💬│english-chat

[ancient vale]

Cause i was jk

[steep gazelle]

Why i can't play with my friend allies?

It say MMR

[ancient vale]

Iphones are not poop

[brisk ice]

Bro tu joke acha marta h

[outer valley]

just read the red sms

.-.

[wintry lagoon]

Poco>iphone

[ocean pewter]

My junk hurts

(I played football)

[vast escarp]

mmr difference if more than 600, you can't play. it was 900 before

[outer valley]

[fluid palm]

In terms of what standoff 2💀?

[slate shell]

@brisk ice what's up

[steep gazelle]

What's that?

[outer valley]

mmr?

[vast escarp]

rank points

[wintry lagoon]

Better processor

[steep gazelle]

For real?

[vast escarp]

yes

[outer valley]

poco = sh1t

[steep gazelle]

Both we didn't have a ranked

[fluid palm]

Wish I could play so2 in strech bro😭😭

[lament stream]

my phone > your phone.

[fluid palm]

But I have iOS🤓

[outer valley]

but u had last season

[brisk ice]

Bro not up to the mark

[steep gazelle]

Ohhhh that's why?

[wintry lagoon]

Lel so many ppl mad

[vast escarp]

have you or your friend played matches before?

[slate shell]

Wdym?

[wintry lagoon]

Idc

[fringe phoenix]

English comes here to die

[steep gazelle]

We could play comp but not allies

[outer valley]

cuz ur rank on last season is higher than your friends rank

[wintry lagoon]

Atleast I have an tab

[outer valley]

cuz theres diff ranks .-.

[lament stream]

you're so mad lmao.

[steep gazelle]

Ohhhh

[brisk ice]

Bro an 😂

[steep gazelle]

Ohhhh i understand now

[outer valley]

allies rank isnt the same as comp :v

[ancient vale]

They have the best chips, theres no competition with the processor, best software design and animations (imo iOS is far better). BUT still i like android, cause it has stuff that u cant do on iphones

[brisk ice]

Not good

[slate shell]

What happened? I am sick too btw

[brisk ice]

Same opinion

[outer valley]

u can do lol

u just dont know how

XD

[brisk ice]

Just too free thats it

[steep gazelle]

So do u mean i couldn't play allies with that friend until we got ranked?

[fluid palm]

The only thing I want poco is for strech res

[outer valley]

tell me one thing u cant do on ios

[ancient vale]

Can u hack games?

[brisk ice]

Apk download

[slate shell]

I can understand even the games not fun anymore right

[outer valley]

instead of stretch res

cuz its only for games

[vast escarp]

until your rmr difference is less than 600

[outer valley]

yes?

lmfao

[brisk ice]

Bro IPA cannot be downloaded

[ancient vale]

Hack games

[outer valley]

u can

xd

[slate shell]

Prove it

[outer valley]

u just dont know how

XD

yall iqless

😭

i have ipa installed on my ios

[lament stream]

play for 12 hours non-stop without charging?

[fluid palm]

Brainrot you can hack games bro

[brisk ice]

Bro i tried a lot on my ipad pr

[fluid palm]

😭😭😭

[brisk ice]

But coudnt download

[outer valley]

u cant do it on android max u can play is like 8h

[rich crow]

im android i agree

[calm light]

Cuz it needs a special thingy

[outer valley]

first u need to buy certificate(or get for free somehow like me) then u can use ipas :F

[lament stream]

i know, but you said "tell me one thing u cant do on ios".

[steep gazelle]

How can i see MMR how much i got

[slate shell]

U can bro there a specific Android for that not all can do

[fluid palm]

Do actually ppl think you can’t hack games on iOS?😭

[outer valley]

not about games

lol

[lament stream]

oh, then...

[brisk ice]

Can i dm u to ask for steps?

[lament stream]

you can't code a 100000000gb pc game on iOS.

[vast escarp]

after you finish calibration

[slate shell]

Android got update , ios didn't debate ends here

[ancient vale]

But thats one thing though

[steep gazelle]

Whats calibration?

[outer valley]

search on yt theres tons of tutorials...

[vast escarp]

10 matches

[ocean pewter]

Why i am always sleepy?

Did you eaten too much carbs? Are you obese? How much excercise you do a day

[brisk ice]

Nothing worked bro i tried many

[ocean pewter]

I need all information

[steep gazelle]

Omg only 1 match away

[outer valley]

i just have it (certificate ipa)to spotify premium :F and vid/photo editor

[brisk ice]

Thats ezz

[languid locust]

When the sez 7 update gonna appear on iPhone ?

[outer valley]

so why u cant "hack" games XD

[brisk ice]

I am asking to download apps not available in appstore

[outer valley]

when its the same steps

[fringe phoenix]

so malware?

[outer valley]

like?

[calm light]

Sideloadly

and get the file somewhere

[brisk ice]

Bro pc is needed

[languid locust]

When the sez 7 update gonna appear on iPhone ?

[ocean pewter]

The only way to lose weights is calorie deficit, but you can make it faster by doing keto

[fringe phoenix]

shut, never

[brisk ice]

Thats the only option

[vast escarp]

📸

[ocean pewter]

If you have insulin in your blood, you will never lose weight

[outer valley]

[calm light]

Obviously, the certificate stuff prevent you from doing it

[fluid palm]

Is there an app on ios when you can strech games?

[outer valley]

. this guys knows

[languid locust]

When the sez 7 update gonna appear on iPhone ?

[brisk ice]

Bro anyone wanna play (only ios)?

[outer valley]

well theres an split screen but stretch i dont think thats prob the only one thing

[calm light]

[warm kernel]

U mean chance the aspect ratio/fov?

[fringe phoenix]

no one knows

[languid locust]

Ok

[warm kernel]

Never heard of an app that does that

[vast escarp]

you can stretch using window mode

[outer valley]

uhum

[fluid palm]

Yeah

[vast escarp]

open the game in window mode and maximize it

[calm light]

Pretty sure it’s android only since u can’t split so2 can you

[brisk ice]

@everyone

[calm light]

Nice try but I got work to do

[vast escarp]

worked for me yesterday

[brisk ice]

Np

[wide storm]

Guys..how much cost 75 level in pass?

[stoic badge]

200 dollars

Poor poopy

[tall shore]

Did devs do anything to gun stats? I wish to find a list of it

[calm light]

Lmfao it’s doubled than the Russian store smh

[fringe phoenix]

people should just buy a real knife at that point

[calm light]

Actually even more

[fluid palm]

I hope one day the devs will change the ak sound

[stoic badge]

Or a glock

Usa real glocks are cheap

[spark gull]

No improvement in server this is the worst side of axelbolt

[thin island]

warzone mobile

[spiral thunder]

The ping doesn't feel right

Or may be just another skill issu

XD

[spark gull]

There's a huge delay... Even in low ping

[spiral thunder]

Astro

I've played with u earlier

You destroyed me

[spark gull]

@spiral thunder lol no

[spiral thunder]

I swear

You played on Singapore server right?

[neat stump]

Someone really have an issue with my bio lmao

[blissful mauve]

True

[blissful mauve]

Yes a lot

[spiral thunder]

I thought the m4a1 is bugged with the val

[spark gull]

@spiral thunder yes in Singapore

[spiral thunder]

But no it really is also 25 bullets

[spiral thunder]

Yes you destroyed me

It was you

[spark gull]

@spiral thunder what's ur name I'm s2

[spiral thunder]

No

I'm shy

I'm noob

[spark gull]

Hahahahaha u r just making fun bro

[calm light]

There’s an article in announcement

[spiral thunder]

I'm so bad

[spiral thunder]

No. Believe me

[blissful mauve]

@tall shore check #📸│photos

[spark gull]

@spiral thunder sry for that...

[spiral thunder]

You guys are so good

You should be elite

[spark gull]

Me always in gold

I never reachead ranger

[hot bison]

Hi giys

Guys

[spark gull]

@spiral thunder r u there

[hot bison]

How can I increase my gold😭

[spark gull]

Go to shop

[shy vortex]

Night fury akr or necromancer?

[spark gull]

And purchase

[spiral thunder]

Yes

[hot bison]

Which gun.?

[spiral thunder]

Maybe ping diff

Because I can't kill you

[spark gull]

@spiral thunder i want to add u in s2

[spiral thunder]

Nahh😭😭😭😭

I'm so bad

[spark gull]

@spiral thunder oo cmon idc

[frail mountain]

@grave aurora wakey wakey its time for update on ios!!!

[spiral thunder]

I'm ashamed of master role

I should be on silver

[hot bison]

Nah

[spark gull]

@spiral thunder hahahahaha

[hot bison]

Ios updated is not here

[frail mountain]

im ranger in game, idk how to change this

[spiral thunder]

I'll dm you

[fossil field]

Tomorow

[blissful mauve]

Corpseeee

Waaa

[hot bison]

Really

[spark gull]

@spiral thunder by see yah

[frail mountain]

haloooo

[hot bison]

Wow🥳

[blissful mauve]

My goat

[frail mountain]

wsup g

i made it to ranger

[blissful mauve]

Nothing much , studying all day

[fossil field]

Or later today

[blissful mauve]

U did the 10 games alr?

[frail mountain]

zamnn

[hot bison]

How can i increasy mu gold

[spiral thunder]

Yup

[frail mountain]

nope i am still in season 6🤓

[blissful mauve]

Ohh u iOS

Rip

[fossil field]

Idk😂

[spiral thunder]

XD

[frail mountain]

exactly

[hot bison]

😂😂

[spiral thunder]

Gold prices went up

[blissful mauve]

Game looks exactly how it is supposed to look corpse

Bad asf

[spiral thunder]

I should've bought gold when it was still s6

[fossil field]

We will se tomorow what heppening

[hot bison]

Only for ios suggestions

[fossil field]

Im think so

[frail mountain]

ofc it does

not surprised

[hot bison]

Lets see

[blissful mauve]

Yesterday province u could go through the box's and walls

[frail mountain]

the new knife dont attract me on any way

[marble breach]

Lol

[blissful mauve]

It is bad

[frail mountain]

i saw, poor bros

[spiral thunder]

Good!!

[fossil field]

We wait for apple to verfy update

[blissful mauve]

There's 2 skins only that are interesting

[frail mountain]

ngl worst knife ive ever seen…

[spiral thunder]

Taisho one and the val?

[frail mountain]

i like the awm

[spiral thunder]

I really like the akr12

Pink

[blissful mauve]

The p350 and the aw are cool

[frail mountain]

cheaper version of railgun akr12

[spiral thunder]

Ohh

[blissful mauve]

But the rest it's like ok another one

[frail mountain]

p350 sexy tbh

[fossil field]

Im dont like this gun this gun is strong asf

[frail mountain]

no recoil deagle

[spiral thunder]

I don't like it either

[frail mountain]

……

[outer valley]

xD

[spiral thunder]

3 bullets no recoil

[blissful mauve]

It looks fire , imagine u put some grey stickers on it

[spiral thunder]

Almost no screen feedback too

[frail mountain]

how am i supposed to play it like before

[blissful mauve]

Like that 6 years SO2 sticker

[rich crow]

frfrfrrr

[blissful mauve]

True

[spiral thunder]

Practice

[frail mountain]

rage stickers could go hard

[rich crow]

fr

[frail mountain]

fait

fair

[rich crow]

true

[spiral thunder]

Berettas kinda good now

[blissful mauve]

At least I can hit a shot with the deagle now

[frail mountain]

berettas new meta maybe?

[blissful mauve]

SMG new meta

[frail mountain]

💀💀

[blissful mauve]

Trust

[frail mountain]

smg got so good

i geard

[blissful mauve]

They did the SMGs too OP

[spiral thunder]

Still, i think they just put -20 ping but in reality its+20

[frail mountain]

heard

[spiral thunder]

Like what the csgo developers did

[frail mountain]

old ump back?🤔

[ruby anvil]

hey halo

[blissful mauve]

Maybe ye

[ruby anvil]

wasgood

[blissful mauve]

Wsup profesori

[frail mountain]

prof wazap

[outer valley]

xD

[ruby anvil]

nice to meet you

[blissful mauve]

Imagine I had Kenny teaching me how to shoot with deagle

And I still could not hit a shot after missing 5

[frail mountain]

kennyS retired

[blissful mauve]

Cuz I'm just that bad

[frail mountain]

😤

[verbal imp]

We need to play together when I get my m9 back

[outer valley]

just stay calm and HS!

XD

[blissful mauve]

My anxiety doesn't allow me

[frail mountain]

xd fr

[blissful mauve]

I want to rush everything everywhere everytime

[frail mountain]

hows AD going halo

[blissful mauve]

AfK

Xdd

[frail mountain]

so sad….

i love the tag

[blissful mauve]

We still play like

3 of them

Us*

[frail mountain]

imagine getting that clan in too

top

[blissful mauve]

We have 3 friends that are playing tournaments with us next week

We had the ex AD owners tryna buy us

But they just gave up

[outer valley]

[frail mountain]

what was their offer

[blissful mauve]

Like

Pretty decent

[frail mountain]

5k each member

[outer valley]

sl4v3s

[frail mountain]

🤨🤨🤨

interesting

[blissful mauve]

They wanted the tag and we could come with the tag

[dusty rover]

When the update on ios is?

[outer valley]

1-3 days after android update

[dusty rover]

F@ck

And someone know some promocode?

[frail mountain]

Z7SO2S7

[spiral thunder]

From yt

Yes that one

Spray

Paint

[outer valley]

idk why u ask .-. the public promocodes are useless

[dusty rover]

Ty yall

[outer valley]

its justa graffiti

as usual

🥶

[frail mountain]

imagine getting a skin

[dusty rover]

Anything is good than nothing

[outer valley]

u cant sell

its literally useless

XD

[frail mountain]

fr

[outer valley]

u cant

only in private promocodes

[dusty rover]

Ik but to have something more in the inv

[silent wasp]

When is the ipad update going to release?

[rich crow]

Its 23:09 still no update on ios

[frail mountain]

i mean imagine so2 giving away free skins to everybody with those promocodes

[outer valley]

1-3 days after android update

[outer valley]

nah

i bet!

[dusty rover]

I have master and i don t have a knife and i see bronze players with bayonet...

[frail mountain]

1-3 days after android update

[outer valley]

that would affect the market

so not gonna happen

[frail mountain]

are we npc s?

[fluid ether]

still update not out?

[outer valley]

yes

[dusty rover]

🤣🤣

[outer valley]

1-3 days after android update

[frail mountain]

ios no

[coral scarab]

When ios update?

[fluid ether]

it was always 1 day after

[outer valley]

just check appstore

-.-

[frail mountain]

skill matters, not skin

[outer valley]

nah

normally its 3 days

1 day for mini updates

[dusty rover]

Ik but it looks cool to have atleast a knife...

[outer valley]

u just need $

.-.

[frail mountain]

i mean im ranger and i only have an m9 with some rare stattrack skins

[dusty rover]

Ik but i am from ROMANIA NO MONEY HERE

[outer valley]

your wallet need to be skilled

[frail mountain]

chiar ca

[dusty rover]

Yeah just a m9

[dusty rover]

Bruh🤣🤣

[frail mountain]

skill issue for us fr

[dusty rover]

I am 14 bro what wallet?

[grim drum]

i mean im gold with no skins

[dusty rover]

Yeah but g is g master is master like yeah

[ocean pewter]

Why my stomach is hurting

I eat too much fried food

[outer valley]

then grow up

[ocean pewter]

🍤

[grim drum]

all bronzes have knives

[sage kraken]

Yess

[grim drum]

and im here with gold and pheonix with nothing

[rich crow]

Take a lemon

For nightmare

[dusty rover]

Bro is saying that like is a game

[sage kraken]

Who are you

[ocean pewter]

🍤🐔🍤

[timid reef]

Knives are overrated

[nimble hazel]

What u mean? I’m from Romania but I have skins

[frail mountain]

real

[timid reef]

I sold all of my knives and bought me sum good skins

[polar ice]

True

[sage kraken]

Why standof servers are llaging

[outer valley]

it is .-. u want to have money bein 14y

[dusty rover]

How old are u?

[polar ice]

My knives are worth way more than weapon skins

[nimble hazel]

If u work u can get skins

[rich crow]

We made it overated

[sage kraken]

5

[timid reef]

True

[nimble hazel]

20

[frail mountain]

@outer valley are you by any chance in 1337 clan?

[outer valley]

he cant work bro

[outer valley]

nah

[dusty rover]

Bro the f@ck some 9 years old have m9 and all that

[frail mountain]

oh my bad

[sage kraken]

I can work

[outer valley]

cuz they used parents money

☠️

[dusty rover]

I am 14 bro how do u want to get money for knifes?

[grim drum]

bro ive seen a 6 year old with a stacked acc

[frail mountain]

real

[grim drum]

💀

[outer valley]

ask your parents for money

ez

[dusty rover]

My parents don t give me money:/

[outer valley]

so just go work

[dusty rover]

Not that ez

[rich crow]

Kids in my country buy iPhone at that age

[sage kraken]

Steel your deddys credit card and buy knifes

[dusty rover]

Where?

[nimble hazel]

You can do saveing

[outer valley]

somewhere

[dusty rover]

And after that i get beat with a belt

[grim drum]

some places actually can take 14 year olds

[outer valley]

dont eat in school to buy skin in a videogame bro $$$

[grim drum]

like for janitor jobs

wtc

[rich crow]

Like basement

[grim drum]

etc

[dusty rover]

Bro i really skinny i need food

[sage kraken]

Dose not metter you still have knifes

[dusty rover]

Like i have 55kg 178cm at 14 y

[rich crow]

Your cooking

💀

[shut charm]

Lol

[sage kraken]

Im 93 kg witg abs

[outer valley]

same but i have 21

XD

[ocean pewter]

Just steal 2$ every week until you have money to buy gold

[dusty rover]

💀

[outer valley]

😆

[dusty rover]

Fr?

[outer valley]

ye

[dusty rover]

Bruh

[outer valley]

im skeleton $

[dusty rover]

I am hungry rn i need to go make me Something

[sage kraken]

When i grow up i wanna be a pilot

[ocean pewter]

I have perfect height and weight thanks to keto diet, and fasting

[timid reef]

Lmao doesn't matter people without knives are either very bad or very good

[shut charm]

Beo join in store.standoff2.com to buy cheap gold

Bro*

[dusty rover]

I live single because my parents are in another country to work and my sister sneak out and She go at his bf in another country to....

[shut charm]

If u don’t trust me i’ll show u

[grim drum]

u need a russian card

[shut charm]

Who told that

[rich crow]

It describes russian ruble

😐

[shut charm]

And

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[shut charm]

Bro

That’s easy

With every card u can buy

[sage kraken]

@ancient vale

[grim drum]

zone7 and shotty is broken

[ocean pewter]

My favourite food is shrimp 🍤

[shut charm]

Did u try?

[ocean pewter]

But too much fat

[shut charm]

Ye

[brittle knoll]

Fat is good

[rich crow]

I buy from game

[ocean pewter]

Ofcourse it is

[shut charm]

It is way to big

[brittle knoll]

Fat won't make u fat

[rich crow]

Never tried tbh

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[sage kraken]

De pepe

[ocean pewter]

Unless your already fat

[brittle knoll]

Carbs will

No

[shut charm]

Try next time in site

[brittle knoll]

If u go keto u lose weight

[shut charm]

It’s more cheap

[cedar kernel]

iOS out or

[ocean pewter]

I started to hate carbs

[shut charm]

Like u save 4 dollars

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[ocean pewter]

As i gained a little bit weight

[rich crow]

Alr

[sage kraken]

Have you ever try to eat chicken poop

[shut charm]

Oh my bad

[brittle knoll]

Grains will always make u fat

[shut charm]

20

[brittle knoll]

That's how they fatten livestock

[shut charm]

20 bucks

More cheap

[cedar kernel]

Um

[brittle knoll]

Check for "grain-finished"

🦕

Research

[rich crow]

Well nice

[shut charm]

What’s ur biggest rank in so2?

[dusty rover]

Someone wanna play allies?

[cedar kernel]

Is iOS out yet

Someone?

[ocean pewter]

I am watching eric burg video about grass fed and grain fed cow

[grim drum]

master i think

[dusty rover]

Or some 1v1s?

[grim drum]

i on remember

[brittle knoll]

Nice erfn infiltration

[shut charm]

Boosted?

[brittle knoll]

Eric berg is kinda mid

Ngl

[ocean pewter]

I watch him since 2020

[shut charm]

Try xxx next time 😉

[brittle knoll]

He recommended eating nuts a few timss

[shut charm]

Lol

[brittle knoll]

But carnivore is the ultimate diet

[grim drum]

noo soloq

[rich crow]

💀

[brittle knoll]

All nuts and seeds are bad

🐓

[cosmic garden]

Mmhm

[cedar kernel]

Is iOS out for the third time 💀

[cosmic garden]

I joined!

[brittle knoll]

It's not just black and white tho

[rich crow]

No

[cedar kernel]

Thanks

[sage kraken]

Who wont 1v1 duel

[rich crow]

We are cooked bro

[shut charm]

Y’all know when the new update will apear on iOS?

[brittle knoll]

It's a spectrum from good to bad

[cosmic garden]

2 years

[shut charm]

Damn

[cedar kernel]

I'm tryna play with my mate he's ios

[rich crow]

69th time checking on app store

[brittle knoll]

But I don't want anything that's even a little bad

[vagrant ivy]

kill or be killed

[shut charm]

I think gta6 will be faster

[sage kraken]

50G who beats me on 1v1

[brittle knoll]

Eye for eye

[rich crow]

Fr

[neat stump]

Ios moderator is taking forever to accept lmao

[dusty rover]

Someone wanna 1v1??

[outer valley]

only russian card works there

[ocean pewter]

Do cardio at morning empty stomach to reduce blood sugar

[cosmic garden]

what version.

[shut charm]

Did u try?

[sage kraken]

Meeee

[brittle knoll]

Then eat carb to increase back (doctor moment)

[ocean pewter]

I do it now and weight lifting

[brittle knoll]

Carb is for healthy diet!

[dusty rover]

The new one idk the version i am not ios

[ocean pewter]

🐓

[dusty rover]

Id

[cosmic garden]

ah…

[brittle knoll]

Meanwhile carbs: sugars

[outer valley]

yes

[dusty rover]

:/// ios player?

[sage kraken]

Send me your id

[dusty rover]

Wait a sec

[brittle knoll]

Also fiber

[cosmic garden]

Yes..

[brittle knoll]

Insoluble fiber damages your gut

[sage kraken]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

I would know

[rich crow]

You dietician bro?

Just asking

[brittle knoll]

Why ask

[ocean pewter]

But some people feel bad if not eat carb

Totally

[brittle knoll]

Are dieticians lords

Are doctors lords

(i am avoiding to use the g word)

[ocean pewter]

Are you from big pharma

[brittle knoll]

((this is family friendly server))

[dusty rover]

133036091

[dusty rover]

F#ck:/

[rich crow]

Dont be cooked i’m just asking tho

[brittle knoll]

Omniscient? Better word

[sage kraken]

Ill send you add

[brittle knoll]

Technically he's a student

🐓

I am kind of a senior

And the teachers are all around the world

📝🦕

[ocean pewter]

I feel better today ( I skipped carbs)

[rich crow]

🙂

Ohh

[ocean pewter]

But we need to reduce population so let them eat sugar

[brittle knoll]

I always feel good when I don't eat carbs for a day or more

[ocean pewter]

And big mac

[brittle knoll]

And fasting is sort of similar

Either eating some butter or not eating at all, same difference

[sick crater]

how to un n-word myself

[brittle knoll]

But I'm gonna start carnivore too soon, I am sure this will be even better

Because I already lost enough weight

[sick crater]

is respawning a good idea?

[brittle knoll]

Meat and eggs are keto friendly, no carbs

[brittle knoll]

What the hell

[wanton lava]

The update o ios is killing me

[ocean pewter]

Ofcourse our ancestors did eat meat only

For many years

[supple lantern]

💀

[ocean pewter]

Before farming

[brittle knoll]

Yes

And they were definitely able to cook the meats too

Fire already discovered

Egyptians on the other hand had a big thing for grains

[ocean pewter]

The animals were bigger compared to today, so they had more meat

[brittle knoll]

And it was discovered they were overweight

[ocean pewter]

And high protien content

[brittle knoll]

And had artery plaques

[slate shell]

I have option of 120 fps but i get only 60-61 fps the most what should i do?

[brittle knoll]

People also had larger jaws because chewing meat oftdn

And had enough room for the wisdom teeth

Now we eat soft food and take them out because small Jaws + teeth crowding

[ocean pewter]

And teeth were stronger

[brittle knoll]

And call red meat cancrous

[ocean pewter]

Even my grand father could chew hard food but difficult for me

[brittle knoll]

With no solid evidence

Yes

I have a photo of 1 past relative from about 70 years ago

He looked exactly like me but had a visibly stronger jaw

I began experimenting with just clenching my teeth to try to exercise the jaw muscles and my jaw started to get visibly wider too

[ocean pewter]

🍤🐓🍤

[sick crater]

[brittle knoll]

He also looked a lot leaner (than me at the time I found it)

[ocean pewter]

Yes like this wider mouth

[timid robin]

Is it possible to download previous version to play with my ios friend

[brittle knoll]

So people were much healthier as well as eating a lot more meat and that's why

[cosmic garden]

wizy

[lament stream]

Python.

[ocean pewter]

They don't want to us to be healthy, so they promoting lab made meat

And veganism

[brittle knoll]

dim

Wait nvm

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Bill gates wants bug meat

[cosmic garden]

wizyyy!!!!

hiii!!

Weeezee!

[lament stream]

hiiii!!

[brittle knoll]

And remove cows

[rain cliff]

Is update for ios ?

[lament stream]

what are you doing wizy!!@

[lament stream]

NO.

no.

[cosmic garden]

I’m good Python!!

[lament stream]

it is not.

not out yet

[cosmic garden]

is update for Nokia

[ocean pewter]

📯🦣

[cosmic garden]

Russian vodka

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[lament stream]

🤑

[warm kernel]

Every sped one asking in chat and not opening the AppStore

[brittle knoll]

You mean Nokia3310

[cosmic garden]

yeah

[ocean pewter]

Its concerning how much farm land bill gates is buying

[cosmic garden]

guys guys thing

[brittle knoll]

He bought a label for spraying fruits with something

[cosmic garden]

Elon musk have iphone16 and now he cannot update the game!

Damn!

[brittle knoll]

Something untested and that can't be washed off

He has shown concern for overpopulation before

[lament stream]

imagine having your name be "Bill Gates", his parents just picked up 2 random words and named him like that. 😭

[brittle knoll]

So who knows what he's thinking

[ocean pewter]

I took vaccin and i feel concerned

I shouldn't took it

[lament stream]

hi nox!!!!

[cosmic garden]

Bill geyts

[lament stream]

Bill Cates.

🐈

[verbal imp]

Henllo

[lament stream]

how are you!!!

[brittle knoll]

It is called Apeel

[verbal imp]

I'm okay just not feeling it today

[brittle knoll]

It's supposed to make stuff last longer

But who knows what's in that coating

[lament stream]

damn, why is that?

[verbal imp]

Wth discord

[cosmic garden]

Mpox!

[verbal imp]

Oml

[cosmic garden]

hi

[verbal imp]

Henlo

[lament stream]

M-Pox, brand new, more lethal pox.

[brittle knoll]

The fearmongering against vaccines is underrated

[cosmic garden]

brand new car!

[lament stream]

car?

[cosmic garden]

Car!

I want car!

[lament stream]

car...

[brittle knoll]

There have been many cases where patients who die have arteries full of clots

[cosmic garden]

VINNVINN….dararairaei

[brittle knoll]

And in UK they didn't want to disclose what treatments they gave before that

[ocean pewter]

Did you took it

[cosmic garden]

[brittle knoll]

It was although related to covid

[brittle knoll]

Never

[ocean pewter]

I heard new many people who took vaccine died from heart problems

And lung

[sick crater]

no word starts with q and ends with q. agree?

[brittle knoll]

Vitamin D is being proven to be what you need

[ocean pewter]

The vaccine killed more people than corona

[spring cosmos]

Yo when is the upadate for ios?

[brittle knoll]

lack of vitamin d

[verbal imp]

Something that happened Wednesday I think
For whatever reason my left side of my I can feel faint pain

[cosmic garden]

queq

[brittle knoll]

Lockdown made it worse

Hypothetically

[ocean pewter]

I had a x ray, and report says i have high dense bone

[wise dagger]

when the update comes out for ios?

[sick crater]

there actually is. but ull get banned if u say it

[brittle knoll]

But I was still going out and was mostly fine always

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[lament stream]

the town Qaanaaq, in Greenland.

[cosmic garden]

What

Quaq!

[ocean pewter]

🐓🦴

Strong bone

[sick crater]

ay 😡

[lament stream]

did it just happen out of the blue like that?

[brittle knoll]

He took one of his bones out to flex it

🐔

[verbal imp]

Yeah

[brittle knoll]

From the storage room

🐓

[rich crow]

is xiaomi 13 pro worth 400€?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[lament stream]

you should get it checked...

[sick crater]

reveal it reveal it

[brittle knoll]

Rog better

[lament stream]

pc better.

[brittle knoll]

If you only want gaming

[rich crow]

i want a phone that is good for games and also daily

[verbal imp]

I will but I have to find a day when I can

[brittle knoll]

Then xiaomi

🦕

[ocean pewter]

🦧

[brittle knoll]

For daily use also

[lament stream]

i hate modern schedules too!!!

[brittle knoll]

Actually nvm

Xiaomi has bad UI

[sick crater]

🐒💨

[rich crow]

nah i love the ui

[ocean pewter]

Cow eat grass and have so much muscles

[brittle knoll]

Then good

[sick crater]

@fading cloud

[brittle knoll]

Eat grass where source

[ocean pewter]

I wish we had the gut bacteria that turn it into muscle

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔 🐔

Is this real

[sick crater]

blacks have good muscle genes

[brittle knoll]

Ayo?

[rich crow]

i go to school from 9am to 7pm

[ocean pewter]

I mean cow

[lament stream]

i don't go to school!

[brittle knoll]

Cows have multiple stomach chambers

[sick crater]

ur a predator thats why

[brittle knoll]

And ruminate

[lament stream]

no, because i simply pay for a couple guides, study for a month and then do some exams.

[main rock]

Or school shooter

[lament stream]

rinse and repeat, i should finish hs in around 6 months...

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[sick crater]

good for u

[lament stream]

it's not cheap tho... 😭

[brittle knoll]

School is shockingly overrated

[lament stream]

better than going to an actual hs anyways...

[rich crow]

you let milk inside cow stomach to maturate for a long period of time and that's how you get burduf cheese

[brittle knoll]

But u need paper to show to work

[sick crater]

whysthat

[ocean pewter]

Protien powder i think bad for health, it contain too much chemicals

I rather eat real food

For protien

[lament stream]

because i hate hs!!!!!

[brittle knoll]

Spelelelelel

[sick crater]

bullying?.

[lament stream]

no, i simply don't like it.

[sick crater]

hm

[lament stream]

i feel like it's about who's more obedient rather than actual learning.

[cosmic garden]

💯

[brittle knoll]

I had pasta ingredients

[rich crow]

the teachers are very annoying dude they yell the same words for 30 minutes straight and they tell me i always find excuses

[brittle knoll]

I am making pasta one last time

[lament stream]

not to mention the fact that teens are absolutely insufferable.

[ocean pewter]

🎶📯🦣

Mammoth music

[sick crater]

why u change ur user so much 😭

[brittle knoll]

Today I felt great without eating, I'll share the results after eating pasta (I will get nauseous and bloated, what a surprise it will br)

[sick crater]

like ur better 👴

[rich crow]

just beat them what stops you

[lament stream]

he's a little acoustic, but he's perfect that way... 🥰🥰🥰

[sick crater]

oh?

[brittle knoll]

Oh tell me about it

[cosmic garden]

cus

[ocean pewter]

You shouldn't eat carbs in empty stomach i guess

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[cosmic garden]

ah

[lament stream]

well, i wasn't the one blasting music and smoking weed in an actual classroom.

didn't talk to anyone either.

[brittle knoll]

They don't even get paid enough

[lament stream]

didn't bother anyone.

[cosmic garden]

ah

[ocean pewter]

I want as much low sugar as possible because i don't do labour intensive work

[brittle knoll]

Everyone losses in school

Loss loss

I mean not always ofc

[rich crow]

they get paid 1000€ a month

[ocean pewter]

And you lose muscles as you age, so start building at young

[brittle knoll]

But it's more work than pay

[sick crater]

good for u not going then. i wouldnt

[brittle knoll]

Maybe not all countries though

[rich crow]

they dont put effort into „working"

[brittle knoll]

What do u think they do

[sullen cobalt]

When update is available on ios

[humble tiger]

guys does the extra gamemode like tdm can mess w ur k/d or nah?

[ocean pewter]

Fr school wasted my time ( bad teacher, bad teaching methods, hard subjects that we will never use in real life)

[rich crow]

they come late, teach very little, they say we dumb for half an hour and that's all

[sullen cobalt]

?

[ocean pewter]

And they say to admit, in their private tuition otherwise they make you fail

And don't teach in class

[sick crater]

id say school just sucks after elementary

[lament stream]

SO2!!!!

[lament stream]

based.

[sick crater]

atleast for me. teachers dont even ask for my name ever since i finished elementary😭

[brittle knoll]

They rehearse what they learn before classes, they may also attend multiple classes a day, some even multiple schools, especially english teachers afaik, there's also work outside the school in some cases when everyone takes tests, they need to check and grade them, it's a part time office job too

[cedar kernel]

Idk 😢

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

[rugged trail]

Hi

[lament stream]

i'd say most teachers don't give a damn about individual students tbh...

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[cedar kernel]

I'm waiting for my mate cuz he's ios

[lament stream]

it's just their job after all.

but i've met some really nice teachers.

[sick crater]

well unless ur a top stuent

[rugged trail]

Bye

[brittle knoll]

Yes bec why would they, everyone has something important to say

[ocean pewter]

I saw the popodak tenor

Shrimp boxing

Too funny

[brittle knoll]

And importance is subjective

🦕

[ocean pewter]

🐖🐡

[lament stream]

true, though that's just because they bring the general numbers up, not because they care about the actual human behind those results.

[brittle knoll]

That's his arms bro

He is otherwise arm less

[ocean pewter]

Ofcourse

[brittle knoll]

No wings either

🐓

[ocean pewter]

Shrimp arm

[sick crater]

not rlly abt numbers snd results. more abt the fact that u engage in the class and answer questions

[lament stream]

right, the one that cares about the numbers is the principal, i forgot that...

[sick crater]

i get good results but dont engage

[brittle knoll]

What were they thinking when they created popodak and didn't give wings

🤨

[lament stream]

imagine engaging, lmao.

[ocean pewter]

Lack of budget maybe

[brittle knoll]

Dang

Inkscape ran out of ink

[ocean pewter]

The emotes are too simple

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[ocean pewter]

📯🦣

[rich crow]

they will call our parents just for keeping the backpack on the table and at other schools they teach the kids are jumping out the window in front of them

[sick crater]

[lament stream]

you ever just be playin' so2 and your brain hits you like, "bro, this game sucks, close it rn".

[brittle knoll]

And the kids never understand their own blame ever

When there is

Because frontal lobe undeveloped

🦕

[ocean pewter]

🕳️

[brittle knoll]

So that's a vicious circle of conflict

[sick crater]

not for me. im not the rq type

[brittle knoll]

Because most teachers don't understand it or grew out their patience

[ocean pewter]

🕳️⚽🦵🐓

[brittle knoll]

Because patience is not rewarded 😞

Or is it 🦕

[ocean pewter]

This is what will happen if popodak get legs

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🐔
🦷

Ight ill go back to my conspiracy theories facts youtube feed

[brittle knoll]

@rich crow oh yeah actually most of the time kids don't really have the blame, it's the parents and they way they raise them

[tough pendant]

What is gyroscope used for?

[brittle knoll]

There are many times the parents will even encourage a problematic kid and convince him (even when he did something bad) that it's not

[fringe phoenix]

ads movement

[tough pendant]

Ads?

[brittle knoll]

Some parents even have a victim mindset that they project to their kids' upbringing

[ocean pewter]

Poop moment

[fringe phoenix]

aim down sight

[brittle knoll]

And make them think they're being opressed

And I had a bit of that happen to me too

Which only made me more rebellious

[tough pendant]

Ahh, does it improve your aim?

[tiny igloo]

Any new codes or nah

[rich crow]

Anyone here ever gotten a nameless collection item after a game?

[fringe phoenix]

it makes finer movement easier

[fringe phoenix]

no

[humble tiger]

dude my k/d went down from 1.44 to 1.30 because i was afk in the tdm match, i thought extra gamemode didn't matter to ur k/d 💀

[tiny igloo]

Dang

[rich crow]

Just Z7SO2S7

[tough pendant]

Oh I see

Well thanks

[fringe phoenix]

thats fake

[tiny igloo]

🤓

[tiny igloo]

Ik

[rich crow]

How

[unkempt karma]

any info when update come for ios

[rich crow]

In 1-2 days

[fringe phoenix]

[rich crow]

How's it fake

[fringe phoenix]

go renew it then

[sick crater]

theres a kd for ranked and unranked

[brittle knoll]

@ocean pewter his punches have a lot of kinetic energy and momentum

[tiny igloo]

Bro everyone does random codes

[brittle knoll]

Yet he has no problem balancing

🐓

[outer valley]

yes

[brittle knoll]

He's a tank

[rich crow]

It's even in the so2 vid

[ocean pewter]

Super strong

[unkempt karma]

yes but official must write when bc not respect this other play we like dog w8 and cant play

[ocean pewter]

Powerful than a gorilla

[outer valley]

i already saw karambit gold

[fringe phoenix]

go renew it

[tiny igloo]

Nahh let me check

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[rich crow]

I have, you get graffiti.

[outer valley]

xD

[humble tiger]

oh shi, yeah its on the common statistic im dumb asf

mb bro

[rich crow]

Stands for Zone 7, standoff 2, season 7

[tiny igloo]

There aint

[sick crater]

xd

[rich crow]

Maybe it's been too long and you can't redeem it anymore.

[tiny igloo]

💀 2 days only been

[fringe phoenix]

its because the code was from a fanart reposted by standoff 2 (its not real)

[tiny igloo]

Or 1 day

[outer valley]

then use it!

u wont lose anythign even if it expired

[tiny igloo]

Bro idk the code he told me

[brittle knoll]

I wonder what the twemoji creators will think about all this Frankensteining

[humble tiger]

its a graffiti anyway, its not like u can sell those

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[outer valley]

Z7SO2S7

[brittle knoll]

That I did so far

[rich crow]

Lemme send you the vid

[tiny igloo]

If you lie gimme a leg skib

Skin

[outer valley]

its just a graffiti!

u aint getting anythign good in promocodes like this

[lament stream]

and it's unpacked as well lmao.

[outer valley]

xD

[lament stream]

@tiny igloo if you really want promocodes with actual stuff, watch standoff 2's esports lives, these have a decent amount of them.

[outer valley]

or be lucky and win from YT´s giveaways

[lament stream]

of course, the downside being that you have to switch to so2 and type it in really quick because those russian kids watching are mad fast at it.

[lament stream]

real.

[outer valley]

xd

[fringe phoenix]

[summer estuary]

Can i know when standoff 2 update on ios?

[fringe phoenix]

idk why dont you just check instead of asking everyone

[tiny igloo]

Oh yeah i kinda forgot

[outer valley]

1-3 days after android update

it can be extended to 7 days sometimes

[rich crow]

while all the android users finish the pass us ios users still waiting for the update to drop out

xd

[ocean pewter]

🦩

[summer estuary]

Okay thank you

[outer valley]

they will have the same time as android .-.

[gaunt fable]

hi guys

how do yall get so rich with golds

[lament stream]

_ _

[stoic badge]

Either they scam people or money

Or buy a account with golds

Which is sometimes cheap if seller want quick money fast

In emergency case i mean

[untold inlet]

Hey

[stoic badge]

Marhaba

[untold inlet]

İts game deleted my account

[rich crow]

Screenshot the message

[outer valley]

wdym