#💬│english-chat
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I’m gonna die my friends taking the piss out of me
Real
Same😂
Bro update for iossssss
rare drop from competitive and allies
you can get them either buying from store or playing 8273838373829378 games a day
Later or tomorow
Thanks i just wanted to know if we can get them from allies
yes you can
hello
including: Removed cases and Removed Packs
you can obtain it through a rare drop in those gamemode
Zani hi
@rich crow i think it's fixed me too man 🤷
when they release update on ios?
1-2 days
no way fr? so i have a slim chance of getting the treasure ak?
no
no
It's not nameless collection
sad
but on android is s7
Epic and above from removed collections are unobtainable other than those Cases
i will literally tak a pic of my passport
Apple verification process
😐
What gamemode do you have a chance to get nameless?
i wouldnt personally since theyre fingerless
only after price drop
rate it
that's the thing
i might stick with punk until it's cheaper i guess
How much is it rn
so they aint as good
Last I seen was at 4k
i do have 3500 rn, but i wanna use it to invest on this bp collection
Guyss iphone not so2 update?
not yet
Nope, apple verification takes 1-2 days
@paper tangle it’s like 26c in Texas u have my condolences
Is it just me or giving quests on ranked match with specific map seems just stupid
someone sent in #📸│photos
Ye i know but if i play rank i play it for rank and to play the best i can and mastering map and playing it, not doing quests for map i dont know
Was it cement ball?
Or concrete in english? Not sure
The heavy one?
Guys
Yup
When is new update gonna drop on IOS
App store
Cuz all my friends have new update but i dont have
most probably this week
I would be happy if today
Everytime
you would be delusional if you think apple mods are fast
I haven't even played any rank dawg
Anyone know codes for so2
z7so2s7
SO2NY2024
all caps btw
/verify
nah that's the only one available
Ty
Yea
will the update ever come to ios?
Later or tomorow
someday
On sat or sunday
Im dont think soo
Alies??
Bro im dont work at apple so idk
Me
Ye
Tomorrow
bro call them up
I guess
Im play just comp
Bro we are not Apple employees
Pff
go apply
Surprise
Nah
damn ios
damn
@cosmic garden hey man I see you got the master role, how can I get it?
May you teach me please?
how can i get the elite
idk my brother is moderator he gave me im not master
LOL
W brother
Alright, thanks
Just Kidding kidding
@silk moth
Does anyone know when season 7 will be released on iPhone?
Got it! 👍
Tomorrow

I guess
THX bro
1-2 days
Nice
i wonder if axelbolt still have contract with android
i assume so
bc if they wanted to they could submit patch earlier and it would drop same day on android and ios
Same
I’m writing “ios update” every minute, day 1.
axelbolt have contract to android to drop update earlier and promote their phones
guys when ios update
ios update
Idk
2034
IOS update
ios update
ios update
ios update
Ios update
ios update
ios update
..
We are getting muted
Hey, can I ask where I can get codes in the server? I missed the stuff last time, and I do NOT want a second time
we are getting muted
we are getting muted
we are getting muted
ios update
we are getting muted
ios devs are trash
they cant even test it!

They usually within the Announcement, although some are only through a specific social media like youtube post, facebook, and vk exclusively
Brb
Thanks
Ios update
Guys what time uptade coming up to ios?
56 years
😢
Q: When will the update be out for iOS?
A: The update is determined by the App store moderators as they need to verify it before it's release.
Q: When will the update be out for iOS?
A: The update is determined by the App store moderators as they need to verify it before it's release.
Q: When will the update be out for iOS?
A: The update is determined by the App store moderators as they need to verify it before it's release.
What update?
damn what are you doin
💀
Shahshhahss
I dunno, I can use the val now
0.28
Yup, mine updated 5 hours ago
Rip to those who haven't have the update yet
Any1 allies?
I'm bad at it
Im unranked buth can play
Give id
61557426
Q: When will the update be out for iOS?
A: The update is determined by the App store moderators as they need to verify it before it's release.
Chill
Chill
no
@fossil field Wanna play the new map tho?
@bronze grove
Bro im have ios
Kill him
1337
Oh,brah,we can t play
Hi!
Im nog android places
Cuz standoff doesn't let us
Im knoe bahahahahahahhshs
)))
anyone allies? Tryna get good rank before ios update drops
im g3 rn cus i wasnt playing
I’m ios my age is iPhone 16pro max!
Ye im ios
Wtf
damn apple
surprise mother father
Patern 001 is good?
Yap
I can get some more gold on IT If i will put on shop?
damnnn update for ios not even out yet xd
Meow
it really matters on how it looks, the pattern number doesn't really matter much
Someone come allies ples im bored with randoms
ios users be punching the air right now
Sooo?
Q: When will the update be out for iOS?
A: The update is determined by the App store moderators as they need to verify it before it's release.
i got the same knife pattern from the battle pass as my brother, is it rare
Have they fixed the issue with the internet issue thingy
im not on ios but ok
Pay me 500 quids and i will drop the update for ios
Like how you could only play on wifi?
Copy and paste it every servers!1!1!1!1!1?1
ok
Ok what’s your onlyfans ?
Pay me 1 dollar n Ill tell truth!
Cringe
Onlyfans?
Meow
update for ios isn't out yet, is it?
Yess!!!
Chill
im working w onlyfans !!!
Gimme link
Q: When will the update be out for iOS?
A: The update is determined by the App store moderators as they need to verify it before it's release.
No
how much $ is the new gold pass im on the iraqi currency so idk
Give me it for free
Let me tell you something this is Banneable
Is there a way to link my standoff account with another link to it?
yeah
🤓 sorry bro
My bad
why the hell did that happen
he aged
im bored and i cant do anymore missions
How are you all today
When does the update arrive for ios?
Good
1-2 days
never
Never
Never
Never
💀
u got what u asked for
u got what u asked for
Man I ain't playing with randoms ever again, I was the top player and still my own team calling me noob and trash talking me
test
Man I ain't playing with randoms ever again, I was the top player and still my own team calling me noob and trash talking me
T’est
1
Didn't mean to tag my bad
1
2
1
Random players are suck
3
1
2
1337
11337
u guys alright?
113337
N3V3R
When Will it drop
Damm
1-2 days
500 days of summer
Stealing that name
Maybe
Ohh guys look at me I'm so funny I just did copy paste someone's chat I'm so funny 🤡🤓👆
Cry
Chill guys
Not gonna , skill issue
him punching the air rn
ios update
hhahahha
Meow
guys it's out
what
no pls
update?
Not yet
nahh u joking
Reeeee I neeeeed so2 to update
Q: When will the update be out for iOS?
A: The update is determined by the App store moderators as they need to verify it before it's release.
my bad bro
Guys it's out
my cat stepped on the keyboard

So many of you play on ios
Update is gonna be in 2034
I’m going crazy
never checked this fast my entire life
lol
Apple users going crazy
XD
Apple L
talk to tom cook
My nose hurts ( i got punched)
tell him
Imagine not being able to update
to push update
we're all waiting more for the update, but at least we're not having frame drops or other sht
Fr I got killed because of it
that's what i'm sayin
Good luck
Hi
imagine being stuck at ranger
Is the update good ?
🤯
at leat ur not stuck in elite 😭
the best one 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ( i'm on ios )
I'm just a poor little fellow who is maybe not good as you guys
10 mmr to legend and i get pushed down to champ or something
lol
hardstuck gold 
sad to hear
u did't get the joke
yall both ios 💀
😹🙏🏽
No update on ios ?
not yet
no
is it just me or tdms is giving crazy fps drops
I deleted the game week ago
ranger is easy to get
ios has best update (new year 2024) (real)
everything up until master is easy
no, ur just on andorid nothing new
It is a thing with the update
Android 😹
=))))
Man you guys hate Android so much dammm
@gritty river too big for allies
imgaine crying over some fps drops, but u play on android device
even just mid from z7 is almost as big as dunes entire allies map
No its just so funny to play on your microwave
microwave razer branded
i feel sorry for ur ios being hardstuck 60
bcz its trash ( real )
Why can’t I update the game anyone have the same problem
Damm what do you play on
ios issue
ios user joined the chat
iPhone
iPhone is ios
Who play standoff
a lot
120 crazyyyyy
I play on ios but honestly if you have a gaming phone like rog phone or something, beats iphone or ipad on any day of the week
How do I update it?
soo u pay 300$ extra for some extra memory and a few more frames?
Wait 1 -3days
120 fps on android is not stable believe me
😂
@wanton lava ty
😭
Who plays so2
120 on andorid is like 60 on iPhone ngl
my 144 is as stable as it gets
stuck at 145-144 💀
this a cope honestly
idk
what's so2
Fps drops and all the world glitches but at least I don't have to wait for a week to play the update and watch as everyone else gets to play before me
The biggest lie to ever exist
exactly
Bro☠️
wanna bet?
nice steam phishing link lmao
waiting a little more > having fps drops
"hold your horses" device
400$ for a good gaming phone > 1200$ for a camera with apps
Fps drops is because of the update it is not a device problem you know
Go stand in face of enemies and take screenshot
Just wondering, you guys with android just got below 20 percent battery and instead of playing you just talk here?
no balls
it has a half eaten apple on the back
no, the divice runing on android
my stomach hurgs
Goda catch them lacking in 4 k
tummy ache
rog's eye seems better to me lol
better then the green stranger
you guys are still talking about the ios update oughh
Ok tech engineer 🤭
This is why you dont be on your phone for too long
Yea but what his going to do if his fps drop to 3
5g radiation got my stomach aching and my nuts itchy
what my parents think when i use my phone while eating
Too bad
@magic atlas @warm plover @gritty river guys come play comp with me
Ohh sorry forgot you don't have the update 😂
bros bouta bus
ur soo funny
Ik thanks for telling
drier than the sahara
bro got testicular cancer
"Ohh sorry forgot you don't have the update 😂" 🤓
Ayyy don't bring my rank into this
if you got testicular cancer, do you like have to like remove your balls
💀
not in all cases
idk
prolly
like what if you get a ball replacement, idk
if it's stage 3-4 then yes
then you got no balls to scratch
they be like "choose one"
even early stage, if limited to one testicle, they'll just remove it
no balls to itch
the biggest one please 👆🏿
that's actually a really good point
No balls? 🤨
ion know anything bruh
lower on the ground
like do you just donate your balls if it's healthy for another patient
that's kinda crazy
Meow
what's that
what
You know the new gun has a lot of recoil but idk why it is still pretty good
why is this the topic
u don't know what's iqos?
ba ball ball⁉️
yeye
never tried them to be real
i wanna upgrade to the Iluma one from 3 duo
And degal got no recoil
it's like compressed tabacco
any good? is it more like a cigarette or a vape
idk i dont smoke
And they new case skins are selling for like crazy
cigar
its real tabacco in them
Morning poops be hitting the spot man
And they just put a new nameless skin
it's more healthier then the classic cigs
interesting asl actually i never cared enough to try one
And the new map is bad in my opinion
yeah don't fall into that bro, they're all terrible lmfao
Why u say that?
I haven’t seen it. Is itdogwater
personally i'm smoking iqos for like 3 years now
if it doesn't cause tar like a cig then it's putting metal in your lungs, if it's not metal then it's something we probably don't want to know about
hello
Why tf autocorrect putting “it it dog water”
Hello
Dude ?????
it's ass'
what new nameless skin?
It is really big and it has many places where there is a underground and a top floor and multiple was to get to a single location, I don't like it to be honest
what's price like on em
the new Knife on the trailer
i mean, local to where you are
some1 send a screen
Nameless collection? , you don't know?
looks like dog rectum vro
collection i know, i'm talking about the new skin for the collection
I feel you. Based on that description it seems like a drag to play on. The game has poor directional audio as is. I don’t wanna play on a big ahh map with above ground and lower level when the audio will just be scuffed
I just bought the arcane paladin skin for 1.5k im hoping that the new ferocity skin turns out to be more expensive because if it isn't I'll regret my purchase.
It is the one of the new type of knife
they be making literally anything now lmfao
I'm saying
they're in the battle pass, no?
Throwing stuff out for ppl to soak up and be content with
you dont even know if they are above you or not
lol
I’m felling lonely… oh I wish I’d find a lover that could hold me
That’s just sad asf.
The new gun, is it good?
Now I’m crying in my room
And it is really easy to get behind your enemies in that map it is crazy
The one on the skin showcase, the new rainbow knife skin that's the Nameless one
I gave second change to cupiid
what a sht nameless
Yep and there is a nameless version of it too
Me using the beta Reverberation setting just to realize it does jack shii and make audio worse
1 sec
ikr lol
Nooooo!!!!!!!
Pls axlebolt
it's funny that one of the few designs they don't take counter strike inspo from is complete trash
better to not add nothing in the nameless collection
@cosmic garden go make some friends kiddo
i thought that song already died
It putted a pic of it there
you are not vengence
I’m still listening !!
STop.
What song
what
Npcs song
See it's a nameless skin
Damn
Ye
Anyone wanna help me out with a 4finger claw hud. My hands big asf it’s hard
Hollow knight songs are the best background songs
that's the most sht nameless item i've ever seen my whole life
I came I saw I came I saw I praise the lord then break the law
I can send mine if you want
i got a 5 finger claw idk if i can help
What about banana one
Aka Gold karambit
banana?????
get a bigger screen
Yes plsssss. I be struggling dude cuz they don’t let u move the map so my hud is messy
Send it I wanna see
like how big are your hands
sure
. @warm plover
Everything is in something else’s way yk
Practice makes perfect
gold karambit at least has some intrinsic value, it's made out of gold
Fake gold
Not just a simple hud
pretty good idk, but personally i'd never buy
real
this thing is just a cerakoted garbage heap
Plastic gold
The cupid
Nah
hydrodiping knife
BYpass!!!
damn gang
Go go go go head so good she honor roll
Paper Mishay with gold foil wrapped
i cant scream in this server
@dense thistle
damn it
iOS update?
#1044085342308941944 @dense thistle
scream in lower case
pins
not yet
Ohh wait I can't send there cool down
Q: When will the update be out for iOS?
A: The update is determined by the App store moderators as they need to verify it before it's release.
Sad
1-2 days
Dem
max
Ohh sorry I didn't see the message
why do they need to
r for the chat helper
iBro max
It should be out tmr
its a tradition for ios update to be delayed
ibromax
I miss him
lets goo
Isn't the Val op ?
Interesting, so I assume u use the shoot zone?
This that game of thrones
its just m4a1 but for t
Yeezys not clones
Your layout is simple that’s were I messed up. I have all the button possible for no reason
not that good as m4a1
yea i find it funny that it's still mass complaining and hysteria every time it's delayed
Is has better damage
cant oneshot helmet
happy Ramadan
fr???????
Really?
I have a 4 min cool down so can't send there
then f it
real
what the hell
=))))))
you cant say that
@warm kernel now check
dude what the flip
thats inappropriate
mods, skin him alive
inapproprite
eat his liver
hahahahaah
damn ios
Your pfp:
yo @sonic bronze what He/Him mean
damn update
he is a him
Nice live leaking
what is brother talking about
@sonic bronze but longer
When is uptade coming out on ios???
1-2 days
@warm kernel dont use mine as a guide, i have a really weird setup
i use middle finger to crouch and my index to shoot
Sunday
who's winning in an oiled up twerk off
@warm kernel it really just depends on you because it is on what phone you play your fingers reach and different things
r or several r's
Me
damn son
Source?
wild
I have set my layout as so I can sellect every button in different situations
What
shawty gone hold this tree
How do you know bro
Lamborghini parked outside is purple like lean
amagonfathabi
What do yall play on. I’m on IPhone 12 @hexed igloo
Damm what
Bro I have talked and check the upadate
When will the new update be out for ios?
redmi note 8
We want IOS Update!
trap so old gotta run out the house when i play my music so the roof don't fall on me
Infinix GT 10 pro
yeah
Real
i got used to it
why i cant update?
ever since i played ApexM
Lol I can just imagine that hand cam. Crazyyy
i want ios update
🤫🧏
I can't play with my homies because of update
lol
vro is mewing
No update? 🤨
you and your friends have to wait man
in chat
For how long?
I cant update the game also
🧏
iOS has to wait 1-3days according to Aza
bye bye
Iphone 15 pro
I think that’s they name
several days
Sorry if I butchered
whattt
Bruh
3 das
Lmao
nice camillia
Meow
3 days 🤡
Whhooo wanna ply
what 3 days
Apple needs to verify update files that’s why, it sucks
it was cause i wanted to learn the Movement during those Apex mobile days, so i tried using my middle finger and it feels comfortable for some reason
Apple Mods:
noo wayyy
jesus... but not 3 days
Apple sucks
instead of playing so2 y'all can go play a real mans game for a few days
like peggle
agree
Wsp star platinum
Ohhh I see, dang I miss that game
what kinda!
Uganda knuckles
yeah, too bad it's laggy for me lol
Wanna oly
za warudo my brudda
🤡👍🏻
whats peggle
Suggest me a game!
peggle
dont say cops!
I'm going to play pubg for 3 days 🤡👍🏻
What is love
Wait 3 days for update
-Apple mods
peggle blast
😭
1xbet
I’m hoping today it drops since tomorrow is when they sent out the update for them to verify
peggle extreme
it is true
All hopes to it being today
play the peggle collection then come back to me kid
Man that game died for me what it got banned
Profit
0 dollars
we all love fps games
Many people stopped before the big win🙏🙏💯
oh its like space cadet pinball but upside down
peggle is more hardcore than your favorite fps
We love gambling
better than tarkov
imma 1 match of valo
Rainbow 6?
we love gambling!
I'm heading towards apple headquarters with my terrorist squad anybody wanna join!
120 so2 doesn't wanna work
why cant i start 5 man lobby comp. it says mmr diff, but all of us unranked
idc about damn peggle bro suggest me an fps game
For me it does
We are wasting our money in 1xbet!1!1!1!1!1
Thats a legit app or ?
Skill issue
we waste money!
yeah well sounds like there's some growing up that needs to happen
legit!!
Betting app
🗣️🗣️🗣️
hop on peggle n get back to me kiddo
Discord staff
“put him on watchlist, send this to the FBI”
Free money ( for them )
To fix up your aim use, aim camp it's the best app to practice
Guys update for ios is today or tomorow 100%
Aim camp?
Looks cheap idk
@proper gyro let me join
another ping
U mean aimlabs?
Apple mods are on weeds
multiple weeds
Do 5 consecutive front flips and i will drop the update
When will be 0.28.0 for iOS
They just have to make sure is 100% ight
off the house
Etf
hey mods
jump out the house ⁉️
1-2 days
Why is the lab map of tdm so ewww
Both the new map are ewwwww
damn too late
y'all don't fw lazer dim 700 like i do
Shoot me in the toe if so
can u make the shop not move if ur really down scrolling cus i bought an akr with 2 stickers instead of 3 and the stickers look bad and they dont fit my akr now
@void bronze already started buh
Yep that the one
kms
Copyyy I’ll try it out.
maybe after this one ig
Sand yards, training outside, village, lake side best maps for tdm
Who agree 👍
since it's weekend tmrw
i'd be lying if i say the update came out for ios
It has many modes and it shows you full details of your performance
(he lied)
is val even worth the effort
the joke is that he actually lied
@unique plover gun or game?
genuine question last time i played i wanted to drop a cinderblock on my pinky toe
Ios update is coming within an hour
(I love spreading fake news)
fun with mates
Gun 100%
goofy trolling with abilities
is this an ouch or a yabadeeboo
Guys ios update is here go update everyone
trolling with yoru
nah its a yoww oww owohohow
damn i heard that
insert tom
no warmup unrated chamber
:lfg:
1123456779118262172
how much is one taco from tacobell
1337733113377331
2.5
damn
i haven't eaten taco bell in years
It's so peaceful when ios users are not fighting here that iPhones are better
:trol:
Same
probably a dollar n fifty or 2 bucks at this point
i haven't eat taco bell
the west has fallen
1 bad Taco Bell order drove me off
can we remove inflation
dude same
🔥 this you tomorrow in the toilet
if i were to get taco bell, what you recommend
Taco Bell had me vomiting out my butt
i don't even remember 100% what it was but i got it and decided to never go back
after like 3 hours of deliberation on the toilet
^^^
is it that bad
is the food bad
this like a legal food poisoning
or its just not good in the tummy
i was also verbally assaulted in a taco bell one time
no good taco bell memories really
It does necessarily taste bad, to me Taco Bell is just all paste on a tortilla
No love in it
So you’ll be on the toilet
how would you rate it on yelp
Meowing
iOS Update today?
Wait and see
Never
what day is today
no meat and stuff?
friday
gacha
no
Today
Init
when the stars align lil bro u better be ready
It's tuesday init
sunday
Nah they put meat in it but it was like all paste. It was like they just put every ingredient in a blender then smeared it on the tortilla
food talk made me hungry man
eat
3 outta 10
food good but not worth the repercussions
So2.
i needa try chipotle but the only one close to me is an hour off
Me hungy
you came around by my gang we gon make them bullets fly 🗣️
Cya
is it like subway where you can get your own fillings
not sure what you mean
like you can request what goes in that taco
foot long
i mean you can omit things from the order but idk if you can add stuff
ohh
chipotle is the subway-esque restaurant
nah i haven't but i know it's like that
i've been searching high and low
and i can tell you one thing
I been sipping on codeine I got pink eyes 🗣️
ios update so2 outcast 2025’
bbtbnwdjfotsyk
whatt did he mean by this
When the uptade come on iPhone ?
you gotta release the beast in you
washington
Yung carti yung carti yung carti a diva
arizona iced tea please save us arizona iced tea
When the uptade come on iPhone ?
1-3days
rn i gonna update it
Today?
Myb tomorow
Thanks
isnt it like less than 1 gold
Hahahaha
ok sell something for 2 gold ill buy it
I need more protien
1 gold is expensive
The new update isn't on ios yet??
I am sleepy(ate too much carbs)
I'm giving away free knife to a 12 yr old girl
rip in pieces
Is m9 dragon glass good or carambit dragon glass
You're in the queue
M9
You're in the list
how many 12 yos man
4 rn
why 12 yo specifically
Cant tell the reason on here
giving away a free knife to underprivileged mongolian children
WTF is this topic. Out of context it seems like void is a child trafficker
men can't have hobbies now?
Add in Asians aswell
the hell
give me one
giving away 18 thousand akr tigers to african warlords
when will iphone gets an update?
If you were a 12 yr old girl I would have given it to you
Long story
