💬│english-chat

[lunar tinsel]

Bro is everywhere

[fringe phoenix]

its like breathing without needing a gas mask

[verbal imp]

90?

Sounds miserable

[lunar tinsel]

How

[cosmic garden]

Netherlands to Hong Kong ☠️

[sinful delta]

Just good ping

[lunar tinsel]

İs that possible

[verbal imp]

Like I am currently

[lunar tinsel]

Damn bro has 1000 mbps

Ok I'm in Netherlands

[paper tangle]

32.2 C @lunar tinsel

[sinful delta]

Too

Id

[lunar tinsel]

WhT

[sinful delta]

?

[paper tangle]

It rained hard asf last night

[lament stream]

could you recommend me some comics to read? i am quite bored and "Standoff 2" isn't exactly good...

[paper tangle]

It was very nice

and it was a thunderstorm too

[lunar tinsel]

176954382

[lament stream]

that's exquisite!

[cosmic garden]

[lunar tinsel]

I don't think so

Like

[paper tangle]

It’s fresh air

[lunar tinsel]

Bro I don't understand

How is it possible man

[paper tangle]

The highest it goes is 49 C

[lunar tinsel]

Like

[sinful delta]

Added.

[lunar tinsel]

Come

[paper tangle]

Which I call it somewhat hot

[verbal imp]

Omniscient reader viewpoint

[lament stream]

do i just google it and read it?

[paper tangle]

Just adapt man

[lament stream]

or do i need to buy it?

[paper tangle]

Google it

[lament stream]

hmmm...

brb.

[lunar tinsel]

Srry guys I gotta play with that guy

[paper tangle]

Good luck and have fun

[lament stream]

190 episodes...

[paper tangle]

Nice

[verbal imp]

U can

[paper tangle]

I can finish that in 2 days

[lament stream]

i can do it in...

2 months.

[verbal imp]

200 chapters in a day?

[verbal imp]

It's actually interesting

[paper tangle]

Yeah

[lament stream]

i'm going to give it a read later (sanity restored in ak), thanks for the recommendation.

[verbal imp]

You'd probably get through 13 chapters in a blink of an eye

[burnt path]

Ios update????

[paper tangle]

my older sis and I speed read and we can finish that really fast

[paper tangle]

First of all don’t spam, and wait until Monday for it.

[verbal imp]

I will ignore your comment @burnt path

[radiant crag]

Does anyone know what time (GMT-4) the daily pass mission restarts?

[subtle vine]

Still not get ios update

[gilded hinge]

Hello

[neat stump]

Hello

[paper tangle]

no hello back

[neat stump]

Hello

[paper tangle]

It’s a hello back

[neat stump]

Hello

[paper tangle]

What the hell

[paper tangle]

Real

[neat stump]

Real

[bold shore]

Hi

[paper tangle]

Too real

[bold shore]

I have a q
Is the latest update available on ios?

[neat stump]

Too real

[paper tangle]

Just wait until Monday

[verbal imp]

Hella miserable rn

[neat stump]

There is so many ppl asking about update on ios😭

[paper tangle]

Yeah ik

[bold shore]

Ok thx

[paper tangle]

Quite normal tbh

[verbal imp]

It's the same for updates

Just ignore

[neat stump]

Quite normal tbh

[paper tangle]

[neat stump]

Ok i cant

[paper tangle]

You lost

[sour star]

i kinda regret sending u the server now

[regal niche]

Were is good???

[neat stump]

Hehe

[neat stump]

You lost

[bold shore]

I have an Android phone, the update has been provided, but on my iPhone there is no, so I wonder, I thought it was an error from my phone

[sour star]

i dont feel funny anymore

[subtle vine]

5th day lets see getting update or not

[subtle vine]

Any news ?

[regal niche]

Were is cood

[neat stump]

Dw i wont send any of it again

[paper tangle]

Just wait until Monday

[neat stump]

Not a promise tho

[subtle vine]

Mann

Dont say this

Android bots with 0 game sense r pushing

Nd they gets ranger champ instead of silver gold

[sour star]

u can send

its just

[neat stump]

Yess im happy there no sweat on comp delay update on ios

[sour star]

that i dont feel special

[subtle vine]

Bro bcoz u dont push

[subtle vine]

I push 4-5 accounts in season 6

[neat stump]

I pushed wdym

[brittle knoll]

man

[subtle vine]

Wdym means ?

[sour star]

what do you mean

[brittle knoll]

i spent 5 hours trying to replace an omron

[verbal imp]

Cry about it

[neat stump]

What do you mean

[brittle knoll]

and i ended up pulling out the wrong one

🐓

[subtle vine]

Just helping my freinds for elite

[sour star]

rip

[subtle vine]

Nd be elite

[brittle knoll]

and my back hurts

[neat stump]

Who let this chicken out from his cage

[subtle vine]

Ruining OTHERS ranks with smurfs

[brittle knoll]

🐫

[subtle vine]

My fvrt thing

[sour star]

geegeeeeees

[brittle knoll]

wdym cage

[neat stump]

Now an camel

[neat stump]

Its a joke

[brittle knoll]

u eat eggs from caged chicken?

[neat stump]

I know its not funny

[brittle knoll]

those have almost no nutrients

btw

[subtle vine]

Why people eat eggs ?

🤨

[sour star]

so why make the joke 😐🤨

[brittle knoll]

those chickens are at least stressed

[subtle vine]

Nd why eggs r cheaper 🤨🤨

[sour star]

high in protein

[paper tangle]

Why did the popodak cross the road

🐓

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[subtle vine]

Bull better

Deer better

[brittle knoll]

answer: 🐓

[subtle vine]

🙆

[proper gyro]

there was an road construction

[sour star]

nah eggs r cheap and is good in the morning

steak not so

[neat stump]

Raw egg is good?

[sour star]

depends

[subtle vine]

Right now im eating chocolate egg cake

[sour star]

if its seaosned

[sour star]

😐

i sleep

3am

gn yall

[neat stump]

U eat raw egg

[paper tangle]

I do

i season it

[sour star]

smtimes

gn

[subtle vine]

I think if there r no update

Today

[prime abyss]

is the upd only for ios?

[subtle vine]

I will delete this game

[prime abyss]

i mean android*

[paper tangle]

Yes

[sour star]

send server btw

[paper tangle]

For iOS wait until Monday

[proper gyro]

depends on the country

but mayo is usually raw eggs

so there's that

[subtle vine]

[subtle vine]

Im missing this UNCLE 😎😭

Why so2 remove this uncle 😭😭

[neat stump]

Hold on,im going to send it after i finished watering my flowers

[rich crow]

Should I get Templar It went down

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

🤔

Aww okay

Should I spend more money?

[paper tangle]

uhhh

like

10 more to get haunt

[rich crow]

Geez

[subtle vine]

Guys anyone can answer my question ?

[rich crow]

I have 33 cents 🙏

[subtle vine]

So we eat non veg is any chances that we will go HELL ?

🤔🤔

[prime abyss]

L

😦

[rich crow]

Do you want to be veg

[tender merlin]

Someone from iOS to play 2vs2??

[brittle knoll]

my back hurtz

[rich crow]

Wait I didn't even see the question properly

[brittle knoll]

🐫

[rich crow]

We are animals so no hopefully?

[paper tangle]

Yes become vegetable

[rich crow]

I wanna be a carrot

[brittle knoll]

i am so salty still

[subtle vine]

Nah

[brittle knoll]

but i am just a total imbecile

[subtle vine]

I never eat 70% of vegetables

Nd ur saying to be veg to me

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[subtle vine]

🤣🤣

[brittle knoll]

dont go vegan

if you care about health

[rich crow]

I don't eat veggies 🙏🙏

[subtle vine]

Hope in hell i get SO2 update

[brittle knoll]

we were meant to eat meat

[subtle vine]

Time to time

[rich crow]

Yes

[subtle vine]

Yehh buddy

[brittle knoll]

🐇

🛹

[paper tangle]

I wanna become

[subtle vine]

🌚

[paper tangle]

potato

[brittle knoll]

i wanna

[rich crow]

Carrot>potato

[brittle knoll]

my back to no hurt

🐅

[subtle vine]

I wanna 🍆

This

[rich crow]

Egg plant

[subtle vine]

🥰

[rich crow]

I wanna be a pickle

[brittle knoll]

u said u dont eat vegetables

[paper tangle]

Let’s be real for a sec

[rich crow]

I don't eat carrots

[brittle knoll]

i meant to j$ker

[paper tangle]

does a pickle consider as a fruit because it has seeds?

[brittle knoll]

i am lazy to reply

[rich crow]

Oh mb mb

[brittle knoll]

botanically yes

[rich crow]

Google

[paper tangle]

Because technically a pickle is a cucumber

[brittle knoll]

culinarily a vegetable

[rich crow]

I thought tomato was a vegetable 😭

[brittle knoll]

🐇

same with tomato

anything that has seeds is botanically a fruit

[paper tangle]

Even a pickle?

[rich crow]

But in cooking it's considered a vegetable I thought

Google says it could be both

[paper tangle]

Google

Doing Google

[proper gyro]

pickle is just soaked cucumber

in funky juice

[paper tangle]

You’re funky

[rich crow]

Dangg

[rich crow]

Me personally I wouldn't take that level of disrespect

[neat stump]

@paper tangle check dm

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

[neat stump]

[velvet idol]

How often do daily missions appear?

[rich crow]

Every 24 hours I think

[velvet idol]

I completed some earlier today and found another set of 3 just 30 minutes ago

[rich crow]

Woah

Than idk

Oh wait it probably changed when you completed it

[velvet idol]

Ah okay

Can you get to rank 75 on the battle pass by completing every weekly and daily challenge until the seasons over?

[rich crow]

Yes

I think so

Maybe I never completed one 😭 I just buy at shop

[paper tangle]

What the Kaleb

[outer valley]

:V

[random perch]

yo that’s a very cool name

(it happens to be mine but spelled with a c)

kinda biased

lol

[paper tangle]

Moment

[rich crow]

What?

[paper tangle]

What

[rich crow]

What

[paper tangle]

Very

What

[proper gyro]

e?

[rich crow]

a

[cunning skiff]

New update ??

[neat stump]

No

[proper gyro]

only on android

[cunning skiff]

When on ios

Any info

[proper gyro]

ask apple

[random perch]

just be patient

[cunning skiff]

Fck its been 3 days

[proper gyro]

apple's fauly

[neat stump]

Its apple moderator fault

[agile swallow]

prolly will be another week

apple is being dumb

too many regulations

[neat stump]

Yes

[agile swallow]

time to switch to the droids guys

[rich crow]

its better like that

its axlebolt fault

[agile swallow]

no

it isn't

[rich crow]

they know apple takes a while to check everything is right

[agile swallow]

but ok

[rich crow]

yet they still send the ios update at the same time as android

[agile swallow]

bro

😂

[rich crow]

instead of days before so they arrive at the same time

[verbal imp]

Ok

[rich crow]

clearly axlebolt fault

[agile swallow]

whatever u think bud

[rich crow]

yall just too dumb to understand

[agile swallow]

😭😭😭

[verbal imp]

And me not caring

Anyway

[agile swallow]

we got an intellectual here

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

if ur that desperate just get an android

[outer valley]

xD

[agile swallow]

?

[rich crow]

as simple as that

[outer valley]

or pc

[rich crow]

axlebolt knows about apple store regulations

ofc its axlebolts fault

not apple's

they should send the apple update days before the android one so both apple and android get the updates at the same time

[fringe phoenix]

you cant control when apple releases the app from review

[rich crow]

exactly

lets say apple store takes a week to review the game

then send the update a week before the android one

because play store doesnt give a f about regulations

thats why its easier to hack in android

[outer valley]

no :F

[fringe phoenix]

its variable you can't predict the date exactly, the only reason other games can sync updates is because they have their own servers to host the updates

[cosmic garden]

no :F

[rich crow]

im not saying sync the updates

im just saying that axlebolt knows about app store regulations

yet doesnt do things right

while android users is playing rn, ios users are still waiting

Question what should I do with all my commons and uncommons fr?

[fringe phoenix]

im aware but i dont think it is that big of a deal, youre not at any sort of loss with it being delayed, if anything, android players are coughing up more gold to open boxes and reduce the prices on guns

[rich crow]

its not a big deal for me i can wait idgaf

but others are desperate to play

lets say play store takes a day to review an update and app store a week (just an example) if the update day is due 16th december, axlebolt should send the update to the app store in the 9th december and to the play store in 15th december so every user gets the update in 16th december

thats how updates are done

thats how every game does it

like codm for example

[proper gyro]

unlike those community, this one is impatient af and immature

[rich crow]

exactly

[proper gyro]

so the android side only wants their half

[rich crow]

but yet every other game does the updates right

[hexed igloo]

if it were that easy, they could've been doing that ever since
but this has been going for years so there is definitely some reasons around them that we don't know of

[proper gyro]

they don't care about ios

[rich crow]

they just dont care about ios

[crystal tapir]

Still we have not anyupdate

[proper gyro]

i think only fireborn was released simultaneously on all platforms

or was it legends

[rich crow]

russian main operative system is android

[verbal imp]

Why would they not care

If anything it'd be bad for them

[rich crow]

bc all of them run on android

[verbal imp]

[fringe phoenix]

was about to say the same thing, they definitely care about the money

[verbal imp]

Said who?

[rich crow]

its not bad because they at least still update

[proper gyro]

moment

[rich crow]

the thing is they should do it for everyone at the same time

[rich crow]

update it now or in a week they would still spend the money

[proper gyro]

well android would get pretty mad cuz ios holding them back

[rich crow]

so that dont really matter

[fringe phoenix]

hes right on that, russia doesn't like american technologies and they have a bais against it

[rich crow]

facts

[lament stream]

he pulled that "fact" out of his rear end.

[rich crow]

somebody finally understanda what im saying

[hexed igloo]

what's this gotta do with anything

[proper gyro]

politics doesn't have to do with anything

[neat stump]

cow

[proper gyro]

the choice of operating system is purely based on what the user prefers

i.e specs and experience

[fringe phoenix]

just the fact that russia is primarly android over ios, which they say is the reason why "they dont care about ios" which i disagree with, but the fact that russia is mainly android is a true statement

[paper tangle]

I like burritos

[neat stump]

Why do i feel bored every single day

[lament stream]

so real bestie.

[proper gyro]

probably also because android is alot more accessible??

[rich crow]

the thing is axlebolt prefers to update android first than ios when it should be at the same time

[neat stump]

No burritos for you

[proper gyro]

like bruh

[neat stump]

Yas

[paper tangle]

[hexed igloo]

if Axlebolt did fully supports russia on the days of controversy, they would and will have backlashes since the beginning, assuming that this would affect the company reputation is quite questionable because it has nothing to do with it

[proper gyro]

entry level iphones/apple devices are like 300bucks

[paper tangle]

Because you feel bored every single day

[lament stream]

after having burritos for breakfast 5 days a week, i can confirm they are a banger.

[paper tangle]

So true (I haven’t eaten one in years)

[lament stream]

wuddaheeeeeell!!

[rich crow]

and accessible android phones that are 140$ usually last a year before they break down and die

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[fringe phoenix]

i dont see how accessability of a certain type of phone leverages over their decision to release the android update upon its completion

[proper gyro]

so does your point

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

you’re funky @proper gyro

[proper gyro]

my point was directed to your russia is a more Android populus

:icant:

[rich crow]

bc it is

[proper gyro]

omfg

[hexed igloo]

bro

[proper gyro]

yea i don't wanna comment anymore

[fringe phoenix]

i think they just didn't see the downsides in delaying the android release and perphaps they were desprite for more money and wanted to release it asap

[rich crow]

therefore they more focused on android before ios

[proper gyro]

actually braindead, just wait you dimwits

ios people istg

[rich crow]

if the case is money then they should release for ios first

[paper tangle]

This is why arguments here in this server is actually pointless

[proper gyro]

should just bought an pc

[rich crow]

gold on ios is more expensive than android gold

[proper gyro]

idots

[hexed igloo]

So your assumption were wrong then

[crystal tapir]

Do u have any idea about ios(u r halper right?)

[rich crow]

i never assumed anything about money

[waxen shuttle]

actually true

[fringe phoenix]

you forget why that is, its because apple takes more from the cut

[paper tangle]

should be out this Monday

[proper gyro]

oh WOW apple is more expensive, WHAT DILEMMA

[brittle knoll]

my colds are so hands

🧤🦜

[crystal tapir]

Really?

[proper gyro]

keynote: SHOULD

[fringe phoenix]

I can wait for it to be released Tuesday 😈

[lament stream]

delta.

[waxen shuttle]

ok

[fringe phoenix]

[brittle knoll]

your cands are so hold

🦕

[paper tangle]

should

[rich crow]

they both take 30% bro

[proper gyro]

the iq on these people

[paper tangle]

It’s better to stop now man

[waxen shuttle]

my sands are hlipping

[crystal tapir]

Ty🥰

[verbal imp]

Insane

[lament stream]

nah, i play on iOS and it's cheaper.

[rich crow]

no bro i meant

[verbal imp]

Whole argument was a cluster mug

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[rich crow]

when we buy gold, axlebolt has to pay 30% from our purchase to either app store or play atore

[fringe phoenix]

yes im wrong, i was under the impression that it was more expensive

[brittle knoll]

_ _ 🐇

[paper tangle]

The poor mug

[rich crow]

bc they take the same fee percentage

[waxen shuttle]

is kazakh server dead?

[lament stream]

i know, but they sell gold for cheaper in iOS.

[brittle knoll]

the first time I heard about the word cluster was from Worms Armageddon

🐓

[rich crow]

the in-app purchase usually change

depends on the country

[brittle knoll]

cluster bomb

[rich crow]

for example, on iOS 3k gold for me is 39.99€

on android 3k gold for me is 31.99€

[fringe phoenix]

is that euro?

[rich crow]

and on rubles its 20€

[lament stream]

that is your personal problem.

[rich crow]

yes thats euro

[hexed igloo]

cause apple has higher tax

[fringe phoenix]

damn

[hexed igloo]

its no doubt

[lament stream]

for me it is 12€.

[rich crow]

bro they both take 30% fee

[fringe phoenix]

USD tax then?

[verbal imp]

Wait

[proper gyro]

bro apple taxes everything

Google it's optional

[verbal imp]

That worms?

[proper gyro]

:icant:

[rich crow]

plus euro already has taxes included in the price which is 21% tax

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[hexed igloo]

Genshin impact did in fact requested Specifically to reduce their tax rate on Appstore and apple product in general for their in-game purchases and it was Declined

[rich crow]

USD has their prices without taxes includes

included

[lament stream]

the funky mutliplayer worm game with guns and stuff!!

[proper gyro]

not all regions has google play tax

but apple does

[rich crow]

for example if 3k gold in USD is 45.99$ then you're gonna get charged 51$

[verbal imp]

I think I played it before

[lament stream]

imagine buying gold...

[verbal imp]

On mobile

[hexed igloo]

its not regional, its THEIR tax

[rich crow]

bc both play store and app store prices in USD are without taxes included

[lament stream]

i played it on the xbox like 8 years ago, insane...

[brittle knoll]

why is sitting slouched so comfortable yet so painful

[verbal imp]

Worms 2

Right

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[fringe phoenix]

me on monday 🫠

[brittle knoll]

worms Armageddon

thats what i played first

[neat stump]

Any recomendation to make my boredness gone

[lament stream]

same.

[proper gyro]

worms battlegrounds?

[verbal imp]

I played the second version

[fringe phoenix]

read a book

[brittle knoll]

i played on keypad phone

dumbphone

🐓

[neat stump]

Hmm il try it

[verbal imp]

Wait

[lament stream]

i forgot the name, the drawings were kinda funny so ig the oldest one there is.

[gilded hinge]

Hello

[fringe phoenix]

today we stray closer to god

[verbal imp]

I think I played original Worms

[neat stump]

Hmm okay

[verbal imp]

Nah im lying

[brittle knoll]

just try asking chatgpt

[verbal imp]

It's Worms 2

[hexed igloo]

You have a game, you want to put this game to Appstore with in-game purchases, now you have to follow Apple's game rules because you are in fact using their platform to promote your game, now with their policy you would have a cut of your profit split with Apple for their platform provided
it's simple

[brittle knoll]

or gemini

[lament stream]

just googled it, it's not that one.

[brittle knoll]

gemini can serch google afaik

🦕

[gilded hinge]

Boom boom 🤯

[brittle knoll]

give it a description and yea

[proper gyro]

epic literally dodging app store for that reason

[brittle knoll]

what nice pigs

🦛 _ _

[rich crow]

i dont even get why bc play store takes the same fee😭😭

[brittle knoll]

another reason apple bad

other than 3d emoji

[rich crow]

they both take 30% for in app purchases and 15% for subscriptions

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

my hippocampus hurts

[rich crow]

nice whatever that means

[brittle knoll]

because of this chat i think

[lament stream]

the So2 chat is NOT good for the brain.

[brittle knoll]

🐡🐓

[hexed igloo]

sometimes i question myself what i did wrong to make them mald this bad

[brittle knoll]

spligging sgiggling

[jade leaf]

Anybody in bronze siver?

In comp?

[lament stream]

NA?

[verbal imp]

Nope

[hexed igloo]

damn you're probably in the top 0.1% bro, i never heard of bronze

[jade leaf]

I need mates with brains im from uk but il play any server

Idon mind

[brittle knoll]

bronze 1 is unheard of

i tried to get it and failed

[jade leaf]

Im bronze iv

[left zephyr]

i can do but unranked

[jade leaf]

New acc

[hexed igloo]

should i purposely get bronze this season

[brittle knoll]

i think the only way to get it is if u get 10 matches with cheater in the other team

[hexed igloo]

does Bronze even have charm?

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[jade leaf]

I got a bronze charm fr

[brittle knoll]

maybe just not that way

[left zephyr]

worst gamemode for me gotta be duel

whats a bronze charm

[jade leaf]

Haha

[hexed igloo]

really? im gonna try get bronze then

[lament stream]

i'd play with you but i thought you said allies, i'm not playing comp even if i'm paid to do so.

[jade leaf]

Ok ima roll a spliff is ajyone wanna add me we run ranked

[hexed igloo]

what server are you

[brittle knoll]

nice poopling

[jade leaf]

Zani i can switch

Add me

[lament stream]

it's the best, you get to stomp scrubs.

[jade leaf]

Anx1eTyy

wair tht not.it

Its

[hexed igloo]

i cant search with name

[lament stream]

i got put up against a dude with a btf knife and i knifed him on purpose the whole match.

[jade leaf]

Ahh here

[hexed igloo]

add me instead

[jade leaf]

Ok

Name

[hexed igloo]

20876945

[jade leaf]

Ok

[left zephyr]

lemme join im unranked

[hexed igloo]

i need to play with you so i can have a chance to get lower rank lol

[brittle knoll]

200g of butter = about 1500 calories

1kg would be crazy

[hexed igloo]

I don't wanna be in a sweat lobbies anymore

[lament stream]

butter? the so2 player? 🤯

[brittle knoll]

the fat one

i mean made of fat

[lament stream]

ah, mb.

[verbal imp]

Talking about comp?

[brittle knoll]

ight nvm getting nauseous

🐓

[lament stream]

deserved.

[brittle knoll]

☹️

[lament stream]

[left zephyr]

152626689

[brittle knoll]

it tastes good but theres something that tells me im about to puke

[jade leaf]

One komnt hdt restar game buggin

[brittle knoll]

after 3 bites

🧈 🦕

[lament stream]

wait are you really eating butter.

[brittle knoll]

yes

ofc

[lament stream]

proof?

[brittle knoll]

why

and how to prove

[lament stream]

idk.

[brittle knoll]

🐡

just fast for 3 days then take a bite from butter

it will taste good

[lament stream]

that would be terrible.

[brittle knoll]

nah,

🦕

[lament stream]

my head hurts.

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[lament stream]

too much video-gaming.

[brittle knoll]

your head doesnt hurt anymore

🐔🪄

[hidden snow]

why not update not coming on ios??

[brittle knoll]

but your shoulder hurts instead

🐔🪄 🪄

[lament stream]

because axlebolt doesn't feel like releasing it on iOS.

[hexed igloo]

ye

[lament stream]

[brittle knoll]

missed the bus

i thiink

🐇 _ _

[lament stream]

😭

[hidden snow]

😭

[brittle knoll]

axaxaxaxaxaaaaa

[lament stream]

😭!

[brittle knoll]

xaxaxaaa

[jade leaf]

Sorry thats what i mesn csnt play eith nobody i need help in comp

Always get npc team

[lament stream]

skill issue bro.

[jade leaf]

I kno

[left zephyr]

keyboard issue

[jade leaf]

Fr

Mobile

[verbal imp]

Can't play comp alone

[lament stream]

real.

[jade leaf]

Lol

[brittle knoll]

i am so collldd🦕

[lament stream]

go comp!!

[left zephyr]

bro how to get thing sting knife mimicry

[verbal imp]

No

[hexed igloo]

i gotta pray for that decent team everyday

[lament stream]

have crazy luck.

[verbal imp]

I need a friend to play with me

[jade leaf]

Zani

[verbal imp]

Never comes

[lament stream]

sorry...

[left zephyr]

what are the chances in percentage tho

[jade leaf]

Bro send me alt id

[lament stream]

like 0%.

[verbal imp]

Maybe the new mmr "change" with help

[left zephyr]

theen impossible to get

[hexed igloo]

wait

[jade leaf]

Ok i got time to roll up

[lament stream]

pretty much.

[jade leaf]

Gunna roll a spliff rq

Brb

[brittle knoll]

🦕 💨

[left zephyr]

gloves dragon glass with karambit dragon glass be fire

[lament stream]

artificer gloves >>>.

[jade leaf]

I got a new knife other day cant even show it coz discord buggy asf

[left zephyr]

have we got orange knives?

[brittle knoll]

butter made me colder

[hexed igloo]

79845852

[brittle knoll]

🦜

[left zephyr]

which one

[brittle knoll]

my back hurts 🐅 and i am soo coold 🦕

[lament stream]

molten, magnalium, temper shades (kinda), corrode full rust and retro arcade.

golden knives work as well.

but, imo, matching colors is kinda boring.

[left zephyr]

legacy and golden fang

[lament stream]

legacy is THE golden knife.

the only btf i somewhat respect.

[left zephyr]

royal skyline uses it

[lament stream]

it's also one of the very, very few knives where they got the golden shade right.

the rest look yellow-ish or like plastic.

[left zephyr]

k

[verbal imp]

M9 now

[lament stream]

M9 sucks.

[verbal imp]

I want

[lament stream]

(i lied).

[proper gyro]

:boohoo:

[verbal imp]

Die

[proper gyro]

🐔

[verbal imp]

Like actually

[lament stream]

what do you think of the new knife btw?

[verbal imp]

U pissed me off soooo much when my m9 was going for 8k

[wanton lava]

Any news on ios?

[lament stream]

nope.

[proper gyro]

how is that my fault 😭

[verbal imp]

It's cool

Nothing crazy

[proper gyro]

only liked the green one obv

[verbal imp]

Yk I was annoyed about it and u had to mention it 😭

[lament stream]

i'm thinking of buying it because it has a similar deploy to the m9 (i'm not paying 25$ for an m9, this isn't my main game).

[lament stream]

same, it's really nice, the rest are meh.

[proper gyro]

kinda cringe is isn't like ursus animations

but eh

[lament stream]

i just don't like the little spin he does after each hit.

it's so wack.

[proper gyro]

we still don't have a good looping inspect

[lament stream]

true...

[jade leaf]

Zani ready?

[lament stream]

zani ready.

[torpid dew]

Any good team on comp ?

Or Allies

[gilded hinge]

Just do a random match silver is easy

[verbal imp]

I'd say the same stilleto

[torpid dew]

Not with stupid random i play on france

[gilded hinge]

Lol

[verbal imp]

Kinda my reason why I need to get one

[gilded hinge]

Kunai or stilleto which one better

[proper gyro]

stilleto better animations, kunsi has better skins

[hexed igloo]

@jade leafyeah idk, i think they changed the mmr range

[verbal imp]

900 to 600

[rich crow]

how much is the new awp in market?

[verbal imp]

Too much gold

[proper gyro]

800g

[torpid dew]

I remembered to ask
What is the best strategy to get gold without pay real money

[hexed igloo]

scam someone idk

[verbal imp]

Still too much

I rather spend 200

[rich crow]

lmao

[torpid dew]

I dont like skins i like knife skin so i want to get one

[torpid dew]

Damn 😂

[rich crow]

what about the asval?

[proper gyro]

400g?

correct

do you want s medal with that?

[verbal imp]

Hmm

[brittle knoll]

._.

[verbal imp]

I'd pay 300 for it

250

[brittle knoll]

._. 🤝 🐔 "ill take it from here"

🐔

windows kokodak looks fat

round beak

[verbal imp]

My pleasure doing business with u

[brittle knoll]

man i am so cold i am gonna fart

🦐

[hushed jetty]

ios update out or no still?

[unique plover]

babytron

[warm kernel]

Games buggin

I get put into a game just to stare at the teams menu

lol

[twilit pelican]

Real

[magic marsh]

When will ios up

@rich crow

[hearty heron]

Today or tommorow or the day after and the day after the day after

Idk bro

They take up to a week to moderate the update

They lazy

[rich crow]

Appstore moderators are the ones to determine that.

[hallow tree]

W game fr

[desert hollow]

There are rumors that they say they are not going to release the update for IOS

Is that true?

[fringe phoenix]

yes100

[desert hollow]

Really?

[fringe phoenix]

yes, it is now time for you to go outside

[dawn lichen]

Yo

Yours serves not working?

[heady field]

Napoleón
61 battles
3millon kills
Last words...
France, army, Josefina

[rich crow]

w Napoleon

[silent perch]

🤫🧏

[rich crow]

No

😡

[honest wing]

its alright. atleast i was able to improve my aim (again sorry for late rep, im busy atm)

[steep gazelle]

is server down?

[fringe phoenix]

yes it would appear so

[steep gazelle]

it stop my in middle of game

[fringe phoenix]

:)

[steep gazelle]

yeah

[flat bobcat]

This game is pay 2 win

Ngl

[fringe phoenix]

ill blind you with my shiny butterfly kumo

[flat bobcat]

💀

[proper gyro]

bro gets baited with any skins he find on the ground every game

[fringe phoenix]

this happens way to much lmao

[rich crow]

Lmao

[paper tangle]

Uhhh play some funny ragdoll games

(I was busy with work)

(My feet hurt a lot)

[honest wing]

i once saw something giving me an aureate deagle during the match and i just went ham with it

[autumn bone]

Hello someone can tell me if i czn get the 75 battle pass knife with the normal pass (12.99€)

Is it possible ?

[outer valley]

yes but u need to do all the missions

[autumn bone]

It seem really impossible like its only 6 star , and the normal missions give only 10 stars in total

[fiery relic]

It has been more than 24 hours and the new update hasn’t yet dropped for ios players.

[autumn bone]

Why standoff2 dont put like xp battle pass ?

[outer valley]

it was like that on the first bp

[autumn bone]

They put missions and xp battle pass will be more easy

Like when we dont have missions we can just play and it give xp on battle pass

It would be great

Cuz i dont wanna spend money if i cant even get the knife on the battle pass without buy more lvl

For me it's seem wrong for the battle pass players

They can put xp battle pass for the one who buy it

They can add xp battle pass with the mission stars together

It would be more nice

[arctic bison]

And it’s too much

[autumn bone]

Cuz when you dont have missions u cant even upgrade ur battle pass

[sinful delta]

Anyone ranked allies silver 2 <3

[arctic bison]

Making us spend more time in the game

Getting 30kills and above at comp

I think that’s too much tho

[autumn bone]

Nah its fine if you can play

But yeah its seem so wrong

[sinful delta]

Anyone ranked allies silver 2 <3

[autumn bone]

The battle pass system is wrong

When you buy the battle pass you need to buy more

[arctic bison]

So does that mean u can’t finish the battle pass if u dun buy 25+ lvls?

[autumn bone]

I dont know i need to see if i can do it without buy more lvl

Axelbolt need to review the battle pass system

Cuz its wrong for the players who buy it

Like for exemple in COD you dont need to play everyday to upgrade your pass i already finish some pass in COD

[outer valley]

but u can

[autumn bone]

But in standoff2 it look so hard to upgrade battle pass

[outer valley]

u just need to do all missions lol

all missions + daily ones i guess

[autumn bone]

I want to play for fun but now i bought the battle pass and its seem like im not having fun cuz these missions are so bored

[outer valley]

never bought a bp but they say its possible

[autumn bone]

And its the only way to upgrade

[outer valley]

ik its boring thats why i dont buy them

XD

even on cs it works like that

[autumn bone]

The bp system is wrong

[outer valley]

apex legends too

[autumn bone]

Nah apex legend its easy to lvl up

Cuz their are alot of missions everyday

[outer valley]

its the same

than so2

.-.

[outer valley]

on so2 is easy too

[autumn bone]

In standoff2 you have only 3 or 4 missions by day

And their only 8 week missions

Like why ?

[outer valley]

the daily missions are easy .-.

[autumn bone]

I know

But in apex u can get 3 lvl or 4 lvl just by playing and the missions complete like its self

In standoff2 you need to go on mode

Like why they didnt put in deathmatch and Defuse mode ?

[outer valley]

im lvl 5 and i just did the daily and 90% of first week missions :v

[autumn bone]

Only

Lvl5

[outer valley]

yes

[autumn bone]

Thats look wrong fr

[outer valley]

i started like 15 min ago

☠️

[autumn bone]

Only 5 lvl 💀

[outer valley]

in 15 min

do that on apex on first week

XDX

1 game in apex is like 20 min +

[autumn bone]

You talking about apex or ?

[outer valley]

u told apex was easy

[autumn bone]

In 20 minute u can make like 3 or 4 missions

[outer valley]

so why so2 isnt easy?

[proven cloud]

Alright the asval suck

[autumn bone]

Cuz So2 make missions on something that u dont want to play

Like apex dont put missions on control mode ?

[outer valley]

its easy but u need to spend time i just dont buy cuz the missions are c4nc3r

[autumn bone]

Cuz no one play in this mode

[verbal imp]

That's what you call tedious

[autumn bone]

The missions in So2 is wrong

[verbal imp]

So2 missions aren't hard

[civic lance]

Hey guys

[verbal imp]

Just annoying to do

[outer valley]

tell that to devs but they wont change it CUZ minory are crying about it lol

[civic lance]

Who can help me refound?

I bought 500 gold

And I wanna to reound to get my money back

[verbal imp]

The hardest missions we ever had was training mode missions

[autumn bone]

Yeah cuz everyone who dont cry about it its the people who buy lvl

[civic lance]

I still have 500 gold

[hearty heron]

Beluga

[fiery relic]

What do you guys think the new update will drop for ios?

[civic lance]

Ayo

[outer valley]

nah, they just spend time playing

[hearty heron]

lol

[civic lance]

gUysssss

GUYS

[hearty heron]

This is funny

[outer valley]

well it makes u play with all champs

so2 just make u play all gamemodes

[civic lance]

To get my money backkkkk

[outer valley]

its basically the same

[autumn bone]

For me its wrong like you have 480 or something on the battle pass and u cant even finish it without lvl

[outer valley]

u can finish.

I already told u

u can finish

☠️

u just need to play

[autumn bone]

Nah i dont believe

[outer valley]

and do the missions

[outer valley]

calculate then

[civic lance]

@storm scaffold hey can you help me pls come in dm

[verbal imp]

Unless you're buying the battle pass you'll never see level 480

[autumn bone]

We have only 58 days to finish the pass

[civic lance]

@storm scaffold

[outer valley]

go to playstore and refund?

☠️

[civic lance]

Don't workkkk

I paid paypal

[outer valley]

u wont get the refund instantly

[civic lance]

And I want my money back

[outer valley]

then talk with paypal support

[civic lance]

I have 1 or 2 days I send email and no one saw it

[civic lance]

Still nothing

[outer valley]

and u have 3/4 missions daily 4/3 stars

so u can finish

[civic lance]

How can I speak to @storm scaffold

[outer valley]

bro u blind or what

[autumn bone]

Nah

[civic lance]

Or Alexbolt

[autumn bone]

Ima look

[outer valley]

its not INSTANTLY

iqless

[civic lance]

BUt no one respond me

[outer valley]

also the refund will make your inventory blocked ingame

[outer valley]

cuz its not instantly

[arctic bison]

Is the update still not available on ios?

[outer valley]

can u read?

[civic lance]

😦

Help Me

[outer valley]

broopen support on paypal

and fkinfafwg wait

[civic lance]

HOWWWW

Come dm

[outer valley]

search on yt

[civic lance]

I share screen

[outer valley]

its 5AM here i dont have time for that when u have tons of tutorials on the internet

i dont even know why do people ask for help in chats when u have google

[arctic bison]

.

[outer valley]

yep

[verbal imp]

No it isnt.

[arctic bison]

Can!t wait

[outer valley]

maybe check on appstore next time?»

lao

[arctic bison]

I checked everyday tho lol

[verbal imp]

Well keep doing that

[outer valley]

then if theres no update it means it didnt updated yet

[verbal imp]

Until it comes

[outer valley]

☠️

[arctic bison]

So boring

[outer valley]

tell that to apple

[arctic bison]

🤡

[arctic bison]

I wish

[verbal imp]

Not my fault you're checking the app store every hour to see if there's an update

[arctic bison]

Everyday*

[outer valley]

he dont have life

[twilit pelican]

Steve jobs is to sigma

[arctic bison]

Lol

[verbal imp]

Still isn't any better

[proven cloud]

Hi how can i send feedback for standoff2 dev?

[arctic bison]

Dun care though

Was just asking for that thanks

[verbal imp]

Idc if u care

[twilit pelican]

A positive or negative feedback?

[outer valley]

[verbal imp]

Well you have been answered

[outer valley]

prob cuz of fps

[verbal imp]

Good bye.

[autumn bone]

Look

Its not possible to finish the pass

[proven cloud]

Nothing much just asking to change the asval abit

[outer valley]

it is

[verbal imp]

My brother in christ

[autumn bone]

Go on picture

[verbal imp]

Are you buying the battle pass or not

[autumn bone]

I'll show you

I already buy it

And i thinks that i regret it

[verbal imp]

Yeah whatever idc anymore

[outer valley]

did u do the daily missions from the first day?

[twilit pelican]

Bro what battle pass?

I don’t see one

[outer valley]

if dont maybe u cant finish idk XD i just know its possible

[autumn bone]

I did not i wasnt here first day

[outer valley]

but prob u need to do all the missions

[arctic bison]

Maybe u’re still on non-updated ver

[twilit pelican]

Prob

[outer valley]

it was 3 y ago?

[autumn bone]

And that didnt even change