💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

That wasn't even hacker bruh his ping was 500

[outer valley]

i only lost 1 time today to a cheater

[stray violet]

Greetings! You can report cheaters here - help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.

[outer valley]

ye bro u have knowledge !

[rich crow]

Definitely

[outer valley]

phoenix obv knows whats a cheater

[outer valley]

thats why the game is infested cuz theres people like u

oh hes just lagged

xdx

braind3@ds

[rich crow]

Cuz the game is s cuz there's cheaters like u

[stray violet]

Is that word really blacklisted

[outer valley]

k bro keep crying

[lament stream]

guys, he said it, the game is s.

[rich crow]

Keep cheating noob

[outer valley]

idk but i wont risk

[jovial warren]

Improve the optimization, the fps is dropping a lot

[stray violet]

Braindead
Braindeads

[rich crow]

Play in phone than consider urself pro

[stray violet]

You're welcome

[outer valley]

if its cheating report me and see if im getting banned

[outer valley]

i was cuz i was mobile

iq?

[rich crow]

Allowed cheater as I said earlier

[outer valley]

check my old vids

dummy

[lament stream]

if it's allowed, then it's not cheating.

[rich crow]

? U don't read ig

[stray violet]

Hey buddy advertising is not allowed

[outer valley]

u just hope

[stray violet]

I'm calling my dad (he works for axlebolt)

[lament stream]

does he have an advantage? yes, but it is technically not cheating.

[outer valley]

the biggest russian yt from so2 plays on pc

so theres no way they gonna ban

so keep crying

[fringe phoenix]

wait, can us guys on mobile also fight pc players

[outer valley]

or just get a job to buy a pc too

💪

[rich crow]

Ofc only profit matters

[outer valley]

yes

[lament stream]

yeah.

[rich crow]

Even I get pc I still gonna play mobile games on mobile

[fringe phoenix]

oh thats kinda lame

[outer valley]

even if they ban emulators theres gonna bypass to play pc to mobile

[rich crow]

Most of the top ranks are pc , iPad, or hacker

[tough meadow]

so2 doesn't have their own emulator like pubg to separate the emulator players from regular ones

[outer valley]

even if they made one u can bypass it

[cursive oracle]

True

[outer valley]

its useless

xd

[rich crow]

In a mobile game the legend who play on mobile is extremely rare xd

[stray violet]

Pubgm separates PC players from mobile players?

[outer valley]

i was the legend on mobile so ur crying for nothing

[lament stream]

axlebolt really are just a bunch of cheapskates.

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

Cope hard

[stray violet]

I know they have 2 games but I didn't know the mobile version separated it's players

[outer valley]

check my channel, 4y ago vids .

[rich crow]

Who knows u put handcam?

While playing on legend?

[tough meadow]

yes. Their have their own (unoptimized) emulator that makes separations easy

[outer valley]

maybe see throught the joystick?

[rich crow]

U can do that in pc

[outer valley]

u can see perfectly when someone is playing on pc

[outer valley]

u cant

XD

ur so dummy i swear

[lament stream]

he's just trolling.

[outer valley]

just kis

[rich crow]

???

[outer valley]

.

if u cant see just dont try it

ur just npc

keep crying over me

[rich crow]

Try in mobile

[outer valley]

u know how to read»

[rich crow]

U ll get to know who's the npc

[paper tangle]

You don’t have one

[rich crow]

U know how to cope hard

[fringe phoenix]

[outer valley]

iNUNO神1337 #20k? — Today at 2:11 AM
i was the legend on mobile so ur crying for nothing

[cursive oracle]

[lament stream]

this is bullying!!! ban!

[stray violet]

That's it, your life's over pal

[outer valley]

you know how to cry

[stray violet]

@unique plover

[outer valley]

😭

[rich crow]

Cheater

[outer valley]

cry baby

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh the old man is my dad

[rich crow]

Still better than cheating

[outer valley]

🥶

[stray violet]

My dad can beat up your dad

[outer valley]

report me then

go

i want to see my 5th ban

[cursive oracle]

Lol 😆

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh, the old man way more athletic than AntiX (he’s literally a cat)

[rich crow]

Prove u did cheating xd

[outer valley]

nah cuz i got unbanned

iq = 0

[rich crow]

Must g pay the devs

[outer valley]

ye bro i paid

[paper tangle]

I don’t think so

[rich crow]

Nah u didn't understand

[stray violet]

Nice defamation

[paper tangle]

iNUNO got his unban the legit way

[stray violet]

Catch this lawsuit buddy boy

[gilded flower]

legitimately bribing the devs

🤯

[paper tangle]

I got Saul Goodman as my lawyer 🐓

[stray violet]

iNUNO's knees putting in work

[paper tangle]

That’s wild

[gilded flower]

damn i gotta join axlebolt

suddenly

[outer valley]

nah i paid -!

[paper tangle]

real

[outer valley]

real!

[paper tangle]

@lament stream is this real Py?

[stray violet]

My lawyer's honest reaction to that information:

[outer valley]

i gave my house to unban my acc

[lament stream]

let me fact-check it...

[rich crow]

Bruh kid g pay is something else

[lament stream]

hmm...

[rich crow]

I will get mute if I explain it

[lament stream]

it seems to be, in fact, real.

[paper tangle]

My lawyer in question:

[outer valley]

explain in dm

xD

[rich crow]

It's funny when u don't know it

Leave it that way

Just keep giving g pay to devs

[lament stream]

is this how you have fun, tanu?

[rich crow]

🌚

[paper tangle]

Probably

[stray violet]

My lawyer seeing me through the jail cell knowing my opposition has 4TB of concrete, irrefutable evidence and all I have is a "nuh uh"

[lament stream]

So2 server members on their way to argue with a guy they don't know about something that doesn't affect them in any way:

[outer valley]

go report me

waiting my ban due to cheating

[paper tangle]

My lawyer when he wins the lawsuit against you and is celebrating in his new office:

(Being fr rn idk how to like make it like a square)

[jagged vale]

This ios

[lament stream]

"i" Operative System? real?

[outer valley]

ur the one who buys gold ingame so technically ur the one paying them

[lament stream]

there are no legal cheats.

[outer valley]

theres bro

pc!

XD

[ashen meteor]

🚲

[lament stream]

none really is legal, so there isn't a "most".

[rich crow]

I don't buy gold what's ur point

[outer valley]

cap

[lament stream]

in order for anything to be the "most" of something, it has to be part of that something, hence why there isn't a group of "most legal cheats".

simple? simple.

[rich crow]

🍿 🥤

[rich crow]

No cap I never put money in game

And trading is easy way

[outer valley]

scammer! ⚠️

XD

[lament stream]

real, pc = cheats!!!

[outer valley]

me cheetos

why cheetos bro

[rich crow]

U stupid or something?

[outer valley]

why mad broski

[rich crow]

where do i go to change my ranking

[stray violet]

Greetings! You can report cheaters here - help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.

[lament stream]

Credit: Ewalk.

[stray violet]

[outer valley]

@rich crow report me!

[rich crow]

help a man out

Done

[ashen meteor]

🚲

[outer valley]

wheres my ban

why delay ban bro

[rich crow]

nvm

found it

lmao

[neat stump]

How are you not getting muted lol..

[stray violet]

Did you get banned

[stray violet]

Because I'm pro

[lament stream]

he bribed the mods.

[neat stump]

Wow

[rich crow]

Probably rn u giving em gpay

[outer valley]

thats a nice excuse, just admit u cant BAN ME

cuz im not cheating

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

Abuse @outer valley from my side xd

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

Lmaoo

[left zephyr]

its easy 🗿

[outer valley]

no, im the bio!

[rich crow]

He feel Sigma Alpha with that bio

[left zephyr]

new Z7 map is pretty bad

its way too big

[rich crow]

Lol PPL were saying it's too compressed

[lament stream]

skill issue just make it smaller.

[outer valley]

😄 why u helping your boyfriend bro

[sinful delta]

Finally

[left zephyr]

theres so many damn corridors

[sinful delta]

I got unmuted

[subtle vine]

Haloo

[outer valley]

u 2 can keep crying over me

[rich crow]

🙈🙈

[outer valley]

only cuz im better

[sinful delta]

Who want to play so2?

[outer valley]

😭

[left zephyr]

yall remember that basketball halloween update xd

[lament stream]

just throw a smoke and wait in it, always works.

[outer valley]

yall jealous

[sinful delta]

..

Who want to play so2?

[lament stream]

me.

wait.

[sinful delta]

Ios?

[lament stream]

no, not me, yeah.

i hate so2.

[sinful delta]

Anyone wanna play only (android)..

[left zephyr]

nah only escalation

[sinful delta]

Ranked

[left zephyr]

ok then

[sinful delta]

2v2

U got android?

[left zephyr]

nah im bad at allies

[sinful delta]

Its alr

Im bad too

Anyone wanna play ranked 2v2 only (android only)..

[left zephyr]

i aint gonna play we gonna get cooked

[sinful delta]

I dont think so

Anyone wanna play ranked 2v2 only (android only)..

[stray violet]

They'll be cheaper later on

I'd cancel them

[sinful delta]

Alr bye

Im gonna play

With bots or kids😭

[stray violet]

Both

Good luck

[lament stream]

@stray violet

is your name electronic walker?

[stray violet]

No

[lament stream]

damn...

[stray violet]

My name is resetName

[ashen meteor]

Anybody know when iOS update is releasing?

[rich crow]

1-3 days

[ashen meteor]

1 more day i hope

just wanna try the new gun

[rich crow]

Download in Android and login

Until the update not come in ios

[ashen meteor]

don't have an android

🚲

[rich crow]

😌 wait than

[unique plover]

sup gang

[lament stream]

just change your phone to android bro!

easy? easy.

[stray violet]

We have a Texan who's misbehaving

Cut his balls off

[paper tangle]

Why did I comeback for this

[stray violet]

My dad is here

[lament stream]

it just be like that.

[unique plover]

mods, skin him alive

u and me got beef pal

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[outer valley]

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken tell @unique plover that’s not the rule book says

[stray violet]

Did you get banned

[paper tangle]

[outer valley]

yes thats why im playing cs2 now

[stray violet]

[unique plover]

axmn does not want beef with me

[outer valley]

to play vs real cheaters in premier

XD

[unique plover]

i got vro government name and home address

[paper tangle]

this ain’t real

Is this real old man

[silk kraken]

the rule book says you should kiss each other right now @unique plover

[jagged vale]

@paper tangle

[outer valley]

🥶

[unique plover]

😦👅

[jagged vale]

Boss

[outer valley]

xD

[paper tangle]

AWE HELL NAW

[outer valley]

[paper tangle]

Looks like I lost against @stray violet

[subtle vine]

Ios update plizz stand off

[stray violet]

I told you

[subtle vine]

😭

[stray violet]

My dad can beat your dad

[paper tangle]

I’ll get Adren on next time

[ashen meteor]

🚲

[sinful delta]

Gg 8:3

We win

[ashen meteor]

yes

also rainbow 6 siege is apparently getting a mobile game

[civic glen]

its out

[hushed jetty]

no?

[civic glen]

i have it

im deadass

[hushed jetty]

proof?

[ashen meteor]

proof??0

[civic glen]

sure

[ashen meteor]

still says it's coming soon

[outer valley]

yikes

even on pc its bad

[hushed jetty]

dead chat

[sour umbra]

Where can u report players

[jagged vale]

In game

[hearty heron]

Like fr?

[sour umbra]

I wanna report boosted ppl

Ppl boosted by hackers

[lunar prairie]

Yo guys when does IOS update for the new 28.1 version

[sour umbra]

I have proof and rec

[rich crow]

Who nos where will com the ios uptade

[jagged vale]

It will come

[sour umbra]

Hacker was just hacking on iOS

[jagged vale]

Between 12-18h

[lunar prairie]

Okay thank you bro

Yeah my bros all play on Samsung and they got it sooner than me

[jagged vale]

Np

[paper tangle]

Hello there, you can use this link to report cheaters.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[jagged vale]

Aza u have perms for role give?

[paper tangle]

No I don’t sadly.

[jagged vale]

[paper tangle]

You would have to contact the @silk moth for that

[hushed jetty]

ironic

[hearty heron]

Fr

[jagged vale]

I cant get my role anyway

New season + ios

[sour umbra]

It’s not working

I have video and proof

[hushed jetty]

just wait

[jagged vale]

[sour umbra]

Of the hacker and he was boosting

[verbal imp]

@silk kraken could I get the highest role 🥺🥺🥺

[hushed jetty]

[paper tangle]

You would just have to press the button on the bottom right to contact the Support team, in the link that I sent there was instructions on how to contact them.

[sour umbra]

Of course they not available

💀💀

[paper tangle]

Either way you can still report it to the bot, it doesn’t matter who it is, as long as it’s reported they will still get it.

[lunar prairie]

Check the photos, I just uploaded the best profile picture 🤣

[sour umbra]

Wait I can just send the proof?

But the bot says not available

[paper tangle]

Yeah, you can just do that and the bot will send it the Support Team either way.

[verbal imp]

I need the market crash so I can buy my skins

[hushed jetty]

how would we do that???

lmao

[hexed igloo]

s

[hushed jetty]

indeed

s

[sour umbra]

It won’t let me send messages

[paper tangle]

Just wait until the bot comes online or just use the same link that I sent so that the Support Teams bot will just send it to them.

[sour umbra]

K

[cosmic garden]

Where tf update

im not sleeping for this! (I have sleep problems)

@lament stream wake up girl!

Hiii!!

[opal bison]

Guys for you, which is the coolest skin in the game? For me m4a1 year of the tiger

[earnest barn]

ak 2 years red

[cosmic garden]

coolest hm

Awp genesis and 2 years awp and necromancer,night furry ak w dragon stickers, deagle yakuza

[lament stream]

i hate standoff 2.

(i just lost an arms race match because i joined when everyone had 12 points).

[cosmic garden]

LOL

[hexed igloo]

the ak12 railgun

[lament stream]

still mad that i couldn't win...

i got to 18 points...

i'm only a human on aderall...

or how did the song go?

[hushed jetty]

lucky you have the update

😔

[opal bison]

And what's the most overrated skin? For me its g22 frozen

[lament stream]

android built different fr.

(and worse).

[wise dagger]

POV: waiting for the ios real update latency🤔💤

[hushed jetty]

im only human after all

[lament stream]

real.

[paper tangle]

I’m only human after all

[lament stream]

Aza.

[paper tangle]

Ello Py

[lament stream]

!!!!

hii!!

how are you!

[paper tangle]

Decent

Better than yesterday

[earnest barn]

same

[paper tangle]

I’m still gonna rest for these 3 days

[earnest barn]

so overrated

[paper tangle]

So ima be more offline often

[lament stream]

you deserve it!

[paper tangle]

[opal bison]

Relic is better

[earnest barn]

ong

[lament stream]

the best glock in "Standoff 2" is the "Block-18".

[rich crow]

Glocks skin are awesome

[sour umbra]

Alr submitted my request

Thanks bro

[rich crow]

When is ios ?

[paper tangle]

Just wait 1-2 days.

[paper tangle]

No problem

[rich crow]

Why the matchmaking not werking

[verbal imp]

I wonder why

[rich crow]

::(

[rich crow]

I just played defuse

What you telling?

I’m on ios too

[quiet harness]

ok

at this point

i need a explanation

no more excuses

where is this update

now it’s taking too long

[rich crow]

Comp/allies

[rich crow]

Yeah they are disabled

[peak dirge]

what server are you playing on

[peak dirge]

it isn’t

LMAO

[rich crow]

We also dont know

What

[upper dagger]

Taking ages

[rich crow]

The hell

[quiet harness]

now i’m getting sick of waiting

[rich crow]

They are not

[rich crow]

Don't wait

[quiet harness]

1 -2 days would’ve been acceptable

[rich crow]

Let's touch some grass

[quiet harness]

now we going on 3

[quiet harness]

what’s grass , so2 is love so2 is life

[rich crow]

Why it’s disabled to me

Even corona was faster than the update

It's not idk

[upper dagger]

Hopefully it’s worth the wait

[rich crow]

[upper dagger]

If not my phone will be touching grass

[wise dagger]

how i can post a fan art?

[rich crow]

Someone told me before that ios is trash

[rich crow]

Hit the + button

[upper dagger]

Why is that

[wise dagger]

yeah but there is bot posting so bot will automaticly post that or?

[rich crow]

Send it to bot maybe it will post or idk

[upper dagger]

Hopefully it comes out today

[wise dagger]

when it will be released on ios the update?... pfff

[upper dagger]

1-2 days

[wise dagger]

daaamnnn

[upper dagger]

We are on the 2 day now so hopefully we get it today

[hushed jetty]

we’re still on day one

announcement was yesterday at 8 am

[wise dagger]

how much it will be battlepass?

[upper dagger]

Like £10 probably

[rich crow]

2 days will be 2 years

[wise dagger]

no it was 03/14/2024 at 16:00

so today it means 2 days

[upper dagger]

Who is eu here

[sinful delta]

Me

[upper dagger]

Really surprised anyone is up from eu it’s 4 in the morning

[sinful delta]

Ik

[ashen meteor]

🚲

[sinful delta]

Bro

How many bikes u sent?

[lament stream]

he has sent 10.

[rich crow]

Hi

[verbal imp]

[cosmic garden]

hi nox!

[verbal imp]

Henlo wizy

[vagrant ivy]

Diamond pushups for the win

[lament stream]

hi nox!

[stray violet]

YEP

[paper tangle]

Just post it on the #🌅│fan-art and a bot will DM you saying that a moderator will check if it’s fine to be posted on #🌅│fan-art. Make sure to have your DMs Open.

[unique plover]

oughhh

[paper tangle]

oughhh

[verbal imp]

Hiii

[lament stream]

hellooo!!

[icy garden]

No IOS update right? Ima just guess lmao

[hearty heron]

Ye not yet

Apparently it’s out in Canada for ios

[icy garden]

Lmao ima whip out the VPN rn💀🤣

[stray violet]

Yo @hexed igloo wanna play duelo maestro with me?

🥺

[polar charm]

Anyone wanna play?

[hexed igloo]

how

come to my house

[stray violet]

I'm already here

Open up

[polar charm]

?

[hexed igloo]

😨

[stray violet]

Yo mama let me in

She is very polite

[hexed igloo]

i know

[tawdry ferry]

when update for ios?

[karmic berry]

Yo mama

Get me food

[terse hemlock]

Yoo

[arctic dawn]

Just joined

[crimson plover]

Helloo

[sinful delta]

Just hit silver 3 with bad kd..

2v2

I need rn 12 kills and 0 deaths thats imposibble not to die

For me

[lament stream]

Quicker.

[winter saddle]

What does coco mean? Everyone keeps saying I’m a coco, even my friends ?????

Also is 400 ping good? My buddy said I had great ping

[torpid dew]

The question is are you playing good with that ping ? If yes then don't care

[winter saddle]

I’m playing great , strong

[jade river]

for the ios users, have yall updated yet? cuz i have no update notice

[torpid dew]

Then don't care

Play for fun

[hushed jetty]

no

[stray violet]

Yoooooi

That emoji funny

[jade river]

:<

[lament stream]

s.

[hushed jetty]

s

[humble tiger]

damn why they gotta nerf the m4a1 magazine down to 25, ik they're tryna balance it out with the val but it still sucks, they should just make val have 30 ammo

[fringe phoenix]

i was gonna ask when the last time someone bothered people about the ios update but i can see it wasn't long

[lament stream]

skill issue.

[hushed jetty]

the m4a1 in cs2 has less magazine than the m4

[humble tiger]

nahh cmon man

[humble tiger]

yeah well this ain't cs2 ain't it

[lament stream]

correct, it is worse.

[hushed jetty]

massive skill issue tho

[stray violet]

[humble tiger]

🤣

[stray violet]

Lmaooooo

[hushed jetty]

[humble tiger]

i mean im silvers so

yeah ig that's kinda true

[sweet elbow]

İos sezon 7??????

[hushed jetty]

[lament stream]

ịo§ sezon 7!!!!

[humble tiger]

also why is ppl selling the sharp case for 90G 💀

[stray violet]

I like dis one

[hushed jetty]

sezon

[stray violet]

But don't see myself using it much tbh

[lament stream]

sezon.

[hushed jetty]

[upper mural]

Is there any promo codes

[fringe phoenix]

they need money now

[winter saddle]

Did they put less bullets in the m4a1?

[stray violet]

Yes

[winter saddle]

Why

[humble tiger]

yeah but buying it for 100G and selling it for 90G w 20% commision is crazy

[stray violet]

Balance

[upper mural]

Any new season promo code

[lament stream]

'cause why not, lmao.

[humble tiger]

yes balance

[hushed jetty]

theres more

[winter saddle]

Balance for what though?

[stray violet]

Take advantage now before it's too late

[humble tiger]

the as val dude

[hushed jetty]

[stray violet]

M4a1 was buffed and has been meta for the past 2 years

[humble tiger]

it has 25 rounds as well so they gotta make the m4a1 the same

[stray violet]

[fringe phoenix]

tax got reduced in 0.28?

[stray violet]

No

[lament stream]

too many bullets for such an accurate gun was kinda dumb.

[hushed jetty]

[stray violet]

Why is bro mad!!!!!

[hushed jetty]

[winter saddle]

I guess so yes

[humble tiger]

no way axlebolt gonna reduce the commission anytime soon

[winter saddle]

Very accurate gun shooting

[hushed jetty]

[winter saddle]

Bird

[lament stream]

imo it feels the same.

[hushed jetty]

feeks

[stray violet]

They increased fire rate and reduced recoil

[lament stream]

feeks.

[stray violet]

Meanwhile they nerfed literally every other ar

[winter saddle]

Nice!!!

[stray violet]

During S4 update tho

[stray violet]

I mentioned this

[lament stream]

they buffed the m60, terrible decision.

[hushed jetty]

ios users when no update

[stray violet]

[hushed jetty]

[upper mural]

That is beneficial for terrorist

[stray violet]

Do you have the blue one where he's holding his laugh

[upper mural]

What for counter terrorist

[hushed jetty]

[stray violet]

YESSS

[hushed jetty]

i have emoji of miles morales dunking

[stray violet]

Me too

[fringe phoenix]

Do you have 3D counter-clockwise rotating chicken?

[stray violet]

[hushed jetty]

thats spiderman

[stray violet]

[fringe phoenix]

fire

[hushed jetty]

[stray violet]

[winter saddle]

So how many things are different in the new update

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Do you like the arcane chameleon collection awm? (Did I ask this before??)

[hushed jetty]

yknow what is fire

𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵

[lament stream]

hard image.

[hushed jetty]

[paper tangle]

He’s hard

rocks

[lament stream]

i'm hard.

[stray violet]

Looks kinda meh (no you didn't)

[hushed jetty]

im hard

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

Proof?

Go vc

[rich crow]

Lmao

[hushed jetty]

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

(my entire body is stiff because it is cold in here).

[paper tangle]

Dude only Saturdays

[stray violet]

Nice background

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Of hearing??

[stray violet]

It's Saturday in texas

[hushed jetty]

[paper tangle]

(I’m very hard)

[lament stream]

damn!

[paper tangle]

My body is sore

[hushed jetty]

(im rock hard fs)

[paper tangle]

still not Saturday for you

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

It’s 11:04 pm for you

[stray violet]

[lament stream]

same.

[paper tangle]

High quality tf

[hushed jetty]

why is emoji clear in 4k

[rich crow]

Saturday in Michigan

[hushed jetty]

yeah

[zinc crypt]

Who wants to play unranked must have mic and be english

[hushed jetty]

[paper tangle]

I’m not English

I’m human

[rich crow]

Same

[lament stream]

english is forbidden.

❌

[hushed jetty]

[fringe phoenix]

say one thing in russian

[nimble ermine]

Update out on iOS?

[paper tangle]

Don’t do it

[lament stream]

HO.

[rich crow]

Probably should go to sleep it's 2:05 AM

[lament stream]

(NO).

[paper tangle]

You’ll be sent to the shadow realm

[fringe phoenix]

:)

[paper tangle]

No

[zinc crypt]

Does any want to?

[rich crow]

I did that on accident before

[stray violet]

Nah not with mic

[hushed jetty]

[stray violet]

I have shy anime girl voice

[vernal quarry]

When will there be an iOS update?

[rich crow]

Was there for 2 days

[hushed jetty]

thats what u sound like

[stray violet]

That's me

[rich crow]

1 day

[paper tangle]

Should be on Sunday or Monday

[lament stream]

proof?

[hushed jetty]

phone gonna die and im at party

[vernal quarry]

tyty

[paper tangle]

I’m the proof

[stray violet]

[lament stream]

real?

[paper tangle]

I’m stealing this

[paper tangle]

Real

[stray violet]

It's in spoopys server

[paper tangle]

I’m not in that specific one

[stray violet]

🗿

[paper tangle]

Ikr

Better invite me Ewalker

[stray violet]

It's the erdn warehouse 2

[paper tangle]

or should I say

Carlos

[fringe phoenix]

ive been stealing all of them already

[paper tangle]

I’m on the first one

Not the second one

[stray violet]

There's like 4 of them

[teal ruin]

I can't join my friend in game, can someone please help me?

[paper tangle]

I have 1, 3 and 4

Not 2

[fringe phoenix]

they are on different version?

[stray violet]

I don't have invite perms

🗿

[paper tangle]

Should’ve told me in the first place

[stray violet]

I didn't know

Til now

[paper tangle]

Fair point

[teal ruin]

@fringe phoenix yeah, this problem is after updating, is there any fix?

[fringe phoenix]

no

[paper tangle]

What is your device and your friends device?

[stray violet]

[teal ruin]

We both on Android 14

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

Send me the error code please

[rich crow]

Nice device

[hushed jetty]

imma get off now

[stray violet]

No

[rich crow]

🦅🇺🇲

[paper tangle]

No

[rich crow]

Not allowed to get off discord

[paper tangle]

Real

[lament stream]

real.

[stray violet]

Your punishment is, eternal discord usage

[rich crow]

@wraith lance takes 1-2 days

[wraith lance]

Haha

I hate this thing

Soo unfair

Ppl already been playing

And have a rank

[rich crow]

Apple verification thingy

[rich crow]

Would I be a good helper be honest

[wraith lance]

Bro just imagine how unfair if I play late

[paper tangle]

It’s the iOS verification process. It takes 1-3 days for them to approve the application update please be patient.

[paper tangle]

Yes.

[wraith lance]

I ma switch to android 🙂

[paper tangle]

You just need some more time to learn few stuff

[paper tangle]

It be like that

[stray violet]

Funny how axlebolt has released updates simultaneously in the past. They released iOS update sooner so that they both became available at the same time. I think s6 did this

[wraith lance]

The funny thing is an example why does critical ops get iOS update first than android

But

Why not standoff

Do it as well

[stray violet]

Different dev teams

[lament stream]

'cause standoff 2 sucks.

[stray violet]

Maybe cops is easier to update on ios

Than android

[sweet elbow]

Plz ios update

[wraith lance]

C ops is America

[rich crow]

[stray violet]

What does that mean

[wraith lance]

Better than c ops tbh

[rich crow]

No?

[brittle knoll]

My Bach hurts

🦕

[wraith lance]

Europe and America bro

[rich crow]

My head hurts

[brittle knoll]

🐴

[paper tangle]

Both have different processes for updating games, there’s also different dev teams and plus Critical OPs is American while So2 is Russian so it takes a while for So2 iOS players to receive the update.

[stray violet]

Your back is so cold

🦈 🪄

[paper tangle]

Either way, please be patient until the update comes.

[brittle knoll]

My back is so gold

🐅

[crystal grove]

Is it me or cheating is going up and down recently?

[wraith lance]

[shrewd magnet]

hi

[rich crow]

What does this emoji mean again?

[shrewd magnet]

anyone got tip?

im new

[paper tangle]

Man

[brittle knoll]

Deep philosophical thought but in this context head hurt

[paper tangle]

I think it’s both

[wraith lance]

The province horse

[crystal grove]

Try gun game and see what weapon suits you

[rich crow]

Ah, yes...

[shrewd magnet]

oka

[stray violet]

Your back is so told

🪄

[brittle knoll]

🦕 💬

[paper tangle]

Anyways ima go now

[rich crow]

Bye

[paper tangle]

Have a great day/night everyone

[brittle knoll]

Bye

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

Tomfoolery time

[crystal grove]

Yes. Like I guess the devs are fighting back against cheaters while cheaters are fighting back with better cheats

[paper tangle]

I’m gonna mute you

[brittle knoll]

🐧🐡

[stray violet]

I mean

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Time to post links

[crystal grove]

Practice using grenades too

[stray violet]

Yesssss

[shrewd magnet]

oka

[brittle knoll]

Time to uhhh

[stray violet]

Greetings! You can report cheaters here - help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.

[brittle knoll]

How do people break rules again?

🐓

I mean what

[rich crow]

You just got that copied? lol

[stray violet]

Step 1: be a random

[granite marlin]

iOS update?

[stray violet]

Yeah, I find it funny

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

Bypassing chat filter or saying stuff...

[stray violet]

Greetings! You can report cheaters here - help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.

[brittle knoll]

O yea

[trail smelt]

Hi

[stray violet]

I'm gonna say the n word

[brittle knoll]

Hey you there, you are so sta#ndoff 2 you sta#doofer

[stray violet]

And the Texan can't stop me

[rich crow]

$100000000 if u do it

[stray violet]

Ok

[rich crow]

Thanks

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[stray violet]

Where's my money

[rich crow]

That's wild

[fringe phoenix]

he did it technically

[brittle knoll]

What did he do!?

He just :3

Emoji

[fringe phoenix]

copy the text and paste it

[rich crow]

I have to get the money (I never had it)

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

Oh alr lemme try

Oh OHHH

🐓 🦕

[stray violet]

Your back is so fold

🪄

[brittle knoll]

🐆

[rich crow]

🐖

[brittle knoll]

What a nice cow

[rich crow]

🐓

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

[rich crow]

🐢

[brittle knoll]

Nice sauropod

[rich crow]

🐠

[brittle knoll]

Nice yellow pig

[rich crow]

🐦

[brittle knoll]

Nice koko

Ngl this is making me sleepy (i was supposed to go back to sleep I think )

[rich crow]

Same

[brittle knoll]

It's almost and equivalent to counting sheep

[rich crow]

It's 2:37 AM

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[rich crow]

Been up since 8 pm

[brittle knoll]

Nice poop

Then sleep

[rich crow]

But

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[rich crow]

I have to grind ranked

Then

[brittle knoll]

L

It won't bring any benefit

[rich crow]

Fall asleep mid game

[still oak]

Come on the update still not out

[brittle knoll]

Nice Standoof addiction

[rich crow]

(actually did that before)

[brittle knoll]

This is where cs better

[neat stump]

standoof

[brittle knoll]

If u play u can't be sleepy

[rich crow]

I'm spending $35 on Monday

[brittle knoll]

If u get tired u just become bad and frustrated

And then rage quit

🐓

Cheaters also ruin the whole experience for good

[rich crow]

True

[brittle knoll]

And u quit for a week or two

Or a month

🦕

(me)

[still oak]

If I’m not update, can I still playing rank?

[stray violet]

Acckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkshually ☝️

[rich crow]

I quit for 2 years (I broke my phone)

[brittle knoll]

So2 never made me that mad

🐔

[stray violet]

Did you know there's cow in stendoff

[brittle knoll]

Despite being legally in the right to be

Many times

(because Samsung)

[rich crow]

Village

[brittle knoll]

((valid reason to be mad at the phone))

[brittle knoll]

Yes

But just 1

[stray violet]

Yo mama cama

[brittle knoll]

I always asked for more cows but never considered

[rich crow]

Do you visit the cow everyday?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🐇

I think

[stray violet]

They done towed my car to sandstone!!!!

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[stray violet]

Mannnn

[rich crow]

Emojis are shoongs secret language

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

It's not a secret

[rich crow]

🐴

[brittle knoll]

It's out there in plain sight

🦕

[stray violet]

Your back is so mold

[brittle knoll]

Sign language

🐡

[obtuse ridge]

ios out now?

[rich crow]

Horse meaning philosophical thoughts is not plain sight

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[obtuse ridge]

[brittle knoll]

It's the dot eyes and lack of eyebrow

[rich crow]

Yeah

Secret language

[brittle knoll]

And head leaned forward

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

Like

🦜

very similar

[stray violet]

Bokodak

[delicate wedge]

iOS update out

[brittle knoll]

Breathe in

:bokodak:

:bokodak_fat:

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

You asking or telling?

[delicate wedge]

Telling

[rich crow]

Proof or it didn't happen

[stray violet]

Chat is this real

[tulip elbow]

Guys when's the update 🗿

[keen kite]

Who has gold 4 at allies?

[rich crow]

Me

[stray violet]

No me

[tulip elbow]

🤓🤓

[rich crow]

Ez ranks

[keen kite]

Go gm

I want make master

ID?

[stray violet]

Good morning

[rich crow]

we

[keen kite]

Give me ur id

Who has gold 4

Or 3

I think

Fast

[stray violet]

Shoong has gold 5

[keen kite]

Oh

He s better

[stray violet]

@brittle knoll tell him

[keen kite]

steals all my kills

[brittle knoll]

A wise man once said " the highest form of wealth is the ability to wake up and say - I can do whatever I want today"

[rich crow]

Do you prefer me to have ping on or off?

[stray violet]

Elon musk can't buy the sun 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[rich crow]

But did he have a Bugatti?

[stray violet]

Doesn't matter, doesn't bother me if you have it on or off

I just have it off by default

[rich crow]

Oh

Might put myself in the shadow realm

[brittle knoll]

I'm gonna tell you how to manifest that reality, as soon as you wake up everyday in the morning, I want you to relax, don't grab your phone, don't move, close your eyes and visualize your life, visualize your day, what you would do if you already manifested the abundance of being able to do anything you want

[stray violet]

No don't

[stray violet]

Wake up and do 100 pushups

[rich crow]

Real

[brittle knoll]

This simple act is reprogramming your mind because your mind is instilled with theta brainwaves.

[stray violet]

Reprogram your mind by jumping into ice bath for 1 hour and convincing yourself it's not cold

Pain is in the mind

Or develop Alzheimer's

[brittle knoll]

If it's hard for you to stay focused because your mind easily wanders, or if its hard to create a movie in your mind then listen to my reality shift guided meditation

Every morning I will guide you to your dream reality, reprogramming your subconscious mind

:bokodak_fat:

💥

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

U forgot to announce that u will climb the axlebolt pyramid and stand at the top

📝🦕 _ _

[stray violet]

I forgot to announce that u will climb the axlebolt pyramid and stand at the top

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

🐓