💬│english-chat

[gray ferry]

[lament stream]

absolutely hilarious.

[paper tangle]

Dude really

deleting your own message doesn’t help at all

[lament stream]

it was a full wombo combo of 3 dudes!

so funny.

[paper tangle]

it will literally show up on the logs

[gray ferry]

damn it

[paper tangle]

[gray ferry]

but it was only a few words ok ok im sorry

you can time me

[paper tangle]

I’m just gonna give you a warning this time

Only once though.

[gray ferry]

ah ok

[gray ferry]

i'll keep that in mind

[paper tangle]

I’ll just have to look at them later

[lament stream]

no point, scroll up instead.

the only one who deleted it was him.

[paper tangle]

Just pass me their Discord IDs in my DMs and I’ll have to translate the words

[paper tangle]

I deleted most too

[lament stream]

damnnnnn!!!

alr.

[cobalt sedge]

i really need to record everytime lmao
60- on that cheater

[whole bronze]

Send me idd all i ad and any day i play i have neww acc okej?

Or add 83881132 me

[paper tangle]

That made absolutely no sense

[rich crow]

Pixel 8 pro

[rich crow]

True

[lament stream]

yes.

[fluid palm]

@orchid swift you comin again?

[orchid swift]

Nah i aint playing with Spawn campers

[fluid palm]

What?💀

[orchid swift]

• i have 1%

Battery

[rich crow]

⚡ 🪄

[fluid palm]

Blud yapping about camping when he was standing in the same spot

[rich crow]

Lmfao

[orchid swift]

Yea bro sure

I wasnt standing i was peeking aswell and where do u even want me to go?

[fluid palm]

Same question to you tho

[fluid palm]

Does it lag?

[deft ermine]

Omg

Hii

[lament stream]

if he managed to get to your spawn and stay there long enough to camp you, there was a clear difference in skill regardless of your playstyles.

[fluid palm]

I need strech res so bad dudeeeee

[edgy vigil]

So ur playing or not

[deft ermine]

No

[warped flint]

Is there a gun whose price will rise later? If so, let's invest in it.

[lament stream]

what's your kd in allies?

[fluid palm]

First of all I played awm which I’m not used of

[deft ermine]

7

🤭

[fluid palm]

And it was your choice

[orchid swift]

Idk and idc

[fluid palm]

😭

[lament stream]

so bad.

[deft ermine]

😭

[orchid swift]

I asked u and u said alr alr

[lament stream]

probably .10.

[deft ermine]

This kids arguing and hes a bot

[lament stream]

fr.

[rich crow]

For a $1000 it better not (no it doesn't)

[fluid palm]

Bro I wasn’t going to start a war of which weapon we using 💀🙏

[deft ermine]

💀

[fluid palm]

Lucky ahh you playing in strech res?

[deft ermine]

Can someone boost me

Am noob

[visual lark]

Yo fellas

[deft ermine]

Hi

[visual lark]

Yo

[deft ermine]

@lament stream plss

[fluid palm]

Sup

[paper tangle]

Best weapon the auto shotgun

[lament stream]

what.

[deft ermine]

Yup

[sour star]

no the spas better

[lament stream]

autoshotty on top fr.

[deft ermine]

I need u to boost me out of bronze

[visual lark]

The Big Gun is op

Even the new gun is good

[lament stream]

carrying people is the last thing i want to do and what i end up doing anyways whenever i play ranked.

no thanks.

[deft ermine]

😔

[visual lark]

Lol

[deft ermine]

Pls

😜

[lament stream]

yeah the val is good.

[fluid palm]

💀💀😭

[edgy vigil]

Want to play?

[fluid palm]

Ain’t better than akr

[stray violet]

Sorry

[deft ermine]

They nerfed akr last season

[visual lark]

Hmm ig

[stray violet]

2 seasons ago

[lament stream]

lmaoooo.

[paper tangle]

Squared season ago

[stray violet]

Maaaannnn

[lament stream]

"² seasons ago"

• irlwalker.

[edgy vigil]

@deft ermine ?

[deft ermine]

Wot

[fluid palm]

Can u trade skins in cs2?

[lament stream]

jdnxnmdd.

[verbal imp]

Mannnnnnn

[lament stream]

almost choked in coke.

damn it.

[stray violet]

You misspelled co-

[paper tangle]

OD on Coca Cola

[stray violet]

Nvm

[paper tangle]

[edgy vigil]

Wanna play

[rich crow]

No

[lament stream]

NUH UH.

[deft ermine]

Im noob

[fluid palm]

😭

[edgy vigil]

I can try to help

[lament stream]

cucu cola my beloved.

[fluid palm]

Cmon man it was just ck

[lament stream]

(i can't stand sugar).

[fluid palm]

What wrong w it

[deft ermine]

Same

Candy is an L

[stray violet]

The sit down?

[lament stream]

ye.

[rich crow]

@paper tangle am I allowed to post a ss of my purchase request in photos?

[paper tangle]

Tea my beloved (it’s flavored water)

[lament stream]

no.

[stray violet]

[deft ermine]

Are u asking bc of what i said to python

[lament stream]

tea is god tier.

[deft ermine]

Yes

[lament stream]

yes.

[paper tangle]

Uhh

[edgy vigil]

Ig I can help

[rich crow]

Nvm doesn't matter someone just sold it to me

[fluid palm]

Who’s the most underrated akr skin rn in so2?

[edgy vigil]

So what u saying yes or no

[deft ermine]

Tiger

[lament stream]

default.

[verbal imp]

Akr worm

[rich crow]

Necromancer, worm.

[stray violet]

It was me for 0.03

[verbal imp]

????

[paper tangle]

It be like that

[lament stream]

yeah.

[rich crow]

Just bought nebula p90 🗣️🔥🔥

[fluid palm]

For its digital burst and carbon

[paper tangle]

I was gonna say carbon

[deft ermine]

Python hes saying he'll boost bc of what i said to u

[lament stream]

no???

[edgy vigil]

203417314 my id if u want to play

[verbal imp]

I might not be able to buy the Kara @stray violet 😭

[fluid palm]

Idk I have 4 pro stickers in my carbon akr should I sell it?

[deft ermine]

Yws

Yes

[verbal imp]

Nah

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh you mean

[verbal imp]

Actually I see them as often as uh

Often

[stray violet]

Randoms when they see carbon (my carbon) on the ground (how do they know it has ?)

[lament stream]

carbon kinda overrated imo.

[deft ermine]

I cant play rn

[verbal imp]

True

[paper tangle]

Because you rich

[lament stream]

they don't, they just pick it up because it's a skin.

[paper tangle]

me broke

[stray violet]

How do they know!!!!!

It's black!!!!

[edgy vigil]

Ok your choice next time ig

[rich crow]

Might be me 👀

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

They're holding a epic rarity AK !!!!!

[verbal imp]

They saw your knife

[stray violet]

They will literally

Drop an AK tag king

For mine

[deft ermine]

Uwu

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

I would do the same

[lament stream]

real.

(tag king bad).

[stray violet]

Name 5 books

[verbal imp]

😭😭😭

[deft ermine]

I only bought it for the investment

[rich crow]

Cuz it looks better

[lament stream]

@verbal imp

man.

maaaaaannn.

can you do me a favor.

[verbal imp]

Yeh

[stray violet]

How do they know what it is tho?!?? I've only been there for 2 rounds!!!!

[lament stream]

can you play so2 live? i want to play but i don't want to because so2 sucks.

[verbal imp]

Sure

[stray violet]

And they know the exact location where I died

[paper tangle]

Scarlet Letter
The Mockingbird
Fire and Ice
Harry Potter
And uhhhh Cat in the Hat

[stray violet]

[lament stream]

goat.

[deft ermine]

Lolll

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Gimme a min

[deft ermine]

Sir yes sir

[lament stream]

btw can you hear this?

[deft ermine]

I hear nothing

[lament stream]

damn.

useless soundboard.

[deft ermine]

Loll

[lament stream]

aaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaa.

are you at work.

[fluid palm]

Is stat track akr treasure hunter worth of a 20-30k$ car?

[lament stream]

no.

[paper tangle]

Yes

[deft ermine]

Who

[rich crow]

No

[lament stream]

damn it.

[stray violet]

Yes obviously

[paper tangle]

I leave early today

[lament stream]

shut up irlwalker.

[stray violet]

The Ak will never break down

[lament stream]

it's just pixels.

[fluid palm]

Yh

[stray violet]

And doesn't require gas to function

[lament stream]

amazing.

[stray violet]

0s and 1s are eternal

Car rusts over time

[rich crow]

[lament stream]

live on medium graphics?

nox you're insane.

[verbal imp]

Yes

[lament stream]

literally deranged.

[fluid palm]

Is m4 lizard the cheapest legendary skin?

[paper tangle]

I’m deranged

[fluid palm]

Cuz that sh1 costs 16g

[lament stream]

same.

[stray violet]

Nah it's probably some pistol skin

[verbal imp]

Okay wanna watch me suck in allies@lament stream

[lament stream]

yeah.

[paper tangle]

Me tryna guess if it’s a fart or poop

(My stomach hurts)

[lament stream]

lmaoooo.

unlucky.

[rich crow]

Damn

[verbal imp]

2 seconds

[stray violet]

Your colon knowing exactly which one it is:

[paper tangle]

Exactly

That’s what I hate

[verbal imp]

Need to switch accounts

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

show me your password.

[wide trellis]

The devs should add skin trading ngl

[lament stream]

[lament stream]

not happening.

(the tax helps them profit).

[stray violet]

[fluid palm]

That’s what I need bro

[lament stream]

then don't eat no taco bell.

[wide trellis]

Then just add tax to trading

[paper tangle]

I didn’t eat Taco Bell today

[wide trellis]

Ez solve

[lament stream]

must've been the fever.

[paper tangle]

must’ve been the final meal

[lament stream]

the last supper you mean.

[fluid palm]

Also the devs should add dust 2 and mirage🫠🫠

[verbal imp]

Changed my mid

mind

[lament stream]

damn.

[verbal imp]

ranked

[lament stream]

please don't leave on the 3rd round.

[verbal imp]

🫡

[stray violet]

I eated in n out

[verbal imp]

I will

[lament stream]

expected.

[stray violet]

And got a free burger

[lament stream]

where knife?

is this your alt?

oh.

3k.

nice.

[fluid palm]

Nah bro check the enemies kd and playtime

[lament stream]

it's his alt.

ofc they're bronzies.

[fluid palm]

That’s gotta be my teammate in every match ngl

[lament stream]

still fun to watch.

[rich crow]

Real

[fluid palm]

Yh

[lament stream]

FR.

🔥

he diet. 😭

[rich crow]

Unfortunate position

[stray violet]

Is 4k comp games too much per season

[lament stream]

yeah.

yes.

[fluid palm]

Borned to play with champions forced to play with bronzes😭🔥

[lament stream]

buy a val nocks.

buy a vaaaaaaal.

why not.

😭

the camping is insane.

[fluid palm]

Is this guy playing on iOS

[rich crow]

Yes

[verbal imp]

Time to lose

[lament stream]

nah js buy shotgun and rush.

[fluid palm]

Should’ve taken akr bro

That shotgun is ahh

[lament stream]

nah, shouldn't have peeked.

you either wait or leave, you obv don't peek a rifle with a shotgun on medium range.

[fluid palm]

Nah this dude is on android

Strech it right neow

[lament stream]

actually 2-2 isn't so bad.

[rich crow]

Stretch moves your controls

[lament stream]

he can carry.

[fluid palm]

You can fix them

[rich crow]

Most are already accustomed to their controls as is

Stretch also looks weird

[fluid palm]

Like playing in strech is 100x easier and comfortable for me

[lament stream]

mannnnnnn.

[fluid palm]

I have a Samsung and I play there with strech

[lament stream]

it was planted.

js camp it!!!

[fluid palm]

But it lags

It’s a51

[lament stream]

how did he have time.

[verbal imp]

I was greedy okay

[lament stream]

wth.

[lament stream]

relatable.

[rich crow]

@rich crypt

[lament stream]

nice teammates.

are they deaf or what.

[rich crow]

Fr

What's even the point of kicking?

They're at least a teammate

[lament stream]

the ping maaaaaan.

[fluid palm]

Not to me bro

They don’t know how to not make sound bro

Straight up running like dogs

[rich crow]

The could still do damage to the enemy and make them easier to kill

Rip

[lament stream]

this game is so fake.

BRO.

[rich crow]

Don't say that

[lament stream]

what was he doing there.

😭

[rich crow]

I just spent $34

[fluid palm]

Guys anyone for comp

[lament stream]

nah.

[fluid palm]

Let’s help this dude out bro

[rich crow]

Watching this makes me not even wanna play defuse

[lament stream]

i'm watching nox specifically because i didn't want to play so2.

[fluid palm]

From these “teammates”

[lament stream]

[lament stream]

fr lmao.

[rich crow]

w kill

[stray violet]

Sticker placement on the val is garbage!!!!

[rich crow]

(before he just died)

[lament stream]

all that dude does is hold corners with an A1-S wth.

[fluid palm]

Bro kick this ahh guy

[rich crow]

Fr

[lament stream]

real.

[fluid palm]

I would tripping

Lmao

[lament stream]

LOOK.

[fluid palm]

So predictable

[lament stream]

it was the same dude.

that's all he does.

so miserable.

yeah i suspected it.

all of his kills were perfect prefire headshots.

[fluid palm]

Yeah he’s cheating ig

[rich crow]

I got the haunt gloves finally bro

[fluid palm]

Wallhack

[lament stream]

gratz my man.

big w.

[rich crow]

What's with the period

[lament stream]

yeah it's a thing women have.

i don't get it either.

[mellow rover]

For a fraction on time i tought i was rich and i had 5k but it disapeared like it was a dream😭😭😭

[lament stream]

the bleeding is gross.

[fluid palm]

Bro since season 2 I haven’t got a single legendary skin in my 2 accounts

😭😭

What did I do to axlebolt bro

[verbal imp]

Nice leg

[lament stream]

buy a shotgun and camp them on site.

[whole bronze]

Tomorrow have fight with one clan and ineed help who want to come tomorrow to help me?

[rich crow]

[lament stream]

finally they're doing smth.

[fluid palm]

Lock in bro

[verbal imp]

Welp

[fluid palm]

Should I stream my comp match

[whole bronze]

Yes no

[lament stream]

play ckr.

[fluid palm]

Wanna play?

[lament stream]

hold on 5 mins i gotta go to the stall.

(and reheat pizza).

ight i'm back.

what happened.

such a fake game.

naaaaaahhh.

yooooo.

[rich crow]

WWWWW

[lament stream]

real awp hours.

[rich crow]

w

x2

[fluid palm]

I cant hear anything in bro wth

[rich crow]

Probably cuz the phone thinks discord is a call (if that's what you're talking about)

[lament stream]

he's in another vc.

[neat stump]

hello

[rich crow]

hi

[lament stream]

literally free.

[paper tangle]

@stray violet give me that free burger

[lament stream]

imagine getting matches like this in your main.

[rich crow]

Imagine even getting in a competitive match on Eastern USA

[lament stream]

no kit lmaoooooo.

deserved.

[neat stump]

the enemy is drunk

[lament stream]

real.

[verbal imp]

5%

insane

Bro

[gleaming thunder]

comp anyone?

[verbal imp]

okay

[lament stream]

this is some next level standoffing.

[rich crow]

Co2

[lament stream]

axlebolt overdid themselves.

[lament stream]

truly.

[verbal imp]

Definitely

[gleaming thunder]

why

[lament stream]

vc.

funniest match ever.

[verbal imp]

It was

I need that match

[rancid swan]

🐂

[verbal imp]

I need that match

[neat stump]

i hope i got a match like that someday

[lament stream]

same.

[verbal imp]

Ur master tho

[lament stream]

@verbal imp

watch this.

i'm gonna play a game.

[neat stump]

yea i hope i got a match like that

[lament stream]

and i'm gonna suck.

(not so2).

actually.

forget it, last time i did it my phone exploded.

[neat stump]

i kept jumping from master to champion

[lament stream]

just get elite.

easy? easy.

[neat stump]

..

i tried to get a full party teammate and the enemy i got is 1 legend, 4 elite

[lament stream]

just beat them.

[verbal imp]

Doesn't sound too bad if u have friends that are good and somewhat decent ping

[neat stump]

[lament stream]

yeah.

(it's impossible).

[verbal imp]

But I don't have good ping

so I just die

alot

[neat stump]

burn your phone hehe

[lament stream]

find a match in east usa.

[verbal imp]

When I can afford a new phone

[verbal imp]

You will not find a game above silver 4

[lament stream]

crazy.

active and skilled server.

[neat stump]

il try using a small account

[verbal imp]

Got me thinking

[neat stump]

oh i got a match

later

[lament stream]

Sb.

[verbal imp]

What if used a bronze account and my friends on silver 3 accounts

[neat stump]

what

[lament stream]

you'd be put up against golds and one phoenix.

(that's how so2 works).

[verbal imp]

On my server

[lament stream]

uhh, idk.

silver lobby ig.

[verbal imp]

Easy smash

[lament stream]

real.

damn i forgot i was watching a japanese cartoon.

left the browser open.

[verbal imp]

What u watchin

[lament stream]

it's called "frieren the assassin".

[fluid palm]

Any1 for 1v1 tryna to get in my form again

[rich crow]

Me

[verbal imp]

I just might watch myself definitely not now tho

[fluid palm]

Join the call

Can u speak?

[lament stream]

it really is worth the watch, great cartoon.

also this one.

[neat stump]

3-0 point

[rich crow]

Prefer not to

[lament stream]

"dungeon food".

it has an elf too.

amazing.

[fluid palm]

Oh alr

[rich crow]

Just a 1v1 anyways

[fluid palm]

140416943

[lament stream]

mods!! mods!!! ban this id! it's a scammer!! 140416943.

[fluid palm]

🥶🥶🥶🥶

🤬🤬🤬🤬

[lament stream]

(i'm joking).

[stray violet]

I'm not

[rich crow]

Real

[lament stream]

WHAT.

[fluid palm]

Y'all dont wanna see my sigma 🤓🤓🥶🥶

[stray violet]

<@&473212329643737098> ban this guy rn

[lament stream]

rare irlwalker spawn.

[neat stump]

6-2

10-2

[paper tangle]

I am home

[lament stream]

so hot.

wrong server.

[paper tangle]

What

[lament stream]

nice.

[inner pollen]

hey brrh i need help
i have shared my problem in your dm

[paper tangle]

You didn’t even share it

[lament stream]

@paper tangle helper! helper!!

[rich crow]

Best way to get help

[lament stream]

i need help!

is the update out for iOS yet?

[paper tangle]

I’m gonna get a baguette sandwich and give it to you

[lament stream]

deserved.

[paper tangle]

Not true

[lament stream]

maaaaaaan.

[rich crow]

maaaannnn

[mint ridge]

balls.

[paper tangle]

balls.

[rich crow]

Ralls

Time to spend more money

😔

[inner pollen]

i have 💀

[tulip barn]

Hi, guys

Can someone help me climb my competitive rankings?

I'm bronze 2

[rich crow]

can someone boost me*

[paper tangle]

[hexed igloo]

im so anger

[rich crow]

why anger

[hexed igloo]

arghhhh

i had the best sleep of this month tho

[gray ferry]

anger is fun

[hexed igloo]

slept for 13 hours

[gray ferry]

crazy

i only slept 2 hours today

and its 4:24am

[rich crow]

L

[hexed igloo]

i was crazy once

[verbal imp]

What I need

[rich crow]

you are not human

[gray ferry]

real

[verbal imp]

I do not want crazy

[hexed igloo]

i had been sleeping at 11 and waking up at 3 until i sleep again at 11

[rich crow]

im crazy

[hexed igloo]

i think i deserve this (no)

[rich crow]

🐧

[gray ferry]

slept at 5:20am woke up at 6:30am and flew to school

[rich crow]

You fly to school?

[gray ferry]

no not like that

[hexed igloo]

he has one of those giant slingshot

[gray ferry]

no school for at least 2 more days

[hexed igloo]

i just finished my midterm now i dont have for an entire week

[verbal imp]

Type shi

[rich crow]

Demnn noice

Thankyou buddy

[rich crow]

Should get one of those too

[hexed igloo]

there actually are more resources but it downloads in the background so it doesn't really matter anyway

[hexed igloo]

yeah man

[rich crow]

Want me to get you one too?

[hexed igloo]

i had been doing it

[paper tangle]

dont do it

he'll get lazier

[winter saddle]

@rewers

[left zephyr]

i got 5000 free gold but the standoff 2 devs were fast in fixing it

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

Not spendable anyway

[lament stream]

where is adren.

[velvet verge]

Lol

[paper tangle]

he

[lament stream]

is this information real?

[lucid jolt]

How do i find the perfect sensitivity for me?

[velvet verge]

Standoff2 is boring now

[lament stream]

always has been.

[velvet verge]

Nah few years ago it was my favorite

[lament stream]

my auntie just got in my room while i had my legs crossed and laughed.

[velvet verge]

I guess my craze for gaming is died

[tough meadow]

just stick to a sensible sensitivity and get used to it. No sens is gonna feel "perfect" right away, gotta get your muscle memory used to it

[lament stream]

maybe a few years ago it was actually good.

[velvet verge]

isn't that normal in your country?

[lament stream]

no.

[lucid jolt]

okay

[lament stream]

it's seen as feminine.

[velvet verge]

Ohh

Which country?

[lament stream]

america.

[velvet verge]

Bro start from 1 in training mode then decrease and increase accordingly

[lucid jolt]

I did

The only thing that works out is 2.10

Also what's an gyroscope?

[tough meadow]

I hear it's badly optimized

[lament stream]

it's a scope that gyros.

[lucid jolt]

Ohhhh

[velvet verge]

tbh now a day I don't have enough time

[velvet verge]

I shifted to a new country

[tough meadow]

basically motion-controlled aim

[lament stream]

like a steering wheel.

[velvet verge]

It's basically you aim by tilting your device

[velvet verge]

Canada

[lucid jolt]

Ohh

I thought it was like a drunk mode

[velvet verge]

Lol

[tough meadow]

warzone is too demanding

the specs

[velvet verge]

True

[tough meadow]

is it a 1:1 port?

nah it can't be

that'll be too much

[velvet verge]

Idk I grew up or down but nowadays I like subway surfers more than anyother game with my favorite songs playing in background

[teal dome]

[silent perch]

wake up

[vagrant ivy]

NPC = non-player character

[lucid jolt]

How to get gold?

[vagrant ivy]

didn't know that XD

[paper tangle]

[vagrant ivy]

purchase from shop

or grind for 6 months make 20k coins and buy all 4 boxes 50 each

and then do as you please

[verbal imp]

It's only good for players with high end devices

[lament stream]

i think he's got a point.

[vagrant ivy]

what else does it mean

i'm curious XD

[vagrant ivy]

in other words pubg 2.0

[verbal imp]

It's cool that you can play warzone while take a shi but honestly speaking

Who are they trying to cater to?

[rich crow]

I bought haunt fang

Nice thats the deadliest looking one

Yeah

I just made a Misson and I got a M60 fatal from the battle pass

[paper tangle]

wrong reply

[rich crow]

And I'll also get 100G so I can buy some red skins

[paper tangle]

(meant to reply to dexxed)

[gleaming thunder]

comp?

anyone?

[rich crow]

M4 samurai for suggestion

[rich crow]

Yeah its is cool buy I won't have more gold for other skins

Well it will be clever if you a sticker

Buy*

Stickers prices increase

Cuz I want to get awm scratch; akr carbon; the red beagle I forgot the name and m4 pro

Blacks i see

They got red details too

Yea

Well i will suggest you to buy sticker

I baught a sticker for 24g now its 40g smtg

[lucid jolt]

6 months????

[gleaming thunder]

i have scratch and m4 pro

[hushed jetty]

im averaging like +8 to +20 mmr every comp game

its gonna take a long time to rank up

unless i get lucky and hit with a winning 10 rounds to at least below 2 rounds

[lucid jolt]

Guys is there anyway to play with bots?

[edgy vigil]

for my calculations u can't except if u play bad and meet bots like u

[lucid jolt]

No, like because i want to train with bots

[edgy vigil]

Go training duh

🤫🧏‍♂️

[lucid jolt]

training is boring tho

[hushed jetty]

gold 2 and facing against phoenix axlebot definitely fixed mmr!!!

[proper gyro]

@paper tanglei forgot my laptop charger at my mates house

had to go back and pick it up

:moyai:

[edgy vigil]

Bro I already want a new season

💀

[earnest barn]

In allies?

[hushed jetty]

comp

[earnest barn]

Huh

All the matches I played

It’s fair ranks vs fair ranks

I can’t even boost my friends now

[edgy vigil]

Yah me to ig your thing bud

🤫🧏‍♂️

[tough meadow]

Good point. I don't see the appeal of it either. It's like super heavy for regular phones and battle royales have fallen into irrelevancy

[paper tangle]

[edgy vigil]

Like ur sping penguin

If anyone ask I what u doing

I will say just chilling 🦗

[hushed jetty]

i think i need fingerless gloves

or an ipad

(iphone user)

[tough meadow]

There are thumb and index finger sleeves for mobile gaming and shi

[cold shell]

Anyone can help on Allies rank?
ID: 210103342

[silent perch]

Oh boy I cant wait to finish the college work so I can finally rest and play games

[inner pollen]

brrh check dm i have that glitch in game
it affects my kd ratio

[paper tangle]

im just gonna be blunt with you

its just pixels man

I don't have an answer for that at all

but like cmon dude

[inner pollen]

what pixle?

i mean i have more kills but its not showing
its showing 2kills less

[rich crow]

yoo looo

[inner pollen]

leave it

[unreal sluice]

@inner pollen 2 kills less is not a big deal lol

As you play more it will affect you less and less

[final coral]

Guys im now rich wow 5000g free fet

[winter saddle]

Everyone do me a favour and message this person on standoff rn and laugh at them that they are about to be banned for blatant hacking, they got mad at me and blocked me 212497206

[terse shell]

Hi

[winter saddle]

212497206 blatant hacker

Killing at base

[terse shell]

I got an unlimited ban, can you help me?

[winter saddle]

I’ll post the video

[winter saddle]

Why

[sand sluice]

@unreal sluice wanna play some comps?

[terse shell]

I was playing a ranked match and suddenly I got banned.

[winter saddle]

What’s your Id?

[terse shell]

179672256

[sand sluice]

if u are clear dm support

[terse shell]

Ok

[edgy vigil]

Happy for u

Can anyone do me a favor please

[unreal sluice]

No sorry

[rich crow]

Omfg

bro why is no one queuing for dune 😨

I can’t level up my battle pass 😢

[sand sluice]

alr np

[hexed yarrow]

Yo can I buy gold with paysafe card?

[cold shell]

Just I need a knife skin 🥲

[hexed yarrow]

Like is there a trusted site?

[cold shell]

Yes , you can

[hexed yarrow]

From where

Ing?

[cold shell]

Game>>Shop>Click on gold

[hexed yarrow]

I'm not in a country that can do that

[cold shell]

Ohh so there is a currency problem

[hexed yarrow]

Wydm

Plus I'm on android

Sooo

@grave aurora

Is there a trusted site?

[edgy vigil]

Bro go to there website lol

Standoff2.com

From the website it self

No need country only ur id of so2 and if u have money ig

@hexed yarrow

[hexed yarrow]

Ok ty

[lament stream]

So2.

[real holly]

Yelo

[lament stream]

ah yes, nothing like running into a clip from Nekromantik 2 while i'm having dinner, totally gets me in the mood to eat.

[burnt moth]

Promo code

??

[lament stream]

chamaleongiveaway.

all in caps.

[rich crow]

ooh let's see how far I can go 👁‍🗨

[cedar kernel]

I will violently suck your toes

W

[rich crow]

you surely @cedar kernel do that

[cedar kernel]

Playing allies byee

[rich crow]

(pun intended)

[ember slate]

hey anyone got recomendations for the best emulator for standoff2?

I currently have blue stacks but despite it saying its running at over 200 fps i can tell its only at about 40-50

[rich crow]

buy ipad then

or phone

[worthy maple]

Is there a way to give someone gold

[ember slate]

mine is only 4.7inches though

and i heard lots of people say its too small

ig its not all about the size

[edgy vigil]

Yah

[ember slate]

but its a big component

[edgy vigil]

@worthy maple

[worthy maple]

How

[finite ore]

It's complecated

[worthy maple]

my friend is gonna go get me gold for a knife

[calm light]

yeah that’s why lot people stretch it

[worthy maple]

nah jk

I just wnat to know hoq

[finite ore]

You have to transfer skins via requesting in the marketplace place at the same time

[calm light]

but tbh it’s not a big issue if u know where to place your crosshair

[ember slate]

stretch it????

[edgy vigil]

U can go to standoff2.com right the id and send gold

[ember slate]

wtf D:

[worthy maple]

Ohhh

[empty fossil]

stretch resolution

[edgy vigil]

Go to photo I will send a pic

[calm light]

yeah lot people stretch to a phone resolution

[worthy maple]

Oh ok

[ember slate]

ahhh okay

[worthy maple]

I'm gonna grind for a knife

[edgy vigil]

Did u see it

[worthy maple]

See what

[edgy vigil]

Go to photos

[calm light]

I mean tbh it’s not an issue cuz it’s not like pubg u have to check your surroundings it’s just about crosshairs placing and gamesense lol

not a big issue

[edgy vigil]

3000g is 12 bucks 1000g is 9 and 500 is 5 bucks

[edgy vigil]

@worthy maple

Anything else my bro

[worthy maple]

I bought 100g before but I need to save cuz I spent it all

I think I'll just have to grind gold for years

[edgy vigil]

Thats will take years bro

[worthy maple]

Ik

[finite ore]

There are other methods with uncommon skins which will take 6 months for about 500G but ok

[worthy maple]

What fr

[edgy vigil]

But if u goog ar market them go invest

[finite ore]

Takes hella patience

[finite ore]

yeah look it up

On yt

[calm light]

if u got emulator it’s faster or you already took it in consideration

I did it in my phone then gave up lol

[finite ore]

Use an autoclicker for faster clearing if you want

[edgy vigil]

I did it and got 1000 but got scamed

[finite ore]

No on a mobile device

[worthy maple]

well I have a common skin that's at 1000g rn

[calm light]

oh well in emulator it’s even faster then

[mellow zephyr]

Hi

[calm light]

I made 30G in a week with that method

But my fingers were gonna almost say bye bye

[finite ore]

how is it faster though?

[edgy vigil]

Will wait until ur hair goes grey

[worthy maple]

Lol

I'm just hoping someone does buy it

But that will be in the next years

[edgy vigil]

Just buy lmao

[calm light]

cuz yk u set up the auto clicker which is way faster than inputting every skin price on the market on a phone

[edgy vigil]

It's only 9$

[worthy maple]

Expensive

[edgy vigil]

No 3000 is for 13$

[finite ore]

Interesting, never thought about emulator

[worthy maple]

Expensive bro

[edgy vigil]

14 is expensive?

[worthy maple]

Yup

[finite ore]

7$

[worthy maple]

Idk where your coming from

[edgy vigil]

[rich crow]

Anyone want to play

??

[calm light]

lol me too, like I developed muscle memory on that stuff but like I still struggle with inputting the price lol, and after while it gets too damn annoying

[edgy vigil]

Yah what

[calm light]

[rich crow]

So2 bro

[edgy vigil]

Ok but is that expensive?

[worthy maple]

If 14 dollars isn't expensive then give me 14 dollars (this is a joke)

[finite ore]

nope

[edgy vigil]

I know what mode

[rich crow]

Comp

[finite ore]

that's complecated lmao

[edgy vigil]

How? I will send u (it's a scam)

[worthy maple]

just buy gold in so2 and give it to me (this is a joke again)

[edgy vigil]

Ok give id

[edgy vigil]

Okb

[rich crow]

After 20 min ok?

[edgy vigil]

Ok*

[edgy vigil]

Ok send a dm

[worthy maple]

I can't tell if you're joking (I hope you are)

[edgy vigil]

1000 or 500?

[worthy maple]

your joking right

[edgy vigil]

no why?

[worthy maple]

🧑‍🦯

[edgy vigil]

14 is not money bro

[worthy maple]

Ok I feel like you're joking

[edgy vigil]

Ok well I don't want ig

U*

[worthy maple]

ok 1000 because I feel your bluffing

[edgy vigil]

Ok give me ur id. But when I send refresh the game ok

[worthy maple]

How? That's expensive

[worthy maple]

Why not through the market

[edgy vigil]

14 dollers is a cost of a meal bro

[worthy maple]

Naruto and Naruto Shippuden

[edgy vigil]

Someone else will take it duh

[finite ore]

More like breakfast

[edgy vigil]

Yah fr

[finite ore]

Inflation

[worthy maple]

Wait brb I'll go get my id

[edgy vigil]

Bet

[edgy vigil]

U still dead inside?

[finite ore]

yeah 3 years

[edgy vigil]

Damn what did shawty do to u

[worthy maple]

172287844

I don't believe gifting is even in the game

[edgy vigil]

U said a 1000 right?

[worthy maple]

yeah

[finite ore]

I did. I didn't pull out

[worthy maple]

kinda expensive

[edgy vigil]

Well it's a joke buddy lol u thought 🤫🧏‍♂️

[worthy maple]

I knew it

[edgy vigil]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[worthy maple]

Ofc 14 dollars is expensive

[edgy vigil]

I spent to much on the game u think I will give u

[worthy maple]

nope

[finite ore]

u need 8$ for a knife

[worthy maple]

because I know your lying about giving me gold

[edgy vigil]

1000g I made a good combo

[edgy vigil]

Damn

[worthy maple]

Yeah anything under 10$ is not expensive

[edgy vigil]

Ok well 500 is for 5 bucks

That's a price of chips bag bro

[finite ore]

If it's not just buy gold 😔

[edgy vigil]

Yah fr and stop yapping

[worthy maple]

chips is better ngl

[worthy maple]

I don't have money rn

[finite ore]

knife is better

[edgy vigil]

And guess what u can even buy it

[edgy vigil]

Can't *

[worthy maple]

lol

[edgy vigil]

Is knife stays food no no no

[worthy maple]

I wish there's a in-between 500g to 1000g like 700g

[finite ore]

the regret alone is worth it. Atleast later on you can make better financial decision in the future

It's a necessary step trust me.

[edgy vigil]

If tho u won't even buy it why u talking bro

🗿

[worthy maple]

I'm just wondering ok

🚗

[finite ore]

buy 500G and then 100G 🗿🍷

[edgy vigil]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[finite ore]

Mewing overrated damn

[edgy vigil]

Yah but if I log to the games afters years the knife well be there but food I won't even remember it

[edgy vigil]

😑

[edgy vigil]

[worthy maple]

That's 600g

[edgy vigil]

Then add a 100

[worthy maple]

ok

[edgy vigil]

Yapper in the area🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[worthy maple]

ok

👍

[finite ore]

Why would you wanna look like a Logitech G503

[edgy vigil]

[worthy maple]

[edgy vigil]

His still mewing tho

[edgy vigil]

🐦

how do I look like when I go for a peek

[ember stream]

Hey,Should I spend my gold on some rare tier skins, because they cost less now.are they gonna increase value in gold ?

[edgy vigil]

If u know the price well and u find it very low well go buy it then sell it when the market is on fire

[worthy maple]

Peeking is hard

[edgy vigil]

Fr me and my teammates

[ember stream]

The M4A1 Kitsune skin cost like 0.60 - 0.70 before the update now it costs 0.35 - 0.40.

[edgy vigil]

Well u needed to buy it before

[ember stream]

Hmmm?

[edgy vigil]

For know don't use in chameleon box because maybe they will change it and put it on the market like sharp

[calm light]

Cuz the gun got nerfed

but yeah it will increase over time if u have enough patience

[edgy vigil]

And try to bring in the battlpass like try ur best

[ember stream]

Ohhhh

What about ?M4 demon

[finite ore]

Startrack?

[ember stream]

Most of the skins lost a lot of value

[calm light]

it’s a meh

[finite ore]

Well. Everything

[calm light]

How much gold u got

[finite ore]

Including knifes

[ember stream]

I am kinda new so yea only like 5

[calm light]

I have too much stuff sitting in my inventory and the price never grow up

Ffs

bad timing ig lol

[calm light]

uh well you should then invest in uncommon skins

[finite ore]

I wanna sell my knives but they never go up 500-600G that's it.

[ember stream]

What about rares ?

[calm light]

You should uhm have at least 30G

Just to say a number to give an overall view of rare price

I mean I’d stack for a investment if I’m able to buy 100 units

otherwise the time u spent with the earning doesn’t math at least to me

[finite ore]

Wish there was a way to sell 100 skins at once

[calm light]

real

But axlebolt ain’t gon let you earn free golds so

[wild lagoon]

Lol

[calm light]

That easy

So