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quickest way is probably the weekly "3v3 allies mode" you get 500-1000 xp for winning 3 rounds
🦥
@paper tangle
Gnn
Do you know when the update is
Probably today or not
Oh
True
@humble tiger check dms
Lol
imma finally reach diamond this year so im happy ig
When is new season? Tmrw?
it is unknown.
Ok
whats thew new gun
When the New update release?
it is unknown.
dark souls character
It might come today
Idk , a YouTuber said it will come today
theyre just guessing
be patient at least
I think update coming on 12.3.2025
😂😂
this week most probably
Sad
Where is new update come out?
sad turan 
maybe you guys should stop believing 12 year old romanian youtubers
Its unknown...
Too much sad
in a day
Anyone want to play competitive with me in indian/singapore server
please let there be an update today 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yo is there still any Bulgarians playing standoff 2 out there?
When is the standoff update?
I really miss revival and Sakura updates. They were hands down the good ones.
I saw a tatoo on a caracter from outcast the date 16.03.2024 could this be the release date?
I also give my opinion
Ohh thats hidden information
many people say that it would come this week, but I don't know what to say, we are all waiting for the update with impatience
wsgg
Fr
Do u got any screenshot of it?? @cosmic hinge
imma get silver next yr right after medal drop fr
imma grind the game
What trailer?
Why? Is that crime? I didn't know that 🤔
Oh
depends
You wanna continue explaining?
i think u can
yes.
Okay. Thanks


I will add the picture to the picture channel
i add the picture
it says 316 on the tattoo
it could mean that 3 is month 16, the day and year are known
it would be great if it came this week on Saturday morning so we could all have the update
I don't think for sure that it would come so quickly, but anyway they are working hard on the update
I totally agree with that
I will look for information in outcasts
I saw that Adam and Caesar were reading a book, The Roman Empire
could this also be a clue to the Empire box?
to add new gloves?
Yeah they are adding new gloves

@cosmic hinge can u dm?
Nice
??
Bruh i got 95 hour ban from competitive
So2 is too serious
Is their is anyway we can reduce it
That's too low.. And Almost 600hr ban for quitting matches
stop kicking and leaving too much
what season are you playing from?
Ok
Season 8 in September
Hello guys
Hi
Still no update 
Rumors says it's 3.16
What?
March 16th
Bruh
Hi everyone someone have maybe knowledge when is new season
No one does except devs
Sadge
next week
Standoff 2.
if I am correct about the tattoo that is the date, it would be great
I don't think even devs know haha ...
They can be high af

Gen1
I will Mew untill new update
I am mewing rn
Month 12?
Lol
Next year
Next century
They definitely are high when they make skins for guns
Too many skins
Some common skins look better than arcanes
The ak skin 
Obviously russian always drink vodka
Ak necro looks much much better than scylla and still scylla is more expensive
Ya some uncomman m4 skin looks exactly like arcane skin
Example
M4 Lizard
Lizard is goooood
One uncommon m4 skin i don't know name but looks amazing
Ain't m4 lizard legendary
Yo
Sup
Sup
Yes i think
Anyway M4 tiger>>>> all the skins
How are you mate
Huhh?
So2 moment
I’m fine dude, hru?
Why Russians don't know English a little bit?
Just goin through life
Idk
yes
Same i like M4 dragon glass
I have stattrack golden skull stickers on it

I hope they don't bring medals in trade.. I will quit so2 that day
Update come fast please I need to buy knife skin
W choice
I'm still waiting when they gonna remove
Fable cases
Fable arcane prices lol
Facts they soo cheap
More than thousands of arcane
I mean it's the oldest one rn
And fable cases are opened soo much
Their prices gone low and low
Will they bring any skin again?
Lol
I have it
How are my friends soo dumb 
Take the moni out
I think we guys getting mad because of waiting for update Standoff give update fast
He has lakhs in the account
Ok i will buy gold 😈
Real
Yesh 💯💯
Is tourn rn
Wat did i miss
Bro i am skipping study for past 2 weeks
Balls
You better study then rather then waiting for a update in game
🗿
Fax
@ripe bronze @solar pecan now atleast give update
Bro as f2p update gives so much gold
True toh
Real?
If i miss i lose all gains
Still studies is more important
Yeah
Yeah i estimated to make 900g profit this update
Last update I made around 5k profit

Wanna know how
How?
I just got the legendry skins crafted it for akr arcane one
And sold them each for 300g profit
I will do it this time
Tf you doin here
First check the prices
Dancing
In Revenge right?
Which is the best knife to buy rn
You got banned on ducki server?
Nay update aa gya ?
I know that
Yeah
Lol
karambit gold.
No
How to increase luck so i get arcane from pass
I didn't had much gold that time i still made 50-60 g in crafting
I was new
Huge W


Sell all skin now then reinvest in market crash
Earn profit
Lol
Gamble in crafting
Ahh yes gambling
💀 What u mean bro
So2 moment
Crafting is literally gambling lol
But in new case its safe
Maybe someone wants to play?
Case opening is too
Lol
Fax
Nah not a scam
U get sh1t in case
Got a knife?
Lol
Got butterfly legacy
No
Wtf
its not gambling it is not scam, it is win!
Wow
And M4 samurai stat

it is life!

And fs venom non st and some legendary skins
Cases are pooop
Sticker pack also good
Oh
Nah that ain't at all
And graffiti they soo bad
I thought Standoff 2 give some 18+ stickers but Lol
Anime stickers are 18+
I wish
So2 should release stattrack graffiti more gambling on graffiti packs 🔥🔥🔥🔥
You mean stat track knife
Stattrack graffiti wdym?
They ugly but cool for knife like rust ,
Idk the devs gonna figure that out
Yesh
They should make a default stattrack knife 😳😳
Yeah
Ye
More money 🤑
So2 will be rich after this
U guys just saying standoff 2 to copy CSGO
It already copied enough
I mean it's already is
Dust 2 map i miss it
he is a cheater i think
Standoff 2 can't copy how ban hackers like CSGO
Dunno
I mean not all copy are the best
Lol
03.16
4:57
5:00
2 min difference where you live?
India
State 
316 numbers on Caesar's arm
Tattoo
4:59 now time
Dayum
Yeah it's same then
Maybe 03.16There will be an update
No
what
Up
We close lmao
take a look at this smart guy
bruh nahh💀
@terse hemlock how many guns you guys have in the house?
How much u think?
Fr no guns in my house
Dayum not a great news
I'm bihari and Bengali i can do black magic and labourer
💯
Why Everyone thinks I am from Up I have guns not registered
Anyone 1v1 awp only?
I mean it's is true that many peeps in up have guns not registered (uhm uhm my father's friend)
Facts
Beginners nor for experts lmao
I moved to chattisgarh
Anyone wanna 1v1 or allies?
I miss the gutka stains in random places
One up guy can destroy American professional shooter
Facts
One of my grandfather's friend has a shotgun not registered
And he was working in civil court
Normal
Bro btw we have crane guy
Crane or JCB?
Bro we are in Russian server btw
Who cares
Lol
Ya
So what's your age?
Not want to reveal
Btw y'all have dav over your place (school)
Very good
I need to sleep or my drunk texting gonna get me banned
Lol
I drank some cough syrup
🤣
Didn't knew it contained 11% alcohol
Lol
Lol
Bihari's are wild tbh
Yup
Real
Hah I didn't choose both
what about state PSEs
Look at me now living in a different state alone
What i throught u crack UPSE
Nah I'm a chartered accountant
W
Or be a criminal
Yup
Idk why I choose being a ca
I earn good but
Living alone
Should have join family business
And Playing Standoff 2
Actually I don't play so2
I just like talking here
I used to play
U just come to talk Russians 🤣
I wanna know that why peeps judge you when you join family business
@tulip elbow how old r u btw
Facts
25
If it's a long question i aitn answering that
Lol
I'm 21 myself
Nice
Imma brb (papa ka call)
Oh well looks like I have to go to Bihar again
My grandfather had a heart attack 2 hours ago
Bro
i don’t think it’s frowned upon unless your dad is the owner of amazon or something and you get a high paying position for nothing
without qualifications
Real
Real
jeff bezos
I mean if you can do it and grow the business
Then join it
But if you can't then it's a problem
@tulip elbow bro u can go to Shark tank
Peeps here judge real hard if you join family business like who tf gonna do that business?
what invention does he make
For what ☠️
everyone hating on nepotism but if it was them they would do it too
For business
Exactly
Nah I'm good
they just mad their dad isnt jeff bezos
Facts
They either have a job or smt
I will just let my brother handle the business
so2?
you have billion money man
guys im lookin votes (Kunai, jk, fang or stiletto?)
Not billion but millions
jkommando.
a lot
Let's forget so2 update and focus on business
Fang
Kunai or fang @tulip elbow
Facts
Fang for me
My favourite is kunai fang and kukri

Lol
Is selling accounts against the ToS?
remove poll
did you read it
ZOMBIE
yeah.
Anyways we are at business
Not too proud to admit but I did buy one account a few years prior
Didn't know it was
damn..
whats your id
Got scammed out of 35€ and the bro even took all the skins off the account
💀
Uhm yeah buisness
@cosmic garden buy fang or kunai if you want one of these three
Skill issue
Frfr
But
You have no pc
i do
There is a clear difference
lol
why not play cs or something
Woth?
thats why it’s against the tos in most games
cs bad
Nah I stopped playing SO2 long ago
I have karambit and butterfly I wanna one more
W choice tbh
uhh overwatch
Which one is good
I play bh, osu, gd, lol and cs
💀
Frfr
Overwatch is dogwater
Guys just play Minecraft easy
@terse hemlock imagine if SO2 had customizable characters
I said it earlier
It will come out after gta VI
@cosmic garden fang is better “karambit” on animation
Karambit is classic
I think this update my grand sons Play
Facts
if the game survive until then
Imagine they drop it rn and we be saying this
Bro Standoff 2 become no 1 game in 2080 what u saying
Give this guy ban man who. Selling
Game have option to sell ?
Make the clan Standoff 2 no 1 clan
ok maybe cs not that bad

Maturity is when when u realise no game is bad and standoff 2 is no 1 game
this is
Or you realise that not every game is made for you

@terse hemlock the same
Is the update gonna launch on both android and ios at the same time or first android and iOS later
I think Android first then iOS
i think on android and ios at the same time
But iOS take time
L iOS fr
How was the last update?
W Android
Facts
i mean a few years a go , the ios users sed to wait like maybe a week or something la that for the update
Guys i need player for my clan
new its just a few hours or maybe 1 day
Ok
Ești edy ala din snty?
Yeah I remember that
I used to flex that on peeps with iOS
yes , speak english 🙂
Blud cracked the code
Lol
The update will not come today
But u can't crack UPSE
Then when
probably towards the end of this week
Earlier

Ugh, ok
Where
Aur amam
I'm so bad at this game like no cap
Confirm tha na?
Improve or quit
Like, why is the enemy just moving yet can always headshot
(i know he's not cheater)
Skill issue
what im saying
Real
Again same dialogue
I think this update my grand sons Play
Skill issue
Yh
Nah
Better motivate to do smt else
Like in real
at the moment the game is not that skillful , i mean see everywhere people making run n gun and jumping and still making kills , meanwhile i shooted 6 times in the head and i still die
Bro is sad bro need to crack UPSE
need more money to keep up with nitro and wanna gamble i need it so bad
Oh my
Run and gun show in ur screen

Most of the time
and lets not even talk about the m60 players who camp in a corner in tdm

Hmm?
Real but fun fact upse payment is very low
Play 1v1 with friends and see the recording when they see u they instantly Crouch and fire but in ur phone it shows ur friend is running
Oh!!!
That's why
I mean that's another level campers
Blud has the balls
I thought they were just running and not doing anything
Don't tag him.
yeap
Ok sir
In some cases rng is mostly on luck
So the update is on 16?
Blud just appeared dayum
probably
Nah 32 June
rng IS luck.
Still gold!
Yup
2
real
Not the kinemaster logo
🚮
In this game rng is luck
so pro
Woah
it stands for "Random Number Generator" or smth like that.
i am just curious to see what they balanced the weapons this season

kinemaster logo go hard ngl
i will like to see ump back :))
Aman
Look who's talking
Ig pe
Factsss
Real ump now worse than glock
25 bullets trash recoil
Uhm g22🤓👆
Joke
i only thing that i don't to see is the scoped weapons meta like akr12 , m16
ion even play so2 that much rn js grinding on codm
Maybe
Codm is sht
Memories
Standoff 2 need Desi katta weapon
Just maybe
Is your ping bad?
I played tdm
For t Side
Or your device lags
And it's gross
Yes at some servers
Especially Singapore
which game
Very true
Codm
dude just play ranked wdym???
Yeah it's ping issue then
It sucks

But hongkong lots of cheaters,
They can kill u while on the spawn point without even starting the match using the bomb like the planting c4 bomb
well thats because theyre losers

skill issue
Bruh
almost said ironic
Imagine they that bad that they need to use hacks
The gameplay sucks
yeah and they need it to get out of gold :)))
yeah idk man
And not smooth then so2
Any 2 finger player here btw
then they reach elite before getting banned :/
yeah
cod is pretty good. My problem is anyone can reach legendary if they just grind. Not much of a skill ceiling
Lmao
Real
Who plays 2 finger
damn
Me
Me
Me
2 fingers and gyro ?
God dayumm
Only scope
so your telling me ppl are looking in this chat but not typing?
ok
Bruh he won 10 first match and got elite
It's not hard if u win the 1st 10 matches
huh
Season 1 things
Vc aa
Me?
ya
I have kinda good looking wanna see
sure
Skin*

Isn't it craze that I literally forgot to type the main part of the text
Ez trick for crack UPSE got heartbroken by girl @tulip elbow
Real
But to get it you need that motivation
You need a girl.
Real
How da skin?
nah she can be replaced with autism
U sure can
Real
You can't.
Lol
and everything is going to be 1.25× speed
Guys have you ever destroyed a phone or laptop?
Yes

It feels soo good
Yes
Nah
does 3 phones count?
Guilt trip after that
nope
I just found out that my brother destroyed my old laptop
And i scolded the s Outta him
yas + a fridge
Update hype getting dead day by day
deserved (and real)
Because I wanted to destroy it

there was never any hype
Real
Real
Update alredy come in multiverse
Don't think soo

Need vehicle which travel light of Speed
maybe you found oil?
Hahah
Yeah I applied oil in my hair
Yes
2 phone!
I can send u photo!
rookie numbers
Yk I once raged and literally destroyed my samsung s6
I destroyed my samsung s7 or smth I forgot
Don't need em
it was good phone 😭
S7 mentioned
Skill issue
Rahh wtf is a good battery
2018 bro ///
Not saying about battery life
The battery literally exploded
Any recommendation, which ipad pro is good?
I'm so ashamed
any
Blud got his role back
ipad
Wym
I will get master role

Nothing
I’m champ rn!
I had elite role but I ded
I used someone's screenshot
she got 5 master
I was gold yst
☠️☠️
☠️
It worked xD
☠️
Nah I'm joking
Maybe I should try again to get master role
@rich crow Omg
They verify the account too 
They just not give you the role straight away
any above or 4th gen 11inch
Hi guys new promo codes?
Yes
No.
th4r31sn0pr0m0
SO2Z70U
Yesnt
Ahh yes classic
@steady canopy ye bhen dekh jata ha
Buwahahah
guys u wanna see my random nicks
Lmao
Kya ?
Nothing
Yo
Nobody understand here broo
His submission was valid. It's bait.
i think UFCS2PROMO still works
Bro how tf there's soo many Indian peeps just spawned
Hm
Yo can I get master or elite role if I do it with my 2nd account?
Population
ban for bait.
Real
Sorry guys , but me having skill issuye is still another problem
bro bouta cheat or get cheater boosted😭
Skill issue
das crazy
i also have it
One message removed from a suspended account.

issuye
Nah who tf will do that tbh
Yh
Understandable
have a good day ✌️
1.11 kd not bad right?
in the car
its bad bro I have 0.98
Hi y'all
My kd 0.83
When the new update???
Understandable, have a good day ✌️ 🚗
Kd doesn’t mean shi
Nah getting master or elite in new acc is very easy
yes he is right guys
i saw 0.80 kda man w 26 kill
depends on the enemy rank
moral support is enough
Lol
Yeah
I tried it, but only until gold 1
I when my friend tried
???
type shi
35k kills 0.83
Comp?
Normal
bruu im supporting your statement
Oh
🦛
i know. 😭
2+2 = 5
But from 2017 i don't know kd at all that Time
Exel pro
i’m 6 months old btw
I'm -3
you pro bro
3+3=-a9
😳😳😳
Bye guys
wym worth
I have 2.03 in normal and comp 1.11 smth
Bai
You buying update or smt?
Ahhaha someone failed
BRUH
i was too slow to join 😭
☠️☠️
stop looking at the chat
when does the update come out?
Imagine you joined
Soon
when i suicide
its true
miyufumi pro
I know right
Me not pro 💯
yk
(i don't play)
Identity as a bronze
bronze to master
I'm bronze
cap
why am i lagging so hard rn in comp cant even get in the game
🤷♂️
because they are updating the game?
🧐
Again
no i missed it again 😔
My to
Sucks to suck actually
needed reaction time of .52 milliseconds
no dude my wifi is the problem rn
it keeps doing this at random times
but my reaction time is .53
doesnt happen regulary
Just get better wifi tbh
😔
alright bro
Bro u wifi is bugging

Or just contact the service provider
he stares into your soul

@sour star
huh.
U said Athena not soft bro
enjoy 30 hours timeout
who said to me noob or smth w cheat

Lmao
this game is full of cheats
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
“we are all legit bohohoh”
where 🧐. i want to report it
nice 
think im stuck with the username thug_shak3r
Skill issue
first time seeing you in my 3 years on this server
alright aniketd_xd
🦥
Thanks mate it's my real name

didn't know you were Indian hmmmm

Mine?
yes
Me Mewing rn
Imma go eat something im hungry
wazap
I’m 1671 mmr





