💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

Chiar merita

?

[swift shard]

da

are demand mai mare btf

[rich crow]

Ca period am bagatelle 1000G si vad ca acumen steam scad

No bro

Sell them for

Cases

Maybe u get

Dragon glass

Glove

Nah I'm not that lucky

[swift shard]

for the hobby

[main rock]

💀 gamble it all

[rich crow]

For the hobby

[fluid palm]

Don’t quit before big win

[swift shard]

fine

wbu

[fluid palm]

Take notes from ohnepixel 🙏🙏

[swift shard]

99% quit before winning big 🔥

do u like bread?

[rich crow]

If you guys ever feel sad

[swift shard]

white or black

[rich crow]

Take all ur life savings and go to the nearest casino and gamble it all i bet tripling the ammount u had will definitely lighten the mood

[fluid palm]

Or just straight up buy 🌿

[rich crow]

When i read this i thought

Chess

[swift shard]

W

[rich crow]

🥹

[swift shard]

bread 🔥

[rich crow]

Chess💥

[swift shard]

u should watch bread lore

very sad

[fluid palm]

Anyone annoyed when you hit some1 in so2 and then that Hitmark noise hits you

[rich crow]

Who wanna

Play chess

For 1k gold

Jokes aside, should I?

[cobalt oyster]

[burnt moth]

Code standoff

[little nacelle]

Does anyone knows how to make stattrack weapons

[rich crow]

U buy it

[little nacelle]

Can you craft it

[rich crow]

No

[little nacelle]

Sure?

[rich crow]

U cant

[little nacelle]

What if i buy 10 m4a1 stainless and i craft what do i get for it

[rich crow]

Idk, its a random thing, You don't get a stt skin from 10 not stt skins

[little nacelle]

Alright thx

[rich crow]

U need 10 stt skins to get a better stt skin

[little nacelle]

Are chameleons boxes the best

[rich crow]

Like u have 10 stt rare skins, u craft them, and u get a epic stt skin random

[little nacelle]

Alright

[cedar kernel]

Best skins in my opp

[little nacelle]

Why do i always pack grey weapons

Max light blue

[cedar kernel]

Same lol

[little nacelle]

Never epic or above

[cedar kernel]

Luck inni

[rich crow]

I got glock flock on my first box

[cedar kernel]

Max I've had is dark blue

[rich crow]

Same

[hexed igloo]

You can technically craft a stattrack, but you need a stattrack within the craft

[rich crow]

After I got that rare I only got commons

XP

[little nacelle]

I packed one time a legendary desert eagle and i sold it for 15 and i bought M4 legendary

[rich crow]

gg

wass up top gs

[rich crow]

I never packed a legendary in my lufe

Life

The best thing I ever got was a awm scratch

[little nacelle]

I packed it 5 moths ago, and never again

[hexed igloo]

crafting is not really worth it

in general

[rich crow]

True

[hexed igloo]

it was until they made a decision to make Skins that has been removed from the Shop not craftable anymore

[long thunder]

Can someone boost me?

[rich crow]

Cuz if you buy 10 rares at a price of .3 you will get a epic of 2G worth so you just lose 1G

Do yall think if I buy butterfly and keep it, will it raise

?

can u suggest me craft for an epic m4 skin?

pls

🙏

[mint ridge]

uhhhhh.

[rich crow]

There are but I suggest you just buy

Crafting will make you lose Gold

[mint ridge]

he means stickers and gun.

not trading up

[rich crow]

nah

[rich crow]

ok bro

[mint ridge]

yeah then that guy is correct.

[wraith topaz]

Anybody compe?

Gold3+phonex

[rich crow]

good

Is it worth buying a butterfly?

currently in so2 lobby

[mint ridge]

@wraith topaz what rank are you?

[wraith topaz]

In lobby we are gold 3 and phonex

[mint ridge]

ID?

[wraith topaz]

200866868

[rich crow]

?

[wraith topaz]

20731582

20731582 this

Thanks

[mint ridge]

game crashed @wraith topaz

invite again

[rich crow]

anyone up for casual defuse

?

please : )

[plucky chasm]

will standoff be on steam sometime?

or no

[hexed igloo]

truly the state of this game

[rich crow]

hello

anyone

my game is working

[regal gyro]

Someone comp in gold?

[rich crow]

casual defuse with voice chat ?

[regal gyro]

Tf no

[agile sparrow]

Is there anyone authorized to deal with it?

[copper spruce]

@adren inv me

@mint ridge Inv me

[rich crow]

k bro ; )

[keen ingot]

No, only in xbox 360 and ps2

[rich crow]

pls someone 😭

[little nacelle]

Does anyone knows how to sell boxes like furious

[limber nacelle]

Hey guys.

I have a question.

[rich crow]

casual defuse match?

[little nacelle]

I see on the market that they are boxes

[limber nacelle]

Can I sell the Outcast collection skins when the season ends?

[little nacelle]

How to sell furious boxes on the market

How to sell furious boxes on the market

[rich crow]

You cant

Only sharp boxes atm

[little nacelle]

How to get sharpboxes

[rich crow]

You buy them or you can win them

what?

[little nacelle]

You sure

[rich crow]

casual defuse match bro unranked

[little nacelle]

Alright thx

[rich crow]

Only cases can be sold nor boxes

[limber nacelle]

Guys, can I sell Outcast collection skins when the season ends?

[rich crow]

Yes

[hexed igloo]

its just until the Battlepass ends

[limber nacelle]

To be honest, I was totally expecting no.

[rich crow]

send friend request

When the season ends all outcast items will be on sale

[limber nacelle]

Mac-10 Corrode, Pattern 512.

[rich crow]

Season ends in approx. 45 days

[tidal wedge]

Ok so when dragon glass gloves price drop

[rich crow]

I have m60 fatal and val

[hexed igloo]

• a week or 2 cause of the iOS delays

[rich crow]

MEANS?

[rich crow]

Yeah

how do i uptade my rand?

rank

on discord

Go on the channel section and scroll up and it should appear channels and rolse

Roles

Tap there

ohh

thank you

[limber nacelle]

Damn, I lost my M60 Grunge yesterday.

[rich crow]

I Think its a new era for me

first seson I reched gold

[mint ridge]

@copper spruce mid game

[rich crow]

Dw I sold a P90 ghoul with a stickers and it was worth 60 Gold and I accidentally sold it for 6 G.

Could've been worse

[limber nacelle]

Nah, my M60-Grunge I had was sold for 0.03 due to me taking the risk of it going to my main.

[rich crow]

I have akr carbon ST 900kills Full subject x stikers

[limber nacelle]

How stupid my action was.

[limber nacelle]

AKR-Carbon used to be 0.64 back then right?

Now it's 25.

[rich crow]

I have it st

[hexed igloo]

was 1g

[rich crow]

its almost 300

[rich crow]

You Could've sold it for its price and on the main you would've bought a pattern gun and then with the gold from an alt you just buy your pattern

[limber nacelle]

Also, how much is the real price of M4A1-Stainless with the Alert epic sticker?

[limber nacelle]

My main only have 1+ G's.

[rich crow]

idk like 1g

[copper spruce]

@mint ridge Make VC when you can bro

[mint ridge]

@copper spruce

[gentle token]

Once i sold my flip knife for 111 instead of 1111

[mint ridge]

@copper spruce

[rich crow]

thats like 15g bro

[rich crow]

I feel your pain just some mins ago I was about to sell gloves for 9.49 good thing I saw cuz if I wouldn't I was gonna cry so bad

[round lichen]

#📸│photos message how much do i sell this for any help

Ik im being annoying but id like some help

Sticker is 350-400g

450G

[rich crow]

Idk how to price guns with stickers

I would've helped you

But I have no idea

[round lichen]

Yea idk

Maybe

30% of sticker price

[rich crow]

Yeah

But still tho

I do t think it is worth a lot

[round lichen]

Yea same

[rich crow]

Because I once bought an ak carbon with 4 stickers each cost 40 G and I bought the gun for 35G

[gentle token]

I didn't cried that time lol but it hurts xD

[round lichen]

I got it from ordering the gun so yea

[round lichen]

Damn GG

[gentle token]

You can sell it in like +40-50 of the price but people not uses that gun a lot so

[rich crow]

Same bro, and it wasn't my first time but I sometimes get lucky like I think 3 days ago I bought a legendary p90 I order one and I got one for 0.03 so at some point I forget about it

[round lichen]

oh wow

[gentle token]

@rich crow i got the akr with arcane sticker worth 2k+ for 300 look at #📸│photos will post

[round lichen]

I got that M40 for 9.20G

😭😭😭

Stonks

[rich crow]

Well at some point you can try selling it at 20 G

[rich crow]

Nice

[gentle token]

Check #📸│photos

[round lichen]

Good price

Now buy 3 same sticker and make it a 4× craft

Hahahahahha

[gentle token]

Nah lol i sold it got 160g profit xD

[round lichen]

Oh wow

How long do you waut to sell

Wait

[gentle token]

1 or 2 days

[round lichen]

WHAT

Wow

[rich crow]

I also had one time I made profit by 15G. I order a legendary mac and I got one but with pattern 999. And I sold it for 40G 🙂

[gentle token]

I posted it for 589 and leave

[round lichen]

So lucky

[gentle token]

Once i got Scorpion for 0.03

[round lichen]

I wish more had the time to make videos abt skins

[rich crow]

Damn

[round lichen]

I rly enjoy watching ppl trade make cool crafts and all that

[rich crow]

I just watched case opening

Cuz I'm too poor to do that my self

[round lichen]

XD

Thay boost my ego thinking ill get something good from my box

[rich crow]

Yeah

I get mad when I open boxes

[round lichen]

Hahahahhqh

True

[unreal sluice]

Yo

[round lichen]

RichyOP thanks for the help i made it 39.94 i hope it sells some day

[unreal sluice]

Oki

[mighty helm]

Someone allies?

[broken topaz]

Can you report someone besides cheating like boosting

Because all i can report is just cheating

He's boosting his teammate without consequences of his teammate getting banned too

[mint ridge]

the matches get cancelled

[broken topaz]

It doesn't for me

Somehow phonix got matched with unranked and pre fires everyone accurately

[mint ridge]

if he gets banned, they do

@unreal sluice tag me when you finish the match

[mossy axle]

Pls promocode

[green dove]

hi

[unreal sluice]

I’m done

[mint ridge]

yeah, did a allies match thinking I would be done before you

3-3 rn

[humble tiger]

i don't think u can report anyone for boosting, is it even a bannable offense?

[finite sparrow]

guys promo code pls

[bronze grove]

Z7SO2S7

[bronze grove]

Yes, you can.

[copper spruce]

@mint ridge

[rich crow]

Guys I just got an akr sport for 0.03

[bold salmon]

XDDDD

Sheety game

Fix this retarrrred thing

[rich crow]

congrats

[jolly belfry]

hello guys

some1 1v1 for fun?

[languid ivy]

sure id?

[jolly belfry]

207497742

[ornate bobcat]

how do u redeem promo codes in ios?

[opaque iris]

Is there any way to download standoff 2 maps?

[opaque iris]

On the game?

[sour star]

i just got my master role and just created another ticket for elite

xD

[grim drum]

@sour star can you help me rank up fr

[sour star]

my ipad trippin

[jolly belfry]

@languid ivy gg

[languid ivy]

@jolly belfrywp my game is bugged so i must quit

[sour star]

and im always 5dtsck

stack

[opaque iris]

?.

[sour star]

nope

[opaque iris]

awh

[grim drum]

Who can help me get to ranger or master in allies

Am gold 2 rn

Lmao

[lost kite]

Ye

[ornate bobcat]

yes

[grim drum]

To what

Btw radar is a cheat

❤️

[frosty steppe]

Guys, can you get StatTrack skin version from a box or battle pass?

[willow nimbus]

Yes

[frosty steppe]

Seems I’m just unlucky.

[verbal imp]

No u can't get a stat track skin from a box
You can get a stat track skin from the battle pass IF you bought the battle pass

[frosty steppe]

God damn it…

[unreal sluice]

@mint ridge U played rlly well

[frosty steppe]

F2P are treated badly.

[unreal sluice]

Komi san

[proper gyro]

uh no? you can get st on free pass

unless

im tripping

[frosty steppe]

Hello. ❤️

[unreal sluice]

Haii

[proper gyro]

(never got anything good other than blue)

[frosty steppe]

I never got StatTrack from a box, nor free battle pass.

[verbal imp]

Either you're right and I'm really unlucky or you're lyin

[proper gyro]

st doesn't drop in boxes period

idk bout st on bp

maybe it is or isn't

idk

lemme rethink when i think i got an st on a bp

[frosty steppe]

I got StatTrack only after I bought a battle pass.

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp ah i think i got an st usp Griffith on fireborn

or the glock lion king

[frosty steppe]

Hope that I will be blessed with StatTrack VAL, after I’ll buy the premium BP.

[proper gyro]

either one

[verbal imp]

Did u paid for that one?

[proper gyro]

no

but i got alot more when butter bought it

[frosty steppe]

I have a strange urge to sell all my stickers and buy a butterfly knife.

[sour star]

no gamba?

[frosty steppe]

Huh?

[proper gyro]

gonna do a gamba video after exam

[sour star]

no gambling?

[frosty steppe]

Hell no.

[frosty steppe]

Chances are really low.

[frosty steppe]

Plus, I’m not a gambler.

[proper gyro]

i did like 2 case openings

and i got reds on those opening

[sour star]

[frosty steppe]

I opened some cases from battle passes and got nothing.

[proper gyro]

yt buff ong ong

[frosty steppe]

Except StatTrack M4 for 10 G.

[sour star]

[sour star]

lol

[frosty steppe]

Should’ve saved those cases and sell them for 100 G.

[proper gyro]

@sour star 40 chameleon boxes + 10 cases

so 50 total

hopefully

[sour star]

damn

[proper gyro]

dragon glass!1!1!1!1

(real)

(live)

[sour star]

🙏🙏🗣️🗣️

[proper gyro]

(on camera)

[frosty steppe]

I’m going to save and invest all my silver for the next deleted collection.

4 G for a box. That’s crazy.

Damn, this chat is chill, compared to Russian.

[shy swift]

Hello guys

[unreal sluice]

Ofc it is lol

[proper gyro]

dead you mean

[unreal sluice]

True

[frosty steppe]

Nah, last time I was here, it was terrible.

[sterile escarp]

Guys

I'm selling a knife anyone interested in buying its a fang relic but it's really clean

The play side is a full blue gem

And the other side has a few cracks but still no brown or red what ever u call it

[finite ore]

Can u show in #📸│photos ?

[frosty steppe]

I don’t trust you.

[rich crow]

It’s probably gonna way up in the next few seasons

[sterile escarp]

Sure

[vagrant ivy]

Wtf is sgp

Master Server, server on connect

[brittle knoll]

Pig

[brazen arch]

any devs here cuz a hacker is in my game and its not letting me win

[teal dome]

you can report cheaters here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[lament stream]

where can i report a cheater?

't was joke.

thanks tho.

quite helpful.

[rich crow]

help me

how can i be rank up

[lament stream]

just get good and don't soloq.

play with friends.

[vagrant ivy]

Don't you dare insult Saul Goodman

Walt's gonna chemically dissolve you.

[sage geyser]

looking for team to comp with

[whole bronze]

Ineed player to play dm me @everyone

[untold crane]

someone have promo code please

[mortal mauve]

Go rek

[hybrid zealot]

Please, someone give me a promo code

[cosmic garden]

Yo

[whole bronze]

Who want to play comp?

[pure ingot]

Rank?

@me when you respond

And dm

[cosmic garden]

onetwothreefourfivethreefive

[brittle knoll]

Poop

[brittle knoll]

Poop

[cosmic garden]

O

O

:O:

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

Poop

[brittle knoll]

Nice pooping

Breathe in

🐽

[ocean pewter]

🐽

[brittle knoll]

maaaaan... MAAAN ❗ :::/ /❗

When u breathe in, very accurate representation through animal emoji head twemoji discord emoji:

🐨

[ocean pewter]

🦧

[brittle knoll]

When u breathe out, very very accurate representation, of exaggerated breathing out through animal head emoji twemoji but not ios emoji:

🐰

But there's also a better version that isn't as exaggerated and suggests a more positive approach in terms of ironicizing facial gesture:

🐵

[ocean pewter]

🙊

[brittle knoll]

This emoji represents extreme utter shock about today's world problems in an ironic way, because history repeats itself, nothing ever changes, humanity evolves way too slow

We should all revert back to individual viruses or bacteria, co-operation even as a whole organism or between multiple organism will clearly lead to destruction of the world

That way we can also evolve faster on our own

And fulfill our individual goals of competitiveness based on pure skill

[ocean pewter]

Reverse evolution you mean

[brittle knoll]

It's not evolution, as whole organisms every bacteria or virus we have is limited to what the dna dictates, keep it's integrity for much longer than if it was to adapt to an environment, currently it's just keeping an adaptation around the cells each is living in

I have absolutely no idea what I'm saying btw 🦕

At this point I am on auto pilot

🐔

[ocean pewter]

🦷

[brittle knoll]

Life is inherently ordinary

There's only 1% chance someone else will be here knowing where this quote is from

And even that 1% may be one of their last kind to ever exist again, because there won't be any more significant instances where this quote will occur, in a memorable way and in a valid source other than after combining these two emojis, following this month, and if they know why, they know

Now rewrite this phrase but stop after the first comma, then remove it too, to create an awkward moment in this chat

[ocean pewter]

🥥🐡🐠

[red compass]

Someone have a Scrim finder server ?

[ocean pewter]

Lickk it lick it

[brittle knoll]

(u already know what the effect will be as I already state it, so u don't need to do it)

[ocean pewter]

🐔

🦷

[brittle knoll]

Life is inherently ordinary

[ocean pewter]

Not if ur rich

[sterile escarp]

Guys any one interested in buying a knife??

[ocean pewter]

💵🐡

[brittle knoll]

Normie normie normie

It's just a quote

U just dont understand

You need to fuse your two brains together like Albert Einstein and an iq of over 2000 in problem solving and puzzles to even grasp a little bit of the humor in it

[ocean pewter]

My brain hurts

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[ocean pewter]

🧠

[brittle knoll]

Well my brain melted

I definitely have at least parkinsons now, I get tremors, dementia is next, too much omega 6 even in meats, I'm done for

🦕 _ _

Big companies and vegans won

[ocean pewter]

Diet ruined ur life

[brittle knoll]

(through filthying even meat and eggs and butter with their grains and increasing omega 6)

I may be exaggerating because I love not being serious, but maybe my subconscious is talking, already fully understanding the obvious, while my conscious is denying facts

Because denial is a good way to escape reality is it

[cosmic garden]

Yo

[tropic vault]

Chat alive?

[verbal imp]

Gimme m9 frozen for 5800

Then I will

[sterile escarp]

I have a fang relic

[verbal imp]

Okay im not interested

[tropic vault]

i need gold 🥲

[brittle knoll]

I need mold 🦤

[ocean pewter]

Yo mama llama

Yo mama so mold

🦙

[tropic vault]

🫵

[stark mulch]

who wants 5v5

Bo3 btw

friendly

[tropic vault]

I need👉

[languid ivy]

1/10

[tropic vault]

[steel nebula]

Bro wtf is happening

On this gane

I played vs hacker, i Lost ofc and they take me over 80mmr

[brazen portal]

welcome to so2

[steel nebula]

🤦🏼

This guys bro

[tropic vault]

[languid ivy]

u can report him

[vast coyote]

Ahahaha

[simple quail]

Someone compe ?

[primal rain]

What

Nice spread of missinformation

[unreal sluice]

@sour star I actually put effort into the video today

[cosmic garden]

H UA

[rich crow]

Hello

[cosmic garden]

elo

[rich crow]

What up

[cosmic garden]

Sup

[rich crow]

Sorry for bad english

[cosmic garden]

r u kebab?

[rich crow]

You mean arabic

[cosmic garden]

No

kebab

[rich crow]

No i am sarmale

[unreal sluice]

Don’t be surprised lol

[cosmic garden]

idc your name is Battal rn okey?

[sour star]

u putting effort into vids? thats insane

[rich crow]

@cosmic garden my name is narcis

But everybody call me sando

[unreal sluice]

It wasn’t like an extreme amount of effort cuz I did like 1.5 hours of homework and 1 hour of editing

[cosmic garden]

No

Your name is battal

[sterile escarp]

Can anyone buy my knife for 1200

[rich crow]

What knife

[cosmic garden]

no

icant

[rich crow]

@cosmic garden is what is the mean for battal

[cosmic garden]

kebab name

[sterile escarp]

Fang relic pattern 109

[rich crow]

I only have 1173

[sterile escarp]

It's really clean the play side is blue gem and the other side is cracked

[cosmic garden]

it mean is hero

name

[rich crow]

Ooo

[sterile escarp]

Can u sell a skin to get too 1200??

[cosmic garden]

brave hero, great strong

[rich crow]

Im from romania sorry for bad english

[cosmic garden]

its not english 😭

[rich crow]

@sterile escarp no dude I keep the gold for butterfly fly starfall

And no one want to help me with 200g

[sterile escarp]

I had butterfly black widow

But it was broing

Boring*

[rich crow]

@cosmic garden what IT is

[cosmic garden]

No

[sterile escarp]

I got bored qyickly

[cosmic garden]

Turkish name

[sterile escarp]

UR turkish

?

[ocean pewter]

Yo mama so mold

I am so cold

🦕

[rich crow]

@cosmic garden aa

[cosmic garden]

kebab

[rich crow]

Kebab

În România we have mici

In*

[sterile escarp]

In Iraq we have kabab

[rich crow]

În România we have cabbage stuffed with meat

Guys can u help me with

150g sorry for beging

But I want to buy butterfly starfall

Mac arid pattern 479 Who want s to help me

Anyone please

[mystic nebula]

i need a friend for playing alies now

[rich crow]

I'm looking for a clan

Active one

Eng or Romania

[languid ivy]

#🛡│clans

[rich crow]

None of them answer

[main hatch]

hello, I am looking for a team for a bo3 scrim, a high level team preferably

[rich crow]

Aveam tigani frt

Ce țigani

Avem ciori

:))

[lament stream]

So2.

[unreal sluice]

It’s uploading onto YT rn

[turbid sorrel]

hey

[karmic oasis]

Hello

@rich crow

[paper tangle]

So2.

[lament stream]

AZA!

wdyt of.

3 hours of waiting and traveling.

for a 6 mins exam?

[paper tangle]

it really be like that

[lament stream]

real.

[paper tangle]

very real

[lament stream]

what you doin'.

[paper tangle]

Drying myself

Took a shower

[lament stream]

pics or didn't happen.

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[lament stream]

yuh uh.

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

Ima look at the new agent for Val

[lament stream]

is it a male or female?

[paper tangle]

non binary

[lament stream]

would be hot if it was a female.

[paper tangle]

No

[lament stream]

yes.

[main hatch]

No.

[brittle knoll]

maaaaan

MAAAN

:/

[lament stream]

maaaaaaan.

://////

[brittle knoll]

::::::///

[lament stream]

so real.

[brittle knoll]

Man

\:

[lament stream]

male.

😐

[brittle knoll]

://🦕
:/:llama:/
://

[lament stream]

nice pig.

[brittle knoll]

Sentient and highly intelligent multi-cellular whole organism identified by the possession of the xy genome

🐔

[lament stream]

the shoonger.

[brittle knoll]

Call me that again and my pig will vaporize your atoms

😠😡🐡

[rich crow]

shoonger

[brittle knoll]

You now have exploded in my imagination

🙂

You wished you never messed with me!

[lament stream]

the shrongler.

[rich crow]

💥 🪄

[lament stream]

maaaaaaannnnn.

::::://////

i've spent 50 bucks on the game and my inventory is still empty.

[rich crow]

Uh

[ocean pewter]

Nice pigging

[lament stream]

i hate the 20% tax.

[brisk zodiac]

Guys who want earn coins?

[brittle knoll]

Oh... I forgot being exploded is just another state of existence! Hence why you can still retaliate by spelling a spell to me, and... Now my neck hurts

🐅

[lament stream]

coins or gold?

[patent kettle]

I'm looking for a teammate to help us grow a lot!!! (They should have Rank silver 4+, I have G2, I want to go to pheonix ranger) I'm tired of carrying all the bots and playing with randoms, who wants to send me a message in pv

[brittle knoll]

MmaaaaaaN

[ocean pewter]

🐫 🪄

🐆

Fixed for you

[brittle knoll]

:/\:/

://

[brisk zodiac]

Python

[brittle knoll]

:/ eated \:

[brisk zodiac]

Coins

U want?

[rich crow]

[lament stream]

yes, tho i'll just play to get them.

and it's not like they're useful anyways.

[brisk zodiac]

No i have better

Idea

[lament stream]

.03g per average box.

[brisk zodiac]

I called alies farm

U want?

Trust me

[rich crow]

he called it

[lament stream]

sounds a whole lot like an exploit.

[patent kettle]

I'm looking for a teammate to help us grow a lot!!! (They should have Rank silver 4+, I have G2, I want to go to pheonix ranger) I'm tired of carrying all the bots and playing with randoms, who wants to send me a message in pv

[brisk zodiac]

Finally u want or no?

[lament stream]

#🛡│clans

[lament stream]

nuh uh.

[brisk zodiac]

Ok

[lament stream]

just need 5 more bucks for a knife.

that's illegal!

[brisk zodiac]

Someone alse?

[rich crow]

🤣🤣🤣

[brisk zodiac]

Yes they will ban u

[vagrant ivy]

Nothing's illegal until you're caught

XD

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[brisk zodiac]

Xd fr

[lament stream]

real.

[ocean pewter]

🦙

[lament stream]

😂😂😂

[brittle knoll]

Yo llama dama

[brisk zodiac]

No one wants farm coins?

[vagrant ivy]

[ocean pewter]

Dama dama mama

[vagrant ivy]

I do

[lament stream]

i'm pretty sure someone wants to.

see?

[ocean pewter]

My poooop hurts

[lament stream]

Sinister wants to!

[brisk zodiac]

Ok dm me

[brittle knoll]

Yo mama drama

🦙

[vagrant ivy]

No I'm not gonna DM you to farm coins thank you

I'm self sufficient

[brisk zodiac]

Here?

[lament stream]

real.

[vagrant ivy]

Yeah if that's not a problem

[brisk zodiac]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

My back hurts

🪄🐔

[vagrant ivy]

For how long?

[brisk zodiac]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/194754249

[rich crow]

🐅 🪄

[brittle knoll]

Your back hurts

[rich crow]

W link perms

[brittle knoll]

🐔🪄

[brisk zodiac]

Its my id add me

[ocean pewter]

Nice reverse magic

[lament stream]

everyone's allowed to send So2 profile links.

[vagrant ivy]

Which server you play on?

[ocean pewter]

🪄 🐔 🪄

[brisk zodiac]

Me turkey

[ocean pewter]

Try double magic

[brittle knoll]

Our back hurts

[vagrant ivy]

Sorry pal, Singapore server player here

[brisk zodiac]

I can play on singapore

[vagrant ivy]

What's your latency on Singapore?

[brisk zodiac]

Idk

[primal rain]

🦕

[brisk zodiac]

Samurai its that u?

[patent kettle]

I'm looking for a teammate to help us grow a lot!!! (They should have Rank silver 4+, I have G2, I want to go to pheonix ranger) I'm tired of carrying all the bots and playing with randoms, who wants to send me a message in pv

[lament stream]

I'm looking for a teammate to help us grow a lot!!! (They should have Rank silver 4+, I have G2, I want to go to pheonix ranger) I'm tired of carrying all the bots and playing with randoms, who wants to send me a message in pv.

[unreal sluice]

@mint ridge #🎥│so2-videos it’s the game we played today:3

[verbal imp]

Lowkey aiming for master :clueless:

[lament stream]

can you do it tho.

[verbal imp]

Maybe

I need someone to carry

Me

[lament stream]

i could carry you.

[mint ridge]

hello, you.

[rich crow]

carry me

😔

[lament stream]

nuh uh.

[brittle knoll]

Your nose hurts

🐔🪄🐷

[primal rain]

You mean

[verbal imp]

[primal rain]

🐲

Mountain noze

[brittle knoll]

You mean

🍏

[unreal sluice]

Hello Adren

[brittle knoll]

Choose a color

[lament stream]

adren.

[mint ridge]

saw the video, nice

[mint ridge]

claire.

[unreal sluice]

Thx

[primal rain]

@mint ridge 1v1 me

I dare you

[mint ridge]

lets go lil bro

[lament stream]

did you know.

[mint ridge]

know what?

[mint ridge]

wasn't expecting this, huh?

[primal rain]

Winner gets kebab

Fair enough

[mint ridge]

fair by me.

place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

@primal rain give ID

[primal rain]

What id

I don't play standoff acax

[mint ridge]

axaxax

1v1 in real life then.

[lament stream]

is this the goat?

[primal rain]

Place?

[mint ridge]

Köln, Germany.

[hushed jetty]

might possibly the goat

[mint ridge]

right at the cathedral.

[lament stream]

adren are you chinese.

[mint ridge]

yes, how did you know?

[primal rain]

I dont have enough to pay for tickets and I don't have connections in Turkish hoods on germany

:troll3d:

[lament stream]

it was revealed to me in a dream.

[mint ridge]

you forfeit, that means, you lose.

[mint ridge]

wow.

[primal rain]

Naw

At least I have 2 cheese sandwich while you dont

[lament stream]

at least he didn't lose a 1v1.

[hushed jetty]

how about 3 cheese sandwich?

[primal rain]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[lament stream]

4, take it or leave it.

[primal rain]

Nice telepathical connection

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[primal rain]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

._. ._. (staring at your ._.)

[primal rain]

._.

[primal rain]

Liar

He just stares on the left side of my screen

🦕 🧠

[brittle knoll]

._.

🐔

[primal rain]

Nope

Proof on ERF

[brittle knoll]

You flipping iphone pig!

🐤

[primal rain]

Axaxaxxaxaxaaxxa

:troll_m:

[mint ridge]

I have quasedillas.

6 of them in fact.

[hushed jetty]

[primal rain]

Quasedillas

Like donut

[hushed jetty]

i dont think thats how you spell quesadillas

[mint ridge]

I also have your mom.

[brittle knoll]

I have 2kg cow liver

[mint ridge]

I am sorry for offending you.

[brittle knoll]

(4.4 pounds)

[hushed jetty]

eh

[lament stream]

i have aids.

[brittle knoll]

I know

[mint ridge]

can we make out?

[lament stream]

sure.

i love men.

(and women).

[brittle knoll]

((that are men))

🦕 🦕 _ _

[naive anchor]

Help how do i join a cw quickly

[hushed jetty]

a what

[naive anchor]

cb

[lament stream]

whenever i see too many of these -> () together i am instantly reminded of (((them))).

[primal rain]

Clan war

[naive anchor]

clan battle

[hushed jetty]

clan war?

[naive anchor]

how do i join it

Quickly

[hushed jetty]

idk

[lament stream]

clan wattle.

[naive anchor]

theres an error saying user does not exist

[lament stream]

[hushed jetty]

clan bar

[naive anchor]

its not letting me join

[lament stream]

you need to be at least phoenix or higher to join.

[mint ridge]

restart game.

[naive anchor]

#media

[mint ridge]

wait, this is so now?

[lament stream]

reported for misinformation.

[naive anchor]

Why

this game is bs

[mint ridge]

claire, I have the power to make you vanish from this server.

[lament stream]

that's how so2 works.

[lament stream]

please, do NOT, i was joking.

(joke).

(me).

(i was).

[mint ridge]

(you're so done for).

[lament stream]

( ).

[naive anchor]

Standoff 2 can vacuum my left and right nut for all i care

[lament stream]

LMAO.

[hushed jetty]

woah bucko

[mint ridge]

this guy.

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔 🐔 🐔

[hushed jetty]

hes funny

im keeping him

[lament stream]

agreed.

[mint ridge]

you can.

I am keeping claire though.

[lament stream]

what you gonna do with him?

[naive anchor]

wheres the standoff 2

[lament stream]

🤨

[hushed jetty]

i would like to buy for 10$

[lament stream]

inside most app stores.

[mint ridge]

claire is not for sale.

[hushed jetty]

not claire

aforgi

[naive anchor]

aforgi

[hushed jetty]

aforgi

[mint ridge]

€15.

[lament stream]

aforgi.

[mint ridge]

I'll give you a quesadilla on top.

[lament stream]

adren.

please refrain from calling me claire.

[hushed jetty]

lord aforgi

[mint ridge]

no, claire.

[lament stream]

[naive anchor]

hey stop that i am really sensitive 👿

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[mint ridge]

do you just ever shoong.

[hushed jetty]

[brittle knoll]

Nice ventriloquing

[lament stream]

the shoonger.

[brittle knoll]

U mean gloong

🦕 🍤

[hushed jetty]

love the part where shoong said “its shoonging time” and shoonged all over the place

[brittle knoll]

🐔🐡

[lament stream]

is the update out for iOS yet?

@helper.

[mint ridge]

claire.

[lament stream]

adren.

[brittle knoll]

I think I also thought adren sounds like woman name at first

[mint ridge]

are you a knight rider fr?

[brittle knoll]

But hey what do I know!

[lament stream]

as long as we fight like animals and love like savages, i am.

[mint ridge]

I am a (wo)man.

[mint ridge]

good.

[brittle knoll]

Your shoulders hurt

🐔🪄

[mint ridge]

I am all yours.

[lament stream]

(that was a reference to the song's lyrics).

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[mint ridge]

(idc).

[paper tangle]

what the heeellll

[lament stream]

azer!!!

[brittle knoll]

Leeelelelelelel

[paper tangle]

i still can't get it out of my head

[lament stream]

rude.

[lament stream]

waiwaiwaiwait.

boom.

[brittle knoll]

What what

[lament stream]

wuddaheeeeeeeell!!!!

[paper tangle]

what the heeeeelllllllll

[brittle knoll]

What the pooooppp

[lament stream]

real.

[brittle knoll]

U can't even say that without referencing lyric!

[fringe bobcat]

hello

[hushed jetty]

ash baby!!!

[lament stream]

the ash baby.

[fringe bobcat]

yes

[hushed jetty]

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

simply too real

[lament stream]

realest.

[fringe bobcat]

i didnt know the standoff server had stickers

[brittle knoll]

Oh no

[lament stream]

it does.

[hushed jetty]

theyre other emojis with nitro

[fringe bobcat]

oh

[brittle knoll]

Villain arc started

[paper tangle]

what the yuta doin

[hushed jetty]

he mentioned the other one

[hushed jetty]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

you are not mewing

[lament stream]

correct, that is not proper mewering.

[brittle knoll]

Who needs mewing just chew steak

[hushed jetty]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[brittle knoll]

Chew raw meat even

[lament stream]

adren.

[brittle knoll]

10 hours a day

[lament stream]

what are you doing.

[paper tangle]

adren mewed too hard

(he got muted)

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[lament stream]

he is going to use his connections to be unmuted.

[hushed jetty]

gooner cave

[brittle knoll]

Alucard

[hushed jetty]

harry potter

[lament stream]

delucard.

[hushed jetty]

why is it in reverse color now

[lament stream]

because.

[ocean pewter]

Steak W

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Nice reixing

I am eating cow liver

[lament stream]

alr i gotta cover my entire phone, headphones and charger in hand sanitizer while i eat lunch, see you all in around 37.6 minutes.

[hushed jetty]

does it hurt the cow

[lament stream]

[mint ridge]

bye bye.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

It likes it

🐔

[hushed jetty]

[brittle knoll]

Calm down vegans

[hushed jetty]

imma dip and play pew pew

[brittle knoll]

It's called dark humor

[mint ridge]

a glimpse into your dark reality. a fully stare into your twisted perspective would make most go insane.

[brittle knoll]

Nice stalking through erf

From what I assume

(if that was aimed at me and unironically)

[ocean pewter]

Nice vitamin A

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

Nice vitamin HA

[ocean pewter]

My eyes got big

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[ocean pewter]

@brittle knoll is there a lake in ur place

[brittle knoll]

Why u want to swim inn it?

[ocean pewter]

Is there crocodile there

[brittle knoll]

Ye

[ocean pewter]

Crocodile meat

🐊

For gains

[brittle knoll]

Is there a primate in your place