💬│english-chat

[subtle vine]

🙆🙆

[lament stream]

miyufumi!!

[cosmic garden]

we don’t know either…

[lament stream]

hi!!!

[rich crow]

Yo

[subtle vine]

🥹🥹

[spiral thunder]

Phython!!

[south whale]

@terse hemlock

[spiral thunder]

Hi

[lament stream]

hiii!!!

[subtle vine]

Man im in hurry

[lament stream]

how are you!

[spiral thunder]

Doing goof

[south whale]

Bruh when is update coming man

[spiral thunder]

Oh god skill issu again

Oops i ddi it again

[south whale]

I am tired of waiting now

[spiral thunder]

Oh

[rich crow]

In 2 days

[lament stream]

lmao.

[spiral thunder]

Bruh

[cosmic garden]

Ok…

[south whale]

Ohk

[lament stream]

wizy, crush his skull!!!

[cosmic garden]

Guys I forgot smth…

[sour star]

you heve so mouch skill isshu

[cosmic garden]

1 w1ll t4lk l1k3 th1s!

[gray ferry]

ah yes

[spiral thunder]

Ys i onow

Bruh

[gray ferry]

skill isshu

onow

[tiny garnet]

hlo

[lament stream]

hee shur aas ehll dows...

[cosmic garden]

when I found your dog…

[rich crow]

Yo

[sour star]

i ate it....

[lament stream]

damn!

[tiny garnet]

hola

[cosmic garden]

….

[rich crow]

How are you

[cosmic garden]

that was…

[gray ferry]

are u arabic?

[lament stream]

he's hispanic.

[cosmic garden]

hay clpy

[gray ferry]

.

[lament stream]

don't know which country though...

[gray ferry]

he is arabic you wanna bet

[lament stream]

ok.

[gray ferry]

with what

[lament stream]

@tiny garnet where are you from?

[lament stream]

one thousand Standoff 2 gold.

[gray ferry]

Aw hell nah

[lament stream]

ok...

[gray ferry]

how about

idk

[sour star]

1 fousand ?

[gray ferry]

lol

[lament stream]

how about...

a kiss on the lips?

[sour star]

🤨

[cosmic garden]

Guys

Clyp is asian!

[gray ferry]

yeah whatever u say 🤨

[sour star]

[lament stream]

impossible!!!

[gray ferry]

no !

[cosmic garden]

@tiny garnet Is it?

[gray ferry]

be arabic pls

[tiny garnet]

indian

[cosmic garden]

Noo!

[lament stream]

damn!!

[cosmic garden]

damn!

[gray ferry]

hm

[tiny garnet]

yeah is it wrong??

[lament stream]

i thought you were hispanic because of your bio...

[cosmic garden]

yes!

u are Asian!

Just still u dont know…

[gray ferry]

so who won the bet now

[lament stream]

no one...

[gray ferry]

no one :/

[cosmic garden]

Me

[tiny garnet]

wow

[sour star]

u didnt joij

join

[lament stream]

@sour star

james.

[sour star]

[cosmic garden]

I did…

[lament stream]

@cosmic garden

wizy.

[cosmic garden]

j4m:3s

[cosmic garden]

Python.

[lament stream]

real...

[gray ferry]

i've been told that you guys spit out street food and sell it to tourists is this true?

[sour star]

i am going to find u

[cosmic garden]

u cant..

[sour star]

i will.

[gray ferry]

u wont

impossible

[cosmic garden]

u from the other side of the world.

[stray pagoda]

Python

[lament stream]

it's so sad that 02 died of kizma... 😔

[stray pagoda]

Do u have 6 or 8 shots

[sour star]

i will still find u

[cosmic garden]

u can’t…

[sour star]

she did not

[cosmic garden]

okay ill give u address

[sour star]

what if i do?🤨

[cosmic garden]

World/Turkey/Baban/No:16

[lament stream]

you were supposed to say "what's kizma?"!!!

[split void]

wsp gng

[sour star]

nah

[lament stream]

:c

[sour star]

i aint kizzin ur behind

[cosmic garden]

kizzin…

[split void]

i can find u with id and created acc ip

[rich crow]

Any update on update?

[sour star]

[lament stream]

smooching, even.

[cosmic garden]

I will find your dog..

[sour star]

💀

[gray ferry]

o2 is not an anime, it's oxygen

what are yall saying

[lament stream]

uhh... i just noticed this message...

what you mean shots?

[rich crow]

Ehhh lol

[sour star]

02 is anime chara ter

[stark rapids]

Average standoff update taking 2 centuries

[sour star]

character

and imma bouta buss

[cosmic garden]

chara ter!

[gray ferry]

no o2 is oxygen

[cosmic garden]

ima bouta bass

[sour star]

02 isnt oxygen

[cosmic garden]

HO2 is

[stray pagoda]

White shots

[sour star]

o and 0 aint the same thing dawg

[cosmic garden]

H20

[stray pagoda]

🐻‍❄️

[lament stream]

what...

[cosmic garden]

H2O

[gray ferry]

oka sry

[lament stream]

well, technically speaking, i have 14 shots.

[sour star]

ur drunk?

[lament stream]

7 on the SM1014 and 7 on the Desert Eagle.

[cosmic garden]

u have shots…

[sour star]

nvm

[lament stream]

no?

[cosmic garden]

one to my head pls…

[lament stream]

no, they're all mine.

[sick crater]

thats wata

[sour star]

💦

[cosmic garden]

true!

[lament stream]

wo'ah. 🇬🇧

[cosmic garden]

oxy is

o

O

[lament stream]

oxy is.

uhh...

uuuuuhhhhhh...

[cosmic garden]

i mean

[gray ferry]

its o2

[cosmic garden]

….

[lament stream]

i forgot.

[cosmic garden]

ahh

[gray ferry]

yeah ur right

[tiny garnet]

thats pakisthan not india

[lament stream]

what is this creature. 😭

[cosmic garden]

what’s the creature

…

[gray ferry]

no way 💀💀

[sick crater]

lol

[cosmic garden]

I’m going to die…

[slate shell]

If i say who do this i will get banned

[sick crater]

ive seen the indian vids tho

[gray ferry]

pakistanis have told me indians do it

[tiny garnet]

everyway

[lament stream]

we all will die one day, yes!

[cosmic garden]

I will die early…

[sick crater]

maybe they both do

[lament stream]

same!

[tiny garnet]

ohh

[gray ferry]

yeah thats right

[slate shell]

end this debate dont get political here

[gray ferry]

im talkin about street food

not politics

[sick crater]

python english isnt ur first language right

[slate shell]

U involving countries and in few min everyone will strt fighting

[lament stream]

what...

it is.

[sick crater]

wait wat

ur joking riggt 😭

[lament stream]

i'm writing like that on purpose, because it's fun.

[cosmic garden]

….

[cosmic garden]

yes, it is…

[lament stream]

weezeeeeeee!!!!

hi wizy!!

[cosmic garden]

python…

[lament stream]

hellooo!!

[cosmic garden]

hi python .

[lament stream]

!!!!

[cosmic garden]

hello.

!!

[lament stream]

how are you!!!

[cosmic garden]

I’m bad, and you?…

[lament stream]

i'm uhh...

ok!

[cosmic garden]

good…

[lament stream]

why are you feeling down, did something happen?

[cosmic garden]

no…

[lament stream]

hmm...

is there anything i can do for you?

[cosmic garden]

just god hatin me…

[gray ferry]

python >> C++

[rich crow]

Agree

[gray ferry]

tell me im wrong

[cosmic garden]

Python>everything.

[rich crow]

Nah stop this cap

[cosmic garden]

beautiful atheist…

[gray ferry]

that doesnt make any sense

[rich crow]

Exactly

[gray ferry]

how?

elaborate

[rich crow]

How

Elaborate

[cosmic garden]

u both shutup.

[gray ferry]

you dont believe in god but you know god loves us 🤨

my brain is not braining

yea lol

[sick crater]

imded😭

[mystic pewter]

We are his creation,He loves us,He loves sinners but hate THE SIN

[rich crow]

Btw i checked pattern of last 2 update, subject x update come after 6 days after 1 trailer drop and frosty Chaos within 2 days after 1 trailer drop

[cosmic garden]

This was my sentence...

[rich crow]

And outcast 1at trailer was dropped on 29 feb

[gray ferry]

damn it oka

[cosmic garden]

:((

🪐🌌

[sick crater]

ur saying as an atheist you know god is real

[rich crow]

Ur one of em

[gray ferry]

its like saying i dont believe in god but i know god exist

[gray ferry]

^

i never said u did

[rich crow]

But acct to u he ain't real lmaoo

The irony

How he can love when he ain't real?

[cosmic garden]

guys…

[sick crater]

ok python just stop

[rich crow]

@mod pls ban @lament stream he/she doing religious chats

[gray ferry]

ok fr ima stop

[gray ferry]

wth?

[sick crater]

ur diggin a deep hole for urself

[cosmic garden]

tanu, are you lost your ah.

[rich crow]

After u

[lime palm]

Anyone down for allies

[lament stream]

ok i've got an idea.

[rich crow]

Should be a good one

[cosmic garden]

that is not good idea…

[gray ferry]

it is

ello?

[lament stream]

there we go.

[sick crater]

moving on

[cosmic garden]

they have log…

…

[sick crater]

i have ss too

for myself

[rich crow]

He deleted his chats

That's not gonna work

[cosmic garden]

yes.

[sick crater]

stop hating. move on

[cosmic garden]

can u go away.

[lament stream]

actually.

[rich crow]

Am i that bad??

[sick crater]

its a public chat

[cosmic garden]

u are like

ah

[lament stream]

uhh...

idk...

[cosmic garden]

…

[rich crow]

I m going forever

[cosmic garden]

ok gb

[lament stream]

man this chat's sometimes worse than playing the actual game.

[rich crow]

Btw @cosmic garden u boy or girl

[lament stream]

and that's saying a lot.

[sick crater]

how

[cosmic garden]

idk.

[lament stream]

it just be like that...

[rich crow]

Non binary xd

[cosmic garden]

⚧️

[rich crow]

Then Idc about ur opinion

[lament stream]

not the actual contents of the chat, but it's just not enjoyable.

[sick crater]

just move on😭

[cosmic garden]

Wow…

okay.

[lament stream]

i already did??

[gray ferry]

ik you may disagree but cmon

[sick crater]

usure

[gray ferry]

opinions should be respected

[lament stream]

yeah...

[rich crow]

Only 2 gender

[lament stream]

i just said the chat is sometimes unbearable!

[cosmic garden]

yes

I agree

[lament stream]

i did not mention any past topic whatsoever!

[gray ferry]

Agreed

[rich crow]

Then ur opinion matters

[gray ferry]

!

[rich crow]

I ll leave now as u ask me

[gray ferry]

lol

[cosmic garden]

go leave…

[inner pollen]

vc

[gray ferry]

the door is open

[rich crow]

[dense thistle]

Anyone allies?

[cosmic garden]

ill close..

[lament stream]

yeah!

rank?

[cosmic garden]

when he leave…

[dense thistle]

I'm s4

[lament stream]

uhh...

sorry.

[gray ferry]

lock the door

u got the keys?

[dense thistle]

Yea you probably way higher

I have fallen off I'm so bad now

[cosmic garden]

Yes..

[lament stream]

s4 is still good...

[dense thistle]

It is bad you are just being nice

[lament stream]

it's not!

bronze is bad, silver is ok...

[gray ferry]

gold is average

silver below average

[dense thistle]

Yep

[lament stream]

proof?

do you have any statistics?

[gray ferry]

its jst my opinion

[terse hemlock]

Yo guys

[lament stream]

for what kind of demographic does that apply?

[dense thistle]

I have fallen of man

I'm washed

[terse hemlock]

How much u guys think knife prices drop after update

[sick crater]

js an opinion

[gray ferry]

you tell me

fr fr

[dense thistle]

None

[lament stream]

well, idk, you're the one that claimed gold was average!

as far as i know, Axlebolt confirmed bronze is the average.

(in Russia, that is).

[terse hemlock]

Yup

[dense thistle]

Prices just don't drop after an update it takes a long time

[gray ferry]

are u being stupid or sarcastic

[lament stream]

they really did confirm it in a post a couple months ago.

[terse hemlock]

[gray ferry]

you know what yea sure

whatever u say

[sick crater]

even it sounds stupid be respectful sbt it

[dense thistle]

Man I'm super close to reach gold I don't wanna lose because of some random

[gray ferry]

yeah ur right that was not my intention at all

[terse hemlock]

👨‍💻 update any chances today?

Or 16

[sick crater]

👀

[dense thistle]

Man I don't want the update today

I wanna reach gold

[terse hemlock]

Lol

[dense thistle]

I'm washed at this game now

[terse hemlock]

I want to open new boxes 📦

[split void]

wssp

[gilded flower]

it was the average in season 1 when axlebolt published a graph

which they haven’t done since

[gray ferry]

u can do it

[dense thistle]

I want to open your legs 🤨

[lament stream]

is this true?

[dense thistle]

Yo

[gilded flower]

yes

[lament stream]

maybe the average is like, silver now...

[gilded flower]

id say so

[terse hemlock]

Bro u get something big there

[lament stream]

but consisering how many bronzes are out there, i doubt it.

[gray ferry]

lmao

[dense thistle]

I don't think I can to be honest I have reached s4 many times but I always lose at the end

[gilded flower]

many of them are kids who uninstalled before they hit 100h

[lament stream]

right...

[gilded flower]

tho idk how u can unironically be bronze

[dense thistle]

If there is a whole there is a gole

[gilded flower]

i never got silver

[sick crater]

new players

[rich crow]

I couldn't our love is too strong

[gilded flower]

when i was new i calibrated gold 3 and then after so2 did their famous recalibration in season 1 i got master

[lament stream]

then, is there a way to find the real average?

[gray ferry]

how much mmr you have rn?

im pretty sure s4 to gold is like 940-1050

dont quote me on that might be wrong

[gilded flower]

something like that

[rich crow]

U know nothing bro

[gray ferry]

imp gold is average

[dense thistle]

978

[terse hemlock]

Bye guys

[dense thistle]

I know that I will touch you

[sick crater]

nyways thats s1. times change

[gilded flower]

i got legend next season

[gray ferry]

2 strong 8-0 wins can get the job done

[rich crow]

But you don't know i will lowkey love it

[dense thistle]

But that won't happen I have been in a situation like this many times in this season

[gray ferry]

you only need +72

[lament stream]

play with someone good enough to carry lmao...

[dense thistle]

You and me 🛏 right now

[rich crow]

Moan my name

[gray ferry]

+35 and +37 should do it

[dense thistle]

Ok I'm play one and then tell you how I am back to s3

[reef scarab]

yo

[dense thistle]

Wait 10 min

[gray ferry]

damn

u can do it

[leaden hill]

I want fabm boom 35 gold

[dense thistle]

Don't have no one I mostly play with randoms

[rich crow]

Bruh gold is easy peasy whoever can't reach gold should leave the game

[dense thistle]

Imma fill up your mouth so you can't talk like that

[lament stream]

that's the issue!

[reef scarab]

im trash at this game

someone help me

[lament stream]

it's harder to rank up if you soloqueue.

find good players and play with them.

it's not easy though...

[cursive oracle]

Update out?

I'm tired asking bruh

[lament stream]

tired? then stop asking.

it's obviously not out yet.

[cursive oracle]

U ok ? Mentally?

This is the third time

[lament stream]

yes.

are you?

[dense thistle]

WelI can't do anything about that

[main rock]

Just delete game

[lament stream]

this is also the third time you've been asking, even though you know it's not out.

how old are you? 8?

[cursive oracle]

Better mind ur language @lament stream u talk trash to almost everyone

[lament stream]

how do you have such a patience?

[main rock]

xD

[cursive oracle]

Someone just posted in #📸│photos in Russia so I thought it's out nothing else
Btw praying for u

[lament stream]

he literally just posted that he gave the game 1 star.

you don't need to speak russian to understand it.

i don't need your prayers.

[cursive oracle]

Have some peace , it's very important season right ? U took the name of Christ before ....

[dense thistle]

Mama bought me chopsticks
Me happy now

[main rock]

What

[cunning ether]

happy happy happy

[lament stream]

excellent english, it's totally possible to have a proper conversation with you.

i totally understood what you said.

[lament stream]

amazing.

[cedar vigil]

Dude we're getting an as val, let's goooooo

[dense thistle]

The twist is that the chopsticks are actually mini light sabere

[cunning ether]

yeah i played allies with u , it was fun tho

[dense thistle]

Me happy 😀

[cunning ether]

even if we lost

[reef scarab]

yoooo that's sick bro

[lament stream]

have you seen the collection video? it sounds sooooo good...

[cursive oracle]

😴👌

[cedar vigil]

I know, I can't wait to use it

[rich crow]

Knife animation looks bad

[lament stream]

valorant ahh knife...

[rich crow]

At start it seems to be nice one

[dense thistle]

Ik right

[rich crow]

But animation omg

[cunning ether]

cant wait to so2 play the whole season 7 in trailers

[dense thistle]

Me happy happy 😊😊

[cedar vigil]

I got a fang knife, so I don't care about others I'm happy with mine

[rich crow]

🙂

[lament stream]

that's great.

[cunning ether]

its similar to kunai knife

[main rock]

Standoff 2 weird bro, they gave skin review before update

And maps

[rich crow]

Well kunai>

[lament stream]

that's the only thing the game has.

lmao.

[rich crow]

New things, maybe it is better

[cunning ether]

true kunai underrated

[rich crow]

Better introduction

[reef scarab]

yall rich, i got default knife bro

[cunning ether]

default for the win anyway

[cedar vigil]

IDC about a lot of skins, but I will get that as val skin, and that's a promise. I will post a screenshot once I get it

[main rock]

I am tired of mewing

[reef scarab]

W opinion

[main rock]

But will do till update

[cunning ether]

i only care about akr skins

and crafts

rest is meh

[reef scarab]

just dont mog anyone bruh

[cedar vigil]

Default knife is pretty cool

[reef scarab]

tired of getting mogged everytime i open discord

[cunning ether]

yeah its not bad

shiny silver

looks good

[dense thistle]

Omfg the light sabere light up
I'm going crazy

[reef scarab]

chatting normally then some guy comes does the "BYE BYE" thing and goes

[cunning ether]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[reef scarab]

bru

[cedar vigil]

Alright, everyone, opinion on the as val from what we saw in the trailer

[cunning ether]

it looks like upgraded mac10

[cedar vigil]

I think it looks great personally, and the sounds are amazing

[lament stream]

if the ak and the mac10 had a child...

[lament stream]

real.

[cunning ether]

yeah that

[slate shell]

Sorry bro i am noob made u lose

[cunning ether]

nah man i had fun

and games are for fun

and should be enjoyed

no tryharding

[cedar vigil]

Finally, someone who plays for fun

[rich crow]

We can do 69 so we both can't talk

[cunning ether]

i mean if u got friends to play with , its good

[cedar vigil]

Yea, playing competitive is funny cause when I play seriously, I get curb stomped. But once I start goofing around and being stupid in clutching rounds solo

[lament stream]

playing for fun is kinda hard in this game ngl...

[cursive oracle]

The one who really understand the purpose of games 🎉
And there r some who judge others for their rank lol :/

[cunning ether]

yeah me too

no like defuse n stuff

for fun

[sour schooner]

Hm

[cedar vigil]

Yea I just goof around with p90 normally

[rich crow]

Skill issue

[lament stream]

people who take ranks seriously probably have a massive ego or nothing else to do, i agree with you, games are meant to be played for fun regardless of your skill level.

[cedar vigil]

Got an oops stattrack for that reason

[cunning ether]

i mean u can play comp with concentration , but like defuse etc are for running around shooting

[lament stream]

the game sucks, i don't.

[main rock]

I want to play for fun but my kd is ruined

[rich crow]

U do not the game

[cursive oracle]

Yeah that's right

[main rock]

We need option to turn of kd

[lament stream]

yeah, i don't, you just said it.

[sour schooner]

You can make it fun if you try a little bit with your mindset :v

[cunning ether]

edited

[rich crow]

I Searching for a good clan (i have elite 1350h)

[cedar vigil]

Sorry, my colleague misspelled, he meant you do

[cunning ether]

lmao the edited says the same

[lament stream]

true... it's still so wack though...

[rich crow]

Nice excuse if u sucks at game

[lament stream]

ah, it's fine, ik he does it just for the sake of it.

[cursive oracle]

Yes

[lament stream]

ok phoenix noob!

[cunning ether]

??? who cares about sucking at a game

[rich crow]

I agree dufuse is for fun

[lament stream]

dufuse.

[cedar vigil]

Look, python, this is an inclusive server, you can say you suck and we won't care. I mean I suck after all

[lament stream]

i don't?!?

[cursive oracle]

I agree I am noob , but the fun I get from So2 as of now is unlimited

[cunning ether]

everybody suck

[lament stream]

what the hell lmao.

[rich crow]

Atleast I didn't take false rank in dc server xd

[sour schooner]

I've got this one funny moment where i Found a sniper ads-ing and i jumpscare them through right in front of their scope, they killed me, But i saw their head shaking up before shooting me lmao

[lament stream]

atcually yeah!

[cedar vigil]

I just do dumb stuff and have fun

[cunning ether]

only hackers have skill issue

[lament stream]

i suck! everyone sucks!

[cursive oracle]

Definitely at some point of their time

[cunning ether]

[cunning ether]

yeah

[cedar vigil]

I know I suck

[rich crow]

He is insecure

[cedar vigil]

That's why Im a memer

[onyx gyro]

the update is coming to day?

at 17pm?

[cunning ether]

dont know

[rich crow]

Not everybody

[cunning ether]

everybody

[leaden hill]

Wait is zone 7 a rework of zone 9 or new map

[cunning ether]

probably a new map

[lament stream]

you're literally just hating at this point.

[leaden hill]

Zone 9 looks like new map

[onyx gyro]

kinda

[cursive oracle]

New map

[lament stream]

i'll just ignore you.

[leaden hill]

YESS

[rich crow]

I m just copying you

[cedar vigil]

I just meme and people get mad and say my kd is trash. Yes it sucks, I'm aware

[cunning ether]

zone 7 should have nice boost spots

[lament stream]

i'm*.

[rich crow]

Isn't that's what you do here?

[sour schooner]

My earphones have arrived, I can finally play Standoff 2 with peace

[rich crow]

Like when PPL ask about update

[lament stream]

if you're gonna copy me, at least do it well.

[cunning ether]

congrats

[rich crow]

I m doing better than you

[lament stream]

i'm*.

and you're not.

[cedar vigil]

Congrats dude

[rich crow]

Im

Xd

[lament stream]

i'm.

[rich crow]

Im

[lament stream]

with an apostrophe.

[sour schooner]

Thanks!

[lament stream]

are you dumb?

[rich crow]

Im

Cry about it

[cunning ether]

[rich crow]

Im

Cry me a river lmaoo

[lament stream]

oh my god...

[rich crow]

Im

[lament stream]

what have i done..

[cunning ether]

cry me a river is a faze fan

[lament stream]

i traumatized a child...

i'm sorry tanu...

[cunning ether]

btw who is the best lurker

in cs

ropz or spinx

[cedar vigil]

Damn, python. You really just going for the throat. At least we all admit we suck and don't blame the game

[lament stream]

ropz is good as hell...

idk spinx tho...

[cunning ether]

+1

[rich crow]

The kid is u xd

[cunning ether]

giga brain ropz

[lament stream]

the game does suck.

[cunning ether]

spinx played well in blast world final

[lament stream]

regardless of my skill level.

[rich crow]

That's what noobs do

Blame the game

Easy way

[cunning ether]

since the cs2 release faze has been in 6 finals

[lament stream]

i should watch some highlights...

[cunning ether]

its old tho

now donk is dominating

but he is entry

[cedar vigil]

No, you suck and blame the game. I'm not good and don't blame the game. I'm just like "damn, I suck. Anyways..."

[lament stream]

dude, the game is objectively bad.

even if i suck.

is it that hard to understand?

[rich crow]

Bro is the real one

[lament stream]

compare it to other games.

it is garbage.

[rich crow]

There's no even u definitely sucks

[rich crow]

So ur

Just leave if u hate the game so much

[lament stream]

you didn't undertand what i said.

[leaden roost]

Hi

[rich crow]

Don't cry here

[cunning ether]

why tf is he crying

??

[rich crow]

As of now it's one of the best mobile games

[sour schooner]

The game has been nothing but a crap from a long time ago... No SBMM on both Normal and Comp gamemodes, Terrible rating system that makes you lose your sanity, the majority of the gameplay is just... Awful

[lament stream]

i'm not crying???

[cedar vigil]

Complain. We do not care you are the only one saying this and there are no other games like this to compare it to besides counter ops. There's no comparison there, so2 is just better.

[cunning ether]

chat gpt?

[lament stream]

i know, they're just... "slow".

[leaden roost]

when update

[cunning ether]

dont know 😦

[cedar vigil]

Nope, I'm a writing student

[lament stream]

should be out in a couple of days.

[sick crater]

i think they fixed the ranking

[sour schooner]

Ehhh, That's why im no longer aiming for comp

[rich crow]

Bruh who even comparing so2 with cops?

[cunning ether]

kind of

[lament stream]

w.

[rich crow]

He definitely not in his right state of mind

[cunning ether]

true

u replied to urself

baiting

5/8 bait

[rich crow]

I just complete it

[cosmic garden]

Looking at the phone closely or from afar?

[lament stream]

WIZY!

hiiii!!!

[cunning ether]

nah bad b8 m8 i r8 0/8

[cedar vigil]

Also, scooter how dare you accuse me of using chat gpt

[lament stream]

afar.

[cosmic garden]

Hi.

[lament stream]

blue light is bad!!!

[sour schooner]

They did? Aight imma try that. If i got minus rating when i won the match just because of Rank difference, I call it Bullsh*t Fix

[cunning ether]

i can 🙂

[cosmic garden]

Hmm..

[sick crater]

no. try in the next update

[sour schooner]

Nah, I dont think they will fix it

[cunning ether]

its upon u to think if i m lying or saying the truth

[lament stream]

it is!!!

[leaden roost]

maybe allies

[sour schooner]

Its never been fixed despite people have been complaining since the Season 2

[cunning ether]

cant wait for them to play the whole season in a trailer

[sick crater]

they did reply and said they fixed it

[lament stream]

well, they didn't do it properly!

[cunning ether]

in yt shorts

[sour schooner]

Then, Too bad they fixed nothing but Craps

[sick crater]

i think theyre releasing it next update bru

[cunning ether]

i think they kinda fixed it

but anyways

[leaden roost]

want allies

[cunning ether]

it would never would be good

or bad

its just ok

[cosmic garden]

guys zone 7 will be good on allies!

[lament stream]

is this true?

[cunning ether]

no , everyone will still que to sandstone

[sick crater]

they talked abt it on their channel. it was in russian so the sub mightve not been the best

[cunning ether]

[sour schooner]

Kinda? That ain't enough because Im still seeing people lost their rating over dumb Rank difference even though they won AND carried through whole game

[cosmic garden]

yes but zone7 will be good..

[cunning ether]

hmm

[lament stream]

then that's great! i hope they do a good job.

[cunning ether]

hmm

[leaden roost]

@cosmic garden

[cosmic garden]

Your name is Mert u are Turkish okay?

[dense thistle]

@gray ferry got -42 let's go

[cosmic garden]

Sup

[cunning ether]

not turkish

[sour schooner]

If they really said they kinda fixed it, then "good job", they "Fixed" their moneys instead

[leaden roost]

want allies

[cosmic garden]

Nah

[cosmic garden]

u are Turkish!

[leaden roost]

why

[cunning ether]

ok

[cosmic garden]

cus I dont want

[cosmic garden]

Your name is mert ok

[leaden roost]

I'm not Lithuanian

[cunning ether]

i m scooter
🛵

[cosmic hinge]

any news about the update? Leaks?

[sick crater]

i think they did some clarification at the end and said yhat they rank u against higher players cuz they want you to “face the very best!!1”

[cunning ether]

scoopter fast

[cosmic garden]

scooter Mert!

[cunning ether]

🛵

[cunning ether]

kk

now i m scooter mert

whats mert btw

[lament stream]

literally just an excuse to justify the typical scheme of competitive games.

[cunning ether]

Magnetic Resonance Therapy?

[sick crater]

maybe but i got good faith in the team so i dont see it as a cover up

[cosmic garden]

it is name!

[lament stream]

you're winning? now we're gonna put you up against the highest rank! oh you lost? keep playing, i'm sure you'll win again!

average ranked videogame experience:

[cunning ether]

ok :

[cosmic garden]

sup!!

[cunning ether]

up

[sick crater]

true😭

[cunning ether]

🆙

[cosmic garden]

down!

[charred gorge]

So2 unavailable at play Store

[lament stream]

finally!!!

[cunning ether]

get out of antartica

[cosmic garden]

Yeewss!!!

finally!!!

[lament stream]

truly a blessing from the lord.

"So2" is no more!!

[cunning ether]

finally penguins

so2 no moree

[cosmic garden]

No more so2!!!

[lament stream]

great!

[cunning ether]

I main the SM1014, 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke. Both sides. This information is just to give you guys a general understanding of my experience.

[sour schooner]

"Face the very best" is a weird Reason. The reason why some people can improve their skills is because they were facing against stable opponents that has the same skill as theirs. So you can see your mistakes and able to fix it without having too much pressure.

You cant improve anything if you're facing against someone that is way beyond your level. You cant see your mistakes while you're under sheer pressure.

[cunning ether]

[cosmic garden]

I agree

[cunning ether]

definely chat gpt or

i dont reading that

much

give tldr

[cosmic garden]

I dont too

[sour schooner]

Nah, its my own words

[cunning ether]

nice

[lament stream]

standoff 2 on their way to match golds against elites:

[sour schooner]

Yeah, its dumb as hell

[lament stream]

(i've seen it happen).

lmao.

[cosmic garden]

when I said dumb they muting me…

[cunning ether]

but its a really proud feeling when u beat them

[lament stream]

mod bias!!!

delete server!!@

[cunning ether]

0.1% chance

[cosmic garden]

;((

[cunning ether]

MY NAME IS scoopter mert 4Head I AM A BAITER 4Head ILL MEET YOU AT THE BOMBSITE 4Head A LITTLE BIT LATER 4Head

[lament stream]

so rank gambling is now a thing? amazing.

[sour schooner]

Yet when you won against the same level, you still gain nothing because the enemies have that one "Smurf" account with no rank

[cunning ether]

ohne watchers

[sour schooner]

Its dumb

[cunning ether]

hobby

[lament stream]

rank hobby fr.

[sour schooner]

That's why i dont want to Get serious with comp match in this game, its terrible.

[cunning ether]

me playing so2
Summary:

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because I was already dead.

[lament stream]

IS THAT.

niko's deag.

lmaoooooo....

[cunning ether]

no HIKO

[lament stream]

hiko, yes.

mb.

😭.

[cunning ether]

but yeah niko nuke can be too

niko deagle nuke buff

[lament stream]

i mix them up all the time...

[cunning ether]

its ok

i really like this copy pasta :
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story

[lament stream]

just don't get serious.

[sour schooner]

I never am

[lament stream]

goof around and the game will be somewhat enjoyable.

[lament stream]

amazing.

[brisk canopy]

searching for good clan dm me

[sour schooner]

I mean, I can be quite serious when it comes to competitive. But with the sh*t system like this one game, Yeah- not gonna sacrifice my sanity

[sick crater]

only w friends rlly

[cunning ether]

yes

[lament stream]

true...

[cunning ether]

late night defuse

with my drillas

[lament stream]

i mean, trolling solo in defuse matches is amazing.

[sour schooner]

Im waiting for CoD Warzone, hopefully its gonna be a fun game

[cunning ether]

fr

the thing i really like about this game is skins

[sick crater]

even when ur against braindead players?

[sour schooner]

I've been playing fortnite aswell recently, the Rank system is fair and square as you're dealing with the same skill opponents.

[lament stream]

yeah.

[fleet fulcrum]

@sour schooner im already playing it

[sour schooner]

I'll just wait for the official release

It'll be this month on 21th

[lament stream]

stomping them isn't fun, messing with them however, that's where the fun is.

[fleet fulcrum]

oh alr thats cool

[cunning ether]

i remember when ppl use to stream anime ep here

[fleet fulcrum]

didnt know tht

[sour schooner]

They've announced it on twitter

[cunning ether]

yeah , its good when someone is talking

[sour schooner]

So, a couple more days

[fleet fulcrum]

i dont follow updated on tht game

[sour schooner]

And Im gonna get mad on that game

[lament stream]

imagine playing games that make you mad, all my homies main an enjoyable game.

[sour schooner]

What i mean mad, i mean im gonna get really serious

[cunning ether]

some peeps in this game would have 300 hrs and buying a akr treasure hunter worth 15000g

atleast

[lament stream]

ohh...

[cunning ether]

i met an allies player in silver lobby

he had a really good inv

[sour schooner]

And they have terrible skill, Makes things more classic

[scenic geyser]

interesting information from a friend

The AS VAL will have a 9x39 mm caliber, which is stronger than the 5x45 Kalash caliber, which means the VAL will deal more damage.
The AS VAL will have less recoil and higher accuracy. The price will also be much higher than expected.

VAL's bullet flies at subsonic speed, which is why I can say that it will be weak at a distance.

[cunning ether]

yeah it was 8-0

[cunning ether]

more like m4a1s for ts

tts

[lament stream]

real.

[cunning ether]

gotem

[sour schooner]

M4A1 has more consistent damage in long distance though

[dense thistle]

@gray ferry -29

Man why do I get all the dog shi randoms

[sour schooner]

So, Im thinking that ASVAL is weaker than AK47 in terms of overall damage

[cunning ether]

hmm

[sour schooner]

I'd Rather pick FN FAL cuz that gun is low-key Powerful

[cunning ether]

stats confuse my brain

explain it in p90 terms

brrrr

[sour schooner]

Bullet no stronk, AK47, FAL better

[cunning ether]

ok

[leaden hill]

Is 1000 gold for 11 euros good?

[brisk canopy]

no

[lament stream]

the fal is just an m4 with a different model and spray lmao.

[brisk canopy]

for 12euros you can buy 3k gold

[leaden hill]

Where

[lament stream]

amazing gun, i never use it tho.

[dense thistle]

F this shi man

[brisk canopy]

you need to do method for it

[sour schooner]

Nah, you can one shot with FAL in close range and 2 taps on long range while M4A1 needs 2 taps on close range and more in long range

[lament stream]

are you enjoying the standoff 2 experience?

[scenic geyser]

Yes

[lament stream]

m4, not m4a1!!

[cosmic hinge]

when is the update man

[sick crater]

m4a1 has more accuracy

[scenic geyser]

True...As Val ig...better than M4A1

[sour schooner]

Exactly, both has the same Damage lmao

[dense thistle]

I just got -42 and -29 because of these noob as randoms and now I'm back to s3

[gray ferry]

silver 3?

[scenic geyser]

Cts who just abuse m4a1 everytime will now get the taste of their own medicine

[dense thistle]

Yea f this shi

[lament stream]

that's standoff 2!

[sour schooner]

But the only major downfall is that you need a skill to use T's AR lmao

[dense thistle]

I was thinking of getting to gold before the season ends and these noob as teammates won't let that happen

[scenic geyser]

😂exactly

[dense thistle]

F this game

[radiant cradle]

How do i report a cheater? I feel like the game reporting system would take ages and i want this guy to be gone immediately

[scenic geyser]

Screen record him.. and then tap help and support in settings
...cause video evidence is necessary

[radiant cradle]

Kk

I got the whole scene ready up

[sour schooner]

AK47, FAL, AK12, those guns can melts CT's head like butter, while CT's ARs are mostly aiming for TTK

That's why if you're on T side, you have to pray for the best on hitting those heads

[sour star]

nah u dont

just aim

[sour schooner]

Close range, yeah.

Long range? I dont think so

[sour star]

its easy men

[scenic geyser]

CT's AR are mainly for accuracy....I.e for mid and long ranges....while TR's AR are focused more on damage and less on accuracy for mid and close range

[scenic geyser]

Not even that easy...sometimes we by mistake hit chest shots

[sour star]

just hold down shoot button and pull down

[sour schooner]

If you can control your aim, yeah

But this isn't CSGO

Where accuracy is inconsistent

[sour star]

im prolly used to it after my 3.3k h

[sour schooner]

I ain't the owner of the game

[rich crow]

I am

[sour schooner]

Tell em

[quiet harness]

ur all noobs

[rich crow]

Nah bruh

[sour schooner]

K

[rich crow]

Kid spotted opinion rejected

[quiet harness]

?

u are

[sour schooner]

[rich crow]

No one knows

[lament stream]

what the hell. 😭

[sour schooner]

I don't even know how the conversation is getting to

[rich crow]

So full hate

As @oak dragon said

[gray ferry]

no most of them are so bad

[narrow briar]

Anything new in standoff2 yet?

[rich crow]

No

[gray ferry]

if i say Kosovo is Albania they wont respect my opinion

[narrow briar]

R

[gray ferry]

See? and ur saying serbians are nice people

yes

[narrow briar]

YUGOSLAVIA power

[gray ferry]

Also drop this argument

i dont wanna get muted or banned

Drop the argument pls

[gilded flower]

@paper tangle

i screenshotted

lol

[main rock]

What happened to the snay armies

Snay army in 2019-21

[sour schooner]

Rip

[leaden hill]

Is update today?

[main rock]

Me albania be careful

[lament stream]

no.

[hearty heron]

Honestly the knife this season looks just not at all good

[leaden hill]

Wdym

[hearty heron]

It’s so bland

[gilded flower]

it’s truth, not an opinion

[gray ferry]

some people may disagree

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

Who îs having a clan?:)

[hearty heron]

They already put most of the good knifes in game the new one in the trailer just doesn’t look that good, my opinion tho

[gilded flower]

99% albanian speakers

[gray ferry]

drop it

[gilded flower]

in kosovo

[brittle knoll]

Propaganda just like china vs Taiwan

[narrow briar]

Yall the new map aint new at all lmao

[hearty heron]

Fr

[narrow briar]

I remember we had it some time ago

Like 4 years ago or so

[hearty heron]

They just creating new “zones”

[narrow briar]

No no

Literally it's already been in the game

[gilded flower]

zone 8.5

[hearty heron]

Really?

When

[brittle knoll]

99% romanian speakers in Moldova

Moldova is romania 😂 😂 😂

[gray ferry]

but it was controlled by serbia more remember that

[brittle knoll]

There's also Ukraine

Wow so alike russian language

Russians: ... Yeah

(too political my lawyer advised not to elaborate)

[lament stream]

shoong.

[gray ferry]

oka

[brittle knoll]

If you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna shut it for you punk

🐓

[lament stream]

soong.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[leaden hill]

shoobg

[lament stream]

shng...

[brittle knoll]

Anaconda.

Dang

Got thyme stuck in my teeth

🐤

You flipping pig

[leaden hill]

I dont give a f

[brittle knoll]

Who needs yours anyway

[gentle apex]

Devs really gonna drop the update when we will not be expecting it 😭

[brittle knoll]

Cuz I don't remember anyone

🐓

[leaden hill]

Today right?

[gilded flower]

kiev was polish years ago but it’s ukrainian now

but serbians just can’t accept it

[leaden hill]

Many youtubers streaming

[gentle apex]

I don't think so but who knows

[leaden hill]

And title is 28.00

[brittle knoll]

My tummy hurts

People complain too much and don't look for answers

I mean solutions

[fossil field]

Tomorow bro

[brittle knoll]

And when the harsh truth comes towards them they dodge it

[narrow briar]

Ok i come back to this, it's not the same one but one of them, if any of you remember from season uh 1? The interception gamemode had a very very similar map, search yt vids to see it

[brittle knoll]

Especially when things are seemingly already going well enough

🦕

[mellow zephyr]

Please follow me on insta ID ----> so2india

[rich crow]

Allies someone? G1+

[brittle knoll]

It only takes something really bad to happen to convince them to start seeking it

🦉

[wheat bay]

I am rich but how to g buy gold in Bangladesh official app?? In standoff2

Please vote and this standoff 2 community speak Bangladesh how to buy gold in standoff 2 ways

[brittle knoll]

He is rich

[wheat bay]

But no way to buy gold

In my cuntry

[brittle knoll]

Yea

[gray ferry]

hi rich

[brittle knoll]

Richard

[wheat bay]

Huh my name is rich