💬│english-chat

[zinc meadow]

Why?

[ebon carbon]

Idk

That's what I'm also wondering if it will be deleted

[rich crow]

Hello guys

[mint ridge]

@rich crow you smell

[rich crow]

I will beat you up

[zinc meadow]

You look it #📸│photos

[mint ridge]

try me

[proper gyro]

try him

[zinc meadow]

Don't ask

[true stone]

Hey who want to play 1v1 with me

🧏👆

[true stone]

Hey

[restive slate]

Hi

[true stone]

Wanna play 1v1 with me

[odd parcel]

Hi

[true stone]

👋

[drifting helm]

Juni toxic

[open arch]

bruh every game i get in allies are cheaters

[rich crow]

Doxxed, info leaked on 4chan.

[true stone]

Hey

[unreal sluice]

It’s already getting hot

[sour star]

😭

[true stone]

Who wants to be my

Bf

[open arch]

do u guys always get cheaters too?

[true stone]

I am 19 by the way

[sour star]

i get smurf and boosters

[open arch]

bruh my enemies go from 100 ping to 600 ping when they are peaking

[neat stump]

Real

[rich crow]

Does anyone play allies?

[ocean pewter]

My hippo crampus hurts

🦛

[mint ridge]

🤓

argument destroyed

[dense thistle]

He will bann you know

[mint ridge]

🙁

[outer valley]

🔥

[tender raptor]

Silver 2v2 allies?

[dense thistle]

Man I got g1 even though I won 9/10 matches

😭😭😭😭

[tender raptor]

I got silver 3 bc i lost 3 timees

[dense thistle]

I should have at least got to or g3

[lilac niche]

What rank were you before

[tender raptor]

Gold

[dense thistle]

S4

[lilac niche]

Lmao

[rich crow]

hi

[tender raptor]

Wsp

[lilac niche]

I went from g1 to g3 in comp and from s2 to g1 in allies

Maybe your win were 8-7 wins?

I mostly won with 8-0 or 8-1
Only had 2 loss

[dense thistle]

Let me check

[unreal sluice]

It’s 15c

[unreal sluice]

Miku

[tender raptor]

Who want to play?

Ranked 2v2

[outer valley]

its : 🥶

16c here kek

[ocean pewter]

Bruh heres its 25c

I am so hott

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

20c here

it was 26c sunday

[unreal sluice]

I feel hot in 15c

[rich crow]

gonna be 28c sometime this week

getting summer early

[stray pagoda]

alzeimers

[outer valley]

i wish

[dense thistle]

I got 8-2, 8-7, 8-6, 8-1, 2-8, 8-7, 8-5, 8-6

[neat stump]

Yes

[haughty bobcat]

Hi

[stray pagoda]

are u always chill

[dense thistle]

These were all of my matches

[rich crow]

Hello

[sour star]

she chillin

bing chilling 🍨

[stray pagoda]

are you her for answering my question

[void bronze]

bomboklat

[haughty bobcat]

I want to play

[dense thistle]

I can't see you

[tender raptor]

Id?

[haughty bobcat]

Ok

Accept my friend request

[tender raptor]

.

Bro what is ur id

Like numbers

[haughty bobcat]

Wait

[tender raptor]

Alr

[haughty bobcat]

163607949

[tender raptor]

Added

Sented*

[stray pagoda]

guys go check my gold 4 in #📸│photos

[void bronze]

pro

[dense thistle]

What game is that

[vapid gust]

where can i get a player banned

bro had walls and nothing but headshots

[neat stump]

Pretty much

[neat stump]

Report it at customer service

[vapid gust]

tf that mean?

[sour star]

wym by that

[neat stump]

...

[neat stump]

Go to setting scroll down until u see help and support, open it

[dense thistle]

Bing chilling <John Cena <you can't see me 👋 < I can't see you

There you go

[rich crow]

English Chat

[stray pagoda]

standoff 2

[solid vault]

Real.

[dense thistle]

Hell nahh

[stray pagoda]

yes

hell yahh

[dense thistle]

When

[stray pagoda]

totally not cs2

[solid vault]

[dense thistle]

Boy

[stray pagoda]

aaaaaa

[solid vault]

[vapid reef]

[sour star]

[dense thistle]

"Dies"

[ocean pewter]

@brittle knoll

Bala bala bala

[polar ice]

No

[brittle knoll]

🦕

My back hurts

🐅

[vagrant ivy]

💀

Escalation mode is the best common mode

[ocean pewter]

🐂

@brittle knoll you played abduction game?

🐮

Cow jump

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[wild dawn]

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

Life is inherently ordinary

🐔
🦷

[brittle knoll]

Nice surpriseding

[wild dawn]

"Life is inherently boring"'-me 2024

[brittle knoll]

🐧

[wild dawn]

Top ten

[stray violet]

"this ain't ordinary life" - The Weeknd (2016)

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[stray violet]

Mannnn

[dense thistle]

Have a good nig||ht||

[brittle knoll]

🐤

Side

[vapid gust]

the rainbow on the new knife is insane

i cant wait for the BP to drop im buying it right away

cheaper to do it that way

[vapid gust]

drop on market

[warped plume]

no way)

[outer valley]

u sure?

😆

[void bronze]

very funny

[swift shard]

ugly ahh knife

[outer valley]

yes

[sonic bronze]

.

[lament stream]

agreed.

[brazen portal]

Noo

[brittle knoll]

🐆

My neck hurts

[subtle nacelle]

same

[swift shard]

crack it

[brittle knoll]

🦕

My neck no longer hurts

[swift shard]

[vocal island]

ball ball ball

[stray violet]

Lin lin

[stray violet]

Your neck hurts again and is so cold

[brittle knoll]

Ngl

[stray violet]

🪄

[brittle knoll]

My neck does hurt again and is so cold

🐟

I think I won't get steak again and just keep getting pork

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

The fact steak gets stuck in your teeth so easily is too much for me 🦕

[brittle knoll]

Target acquired

🐟🐡

[empty veldt]

Is there any Polish in here ?

[edgy bane]

Guys

[brittle knoll]

(he is going to jumpscare him while he's being focused on the target)

[stray violet]

Top down view of the situation

[brittle knoll]

Blowfish will drop down on fish like a missile then explode

[stray violet]

💥

[brittle knoll]

What a nice pig

[elfin ore]

My finger is not gliding through my screen what should I do

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[stray violet]

Replacement screen

[brittle knoll]

It is what it is

[void bronze]

what

have you tried moving your finger

[outer valley]

water

[elfin ore]

It moves but it doesn't slide easily, like it has a good grip

[plucky hamlet]

guys

[void bronze]

wash your hands and the screen

[rich crow]

hi

[elfin ore]

Done that

[rich crow]

Any new promocodes?

hi

hi

[rich crow]

Ur name

[tulip elbow]

Got muted lmao

[elfin ore]

Irl or So2 id

[tulip elbow]

Wassup dawg

[rich crow]

How foes ur discord name even

Wtf

Alhamdulillah is a muslim word or whatever you call if

[elfin ore]

Not Muslim it is Arabic and it means praise be to God

[void bronze]

theres no way to remove friction man

[outer valley]

put oil in your hand

it will slide!

[elfin ore]

Any like gloves for fingers

[void bronze]

yeah you can use those

finger sleeves

[tulip elbow]

Did I just heard oil 🦅🦅🇺🇲

[void bronze]

cooking oil

[outer valley]

yas

[void bronze]

not fuel oil

[outer valley]

xD

[tulip elbow]

Oh

Nvm

[void bronze]

yeah

[tulip elbow]

Let me know when y'all find oil

Freedom is very important

[brittle knoll]

I have

🐪

🦙🛢

Here

[outer valley]

[tulip elbow]

Can I have your location

[brittle knoll]

23.4162° N, 25.6628° E

[sharp mist]

allah is the greatest

[stray violet]

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables

[void bronze]

alhamdulliah

[stray violet]

And olive oil made of olives

What is baby oil made of

[void bronze]

what kind of oil is for baby

[stray violet]

Baby oil

[ocean pewter]

🛢️ 🐡

[merry blaze]

yo wts everyone i want help bc i don’t know where to download standoff2 on pc

[void bronze]

bluestack

[sick crater]

aliens 👽

[merry blaze]

except this

[outer valley]

why

[void bronze]

ldplayer

its just like bluestack

[stray violet]

@void bronze I'm hungry what should I do

[gentle mesa]

what do you guys think of the new map and gun?

[merry blaze]

crash idk why

[outer valley]

5.21

isnt crashing

[void bronze]

you

[merry blaze]

ok i will try it

[stray violet]

Mannnnnnn

[merry blaze]

my pc rlly doesn’t care

[outer valley]

yk its crashing on bs4 cuz of so2 not your pc

[merry blaze]

has personal with bluestack

[brittle knoll]

There's a chance none are made from what they claim, starting with the vegetable oil that's made from seeds, then olive oil being next, that can be counterfeit

🐓

[stray violet]

We're being lied to by major companies??????

[brittle knoll]

Oh yea speaking of olive oil, all oils can go rancid quickly

Even sitting on the shelf

[stray violet]

They're lying to us so they can make a profit off of our negligence ⁉️⁉️⁉️

Nahhhhhhh

[brittle knoll]

I mean they're sensitive to air right

I remember having some olive oil

[stray violet]

Fortune 500 companies would NEVER do that

[tulip elbow]

Oil

[stray violet]

They only want the best for their customers

[brittle knoll]

And a time where I decided I should drink a spoon of oil sometimes to " lower my cholesterol "

[stray violet]

And would NEVER lie when the truth is literally a Google search away

[brittle knoll]

But that was also a time I was oblivious to how oils can go rancid

[wary aurora]

Who comp im silver 2

[brittle knoll]

It tasted... Rancind

[tulip elbow]

Blud thinks peeps go and search that

[brittle knoll]

So even olive oil can be bad

The bottle can still get air inside

🦕 _ _

[stray violet]

Yes that's why it has an expiration date ☝️

[tulip elbow]

Just eat raw honey

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[stray violet]

Only honey can never expire

[brittle knoll]

Honey is sugar!!

[tulip elbow]

Only if it's natural

[brittle knoll]

Natural sugars are a scam

[tulip elbow]

Not a skem💯

[brittle knoll]

Just look at the chemistry of both

And honey

[wary aurora]

Who comp im silver 2

[brittle knoll]

"glucose"

Wow

Table sugar: half glucose half fructose

[tulip elbow]

Ain't we need that tho?

[brittle knoll]

No

🐓

[tulip elbow]

Ig yea

[brittle knoll]

Even that we need glucose to live is also a scam

[tulip elbow]

Man I kinda remember what glucose used for in our body in 10th grade but it's blurred

[brittle knoll]

You can even deplete your glycogen stores and be well, as opposed to let's say eating carbs daily and taking creatine

[tulip elbow]

Better eat normal food

Creatine is expensive

[brittle knoll]

This is probably why creatine doesn't seem to do much for the average person

[tulip elbow]

For a normal person tbh

[brittle knoll]

Glycogen is overrated

🦕 _ _

[tulip elbow]

Still

Honey>

[brittle knoll]

Meat

[brittle knoll]

80% glucose

Or something like that

You'd be better of eating table sugar

[tulip elbow]

It's better then table sugar

[brittle knoll]

How so

[tulip elbow]

Way better tbh

[brittle knoll]

Sweeter yes

Sweetness comes with a cost

Always

[stray violet]

Acckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkshually ☝️

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[pliant linden]

It doesn't

[tulip elbow]

Just use jaggery then

[fringe phoenix]

@brittle knoll I'm about to go on a 12 mile, what should I eat?

[brittle knoll]

🦙

[tulip elbow]

Y'all had jaggery ever or not?

[fringe phoenix]

I dont think we have those

[tulip elbow]

Ahh

[stray violet]

Never heard of that

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

How 📝🦕

[stray violet]

Mann

[brittle knoll]

What's 12 mile

[fringe phoenix]

run, my bad

[brittle knoll]

Personally, I wouldn't eat anything at all

🐓

[tulip elbow]

It's costs more then sugar but it's good for health

[fringe phoenix]

Well that's where I am at right now

[brittle knoll]

But now I know steak may be good too

[fringe phoenix]

I got lean beef in the fridge

[rich crow]

shoooooooon

G

[brittle knoll]

I mean was saying yesterday after eating so much, I filled my stomach but didn't feel weighted down

[tulip elbow]

Jaggery is proven to be very helpful for stomach problems like digestion, constipation

[stray violet]

@brittle knoll your hemoglobin hurts and is so cold

[fringe phoenix]

but what is it lol

[stray violet]

🪄

[brittle knoll]

If you have stomach problems or constipation: grains

Are the problem

[tulip elbow]

Just Google it bruv

[brittle knoll]

Never ate a ton of grains without having gas too

🦕

[tulip elbow]

It can be used as a sweetner

[brittle knoll]

My hemoglobin hurts and is so co-

:blownfish_soulless:

[stray violet]

[tulip elbow]

It's also made from sugar cane

[stray violet]

I eat raw sugar cane

Nom nom

[brittle knoll]

Man the cluelessness

[tulip elbow]

Fr

[brittle knoll]

Is hilarious

[tulip elbow]

They be tasting fire

[stray violet]

Mannnnnnn

[brittle knoll]

Lol

Hahahahah

Haaaahaahah

🦕

[tulip elbow]

But jokes aside jaggery is way better then table sugar

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

I wonder how can something be as tasty as sugar

🤔

Must be because it's made of protein and fat

[stray violet]

Idk ask bees

[tulip elbow]

Yep

[brittle knoll]

☝️😃

[tulip elbow]

Or ask sugarcane

[brittle knoll]

You mean Big Sugar

🦕

[stray violet]

Sugar CEO

[tulip elbow]

Yes

My eyes be hurting soo bad

[stray violet]

His eyes are so cold

[brittle knoll]

It's the fat building up in your arteries

[tulip elbow]

Guyss fun fact

[stray violet]

🪄

[brittle knoll]

You should stop eating fat

🐓

Fat bad for u

[tulip elbow]

One of my cousin had a child

Yesterday

[tulip elbow]

I'm skinny

• I'm in fast for a day

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Do u eat fat

Eating fat very bad

[tulip elbow]

Don't think soo

Idk

[brittle knoll]

Hopefully not

[tulip elbow]

I just eat rice w some dal and eggs

[brittle knoll]

Eggs are cancerous

[tulip elbow]

No.

[brittle knoll]

And also high in cholesterol

Very very bad

☝️🐓

[tulip elbow]

Also high in protein

[brittle knoll]

Protein is also cancerous

Honey is not

[tulip elbow]

Dayum

[tulip elbow]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

U should eat more honey

Now!!

[tulip elbow]

Acktully

I drank honey

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[tulip elbow]

Mixed w lukewarm water

30 mins ago

[stray violet]

Bees kicked me out of their hive

[brittle knoll]

Oh jolly goodness

Honey made of syrup

🐫

My back hurts hurts

[tulip elbow]

250 ml of water w 1 table spoon of honey

[brittle knoll]

Oh

[tulip elbow]

Just tell your back to not hurt

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[stray violet]

Your back is so cold so cold

[brittle knoll]

Hey stop hurting

[stray violet]

🪄

[brittle knoll]

My back is so cold so cold

🐬🐬

[winter saddle]

Are they gonna fix the lag? All the servers I try are so laggy now

[tulip elbow]

Your back dosen't even listen to you

Damn

[stray violet]

I am so cold

[brittle knoll]

What a flipping pig

[tulip elbow]

I'm shocked that I haven't got back pain

[ocean pewter]

I eat sourdough bread with sour cream

[brittle knoll]

Have a blanket

[ocean pewter]

🐔

[tulip elbow]

Nice

[dense thistle]

Lmao hahahaha

[brittle knoll]

🐢

[ocean pewter]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Wheres your blanket

[ocean pewter]

🐢 💨

[tulip elbow]

I have

[brittle knoll]

Nice blanketing

[tulip elbow]

A hambuegr

[brittle knoll]

I'll go buy water see you in 22 hours

[stray violet]

I have blanket

[tulip elbow]

Aight bro

[brittle knoll]

🚪🐓

[tulip elbow]

Good night

Take care y'all

[stray violet]

3cm thick blanket

I am

So cold

[arctic geyser]

smbd there player gta trilogy definitive edition on iphone?

[ocean pewter]

Shoong you tried stevia?

[wanton lily]

🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩

[rich crow]

Joy bangla

[inner pollen]

@delicate bluff

how to get brilliant medal?

[opaque vector]

someone tagged me?

[main rock]

Impossible now

[dense thistle]

Nope

[arctic geyser]

brilliant veteran 2024?

[rich crow]

Any suggestions what should I do with 50 G

Invest it

In what?

[rich crow]

Actually 80G

[willow elbow]

are ther a shop

[brazen portal]

anyone up for vc ?

[sick crater]

aaaaa

[brazen portal]

NO

[sick crater]

excuse me?😥

[outer shale]

maybe someone knows why i don't get coins after 20 matches of team death match?

[teal dome]

hi, you can ask this question here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback.

[rich crow]

[sick crater]

yea

dead server

[inner pollen]

yeah

[inner pollen]

but why?

[inner pollen]

invest in sharp collection

[humble tiger]

i still remember when the chameleon collection just dropped, i bought a few boxes and opened them, They had a long animation when i opened it, but now it's not so long anymore, why is that?

[humble tiger]

you won't get many coins for playing in an extra match anyway, play allies

[glossy kestrel]

where h from

[timid shale]

Oops mb

[inner pollen]

yeah server was laggy thats why

[inner pollen]

lol

[shell valve]

Müttefik girecek sağlam oyuncu arıyorum!

[opaque vector]

g to ja spierdalam

[dense thistle]

What

[stray violet]

Guys

I have an announcement to make

[sick crater]

ok

[stray violet]

If you are going to play control point mode

DO NOT

I repeat

DO NOT

Use the awm if you suck at it

Garbage ahh teammates be using it and then I get 3v1d (skill issue)

[sick crater]

truly

[dense thistle]

IF X + U = 15, then i am sure X = 5

Because U are definitely a 10

[sick crater]

🫣

[dense thistle]

😉

[stray violet]

Yes

I have

[humble tiger]

wait was it really because of a server lag?

i thought it was intentional

longer animation is way more satisfying ngl

[rich crow]

So sell it to me

[stray violet]

Idk man I'll only make 1k profit if I sell it and probably won't ever buy it for 26k again

I'll do 34

[sick crater]

help the brother out

[stray violet]

(real)

Did he get muted

[shell valve]

I'm looking for a solid player for allies mode!

[stray violet]

He's here

[shell valve]

Who

[rich crow]

For 34k gold?

[stray violet]

Yes

[brazen portal]

RANK ?

[rich crow]

The issue is that it sells my entire inventory

[brazen portal]

sorry caps

[rich crow]

I have nowhere to get more Gold

[shell valve]

Gold 3

[stray violet]

I set my price

If you're not interested, it's fine

I'd rather keep it

[brazen portal]

can silver 1 play also i dont play like a silver lol

so dw

[shell valve]

White your ID

[brazen portal]

give me 2 mins

just in a game

[shell valve]

Oke

[brazen portal]

4-8

we winning

[rich crow]

I need 15 Gold to reach 34 Gold

34k gold***

[shell valve]

@brazen portal

[stray violet]

Then just wait it out

[shell valve]

Write your ID

[stray violet]

Someone will eventually sell for the request price

[brazen portal]

yeah last round bro

then will

[shell valve]

Are you in the game 😄

[brazen portal]

yeah

one sec

will write now

[rich crow]

So the price you give is 34k gold?

[verbal imp]

What

[stray violet]

If you're interested, yes

[brazen portal]

211257222 - id

[rich crow]

Not a bad price.

[shell valve]

OK 1 min

[stray violet]

Again, you can just wait and save 700-1000 gold

Someone else might sell

[rich crow]

I could let you know when I have the price

Then you put it up for sale

That makes sense

[stray violet]

Yes

[rich crow]

Thanks for the tip

[unique flame]

Yo

Allies anyone

[toxic thunder]

i can but gotta eat first

[unique flame]

How long?

[toxic thunder]

15mins

ca

[unique flame]

I can w8

[toxic thunder]

okok

ima tell u when im here

[unique flame]

You ranked already

And if not than what was your rank last season?

[rich crow]

And the knife of my dream, I really want to buy it

[toxic thunder]

i was gold 3 but gold 1 now bc trash randoms (bromze mates 💀)

[unique flame]

No no that’s fine

[stray violet]

It's my dream too, that's why I'm hesitant to sell it

[unique flame]

I was g1 last season I was asking bc it wouldn’t let us play if either of us was lower

I’ve learned that

[toxic thunder]

idk silv 4 but im pc now w 240 fps

[unique flame]

😂 fair

I added

Aimbot is my name

😂

I only play 60fps but it’s constant now so I’m better

[sterile depot]

bru i lost my acc w 1237 hours😢

[unique flame]

Womp womp

I’m jp

😂

That’s been happening to a lot of people lately

😬

Idky tho

[unique flame]

I see what your saying now, I’m currently unranked but I’m curious if it’ll let us play together

[opaque vector]

XD

[dense thistle]

Bro your replying time is so fast

[unique flame]

😂😂

[dense thistle]

🤭

[dense thistle]

Bro took 30 minutes to Wright 2 letters 💀💀💀💀

[timid shale]

Best 1000 gold knife?

Fast

[toxic thunder]

im here now

[main rock]

Jkomndoo

And dual dagger

@timid shale

Or tanto

This 3

[dense thistle]

There are only these 3 in that price range 😂😂

[brisk ice]

😂

[winter saddle]

Why can’t bronze and gold play together anymore ?

[main rock]

If he like big then tanto

If small then dd

[brisk ice]

Bro u r champion why do u care

[winter saddle]

Why do u care ?

[main rock]

There's also kunai

[opaque vector]

frfr

[winter saddle]

Why can’t bronze and gold play together anymore ?

[brisk ice]

Bro wtf u asked r8

[dense thistle]

Bro took 10 min to say frfr💀💀💀💀

[opaque vector]

man im playing zombie game

jonny vs zombies

[winter saddle]

You’re responding cuz you’re bored

[dense thistle]

Good because your reply are dead as hell

[opaque vector]

mobile pixel zombie shooter imo cool

[winter saddle]

You bathe bom bom bom

[dense thistle]

Ayy be nice lil bro

[winter saddle]

Mathe

[brazen portal]

whos eu and wants to run some allies

silver 2

[opaque vector]

bob the builder

[stoic badge]

Skibidi sigma rizz

[dense thistle]

😂

[stoic badge]

Rizzzzz meee

Billy bob

[brisk ice]

Bro if u have champ rank it doesnt mean u know everything 😂

[winter saddle]

I wanted to know why gold can’t play w bronze anymore , last season it worked

[dense thistle]

IF X + U = 15, then i am sure X = 5

Because U are definitely a 10

[winter saddle]

…..yah that’s why I’m asking a question

[opaque vector]

womp womp cry bout it bob the builder

[stoic badge]

Me weak mathxa

[winter saddle]

Buddy thinks he knows everything

[stoic badge]

Me have 12 years

[teal dome]

please, read this article - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/9054789-outcast-0-28-0-update-description.

[winter saddle]

Mathe go bom bom bom

[dense thistle]

Cringe

[stoic badge]

Me match expart

Mathx

[next ocean]

how

[stoic badge]

X+2² = x2²

No hackinf please

[dense thistle]

Because you lack vitamin ME

[opaque vector]

neev why so much emoji?

[dense thistle]

Ther were only 6 😭

[winter saddle]

Thanks for being the only helpful one

Everyone else mathe go bom bom bom

[sick crater]

@brittle knoll bestow ur wiseness upon us o’ shoong

[next ocean]

We have an ABC triangle. |AB| = 4, |AC| = 9 and |BC| = X. Whats the highest value that can X get?

[teal dome]

[dense thistle]

Who let him cook

[ocean pewter]

Shooongg!!!!

[next ocean]

it's very simple to answer

[ocean pewter]

@brittle knoll

@brittle knoll

My nose hurts

[next ocean]

it is 8th or 9th subject if im not mistaken

[ocean pewter]

Help me shoong

[sick crater]

remove it

[ocean pewter]

No

[sick crater]

👽become this

[dense thistle]

Get your as in jail because you is illegal

Brother ewww

[sick crater]

neev ur bio scared me again

😥

[dense thistle]

I'm sorry lil bro my bad

[ocean pewter]

Shoong!!!!!¡

[dense thistle]

<----- your reaction

[ocean pewter]

Shoong is a restricted word in clan name

I tried

[sick crater]

@dense thistle read my bio 🐒

[sick crater]

why do u need shoong

[ocean pewter]

Why not

🐓

[dense thistle]

1Ahh
2ahhhh
3ahhhhhh ahhh"bonk"

[ocean pewter]

Because we are shoongers

[dense thistle]

You calling me monkey

[timid shale]

Dual dagger is worth?

[sick crater]

yes

[dense thistle]

I ain't black tho

[timid shale]

Bro help me I need my first knifee

[winter saddle]

My bio is good

[dense thistle]

Us 🤝

[timid shale]

BRO

I have gold

[sick crater]

u will be

[timid shale]

What knife

I get

[unique flame]

Any

[timid shale]

What knife should I get

[unique flame]

Whatever looks good to you

[dense thistle]

How

[timid shale]

I'm a tryhard

On pc

[unique flame]

It’s a personal preference

[dense thistle]

Mods

[unique flame]

Ok so get a hard knife?

[timid shale]

No

Dagger?

Rant

Tanto

Idkk

[winter saddle]

Anyways

New pfp

[sick crater]

uh guys

anywaysp

[dense thistle]

Got fried

[sick crater]

||BOO😝||

[dense thistle]

You ain't America you African

[winter saddle]

Don’t lie!!!!

[dense thistle]

"Dies"

[ocean pewter]

How you know

Are you assuming his race?

[dense thistle]

Look at his pfp

[winter saddle]

Exactly

[ocean pewter]

Which is a federal offence

[sick crater]

u black now

[dense thistle]

Dammm

[winter saddle]

Did u know that all black people aren’t Africans 😄

Anyways

[sick crater]

wow

[ocean pewter]

But ur bio say ur merican

[sick crater]

guys ss that

[winter saddle]

@admin this guy bein racist

[ocean pewter]

And ur name sound like spanish

[sick crater]

no they are

[dense thistle]

Nahh my bad

[winter saddle]

…..I am American , where did I say I was anything else

[sick crater]

unless u jamican

[ocean pewter]

.

[winter saddle]

Anyways

[ocean pewter]

African- american***

[winter saddle]

That’s my uncle who was a war veteran

[dense thistle]

What???? When did that happen

[ocean pewter]

Please don't cancel me for this

My neck already hurts

[winter saddle]

He served in the Soviet Union

He was their personal dealer

….

[stray violet]

<@&1139641602919379106> skin him alive

[dense thistle]

Man don't tag people

[stray violet]

I'm sorry

[ocean pewter]

My nose hurts

[sick crater]

remove urneck

[dense thistle]

They don't get played for this shi

[ocean pewter]

🐮

[dense thistle]

Nahh he getting banney

[stray violet]

It doesn't ping

Role pings don't work here

[ocean pewter]

@everyone

[dense thistle]

What

[ocean pewter]

Hehehee shoongin aroundd

[stray violet]

<@&793996279214637069>

See

[dense thistle]

Nahh you play to much

Nig||ht||

[stray violet]

<@&793996310318678058>

[dense thistle]

Did they do this Reasontly

Because I remember it wasn't like that before

[opaque vector]

brooo

my internet is gone🫡

[sick crater]

nig||boo||

[opaque vector]

watch out bro i was banned for sayinb b00bs

[dense thistle]

😡 😱

[stray violet]

It's been like that for years

[dense thistle]

Mods

He said it again

[outer valley]

bob

bub

[dense thistle]

Bobin buttowski

[unreal sluice]

Hi

[outer valley]

hai

xD

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

[stray violet]

Xdddd

[unreal sluice]

Shoong

[ocean pewter]

@brittle knoll

[dense thistle]

Guys @opaque vector got muted

🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[ocean pewter]

But why

🐡

[dense thistle]

He told me son of

[ocean pewter]

Here?

[dense thistle]

And got muted

Yea

[ocean pewter]

Pooop

[stray violet]

[ocean pewter]

I am so cold

[dense thistle]

Hahahahaha

[ocean pewter]

🦕

[dense thistle]

He said it's your fault

Hahahahaha

🤣

[winter saddle]

My friend is at 610 mmr and I’m at 1060 , why can’t we play together

My friend is at 610 mmr and I’m at 1060 , why can’t we play together

Bug?

Thought it was only a 600 difference

[rugged trail]

BCS

Skill issue

[proven frost]

someone wanna play comp

3/5

[bronze grove]

Check #1044085342308941944

[peak dirge]

me and my friends unranked, why isn’t letting us play comp?

[lime palm]

Anyone down for comp zone 7

[stray violet]

How are you gonna press someone during warm up and chase them around with the awm and then chicken out and leave after losing 2 rounds

You ain't no goddamn tough guy

Average duels game

[timid nexus]

Hey

[lost bough]

Do someone want to play with me?

[timid nexus]

No

[lime palm]

Anyone down for comp zone 7

[lost bough]

Ok

[ocean pewter]

🐔

[gray ferry]

what is ur rank?

[main rock]

3k gold was 22 dollars now 35 dollar unfair

[lost bough]

Hmm silver

[main rock]

Me poor

[gray ferry]

damn it sorry cant play rn

[lost bough]

Its ok its just a game

[rich crow]

Just a life

[gray ferry]

and nerves are just nerves

[lost bough]

In Europe is 32€

[gray ferry]

yeah

[lost bough]

Mhyea

[gray ferry]

i think

[gray ferry]

this game sometimes makes me want to jump off my balcony

(not rlly)

[copper spruce]

Anyone trynna play ?

[brittle knoll]

Oh yeah

[lost bough]

I can play

[brittle knoll]

Dry/cracked skin - vitamin C

[copper spruce]

DM me

[brittle knoll]

Sugar will block its absorbtion

[lost bough]

Nvm your the first

[gray ferry]

he cant play i think

[brittle knoll]

Oranges have a bit more sugar than lemons and lemons a bit less C than oranges

[gray ferry]

Good to know

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

🐔

[lost bough]

I like melon 🍈

[brittle knoll]

Vitamin C - collagen synthesis

Soo

[ocean pewter]

I like oranges

[gray ferry]

watermelon*

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[gray ferry]

wait

my bad

Ah the caps

its a melon

[copper spruce]

@lost bough DM me to play

[lost bough]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

I will now create a consistent joke about how I will return in <number> hours decreasing as time passes, but still coming back here during that period

And then reminding when i will "return" until eventually someone calls me out

[gray ferry]

brain.exe has stopped working

[brittle knoll]

Well anyway see yall in 19 hours

[gray ferry]

[lost bough]

I dont really enderstand sometime il french 🇫🇷

[brittle knoll]

Good to know

🦕

[stray violet]

🥖 🥐

Did you understand now

[brittle knoll]

La baguette au chocolat

[lost bough]

Chocolatine

[tidal wedge]

Do girl actual play this game

[lost bough]

I play it sometime yea because i have frends that tell me to play it

[stray violet]

Who was I talking to

[lost bough]

Maybe to me ?

[tidal wedge]

?

[lost bough]

Because you say croissant baguette 😢

[stray violet]

Hi

(I did not ping but I hope they go online and see this message so we can continue yesterday's conversation)

[tidal wedge]

Waiting dragon glass gloves drop-

[stray violet]

@tidal wedge they came out in s7 update

In the new case

[tired mist]

Hai!

[ocean pewter]

🦕 🥖

[tired mist]

Hai!!

[tidal wedge]

@stray violet what?? Another new case?

[stray violet]

Yes

[tired mist]

Hii!!

[stray violet]

Chameleon collection

[lost bough]

Sad

[tidal wedge]

I already have 2k gold to ready for that gloves

If not enough i ma sell my fang

[stray violet]

They're like 3-3.5k

[tidal wedge]

WHAT

[stray violet]

Yes

Go check them out

[verbal imp]

Give it 3 weeks

[stray violet]

Months*

[tidal wedge]

I mean i waiting the price drop,cause ppl dont like fingerless¿@stray violet

[stray violet]

Ong!!!!!

[verbal imp]

Yeah what he said

[lost bough]

Should i buy Fang flare with champion gloves or just buy a Karambit snow camo ?

[stray violet]

I like this fish

🐡 🐡 🐡

[lost bough]

Yea then you eat you die

[stray violet]

I'm talking about flashy

The user

Not the actual fish

Well I do like the fish

But I don't mean eating it

[tired mist]

What give me gold???pls🙏🏻

[lost bough]

Mh ok

[stray violet]

No begging

[lost bough]

Annoying

[stray violet]

<@&473212329643737098> ban this guy

Right now

I want to see him publicly executed

[brazen portal]

fr g

[stray violet]

I want a crowd to throw tomatoes at him while he's being held down by a wooden contraption

[brazen portal]

bro dont ping

[tired mist]

You give me gold?

[stray violet]

Oh my bad

[brazen portal]

ill give you a punch to the head ko you

[lost bough]

Are you like autiste autisme because you go all the way up to Watch his message ??

[brazen portal]

lil boi

[stray violet]

<@&473212329643737098> sorry for pinging guys

<@&473217460586414107> let your boys know I'm sorry

[brazen portal]

are you someone who text dont mean nothing to me ....... yes

🙂

[lost bough]

Sadness

[brazen portal]

sry not sry 😦

[lost bough]

Mh

[main rock]

Lmao i translated it

[spiral thunder]

Phyton!

[lament stream]

who up standing their off rn. 👀

[lament stream]

miyuuuu!!!

hru?

[main rock]

Sugi pula is a bad word

Don't write it

[spiral thunder]

I'm good

Eating

[tired mist]

You give me gold??🙏🏻

[lament stream]

what yu eatin'?

[stray violet]

I'm over here reloading my ak I got bullets on my ak rn I'm a terrorist fr

[lament stream]

real.

[rich crow]

Fang haunt

[tired mist]

Wtf😅

[stray violet]

Yes

Fang haunt

[main rock]

@brazen portal bro he said bad words to you

[rich crow]

Hahahahha

[lament stream]

the mostimer.

[main rock]

Say something

[tired mist]

Bye bye

[stray violet]

He's leaving!!!!

Less gooooo

[lost bough]

Witch contry ?

[rich crow]

[main rock]

America maybe

Everyone has guns

[stray violet]

Sandstone

[lament stream]

lmao.

[lost bough]

Thank god i live in belgium

[stray violet]

@rich crow btw is this

[lost bough]

Mhh yea i didnt thibi that way

[keen moss]

Is as val actually op ?

Or just good

[stray violet]

It's pretty good

[main rock]

Val sound like old akr

But 25 ammo bad

[keen moss]

It's silenced