💬│english-chat

[warm kernel]

I call cap

[brittle knoll]

insulin does that

[warm kernel]

He’s one of those fake youtubers

[dawn jolt]

When will the Standoff update arrive for iPhone?

[cosmic garden]

how I can play against s7 pc players ??

WHY?

I’m damn IOS

I didnt even update!

[dawn jolt]

When will the Standoff update arrive for iPhone?

[brittle knoll]

there was a guy who went 55 days

so its not that crazy

[ocean pewter]

A fat man survived a year without food

[warm kernel]

Ppl in chat said at 7 est

[brittle knoll]

he was really fat thats why he did it

[ocean pewter]

I forgor the name

[brittle knoll]

its a documentary where ketosis is also explained

[mystic pewter]

No one knows

[hasty charm]

Idk

[brittle knoll]

so from 55 to 60, not crazy

bro just broke the previuous record

even that other guy said he'd do more if it wasnt risky

[hasty charm]

No it was 30

Mb

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[warm kernel]

Even then

[brittle knoll]

it's important to be supervised by a doctor in long fasts like that

because u still need vitamins and minerals

i sometimes wanted to go longer than 4-5 days until i learned the multivitamins i have wont cut it

they're either artificial or plant based

and in comparison to meat, neither have a good conversion rate to the active forms

[ocean pewter]

And take electrolyte powder

[brittle knoll]

carrots are a good example

beta carotene to vitamin A

[ocean pewter]

But life gets boring if your in diet

[brittle knoll]

u need a ton of carrots to get that

[brittle knoll]

thats why it's actually a lifestyle change

[jovial grail]

Are American servers still lacking players?

[brittle knoll]

and even better would be to just become disconnected from food

[haughty ermine]

IOS atualização?

[brittle knoll]

and also listen more to your body

[ocean pewter]

🦕🧀

Sauropod is in diet but secretly ate some cheese

[brittle knoll]

and filter out the noise from people "yolo, u should eat sugar, u will feel better"

[warm kernel]

Sugar scares me

[brittle knoll]

"u are crazy, body needs sugar to function"

[tawdry vine]

When will the iOS update arrive?

[jovial grail]

If dinos existed would we be eating them?

[last sand]

.

[ocean pewter]

Yeah then how people survived before sugar

[brittle knoll]

horse sauropod

🐓
🦕

[jovial grail]

Can you imagine a Trex burger

[ocean pewter]

Dino nuggets are tasty ngl

[tough pendant]

Any pros willing to boost me in allies?

[tawdry vine]

When will the iOS update arrive?

[jovial grail]

God I gotta pick up some dino nuggies

[brittle knoll]

btw

[hasty charm]

Server ?

[brittle knoll]

lets talk about fiber too now

wont be cutting slack

🐓

[tough pendant]

Eu servers, mainly nether

[hasty charm]

Lemme check ping

[tough pendant]

Alr

[brittle knoll]

fiber is also a carbohydrate just cant be digested

but at least according to the carnivore diet, it's not actually needed

[hasty charm]

Lol 245

[tawdry vine]

When will the iOS update arrive?

[jovial grail]

Basically just stop eating everything

[tough pendant]

Oh damn

[jovial grail]

Only tofu

[tough pendant]

That's too bad lol

[warm kernel]

7 est according to past chatters

[ocean pewter]

Tofu made from soya. Soya bad

[brittle knoll]

after all, i had a lot of grains recently and all im gonna say is passing them really hurt for days

imagine that but on the gut lining

[tough pendant]

Thanks anyways man

[jovial grail]

Ill just eat air

[hasty charm]

No problem buddy

[brittle knoll]

that is from soy - a plant

[ocean pewter]

Air also bad

Bad quality

[tawdry vine]

7 est? What does it mean

[hasty charm]

Polluted

[warm kernel]

Eastern standard time. Basically in 25mins

That’s assuming they are correct tho

Can never trust a chatter about update

[jovial grail]

Man I'll just stick to sugar free monster and beans

[warm kernel]

Monster is bad bro

Smh

[ocean pewter]

Energy drink not giving energy

[jovial grail]

Puts it's fruit

Peach flavour

[ocean pewter]

When i eat cola my teeth hurts

[brittle knoll]

all u need to know is meat and eggs and animal fats are the ultimate solution to most health problems and thats if u want to eat something consistently

and if u ever find yourself overweight - water fasting

[tawdry vine]

I hope it comes quickly I want to play games with my friends

[lament stream]

maybe try drinking it instead of eating it.

[brittle knoll]

thats what helped me lose a lot of weight in 1 year

[jovial grail]

@brittle knoll my problem is everything I eat contains to much fat

[brittle knoll]

• building muscle

[warm kernel]

Didn’t they used to/put creatine in monster. Stupidest thing ever.

[brittle knoll]

fat is not the problem

its the carbs

[jovial grail]

Good or bad fat it's almost double my daily limit

[random perch]

eat less, move more

[ocean pewter]

Then excercise to burn

[random perch]

simple

[ocean pewter]

The extra calories

[brittle knoll]

fat doesnt raise blood sugar - doesnt raise insulin - doesnt store fat

insulin stores fat

[night verge]

when will be released the new update for ios?

[jovial grail]

Yeah I need a get back at it

[brittle knoll]

thats why keto is also great

for weight loss

[fringe phoenix]

no one knows

[ocean pewter]

Don't forget calories

[hasty charm]

Creatine is not that good

[jovial grail]

I've always been on keto accidentally

[brittle knoll]

the source of calories matters

fat is denser than carbs

digests much slower too

[ocean pewter]

Yep

[warm kernel]

I tried creatine for about a month and had to give it up. My body wasn’t vibing with it at all

[ocean pewter]

Fat and fiber best food for weight lose

And protien

[jovial grail]

I get my creatine from energy drinks

[warm kernel]

That’s bad

[jovial grail]

Hope I don't go bald

[brittle knoll]

you can only be on keto if you eat only fat exclusively (or meat and eggs) but for a decent amount of time

[fringe phoenix]

depends on where youre getting it and how much youre taking. I use between 3g-5g of pure creatine monohydrate in water before runs and it is noticable compared to days where I forgot to take it

[warm kernel]

Energy drinks have no business even having creatine as an ingredient

[jovial grail]

If benching 250 pounds is bad then I'm hitler

[brittle knoll]

you wont get into ketosis state in just a few days

[hasty charm]

Agreed

[brittle knoll]

imo takes at least 3 days

but depends on your insulin resistance

[warm kernel]

The copious amounts of sugar in an energy drink….plus creatine??? Wildddd

[jovial grail]

@brittle knoll I only eat meat and eggs

[brittle knoll]

you need to decrease insulin levels as much as possible first

[ocean pewter]

I tried best to fast i could only last 24 hours

[brittle knoll]

after that your body starts using fat

[ocean pewter]

I felt too sleepy

[jovial grail]

@warm kernel even if it's sugar free

[ocean pewter]

Skip energy drinks and ur good to go

[brittle knoll]

fried?

[brittle knoll]

yes

[warm kernel]

Last time I listen to a gym bro preaching bout creatine

[brittle knoll]

try coffee instead

[jovial grail]

@brittle knoll I prefer oven roasted and eggs usually boiled

[brittle knoll]

energy drinks - caffeine

[fringe phoenix]

why not avoid caffine all together?

[warm kernel]

Imo energy drinks are all bad.

[brittle knoll]

coffee - caffeine but without extra steps

[ocean pewter]

Shoong u prefer protien powder or not

[brittle knoll]

depends what he needs

[fringe phoenix]

true

[brittle knoll]

i had 2kg jar last year

grass fed whey

tbh wasnt great

[ocean pewter]

I heard it has many harmful ingredients

Other than whey

[brittle knoll]

felt similar to eating a snack

[jovial grail]

If you can't bench 250 pounds I ain't listening

[brittle knoll]

because it still had sugar and lactose also turns into glucose

[jovial grail]

You'd be a lot cooler if you did

[brittle knoll]

dont have gym equipment

but i can lift a crt

[warm kernel]

I bench my body weight

[brittle knoll]

and a bed

[warm kernel]

Get like me

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[jovial grail]

@warm kernel how much is that 90 pounds

[warm kernel]

Calisthenics is #1

[ocean pewter]

I can lift only 110 pounds i am weak

Must be the carbs

[jovial grail]

I lift my body weight and a quarter

[warm kernel]

Yeah if I was 11

[brittle knoll]

depends wym by lifting

[fringe phoenix]

same here callanetics all the way +30lbs

[rich crow]

you can't even lift a pillow

[brittle knoll]

squatting is easier than lifting something with 1 arm

[jovial grail]

@rich crow I lift yo mama on the daily

[brittle knoll]

yet u can squat a lot compared to arm

[jovial grail]

@rich crow and yo daddy on the weekends

[ocean pewter]

Yo mama llama 🦙

[brittle knoll]

🐤

side eye

[rich crow]

our little comedian

how funny

[ocean pewter]

Bombastic side eye

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[lament stream]

is it criminal and bombastic?

[brittle knoll]

you flipping pig 🐤

🐥

(game over)

[soft wedge]

Does anyone know when the iOS is coming out?

[lament stream]

tomorrow.

[fringe phoenix]

no

[jovial grail]

God I miss this game

[ocean pewter]

Just let them eat anything they want ( we need less population)

[jovial grail]

Wish it was populated like 2020

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[ocean pewter]

Look at matt stonie he eat so much but still skinny

( i know)

[brittle knoll]

it would be funny to get to 95-100 and have you all around still

[fringe phoenix]

he must work hard then

[rich crow]

time flies

[brittle knoll]

i mean if we were all already the same age

[ocean pewter]

My nose hurts

[obtuse ridge]

ios out yet?

[cosmic garden]

YOO

[lament stream]

no.

[cosmic garden]

I found job!!

[warm kernel]

I miss those Area F2 days

[rich crow]

Wait 1-2 days

[warm kernel]

Good times

[fringe phoenix]

omg just check yourself

[jovial grail]

@cosmic garden very cool

[obtuse ridge]

WAAA NOOO

[brittle knoll]

🐔🪄

[lament stream]

good for you!!! i'm glad to hear that!!!

[cosmic garden]

Now I will have more money and gamble more!

[obtuse ridge]

😶 Too hard for me to do so

[ocean pewter]

Wow it fixed it

[jovial grail]

@warm kernel me too

[brittle knoll]

your nose doesnt hurt but your wattle and comb fell off

[rich crow]

maybe he waits till he is on the toilet and to top it up adds a helping pill

[cosmic garden]

YESS!!

[lament stream]

w.

[hasty charm]

Bronze only never reached above that

[rich crow]

So how much of the paycheck is going towards standoff?

[brittle knoll]

at a cost

🐔🪄🪄

[jovial grail]

@cosmic garden you gambling on stake?

[ocean pewter]

Yes now my pain shifted

[cosmic garden]

I didnt even in still

[subtle vine]

Stand off pliz let us play in season 7

😭😭😭😭

[cosmic garden]

I will go this Monday!

[subtle vine]

Update whens

I want to up the paas

😭😭

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[subtle vine]

Nooo

[warm kernel]

Womp womp

[subtle vine]

😭😭

[warm kernel]

Cry about it

[obtuse ridge]

same reaction brother

[subtle vine]

Tomorrow pliz update

Wow

[obtuse ridge]

ping eugene (jk pls no baan)

[sharp siren]

ok

[obtuse ridge]

or eNcore

[rich crow]

That's good, hope you enjoy the job!

[proven summit]

is there any news on when the ios update will be 😭😭

[fringe phoenix]

if 0.28.0 drops for ios its likely tomorrow, but if 0.28.1 drops for ios it is 2 days+

[lament stream]

tomorrow.

[subtle vine]

Nah man

Pliz noo

[cosmic garden]

Thanks!!

[subtle vine]

I just want to paas my rp

To EPIC medal

[proven summit]

alright thanks

[rich crow]

RP?

[cosmic garden]

Now I need a heavy dose of sleeping pills

[radiant wasp]

Proofs?

🧟

[rich crow]

Mods say so

[lament stream]

it was revealed to me in a dream.

(mods said so).

[radiant wasp]

HAHAHA

[radiant wasp]

Fr?

[lament stream]

yeah.

[rich crow]

Yes

[obtuse ridge]

What's up with those periods.?

[rich crow]

we should get helper role

[ocean pewter]

Also drink milk, and butter fried meat and eggs

[radiant wasp]

Wich time

[obtuse ridge]

[lament stream]

agreed.

[lament stream]

i forgor. 💀

[radiant wasp]

Bruh

Moscow time?

🧟

[lament stream]

yeah.

[hasty charm]

What y'all think about the new map ?

[rich crow]

Which*

[obtuse ridge]

blud literally said they forgor

[ocean pewter]

🪄🐔 now ios update postponed

[lament stream]

garbage.

(i've only played it once).

[radiant wasp]

🤓

[rich crow]

real

[obtuse ridge]

worse than ...

all map is good

[jagged vale]

Sub my yt 😄

[rich crow]

Just helping with your English studies

[obtuse ridge]

that is just bad

[radiant wasp]

🤓

[hasty charm]

Bruh

[rich crow]

Done

[jagged vale]

Ty

[lament stream]

So2.

[radiant wasp]

C-ops

[rich crow]

Aza isn't on :(

[sullen cobalt]

[lament stream]

he is very busy.

[lilac niche]

Already subbed to bonjourso2
Not sure if you're the official anyways

[subtle vine]

🥲🥲

[jagged vale]

I am

[hasty charm]

So2 butter 🧈

[brittle knoll]

u mean grass fed

[hasty charm]

Ytuber bro

[ocean pewter]

How to be sure that butter is grass fed

They could lie

[brittle knoll]

🐡

idk either

[ocean pewter]

🧈🗡️🐡

[brittle knoll]

hit the ceiling there

but more satrated fat - better at least

[ocean pewter]

Just eat and pray for the best

[hasty charm]

Is their any famous so2 Twitch streamer or utuber ?

[brittle knoll]

i think 100% saturated fat could never go wrong

but thats kinda impossible to get other than from coconut oil apparently

all i know the non-grass fed has is more omega 6

because all grains have a lot

[brisk ice]

No update available

[ocean pewter]

[brisk ice]

Its 7pm est

[hasty charm]

4:30 AM here

[ocean pewter]

Not sleeping also a reason for fat

Increase cortisol

[brisk ice]

Me too

[brittle knoll]

yea

[brisk ice]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

exercise can counter stress

[hasty charm]

No stress here

[ocean pewter]

🦩

[brittle knoll]

hmm

[radiant wasp]

[ocean pewter]

Nice balancing

[brittle knoll]

u forgot to announce that youll stand on one leg at the top of the axlebolt pyramid

[torpid dew]

Hello

[brittle knoll]

very unprofessional shoonging

🐓

[ocean pewter]

If your skinny you can also do that

[ocean pewter]

My bad

[hasty charm]

I do

[sonic bronze]

We need iBro Max

[brittle knoll]

good, just putting it out there

[brittle knoll]

nice rrrrrrrr

[ocean pewter]

But do you have muscles like that pfp?

[hasty charm]

Naah

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[sonic bronze]

rrrrrrrr

[brittle knoll]

i thought it was arnold at first then checked pfp to find baki

[hasty charm]

High metabolism

[sonic bronze]

@void bronze

[ocean pewter]

@ocean pewter

[hasty charm]

@hasty charm

[cosmic garden]

@cosmic garden

I have best nick ever

losers

[young summit]

Brooo

When is it coming to ios

[cosmic garden]

I’m done

[young summit]

[hasty charm]

After 69 years

[young summit]

I come here once a year

[empty drum]

Guyssss fast with this update in ios please

[young summit]

😐

I cant wait

Khaa

Go private they can ban us this is english only

Hin privat

[ancient vale]

Oke

[empty drum]

Ohh sorry

[cosmic garden]

rxstar track

[silent wasp]

Anyone wanna go mm? Phoenix minimum

.

[azure coral]

[brittle knoll]

🙌
🐔

[young summit]

Martini gjilanit

[sour star]

[brittle knoll]

Djfjdjsjkajaia

🦕 💬

[rich crow]

Hey guys

[fickle spire]

Hey

[rich crow]

Why isn't anyone on voice channels?

Ok:(

[cosmic garden]

cus

I cannot understand English

and u guys talking so fast!

[warm kernel]

Where’s a mod I can ping

[cosmic garden]

@paper tangle help him!

[warm kernel]

#1217215546638995598 is read only for me

Big oof

[tiny jungle]

If I win 9 games and lose one to my allies, can I get Phoenix? (I got Phoenix last season)

[opal ember]

It’s new update for standof 2 ,iPhone ??

[warm kernel]

Go check AppStore and let us know

Buddy starts dming me

I remember why I locked my dms now

[cosmic garden]

Ltandoff

[opal ember]

Why can’t install new update for iPhone

[warm kernel]

Ltandoff2 better then Standoff2

[cosmic garden]

Guys

[brittle knoll]

u mean tan off

[warm kernel]

Hmmm it not on your AppStore right?

maybe it’s not out yet

Hmmm

[brittle knoll]

hello frizzy dizzy

[cosmic garden]

hello shoong kong

[brittle knoll]

🐡🐡

i am so cold

🦕

[lament stream]

d.

[brittle knoll]

what if u send a .

do u have to add another . to it?

what if you limit yourself to sending 1 character only?

would u still have to add .?

[lament stream]

today's CC stage was a piece of cake, so easy.

(Texalter carry).

[brittle knoll]

bro acting oblivious

🐓

delta ray alt

[rich crow]

🪿

[lament stream]

geese are so violent...

[rich crow]

Real (I've never seen a violent geese)

[arctic bison]

Is the update still not available in ios?

[brittle knoll]

nice balding

[lament stream]

wait, there's voice channels? i don't see any.

[rich crow]

No, wait 1-2 days

[rich crow]

🦢

[arctic bison]

Alright thanks

[brittle knoll]

nice grain fed

fatty

[rich crow]

You seem to know a lot about food

when’s the update coming out on ios

1-2 days

Only when they haven't been obtained yet

Allies or competitive game

Rare chance tho

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[paper tangle]

You need at least 2 language roles

[rich crow]

Only nameless collection

[warm kernel]

Okay thx. Originally I removed one cause I had no clue where it came from

Looks like I scuffed it up

[brittle knoll]

dang its already saturday

[paper tangle]

it be like that

[storm rapids]

114483185

[brittle knoll]

2 days where i cant do much

when u have work its the best days of the week

when u r looking for work... 🐡

[opal bison]

Does anyone here has a f/s poison Statrack?

[warm kernel]

lol tho now I can’t see the roles anymore

“No customization options yet”

[brittle knoll]

restart disco

maybe

[rich crow]

🪩

[brittle knoll]

i have no roles

🦕

even tho i have english

[paper tangle]

id:customize ?

[warm kernel]

U are one wise sage indeed

[brittle knoll]

thanks, nice pig

[warm kernel]

all good my discord was just having a casual aneurysm

[brittle knoll]

discord poo poo

[paper tangle]

alr

[brittle knoll]

general knowledge

[paper tangle]

I’m now gone bye

[brittle knoll]

bye

[rich crow]

Cya

[warm kernel]

Salu

[lament stream]

aza!

how are you!!

wait, he's gone.

damned discord lag...

[warm kernel]

Shower thought time

Yo as a kid yall ever just down water and jump to feel it in ur belly

Kinda went hard back then.

[lilac niche]

Finally

[neat stump]

he went into sleep mode

[lilac niche]

Gold everywhere

(ik it ain't that great for some, but still)

[warm kernel]

Glug glug

[lament stream]

my head hurts.

[neat stump]

Sleep

[lament stream]

5 pm.

i'd wake up at 2 am if i did.

which is not great for my heart.

[warm kernel]

Maybe drink tea if u have

Sometimes a headache is a sign for dehydration

[neat stump]

U better change your sleep schedule lol

[warm kernel]

Don’t quote me on that tho

[lament stream]

uhhh... i got pepsi.

[warm kernel]

Nuu

[neat stump]

Isnt water more good?

[lament stream]

a couple days ago it was completely swapped, i'd wake up at 1 am and sleep at around 3 pm, thankfully i've managed to control myself and now i wake up at 4 am and sleep at around 12 pm.

at least now i'm not skipping dinner.

[warm kernel]

Tea nice too tho.

Tea>water

[neat stump]

Wow

[neat stump]

Bro what water>tea

[warm kernel]

How dare u sully the ratio

[lament stream]

kidney stones: 🤨

[warm kernel]

Bro water is in tea, am I drugged rn?

Where are we?

[neat stump]

Your in england?

[warm kernel]

I

Don’t think so

[round dirge]

Who said tea get u kidney stone?

[lament stream]

i don't know.

[warm kernel]

Yes, teach this buffoon

Oh god

[lament stream]

just googled it, it in fact, does give you kidney stones.

[ocean pewter]

Did i missed something

Shoonging

[lament stream]

you'd need to drink a lot of it though...

[warm kernel]

WHAT

[round dirge]

Bro believe google

[warm kernel]

dam wtf, more u know

[brittle knoll]

tea interferes with absorption of nutrients actually

[warm kernel]

That doesn’t sound right at all tho

[round dirge]

Bro Drinking water evem alot isnt good

[ocean pewter]

I like coffee more

[warm kernel]

I drink 2 gallons a day

Maybe more

[round dirge]

More water more urine more loss of minerals

[brittle knoll]

it dilutes your minerals

[round dirge]

I drink 4 lit a day

[lament stream]

actually, i lied, that information was revealed to me in a dream.

[brittle knoll]

thats kind of all

[ocean pewter]

Don't drink water it harm kidney

[neat stump]

Overdrinking water is not good for your health too tho

[round dirge]

Depend on body mass

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[round dirge]

Some need 2 lit and some need 4

[brittle knoll]

if u dont replenish your minerals u can eventually get dehydrated drinking water

🐓

[warm kernel]

Luckily for me im on the edge of that dilemma

[wraith topaz]

Anybody wanna play?

[lament stream]

yeah.

[warm kernel]

Cotton mouth goes crazy. Gotta have me a gallon of water

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[ocean pewter]

Then what about sea water

[brittle knoll]

ew

[ocean pewter]

Both water and mineral

[neat stump]

I always played compe once in a day

Lmao

[warm kernel]

Hell no

[brittle knoll]

sea water is raw

[wraith topaz]

Anybody wanna play ranked?

[ocean pewter]

The water is rawww

[brittle knoll]

pee poop bacteria

[round dirge]

Bro

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[round dirge]

Drink sea water

[warm kernel]

Wish I lived near a salt water so I could just boil the water, collect the salt and sell it

[brittle knoll]

its not even a good source of minerals

[warm kernel]

With the disclaimer on ppls health

[brittle knoll]

because of the cons

idk maybe u could hypothetically get immune

there should be studies on that

[warm kernel]

I like the think of myself as a scientist

🧑‍🔬

[brittle knoll]

there are at least viruses in it tho

ohhhhhh

brain eating amoeba

🐔🐡

[wraith topaz]

Dude anybody wanna play Allies?

[ocean pewter]

That only found in america tho

[warm kernel]

Don’t we love those

[brittle knoll]

well idk personally i would never drink that regardless

🐡 _ _

[lament stream]

i remember my father scolding me for being picky about my food and water being clean enough, he'd say "Horses used to run around the creek from where i gathered water to drink, you need to strenghten your immune system just like i did", to this day, i still think it's hilariously false.

[neat stump]

I discovered a creature that suddenly dmed me about something

[brittle knoll]

you could put your immune system into overdrive doing that and thinking you can keep up forever

[round dirge]

Bots become creature.

?

[brittle knoll]

maybe thats how it works

i dont really know much about that part off biology

but i know vitamin D is good for immunity now

[round dirge]

What part?

[ocean pewter]

What if sea water was not salty?

[brittle knoll]

immune responses

[lament stream]

it would still be full of waste.

[round dirge]

Then human will not get the taste of salt alot

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[round dirge]

U cannot immune to sea water

[ocean pewter]

I think body can adapt to it, a man took snake bites to get immune from snake venom

[brittle knoll]

then its not how it works at all

[neat stump]

Its not a bot, its a person who have a issue with my bio

[brittle knoll]

oh yea bacteria will fight eachother

[sharp mist]

how do yall get to those subjects

[brittle knoll]

i thiiink

[wraith topaz]

Bruhhh anybody wanna play?

[sharp mist]

yall so fun istg

[ocean pewter]

Nice tattooing

[neat stump]

Free school on saturday

[ocean pewter]

(harmful for blood)

[brittle knoll]

thats different from viruses and bacteria ig

[sharp mist]

THANK

U

i worked my ahh off on this

[brittle knoll]

maaaan i am soo cooold

[wraith topaz]

Just anybody joinnnm

[brittle knoll]

🦕

i will go on phone

[ocean pewter]

Thats why eat fat to feel warm

[sharp mist]

oh wait u alr complimented my tattoos

i have dementia

[wraith topaz]

im gonna go crazy bc of randoms

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

nah

keto makes me cold

[sharp mist]

yall pray that i get a good allias random rn

[brittle knoll]

blood flow to fat store

fingers - no fat

so stay cold

[wraith topaz]

Wanna play rn? 🌹🥀

[sharp mist]

which allias rank are u b

[brittle knoll]

or fasting

[wraith topaz]

Do u have ubdate on? I js play one match

[brittle knoll]

then i eat carb and warm very

[wraith topaz]

It was disappointment

[brittle knoll]

and tummy hurt instead

[sharp mist]

im on ios we aint eva gettin the update

[wraith topaz]

Maybe when u get ubdate on we can play then

Gt start one more with random wish me luck

[brittle knoll]

nice ripping

[wraith topaz]

Thanks

[light matrix]

Alguien para 2vs2?

[ocean pewter]

Nice english

[light matrix]

JAJAJAJAJAJ sorry

I’m prefer playing with spanish

[brittle knoll]

Bruh i forgot i took melatonin pill at 10pm (now it's 2 am)

I was wondering why am I sleepy now compared to previous nights

🐓

[wraith topaz]

U have ubdate on?

[brittle knoll]

Well anyway 🛏️🐓

:sleeping_accommodation_rooster:

[sullen nimbus]

Any news about iphone update?

[stray violet]

You are so cold

🐔 🪄

[ocean pewter]

Me sleepy

🛏️🐔

Without any sleeping pills i can sleep

[stray violet]

You are now breathing manually

And you are now aware of the tongue in your mouth

[cerulean elbow]

Is that normal my clan recruiting message didnt work

[stray violet]

Yes

[cerulean elbow]

A

[stray violet]

If people are interested, they'll join

If they're not, they won't

[cerulean elbow]

Im the recruiter to

Let wait 6h alr

[main rock]

There's a bug in control point mode

It plays infinite time

No time limit

[stray violet]

So infinite stattrack kills?

[main rock]

Maybe

[stray violet]

[main rock]

I played 20 minutes

And then left

Only 80 kills ;(((

[cerulean elbow]

ONLY 80

[stray violet]

Omw to kill SleepyMattress256 a thousand times

[tough meadow]

does it add to the stats if we quit before the match ends?

for non-ranked modes

[wraith topaz]

U have ubdate on?

[tough meadow]

if you're asking if I got the update, yea

[wanton lava]

On ios?

[cerulean elbow]

Still waiting on ios

[tough meadow]

no I'm on android

[wanton lava]

Oh

[wraith topaz]

Come play allies w me? Im tiered of rendoms 2/10 and im sure im gonna end up on bronze

20731582 main

[tough meadow]

nah I don't play anymore

[cerulean elbow]

Huh

Why

Allies is best mode ngl

Except w randoms

[tough meadow]

allies feels too claustrophobic

[wraith topaz]

Anybody pls js joinnn

[cerulean elbow]

Im bronze bc of random

[wraith topaz]

It's 4;27 AM with me and i can't sleep i have f ing insomnia and i don't have a team to play with

[main rock]

And even worse if you get afk mates

[cerulean elbow]

Real

And they cant be kicked out because some dumb people refuse to kick

[wraith topaz]

Not having anybody to play with is even worse

[main rock]

And even worse if you killed one guy, and gave other 90 damage still you lose

Coz ur teammate is brainless

[cerulean elbow]

Having 37h team vs 900h team is worse

[wraith topaz]

All my friends teammates and clan memebers quit or jst leaved

[tough meadow]

playing games is gonna make your insomnia worse

[wraith topaz]

I just lose bc of that i did _93 -86 and -60 )) ,

[wraith topaz]

Ik but nothing helps

[tough meadow]

ik something that has a good chance of helping. But it's lame

[wraith topaz]

So why don't have fun with it(im not having fun)

[wraith topaz]

Dude just join if u can im gonma freak out

[tough meadow]

no

[wraith topaz]

💔🥀

There's one online in friend list and he said that they're full already

[cosmic garden]

damn I cant

Even wrote 1 word

[stray violet]

On tdm and defuse, yeah

Or whatever mode adds to your stats

But yes, they do add

[sullen nimbus]

Any news about ios update?

[cosmic garden]

can I get coins?

[stray violet]

For?

[tough meadow]

the only news is that ios updates takes 1-3 days after the android update

[sullen nimbus]

Thank you

[cosmic garden]

if I leave

I didnt understand

[burnt path]

Update IOS, wtf

[stray violet]

No

[burnt path]

[stray violet]

You only get the coins if you stay until the end

That's really the only benefit of staying

[subtle vine]

Why stand off hate ios users

I dont know why

[tough meadow]

axlebolt doesn't determine when the updates will release on the App Store*, Apple does

[subtle vine]

Well ios will be nurfd until 28.01 comes

Im facing this issue from season 3

4 nd 6

[cosmic garden]

I’m still playing 6

and against season 7’s guys

damn that’s not fair

[sour star]

nah its just ios players logged into s7 w android device

[cosmic garden]

Whaat

no

[sour star]

im unranked

in frosty chaos

while also having s7 stats

[cosmic garden]

But was added to season 7 statistics

[subtle vine]

Well im noob u can came against me

[cosmic garden]

I’m silver

[subtle vine]

Im also

[brisk zodiac]

Guys

Who have ios

Want farm coins?

[subtle vine]

More then 50% r ios users

[brisk zodiac]

Xd

[sinful delta]

Who want to play ranked 2v2 ??

[brisk zodiac]

I wany

But i want farm

[sinful delta]

Farm?

[brisk zodiac]

Yah

Its easy

If u get lucky

U can get 120 coin

[subtle vine]

Meh

[sinful delta]

Sure

Id?

In dm

[brisk zodiac]

When its update?

I am boreeed

[sinful delta]

It is the update

[brisk zodiac]

Ik

But on ios

[cosmic garden]

Ok!

[brisk zodiac]

Aquatic so u wanna

Play

?

[sinful delta]

Sure

[brisk zodiac]

Ok

But

[sinful delta]

Id? In dms

Sent on dm

[brisk zodiac]

Sure

[subtle vine]

132088567

[sinful delta]

Alr

[subtle vine]

Hm

Whr r ufrom

[sinful delta]

..

Not telling

[sinful delta]

Added

[ashen meteor]

🚲

[subtle vine]

Hm

I hve other accs also

[sinful delta]

..

[subtle vine]

I will send u all my acs

After that

[sinful delta]

..

[ashen meteor]

🚲

[sinful delta]

Bro.

[subtle vine]

What

Yea

[glass dagger]

When is update for iOS .-.

[ashen meteor]

exactly bruh

[brisk zodiac]

Idk

Man

I waiting so long

[ashen meteor]

only been 2 days

[wanton monolith]

how can u farm coins on ios?

[glass dagger]

I just wanna play the new season bruh I’m gettin tired of all these cheaters In comp now

[brisk zodiac]

Its

Ezzz

Soooo easy

Dm me and

[sullen nimbus]

Tell us how

[brisk zodiac]

I am gonu show

[ashen meteor]

how

wait

[brisk zodiac]

Aquatic

Bro

U have android

A cant play

[sinful delta]

Give me ur id i want to play not adding some random id

[brisk zodiac]

With u

[sinful delta]

Sorry u dont have the version

..

[brisk zodiac]

🙌🏽

[ashen meteor]

🚲

[sinful delta]

Wanna plwy?

[subtle vine]

Man i cant play well

If u will say play well or what

Stand off ruins ll ios players game

[sinful delta]

Alr its ok

[subtle vine]

Not of mine alone

[hushed jetty]

apple devs are so slow sending hate❤️❤️❤️

[subtle vine]

My freinds with ipads facing laggs

[subtle vine]

Dont cry brother

Apple is only good in video shoot nd gaming

[hushed jetty]

its been like what 2 days now?

[subtle vine]

Lmao

[hushed jetty]

its been one day

[subtle vine]

Iphone 15pro max can run games like resident evil nd other consoles games

So dont compare

[hushed jetty]

i have plus

[subtle vine]

This little things

[hushed jetty]

15

[subtle vine]

Hm

[sinful delta]

So who want to play and chill?

[vapid gust]

bro im gonna punch apple in the face

[subtle vine]

[sinful delta]

Alr so im alone bye

[vapid gust]

you updated?

or on old version

[sinful delta]

Yup

[vapid gust]

cant play ios aint released the update

[sinful delta]

Rip alr bye yall im gonna play alone

[brisk zodiac]

Guys

Who wants to farm with me

?

No one?

[mystic fractal]

Ios update ?

[brisk zodiac]

Not yet

[mystic fractal]

Hope it comes today

[subtle vine]

[agile swallow]

don't get ur hopes up

[tawdry vine]

ım waited oneday

[mystic fractal]

Idc .. they launch it any day .. i am enjoying on my android too …

[subtle vine]

After 10 hour maybe

[sinful delta]

Wanna play?

[rich crow]

I think I drinked too much coffee

[mystic fractal]

Rn going on work

[rich crow]

I'm shaky

[sinful delta]

Alr i was

[warm kernel]

ERMMM..are they ever going the moderate player names?

[hushed jetty]

ERMMM..are they ever going the moderate player names?

[rich crow]

No

[warm kernel]

I just got my feeling hurt and I doubt report will help

[rich crow]

Womp womp?

[warm kernel]

They should

[rich crow]

Eh

Just words

[sinful delta]

🤫🧏‍♂️

Wsp

[verbal valve]

Hi

Wher update for ios ?

[sinful delta]

Anyone have the new update ?

Or?

Sad

[verbal valve]

Ios not update

[spiral thunder]

Oh my

[sinful delta]

I want to play with someone

..

[sinful delta]

What

[verbal valve]

Update

For iossssss

Wher

[cosmic garden]

bihdonsehmiopyah

[sinful delta]

Idk

[gilded flower]

.

[cosmic garden]

amwitaylıryohya

[sinful delta]

Wsp

[cosmic garden]

hi im autistic

[sinful delta]

I dont think so wanna play?

[cosmic garden]

what’s your device

[sinful delta]

Phone

[cosmic garden]

iPhone?

[sinful delta]

No

Phone

[cosmic garden]

then no

cus damn update not out

[sinful delta]

Oof what everyone has ios or what

No

[cosmic garden]

are you girl?

[sinful delta]

Yea

[cosmic garden]

wait let me found android

😄

🔥🔥✋🇺🇸🦅

[sinful delta]

No

[cosmic garden]

hell no!

[crystal tangle]

Nice name

[sinful delta]

Ios or andorid ? I want to play

[cosmic garden]

w1ndy ios☠️

[crystal tangle]

Literally in my name🤨

[sinful delta]

..

[crystal tangle]

🦗

[ashen meteor]

i love how competent how teammates are!!!!!

[crystal tangle]

[random perch]

🪨

[ashen meteor]

🫃🏻

[crystal tangle]

📄

[orchid basin]

🎲

[ashen meteor]

[crystal tangle]

🫵🏻

[cosmic garden]

why I can’t play sandstone in clan battle

[crystal tangle]

The guy above me is a numbskull

[cosmic garden]

im

[ashen meteor]

🚲

[random perch]

[stray violet]

<@&501421343317688323>

[rich crow]

What's up

[outer valley]

@verbal imp its a cheat

"fake lag"

netwing

xd

[paper tangle]

Really guys

A wall

[stray violet]

Greetings! You can report cheaters here - help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.

[lament stream]

@verbal imp it is a fraudulent way to achieve victory.

[verbal imp]

Accidently sent someone a link 💀💀

[lament stream]

😭!

[verbal imp]

Actually seen someone with a lag switch

[rich crow]

@outer valley you play in pc?

[verbal imp]

16 hours with a Karambit gold

[outer valley]

nowadays yes

[verbal imp]

Definitely not strange

[lament stream]

he simply bought it. 🥰🥰

[rich crow]

Not less the cheater than

[outer valley]

its not cheating lol

[verbal imp]

Yes cuz someone would definitely spend 1k on a new account

[rich crow]

Technicalley it is or u can say cheating allowed by game xd

[lament stream]

nee accounts are pretty important ngl, maybe if it was a new account i would believe it!

[outer valley]

i already was the legend in season 1 played with ipad

ipad broke so now i play on pc

[rich crow]

Try play on mobile sometimes

[outer valley]

i cant ! xD i dont play any fps mobile game since 2021

on phone*

[rich crow]

U getting 150 fps and someone in mobile with 60 fps lol

[cosmic garden]

Greetings!

[lament stream]

so, is it technically a skill issue?

[outer valley]

theres a phone with 165 Hz

[lament stream]

hiiiiii!!@!

wiiizyyyyy!!!!

how are you!

[stray violet]

Even midrange phones have 120fps

[outer valley]

yes u wont waste 1000h to get my mobile skill back

When im not getting anything back

[rich crow]

Hope so2 ban pc players

[lament stream]

yeah, i wouldn't waste 100h to get your skill back.

[rich crow]

It really bad for who play in mobile

[outer valley]

only cuz u cant beat them

when i was ipad i destroyed every pc player

[rich crow]

Bec that's unfair lol

[outer valley]

skill issue.

[lament stream]

skill issue indeed.

[outer valley]

on pc u cant even move properly

[rich crow]

U can't beat a hacker so u call urself oh skill issue?

[outer valley]

on mobile u have 10000x more movement than on pc

[outer valley]

i won of the hacker wdym?

[stray violet]

That's literally the only advantage lmao

"advantage"

[outer valley]

xD

[jovial warren]

Bro Improve optimization