#💬│english-chat
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U can still try
Bruh I used to feel decent when I ate meat a few days in the past, but I'd feel sort of guilty for feeling good and enjoying it
lot of people talk about diets but ive nevrr had any
or atleast not one to my knowledge
Because it's costlier than non-meat
Diets bad
Lifestyle change good
kusoikore: good
hotel trivago good
Bruh my brain is already lacking optimal function after eating carbs
Even for the past week I fasted and did keto
To get into carnivore
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You should not get into a "diet" with the mindset of it being temporary
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Is what I'm trying to say
Btw I already feel lazy too ngl, I was about to go work out
Ou some life advice going on in here
Wow invalid evidence that fasting/keto is beneficial and eating carbs is bad
(despite it being the 1000th time)
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Tell me why you like hens so much
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Nope it's not just the emoji
Maybe you're an iphone user and that's the problem
XD
Okay, chickens are funny but you don't like hens.
Sorry not sorry
Don't be
I don't like nor dislike
I'm an Android user XD
Iphone users are the ones usually to be confused

Because the animal emojis don't look cartoonish like on android !
And can't potentially have any facial expressions
And I come from a time where regular emojis were considered cringe and only good to be used ironically
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jesse, what the hell are you talking about.
Also I believe emojis are normally a good way to increase expressiveness, equivalent to hand gesturing or facial expressions
Damn bro, you are so cool for not understanding
Next up, flexing that u failed one school year
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i literally didn't read what you said up there but stay mad ig.
I'm not mad, just calling you out
Is that not an attempt to downplay my intelligence tho
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That's what the context of that quote was
More or less
idk didn't watch bb.
just saw a truckload of text and thought it would be funny to quote it.
I'm sure Jesse was saying some crazy things
Too long didn't read
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exactly!!
Now that's a kind of joke I can go behind
I mean like
Yea
😅
New code
Who wants to team up with me and my friend i was gold 2 and now I am silver 3:((((
For 2 fable boxes
What did bro just say then deleted
so2spring (write it in caps)
Me back from standoff
There is
(it's .08g).
Yeah another grafiti
I think
Z7SO2S7
That's old
Z9SO2S1.
Nah
Yah.
rawr
Idk about the s should be season I think
its for somalia
yeah it is.
Wsp
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rawr
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Meow
man, i hate "Standoff 2"!
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(omw to play it).
Just finished 700g pork meat
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I also have some steak ready for boiling
Dish number 2
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Can't get fat cuz no sugar or carbs
People who get fat eat anything in excess but fat or protein
You can do your own research 🤨👉
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The floating philosophical horse head is telling him something
He probably accumulated a lot of thoughtful hypothesies over time and will now reveal the truth to the nerd emoji, possibly a way to fix his jaw posture and breathing technique, allowing him to possibly correct his alignment and fixing his denture esthetics
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Nerd
☹️
:🤥
But it's a stereotypical caricature tho
I mean not like there has already even been a real life example who got offended by it
No
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Acktully there is
But tbh? Just bad tongue/jaw posture and way of breathing causes that
Yea
It literally destroyes the jaw's structure
Lower jaw goes backwards eventually exposing the front incisors
I mean it's the angle
True
The weight of the tongue pushes down against it
I'm soo tired
And the jaw gets angled and doesn't grow as much forward
What job
Accountant
Nice shooping
Real
I'd work in a factory too
I just wanna have fun
Just anything
Ngl there's a lot of people who'd sit in a chair like that
Because physical effort is underrated
I think
Isn't it crazy that I literally can change the data
U shouldn't
I won't but
If you're not supposed to
It's a lot of money
One jewellery shops earns a lot of money
I grew up not caring much about money
is it normal i made a ticket but its been more than 1 day that i wait
I don't really understand it
In the way of not caring much about getting wealthy
What can be the maximum difference in mmr to play?
But careful spending instead
Yeah
Val or M4a1-s?
If you spend carefully u can get wealthy much more efficiently
Not managing money is very bad
Than spending all and trying to get even more
Very true
guys how we cncel a ticket
It's a risk
Just cancel it
Do you know?
Well that's good tho
or smth
Not many people succeed that quickly
Skill issue
hi, what’s the question?
Ain't the head of them should be more experienced
i sent a ticket abt getting my rank and its been 1 day and few hours its on pending , is this normal?
first time happening
usually took 13h smth
Maybe not
I've seen some cases
I got the job a year and 2 month's ago
typically, the answer time is 3 business days.
Army is different
alright, thanks for helping 🙂

Yea but there's also having a lot more experience than someone higher
Yet u get a lower position
And feel like u could even teach others and see the bad in their doings easily
But accounting is based on experience bruv
I did
Well u said it's boring
So u have enough
Things surely get boring for me when there's a lack of challenge
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Very true
It's really fun passing those exams bla bla
The compitition
But now I just do the stuff
Me I lately concluded even buying meat only is better than buying for a "varied diet"
Best value
Even if I get demoted I still earn very good
I'm happy even if get a quarter of what I earn rn
Just go vegan 🐺🐺
And I'd be happy even getting a minimum wage job
Eat plants
"Oh right, thank you doc, I'll be sure to visit another day soon!!"
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minimum wage job is fun until you are old
You want an apple?
Then just get a job
Clearly world recess going on, I keep applying and get no response
if i complete every weekly challenge does that give me tier 75 in gold pass
Dawg
What a bunch of cows
You have to do dailies as well
My father literally said if you don't succeed in life you ain't getting no family property
True it's hard to get job now days
Maybe not enough skill
I should be attending college actively to juggle both work and studies to get a job offer!
Yeah you should be attending college
I think jobbers said skill issue
As soon as I stopped attending college I got no more
Unfinished year because no money
Get student loan
Mannnn
No job experience - no job - no job - no job experience
Yes yes yes that too
Spelelelelel
In our culture you are given money by parents until you start to earn or get married
So many jobs list "optimal to have experience" despite having category no experience
At least online
Don't always need college
And I apply without experience and get no response ever
People really prioritize hiring active students though
For some reason
"salary: competitive" like bro who are you competing against
I know from last year
Because they want a guy whos 20 with 40 years of job experience
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True, but didn't you hear companies aren't requiring degrees as much?
Yep
I only have finished hs
Btw
And just have one year left of college that I can only continue in September
What are you studying?
But getting a job during college I think is kinda goofy
Only get student loan of you really be able to pay it later
It isn't.
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Not everytime you getting soo much comfort
My back hurts
You need to get Outta comfort zone
It's easy to narrow down the institution so I'd rather not say
I don't want self dox
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Your back is so cold
Bruh
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I didn't ask where
Now replace are with existesmfdn
It's close to the field of accounting or office work
Something like that
ah
Oh.
Which I honestly don't really want to do
Why did you choose it then?
But having a graduation paper really matters to employers I think
You live here 👉🌍 🌏
Accessibility
Dox 😱
And Just to please parents!!
Y'all passes hs and still don't know what to do
I do nowadays actually
Tell em the disadvantages
But it took me like 5 years let's say
My father told me to become a engineer
In America, we like to call that: a lifetime worth of debt
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Only the 0.5% of the engineers become a successful millionaire or billionaire
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When I used to go to school
Hola
There are some things I could say about how I even survived without a job since September
But it's too personal ☝️🤓
I had a taxi driver who was a engineer he said it's not worth it
I just did (built different)
Wait how tho??
Nice blue website reference
Mannnnn
But not really
It's been a new law that grants you money by either studying or working
So it's not borrowed money
Dayumm
W government
Haha we like to call that taxes
Ayoo
And without either there was a small inheritance too
Funerals are like 6k
Or bones taken away
Pay

Nice boneless
Blud for 6k
Boneless pizza
Whattt
Cartoon show
Yes
Yeee
Guys I just started this YouTube things when will the mr beast season gonna come?
I still remember it being inappropriate too
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I've been dealing with saltiness
I could get a minimum wage and the monthly benefit (rich)
Uhm just follow the Top G
((or at least more than enough to stock up on meat for carnivore lifestyle ))
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Plant some seed money (it will grow into tree)
He only gonna take yo money
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You mean money plant?
I remember that episode too
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No I mean seed money
Money that grows into seeds?
No
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Whatt
Ahem 
Seed made into money?
Or morning
It's basically a little bit of money that you're supposed to make into more money
Like a jump start


Sounds like an investment
Sounds like
Yes
Scam
I thought about getting money to buy some crypto miner rig
@stray violet why there no walmart in the moon??
i see chicken
Aren't governments going after those?
Calling Elon musk rn
But shouldn't they be grateful if I manage to use more electricity and pay them for it still
Money for me and electricity company too
But you're making a lot of money
u can tax free wash up money with crypto
Valid
I don't believe it's just america
idt other than china no other country has banned crypto famrs
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Believe Canada and 1 other
correct me if im wrong
You mean buying an oil well
is btc still at 60k?
Ez money
Well few of them tbh
The downsides of living in china outweigh the potential benefits
67,250 rn
Afaik
Sell to amerikkaa
Go to the Maldives
Ohhh

Possible
I think you wanna climb the axlebolt pyramid
A bit further
simt no way
Simt?
You are already bald
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Me rn:
dont
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What the
just go to bangladesh or nepal
or maybe south india
cheap land with alot of air
What
and sun
Nah
lands super cheap
True

I bought half the country for $4
But the country isn't nicely developed
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U sure
Nah it was more like 45%
Buy the rest:)
it is pretty developed but not that region
im indian
I'll give you $20
Still gotta watch out for rabies
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naur rabbies aint much of a problem in india idk about my neighbors doe
but u can go to underdeveloped areas
buy land at like
3k usd an acre
To rich for me
setup some solar panels
That doesn't sound very cheap ngl
start mining
Oh
its an acre
Ayo
shawty
That's not bad
theres cheaper but it will be too hot
Still would need a ton of money to start with
Loan
the rig will cost u more
tru
I kinda already have some inherited land ngl
I was thinking to sell it tho but that's a crazier idea
I'll buy for $7
I'll buy it for
dint
keep it
7.01
Sold :penguing:👉
Sold for 6
7.03
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Maaaaaan
Ha
👉
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make a hut
The problem is like
U need to get a job first to get a loan
real estate tycoon
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nah
And be hired for 6 months
credit card fr-
Here
Still
Cuz they don't want to risk u not being able to pay it
No money have - no money get
Axaxaxaxaxx
where u fram
Then be arrested for protecting illegal immigrants

Romania
WHAT
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Mann
Nice pizza reference
Spaget
nah just tell em they trespassing
what they gon do?
show rent agreement?
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Not very great area
Is nitro filterd here?
Compton
Watts
Lemme dox myself: Place d'Armes, 78000 Versailles, France
Omw rn
Bet
I first need to sell it and then get money to invest in it
I'm outside
☝️🐔
Open the door
How did you find my secret tunnel?
He's Texan
Nitr-
So a gun ig
Ah
A gun
I will be suspected of funding terro
Epic purchase
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Acckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkshually ☝️
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This is just a reference to the Russian game: standoff 2
🫎
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True
Even cs is trying to get away from that concept tho
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🦈
Nice koko recolor
🐠
Hm 
What did i miss?
Thanks
Paint bucket literally
No
I mean
There was an apple
Color reselection even
And 3 paint buckets
Oh yeah
And a paint brush
:h_:
And he told me
Choose a color
Guys
🔫🐓
The yukons
Bet
They will outlast any other car in the lot
Imagine owning a car in mountain and hills
Although I don't know what those cars on the left are
Buick's
I mean actually makes sense nvm
Yep
Do NOT buy a buick
supreme brick
How much
500 USD

35k
Yukon's are like 70-100k
They look like the xl ones
Welp I'm new to the game 
I think you're better off leaving the dealership 💀
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Nice insurance premiums
Any mod here?
@abstract elm
Idk I'm not a car expert
I think backwards
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Mannnn
Yes (real)
Yo
I need help
My dailies arent loading
In so2
Can u help me wit dat?
damn, finishing the bp's missions is a pain in the rear.
@paper tangle @bronze grove
Chill
Bro i fr wna do em
I have to
im dealing someone rn and im way too tired for this
Ive done everything so far
.
just wait until it resets tbh and stop being impatient
Thats very proffesional as a mod
could be a timezone issue.
Bro i have it on my other phone
But
Now ion have it anhmorr
He doesn't feel well
look tbh i really don't care rn im sick asf and I just wanna rest on my off day
Mb
leave him alone, he's not feeling well, he's a human as well, just like you.
I need help with sum
Bro i alr said mb
just wait for it to update.
depending on your timezone, the daily missions reset at a specific hour.
BROOO
Daily stays for the entire day bruh
My dats
Days
I have em on my other phone but not my main
And my oyher phone is at my cousins house
he means that they go away after a day, which is obvious so idk why he pointed it out.
Ofc they go away on the next day
Cuz i dont wna miss them
???
honestly, skill issue, just get better.
you can unlock more when you get to phoenix.
proof?
Bro wants proof for ranger lol
Ofc yeah
Woulda understood if i said im elite
actually i meant that you can unlock more when you get to the legend.
just like me.
?
what?
I'm not boosted much, i ranked up very little, 2 ranks on each gamemode
first of all, it didn't offend me, second, nice english!
who has points system

I just say it, because i'm not boosted like some others could be
Wasn't a compliment
Nah, just making sure you knew it since you don't seem very intelligent.
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Lmao
Bigger than yours
😭😭
Not very nice
ok why did I come back to this
Well yours is enough small to do some misstypos
and hes banned
😭
Sorry
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no, i meant intelligible, a word you probably don't know as english seems to be extremely hard for you given how you're struggling to communicate through the simplest of sentences, not intelligent, which i assume is the word you mistook "intelligible" as, and, of course i do understand what you're saying because i actually speak proper english unlike you.
as if deleting the message will do something 
tl;dr, you a doodoohead.
logs moment.
Audit logs go hard
Now you're judging the person i am, are you that down bad and out of arguments? 
Already muted
Oh lmao
Thank god
Thanks
watch him not read this 'cause he doesn't understand a word of it and on top of that, tiktok destroyed his attention span.
exquisite decision.
profile and stuff
oh...
Bro came in with an attitude for no reason

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i firmly believe that these kind of people aren't real and they just spawn here out of thin air, on this server.
Any mod who can help me please?
at time you just gotta get used to it
it literally is
he REALLY wants that 1 level he could buy for a dollar.
"it is what it is"
and you're impatient as hell.
Ive waited 3 days
Silvers are brainlits
You're so impatient too.
And my dailies wont load
OH lmao.
2 of my teams left
what the heeeell..
"erm ackshually I'm a f2p player" ☝️🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
Ok tell me exaxtly how im umpatient
There only so much aza can do
Cmon
And then last 2 don't have aim
Reinstall bruh
Ive tried
average silver.
Any other tip?
@lilac niche wanna play comp ya femboy
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I'm already playing with someone lmao
No
@lilac niche can I join?
Lol bro down bad
I'll ask him
Lostback come play w me
you literally pinged us like 3 different times asking the same question and left for a bit and then came back for the same exact same question without trying any method to get your dailies. You could just get your phone back from your cousins place (which I doubt you will do) so you can stop complaining.
It's already at the point if I ask the old man he's gonna tell me to ignore this
Ive tried uninstalling
I'm literally silver now in unranked cause my teammates don't know how to plah
And ive asked ur lazy mod ah
Yo wsp
Camplaining about u being sick and cannot answer neither help me
And he'll most likely mute you
2v4 wtfff
But the fun part is that u sit here and talk to the other ppl
Please get muted 🙏
Tell my why
Because you're just dumb, can't do anything, keep asking while you're trashing them
I havent done anything against the rules
He's sick, you say bxs on him, so stop already
@unborn badger
Trashing?
rude.
There's only so many things I can do, and if I'm so lazy then why not take my job and moderate chat, have college, and have a job on top of it while being sick.
So saying he's a "lazy ah" mod is not against the rules, go read them again then
He not lazy :-
What do you think ah means
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If you can do that then respect to you, if you can't then what's the point calling me lazy.
He's not lazy
Then why wouldnt he be helping me?
He's just sick, and can't do much as usual
Is he unable?
your intent was obvious.
I said ah as ah
He told you how to already
There is nothing much he can do
Technically Rule 10.
You're just dumb ans can't read

No
damn.
Just leave and stop talking if it's to be that childish and unrespectful
I didnt mean to reply to u
It's fine
Shush bro
Acckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkshually ☝️
people do that often
It appears as rule 10 only applies to moderators
Ewalk not now.
Not yet*
Either or really
Guys anything new on standoff I haven't played in 4 months
New season
Like 3 days ago
And new bp
I bought the bp
well the new season is out with new weapon and map (Z9 replaced with Z7) and other things
Ever Sense my headphones broke couldn't play
@unborn badger step 1
are you poor?
I am 
If you reinstall, there won't be any cache to clear
anyways
same...
There will always be cache
How di i clear my cache
As soon as you load into menu
Just why not head to this link to ask help from the Support Team
Same

and ima sleep for a bit
Where is femboy
Well you never said to open the game sooooo
im very slow today 
Finally thanks
same
Here 
I don't think the burrito helped yesterday
@lilac niche can we play

I'm done with brainlit silver
After, sure
Imma play 1 more comp game then
Rn i'm playing with someone, and i'll afk to eat a bit
But after, maybe we can play, not directly ranked tho
it really be like that
real.
py py






