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yup, short livetime
U will no longer need to eat anything anymore, ever again
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Oh how simple our world is! Calories in calories out!
Vitamins? Minerals? a scam
Diabetes? Genetics
probably coused by stomach cancer
Mental disorder? Skill issue
@brittle knollπ€«
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georgia??
Who?
you.
Anyone got a clan I can join Iβm good trust (
i have skill issue but not always do anyone wants to boost me?
When will be update
when you will stop asking probably
i meant in game not dc xD
XD
What's the point are you even enjoying the game if it's just about a rank
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There's not much else to it
casual > ranked.
U can't sell skins and get steam-like money
reason: you can troll on casual without any consequences.
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Jumped into this game first time because it wasn't pay to win
And same as cs
Well that's what I thought about cs too at least βοΈπ
Because they are. So much bad
Now in cs it's pay to get custom hardware to cheat undetectably, make skins theen sell them on third party for money, get banned, but not soon, then just buy another prime acc from some black market
@unreal sluice
Poop
And repeat the cycle
to be real some energy drinks make me want throw up but some taste good
would you be able to take down a boar in a fist fight?
And even the skins being sold on third party still stay in steam
And steam - owned by valve
Ofc not. I canβt even take on a person
Woop
fair enough.
what if you were under the effects of caffeine though?
I rather run away then fight
Still not
damn...
Wdym?
ignore him, he's rambling about videogames.
@lament stream no matter what I canβt even beat a person in a fight.
Iβm rlly weak
what about a child?
Idk, I donβt wanna hurt anyone
no, an hypothetical child.
You just like talking to rosie more (because girl pfp)
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i think rosie is pick me girl
might be
i'm a guy btw.
you all are pick me-s
Ni||ce car
(purposeful misspelled spoiler)
polish car.
no one cares
yet you cared enough to reply!
polish remover: π©πͺ
now i am no β οΈ
they left their polish removing buildings behind, now we have them in poland
very sad.
germans called them showers
why would they do that.
idk now they saying its polish polish removers buildings and that polish removed polish und judes
What if there was a child who beats you up then your family
my language is not languaging
alr got bored.
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i'm out.
nah more like beats her family first and ther her
You very intellectualling
Then the dog
And damages house
And steals manga collection
(the worst)
and dogs friend and family
any news abt update
Yes
Check here
Oh wait, empty
Ok ngl, that last one is almost 1 year old, is there even a point to this channel anymore
Or is that just how long the season lasted, I'm kinda out of the loop
Time to eat more wheat flakes ig
is the update out yet?
no
aight
zone 7 is in season 7 but what about season 8?
dune 8
i have a new map idea (lurk)
You mean Lund?
i have a new map idea (turk πΉπ· ).
u are turk
I'm edging
To so2
my name's literally in my profile though...
No
i disagree
your name is Kemal!
is your name Claire?
yes
Dang
yeah.
Tavukdak
it is girl name right
lol
apparently not.
it 100% is
das crazy
are you girl james
bro just got himself a gf like that
no?π
Hmhm
I mean sis
I mean since Tylor swift
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this chat is crazy.
if u wasnt here it wouldnt
I have 2 gf guys!
how come?
cuz u said ur name was claire
bro u single af
stop spreading FAKE news
Nonononoo
Bro just knows about him
u are Lier
Wallhacker
thats true
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im just not boylover
Iβm not boy
man's really claiming 2 dudes as his gfs...
I have Asperger pls be nice
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i mean ur name kinda feminine mate
u are %100 girl shut up
"shut up" π€¬π‘π€
Wait... Don't you both have anime girl pfps??? π€―π²
i didn't choose it, plus it used to be a male name a couple hundred years ago...
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i love women
same.
bro what
I love men
Skinwalker behavior fr
i like 02
Possession
james
Of the woman's body
james
same.
Like how does that even work
James
what
wsg man
say fast cuz imma sleep
That would count as impersonation
nothing much just goin to sleep mate
why u sleeping
anyways gn
By using masks (but that still doesn't really work)
busy tmrw
guys.
u are always busy
guys.
guys
did you know.
.
!!!!
shut up
Wdk
this century
wdk
dw
itll come this century
we donβt know!
in 12 minutes.
goodnight james!
sorry, Mr. Menace!
gn man
what...
LMAO
yes.
it is my girl man go away !
Muscles
Gooo!
disturbing.
ok go!
@sour star
Yea ngl even as a man these jokes are horrendous
@sour star
GRRRπ‘
Bro
nah
hi.
I'm not blind and not naive either
stop ping them plz
Hi!
u can literally turn off reply ping
I can
if y wanna date w me ill off that
thanks
myself
thatβs my boy
shut up girl!
did you know.

I didnt.
hi!
Yellow nerd emoji dark skin hand
i do know.
what do u know
Dawg what
idk...
yes!
π£οΈπ₯βοΈ
cekc!!
What?
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@paper tangle how'd you spend your rest day
hi changba!!!
Since when is this convo about me being ok? π
@paper tangle Are you happy w Joker08lβs World?
You joined it
You switched goal posts
So you're technically in it
You just have no arguments
Nothing to talk about
In conclusion
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Get a better hobby
Chicken butt
And gals!!!!,.
Keep eating
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can i eat!
sure.
Yes
w u ?
Add more sugar
then Ill eat u ?
uhh...
axle bolt is edging us
and u will eat smth
@paper tangle bruh I'm losing my sanity

Help me
who wouldnt
Sus tavuk
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aza.
π
aza.
Someone failed !
playing games with friends
py
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did you know!!
Joker08lβs World!
he did
!!!!
!!
2023

Wizzy join date 11 march 2024
W!
Slide me 2k if u win
yakuza? amazing!
W Mans right there lads
nah st is good.
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true.
I made pheonix after 100 years
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Phoenic!
I made pheonic after 100 years.
Phoenics
I pay 20Β£ for 1k anyways so W
Iβm Ranger!
Yes
New knifes are coming up right? Does the price of other knife decline?
Look at role
go 1v1.
I am legend
no!
I canβt vs w my girlfriend!
sorry... :<
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Really?
I just bought kukri knife,i dont rlly have money to spend on game sadge
i'm not!!!
u are!
Yh
i'm just a boy!
-35 bcs of then
a male!
your name is claire
not suitable for gf!
You are girl!
no!
His name was die
Hey does the knife price Decrease after the update?
From the potential words of wizzy - "even better"
yes
even better!
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Tavuk
it is civciv!
not yet
J
Damn man u richh
Nice leg
what...
Thanks
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J J
For me it does,and im poor anyway ππ
exploit regional pricing
i spend my money on another game... π΅βπ«
Climbing up
my typa move
Iβm going to be champ!
@brittle knoll since you're in europe, have you ever played against cs pros in community deathmatches?
i'm going to be real in 12 seconds!
Like casual, comp or faceit?
Or
yes
anywhere. Ever played against actual t1 pros?
u going to be my gf
a couple racks should be enough.
because the market will crash once the items are out.
more than enough!
Team one?
Give me 1120
:sauropod_fried_shrimp:
Sorry 1118.62
I barely touched comp
i mean, it's gonna be at least 3 months 'til it happens.
Let alone playing against select teams
I dont think too
m9's rarely drop ngl...
tier 1 like the highest level of tournaments. I guess you don't follow the pro scene
That aint for me I never signed up for that
will they ever bring back arcade?
only digital burst iirc...
Never signed up for that when I started
no, arcade is now free-for-all.
it wonβt
So yea
Which charm worth buying at 40g?? Suggestions??
awm treasure hunter
wait there's ffa?π
i mean, as long as you enjoy it, it's fine!
i didn't realize
yeah.
The National FFA Organization, often referred to simply as FFA, is an American non-profit career and technical student organization, which offers middle and high school classes that promote and support agricultural education.
Just for the same old experience
for how much
Damn
Lmaoo what
85k?
I got m4a4 patter 123,ig u would like
I got m4a1 serpent 123 if u want
What time is it?
I can put it for any price u want
137
I would like to buy bubblegum one
Cheapest is 60 atm
290
Smth like dat
I can put it for 380
If u would like to help out
Alr
Rlly
Ye come dm
Can i see ur inventory pls
Lmao
Accurate portrayal of update seeker
Self aware irony
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selling bill for 50 full eggnog step after payment
No one knows when it comes out
austria!!!
today!!!
that's peru...
Did they remove fable case
Literally no energy
no.
When will they remove fable case
amazing.
there's no information regarding that.
No sense of humor
How it looks like:
I expected at least for u to do a π€«π§ββοΈ but nah
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damn, did it go up?
i remember it being 9k...
i mean, it's not that big of a deal.
close enough.
either way, very w.
im looking for clan
No one knows it comes out when they feel like it plus it used to come out as soon as they drop the yt video but this time they are taking a while
gold3 but i have good gameplay if u want to see me come comp
nah I dont have clan
you're a W
i'm not...
You can join us
w stands for woman
i'm not a girl...
so true bestie...
too true
I have a m9 universe what is it worth?
u dont know its price and u have it
Na I got it on this game along time ago and was wondering what it is worth usd
Not surprising
I just was wondering what I could get for it I donβt play mobile games
well, you can't sell it for real money.
Anyone tryna play allies
Nope
at least not in this server...
Whys that
1 It's a waste of time
2 you'll get fd over by some smurf on a silver account trying to boost his main
This is tru
3 hackers
Hlo
Bro updateeeeeeeew
no update!
Yo
:(
what the heeeeeell!!!
idk.
Answer is no
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ethically? no, legally? yes.
100% ethical imo
agreed.
Made $200 so far
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In a year you'll see me on TikTok saying buy my course flexing a Lamborghini

What if tiktok get ban?
insomnia
nvm
consider meditation
Does someone knows when the update will be out?
likely today
Hope so
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old province is way better than the new one imo
+1
Just cancel the subscription
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doubt
It always will be.
I will drink bleach if the update releases, I'm not lying
Send vid
Bro only if update releases
I hope they delay it so yall have to wait for another week
Aight
I hope it doesn't come out
Before gta VI
Heloooo
Sup
Nth much, wbu?
Doin good
Nice nice
Gonna have to go in the office in like 10 mins
Thanks mate
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I hope u die single
Updateeeee
When is the new update expected to come out?
Next year maybe
I hope u slip down the stairs and break your neck
It's close
Still better then dying single
Thx, bro
Literally not but okay
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Some people ig
???
oughh
looking for asia clan
Umm yeah very active chat
its like 5:37am
I just lose because enemy is cheater and it said cheater take apart of it but my Mmr still minus can anybody explain?
Different time zone exists
right
the results tab may still show the mmr deduction but it should have been added back to your account after they canceled the match results
Alr thx
I've opened up the game several times with a rank higher than what I had the previous day
Does the donate gold thing on the s02 website work?
Sunstrike bgm gonna be immensely missed
What option is that
Hi
Hello
you mean buying gold on someone else's account by typing their id?
Is that possible? Offical website?
How are you guys doing?
Yes
Fine
yeah but its all Russian Federation payments
It's not donating gold bruv
Just give them a gift card or smt they will buy on their own
If you want to buy for others
U can get so2 gift cards?
Just get the play store or app store gift card 
Lmao
Yes lemme do now bye ty again
When does the new season start?
Aight bro
Hello,
If you'd like to know when the new update will be released, please click on the following link: When Will the New Update Be Released?
Additionally, you can visit our main site to get more information about Standoff 2 or to request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base
If you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We're happy to help.
Let me know if you need anything else.
Now you're online
When there were 2-3 peeps saying racists thing and etc etc everyone was just offline
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would be a bad idea
since this is a big update, there will be a lot of people online causing the server to lag
I know
Does standoff 2 have 2ticks servers?
156tick
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Standoff 2 don't give update in mid tournament
they could if their server dont just crumbles
or because the update has weapon balancing which could affect their performance and plans
reasonable
Fr?

they announced it before
ooo the first major after switching to mobile-only
are the top teams still at the top after switching to mobile?
I don't think so
it's only been like 2 months after switching to mobile. This can't be the second major on mobile
I love to see how players play in mobile 
Hi guys
165
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@terse hemlock hi
Today update will come
supposively
when will the new update be?
Yeeeeeees
"Okay, I tell you, you really want to know that uhh the the Brazilian's major in the 12 of the March and uhhh right now I have uhhh I have 11th of the March and that means tomorrow you can see the new update."
-Priceless
tbh that makes no sense
rip

Priceless English is 
But more importantly he didn't give any evidence for the release date
Someone just say the update will be drop in 16 march
until they have proof no one knows
Bro trust Priceless
And you see
Update will come today
He talk with developers and he know
No one knows when update come 
its 16 march
everyone is saying that
Yea
its a good theory but the problem with mobile games is that once the update is submitted it has to be reviewed for malware ect which can take 2-4 days
Emmm maybe, i don't really know bout that
I know that it is true for Apple, I don't know about Google
Lol everyone saying everyone saying same from 1 week
exactly
it's mass cope
Some kids believe any Youtubers blindly
I'm tired of playing with high ping here in UAE they made servers for India but not middle east
Lol
India is love of Russia xd
Hi
Are you sure the high ping is not from your end? There is a lot of network infrastucture between UAE and India.
He knows, he is speculating that it is an easter egg

Hi guys
ok then his age is 39, does that make the release date september 3?
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yall reaching fr
amazing rebuttle
When the update is coming
Never
So2
yesterday
Csgo
@fringe phoenix ok
lmfao
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he was sentenced for 18 years in prison, so it is coming out after 18 years

lol
English
sorry man
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actually hes my friend so i was just saying something to him
Nah bro because the least nearby server shows singapore from here and still never comes less than 130 and playing against 30 or 15 ping ..you can imagine how i feel
it's alright so long as it's not repeated


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azathoth reading this message be like: :raisedbrow_3d:
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this looks more like norton
he's money hungry mercenary
and sold his kidney for robux
shutup


Bro how is your rank showing after your name

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Thanku bro 
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iβve been legend last 6 seasons
too easy game
make it harder!
iβm boosted
bro how r u silver
game is way too easy for that

silver is like clueless no aim bot
aim boy*
clueless no aim boy
mb gangster
u canβt blame it on ur teammates
in silver lobbies
1v5 against silvers too easy
ok back to the norton topic
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what if i don't say yes? π€
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getting better doesn't make the game any more fun
you just get bored more easily
and start making yt videos and beg for like and subs

posting in the other channel is enough
you didn't have to link it here

unless it is a groundbreaking video where you discover a cure for terminal disease or smth
Hi
hello π
omg the real norton %100
i have a groundbreaking news
Can I ask where to recharge?
What is it
I get banned from servers by saying the f bombπ£π₯
Like perma ban
How can I share my fanart?
guys how do u get the ranked medal, and what does ranked shield do?
By being in a rank
After the season ends you get the medal and shield
A shield is just a sticker that you can take off again and put on other weapons
ohh, how come i get none last season even tho i finish in silvers in both rank
You sure?
yea i only got the charms
The new season will end after the new update
You want to have the medal with the year on it?
.
Any pro players tryna queue up for some ranks ?
Like 2023 medal
Thanks norton
you have to keep your message open
yeah like the medals u get from bp
Those medal which have years like 2023 or 2022 on it
You get em by playing
ohh so i gotta spend more hours on comps? gotcha
yes. don't forget to keep your "allow dm from server" enabled or you wont receive the message from the so2 bot

Open so2 at the home screen there will be you level written you click on that and it will open up a option and go the medals option
You can see the progress if yours
Wait imma download so2 to show you
thanks again have a good day
Nah you get it anyway it doesn't matter if it's comp or allies you get just by playing and getting xp
Why u delete
Because I don't have much time to play
Hi
Oh
must be a fun game
its an old game
I want butterfly knife π
it was on sale on steam for 10 USD
But me no have golds
