💬│english-chat

[hardy escarp]

pc so2 is good

[sinful delta]

Newgens

[main rock]

@northryp

Where he is

[lament stream]

what.

[main rock]

Butterfly not here.

[lament stream]

he is.

[mint ridge]

how do you do? you like me and I like you. come and take me by the hand cause I just wanna be your friend.

[lament stream]

song lyrics?

[hexed igloo]

he's having a schizophrenic episode

[verbal imp]

@gilded flower erm

[paper tangle]

this is a certified adren classic

[lament stream]

maaaaaannn...

:/

[main rock]

[low salmon]

@everyone

[mint ridge]

bye bye

[low salmon]

@everyone how’s y’all’s day been

[lament stream]

terrible!

2 dudes called me a slur like 5 minutes ago!

[hexed igloo]

what an honour

[lament stream]

it happened irl so i couldn't reply back.

[sour star]

@mellow swan check my past 15 matches

[mint ridge]

balls.

[mellow swan]

30 kills and 35 games is insane kd bug ngl

I got 6 games and twice as many kills

[sour star]

if i didnt do bug id be around 2.1

[gilded flower]

those ranked matches we played earlier i was on pc

[mint ridge]

do you just ever

[sour star]

nitro when???

[brisk zodiac]

Guys

Hu

Anyone want

Glitch

Coins?

[mint ridge]

wdym nitro when

[sour star]

when nitro got?

[brisk zodiac]

No one?

[mint ridge]

press it on my profile.

[sour star]

minute ago how long?

[mint ridge]

.

[sour star]

🗿

[brisk zodiac]

No one

Wants?

Farm coins

?????!

[sour star]

abusing bug can get u 5002 banned

[mint ridge]

you can farm coins by playing

[paper tangle]

you did not just

[sour star]

[brisk zodiac]

I have faster way

[paper tangle]

thats not even the code

[sour star]

[mint ridge]

[lament stream]

nice giveaway.

[sour star]

5002 is unfair advantage

[paper tangle]

you said

abusing bug

[sour star]

and its technically unfair advantage

[paper tangle]

brotha

its not even the right code still

[sour star]

[paper tangle]

Im so sorry

[main rock]

@brisk zodiac

[sour star]

i play too much

[brisk zodiac]

Yes?

[sour star]

i only know cheta and glitch ban

[gilded flower]

(boosting)

[main rock]

@brisk zodiac tell me in dm

[lament stream]

what's the ban code for cheating?

[brisk zodiac]

Ok

[paper tangle]

too real

[main rock]

1002

[paper tangle]

1001-1003

each is different

there are more

[lament stream]

source?

[paper tangle]

source was deleted

[lament stream]

nice wahing.

[sour star]

standoff fandom

[paper tangle]

(i forgot the excel document)

[lament stream]

what.

[sour star]

good standoff2 fandom or wiki

[lament stream]

james.

[paper tangle]

nice james.0

[sour star]

wazzap ⚡

[paper tangle]

you are not mewing

[lament stream]

i'm mewering.

[civic pasture]

Is here anybody that dose not have some kind pf special rank

[lament stream]

hiiiiii!!

[brisk zodiac]

No

[mortal tulip]

theyre so much cheater rn and vpn lag its crazy

[lament stream]

yes.

[mortal tulip]

every game almost

[brisk zodiac]

Corser

[lament stream]

niko is just asking for a mute.

[brisk zodiac]

Okkk sorry

[mortal tulip]

theyre is no glitch coins niko

[brisk zodiac]

Nooo🥲

It is

[mortal tulip]

lmao

funny men

[gray night]

Anyone wanna 1v1 ?

[mortal tulip]

me

[lament stream]

yes.

[gray night]

Oh okay

[mortal tulip]

send id

[gray night]

Did not expect a yes 💀

[brisk zodiac]

U dont know much about tricks

[hexed igloo]

its quite common

[gray night]

212619714

[lament stream]

zani.

[paper tangle]

I think its better to stop advertising the "glitch coin" before you get muted @brisk zodiac

[hexed igloo]

1001 - Manual ban
1002 - system ban
1003 - still dont know

[mortal tulip]

@gray night ill had you in 2 min

[paper tangle]

1003 is such a mystery

[brisk zodiac]

Its not glitch i called glitch

[mint ridge]

system ban but different detection, I think.

[lament stream]

he's speedrunning the mute.

[gray night]

1003 ban cause we dont like you

[hexed igloo]

1003 just cause you suck

[paper tangle]

fr

[brisk zodiac]

Lol

[lament stream]

adren.

[paper tangle]

1003 skill issue

[brisk zodiac]

Ok i shut up

[gray night]

1003 ban cause cheating but still losing 💀

[mortal tulip]

what server you play on?

[brisk zodiac]

👍

[gray night]

East usa

France is fine

[mint ridge]

claire.

[mortal tulip]

nah im na toi

toi

too

[gray night]

Ah okay

[paper tangle]

france will always not be fine

[lament stream]

nice racism.

[gray night]

Netherlands server 🔥

[paper tangle]

i just like paris

[lament stream]

maaaaaan.

:/

[paper tangle]

man

🐴

[lament stream]

what.

why the horse.

[paper tangle]

yes

[mint ridge]

rehab was supposed to be a fresh start. but no matter how many starts I get, there's always the same ending. everything falls apart, and I end up alone.

[lament stream]

uncle horse?

[paper tangle]

uncle horse

[lament stream]

uncle horse.

[gray night]

Why so many adrens

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

there's only 1 adren.

[gray night]

Theres one in cs

[ancient vale]

What yall think of cod warz

[gray night]

Probably one in cops too

[mortal tulip]

@gray night where are you

[lament stream]

bad.

[gray night]

Your host trash bro 🤣🤣

Im still loading

[mortal tulip]

tf

lobby

[ancient vale]

Yeah, 3 years of development 11 companies bought, and it still trash...

[gray night]

I reset my game

Ill host

[lament stream]

agreed (haven't played it).

[mortal tulip]

alr

[mint ridge]

that is me.

[lament stream]

@mint ridge

adren!!!!

[ancient vale]

Thats my opinion. (Doesnt work on my device)

Nah it works but i really havent played it

[lament stream]

man.

[verbal imp]

Kinda crazy fr

[lament stream]

nox.

[gray night]

Bahahah

[mint ridge]

what?

[lament stream]

hiiii!!!

[mint ridge]

hello.

[lament stream]

how are you!?

[paper tangle]

adren pinged me

[mint ridge]

ok, and you?

[last sand]

@paper tangle

[lament stream]

i am very excited!!!

[last sand]

No Oo

[mint ridge]

[last sand]

Ok

[paper tangle]

advertising is against the rules.

[mint ridge]

why so?

[paper tangle]

ghost ping go crazy

[last sand]

Oh ok my fault

[lament stream]

it is monday!!!

[mint ridge]

oh wow.

[lament stream]

!!!!!

[mint ridge]

how fast time passes...

[haughty yarrow]

adren pink now

[lament stream]

true...

[ancient vale]

Worst day of the week

[mint ridge]

watch me be blue (da ba dee da ba da).

[lament stream]

best.

[haughty yarrow]

explain

[ancient vale]

I will in just 2 sentences.

Work/school

[gray night]

Thats not even 1

[haughty yarrow]

like the other 4 days

[mint ridge]

alooooone at the eeeedge of the universe humming a tune.

[gray night]

bahahah

[lament stream]

i'm unemployed and only go to "school" 2 days a month.

let's goooooo i love mondays.

[haughty yarrow]

2 days a month?

[lament stream]

yup.

[mint ridge]

why?

[haughty yarrow]

damn that sounds good

[lament stream]

i study the entire month at home and do 2 exams on 2 different days.

[mint ridge]

why do you not go to school though?

[round lichen]

#📸│photos message who knows what this is for

[haughty yarrow]

what type of "school" is it

[ancient vale]

He pays for the exams, i can do that too

[lament stream]

i dropped out for several, private reasons, so this was the better option to get a title.

[haughty yarrow]

they're from same lobby

[ocean pewter]

🐫

[lament stream]

yeah it's that.

[round lichen]

And green one is like solo?

[ancient vale]

My dad wont listen tho 😒

[sick meadow]

Bruh guys game full hackers 😧

[mint ridge]

huh? what country has this?

[haughty yarrow]

same collor same lobby

like

[lament stream]

a lot.

[round lichen]

Aaaa

I get it

[mint ridge]

not many I know of.

[lament stream]

the dutch invented it.

[round lichen]

Green from one lobby blue from other and purple is the same

[lament stream]

[ancient vale]

Wdym, you can pay not to go to school. You need to pay the exams

[haughty yarrow]

probably

[mint ridge]

I have heard of homeschooling but never of paying for the exams?

[haughty yarrow]

there's usually no solo lobbies

[lament stream]

real?

[ancient vale]

Here where i live, it costs $25 for 1 exam, so $50 for 2 a month

[haughty yarrow]

how does that work

[mint ridge]

is that alucard?

[round lichen]

Thank you wise man for the time spent on my noob 🧠

[lament stream]

it is Gnosis from Arknights.

[haughty yarrow]

you're welcome mate

[mint ridge]

lowkey looks like alucard.

[lament stream]

yeah.

[hexed igloo]

i will say this

[ancient vale]

The teachers give you all the things you need to study, and you have a specified day to go and do the exam

[lament stream]

zaner.

[haughty yarrow]

so what are you paying for

[ancient vale]

For the exams you need to do

[haughty yarrow]

can you do like

i don't wanna go this month

[ancient vale]

And because the teachers will come to school JUST for you to do the exam so yeah

U need to pay for that shi

[ancient vale]

Yes, but then u need to go in summer

If not then u fail

[lament stream]

@haughty yarrow if you don't reply to this message within 10 minutes, you owe me 100 gold.

(he was muted).

[ancient vale]

LOL

[ancient vale]

Why

Or u dk

[lament stream]

he said the f-word.

[ancient vale]

Ohh

[mint ridge]

@lament stream if this message is highlighted in yellow for you, you owe me 200 gold.

[lament stream]

maaannn...

[mint ridge]

you better pay up.

[lament stream]

i don't have 200 gold...

perhaps there is another way i can pay you...

[mint ridge]

hm.

[rich crow]

Guys i have 900 silver coins do i save up or buy cases?

[ancient vale]

But 2000

[mint ridge]

such as?

[mint ridge]

just use them. no point in saving.

[ancient vale]

Silver store coming soon

[mint ridge]

@lament stream answers claire.

[lament stream]

source?

[mint ridge]

according to?

[ancient vale]

Me

[rich crow]

I was thinking of gathering more than 10k and then mass open cases idk

[lament stream]

hiiiiiii!!!!

[ancient vale]

Me

[rich crow]

Wdym?

[mint ridge]

you could do that.

[mint ridge]

he is lying.

[rich crow]

It’s more satisfying that way. Alteast to me

Lol

[rich crow]

[lament stream]

you can save and wait until next season to mass-open boxes, because when a new case is released, the prizes are pretty high compared to a couple weeks after the launch of said case.

[mint ridge]

[lament stream]

i don't like that emote.

please delete it.

[mint ridge]

or what?

[ancient vale]

Yeah agreed, @rich crow wait for another 2/3 years for a new box

[rich crow]

That’s why i love disocrd servers and that’s why i always ask for advice thank you man🙏

[rich crow]

3 years?💀

[mint ridge]

I would give it half a year.

[ancient vale]

Hell na

[lament stream]

i will kiss you on the lips.

[ancient vale]

They just added a new case

[rich crow]

Yeah the chameleon collection

[mint ridge]

go ahead.

[paper tangle]

what

[ancient vale]

Ayo

[paper tangle]

ayo

[mint ridge]

[ancient vale]

Yep, this means they wont add a new one in 2 years prolly

[lament stream]

i don't have a kiss emote, forget it.

[mint ridge]

[ancient vale]

[rich crow]

When did the chameleon collection come out tho? Are the weapon prices still high or they dropped?

[paper tangle]

[ancient vale]

The collection came out with this update (season 7)

And the prices dropped abit

[mint ridge]

I am going to ~ blow my brains out ~ go play some competitive.

[lament stream]

azaaaaa hiiiiii!

[ancient vale]

But still

[lament stream]

go 1v1.

[ancient vale]

Better buy chameleon then fable

[rich crow]

I hope one of either of you is a man tbh @lament stream @mint ridge

[paper tangle]

walter white

[mint ridge]

I know I am.

[lament stream]

i am a male.

[ancient vale]

They go by they/them

[mint ridge]

damn.

[rich crow]

And one is a female…

[mint ridge]

sure.

[lament stream]

nope.

[paper tangle]

both are male

[ocean pewter]

Nice pronounces

[rich crow]

That’s what i intended🤣

[ocean pewter]

I have to memorize them all

To not offend someone

🐫

[ancient vale]

Whats ur pronounce

[lament stream]

actually, no, forget it.

i uninstalled so2.

[paper tangle]

just a python moment

[lament stream]

(bad game).

[mint ridge]

wanna go on a date?

[lament stream]

sure.

[ancient vale]

Edate

[rich crow]

If i were you i’d install cs2 now

[lament stream]

maaaaaaannnnnnnnn.

[mint ridge]

there is this new restaurant opened in Province, what do you think?

[rich crow]

Cs 1.6 is the best one in my opinion

[lament stream]

i like Province yeah.

we could go.

[mint ridge]

cool, come and pick you up in an hour?

[lament stream]

sure.

[paper tangle]

i sometimes doubt that Python is a guy

[mint ridge]

this is the furthest I have gone with any guy or girl.

[paper tangle]

too real

[mint ridge]

(not fake.)

[paper tangle]

[civic pasture]

Oh finaly one server that is alive

[lament stream]

the realest.

[ocean pewter]

My back... My back...

🐪

[paper tangle]

its gonna die soon

[mint ridge]

your back hurts. 🪄

[ocean pewter]

🐔

[lament stream]

proof?

[mint ridge]

@ocean pewter

[civic pasture]

Well it is alive for 2h now i hope it will be alive yust a litle bit more

[lament stream]

just*.

[paper tangle]

source: trust me

[mint ridge]

[lament stream]

are you gonna play valo again?

[ancient vale]

I belive i can fly....

[paper tangle]

im already playing it

[lament stream]

damn!

[civic pasture]

I don't belive i can fly

[ancient vale]

Cs1.6

[mint ridge]

reject modernity (valorant), accept tradition (cs).

[ancient vale]

#BRUH

[mint ridge]

[lament stream]

both suck.

[mint ridge]

you suck.

[lament stream]

i do suck.

[mint ridge]

[paper tangle]

it really be like that

want me to stream it again?

[civic pasture]

💀

[mint ridge]

how bad?

[paper tangle]

lets not bypass the filter here

[lament stream]

i wasn't referring to that.

[ancient vale]

Ok, mybad

[outer valley]

yikes

[mint ridge]

[outer valley]

play a legit game or play vs cheaters

[civic pasture]

My eyesssssssssss

[mint ridge]

skill issue.

[lament stream]

real.

[mint ridge]

[lament stream]

cheaters? just beat them.

[outer valley]

real

[lament stream]

easy? easy.

[civic pasture]

It is to early for this chat to die

[mint ridge]

[lament stream]

where are you going?

[mint ridge]

to my wife and children.

[paper tangle]

is it Hel

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

[mint ridge]

isn't my son cute?

[paper tangle]

monster

the drink

[lament stream]

"are there any monsters that taste good?".

[paper tangle]

gamer supps

[mint ridge]

so many.

[paper tangle]

Guacamole Gamer Fart 3000

[lament stream]

you didn't get it, did you?

[paper tangle]

[topaz plinth]

For getting mew nameless melee should you play control point mode? Or all match drop modes are count to¿

[paper tangle]

i had a stroke reading this

[lament stream]

play comp.

[topaz plinth]

0.000000001% match drop chance I guess

[rich crow]

[meager tinsel]

Hi

[jovial rose]

Can someone help me

[meager tinsel]

In what

[jovial rose]

Why can't i login with game center

Everything else is working

[meager tinsel]

I guess there fixing smth

[jovial rose]

I hope so

[mint ridge]

dead chat

[ocean pewter]

Maaaannn

🦕

🐢

[magic kestrel]

Hello

Do anyone know any promo codes?

And how do i apply it on iphone?

[noble scarab]

Bro

Standoff

I don’t like this game anymore

Only cheaters

Everyday

Do smth with that

I just kill my self in compe for nth

Fu** that game

How can I like this game anymore ?

I like the old Standoff fr

Do smth with the cheat

2019 Standoff was better

[ocean pewter]

It be like that

[noble scarab]

So much years and So much effort for nth

I’m tired asf

In every match cheaters

[mortal mauve]

I standdoof account sale

[ocean pewter]

Illegal!!!!!

My ears hurts

👂 📡

[rich crow]

hi

[gray pewter]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/lobby/join/660201b433d0476a4199935b?token=snRCyi97O51334xRLKxgfMlaK5LyZh7i

[hushed jetty]

encountering 2 cheaters in a row on alt acc :3

[ancient vale]

Noone sent a message

Its been 2 mins

The game is super dead

[paper tangle]

I do not know any promocodes at the moment, and the way to input promocodes for iOS (iPhone) users is on this website https://store.standoff2.com

[hushed tulip]

I don't get cheaters

[hushed jetty]

another cheater :333333

[hushed tulip]

What rank are u tho

Gold

HM

[hushed jetty]

yes

on alt

[hushed tulip]

I haven't found a single cheater

Not blantet atleast

[hushed jetty]

lets see what allies rank i get on alt acc after encountering 3 cheaters in a row

[unreal sluice]

Slime s3 coming soon

[blissful mauve]

You gotta be the antidote

[unreal sluice]

Like in around a week

I still need to finish the last 3rd of my physics homework

[hushed jetty]

nice cigarette

[unreal sluice]

But that can wait for tomorrow

[hushed jetty]

is it a cigarette?

[hushed tulip]

Real

[blissful mauve]

A cigar

[hushed jetty]

damn

messed up with the ette

[blissful mauve]

People call of both

it*

[hushed jetty]

oh wouldya look at that

gold 2 allies on alt acc

3 cheaters in a row!!!

[hushed tulip]

Pain

[blissful mauve]

Went against one that was showing radar to their team and I still won

Did a 1v4 against himwith 20hp

[unreal sluice]

Manga > anime sometimes

[polar storm]

Guys, what to do when you get banned for cheating, but you have never cheated? Can somebody help me?

What happened to me to receive a ban? Report accumulation, maybe?

[unreal sluice]

Proof of you cheating

[rustic ginkgo]

I got a xiter in my game How do I report?

[polar storm]

But I'm being honest rn. How is it possible without never ever cheated?

That's what I don't understand.

[rustic ginkgo]

?

[orchid swift]

Anyone allies?

[rich crow]

Manga and manhwa >>

[outer valley]

help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[orchid swift]

Yo strong wsp

[chrome patio]

Who do I text to give me the master/elite/legend role?

[chrome patio]

Who do I message

@rich crow Do I send u proof?

[halcyon jungle]

anyone comp

how much golds do u think the new knife will go for?

[chrome patio]

A couple

[outer valley]

u talk with the bot

on the red circle

[halcyon jungle]

bro can anyone send me 20 golds ofc if u can i lost 100 golda to sharp case

i will give it back

soon as i get the new pass

[chrome patio]

Do I press create ticket ?

[chrome patio]

It’s not giving me an option for roles 😭

Ugh this is so confusing

@paper tangle how to get role for master ?

I alrdy hit master

[sour star]

dm it

and just say u want the rank

[vapid gust]

anyone wanna play?

[paper tangle]

You just dm the @silk moth, should give you sort of options in order to get the rank, and also make sure its online.

[chrome patio]

I only get “faq” and “create ticket”

[paper tangle]

Create the ticket

[chrome patio]

In faq it’s only normal in game stuff

[vapid gust]

maybe 1000k

[chrome patio]

It said the ticket is offline

[paper tangle]

Just wait until its online

[lament stream]

it's because you need to pay.

[paper tangle]

then create one

[chrome patio]

Okay thank you

[paper tangle]

nice meed

[lament stream]

[chrome patio]

It’s active from 12 to 0 in GMT time

What time would that be in usa??

[halcyon jungle]

thanks

[rich crow]

yo

u down for a tournament

?

[paper tangle]

5pm to 12 am

[rich crow]

For 2k+ gold

[chrome patio]

It’s 5 pm for me and it says they are offline

[chrome patio]

Ok

[paper tangle]

Then just wait for a while

[chrome patio]

Hmm alright

Hope it eorks

I rly need a light blue username 🥵

[rich crow]

ok DM me

[paper tangle]

If it doesn't then contact the moderator named {ax}

[chrome patio]

Thank you ❤️

[paper tangle]

No problem

[sour star]

and never talk again

😭

[chrome patio]

I mean still better than just a plain usernsme 😭

[umbral mulch]

Hello

[north zodiac]

what can I do about a hacker?

[paper tangle]

you can report him here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[north zodiac]

thx

[onyx solar]

..

[brittle knoll]

🐓
🛹

[lament stream]

maaaaaaaannnnnnn.

:/

[sage geyser]

Comp anyone?

[brittle knoll]

Maaan MAAAN ::::[ ]

[paper tangle]

@neat stump you're a rubber ducky

[brittle knoll]

Man :/

[lament stream]

i'm bored.

[brittle knoll]

Hi bored

[lament stream]

maaaaaannnnn.

:/

[brittle knoll]

\:

[lament stream]

:/

[brittle knoll]

. .

[lament stream]

●_●

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[rich crow]

hi

[brittle knoll]

Bye

[rich crow]

i just finished an 11 minute kusoikore track

took me 3 days

[brittle knoll]

And... Have fun

[lament stream]

what.

[rich crow]

yea

[brittle knoll]

Music composers trying to hit the 10 min mark for optimal ad now

Like on yt

[rich crow]

no

average song length is 1-3 minutes

if edm then 2-4 minutes

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

If core music then 10

[lament stream]

if dnb, 5 minutes of the same thing.

[brittle knoll]

🐓

Not same, many complex and different chops and cuts

☝️🐔

[rich crow]

the 11 minute kuso track was made in 10 different projects since flm starts to break down after u insert 10+ full song samples and gets very laggy so i had to resort to that, and it also made it much easier because i have a tendency to copy paste after 1 minute in a project

[lament stream]

sampling full songs? idk man, sounds like stealing to me.

[rich crow]

the first half is kinda tame compared to 6 minute+

i just started spamming kick and break everywhere

[rich crow]

i mean when you import a song sample flm imports it as the full sample and even if you chop or delete the part you dont need flm will still load the entire thing

despite not needing to

[lament stream]

bad app design.

[rich crow]

but i guess it could lead to other problems

[rich crow]

well, im pretty sure the devs did not expect people to be making tracks at 600+bpm and using way too many samples on mobile

😹

still curious as to why they even allow 999bpm

[lament stream]

because uhhhh...

[rich crow]

meanwhile the desktop fl has it capped at like 524

[rich crow]

yea, i know person who makes 20-30 minute long reizokore/mashcore tracks and it takes them like a couple months sometimes, impressive stuff

[brittle knoll]

🦕

I am so cold

And you are so cold

🐔🪄

[rich crow]

i am so hot

[brittle knoll]

🐔

No you are so cold 🐔🪄

[rich crow]

bruh why are people sending videos on outcast channel😭

like

hacker video

[brittle knoll]

What even is that channel for

[lament stream]

for a contest.

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[rich crow]

#📣│announcements message

[lament stream]

they don't know how to report a cheater.

[brittle knoll]

Man niceee pooping

I think

🐇

[rich crow]

big meowww

[lament stream]

maaaannnnnnnnnnnn.

[brittle knoll]

You flipping pigs!

🐤

[lament stream]

adren didn't come to pick me up for our date.

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[rich crow]

rip

[rich crow]

no, i flip cats

[lament stream]

📸 🤨

you what?

[rich crow]

what

flip

do u not know what flipping something is

or flipping

[brittle knoll]

🤨

You flipping pig

[lament stream]

you ever just be sleepy and music hits just right?

[rich crow]

yea. i love noise

[lament stream]

[rich crow]

i wish i could fall asleep to music but im afraid that may not be very good for my ears and its very uncomfortable to try to sleep with headphones

☠️

[orchid swift]

Helo gais

[brittle knoll]

Yk what the best solution to bad sleep schedule is?

🦕

[orchid swift]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

Tell me pls

🐇

[orchid swift]

Dm me

[brittle knoll]

Say it here

[orchid swift]

Dm If u want If not thats it

[lament stream]

just stay awake all night and the next day after it, sleep early and boom, sleep schedule fixed.

(that's how i do it at least).

[orchid swift]

Thats not how it works

I have a better one

[tough meadow]

meditation

[brittle knoll]

Bro is tryina get sus

[orchid swift]

Same

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[lament stream]

is this real?

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

[orchid swift]

Im a child bro how am i trying to get sus

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

🐓 📝

[rich crow]

stub your toe on table then from the pain you lift your leg and your leg hits the table aswell then you slip backwards and smash the back of your head on the floor, instant knockout

[orchid swift]

Sure

[orchid swift]

Real.

[brittle knoll]

I was gonna say just not waking up - no more need to sleep

🐓 🐓

[orchid swift]

Add me blade

[rich crow]

jump out the house?

[brittle knoll]

When u about to wak e up just say nah no thanks ez

Wake up

🦉

°•° (translation for iphone users)

[outer valley]

[blissful mauve]

Guys

Time to sleep

[verbal imp]

@lament stream soon at 1k

[lament stream]

eh?!?!?

whatwhatwhatwhatwhat.

[verbal imp]

Will be doing pulls soon

[lament stream]

oooooh.

that's nice.

[verbal imp]

Maybe a day or 2

(Depeneds if they keep giving me gold)

[lament stream]

just farm it.

[verbal imp]

I could

But im lazy

[lament stream]

relatable.

[verbal imp]

Maybe when I stream again

[lament stream]

btw did you see?

haunts dropped to 1.6k.

[verbal imp]

Real

Not mad about it

Would be weird if it kept it value for that long

It's has to drop at some point

[lament stream]

why are the dragon glass gloves not dropping tho...

[verbal imp]

New gloves

And everyone wants it to fit their knives

Dw tho it will drop

Just give it time

[lament stream]

honestly i'm not buying it, i just want it to drop out of spite.

[left zephyr]

yo yo what is yalls levels on bp

[verbal imp]

Not very high

[left zephyr]

im at level 21 without buying levels

[lament stream]

like, 15.

dropped the bp because i didn't buy it + i'm not willing to grind it.

[left zephyr]

benzema

[verbal imp]

Not bothered to complete the battle pass

[lament stream]

same!

[rare solstice]

Too lazy to do the bp tbh

[left zephyr]

i aint missing a single day i bought gold pass

[verbal imp]

Nice

[left zephyr]

how much the sting knife gonna go for when the outcast collection comes out

[lament stream]

right away, ig like 1.8k.

after a couple of weeks, 1k.

[civic glen]

Agree

I think this bp was a waste of money tbh

The sting knife is dont really see it coming over 3k in the future

Most 2k gold

[left zephyr]

did the update come out on march 14th or 15th?

[reef scarab]

I have vid recording of hackers, where to send them.

[vapid gust]

yea i wait till battle pass drops on market then by what i want

[reef scarab]

Someone help

[vapid gust]

just cheaper

[left zephyr]

bro photos my man

[reef scarab]

@paper tangle

Help

[reef scarab]

.

[paper tangle]

you can report him here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[left zephyr]

i'd expect the outcast collection to come out on may 18th

[lament stream]

real?

[vapid gust]

of what may?

[left zephyr]

nah its the expectation

[left zephyr]

the month

[vapid gust]

yea

[silent perch]

Gowod Moworning -🐱
Good Night. -🗿

[paper tangle]

i love donuts

[paper tangle]

real

[lament stream]

realest.

[lament stream]

same...

[paper tangle]

real?

[rich crow]

Helloo

Is there a ranked entry?

[paper tangle]

like a role?

[lament stream]

extremely real.

[paper tangle]

so real

[lament stream]

aaaazaaaaaaa...

azaaaa!!!!

[sudden plover]

Hey guys

[paper tangle]

sorry I was watching wholesome anime

[verbal imp]

What u bingin

[paper tangle]

'Tis time for "torture" princess

absolute banger

[verbal imp]

Odd name

Lemme mal rq

[lament stream]

what is it about¿

[verbal imp]

Ah I know this

[paper tangle]

torturing the princess with food or anything fun related

[verbal imp]

Wanted to have a read but then I saw how many chapters it has

[paper tangle]

how much

[verbal imp]

It's like 200 or something

[paper tangle]

oh

not much

[lament stream]

not that long.

imo the longer the better.

[verbal imp]

But I already reading manhwas/mangas that are 100+ chapters long

And I dont wanna add another one

Well I don't feel like

[verbal imp]

Yes but again

[paper tangle]

bro

[tough meadow]

only if it's good. Some degrade heavily over time

[paper tangle]

200 chapters aint much

[lament stream]

true.

[paper tangle]

bro ngl

shield hero fell off

[lament stream]

yeah but he's reading several at the same time.

[verbal imp]

It feels like a task

[paper tangle]

that aint much for me personally

[lament stream]

agreed (never watched it).

[verbal imp]

I still have to catch up to danadan

[paper tangle]

real

[lament stream]

dandadan is goated.

[lament stream]

did you watch it?

[paper tangle]

yes

even read it

[lament stream]

damn.

[paper tangle]

tbh its better when reading it

the anime sucks

[verbal imp]

Season 4 came out?

[paper tangle]

the CG sucks

[paper tangle]

not yet

but it sucks

[verbal imp]

Oh boy

Omniscient reader viewpoint

150

[lament stream]

i forgot to read it.

😭

[verbal imp]

As usual

[lament stream]

might as well give it a read rn.

since i refuse to play so2 until i get a knife.

[paper tangle]

it really be like that

[lament stream]

could bid for a scorpion but it's too small.

i like them bigger.

[lament stream]

wait do i read it right to left or left to right?

[verbal imp]

No u scroll

What site are u on

[lament stream]

uhhh...

let me check.

[outer valley]

a

[lament stream]

"Webtoons".

[paper tangle]

you scroll

[outer valley]

my pc says im without internet but i can send sms

[paper tangle]

if its japanese manga you read right to left

[lament stream]

it's a korean comic.

[verbal imp]

Please tell me it isnt the app

[lament stream]

it is the website.

[verbal imp]

The app is garbage

[paper tangle]

you just scroll

thats it

[verbal imp]

Good

[lament stream]

damn.

[paper tangle]

whats the difference between the 2

[verbal imp]

You have to pay "coins" to read the next chapter

Whatever it's new or old

U need to play coins to read on

And to collect this coin u need to login daily

[lament stream]

or pay?

[verbal imp]

Yes

[paper tangle]

cringe

[lament stream]

real.

[verbal imp]

Exactly

Haven't touched the app in months

[chrome patio]

It’s still not working.. the request ticket

[paper tangle]

its not even online yet

[lament stream]

you need to pay bro.

[chrome patio]

I was told it’s at 5 pm - 12 pm

[paper tangle]

it'll be up soon

(im really tired)

[lament stream]

blue light is bad for your eyes, lie the phone down and take a nap.

[paper tangle]

I'm using my PC

[chrome patio]

Ughhhhh

[lament stream]

blue light is bad for your eyes, lie the pc down and take a nap.

[paper tangle]

bro

how do I lie down my PC

[lament stream]

that is your personal problem.

[chrome patio]

When is the bot online

Comms officer

@silk moth

[paper tangle]

tiy

[lament stream]

aza.

[paper tangle]

i meant to say you

i forgot to look at my keyboard

[lament stream]

real.

wait.

you look at your keyboard while typing?

🤨

[chrome patio]

Yes

[white gull]

alguém para jogar

[gentle token]

Hey

[white gull]

someone to play

[gentle token]

In which server ?

[white gull]

I don't know

I am Brazilian

[gentle token]

If singapore i can

[white gull]

OK

[gentle token]

Dm

[paper tangle]

somtimes

most of the time i just type without looking

[lament stream]

nice somtiming.

[paper tangle]

just something i learned during class and the years of owning a Laptop

[lament stream]

getting used to type without looking is nice.

[gentle token]

Ig everyone who is active can type without looking at the key

[lament stream]

real.

[paper tangle]

its just something you learn over time

ive been changing keyboards so I just get used to the size and where they keys are.

[lament stream]

seeing you write in russian is such a cursed sight to see.

[paper tangle]

I used a translator

[lament stream]

i know, but it's still funny.

[paper tangle]

I always put "I'm using a translator" so that they know

Dantist aint here so I gotta do it somehow

[lament stream]

how many russian mods are there compared to english ones?

like, what's the ratio?

[paper tangle]

uhh

from what I know there's like

7 of them

[lament stream]

seven for roughly 200k members is crazy.

[paper tangle]

well remember that not all 200k members are online to chat

[cobalt patrol]

Who tryna run defuse on vc

[gentle token]

Lesgo ?

[lament stream]

true...

still funny.

[paper tangle]

real

[lament stream]

realest.

[gentle token]

That's how it works my server got like 160k members almost still 10 mods are handling lol

Only the thing matter is there should be someone from staff online for like 24/7

[lament stream]

man.

[verbal imp]

Yeah no

I'd never

[paper tangle]

me doing it for like at least 12 hours

[verbal imp]

Don't go another 12

[paper tangle]

(i miss alot of stuff because I be gaming)

[lament stream]

where did you find this comic? it's hilarious.

[paper tangle]

I just went to the Shadow realm for a few seconds

worst thing ive ever seen

[verbal imp]

Actually I dont remember

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

typing a russian character and being vanished will never not be funny ngl.

[paper tangle]

I just changed my roles

[lament stream]

it's pretty fun so far, i'm in chapter 7.

[bright dragon]

Nice Game 3 games with cheaters

And -60

[lament stream]

skill issue.

just beat 'em.

[paper tangle]

quite average So2 game ngl

[verbal imp]

Just wait till u hit 101

[chrome patio]

Yeah the bot just doesn’t wanna work

[lament stream]

dayum.

[paper tangle]

Then contact the Moderator named {ax} once he comes online

[lament stream]

the bot doesn't work overtime.

[verbal imp]

It's shocking how many ppl are getting hacked on daily

[chrome patio]

@quaint seal him? xD

[paper tangle]

sadly a lot of people don't report it

[paper tangle]

thats a random

[verbal imp]

Cuz they don't know how to

[lament stream]

no, @silk kraken <-- him.

[paper tangle]

I was gonna say that

[chrome patio]

@silk kraken

Ohhh

[paper tangle]

can't wait for the old man to get mad at me again