💬│english-chat

[stray violet]

He's gonna do WHAT

[brittle knoll]

Yooooo

[stray violet]

And I don't have to pay for it?

Where do I sign up

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🦉

Ayoooo

[ocean pewter]

@brittle knoll you get that water?

[brittle knoll]

Yes

U?

[ocean pewter]

@brittle knoll romania??

[brittle knoll]

Ayoooo

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[ocean pewter]

Water fast only

[brittle knoll]

Sugar fast only

🐓

[ocean pewter]

We really don't need food as much we think

[next ocean]

im eating ice

[ocean pewter]

We don't do heavy work like our ancestors did

[next ocean]

tastes good

[stray violet]

Is it frozen sugar water

[brittle knoll]

Bru

[ocean pewter]

You mean carb only?

🐡

[next ocean]

normal water

water water

[brittle knoll]

Carb only fast real

[ocean pewter]

No sugar

My teeth hurts

[stray violet]

[next ocean]

should i add some salt

[winter saddle]

My friend is at 610 mmr and I’m at 1060 , why can’t we play together

[stray violet]

Yes

[next ocean]

alright

[brittle knoll]

Your cerebellum hurts

🐔🪄

[brittle knoll]

Nice gtx 1060

I think u need to downgrade first

[ocean pewter]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Nice stare contest

[ocean pewter]

Nice co****

[stray violet]

🐔

[ocean pewter]

Is that word forbidden

[stray violet]

No

Look

[ocean pewter]

No you write first

[stray violet]

Ok your turn

[still solstice]

coock

[ocean pewter]

🐓

[brittle knoll]

🦕

What if

[still solstice]

ur my son

[brittle knoll]

But what if

[ redacted ]

[stray violet]

[ocean pewter]

xD

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕 🦕

[stray violet]

@ocean pewter @ocean pewter @ocean pewter your tunenn

[ocean pewter]

Blowfish jump out of water

[brittle knoll]

Your honor, it's an emoji

🐇

[ocean pewter]

🐇 _ _

[stray violet]

Epic reference

[brittle knoll]

Nice blue whale

[ocean pewter]

🐋

[brittle knoll]

I mean

[ocean pewter]

Nice 2017 reference

🐡

[brittle knoll]

I mean fish out of whater

🐇🚿

[ocean pewter]

Fish hungry fish need food

Fish don't get food

Fish die

[stray violet]

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

🐡

Mmmm

[ocean pewter]

🥕 🐡

[lament stream]

real?

[brittle knoll]

To be fair, that original vid was pretty much like

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

Underratedly horrifying

[stray violet]

Nice air leak

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕

[ocean pewter]

Blowfish need oxygen

Noooo

[brittle knoll]

They are having a party

[ocean pewter]

Drop him in water

🐡

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🦕

[ocean pewter]

🌊 🐡 💨

[brittle knoll]

Nice muscle

[ocean pewter]

He is running toward water

He run out of breath

[lament stream]

fish fart.

[brittle knoll]

Flipper muscle

[stray violet]

Does coconut water count

[paper tangle]

[ocean pewter]

Nice emoji bro

[lament stream]

very nice, yeah!!

[paper tangle]

My throat hurts like hell

[lament stream]

try theeeeeeeee...

idk...

[brittle knoll]

Vitamin C

☝️🐓

[ocean pewter]

So creative emotes

Ur brain very big

[brittle knoll]

Collagen synthesizing for throat

I wish clothes and shoes could use vitamin C like that too

[ancient vale]

Vitamin D

[brittle knoll]

Have some holes

🐔

[brittle knoll]

Immunity

And driving calcium into tissues but only lowkey

K2 for tissue to bone

[paper tangle]

I’ll try to keep that in mind, thanks man

[brittle knoll]

Thanks for thanks

🦕

[ocean pewter]

Vitamin c tablets fine?

Or food only

[brittle knoll]

Orange or lemon

Tablets scam I think

[paper tangle]

Orange juice

[brittle knoll]

Orange has more so

[ocean pewter]

I need more protieen

[brittle knoll]

I still am skeptical if it has more sugar than lemon

[ocean pewter]

Aaaaaa

Carnivore is best

[brittle knoll]

My shoulder hurted a lot

Until yesterday when i ate all that meat

[paper tangle]

Meds

[ocean pewter]

🐔 🪄 i will fix it

[brittle knoll]

I was lacking protein too

🦕

[lament stream]

rela.

rl.

real.

[paper tangle]

very real.

[brittle knoll]

Kept hurting

As if I had a muscle tear

[lament stream]

extremely real.

[paper tangle]

Ima try to moderate chat today

[brittle knoll]

For a week or more

[paper tangle]

even tho I wasn’t active for the last few hours so my bad on that

[lament stream]

are you a masochist!!!

[brittle knoll]

Nice

Well see yall in 17 hours

[lament stream]

shoong.

[brittle knoll]

🐓 _ _

[paper tangle]

🐓

[stray violet]

🐓

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[neat stump]

@paper tangle check my dm..

[lament stream]

@neat stump check my dm..

[ocean pewter]

🐓

[lament stream]

awaaawwawaawa.

i'm going nuts!!

[paper tangle]

When the old man {ax} comes online tell him that the bot didn’t work, and provide everything that you did with the @silk moth.

[ocean pewter]

You forget to delete this

And this

🐡

[sour star]

i calibrated

finally´

[paper tangle]

Wasn’t online at the time

I was asleep

[cosmic garden]

Yo

[sour star]

[cosmic garden]

u shut up

☝️😔

[neat stump]

Okay

Old man 🤣

[rich crow]

hello

[cosmic garden]

Pikachu ratatati

[sour star]

no u

[cosmic garden]

Nuh uh 😒

[sour star]

yuh uh

[copper spruce]

Who trynna play comp one game off gold

Both

What I would

Is this Larry ?

Do another give away I'm trying to save up for my first knife

[little spire]

Y'all

I hate piggers

[lament stream]

where the ladies at?

[sour star]

ur here

[lament stream]

what.

ooooh....

[sour star]

de lady

u

[lament stream]

the james.

u.

[sour star]

james male

claire is a female name

…

[lament stream]

i am not a fem.

[ocean pewter]

Nice piggers

🐖 💨

[little spire]

🐗

[lament stream]

standoff 3.

[rich imp]

Can the game remove machine gun from teamdeathmatch? Just asking

[lament stream]

skill issue.

[rich imp]

The gun is annoying

[lament stream]

just kill whoever's using it.

easy? easy.

[rich imp]

Ye it's easy but too many of them

[next ocean]

Would you like fries too for a 3 dollar difference?

[lament stream]

lmaooo.

[rich imp]

Nah

Btw can i ping the devs?

[lament stream]

no.

(do it anyways).

[neat stump]

Ping azathoth he pretty chill about it

[lament stream]

the zazathoth.

[neat stump]

No i call him the burrito man

[proper gyro]

:Lappdumb:

[neat stump]

Umm

[lament stream]

lap is truly the worst 5☆ guard.

[proper gyro]

nah she's fine

phys and arts

[lament stream]

and she can silence stuff as well.

(specter better anyways).

[proper gyro]

probably gets outclasses in the current meta

but i think she held fine

[lament stream]

in the current meta you can just statcheck stuff.

(that's the only way i play).

[proper gyro]

crazy

the meta is kyostiv

just follow his stuff and it works

[lament stream]

i was stuck in CV-8 for 2 hours straight, man just dropped a guide, i twisted it a bit to work with my ops and got it done 2nd try.

kyostin really is the god of ak.

[copper spruce]

Need 3 for comp

[lament stream]

need 2 for comp.

[copper spruce]

What ranks

[neat stump]

The legend

[lament stream]

silver 5.

[paper tangle]

Silver 16

[lament stream]

silver 27.

[rich crow]

Bro this game got me with elites like they are gold and I lost 39-

[ocean pewter]

My eyes hurts

Time to sleep

[empty veldt]

Anyone playing?

I need three people for Turk

?

If anyone wants to play, send me a PM

[haughty bobcat]

I am playing

[empty veldt]

Write to me at a private ID convention

[warm kernel]

Yo

[verbal imp]

I could

But im not playing on my main

Hmmm

[torn elm]

Go mm gold 3 fast

[verbal imp]

Actually idk

[verbal imp]

Nope

[torn elm]

No mm

[verbal imp]

No mm

[torn elm]

ID 59592466

[verbal imp]

I told u I'm not interested

[peak dirge]

bro said no when an obv answer is not responding

💀

[verbal imp]

What's so wrong about giving them an answer?

They asked

I answered

Infact itd rude if I ignored them
Wouldn't it not?

[paper tangle]

Me who just ignores them

[verbal imp]

Cuz you don't play the game (I wanna be like u)

[peak dirge]

it would be obvious what your answer would be if you “ignore”

it’s seek explanatory

[paper tangle]

real

[peak dirge]

it’s not illogical at all

[verbal imp]

Game has nothing to offer :wahh:

[paper tangle]

I’m just gonna

[verbal imp]

I gave my answer

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Now shut up

[peak dirge]

“shut up”

[verbal imp]

Goddam

[paper tangle]

now nox don’t be like that

[peak dirge]

guarentee you’re a silver 💀💀💀

at least bronze w the way you’re speaking fr

[paper tangle]

Have some patience, you’re better than this.

[verbal imp]

Why would a rank matter in an argument 😂

Also no

[paper tangle]

Fair

[verbal imp]

Phoenix

[peak dirge]

ur best rank?

why am i talking to you wtfff

[verbal imp]

Ranger

[peak dirge]

😭😭😭

[verbal imp]

Idk why u are honestly

I'm doing my thing and u had to say something

Smhh

[peak dirge]

yeah cause the way you said it to the other person is disrespectful

its a public server it’s either “yes” or you don’t repsond at all

i came after you cause you said it in the most weirdest and rude way

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Me saying no to the other guy is more disrespectful than flat out ignoring him?

Okay man

[peak dirge]

this serber holds 70k+ member.

if not, more.

[paper tangle]

What a nice chat

[peak dirge]

not responding won’t affect the persons health rather than just flat out saying no etc in public 💀

it’s what you usually do

felt like that should be self explanatory

[paper tangle]

Idk man imo he at least said something to the guy

[peak dirge]

yeah but a better option was to say “no”

[verbal imp]

You're making out as if he was asking me if he's good looking
Bruh he was literally asking me if I wanted to play competitive

And I declined

[paper tangle]

and it’s better to stop here since arguing about this is really useless ngl

[peak dirge]

just ignore 💀

[verbal imp]

Literally nothing else

Mannn

Just say that u don't like when someone says no

[verbal imp]

It is

[peak dirge]

i’m not implying it. i’m implying to not respond when other thousands could potentially respond to it w agreeing

[paper tangle]

I’m just drinking water

[peak dirge]

but sure

whatever you say dawg LMFAOOOO

[verbal imp]

Okay

[paper tangle]

what a really unfortunate situation here

[verbal imp]

Anyway it's over now

Such a dumb argument

[paper tangle]

any argument is dumb

[gray ferry]

guys drop it

[verbal imp]

It's already dropped.

No need to say it

[peak dirge]

reasonable

[gray ferry]

mb

[peak dirge]

😭

[paper tangle]

You honestly came late

[peak dirge]

depends on how dumb it is

[paper tangle]

[peak dirge]

so many layers imo

[paper tangle]

ehh

it is what it is

[gray ferry]

haha yeah right

[paper tangle]

[peak dirge]

how are you a champion already etf

😭

@gray ferry what maps do you run

[paper tangle]

any one can lie about their ranks here tbh

[gray ferry]

in season 5 i was

[peak dirge]

icl i’m just a bit annoyed

i had a perfect history for ranked comp cause

[gray ferry]

Realest

[peak dirge]

it showed i had all masters and elite and now i got one champion on a season

[paper tangle]

Indeed

[peak dirge]

my combo was ended sadly

[gray ferry]

i quit long time ago

[gray ferry]

damnn

[paper tangle]

it be like that

[wise dagger]

@paper tangle which here is moderator or admin that can ban a cheater ? i dont have the game id cuz i left the match

[paper tangle]

You can report cheaters using this link.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[verbal imp]

@paper tangle I think it was yesterday but I sent a photo and this goof ball trying to fact check me

[paper tangle]

Not the goofball

[verbal imp]

Even tho it basically the same thing

[paper tangle]

was it the normal helpdesk link?

[verbal imp]

"It's called scissor doors not butterfly doors 🤓"

[verbal imp]

Nah some rando

[paper tangle]

me who calls it double doors

[paper tangle]

bruh momen

[verbal imp]

I love my double doors

It goes up

[paper tangle]

Sick

[verbal imp]

Hot as Frick!

[paper tangle]

@lament stream this real

[verbal imp]

I think he would agree

[rich crow]

[sullen hamlet]

Hey guys

What’s the best glove & knife combo under 2500?

[rich crow]

I've got a genuine question, what's the drop rate of a StatTrak?

[half sluice]

fossil gloves and fang relic

u can get fossil for like 900

when it drops

[dull crane]

can you get banned by boost on rank or no?

[half sluice]

depends if the person boosting is hacker

if not then u should be fine

[dull crane]

my friend got banned idk if hes cheating

[outer valley]

🥶

[lament stream]

real.

[lament stream]

extremely real, i agree.

i am going nuts!!!

i am going nuts!!!

what is my discord doing!!!

buggy app...

[stray violet]

I be sending voice messages to myself and playing them back later on

Sometimes you gotta hear what a real one has to say

[lament stream]

realest.

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

I agree too

[lament stream]

yes!!!

my feet hurt!

[stray violet]

I'm going to tell axeman that you are abusing the usage of this emoji

Such foul language shall not be tolerated on these grounds

[lament stream]

yeah, use this one instead.

[stray violet]

Yes that one is better

Say bye bye to your helper role texan

[lament stream]

[stray violet]

Why does everyone have amw kings

Literally every goddamn account I go against

Has awm kings

Did I miss a promocode or something

[neat stump]

I have no awm skin

[lament stream]

they're poor.

[neat stump]

I have none does it make me poorer

[lament stream]

no, it makes you based.

(no skin >>> bad skin).

[neat stump]

@silk kraken check my dm

[neat stump]

Ok

[tulip elbow]

Bihar (now the jokes will arrive) what about you?

[gilded flower]

haha bihar

(no idea what that is)

[stray violet]

Based on poverty line!!!!

[lament stream]

you probably live in the county of Deadhorse.

[stray violet]

Never heard of that

[lament stream]

🐼

what is this... 😭

[opaque vector]

f u

[lament stream]

📸

[paper tangle]

Then I’ll tell the ax man to give you helper role

[lament stream]

ewalk would make a great helper.

(he is not holding me at gunpoint rn).

[stray violet]

Ok ok no please I'm sorry

I regret my previous messages

I shall repent for my past behavior towards the Texan population

Please accept my apology

And forgive me

Orang man

[subtle nacelle]

orang

[rich crow]

🙏

Nutella 🗣️🔥🔥

[neat stump]

I got the master title

[rich crow]

Max

[stray violet]

WHAT

[rich crow]

U will buy or no

[stray violet]

Are you being serious

[rich crow]

Yah there is a problem?

[stray violet]

No

[verbal imp]

[rich crow]

I need another knife that's why

[stray violet]

And you're selling a 60k knife for 2.5k?

[verbal imp]

Odd

[rich crow]

Because anyone will bye it for fix price

[verbal imp]

Smells fishy

[rich crow]

No one*

[verbal imp]

What

What is the fixed price

[stray violet]

I guess he means market price

[rich crow]

Who will buy it for it's really price bruh

[stray violet]

Which is like 90k

[verbal imp]

Moment

[rich crow]

So how's wants or I will go another server Ig

[stray violet]

If you're being dead serious

And are actually gonna sell for 2.5k

(cause this is too bizarre)

I'm interested

[verbal imp]

Send a ss of ur inventory

No actually stream it

[rich crow]

But how yall like it its sucks ngl it's rare that's all

[rich crow]

Ok give me a second ok

But u will buy it first or no

[verbal imp]

We need to see if ur deadahh

Why I'm asking u to stream

[stray violet]

Yes

[rich crow]

Give me a second let me stream my invtory

[stray violet]

Gimme like 3 mins

[verbal imp]

Join my vc

[stray violet]

Ok back

[lament stream]

where?!

[stray violet]

Here

[verbal imp]

@rich crow u can join now

[lament stream]

i don't see it.

[stray violet]

Russian joined!!!!

[verbal imp]

Reset discord

[stray violet]

What is he saying

Ok

[lament stream]

i still don't see it.

😭

[verbal imp]

Scroll!!!

[stray violet]

No English role

[verbal imp]

Beuh

[stray violet]

Only for English role havers

[rich crow]

💀

[stray violet]

Ok where is this guy

[verbal imp]

@rich crow

[stray violet]

@lament stream speak or woman

[verbal imp]

Join up

[stray violet]

Claire is girl name!!!!!!

[lament stream]

shouldn't it be the other way round...

[stray violet]

No

[lament stream]

what the heeeell!!@

guys!!! look!!!

i am sharing my screen!!!

[stray violet]

Nice woman phone

[verbal imp]

Yes yes

[fringe phoenix]

women ☕️

[lament stream]

fake.

[rich crow]

W

[verbal imp]

I wonder if he's actually going to join

[stray violet]

Pop up view is crazy

[lament stream]

ofc he isn't.

[verbal imp]

Ong

[rich crow]

👆

[verbal imp]

All of a sudden he can't join vc

[lament stream]

watch him make a quadrillion excuses!!

[stray violet]

[verbal imp]

@rich crow

We are ready!!!

Join.

[stray violet]

Mannnn

[verbal imp]

Mannnnnn

[stray violet]

I (almost) got scammed

[verbal imp]

So lame

Booo

[stray violet]

Who

[verbal imp]

Ali ur a fraud

[lament stream]

you're*.

[verbal imp]

Die

[stray violet]

Yor'rue*

[verbal imp]

U right fr

@lament stream

[lament stream]

i'm playing Standoff 2.

[stray violet]

Fake

[verbal imp]

L off 2

Smh

Join

I mean play

I need to look at my autumns

Ples

[lament stream]

alright...

[verbal imp]

Only fot like 5 mins

[stray violet]

WHAT

[verbal imp]

Idc to watch so2 much

YOOOO

[stray violet]

Now this

[verbal imp]

WTH

[stray violet]

Is reeaaaaallll gaming

[verbal imp]

Nah this is truly gamin

[stray violet]

Aw

[verbal imp]

Wtf

Awwww

[stray violet]

He closed it

I mean she

[verbal imp]

Smh

[stray violet]

She closed it

[verbal imp]

Autumns

soon soon

Just like

2k less

And ill get mine

Okay m9 now @lament stream

Frozen

And u can go about yr day

🙂

Okay not a big w

But we chillin

Just yk

Okay

OkayAUAJSE

STOP

OMG

Ali

[stray violet]

[verbal imp]

Hi 😩

[neat stump]

There is so many clapping sound in the vc

[rich crow]

Guys my bad I guy talked with me and he gave 3700g so sorry he gave more sorry sorry next time

[verbal imp]

I got 16k

Wanna?

[stray violet]

I would've given 3700.01

[rich crow]

XD

[lament stream]

autumns aren't that good imo.

(imo).

(in my opinion).

[stray violet]

Well

[rich crow]

Finally I have know like 8900g

[stray violet]

On the plus side

I get to keep my harmony

[rich crow]

My target is 10000

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

For what knife tho

[verbal imp]

#📸│photos if ur doubting me

[verbal imp]

Kara gold ofc

[stray violet]

(it's photoshopped btw)

[verbal imp]

[lament stream]

sell them and buy a veil scorpion.

[verbal imp]

Dam bro I was trying to get A KNIFR

[stray violet]

Mannnn

[verbal imp]

Mannnnn

[neat stump]

@lament stream ur still streaming

[stray violet]

Well you still have to be highest bid

[lament stream]

the game reset...

[stray violet]

So idk where you're gonna get 70k

[verbal imp]

Tru

[lament stream]

i was gonna beat a CC stage on pop-up view.

[verbal imp]

Gimme autumns for 4k

[rich crow]

Ok give me your id I will send the golden karambit

[neat stump]

How are you typing so fast

[verbal imp]

Definitely

[lament stream]

i'm not.

wth.

[rich crow]

bruh

[neat stump]

What do you mean

U are

[lament stream]

i'm typing quite slow.

[rich crow]

my enemy

i see who u are

[rich crow]

But send gold on this account 203417314

[lament stream]

watch this, imma use młynar to beat this.

[stray violet]

No cap you type slow as hell!!!!!

[rich crow]

just beat it

[rich crow]

Whats ur id bro

[stray violet]

Real

[verbal imp]

So true

[stray violet]

Michael Jordan reference

[rich crow]

yeah

[rich crow]

No cap bro ok that's real work

[stray violet]

You know what

@rich crow

[verbal imp]

DIEEWE

[rich crow]

Give me ur id I will send ok

[stray violet]

Send proof that you sold Kara gold for 3700

🗿

#📸│photos

Go ahead

[verbal imp]

Please do

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[rich crow]

he is skibiditoilet don't do this

[lament stream]

what's with these sounds bro... 😭

[rich crow]

yall don't believe it's I will go do another offer u guys have some suroise trust issues

[steep rose]

Anyone else having the glitch where bots are in your ur game?

[lament stream]

help the drone is coming and młynar still needs 60 seconds help help help.

[swift shard]

[verbal imp]

😂

[steep rose]

Idk why every game I play they have bots on my team

[stray violet]

It's literally a screenshot

[steep rose]

They testing out bots?

[rich crow]

The other dude gave me 3700

bruh

bruh

[stray violet]

Proof

[rich crow]

I will be in another server

[stray violet]

Show sales history

[rich crow]

[verbal imp]

Just 1 pic

[stray violet]

Mannnn

[lament stream]

this is so easy.

[verbal imp]

Or actually join vc

Stream for us

[neat stump]

Yeah i wanted to see it too

[stray violet]

It's full

[verbal imp]

STREAM

Rn

[stray violet]

VC is full nocks

[verbal imp]

If u do ill believe u

[rich crow]

skibiditoilet apple sigma apple xxx tentation skibidi dop yes helicoper

[verbal imp]

.

[lament stream]

yay i did it.

[rich crow]

or what

[lament stream]

(0 risk tags but ok).

[swift shard]

kay cenat skibidi rizz

[verbal imp]

Do I have perms

[lament stream]

skidi.

[stray violet]

I'm gonna fanum tax your grimace shake then hit the griddy in Ohio 👽👽👽👽

[rich crow]

🤓

[lament stream]

[swift shard]

new trend

[rich crow]

U need the nife I am good I have to much brother so that's the offer yes or no

[swift shard]

nife

[stray violet]

I said yes first!!!!!!

Mannnnnnnnn

[lament stream]

STOOP.

[rich crow]

Let me go bro ur wasting time

[rich crow]

u can sleep with ur two arm don't be skbidi stupid

[lament stream]

MY ears.

[verbal imp]

Suck it!@!

[stray violet]

Bro what sound are you guys talking about

It's muted for me

Everyone is

[lament stream]

😭

[rich crow]

Bye another guy will give 7000 see yah

[verbal imp]

Do not unmute

It's cancer

[stray violet]

I mean

Everyone has their mic off

I don't hear anything

[verbal imp]

Sucks ro suck then

I'll just spend my 16k on something else

[stray violet]

Yeah he's fake

Anyways

[rich crow]

A mischievous leprechaun

[verbal imp]

:clueless:

Such a faker!@!

[rich crow]

Good 👍

mwaahahahahahaha

[lament stream]

bro if i don't get a decent 5☆ imma scream.

[verbal imp]

I really wanted knife

[rich crow]

so mischievous mwahahahaha

[verbal imp]

U didn't join vc

[lament stream]

no 6☆...

YO.

LET'S GO.

[rich crow]

What yall think about the new weapon

For me it's 50 50

[swift shard]

useless

[rich crow]

mwahahahahahah i am the devil skibidisigma mwahahahaahah

[lament stream]

broken.

[swift shard]

broken heart 😔 🧑‍🎤

[lament stream]

just buy one!!

[rich crow]

I'm mischievous don't sleep mwahahahaha

[stray violet]

@verbal imp gimme a min

[verbal imp]

Okie I buy

[lament stream]

(you've probably got 10).

[verbal imp]

Nah I only have 1 -1

[rich crow]

😞

[lament stream]

damn.

i sold mine.

saving for another.

[swift shard]

get skibidied lol

[verbal imp]

No more spam ples

My ears FUCKUFJSN

[rich crow]

huh i am not a skibidibaned 🤬😡

[verbal imp]

Easy

[lament stream]

what spam?

[neat stump]

There is so many soundboard sound in the vc

[lament stream]

wtfff.

[swift shard]

😈😈

[lament stream]

they got the chongyue voicelines.

[rich crow]

Don't awaken the mischievous beast in me 😤

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

@eager crescent back

[rich crow]

😈

[stray violet]

Mannnnnn

[steep rose]

U clearly like it up the butt

[stray violet]

@verbal imp

[verbal imp]

I'm back

Without my ear buds on

[stray violet]

What were you saying

[neat stump]

Burrito man is online

[paper tangle]

Only for a bit

[swift shard]

put them back

[stray violet]

I pinged and then left

[verbal imp]

Yeah right

[rich crow]

huh

[lament stream]

azaaaa!!!@ hi!!

[swift shard]

get ready for pipe drops

[verbal imp]

No I was saying

[paper tangle]

Ello Py

[verbal imp]

How did u get so lucky

[lament stream]

we spamming the soundboard in vc.

[stray violet]

Look closely

[paper tangle]

ubet is real

[lament stream]

damn...

[paper tangle]

oh cool

[lament stream]

brb guys gonna get my plate of nachos.

[rich crow]

beceause its time to the beast mode tatatatatata

[paper tangle]

wish I was there

[neat stump]

Join the vc

[paper tangle]

Can’t

[verbal imp]

.

[paper tangle]

I’m at work

[neat stump]

There is so many mess

[verbal imp]

Mf

[paper tangle]

I’ll probably join once I’m back home

[verbal imp]

My balls

[rich crow]

ur balls

[verbal imp]

Would've dropped

[verbal imp]

If some guy sniped that

[rich crow]

skibidiballs

🗿

[verbal imp]

Imma just have my ear buds on the other side of my bed

[rich crow]

huh

[verbal imp]

It's that loud

[rich crow]

huh

[lament stream]

auntie wants me at the table, cya in like 1 hour guys.

[verbal imp]

Dang

[paper tangle]

Dang

[rich crow]

huh

[verbal imp]

Tell her I said hi

[swift shard]

5 in the morning

[rich crow]

huh

[verbal imp]

Ples

😩

[swift shard]

i cant sleep

[rich crow]

me ti bebou

[swift shard]

skibidi possessed me

[rich crow]

mwahahahaha

[stray violet]

Nox you alive

[swift shard]

i have 2 hours of sleep left 🔥💀🙏🏻

[verbal imp]

I am I am

[rich crow]

im so machiavellian

[stray violet]

His mic died

[rich crow]

mwaahahaha

[verbal imp]

Yeah I turned it off

It's so dam

Loud

[stray violet]

1 second he was blip blopping the next he died

I just remembered you screamed and left

💀💀💀

[swift shard]

what did i just heard

[rich crow]

@swift shard skibditoilet are ur nigthmare now because im the machiavellian skibidiking

[swift shard]

😭🙏🏻

[stray violet]

@rich crow u a sussy impostor baka

[rich crow]

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

[verbal imp]

Yeah cuz the sound effects were that loud

[vagrant ivy]

Wtf is skibidi

[rich crow]

its me skibidiking

[neat stump]

Im bored

[swift shard]

skibidi toilet

[vagrant ivy]

[swift shard]

im the king of the skibidi empire

[vagrant ivy]

[rich crow]

don't be more machiavellian because

[rich crow]

no its me

[swift shard]

no its me

[vagrant ivy]

what's that mean now

[verbal imp]

When will u drive da m8 @stray violet

It's fast

[stray violet]

I thiiink

[rich crow]

im the skibiditoilet king king at the clan of skibidiguard because im the king and never can be king by me

[verbal imp]

I think u have info already

[stray violet]

[swift shard]

no.

[stray violet]

I didn't know it was the same game

[verbal imp]

ASSoluto

Racing

[rich crow]

yes get fight skibdi ennemy

[verbal imp]

🙂

[stray violet]

Omgggg

[swift shard]

ASSetto corsa

[stray violet]

I calling mods

[rich crow]

its a good game i play it

[verbal imp]

Good geam

[verbal imp]

I do also

[swift shard]

wanna see some pics

[verbal imp]

Sure thing

[rich crow]

wazzzzzzza

[stray violet]

Go VC and scream that

[rich crow]

don polllo want some chiken

[stray violet]

Do it no balls

[swift shard]

ima post in #📸│photos

[rich crow]

fried chicken because king don polllo said

bro are not a wazzzzzaaaa team

don pollo is angry

😡

[stray violet]

Bad stendoff gameplay

[rich crow]

skibidistandoffgameplay

[stray violet]

Its defuse too 😭😭😭

No shame on that

[fringe phoenix]

[verbal imp]

It's defuse

[stray violet]

But bro you don't gotta try so hard

[verbal imp]

No u have to

[stray violet]

Ok I will

[verbal imp]

If u want a "fun" time that is

[stray violet]

I have to destroy ClumsyDragon532 with 12 games

It is my duty

To make him delete the game

[rich crow]

u become a fried chicken if u don't if u don't join the cult

[verbal imp]

Everyone acts like they're thr hot shi

[stray violet]

After 2 hours of gameplay

[rich crow]

huh

[verbal imp]

Fresh ahh gloves

What imma buy indeed

[rich crow]

bruh

bruh

bruh

[swift shard]

come 1v1 for skibidi throne

[rich crow]

okk

[swift shard]

gib is

id

[rich crow]

wait

[verbal imp]

Yeah I'd do the same @neat stump

[stray violet]

Who

[verbal imp]

Moon

[rich crow]

bruh

[sour schooner]

Hm

[swift shard]

gib

[stray violet]

Bro duels is actually noooot that serious

[swift shard]

Identification

[stray violet]

Like actually

Defuse I can understand

But duels

[swift shard]

we are fighting for skibidi throne

[rich crow]

wait

yes

[swift shard]

u would understand

[verbal imp]

Average

[sour schooner]

[lament stream]

hiiiiii!!!

i'm back.

[stray violet]

Omg hiiii

[lament stream]

hiiiii!!

[swift shard]

cmon

[rich crow]

bro

check ur mp

[stray violet]

Bro is noooot built for the duels lifestyle

[lament stream]

real.

[rich crow]

😎

[lament stream]

damn why can't i use the soundboard.

[swift shard]

skill issu..

[lament stream]

i forgot. 💀

smh bugged app.

[stray violet]

No cap the sound is bugged

Or at least the video is

Lagged

[lament stream]

@swift shard brother what is that crosshair

[stray violet]

By like 3 secs

[lament stream]

real.

[stray violet]

Don't ever make me rejoin for that bull again

[lament stream]

he got them thick sticks.

(on the crosshair).

bro i almost drank hand sanitizer by mistake rn.

[neat stump]

Im streaming the entire time??

[lament stream]

yes.

[neat stump]

No wonder

[lament stream]

does bro have external audio on or why do i hear echoing.

[neat stump]

Skill issue with M60

[swift shard]

watch real gameplay

[lament stream]

cara.

[neat stump]

Wdym real gameplay

[lament stream]

he means that he will show us what real gameplay looks like.

i'm looking forward to it!!

m60 and berettas...

he's trolling.

[neat stump]

He is bad using the M60

Im still mad i met a guy that just taunt me even tho im giving him score

[lament stream]

should've beaten him.

[neat stump]

I beat him

8-7

[swift shard]

no

this is skill

[neat stump]

Shut and continue playing

[lament stream]

m60 and berettas? skill?

[swift shard]

YES

[lament stream]

something doesn't add up.

[swift shard]

tutututururut

[lament stream]

[swift shard]

[neat stump]

[swift shard]

[lament stream]

wuddaheeeeeell!!!!

[swift shard]

ayo

[verbal imp]

Tell her hi for me again

[neat stump]

Wth

[verbal imp]

🙂

[neat stump]

Who send that

[lament stream]

what why...

[lament stream]

cara.

[swift shard]

bro left 😭

i didnt

[neat stump]

Liar

[swift shard]

ion know

i used everything i had

[neat stump]

I need holy watah