#💬│english-chat
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crazt
Go dms lil guy💀
i saw.
Good

Crazt 😂 😂 😂 😂 👉
Crazt!
🤣😭🤮

:h_:
(laughed so hard, vomited)
:h_:

very 
this server became so wild after the athena incident
hi
real.
LESS GO
how are you!!
bro ur causing trouble
:DD
Causing trouble
Nawww
U tripping
I wanna go new personality but like
athenA is a crazy name
I Searching for a good clan (i have elite, kd common 2.10)
Ion wanna change it
athenA is ok, my old name was 1njury.
now THAT is a bad name.
Hm
Is there any so2 faceit server?
😔
Is it alive?
Ofc it is
yuh let me send it rq.
Aight
Coz I remember a lot of faceit servers went dead after 2 weeks
Mine was DR1FTY
amazing.
Dr1ft
Nope
yes.
Deja vu
i wonder what happened to she1n don't see him anymore
I Searching for a good clan (i have elite, kd common 2.10)
🧐
just play cyberfaceit
with the chinese cartoons.
its always alive

U got the link?
ofc
i play it
but not anymore
im more into cs2 and r6
this games fine
update never comes tho
and thats why it gets boring
r6 the goat.
would u be so kind to send the link
dms
@cosmic girder ur gonna need translator tho
Who tryna get back shots
me me me me :3
Male or female
Guess
Male
Yeah
Even better
100%straight
Cap
No
He could be a female named Patrick
true.
Yea
Just call me Aza
aza.
his real name is Purandar Singh from Lahore
Zaza
Py.
🦥
3.1415
Yesnt
become more bored
facts brother, so true my friend!
maybe stop adding . after every sentence that'll make typing more challenging and fun
🧐
Lmfao
So factual
i mean, i'm used to it already.
why late send
Where did you know this information man
would be hard to stop.
crazy
crazy
crazy.
Crazy 8
huh.
crazy
It’s the Discord version for Uno
how does it work?
Exactly as Uno
i really want to just grind out the pass all day long if the update comes out
i've played Uno with my therapist, yes.
Yes.
that's literally all we did, then i told her i didn't want to come back and she agreed.
i hope tomorrow update
When is the new update
dude.
we dont have info
it's like.
don't want it today?
i meant it for td
My named not Patrick it's a old discord name that stuck
Its so annoying that the posted collection video today
update will come this week they are almost done probably
bruh
ur right python
damn I thought I met a Patrick for the first time 😦
are u racist
Lost a bet
Defuse and competitve are so unbalanced
Damn
Competitive is hacker fest and defuse is for getting kills and having fun
look at photos i think the update is tomorrow
💀💀💀
defuse the goat ngl
Fr (competitive was the worst thing i tried)
Yes but beacuse of unbalance you sometimes face much lower and much higher levels than you are
all are tryhards and sweats
Unranked against a 500 hour gold team
FR
Plus there are stupid randoms in comp that try to kick you for no reason
uncalibrated rmr at first is around 1000
Yep
I'm not even good low-key
i agree, russians in comp will most likely kick players
Less then 24 hours in the game
I got kicked today, but when you try to kick them they have a russian friend in backup that presses X
xd
you lose and it keeps deducting lowering your matchmaking level, you win then you get higher level team
atleast you dont lose ranks when kicked
oh my god i just now watched the outcast skins
WHY
are they so horrible
and the knive
what kind of a kitchen knife is that
devs should make it so that when you are choosing maps you can switch them but thats not a thing right now
my butter knife looks better i swear to god
the knife's taken straight out of valorant.
its actually horrible looking and yes i know
its a kitchen gun
well i know for sure i aint spendin one gold on allat
Ikr as val is ok but desert deagle is mid
fr the knife shouldn't cost over 1000 gold imo
what even is the skin on the deagle its straight up a child locked up in a mental asylum drawing
hello
can any of the devs respond to me this is misery at its finest
And it will surely be arcane or legendary skin 1000%
costing like 650+g
iswtg if its arcane
New knife is mid
how does one even get to a dev
this russian youtuber got early access for zone 7
On collection video it spins
the animation sucked
the visuals sucked
the skins sucked
everything sucked
XD
Why ping a dev?
the new gun is mildly okay
val is the only good thing this update 💀
cuz who to ping
trailer
why not
Update tomorrow 🔥
Yes and maybe a box (great question is if we are even getting one)
saturn
You sure bout that 
say turn 🗿
Yeah
@paper tangle
Wait
i dont understand the russian language, tell me what he is saying
For?
u a helper or not
Tomorrow at 3pm he will upload a video showing the season 7
3 pm where
This means the update tomorrow
I’m at work rn and I can’t ready every single message rn
I hope
Hm
u can’t help
does this game have bots?
I have sounds in my head
He is disappointed in the new skin designs
14 hours from now
How much have you all seen Abov3n in this day?
"MartiN" is spreading misinformation!!
Anyone down to hop on
Im not bruh
no worries then ❤️ different time zones
"MartiN" is spreading misinformation!!

He is a verifed youtuber
Thats a ytber and ppl copy his nick in game
6M subs
dont believe even your dad!
abov3n thats a russian youtuber, alot of people copy his name for idk what reason
Just tell me.
I know
Anyone down to hop on
are there bots in so2?
Beacuse they think its cool
No
no
only real players online?
Same as ppl using s1mple in cs
I have once seen a guy called Abov3n (fan)
Yes
cool
I see one or two everyday
i have seen that name today in so2
🤨
Yes but there are many stupid variations Abovin Aboten
Whats ur problem bro
oh my god anyways
the news skins are absolutely afwul
its not an argument, its a statement
many agree. the knife also aint exciting at all. the deagle skin looks like a child locked in an mental asylum painted it
abov3n
fr, need a new design asap
The work has already been done, theres no turning back
Bro spitting some hard fax ❗️💯💯
A man will die but not his ideas.
done or not, doesnt mean its good
this goes hard.
Happens
Yeah ig, but this helper that u pinged cant do shi
happy nation
anyways @paper tangle thats it, screenshot it or whatever, send it to a dev, at the end of a day
ur a helper!
What he can do man,what u expect him to do
livin in a happy nation!
💀
i told u, im not expecting anything from a helper
Im not expecting from him anything, he is just a helper here on discord
he is not a developer
he's meant to moderate the chat and help new members...
not help the devs...
Fair point, just leave your feedback at the Support Team so that the devs can see it. Even though the art is already set and ready to go for the next update.
but he has somewhat of a direct message acces to devs
@paper tangle is this information real?
Kobe Jackson
Ofc it is💀
@paper tangle check the dm possibly
It’s not true.
see? it's not.
how do i acces the support team, and hence is it a pointless thing, will the devs read it?
thanks for the clarification.
liers!
I don’t have direct access to the Developers DMs
Dont trust everything u see
liers!
I would get fired if I do.
shut up scammer!
and name of the knife is bad.
what is it?
it was an assumption that he has direct message acces, not a statement
Bro whats ur problem💀
What even is the name of knife
knifw.
@paper tangle support team, how to acces
Baby shark
some people call it sting knife idk
They’ll still read it regardless if it’s pointless or not. Send feedback here l.
it aint stingin shi
yo when will the update drop??
we don't know.
thanks for helping
Tmrrw
80% sure its tmrrw
ban!!!!!
xd
ok.
Source:
why
zidane's shampoo
💀
The youtuber im talking about has direct messages with devs, he even has the new update downloaded, he doesnt share anything until its released for everyone
He has 6M subs
When will the pass prediction come?
this week 🗿
@lament stream
👉🏻👈🏻
One guy actually got into games codes and found out that the scripts said that season started yesterday
Huh
The update is already ready. But it takes time until Playstore and Appstore approves the update
I have major depression, depression, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, and neurosis. I'm on heavy anti-depressants, 800 milligrams of anti-depressants a day. I am a nervous person, I have Asperger syndrome. @rich crow
@lament stream
@cosmic garden
man.
check m.e.w.
So the update will be tomorrow
What is asperger syndrome
Im not sharing any misinformation
google it
Its true
Ok
Source?
Yeah
What’s the source of that information
@orchid basin
Hello bro
@orchid basin
One guy showed game codes of the new pass, want me to dm them or say it here?
@rich crow
Yo dm me them
Where can we see that
@rich crow we can talk in pm?
I'm schizophrenic, I can't silence the voices in my head. My head gives 50 different answers to every question. I have 50 personality. My original personality is worse than my 50 personality.
@ancient vale Wdym tomorrow what timezone you're talking about is it after 24hr?
The update is already ready. But it takes time until Playstore and Appstore approves the update
That video was a year ago
What am I supposed to get from that video? I don’t understand Russian.
In about 14 hours his video will be uploaded, this means that the update should be live tomorrow and idk the precise time when
I know, he puts this video on his live videos
Same
Can u just trust me?
Alr
Me too
I didn’t say I don’t trust you. I just couldn’t understand a word he said lol
Even if you’re right, anything could happen
It can get delayed. We don’t know.
The update is already ready. But it takes time until Playstore and Appstore approves the update
@orchid basin check ur dm
exactly if that’s true, we gotta wait for that
Appstore takes longer to approve
proof?
I knew it
For ios users we not getting it
I have the proof of lenght and price of the new pass
Im a dev, this happens
good.
Want me to dm?
no.
Ok.
The pass is 8 weeks
Okay
Yes it is gonna be 799 rubles
75 levels for free and 450 for payment
@brittle knoll if you're interested I just got access to gemini 1.5 Pro with 1 million token context length. Any prompt requests? It can remember and talk about full length movies and books that we upload with ease
🌌
Axlebolt weird for not letting us know when the updates are coming out
They want to "surprise" us
😭😭
Goodnight fellow stendoffians

🌌
Bro I've got exam in 4 hrs and I'm here waiting for S7
…
that is
dumb…
dont do this…
Lmao ikr , I'll just go study
Ain't no way s7 coming out today just study
How do I report players who are using their Smurf account to rank up?
That youtuber is going to test the new update tomorrow
So, since it’s a test, it might not come out tomorrow
Why would he test on the same day as the update @ancient vale
Standoff 2.
So2.
How do I report players who use Smurf accounts to boost their ranks?
I posted it in #📸│photos
So2.
So2.
So2.
miyufumi.
So2.
Yes? What is it?
So2.
that's amazing!
same!!
Just report it to the Support Team. Which is the button on the bottom right. https://help.standoff2.com/en
i can't say the same because i didn't quite like them, but i understand the feeling.
very excited!!!
Same 😂
hello guys
no.
Do I press report hacker?
Why not?
because.
Fair.
are you still at work?
what are the chances of getting the dual dagger harmony in the reward section when you finish a match
About 0
nah then how people get it xd
They got it in like first seasons
karambit gold
Yeah
is it fun!!!
damn!
Insane
you should take a break!
I wish
hmm...
Aza question
Do u know omniscient reader viewpoint?
More than good

It's amazing
is it a show?
No
I can’t even think properly rn
Manwha ofc
My head hurts and my legs are sore
maybe eat a snack!??!
I already ate food
I’m just mentally and physically tired
Yeah
do more
you'll get to rest soon...
In another 3 hours yeah
It’s fine
Heloooo
that's amazing.
yeah, that should do.
@ me if anything happens and if I don’t respond ping {ax}
If it was me here

Surely someone else would get banned by now
@frozen geyser
is he too good for us now or sum
😢
Wsp
yeah.
Huh
sorry.
Are the dots at the end objective?
!!!
Ok
Wasnt talking to u
h.
So u dont rlly have any rights to talk aight?
Are you goofy? All I said was okay
Still
Don't get it twisted.
i like your profile picture, it is very nice. @verbal imp
vro said don't get it twisted 😭
Brother said "vro". 😭
I like it as well
Only because the car in the pic
Are are your pronouns
what...
What
yeah...
hello.
hi!
why!!
cus idk…
go sleep…
6 pm...
pm what is pm
if i do, i'll wake up at 3 am...
I mean what*
mine?
she/her
she/her.
Good
female.
Not some weird one
(They/them)
nuh uh!
@cosmic garden
we are 50 guy in my head…
fire beat. 🔥
Nonono this
He has already made the video, and the editing part, so he uploads tomorrow, even if the video is already edited, he cant upload it today because he will spoil the new event, and since the update will be live for everyone tomorrow, he has permission from developers to upload the video tomorrow.
wait, i just realized.
why did that guy ask me what my pronouns are out of nowhere?
that's so wackkkk......
Skies
Sorry mam
what...

Huh?
come.
Hmm..
First of all who th test an update day before an update
I understand a week or even a month before
But a day???
axlebolt logic.
I hope I'm wrong
so the game can have more updates after the update 😄
This is the only time I would defend axlebolt
Big youtubers get the update a day before everyone, so they can upload the video and show all the new things that have been added as soon as the new update is released
axlebolt is NOT worth defending.
NEVER!
A day before because it takes time making and editing the video
It isnt
real.
But there's no shot they'd test a DAY before an update
they ( testers/YTS)
obv the devs tested before
At that point just release the buggy updated lmao
How that guy said it made it sound like they did
it's gonna be buggy regardless of how much it was tested!! (bad game).
They have been testing the new map and all the new things weeks before, and until now, they have been fixing bugs and errors, now the update is ready
I’m so lonely…
Probably why every map of theirs is 💩
same!
What I was going to say
are u girl ?
no.
But your pronounce are she/they
The gun glitch is still in the game since season 2
I can be girl for u…
Or whatever
my pronouns are he/him!!!
male.
boy!
True
Not so
fake.
huh?!?!?
Your a he/she
I’m shejustrynagofein
FE!N
FEIN
they slept on me ten timeeeees
im gonna touch u
😦
I love fent
fent…
i love!
fent..
I belive i can flyy.... i belive i can touch the sky
🛏️
🗣️ 🔥
if i sleep right now i'll wake up at 3 am!!
I think about it every night and day…
What could u at 3 am
Its already 3am here
Y'all not sleeping?
Cake do sound nice
hello
We not sleepin UPDATE tomorrow🪫🔋
my sister gave it to me.
Chocolate?
Oh dayun
snickers.
Wot
tho it's mostly chocolate...
Hmm
Snickers?
Not really but ig
i ate it without any utensils. 🤤
Caveman
:c
Eat like you're supposed to
i didn't use my hands though...
Then what did u use
my mouth.
Below 4 is complete trash 4-6 its good
reaaaaaal...
And I dont eat cake on a regular basis either
🤨
same.
Like once a blue moon type shi
i'm glad she gave me this one because i've never would've thought of buying one myself.
hello update today?
specially since i have to pay for my own food and exam guides...
no!!!
🤔
Exams huh
yeah...
Gl on that
14 hours
they forced me to pay for a guide i don't need because paperwork yada yada yada...
ok.. tnx
i even spotted some spelling mistakes in it which is hilarious...
Yes yes yes
i was doing my mom’s english uni exam and it was so bad
how do you think of “corea”
just wanna be youuurss.
insane.
ecstasy
Weed
uhhh...
I couldnt give her any shi fr
The fact she's trying is a huge w
Fent is a need not a want
what is fent!
….
Fentanyl
ohhhh... that.
fentanyl
i thought it was a rapper because wizy mentioned it.
Sorry mam for interrupting you, but your being a karen
fent.
I agree.
Using fent while on stand off
you don't even know eyja!!!
Ecstasy is heat too
Still agree u.
!!!
…!
❎

i would die.
All at once
I always want that…
How the datura got me geekin
Same
…
Defuse on standoff anybody?
not getting any of that soon.
kiss me…
Yes…
i hate that game!!
On my hot mouth
…
Id
U seen that prison guy?
im feeling romantical
I will listen songs…
true
Hahahaha
where did A7 go...
Check ur closet
@cosmic garden can I blow ur back out
@verbal imp
only clothes.
why…
Just cause
BACKshots, YEAH baby!
…
sorry.
Here
@lament stream

hiiiiii!!!!
okay…
Hiiiii
how are you doing in this fine day my brother!
uhh...
sorry for bothering.
i'll leave now.
Not bad just readin
How are you
i'm doing ok!
🤨
We gone play defuse right ?
wizy!
Read that again
Who else is lonely rn?
everyone.
pretty much everyone in here
And suicidal?
Maybe

Oh and guess what guys I finally finished therapy
Nothing changed
real.
I didn't even open up to my therapist
i dont think that
What dog
Ain't nobody got a rolls royce like me
The cog 
it really do be a cog.
I think it
..
Fent
hey…
WHAT
So are we playing or not gng
I’m bad…
why!
u said
.
uhh..
It was a joke
uhh
no…
Yes
I can explain myself
…
now it's all settled! you are a good person now!!
you are amazing!
….
s
Yk im not too good for this 
hi aza.
Hi Py
did they give you a break!!
(Is it fine I can call you that?)
aza
sort of
sure!
amazing!!
Alright thanks Py
Is it fine to ping you to say hi when you're on?
uhh...
Hi aza
me or aza?
Aza
oh...
Doesn’t matter but just don’t do it every single day like a specific someone
Why he is not replying me, I dont understand….
Hmmmm
:((…
Wonder who that could be 🤔
HUHHH....
Why u call me “specific”…
is it me? if it's me sorry, if it's not me, sorry for assuming it was me...
It’s not you
great!!
I know who’s….
who is it!!
…
What's a good charm for octopus
none.
Besides the shark one
octopus charm.
octopus sucks.
Hmm
Bad opinion defected, account blocked.
:((
I want that Blue Ringed Octopus
sorry...
;(((
yk the one from Australia
Never ever will I change on my 🥷 whatever weather ima make it rain in this business
the extremely venomous one?
would make a nice pet!
🐙 🔄
Chris hemsworth?
Yeah
it do be cute...
who is that!!

Guorewqssxcvnlpi
it is Thor…
u dont know Thor?
Yes…
Yes.
OHHH....






