#💬│english-chat
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i’m not the app store bruv, i can’t update your app
damn u got me
She gone brother
shes for the streets
Nah

..
💀

damn!
What the bell
azaaaa!!!
Hm
aaazthtoh!=!
Alr changing 3verthing
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!
look dm
Already did
Ello Py
ah okay
this is wild
Hi.
What wqs promo code
hiiiiiiii!!!!
2sharpbox
694201337
@paper tangle how u got that special effect when I tap on ur profile? Is that when u boost a server for some amount of time?
no
you need to PAY for it.
It’s from the Discord Shop, just got the web browser version and you can buy one
its 6 dollars or sum
Ah cool
!!!!!!!
$11.99
Man I missed some wild stuff here
I missed alot
somewhere in the future
in 6 minutes.
real
Back
idk why im even here
relatable.
?
Anyone down for allies? Only ios
Ok
im a bit rusty
Id?
one sec
Oof
.
Now delete it
@polar ice dm
yo
Wsp
what the hell happened here
Nothin much
Yeah Idk what that’s about
It really be like that
thats crazy
Facts
What its gonig on why in ios can updt
dating on discord is just asking to date a catfish.
Why did u leave
Obviously
200 ping on India
iOS verification process (just until Monday)
Ohh sed
But I love trolling
are you ONE (1) catfish???
Ios update When does the update appear?
Monday
Yes but no (I did it back on 2019 when I was in this server)
damn!!
😂
Just wait until Monday
C++
xD
Hi
better than js anyways.
Cat fish
I did for 6 months 
lol
well worth it
💀
what duhheeeelll
“Azathoth Wild Moments!”
Hi
😭
It wasn’t that wild really
Caught a guy in here with like 20 different active alt account here
Someone now when the update is gonna be ready for iOS ?
just wait until Monday
the guy who tried to contact rosie?
holy cow
oh
2 years ago exactly
😂💀😭
not an ounce of regret?
Well kinda
What a troller
not much but just some
Ngl
i want a rack of cash, ngl.
I've done it too
But not to that extent
so sm1 had 20 accs to worship u?
Now I don’t need it anymore
Bruh
das crazy
No
nah thats actually crazy
Just
bro catfished some nitro
well
😭😭😭
easiest way to get free nitro
oh
He also catfished some other people
I catfished the regulars here 
real.
damn!
Lol
u said u catfished sm regulars
Only place I used to date on when I was little was minecraft
that's actually crazy! absolute insanity!
whi did u catfish?
He’s got the right to remain silent
😂😭😭😭
Wtf
he can he doesnt have to
Lol
to get free nitro
Fair enough
It wasn’t for that tho
Does anyone know When the update coming to iOS?
I just asked for it as a joke and someone literally bought it
in 5 minutes.
Just wait until Monday
No
downbad fr
it was revealed to me in dream.
Or maybe just friendly
I’d buy someone nitro too if I’m feeling like it
Just a random person
ive bought in total of 3 ppl
Well
me a friend
and a guy who tried rlly hard to win a giveaway
Maybe more
but i managaed to win the giveaway
Nice
so i said ill give u nitro basic
bche didnt get the chance to win
Nuh uh
he was literally like a second too late
maybe.
That’s nice of u
I'm winning 8-1 just to be stuck on switching teams for 6 mins now
i felt bad bc he was trying rlly hard
skill issue.
and missed it by 1 sec
common thing
its known for a few years
Waiting like idiots
yeah its just broken u gotta wait
its not the first time
It's been 6mins
The new update is not available on the iPhone.
yh
damn i didnt know
Wsp
Hay
hay.
Azerbayjan form?
Nah
Nah?
How can I download the update on the live?
Chilling and want to play so2
iOS?
Nah
Sana Nah
wait for it to release first
Yes
i wasn't talking to you.
Kemal türkmüsün?
@sour star watch pm
ok
ded chat
Ik
turkmenistan.
The new update has not been released on iPhones yet
u got it right
damn i kinda look like a cheater in so2.
ayo @silk kraken can u help me rq?
We still waiting imagine @sour star
I can’t drop links in here can I?
damn thats just unlucky
nope
Goes for nitro gift too?
and report it later
idk either
last time my friend left
and the game started
Ios?
and he ended up not being able to rejoin
real
i’m bugged with aomine for 20 minutes now
real
Lol
ain’t getting -mmr on 8-1 idc
real.
Dudes out cold (he asleep)
he got put out 😔
After april 1st
Like ol yeller 
the old man finally kicked the bucket... 😞
He kicked it pretty hard
:nooo2:
guys, is 4.83kd good on allies?
it landed in the water
or do i have to kill more and more people?
really good
i need a good rank... grrrrweewejehjsn...
i had a kd of 1.72
but you're elite and i'm unranked...
once again it is proven that kd doesn't matter...
im unranked aswell dawg
Update on iphone?
:intjgnosis:
Seasone 7
Wait on Monday
did your skill reset as well? i don't think so, nuh uh.
Ok
No more cool montages
since when did u watch my vids 🤨
I don’t
Ew
I didn’t even know you had one
you've got a yt channel? i need to subscribe.
whut daa heeeeell
what is it called?
bro just assumed i had one
yeah
bew bio
It remind me of this one guy in my DMs to comment on his Video
so that he can flex on his friends
😭😭😭😭
(I reported it for dm advertising)
damn... 😭

😂😂😭😭
Not that it's bad
chad move
It's really good but the thought of playing allies disgust me
literally a power move, fr.
Lmao
I just hate allies that muxh
i mean, it is kind of stressful.
🙏🙏nr1 so2 hater is back but this time he hates allies
when i wasn't carrying a russian kid, my teammate outfragged me (which annoyed me).
Let’s play allies 

Always have been hating on allies
I'll pass
what about comp?
he loves it
Good 
Will play it with a few friends
but hes silver or gold
Not that much more but ig
bc u cant get phoenix in NA server
Haven't even played
What
oh...
When will te update release
What rank would I get for 6 wins 4 defeats In allies does anyone know?
Idk
Yes silver 3 or 4
Finally not muted
Sv2 could be
yeah ik that guy from other server xD @paper tangle
what happened
What did u say that u got muted in the first place
I accidentaly copy and pasted a link
lol
No
fake.
Changing shift?
Real
i need this emoji btw
where do i get that 💳 💥
I needed ur sticker
Yes
xD
Gimme gimme gimme
its from a server which got „deleted“
Noooooooo
well it didnt get deleted
So?
take a screenshot, crop the sticker and add it to a private server so you can use it.

Lazy
Anyone up for allies? Only ios vc
Wouldn't even answer honestly
wassup yall im back
james.
nah
xd
real.
ios update?
@paper tangle i can't even open google play tbh
Check dm
thanks bro
What🤣
bouta send him 40TB zip file and blow him phone up😭
Good idea but no🤣
Said what...
"sending 49terabyte femboy zip bomb through neurolink"
Then go to the Google Support for that
and there was a guy who was eating
okok
Ooo
xD
I did because it would’ve been funny
Is it sure that tmrw is the uptade comin? @paper tangle
@jagged vale im ur biggest fan
Just until Monday
We got a talkactive helper and a quiet one
@neat stump go dms imma send u the vid 😂
Who’s the quiet one in question

semau is quiet
Ehh sometimes
Turan is pretty quiet tho
Not really
for some reason im still dreaming about a helicopter crashing in my building cuz she couldn't land it right....
That’s funny
:koko_bruh:
l
So theres the chance that the uptade comes tmrw
uhm id be concerned

Yes
yeah only a chance
(I forgot that time zones exist)
Nice anywY
thenk)
Ty
I described the problem to them
dunno why that happend tho
like update issue?
is it hard to finish the bp ?
okok
(And I have iOS)
thx for help tho
im on android
is it hard to finish a bp in so2 ?
if i buy it will I finish it ?
i wanted to get myself some bayonet but i have to wait ig
No problem 
It’s not that hard if you consistently play it everyday
i also got banned in other game for 20y and one month
if i play like 30 hours each week ?
Its out now in ios
yes
Skill issue
rly?
?
good prank
ty i will buy it
Grammar moment
lol
@fringe phoenix i buy it yes or no ?
idk, ive only done one battlepass like that without buying levels and it was hell, if you have the time you can probably do it
wdym hell
really stupidly specific missions or high volume specific missions that take lots of matches to get done
"get 50 headshots while crouching using X gun" like that
yeah, those missions suck.
ye but u do it in deathmatch
when did they add the X gun?

yeah but they tell you to use some crap gun
😭!
ye like pistol
thats so easy lmao
it is but its just annoying to do just for like 4 xp
and it takes 10 xp to gain a level right?
yes
thats my point
it takes 2 matches max to get it
Random question but what gloves should I get that match the fang haunt knife that is under 1300 gold?
ur points makes 0 sense
assuming a lot there
assuming its an easy game with unskilled opponents
honestly if you're grinding it while spending as little as possible, you may as well just skip the missions you don't like and buy a couple levels to make up for it.
true!
most people in tdm are unskilled
any mode beside ranked ( high rank )
I just spend 35 dollars on this game fr
honestly rip
how much is it?
i fw yall heavy
i always get unlucky and run into a dude with a red revival medal and a 2 years st akr who one taps me across the map.
It's like 1700 I think
buy templar when the market crashes.
And when will that happen?
just hop servers
not as good as haunt or neuro, but still decent.
in 8 to 10 weeks.
used to be way cheaper 
@swift shard i will trust u and buy it
buy what
nah, i'd rather play against sweats than playing a laggy match.
it's more frustrating to get killed by an external factor that isn't being outright outskilled.
I was thinking of getting the burning fist gloves
Guys
the bp
I love run and gun strats
And maybe will I get nothing as back
get it man, quests are not that hard, some are just time consuming
rushing goes hard as heeeeeell. 🔥
Depends
I can't find any games for competitive or allies bro
I would have got the BP fr
You could but it depends on what it is
servers are down prob
I wanna tell them that they did too much thing wrong
imo don't, completely different colors and finish, you might regret it.
Like adding a map which looks like from critical ops
Or adding new noob weapon
Nothin about matchmaking and ping problem
I like the new weapon it looks fun
Alright
A guy with 800 ping may stay in the game but I cannot play even with 200
Nah bro just for noobs
Or should I get a other knife 🤔
That's why it has 25 round mag
it's literally an A1-S with higher recoil and damage, if you think it is for noobs, you might as well think that the other ARs are for noobs.
XD
Let's give a bronze guy an akr and see how much kill he can do in tdm
And a VAP
VAL*

The val is goated
Nah it's like M4A1
why not update standoff 2 in iphone 11
Has 2 much recoil and damage
of course the akr requires more skill, but it also deals more damage and can actually 1 tap in long range.
recoil is inexistent in mobile games
Not really
Yeah that's why I said it's for noobs
Fr
if a gun is harder to use, it is more rewarding, that's how it works.
Recoil control*
why not update standoff 2 in iphone 11
get the iphone 12
Yeah like that big guy
Just wait until Monday
M60 I think
Phyton!!
On iphone 11
Hey!! I'm bronze now😔😕
M60 is just op
its out on iphone 12
Bro what the heck
I like m60 (I’ve never used it)
yeah, they reset it bcs new season...
Hear me out
XD
fr
agreed.
Only works at silver below
Arms thing I think
arms race
Yeah that thing
Tdm I see it a lot fr
And it's annoying
i hate m60 tdm players.
Fr
they literally ruin the mode.
That thicky sound
They just sit in one spot and shoot
awe man 
Bro sitting and shootin ain't a problem
İt's just too loud
except in sand yards, in there, they're easy prey for my SM1014.
if u cant defeat them, join them
What's the best pistol this new update?
U can find them and with a suprise attack they're done
Damn xD
Hey who play with me standoff 2
deagle
Usp
Hey who play with me standoff 2
Ong
i can, everyone can, it's just annoying... 😭
like killing a mosquito...
Nah bro
How do you even kill with usp i cannot
Oh wait, skill issu
skill babe
Hey who play with me standoff 2
right...
Wdym
headshots.
Yes yes

Nah
I just spam em with bullets
that's the power of actually talking about the game!
What's your id
Not only headshots bro like the body damage is good tho
2 bullets to head
Do you need yo fully stop with crouch or no?
true.
Y?
1 if no kelver
deagle clears
For play with meee
I like the f/s
Deagle has rec
skill issu..
İt's good tho but at the long range
First 3 bullets good at deagle
İk bro
Agree
ur wrong
In allies it's a good option
Wdym
I think they only reduced the spread and the camera shake
Yeah
it good in close range battles
Camping below the balcony is good
Back in the day it was usually other games (it wasn’t allowed but it was later changed)
It almost feels like no recoil nor no spread the first 3 bullets
the first 3 shots have no recoil.
oh
Yeaaah
I think I couldn't clarify myself
p350 just goated
Yeah
i read it wrong
literally 1984.
Everything about that weapon is
I feel old being here
?
I’ve been here since 2019 (in the server) and then left and came back on 2021
Bro recovered hisself
thats why its goated, u can use it in any situation
English
Tmnc
Yeah boi
If you hear an enemy approaching, do you peek him first or you'll let him peek you
The headshot damage is great tho
English only @ripe abyss, just wait on Monday
i toss a flash and prefire lmao.
swing or get swong
I mostly camp
she said im not afraid to die
XD
real.
Yo is wizy a famous nickname
3 different answers, I'll try applying it to improve
Or it's is special to u
When will the update for iOS come out?
what
the only thing that can go wrong is your aim 😭
Bro just camp
Very nice community i love standoff2
XD
tf are you sayin
Just wait on Monday.
Yeah even without sound I can play good if U have good aim
I mean
İs your nickname
'WİZY'
Famous or just your special
F bro I play on tablet I can't play on my crappy phone I suck 😭
Ok thanky
did u saw it?
mine only works if you know where exactly are they when approaching, if you mess up by a split second, they won't get flashed, or might catch you when throwing the flash.
Yeah had someone Master as enemy
Same, I suck.
you should be good to go as long as you aren't deaf.
And smoked them 9-10 with luck
XD
Ur better than me frfr
flashbangs needs a rework
Bro sometimes the sound ain't anything
Anyways I'ma do these bp challenges
Bro flashbangs has too much problem
Nah Netherlands
Anybody wanna play fr?
Nah dude, I played with a phone without audio for like 2 years
Which server bud
I did good with it
I may come
ok
i havent played in a long time
Wdym with ok
Sometimes footsteps are closer than I think,
NA
Wha
i love it when i'm not even looking at it and i still get flashed, literally out of my FOV and still get slapped in the face by a white screen...
That's what I'm doing fr rn
XD
XD
real
What do you want me to say "Oh my god my nickname stolen god damn”
But it supposed to be like that
U should answer
İf it's a special one
Tyrone covered you with a blanket 
Or u chose it
Ayoo....
A white one
awe hell nawh... 😭
That is my nickname so?
Bro
u are supposed to get slightly flashed, not fully flashed
a big white blanket
your nickname is TheWeezer69.
I need a blanket for my bed ngl
True!
Nvm
That covers you fully
That's sad
İf wizzy is a famous name
why tf u asking
Wizzy?
I like being cold at night but in the morning I feel like it’s the damn winter
I saw that nickname too much
Wizy*
true.
my nick was wizzy in game
Brb wİt
I mean I don't cover up at night unless I feel like it fr
Damn
now it is Wizy Q
I wish I have a blanket
I got a pink one on rn fr
why dont u have one
61608846
Dangg
Nah that’s not mine
Bro I mean u gotta cover urself with blanket from flashbang
i sleep on the matress, raw bed.
Ok
(i use a pillow as well).
That’s hard
Well I'ma dip peace people of standoff nice talking to y'all I will do again 🙏
Good luck and try to have fun

Ty
wHa DoU mEnan Ok
Guys do you know
have a good day my friend!
I'm serious
you forgot the t
BROO

Can I get a blessing real quick
What is ur server
I’m hoping I pull a butterfly
Let's play together
He said NA, he means North America
azathoth how u doin, suggest me a movie
you're gonna get a purple st.
Ah thx
I don’t have any good ones
Why u so bad
Ah
(Cuz I don’t watch any)
^
Oohhhhhh
watch him pull a regular blue.
then suggest me series!
Watch extraction bro
I bless you with a good skin tonight
XD
Was always forced to watch movies
GOT
Bro don't be that bad guy
Can Wednesday come any faster
dont have any either
I know he ain't gonna pull something good
pfff
I mostly watch anime
my parents on their way to force me to watch titanic for the 18372991th time:

GOOD
Rarely any shows or movies
DN
Damn
Suggest me a anime
Sad bro
And I just watch Kung Fu Panda 4 like 3 days ago
damn, you like cartoons?
Grand Blue
i will block u!
💀
😭!
having a 'cartoon' on his pfp
Me who haven't watched the titanic
real.
Sort of, I just watch for the entertainment value and I like some
W
Banana fish 
i just call it that to bother people who are picky about it.
Some are cool and funny
Good thing
and some are downright awful
I'll do it tho
Agree
Nice
Banana fish 
Some are just made bc people re caring bout Japanese highschool girls
i've actually watched one anime in my entire lifespan.
🍌 🎣
Banana fsih
If only he knows
(it was Magi).
Damn i tho
Dang no luck
What did u get
When I was going to work I literally saw someone with a modded Tesla 
Better buy it on markeet
Owww dang
At least they're doing something to their car
istg in Arknights 2% odds feels like 20% and in So2 feels like 0.02%.
Deagle Ace
Dude
cases are a scam.
Unlike most tesla owners
Sad br
There’s no playing on it
I already have
Worse than purpl
😦
plating*
Did it even look somewhat decent
They're real gambling
like its bare bones
i do have luck, just not in so2.
Otherwise
2v2 ranked andoid only who?
pog
They give it to hands
Wanna me 😘?
but it’s gonna rain
Wha
Sure id?
K
sadly so hope that guy gets some shade
What
rain is amazing (the homeless do not share this opinion).
What is that
Which server
Oh Celsius
Netherlands,hong kong,singapore,poland
Lemme get it for you
What







