@gentle token i bought 100 gold and made order for 20g 6 skin

Nice
do u have idea when they rise? or h much should i wait
50 days
oky
he wouldve been employed by then
zani.
whatu mean
Maaaan
If anyone wants to try one of the healthiest snacks out there
Try chicken hearts and gizzards (cheap too)
🐓
crude oil sounds better.
i tried chicken heart before
And gummy
and liver too
Yee
its so hard to chew
im a failed omnivore
Boil it
then just drink it.
Mine wasn't hard to chew

it was indeed roasted
Yea frying/roasting always makes things too hard
simmer takes too long
Boiling never disappoints
ill fry you












