💬│english-chat

[brittle knoll]

Yea fr

[timid shale]

Gn

[brittle knoll]

Literally no one talking

(literally)

[spiral thunder]

They sleeping

[brittle knoll]

You're not talking either

Literally

[spiral thunder]

Because i am about to go to work😊

Gotta work to pay so2 skins

Jk

[brittle knoll]

You will still not talk afterwards

🐓

[spiral thunder]

Yup

[brittle knoll]

There's a high chance no one will ever talk in this chat

☝️🐓

Literally

Dang bro u should become a supporter too since you're so capable

Oh deleted

[spiral thunder]

Why they can send links now

[brittle knoll]

Must be dyno or mee6

That's down

[spiral thunder]

Perhaps

[brittle knoll]

Afaik automod should never go down

And they don't have it do they

For links

Chat dead I wanna keep talking i have to stop bye gn

[rich crow]

w

[lament stream]

w.

[rich crow]

Nah W

NahW

Biggest W

Ha

Muted again

100% real

[tender raptor]

@paper tangle thanks

[serene fjord]

Yoooo guys when they gonna release standoff update in ios

[rich crow]

Bro

They have

Go update it

[serene fjord]

Tnx broo

[rich crow]

Bro didn't check the app store before asking

[serene fjord]

Hh

[lament stream]

guys, is the update out on iOS yet?

[rich crow]

A 2s mute isn't that deep bro

[rich crow]

Yesno

[tender raptor]

Yep it is

[lament stream]

@drifting dust bro.

my brother.

my friend.

are you muted rn?

for how long were you muted??

[rich crow]

got removed

See

It doesn't matter anymore

Womp womp

[tender raptor]

Gn guys

[lament stream]

were you actually muted for 3 hours tho?

did you have to spend those 3 hours muted?

[rich crow]

What's wrong with it?

[lament stream]

it's rethoric my friend, my point with these questions is, quit complaining, you're not muted.

[slim jolt]

I see, Casual heated argument going on.

[rich crow]

Since when did NPCs come to discord??

[lament stream]

neither did you actually have to spend those 3 hours muted.

in other words, stop crying.

[rich crow]

Called a typo

let’s go locked competitive

[lament stream]

"waahhh i was false-muted for 3 hours!!! i need to complain wahhhh!!!"

[rich crow]

Fr

Got elite

[lament stream]

w. 💪

[slim jolt]

Funny so2 community even try to attack each other in discord too.

[lament stream]

yes, are you still muted? no.

[slim jolt]

Nice

[rich crow]

Proof or it didn't happen

[rich crow]

bettt

[lament stream]

on his way to get the role rn.

[rich crow]

All this over a 2min mute

Womp womp

[paper tangle]

im testing something

[lament stream]

fr.

[paper tangle]

looks like it worked

[slim jolt]

Hi bro

[lament stream]

wait.

lunch is served wth brb.

[slim jolt]

Btw your prayers worked I got a small raise

[paper tangle]

nice

i never did

something just went wrong

[slim jolt]

Did my prayers work?
Did fortune fell on you?

[rich crow]

12 to 12.01

[slim jolt]

It's like 12 to 12.50

[rich crow]

w tho

[slim jolt]

But hey a raise is a raise

[rich crow]

@rich crow nice flex

[rich crow]

Check #📸│photos

You wanted proof

[paper tangle]

its my off day ig so yeah

[slim jolt]

Nice

I say let's keep praying for each other I am sure this deal will work for both of us

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

You

[slim jolt]

👏

Sry I don't have that emoji

[paper tangle]

🙏

its that

[lament stream]

this one.

[slim jolt]

🙏

[paper tangle]

there ya go

[slim jolt]

I pray for fortune for all and a long healthy life

[paper tangle]

ima go to the bath room

[slim jolt]

Yes bro relive your self from the greatest responsibility a man has to face...the call of the nature

Boy I sound like a cultist

[paper tangle]

sometimes it be like that

[slim jolt]

What do you do btw

I mean on daily basis

[lament stream]

he lives.

[slim jolt]

Thats on the second to second realty check

[lament stream]

i'm eating chicken soup, but it has no brim.

[slim jolt]

I like to know about others profession

Gives me an insight on how things work in different sectors of economy

[lament stream]

real.

[hexed gorge]

so ez to make elite

bruh

[slim jolt]

Congrats

[minor crypt]

Is this the official group?

[tender raptor]

Yup

[minor crypt]

Bro what

Why do I see French and allat

[tender raptor]

Bc u have roles?

..

[lament stream]

homeboy really picked all the roles.

[tender raptor]

Frr

[minor crypt]

How do I turn off those languages lmao

[lament stream]

go to Channels & Roles and click on them again.

easy? easy.

[tender raptor]

Go to channel and roles

Fr

[minor crypt]

Aiit finally

So

[tender raptor]

So?

[minor crypt]

I’m the guy with muscles

[lament stream]

So2.

[minor crypt]

1 week bann

[tender raptor]

And?

[lament stream]

menacee?

[minor crypt]

For trying to hire and overwork an Indian in this group

Yes lmao

[rich crow]

Proof or it didn't happen

[lament stream]

bruh.

[minor crypt]

It’s me fr lol I’ll send inventory to photos

[slim jolt]

Send it

[tender raptor]

Prove it. @minor crypt

[minor crypt]

I did

Noobs

[tender raptor]

..

[slim jolt]

You did who

[rich crow]

w m9 frozen

[unreal sluice]

Ban evasion? Sounds like imma report u

[lament stream]

nawhhhhh... 💀

snitch.

[unreal sluice]

@paper tangle

[rich crow]

[slim jolt]

Here we go again...

[unreal sluice]

Ban evasion is not allowed so there is nothing wrong with reporting it

[slim jolt]

I meant the chaos

[unreal sluice]

Aah ok

[tender raptor]

Im done

Gn

[slim jolt]

Damn I thought I was getting too old for these servers

[unreal sluice]

Gn

[slim jolt]

But I am still getting the hang of it

[tender raptor]

Gn

[slim jolt]

Which is scary

[deft granite]

Ban evasion is not allowed so there is nothing wrong with reporting it 🤓

U must be really fun at parties

[unreal sluice]

I don’t go to parties

[deft granite]

Besides I got on 1 hr timeout for saying ‘my internet is @$$’ this is me here again lol

[rich crow]

w

Bypassing is epic

[deft granite]

Lmaoo

[unreal sluice]

Aza probably too tired to deal with bypassing filters

[deft granite]

It’s so weird how only kids play SO2

[unreal sluice]

Im 17

[deft granite]

I feel like the server is too filtered

Yeah. Kids

[unreal sluice]

How old are u?

[random perch]

lol

[rich crow]

Kids is like 13

[deft granite]

Not old enough to drink nor drive

[slim jolt]

Below 18 then

[unreal sluice]

Ur at most same age as me how u calling me a kid 💀

[random perch]

imma assume he’s not that old, seeing as how he has rizz as his tag

💀

[deft granite]

I’m 21 slightly older

[unreal sluice]

14 at max then

[slim jolt]

Man.....I am 22

[rich crow]

İm 22

[unreal sluice]

Shouldn’t u be allowed to drive then?

[deft granite]

W

[rich crow]

I love so2 better than cs go and valorant

👍

[deft granite]

Bro seen my pfp on my main?? How’s 14 so mature lmao

[random perch]

you can drink at 21 as well

[slim jolt]

Jokes apart we need to rethink our life decisions dude

[deft granite]

Yeah I know

18+ here can in the uk

[copper spruce]

Yo who wanna run some comp

[deft granite]

Fr so2 is rly childish lol

[brazen portal]

im 19 uk

[unreal sluice]

I haven’t seen ur name + no one above 14 uses the word rizz realistically

[brazen portal]

i drive

[random perch]

then you’re old enough to drink, and old enough to drive 💀

[unreal sluice]

Yeah

[brazen portal]

i still drink and drive

and at the same time

lol

[copper spruce]

Hah trust me

[deft granite]

I’ve got a Civic car fml

[rich crow]

I'll be reporting you to homeland security

[slim jolt]

I recently wasted a lot of money in game just for some shinning things and it took me 2 months to realise that I am loosing my financial maturity....💀

[random perch]

a honda civic, those are nice

[brazen portal]

tell the to kiss my but

[unreal sluice]

Dw I spend £300 on manga

[brazen portal]

and nah it makes me a better driver fr

[brazen portal]

i speny 600 on fifa 23 💀

[rich crow]

Not when your wrapped around a tree

[deft granite]

Basically I tell most people in my dm begging for golds that if u can’t afford standoff2 then uve gotta focus on ur life more than u do on the game.. then he replied with I’m 13:/ I felt so bad lmao

[random perch]

hit all those old people

[unreal sluice]

I spend £650 on Rubik’s cubes

[random perch]

😎

[slim jolt]

Paper back or ebook?

[brazen portal]

ahahha you been driving since 14 lil bro cah i have

[unreal sluice]

Paper back

[deft granite]

Ty I feel insecure about it lol bought it 3500£

[rich crow]

ebooks imo are just dumb

[random perch]

don’t feel insecure bro, you worked for that money

[slim jolt]

Thats still better than my expenses

[unreal sluice]

I mean tell them to stop begging

[random perch]

and civics are nice cars

[deft granite]

They wouldn’t

[brazen portal]

civic type R

[slim jolt]

True bro

[brazen portal]

nice car

[deft granite]

Besides I’ve given a lot of golds

[unreal sluice]

Block

Them

[deft granite]

Given a lot but won’t stop

[unreal sluice]

Idk why I write 2 messages lol

[slim jolt]

Ebooks lack ........ That smell of newly printed paper ink

[deft granite]

Haha Ty blud

[slim jolt]

I know I am weird

[deft granite]

Also this is my lil cousin’s account for the person talking abt the rizz thing, won’t get unbanned till a week time

[random perch]

no? that new book smell is so good

[brazen portal]

yeah fr working for your money you do what you want with it bro

[rich crow]

Real

[deft granite]

How do I change my discord name? Finna own his discord lol

[unreal sluice]

I remember once my inventory was worth 3k golds in total and this guy told me his whole family died and if I could give him 6k gold he would feel better. And I’m shocked

[deft granite]

Lmfao

[slim jolt]

My god

[random perch]

loll

[deft granite]

How much do yall think my inventory worth?

[rich crow]

$35

[copper spruce]

Did you give him 6k

[brazen portal]

probs too much xD

[unreal sluice]

I like the new book smell

[deft granite]

Mf I buy like 18k golds weekly

Or 20

[rich crow]

Pocket be hurting

[deft granite]

To be honest it does

[unreal sluice]

No

[copper spruce]

Jeez bro share with the rest of us

[slim jolt]

I recently purchased a book for 12k INR it smells like heaven and weights like hell

[copper spruce]

😂😂

[deft granite]

I have just 300g left I could give someone lmao

[unreal sluice]

I didn’t even have 6k at the time

[deft granite]

Who wants to battle for it?

[brazen portal]

1v1

[copper spruce]

I'm down

[deft granite]

I’ll buy more golds later

[brazen portal]

me

[rich crow]

W giveaway

[brazen portal]

im down

[deft granite]

So how do I do this. Cuz this my first time

[unreal sluice]

I have bought a lot of light novels and manga

[rich crow]

Invite to lobby's

[deft granite]

I’ll buy more golds to make the giveaway worth it brb

[brazen portal]

bro

[slim jolt]

Nice but mine is not a manga it's a tool for the path of an early mad scientist

[brazen portal]

ill 1v1 half these people here and win

[copper spruce]

Na bro

I'm acc demon icl

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

[lament stream]

the person you're giving the gold needs to sell a pattern gun for a certain amount, then just look up the pattern and find their request.

but don't tell axlebolt i told you!!

[deft granite]

I know that dw

[brazen portal]

wanna bet bro ?

[copper spruce]

Yh

[brazen portal]

how much

[unreal sluice]

You would beat me yea

[copper spruce]

You'll see in the 1v1

[rich crow]

Cap

[brazen portal]

lemme finish this game

then bet

[copper spruce]

Ite

[unreal sluice]

I mean when I get a job I’ll get a rlly small house for myself and spend a lot of money decorating it to be cute xd

[brazen portal]

are there 1v1 maps ?

[slim jolt]

He already saved it with a failsafe phrase "half of you"

[lament stream]

temple.

(i'm unbeatable in temple).

[unreal sluice]

lol. I would lose to everyone here

[copper spruce]

106204254

That my id

[brazen portal]

ill add soon bro

[deft granite]

Card is getting rejected cuz I spent too much on games, so we doing just 300g rn maybe

[brazen portal]

give me 10

[copper spruce]

Ite

[deft granite]

I’ll send yall my link in a bit

[slim jolt]

Nice thought but will take hell of efforts

[copper spruce]

Ite

[unreal sluice]

I like the sound some Rubik’s cubes make when I turn them

[copper spruce]

Add my id @deft granite 106204254

[slim jolt]

I like rubiks cubes I once started doing the one minute solves but became too obsessed so had to stop

[deft granite]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/29249011

Aiit

Add me

[unreal sluice]

I can do under 15 seconds lol

My best solve is 6.55 seconds

[copper spruce]

I added you @deft granite

[slim jolt]

You have my appraisal

[deft granite]

Aiit skeptical added me

Who else wanna join 300 golds giveaway

Scxr added

[unreal sluice]

I am very obsessed

[brazen portal]

lemme add rq

ill join

[unreal sluice]

I’m a typical nerd. Likes Rubik’s cubes and does maths and physics at school

[deft granite]

So scxr and skeptical alone??? Abt to start match

[brazen portal]

me

im joing

[deft granite]

Who’s you

[brazen portal]

im joing

lemme add

[slim jolt]

Great to know but remember any obsession which is not related to your primary goals is a hell of a distraction.

[brazen portal]

rq

[deft granite]

Add me then

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/29249011

[brazen portal]

added

[unreal sluice]

I don’t have any primary goals

[brazen portal]

added bro

[slim jolt]

Bruh in what grade are ya

[unreal sluice]

I’m just doing maths and physics rn in college and wanna do maths at uni

[deft granite]

Closed, starting game

[slim jolt]

Maths is interesting I am into biotechnology

At uni

[unreal sluice]

I love maths

[slim jolt]

Great subject,you can do it with music on but I liked biology it have many branches to leap on

[main rock]

Please bro i asked first

This is not fair

Anyway my bad i am a few minutes late and lost

18k gold per week is insane

Are you millionaire

You can manipulate the whole market if you want

I can't mention him dang he playing comp

[sharp mist]

AYOO

i have a question

[main rock]

What

[sharp mist]

so before the ranking system ranks me

if i have 10 competitive wins

what rank will i have?

[main rock]

It depend on your previous season rank aswell

[sharp mist]

o m g

actually?

[main rock]

Yep

[sharp mist]

so if i was elite

which is?

i play too good but ion interest myself in ranks

[main rock]

If you win most matches maybe higher

[sharp mist]

however i want to

ive won like 8 matches as of rn

no loses

[main rock]

Then higher than elite

[sharp mist]

minimum deaths

[proper arch]

Hello

[rich crow]

Hi

[wise rock]

Hi I just started playing this game

[brazen portal]

ggs

[brazen portal]

how we doing this then ?

[deft granite]

Gg both of y’all put a tec9 type dye in shop 150 golds each in shop

Send a screenshot to me so I know the pattern and pfp

I’ll buy it out

[brazen portal]

i only got glock 22 flock

ppattern

[deft granite]

Also who was my teammate? I’d give u some golds as well dm

Aiit do that

[rich crow]

@deft granite w game

[main rock]

@deft granite

But bro u said u give me

Spares

[deft granite]

Ww

I’ll do some more giveaway later

Can’t use my card I purchase too much stuffs online today

See yall tomorrow logging outta this discord

[unreal sluice]

Not rlly

[brazen portal]

Night g

[brazen portal]

The come back was too mad

[rich crow]

[brazen portal]

Who was you ?

Scar ?

[rich crow]

Yeah

[brazen portal]

Eeeee 😦

[rich crow]

Ping sucked

[brazen portal]

Bet u was thinking gonna be easy g

[rich crow]

Mh

[brazen portal]

After those poop rounds

[rich crow]

Probably would've been better

[brazen portal]

Less ping

[rich crow]

If ping wasn't 150

[brazen portal]

100%

Where u based ?

[rich crow]

US

[brazen portal]

That’s why g

[rich crow]

Ik

[gray pewter]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/lobby/join/65f8c84303031a2cc5691e49?token=Uq2yxhe8DUgtyuY3s5M4ODGWC0wBMptt

lets go

[proven frost]

me

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[sharp mist]

i’ve got a REALLY important question

do i switch my akr fabric storm for an akr mirage menace

gold isnt the problem

its my indecisive ahh

[brittle knoll]

I am so warm

🦐

All that meat started making me burnnnn

[sharp mist]

oh my god answer me

[brittle knoll]

Crazy protein

Nice oh my goodding

[winter saddle]

Uk mackys not the right sizes

[tender bronze]

Do standoff players have cheats?

[winter saddle]

Yes

People cheat

Results will get canceled though

[brittle knoll]

If this was cs you'd be pretty much asking for free financial advice

[sharp mist]

well yes

give me one

[brittle knoll]

Idek how they look like

🦕 _ _

[sharp mist]

hol on imma send them in photos

[tender bronze]

Like in every match you enter there is one cheater

[sharp mist]

#📸│photos

[tender bronze]

How often is that

[brittle knoll]

I meannn@sharp mist

You're comparing arcane to purple

🦕

[sharp mist]

well some purple skins are so worth so much more

[brittle knoll]

The arcane would go crazyyy price in the far future

[sharp mist]

plus are aesthetically more pleasing

[brittle knoll]

Idk how new it is

[sharp mist]

mirage menace is like 1.5k rn

[brittle knoll]

Wellll

[sharp mist]

and my fabric storm is 800 900

[brittle knoll]

Competitive collection is really old i think is it

[sharp mist]

it is

[brittle knoll]

That's possibly why it would be more expensive

[sharp mist]

it aint more xp

its just
rarer

[brittle knoll]

But once that arcane's collection is taken out tho

Maaaan

🐡

Sunstrike is the new one?

[lime palm]

Anyone down for allies or comp?

[tender bronze]

How often cheaters appear in matches?

[sharp mist]

im down for allies

[lime palm]

Depends on ur rank

[sharp mist]

u ranked?

[lime palm]

I got 0/10 games

[brittle knoll]

5 months old or so

[sharp mist]

bet

are u a good player

[lime palm]

DMs?

[sharp mist]

yuh

[lime palm]

Ofc

[tender bronze]

On what rank are the most cheaters

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Damn bruh

If cheatera are driving u crazy in so2, cs cheater problem is insane

Btw

It's like 95% cheaters now spelllel

[tender bronze]

Like I m lossing the will to play bc of cheaters

[brittle knoll]

At this point I'm pretty sure axlebolt is trying 100x more than valve to get rid of cheaters as a company

Cuz

[tender bronze]

Immpossible

Valve is much bigger company

[brittle knoll]

Valve at least gets a benefit from that technically

Very possible

Axlebolt on the other hand would lose a lot of money if they let them run free

🐓

[tender bronze]

You are right

[brittle knoll]

Valve gets money when ppl buy prime

[tender bronze]

But valve have the faceit

[brittle knoll]

And prime is how u can start earning cases

[tender bronze]

So you can play without cheaters

[brittle knoll]

Doesn't give exp afaik

So no skins

I thoiiink

🐇

U get cases by leveling up, then u can sell them for like steam wallet money, orrrr as the cool kids do sell not-legitimately for real money and that uses the steam trading system, giving those skins for free to the people involved that then send them the money thru whatever site, something like that

I think this is why axle is avoiding to add trading, would open up a loophole as this

And what do cheaters do? Buy prime accs really cheaply from ppl who are able to abuse the currency system I guess, cheat, don't get banned for up to a month or even more, in the meantime farm exp, get cases, sell sell, eventually get banned, repeat, valve: still gets money from prime

[lament stream]

soong.

(the h is silent).

[brittle knoll]

🎤🦜

No

Șung

🐓 🐓

[torpid dew]

Since i hate to paly rank again without team anyone want to olay normal or rank on france or netherland

[brittle knoll]

I think if this was a thing here too, I am sure there would be a whole market of cheating + profiting, ruining it for everyone, but still the fact reports can be so organic with video proof rather than just in game reports is how this game may still keep thriving, valve did a horrible job even thinking about automatic overwatch, ppl make "undetectable cheats" aka they could be aimbotting and reports should then lead to manual verification, but not by a dumb ai if that even exists

Here - if "undetectable" is a thing too, ppl can still record that cheater - report to the helpdesk and then yea 🦕 (unless people just rely on the new in game reporting, which I wouldn't know how it works anywya

Also nice nystagmus maaan

🐤

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

Axlebolt should add skins exchangeable for real money

Like cs

[lime palm]

Guys would u say the pass is worth getting

[brittle knoll]

Uh not like cs?

I'm pretty sure they don't condone that and u can get suspended

[ocean pewter]

Maaaan

[brittle knoll]

U can also get scammed easily

🐓

Or even better, have credit card sold on black market

Like who knows what's out there

[brittle knoll]

Btw

🐡

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Nothing

🐓

Trololo

I love reading cs steam discussions everyone is debating cheaters and arguing against cheaters who downplay

More entertaining than yt shorts 🦕

[ocean pewter]

🦕

[glossy kestrel]

aint no way

yall were on when i went to sleep

[glossy kestrel]

if they do that and i get my old account back im buying a house

[compact orchid]

[hexed igloo]

Tier 1 (260+ Credit Cards) | $45

[glossy kestrel]

what we gon do we 260+ credit cards

[hexed igloo]

get rich

[rich crow]

[lime palm]

Is it worth getting the pass

[glossy kestrel]

how

teach me your ways wise man

[urban abyss]

Can somebody help me

on a mission

[echo ginkgo]

hello, I want to ask if I am unranked and every time I upload, I leave and the game is not counted among the 10 games when the rank is calculated - if I give 10 wins, will I get a good rank?

[urban abyss]

Yes

[glossy kestrel]

doesnt leaving the game account to penalities

or is that not a thing in so3

so2*

[echo ginkgo]

do you think it's a permanent ban?

[silent pulsar]

.

[echo ginkgo]

that cheap game?

leav*

[urban abyss]

Someone be so kind as to help me with a pass mission please

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[echo ginkgo]

i only get timeout for competitive play but i can't get banned for leaving the game

[brittle knoll]

Same issue on faceit btw

🐓

"undetectable cheats"

Cuzzz automatic cheat detection based on hash i guess

But first it has to detect at least one copy

And ppl use custom hardware or something like that

[lament stream]

Standoff 3.

[warm kernel]

#📸│photos im stuck in game

It reset once already

[glossy kestrel]

standoff 3 would be great

[glossy kestrel]

wat

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Thing that read ram then send to other thing that then put cheat on a monitor or mouse

Or even custom ram card idk

Imagine a thing pretending to be ram card and exchanging ram info with the real ram

🐡 🤝 🐓

[ocean pewter]

🧤 🦜

[brittle knoll]

Or

Custom ram card bruuuyy

Ram card pretending to be very secure but actually is a paid actor

🐡🐇

[tough meadow]

shoong have you experimented with which egg cooking style is the most filling

[brittle knoll]

🐔 _ _

Boiled

Tbh

Fried always feels too light

But maybe cuz higher volume

[glossy kestrel]

all that efforts to cheat

[brittle knoll]

Boiling keeps it confined

[glossy kestrel]

should have spent it on getting good

[brittle knoll]

Well I was saying earlier how they profit from it

the incentive is crazy

Imagine if they had offices too where they team up to cheat

[tough meadow]

just did a good google search and found the 55% water that eggs are made of don't evaporate when boiling but do evaporate when frying

[ocean pewter]

I need eggs

[brittle knoll]

Doesn't really make sense to me ngl

I can tell how fried eggs are less dense than boiled

[tough meadow]

I mean you did say boiling keeps it "confined"

[brittle knoll]

Yee

With smaller volume

But fried happens on a wide surface where they just spread

And that likee makes them flat and thin

[glossy kestrel]

by offering rank up services?

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Maybe that too ngl

[glossy kestrel]

i think boiling generally cools the egg is a diff matter

chemically

[brittle knoll]

Yea maybe there's some water in it ig

It's weird my brain hurts

🦜

Oh yeah the yolk, yeeaaaa

Yee

[brittle knoll]

Yeaaa

[ocean pewter]

🍤 🐔 🍤

[brittle knoll]

Yep

🐔

Flexing and serious

He's awaiting for a reaction from the spectator

[glossy kestrel]

is that cus

its in the water

damn its some big brian stuff

we domt learn this at school

[tough meadow]

no idea it was just a quick google search

[brittle knoll]

It's likeeeee

[glossy kestrel]

wet

[brittle knoll]

Started from water

I mean

[glossy kestrel]

nah imma go study for my finals which is in 2 hours

tata

[brittle knoll]

Started by water borningg

Then evolved to be able to stay on land, have water in egg instead

🦕 _ _

[glossy kestrel]

water kinda stalker behavior ngl

[brittle knoll]

Regurgitated from something I read

[glossy kestrel]

cancel water

[brittle knoll]

Even embryos develop in water

🐓

🐔

[brittle knoll]

Water is as old as the earth

Btw

Every drop of water u drink has had a very long history and has been in many places

[ocean pewter]

Water is very old

I mean the current water we use

[brittle knoll]

Based on this hypothesis, any source u can come up with has a 0.00000 something 1 chance of having been there

🐔

Or like

Not chance, already being 0.000...1

🐓 🐓

They are looking at my pfp

Admiring their idol

🦕

Me too

[pine bay]

Estoy reclutando jugandores para mi clan de so2, requisitos: ser activo y ser Phoenix para arriba, manden md para pedir el server o denle a mi foto y entren al link de mi bio, si necesitan ayuda mandenme md

[brittle knoll]

Who doesn't

[ocean pewter]

🐔👌

[brittle knoll]

There are normally no moral consequences in a simulation

Specifically one with chickens in cs

I said specifically, okay?!

[ocean pewter]

snow flakes don't like violence in video games

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Violence in video games can't be a cause for being violent irl

[rich crow]

Shooooooong

Fact

[brittle knoll]

It's being violent already that u are violent irl

And i think if u go with the mindset that the violence in a game is bad, it's not the game the problem

If u kill a chicken in cs u should easily distinguish reality from fiction

And not have any remorse

☝️🐓

[rich crow]

🦁

[proper gyro]

the way i see it, stupidity breeds violence

[brittle knoll]

People who can't tell reality from fiction: hmmm I am going to test this effect irl!

🦕 _ _

Breaking news: video game promotes ter

[rich crow]

[ocean pewter]

I saw a news that playing gta make you violent

🐡

[rich crow]

Same

[brittle knoll]

There's a counter tero act going on

Which mentioned cs at least

Yea maybe that's it

[brittle knoll]

🦕 👉

[lament stream]

did they nerf shotguns?

[outer valley]

eye

finally unmuted

[hexed igloo]

no, only changes on shotgun this season is Spas kill reward increased to $600

[tough meadow]

the changes this latest update look good

will try the game again after getting a new phone

[glossy kestrel]

technically

[brittle knoll]

My ears hurt

🐇

[stray violet]

Your ears are so cold

🪄

[brittle knoll]

My ears are so cold

🐰

[stray violet]

No devs online

Time to be mischievous

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

🐡 😂👉_ _

[proper gyro]

the Mischievous Chivalry cannot do the mischievousing

[brittle knoll]

Maaan

I have tooth pain after all that meat

But I just discovered the tooth that hurts seems to have a huge gap inside

Bye bye tooth 🦕

[stray violet]

Your tooth is so cold

🪄

[brittle knoll]

My tooth is so cold

[magic epoch]

😌

[brittle knoll]

🐔
🦷

[stray violet]

Mannn

[brittle knoll]

On the other side like the same molar but mirrored

It's just kinda not-dense on that spot

As if it could eventually also get "eaten"

Hit a language limitation fr

🐇

[magic epoch]

Add little lime juice in soda powder and mix well, then apply to ur tooth.. fix !!!

[brittle knoll]

Momentooo

[stray violet]

Add piranha acid to not worry about pain again

[magic epoch]

Acid best option

[lament stream]

dude.

[brittle knoll]

Momentous

[rich crow]

Just got carried in allies

[uncut smelt]

Hi im back

[rich crow]

Hi back

[uncut smelt]

prefer AK47 or M4

[rich crow]

M4

[stray violet]

M4

I'll take mp7 over the ak

Maybe even the mac10

Idk I haven't used it that much

[rich crow]

Who has a poromo code chat me on privat

[rich crow]

Mp7 is just a laser beam

Truly a good weapon

[lament stream]

if it didn't lose damage over distance it would be easily on the top 3.

[hexed igloo]

post season 2 ump:

[verbal imp]

Absolute goat

Post season 2 ump over any gun in the game currently

ESPECIALLY the stupid flicking shotgun

[hexed igloo]

bro why the dg gloves hit the quan on me

[verbal imp]

Dumbahh gun I fricking swear

90 to the face

No kill

[hexed igloo]

i literally just watched it went from 3.4k to 4.2k in just an hour bro, i was there to witness 😭

[verbal imp]

I left after that bs

Idc to finish the match

[verbal imp]

Dg gloves?

[spiral thunder]

Hello

[wheat steeple]

My game Google account can't be logged in. At first, it prompted that the mobile phone number has been verified too many times, and then the ac Tivity is abnormal. Now it prompts that there are too many logins. Is my Google account abolished?

Who can help me?

😭

[paper tangle]

You have to go to Google Support for that

[wheat steeple]

I suspect Google is targeting Chinese mainland.

I can't log in to the game at all now

I waited for 24 hours and still showed too many logins.

I don't know what to do now. That account is very important to me.

my standoff2 The account number is Google

I spent about 1000 yuan on this game.

[paper tangle]

Just go to Google Play Support

[wheat steeple]

I've tried many ways.

Can't log in to my Google account to play games.

[paper tangle]

Google Play Support, the website.

[lament stream]

dragon glass gloves.

honestly these gloves were the smartest thing they've done in a while, when it comes to bringing money to the table, ofc.

[verbal imp]

Mfw it drops in a few months

[lament stream]

it might be even better.

[paper tangle]

my reaction

[lament stream]

cheaper gloves = more affordable to everyone, people spend gold on them, axlebolt profits.

literally a win-win.

[lament stream]

realest.

i've got a massive headache lmaoo...

[verbal imp]

It is going to be better for me

Could get my hands on one

[lament stream]

real.

[paper tangle]

oof

how come?

[lament stream]

i was planning to buy a knife but i realized i REALLY hate this game, like unironically, so no, yeah.

[lament stream]

arknights.

[verbal imp]

Can't relate

[lament stream]

as shrimple as that.

[paper tangle]

too real

[verbal imp]

I need to be boogie

[paper tangle]

boogie woogie

[verbal imp]

Boogie

Woogie

[lament stream]

my brother in christ, 2 hours farming originium, i ran out of tactical drill plans, i had to spend originium (yes, the same i was farming) on stamina to keep grinding, the hardest stages i've ever played, the outcome? 5 originium.

5, in TWO hours of farming.

ffs i literally just bought a monthly card and got 6...

[paper tangle]

I pray that you get better soon

[lament stream]

thanks man.

it was also devastating to see how a summon of a support unit was stronger than my stronger unit...

[paper tangle]

im feeling much better but im still sick

[lament stream]

no fever?

[paper tangle]

no fever

[lament stream]

damn.

i forgot about the caps thing...

[paper tangle]

all good bro

[lament stream]

massive, i hope you feel better soon so you can keep these scallywags here in line.

[paper tangle]

arrgh...

[vagrant ivy]

Ey wassup people

[lament stream]

wsg.

(idk what wsg means but nox says it when greeting so it must be an actual greeting).

[verbal imp]

It means what's good

[lament stream]

damn!

thanks for the info.

[verbal imp]

Np

[paper tangle]

i thought you knew

[lament stream]

no.

lmao.

[vagrant ivy]

Gen z conversational stuff

Wsg

[lament stream]

skibidi sigma rizz?

[vagrant ivy]

Didn't understand don't wanna know

💀

Thic headed here

Cause I live under a 🪨

[lament stream]

same.

[vagrant ivy]

Soon we'll all be speaking in abbreviations

[brittle knoll]

My molar hurts hurts

[lament stream]

just tell it to stop hurting.

easy? easy.

[brittle knoll]

:sauropod_teeth:

[brittle knoll]

You mean hurt it back

🐓

[vagrant ivy]

Ey shoong wsg

[brittle knoll]

Hello

My molar hurts

:sauropod_teeth:

[vagrant ivy]

Damn that's actually bad

Molar pains are the worst

[brittle knoll]

Poop

Nah

I am exaggerating ironically

[vagrant ivy]

Doesn't even let you think

[brittle knoll]

It's funny

🦕 _ _

[vagrant ivy]

Oh

[brittle knoll]

It only hurts when I hold teeth together still not much

[vagrant ivy]

Looks like I'll never understand when a person's kidding and when they're serious

[brittle knoll]

I am also aware I have a gap from bone loss in it

And it's more painful than pain

I don't want to go dentist 😡

Painful as in awkward knowledge

[paper tangle]

ima tell my head to stop hurting

[vagrant ivy]

Always ready to pluck it out 💀

[paper tangle]

(its gonna work)

[brittle knoll]

Drink water

[vagrant ivy]

We pay the dentist to pluck our teeth out 💀

[paper tangle]

i already am

[brittle knoll]

Not really I suppose he'd just fill it or something

[vagrant ivy]

Sometimes it doesn't work

[lament stream]

eat a pill!!

(one of the good ones).

[brittle knoll]

Although i could also try getting some calcium k2 v. D and phosphorus supplementing

Maybe that'll do it

[paper tangle]

ima chew on it

[lament stream]

w.

(win).

(it means good).

[vagrant ivy]

Combiflam is always the winner 🏆

[brittle knoll]

Add some sodium for extra hydration

[vagrant ivy]

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

🦕

[paper tangle]

always winning

[lament stream]

realest.

[brittle knoll]

Maaan

I hope that steak didn't slip through that gap

🐡

[vagrant ivy]

Mr. P won the El

[brittle knoll]

Imagine if my molar is hollow even

[vagrant ivy]

Real life movie

[brittle knoll]

You mean Michael P

[vagrant ivy]

Nope

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[vagrant ivy]

I mean Vla P

💀

[brittle knoll]

🐤

Side eyee

Oh yeah I didn't sleep at all

Cool

This meat is laced there's no way

[vagrant ivy]

So do you qualify as nocturnal?

[brittle knoll]

No

[vagrant ivy]

Or maybe insomniac

[brittle knoll]

As humans we're diurnal

🐓

[vagrant ivy]

Nah I'd disagree

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[vagrant ivy]

There are people who work at night and sleep during the day

[brittle knoll]

Then maybe cathermal or something

[vagrant ivy]

In fact many people

[brittle knoll]

Cathemeral*

[vagrant ivy]

What's that mean now

Gotta look that up

[brittle knoll]

Irregular activity

[vagrant ivy]

I so live under a rock

[brittle knoll]

I'm definitely cathemeral

I googled it too tho

[vagrant ivy]

Oh, one of the most underrated bad things in life

Everything goes haywire because of that

[brittle knoll]

I have no particular activity I need to partake in

[vagrant ivy]

Well that is sad tbh

[lament stream]

wuddaheeeeell i'm eating doritos and they taste like chicken.

[brittle knoll]

That's the problem I'm aware of

Otherwise I'd have a more regular schedule

I think

[vagrant ivy]

And yet feeling inactive to work towards it

[brittle knoll]

But this meat also kinda went hard

[vagrant ivy]

Yeah stuff happens

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[brittle knoll]

🐔

🐔 _ _

They can taste like many things but never naturally

🐓

[lament stream]

damn!

[brittle knoll]

Nothing compares to real food

Can't get back to snacks

[lament stream]

nothing compares to snacks.
can't get back to real food.

(i'm malnourished).

[paper tangle]

nothing beats

white rice with good meat

(i like food)

[lament stream]

realest of them all.

[paper tangle]

just very real man

[lament stream]

yeah.

[paper tangle]

yee haw.

[lament stream]

damned logs!

gahhhh this hand sanitizer smells too strong!!!

[paper tangle]

but thats what makes it nice

unless its sticky

then it sucks

[lament stream]

it smells like alcohol.

[paper tangle]

damn

[lament stream]

not beer, actual alcohol.

my nostrils were burnt.

[paper tangle]

rip nostrils

[lament stream]

me rn.

(eating dinner).

what you doin' aza.

[paper tangle]

watching gordon ramsay cooking a burger

[lament stream]

is he flexing on another dude or just cooking it normally?

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

cooking it normally

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

and now its Uncle Roger

[lament stream]

what!!!

[rich crow]

You feeling slightly better aza?

[paper tangle]

only a little bit

overall

the coughing really hurts

[lament stream]

have you seen a doctor yet?

sounds pretty dangerous.

[paper tangle]

yea

they said common cold

im like