💬│english-chat

[elfin ore]

Tablet or phone ?

[cunning ether]

done

[ancient vale]

Decoy on this season confirmed

||by me||

[stray pagoda]

I need stretch res anyone know how to do it?

[ancient vale]

Yes

[stray pagoda]

How

[ancient vale]

After u open game go on the "close all apps" section, tap on standoff 2 icon, and tap open in split screen

[stray pagoda]

Let me try

Works on all phone?

[ancient vale]

Not sure, it works on a54 and S10+

[winter saddle]

What level can you go up to in the game????

200?

[ancient vale]

600

[winter saddle]

Woahhh

[ancient vale]

Im 554

[winter saddle]

Wow, that’s crazy I’m only level 80😂

[stray pagoda]

I dont see the split screen mode

[rich crow]

I think u need Real friends damn

[rich crow]

Hold the icon

What phone you using?

[stray pagoda]

Poco c65

[ancient vale]

U fr believe that?

[ancient vale]

How can i send screenshots...

Wait

[stray pagoda]

Dms ig

[ancient vale]

@stray pagoda

#📸│photos

[rich crow]

I mean Yeah i saw many people with very high lvl they need Fr friends

[rich crow]

It's different one Poco ui

[stray pagoda]

Chexk photos

[ancient vale]

Im 130 or smth

And im a 2017 player also

[rich crow]

Hold on standoff

[ancient vale]

Same...

[stray pagoda]

It goes to settings

[rich crow]

There should be 4 bubbles that show for options

[stray pagoda]

To stand off setting

[rich crow]

Oh

[ancient vale]

I have one ingame friend he is 310+

[balmy walrus]

is a admin on?

[rich crow]

No

Yes

[paper tangle]

maybe

[rich crow]

Actually

[stray pagoda]

So what do i do

[balmy walrus]

Well i need some help

[rich crow]

Normal Player ✅

[balmy walrus]

Dm's?

[paper tangle]

state the problem

[rich crow]

Try a yt vid

[stray pagoda]

41 level

[ancient vale]

Ohh, what is ur phone?

[rich crow]

Poco c65

[stray pagoda]

I tried it all said spllit screen

[stray pagoda]

Ye

Poco c65

[balmy walrus]

There is a site and i domt know if it is legit o buy gold from it

[ancient vale]

Watch on yt how to split screen on ur phone model

[balmy walrus]

Dont*

[stray pagoda]

Alr

[paper tangle]

What's it called?

[balmy walrus]

store.standoff2.com

[ocean void]

Anybody wanna play comp

[stray pagoda]

Sponsorship for free xddd

[rich crow]

Real sute

[ocean void]

I need one guy

[rich crow]

Site

[paper tangle]

thats legit but you need a Russian Card

[balmy walrus]

My friend says is not legit

[ocean void]

My friends rank is low so i cant start it

[paper tangle]

[stray pagoda]

Tell me 3 legit sites plz

[balmy walrus]

Skill issue

[paper tangle]

don't let your friend cook ever again

[rich crow]

Can I dm you?

[balmy walrus]

For sure

[stray pagoda]

Yeah sure dw

[ancient vale]

Why u not accepting friend req

U famous or what

[cosmic garden]

egoist!

[paper tangle]

Yes store.standoff2.com is legit, but you need a Russian card in order to buy gold but you can still input promocodes that you have in the Promocodes section.

[cosmic garden]

(He hate me)

[ancient vale]

What?

[cosmic garden]

hmgm

[paper tangle]

Because it gets annoying

[rich crow]

Ruble is cheap 🤔 💡

Cheaper than USD

[ancient vale]

Yeah... i understand your point... i have a server with 7k people, gets annoying getting messages from people asking the same question

[ocean void]

Is anybody down for competitive

[rich crow]

Never. I'ma find a Russian. 🤔

[ancient vale]

||yes'nt||

[ocean void]

Beyh

Bruh

Fr tho

I need one guy

[rich crow]

Just charge back

[paper tangle]

egoist means a completely different thing yk

[ancient vale]

Nah i just exited game

[ocean void]

Fff

[ancient vale]

Dont feel like playing

[rich crow]

Nerd?

[proper gyro]

ego the marvel guy

[stray pagoda]

Check dms @rich crow

[paper tangle]

Nah google

[ancient vale]

He is prolly a child who wanna troll here

[paper tangle]

dude pings me every day either calling me that, or just wants to say hi

[ancient vale]

Imagine not knowing what egoist is

[paper tangle]

at any point at any time I can mute them

for literally useless moderator ping

but I choose not to

[proper gyro]

mfw i have to record at my mates pc

[rich crow]

How much for a 1 millisecond mute?

[proper gyro]

:crazy:

[paper tangle]

nothing

really

[ancient vale]

500 golds?

[paper tangle]

why would I need gold?

[ancient vale]

Who wouldnt

[proper gyro]

he doesn't

[paper tangle]

I don't need gold

[rich crow]

Awesome cat game

[rich crow]

To have gold

[paper tangle]

I dont need it either way

I have a real job that pays me money so I can buy gold in game

(i'd rather use that money for food or paying taxes tbh)

[proper gyro]

bro thought he could bribe mods with gold

:pointandlaugh:

[blissful mauve]

🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🤓

[rich crow]

Ofc. If you're not alive you can't buy gold later.

[stray pagoda]

Hey azathoth do you possibly know any apps that can make standoff2 stretched?

[paper tangle]

No

[stray pagoda]

Oh ok

[blissful mauve]

😳😶🔔

[main rock]

@paper tangle but ur rich so we ask gold me noob 😦

[ancient vale]

Ohh... nonono, i meant to say real gold

[paper tangle]

No

[ancient vale]

Not ingame currency

[paper tangle]

Im not rich

[proper gyro]

Butter knows how

[ocean void]

How is there noone that wants to play man. When i need one

[lament stream]

we can play!

what rank?

[stray pagoda]

Ranger

[ancient vale]

Bronze 3

[lament stream]

...

[stray pagoda]

Phoenix

[lament stream]

we cannot play!

[ancient vale]

Jk

Im phoenix

[ocean void]

Im gold 1

Just went down from gold 2

I dont wanna end my night on gold 1

[stray pagoda]

You should

Cus

[ocean void]

Never

[stray pagoda]

🐖

[hushed jetty]

hi im gold one

[ocean void]

Wanna play?

[ancient vale]

No way!!!

[hushed jetty]

ya

[stray pagoda]

I shot my teammate, im diamond 1

[ocean void]

Yesss finally

[ancient vale]

How are you so pro

[hushed jetty]

[ocean void]

Tell me ur id

[blissful mauve]

🍿🫡

[stray pagoda]

76213341

[ancient vale]

81901628

[ocean void]

Brothers in christ

[hushed jetty]

dm

wamala

[ocean void]

I meant the ones that wanna play

[stray pagoda]

That is infsct not my i live in Bangladesh i live in Bangladesh

[paper tangle]

water gun

[ancient vale]

Yeah

[stray pagoda]

6969420

[ancient vale]

Iknow

[hushed jetty]

i live in bangladesh

[stray pagoda]

No i i live in Bangladesh i live in Bangladesh

[hushed jetty]

[lament stream]

water GUN? like ch'en's water GUN?

[ancient vale]

I live in kajakistan

[hushed jetty]

i live in bangladesh

[paper tangle]

yes

[main rock]

I live in punjab

[stray pagoda]

I live in Bangladesh

[lament stream]

omg ak reference...

[paper tangle]

high pressured water gun

[lament stream]

omg...

[stray pagoda]

Sigma

[hushed jetty]

[rich crow]

You got image perms?

[hidden sigil]

why is axle bolt edging us

[main rock]

Wth he is being racist

[ancient vale]

Bruh

No im not

Im literaly indian

[lament stream]

no, he lives in magadan!!

[paper tangle]

no

[ancient vale]

Sus

[blissful mauve]

🥳🥳

Happy birthday

[ancient vale]

[lament stream]

thanks!

[ancient vale]

Happy belated birthday

[lament stream]

i'm glad someone remembered it.

[ancient vale]

Axelbolt is edging us

[rich crow]

Maybe

[ancient vale]

Bro whats this h9ije

[rich crow]

?

[ancient vale]

I see this alot

[blissful mauve]

All good my brother

Happy Ramadan Mubarak

[lament stream]

happy ramadan!!

[ancient vale]

May god bless all the muslims around the world on this holy month

[last sand]

@teal dome DMs

[teal dome]

[rich crow]

@novel wind Uh huh ok. Gimme a bit I'ma get the video.

[novel wind]

Dm me it

[thorn turret]

where is update?'

[rich crow]

In 2

[calm light]

When ur able to wait another two millennias

[rich crow]

@teal dome it's ok to dm you the video?

[teal dome]

yes

[cosmic garden]

Hey guys

I came back a decent person!

[novel wind]

@rich crow @teal dome let me see the video

[lament stream]

WIZY.

[cosmic garden]

hello!

[lament stream]

hiiiiiiiiiiiii...

[cosmic garden]

Hi 👋

[lament stream]

hiiiiii!!!

hello!

[cosmic garden]

Hiiiiii!!!

[lament stream]

how are you!!

[smoky tulip]

[cosmic garden]

fine and you???!!!

[lament stream]

i am uhh...

the...

i forgot...

[cosmic garden]

he forgor

[lament stream]

🏫

wait.

💀

[cosmic garden]

🕰️

[lament stream]

that one.

[lament stream]

i'd like a big clock ngl.

for the living room.

[cosmic garden]

🏪

[chilly yoke]

The game has changed so hard, i remember the 1st Province with the bridge where everyone camped
2017 2018

[outer valley]

years

[cosmic garden]

I miss ambulance

[chilly yoke]

now sum zone 7 lol

[cosmic garden]

Real.

I was love ambulance

[cunning ether]

ambulance campers

[cosmic garden]

lol

[cunning ether]

trying hard to dodge bullets

[cosmic garden]

Ahahahhaa

[cunning ether]

it was a nice wallbang

also that little space throught the ambulance door

it was too much ct cided

[rich crow]

Wasn't it a bank trunk?

[novel wind]

Send me the video @rich crow

[cunning ether]

whatever

[main rock]

Best gun other than m60??

For easy win

[rich crow]

M110

[main rock]

Ok

[novel wind]

Send me the video @rich crow

[rich crow]

Stop the harassment bruh

[floral birch]

💀💀

[novel wind]

No let me see it or do you not have it🤨

[cunning ether]

who uses m60 wtf

[rich crow]

Fr

[floral birch]

me

I love it

[hushed jetty]

this game is so dumb

first i get brought down by two cheaters

sweaty opponents

and now im in silver 4

what is this game

[hexed igloo]

boowomp

[rich crow]

I would not like to make a statement at this time. I would appreciate it if you respected me and my family during this hard time, thank you!

[floral birch]

womp womp

[rich crow]

womp womp

[hushed jetty]

crazy how im getting bwomps from 2 bronzes

ironic

[novel wind]

Bro is you talkin bout wish? Cause if so your special

[floral birch]

womp womp

[cunning ether]

bronze >>>>> gold tryhard

[rich crow]

Sueing you for harassment. Court date is March 12th, cya nerd.

[ocean void]

You were right man

😂😂

[main rock]

Why u being racist 😭

Coz he black

[paper tangle]

womp womp

also rip

[hexed igloo]

i sued a 12 year old
now he owe me 25k and 2 yachts

[cunning ether]

echhi clan what are u requirements

[hexed igloo]

flop like a dolphin

[random jay]

What's echhi clan

[cunning ether]

🐬

[ancient vale]

What do yall think of andrew tate

[cunning ether]

🫧

who

[paper tangle]

who

[ocean void]

He aifht

Aight

[cunning ether]

who is andrew

[hexed igloo]

how you been bro

[cunning ether]

i bet he cannot defeat 100 penguins

[random jay]

Pretty bad, I have midterms this week

[cunning ether]

echhi clan numba #1 , undefeated 🗣️

[ancient vale]

And how many can u?

[hexed igloo]

same 😭

[random jay]

I have to do 5 weeks worth of work in 1 day

Because I'm stupid

[ancient vale]

Me vs all of them

[random jay]

I feel you

[ocean void]

Bros madara

[cunning ether]

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins

[random jay]

42 trillion pengin????

[ancient vale]

Wtf

[paper tangle]

your not finish with mid terms yet?

[cunning ether]

i think its hilarious u kids talking bad about echhi player . u wouldnt say this to him at in real life, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and sleeps with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

[random jay]

Nope

[paper tangle]

damn

[ancient vale]

Huh

[paper tangle]

I'm already finished with mine

[random jay]

Lucky

[paper tangle]

ikr

[random jay]

How did it go

[paper tangle]

it went swell

[cunning ether]

very swell

[paper tangle]

passed with high 90s

[cunning ether]

nice

[random jay]

Damn

Nice job

[cunning ether]

what u getting in maths test

A hundred

[ancient vale]

Stuck inside your clutch
Its chilling to the touch
Never lie too much
And now you wont let go... (let go)

[cunning ether]

no

[hexed igloo]

i got 98 on math last semester
pray for me cause i have not a single clue on this semester, my math is cooked 😭

[random jay]

So deep 🙏

[cunning ether]

what , are u a god at integral calculus?

😲

[ancient vale]

Ayo

[rich crow]

Nothing within that comment implied or mentioned anything racist

[pine swan]

Whats going on?

[cunning ether]

it is

[paper tangle]

good luck

don't get fried

[pine swan]

dont be racist

[rich crow]

ok mb 😦

[random jay]

[cunning ether]

dont get fired

ayyo 007 nice pic if u took it urself

keep cooking bro

🗣️

[random jay]

Thanks

[hexed igloo]

hold your clutch and slowly brake and shift your gear to neutral, now you have slowed down to wait for the green light 💥

[lament stream]

audi.

[cunning ether]

I've seen zani play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

[ancient vale]

Ez

[rich crow]

zani plays on pc?

[ancient vale]

Ill 1v1 him

[pine swan]

Lol

[ancient vale]

Easy

[random jay]

Hottest dudes 🔥🔥

[rich crow]

ayo wait

[pine swan]

Don't be racist!

[cunning ether]

its a copy paste from cs twitch chat

[ancient vale]

Shut yo dummy ahh up

Sleeping with hot dudes

Wtf

[pine swan]

Lol

[cunning ether]

zani is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic ”going B, but then benching martinB”. He also has a second little known tactic of ”going A, but then going home without any wins”. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure.

[raven ginkgo]

.

[rich crow]

30m timeout should fix this

[cunning ether]

sorry zani couldnt think of anyone else

yeah

i would say 2 hrs

pls

[main rock]

Is zani so2 God?

[cunning ether]

u dont watch cs right?

[cosmic garden]

amagonfadedbi

shawty goneee

[cunning ether]

noooooo

[latent siren]

Hi

[fluid needle]

Hİİİİİİ

HAYYY

[cosmic garden]

HAY

[latent siren]

How are you

[ancient vale]

A combination of my sheer indefagitability, and my unequalled perspicacity makes me a feared adversary, regardless of field of endeavour

[latent siren]

I dont understand

But its very good

[fluid needle]

I'm a bot but you're worse I'm sure of that

[latent siren]

OMGG

I love itt

[fluid needle]

Do you want chocolate, Turkish baklava?

[latent siren]

I like bot men

[fluid needle]

I love youuu 👅👅

[cosmic garden]

woaq

[main rock]

Me? No

[latent siren]

[cunning ether]

kk

[cosmic garden]

u r traviss scooter

[paper tangle]

idk what Im reading but ima need some popcorn for this

[cosmic garden]

yes u need

🌽

🍿

[latent siren]

Come my home i have some popcorn

[paper tangle]

No

[latent siren]

[paper tangle]

I already have some in mine

[cunning ether]

scooter fast

[latent siren]

😦

[cosmic garden]

HAHAHl

[latent siren]

OMG lilithhh

Heyyy

[cosmic garden]

@paper tangle

istat u

😦

[brittle knoll]

Guys guys

[carmine berry]

Why are so many hacker in this god damn game bro

[latent siren]

Yes?

[cosmic garden]

🐓

[brittle knoll]

You heard of pouring the milk before cereal

Well

🐓

[hexed igloo]

omly right way

[brittle knoll]

Pouring cereal and drinking the milk from a cup

[cosmic garden]

WHAT

[brittle knoll]

🐓 🐓 🐓

[cosmic garden]

omg u changed my life

[latent siren]

First cereal then milk

[paper tangle]

i put the table first then the bowl

[latent siren]

Dont Toxic pls

[carmine berry]

I eat bouth in the same time

[surreal bay]

ima leave bye

[cosmic garden]

[latent siren]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

Do toxic pls

[latent siren]

Youre very handsome

Okeyy

[cosmic garden]

📝🦕

[brittle knoll]

Eh?.... Eh??

[latent siren]

I dont like this chat

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[latent siren]

Byee guyss

[paper tangle]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

I am kinda doing that rn

[paper tangle]

Ima drink some orange juice

[carmine berry]

Share?

[hushed jetty]

drink toothpaste while your doing it

[brittle knoll]

Spent my last savings money and got some milk and wheat flakes

[paper tangle]

better than mint

[brittle knoll]

And I'm drinking the milk separately

[paper tangle]

its mine

[brittle knoll]

It's kinda fun 🤨

The flakes don't get soaked

[lament stream]

eat some of these black halls and then drink ice cold water.

[carmine berry]

:*(

[cosmic garden]

I can give u🍺

[frail mountain]

why no update yet

[paper tangle]

the mint thing?

[hushed jetty]

:SadEmojiLookingAtMonitor:

[lament stream]

yuh.

[cosmic garden]

:SadEmojiLookingAtMonitor:

[carmine berry]

Lol

[brittle knoll]

:pooop:

🦕

[paper tangle]

but why the black one

[hushed jetty]

[cosmic garden]

:SadEmojiLookingAtMonitor:

[lament stream]

because it's the mintiest.

[hushed jetty]

mines tallers

[paper tangle]

fair

[lament stream]

is that even a word...

[hushed jetty]

[lament stream]

mintiest...

[brittle knoll]

WRONG.

[hushed jetty]

[brittle knoll]

It's :SadEmojiLookingAtMonitor:

[lament stream]

:SadEmojiLookingAtMonitor:

[paper tangle]

because its

[brittle knoll]

Credit: erfn warehouse 1!

[cosmic garden]

:3_0sponge:

[paper tangle]

[hushed jetty]

:SadEmojiLookingAtMonitor:

[cosmic garden]

:penguin_prism:

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[hushed jetty]

:penguin_prism:

[brittle knoll]

🐧

He got back up

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

He's ready to go now

Spelllll

[hushed jetty]

wizards:

[hexed igloo]

penguins are carnivore

[brittle knoll]

Spell spell

🐔🪄

Your back is not well

[hushed jetty]

no way really?! its like the fish they eat are meat!!!

[hexed igloo]

i was a fish once

[lament stream]

:SadEmojiLookingAtMonitor:

[hexed igloo]

it was crazy

[hushed jetty]

how was it

[hexed igloo]

crazy?

i was crazy once

[brittle knoll]

Imagine poor penguins eating grains at the zoo

[hushed jetty]

they locked me in a room

[brittle knoll]

(hopefully that just doesn't happen)

[cunning ether]

good

[hushed jetty]

a rubber room

[cunning ether]

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins

[brittle knoll]

We are lowkey only lowkey omnivores

Meat actually works better

[hushed jetty]

i have this squidward

[lament stream]

easy.

[hexed igloo]

i ate all the penguins, sorry guys there are no more penguins

[hushed jetty]

[brittle knoll]

21 million penguins bruh

Is that official

Who counted them

🐡

[hexed igloo]

me

[cunning ether]

cs copy pasta official

[hushed jetty]

satellite

[brittle knoll]

Did they all have issued ids

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Dang

[cunning ether]

zani is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic ”going B, but then benching me”. He also has a second little known tactic of ”going A, but then going home without any wins”. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure.

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕 _ _

Antarctica is smaller than it seems on the (stretched) map

[cunning ether]

4:3

[hushed jetty]

[brittle knoll]

Actually nvm gah damn

[cunning ether]

kk

[brittle knoll]

Larger than the us even

[cunning ether]

its is

[brittle knoll]

No wonder 21M penguins fit in there

[cunning ether]

yes

[brittle knoll]

20 million now

1 million eated

🐔 🐡

[hushed jetty]

you know who else is larger than the us?

:muscle_man:

[brittle knoll]

My mom...? 😞

Oh

[hushed jetty]

[cunning ether]

he aint 12 yr old

[hushed jetty]

[cunning ether]

to say that

[brittle knoll]

Your mo- (muscle man stares furiously)

[hushed jetty]

[brittle knoll]

He can say it about his mom but I can't say it about his mom

🤨
🤝

[cunning ether]

I main the SM1014, 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke. Both sides. This information is just to give you guys a general understanding of my experience.

[unreal sluice]

@hushed jetty you got cooked by sukuna😭

[hushed jetty]

ik

😔

[cunning ether]

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "stondiff 2" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am elite . pls no copy pasterino my story

[lament stream]

i main the SM1014, a deagle and full nades, no armor, no bs, run and kill.

[hushed jetty]

[sour star]

anomaly video

[hushed jetty]

maki too

[lament stream]

HEY. it's the anomaly copypasta!

[sour star]

😂

[cunning ether]

cs copy pasta

twitch

[cunning ether]

@sour star is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic ”going B, but then benching me”. He also has a second little known tactic of ”going A, but then going home without any wins”. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure.

[brittle knoll]

Nahh

Hopefully I didn't just call someone

[hushed jetty]

wait 3 am already?
no, No, NOO
RAAAH

[sour star]

correct

[cunning ether]

[hexed igloo]

NOOOOO

[brittle knoll]

BRUH moment

🐡 🐡 🐡 🐡

[hushed jetty]

i have more wolf stickers

[sour star]

u wake up at 5??

[supple hawk]

Alpha male sigma

[lament stream]

this goes hard.

[unreal sluice]

Bouta buss to Yoruichi

[hexed igloo]

3 🖖

[sour star]

damn broski when u go sleep

[hexed igloo]

imagine im pulling out 3 fingers

[brittle knoll]

Bro what the hell bro

[sour star]

mhm

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[hexed igloo]

i woke up at 3:30 bro

[sour star]

when do u sleep tho

[hexed igloo]

i sleep at a reasonable hour

9

[sour star]

thats early

damn

[brittle knoll]

My neck hurts

🐅

This wheat is already giving me back pains

At least better than oat flakes

🦕 🦕

[lament stream]

shoong.

[brittle knoll]

Corn flakes would have been the worst

No dount

Doubt

[cunning ether]

10 corn flakes are enough

[unreal sluice]

I’m basically James but down bad for bleach characters

[hushed jetty]

dount

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

And oversharing

[sour star]

nuh uh

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[sour star]

im next level

[brittle knoll]

Moment

[unreal sluice]

Look at James name

[cunning ether]

why is the "F" word not banned with a s

[unreal sluice]

• it was a joke lol

[brittle knoll]

Doesn't really say anything

02? More like 0²

🦕 _ _

[sour star]

nah im more downbad that u

than

[unreal sluice]

02 the anime girl

[cunning ether]

anime waifu

[sour star]

noway u downbad

[brittle knoll]

Cool

[unreal sluice]

Bros playing competitive simping

[sour star]

i am tho

[sour star]

im playing lick 02 feet🐶

🙏

[brittle knoll]

🤨

[sour star]

i gotta shower

cyall later

[brittle knoll]

Nice degeneracy

[brittle knoll]

Cya

[sour star]

thenk)

[brittle knoll]

I wanna puke

[unreal sluice]

💀

[brittle knoll]

Because grains

[hushed jetty]

why

[brittle knoll]

Not because of jokes here

🐓

Already feeling bad

Imagine giving grains from now to a caveman in B.C.

[cunning ether]

have a fight with duck

🦆

[crystal tangle]

🤦

[brittle knoll]

He'd probably have an instant heart attack

🦕

Or cancan

Instant bowel disease

@tough meadow from grains

[unreal sluice]

I had Brocollu and pasta and vegetables for dinner

2440 calories today

[brittle knoll]

Fiber is actually not needed

[unreal sluice]

I should actually just eat 1000 a day again

I’m too weak I can’t do that anymore

[brittle knoll]

Oh yeah

Sad how skinny people get pushed into bulking aimlessly

Grains - can fatten u up quick

[cosmic garden]

Y

[brittle knoll]

But that's unhealthy asl

[cosmic garden]

Sup

[brittle knoll]

Because grains are bad

[cosmic garden]

Hmhm

[brittle knoll]

Who would've thought eating bread with everything is bad for you! 😲

[cosmic garden]

hmhm

[unreal sluice]

Rice?

[cosmic garden]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Google grains

[cosmic garden]

hmhm

[arctic ridge]

hmhm?

[unreal sluice]

Eating bread isn’t even that bad

[brittle knoll]

Nice spamming

[brittle knoll]

Based on what

[cosmic garden]

take elite role!

[brittle knoll]

In comparison to something really bad?

🦕 _ _

[unreal sluice]

Me

[arctic ridge]

nope

[unreal sluice]

Carbs aren’t bad for you

[cosmic garden]

take!

[unreal sluice]

Literally

[brittle knoll]

Oh my GOOOD

Oh my gooood

[cosmic garden]

Holan

dawnahtiti

[arctic ridge]

I'm waiting for season 7 and Legend role

[brittle knoll]

Take it back right now

[arctic ridge]

🤝🏻

[cosmic garden]

a man will die but not his ideas

[unreal sluice]

It’s true

[brittle knoll]

Google glycation end products

[mystic pewter]

Happy nation

[brittle knoll]

Google what carbs turn into

Google what sugar turns into

Thank me laterrrr

Daaamn

😡

I can't with you people

[cosmic garden]

Livin in a happy nation

Where the people understand and dream of perfect man!

[arctic ridge]

[brittle knoll]

@unreal sluice ignore the misinfo about red meat

I just found that rn so careful

[unreal sluice]

Me when I cherrypick

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

When is the new season?

[unreal sluice]

If a site has misinformed on one thing how can I trust the other?

[brittle knoll]

Well

You just have to understand the fundamentals

[last sand]

Who wanna play for fun defuse

[brittle knoll]

Glycation - caused by glucose

[mystic pewter]

I heard after gta VI

[brittle knoll]

You really think red meat has any sugar or carbs?

And also understand the definition of advanced glycation end products

🦕

[unreal sluice]

Carbs can be like 55% of your diet

[brittle knoll]

And that's all

Ok

Bye

Blocked

Deleted

[rich crow]

So no long

[brittle knoll]

Uninstalled

[unreal sluice]

Me when conspiracy theorists

[brittle knoll]

This is why you'll get fat

L

It's not a conspiracy

The food pyramid is a scam

If you still believe in that sucks to suck

[hexed igloo]

im on top of the food chain

[brittle knoll]

Get to know how industries make profit nowadays

And how vegetal oil is the cheapest

[night hazel]

When is the new season?

[brittle knoll]

Why would it be both cheap AND good for us

🐔

And where did it even come from

[unreal sluice]

@brittle knoll the thing is you have to be more careful in America. They have way looser regulations than here

[brittle knoll]

And what is it made of? All seeds

[brittle knoll]

Not american but there are still some strings being pulled in eu too

[unreal sluice]

Also getting fat largely depends on calories

[brittle knoll]

No

[unreal sluice]

If I eat at a deficit then I will lose weight

[brittle knoll]

Well

Try eating only sugar then

But according to your fixed caloric count

[night hazel]

update today or tomorrow?

[brittle knoll]

That will totally not be bad

[unreal sluice]

Also, in America, their cola has high fructose corn syrup, which iirc not only is packed with calories, also slows down metabolism.

[brittle knoll]

According to this logic

[unreal sluice]

I said it largely depends on calories not fully

[brittle knoll]

Why not fully?

🐓

Elaborate

[rich crow]

🤓

[brittle knoll]

It's as if sugar carbs protein and fat are different

[unreal sluice]

There are some things which can affect ur metabolism etc

[brittle knoll]

Here I think they just use glucose syrup

Fructose is exclusively metabolized by the liver

And harms it

If fruits were actually good by having fructose, that syrup should also have been good but nah

Honey is also mostly sugar but here you have the societal delusion that it's better than sugar

[brittle knoll]

Insulin resistance, what causes that? A lot of glucose, where does that come from? Carbohydrates or sugar (also called sucrose: 50% glucose 50% fructose)

[rich crow]

today is the update?

[unreal sluice]

Me when I eat only vegetables

[brittle knoll]

There's a whole story about how autoimmune disorders come by as well as irritable bowel syndrome, and it's not meat doing that, who would've thought

Well

Unless you eat meat from china idk 🦕

Already said before but a local and popular national retailer was selling plastic minced beef at one point last years, if that happened here, who knows elsewhere, they're already trying to get rid of cows (bill gates) and replace beef with bugs instead, there's definitely funding for this agenda, unlike eating actual meat, just like our ancestors did, how is switching to running on oil like a car part of evolution?? 🦉 🐡

[main rock]

Lmao

[granite coyote]

Me too

[outer valley]

XD

u dont even have promocodes

hes scammer

@paper tangle

nobody sells promocodes

[granite coyote]

I Will you can Give me

[outer valley]

ur claiming ur someone who have promocodes

when u dont have any

lol

[granite coyote]

@paper tangle it das scammer

[outer valley]

cezar7830 — Today at 10:09 PM
i know just three promocode (500-1500 gold)

[granite coyote]

Give me pro code

[outer valley]

also u said u sell them lol

xd

[granite coyote]

Ce

[outer valley]

all promocodes are giving from giveaways

[granite coyote]

Xd

[outer valley]

literally nobody sells it

[granite coyote]

Scammer

[outer valley]

he dont have promocode

hes a random noname

[paper tangle]

muted

[granite coyote]

It’s scammer @paper tangle

@paper tangle @cyan wing it’s scammer

[outer valley]

cezar7830 — Today at 10:10 PM
I don't give free promocodes
you pay you get

[granite coyote]

Xd

[paper tangle]

he's already been muted

[quaint shore]

bros i have question

[granite coyote]

Thanks @paper tangle

[brittle knoll]

"the shocking truth about fats" - dr sten ekberg

Wowww ekber

🦕 🦕 🦕

@primal rain

[paper tangle]

No

[quaint shore]

I used to play a year ago, but today I came to play, has the pass price increased? or how much

[brittle knoll]

Foe the record: 2:20 that's only done through neoglucogenesis

This video is 4 years old so yea

[granite coyote]

I have one but Hi giving aerosol

[brittle knoll]

May be a tiny bit outdated

[quaint shore]

.

[rich crow]

Yall fw skibidi toilet

[verbal imp]

How old are u

[rich crow]

16

[spiral thunder]

Hi

[verbal imp]

I can see that

[rich crow]

Hmm how are you in my home ?

[verbal imp]

Just am

[spiral thunder]

I hope in the next update, there will be fewer cheaters

[rich crow]

Don't hope it won't happen

[verbal imp]

[spiral thunder]

I mean, for a short time, cause the cheat won't work with the new updated patch,

[verbal imp]

You'd be surprised

[spiral thunder]

Cheaters on any game are inevitable

Ofc everyone knows that

[brittle knoll]

Man I give up

I've always been the right man in the wrong place

🐡

Uh oh reference?!

[left zephyr]

i hope there is a battle pass this season

[brittle knoll]

(the grains gave me depression)

🦕

[brittle knoll]

I hope not

Aaaxaxaxaxax

😈

[verbal imp]

I hope there isnt

[brittle knoll]

Lelelelel

[unreal sluice]

I cut my lip:((

It hurts:((

[sour star]

i bite my lip skin off and start bleeding

atleast thrice a week

[random perch]

chapped lips

[lament stream]

on purpose?!?!?

[random perch]

as if people accidentally cut their lips

💀

[lament stream]

i know, right!

so crazy!

[random perch]

😂

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[lament stream]

where the ladies at?

[brittle knoll]

I add salt to my water sometimes

When my lips get dry

[lament stream]

does it do anything?

[dusty lantern]

how tf it works?

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[lament stream]

tell me more, i'm interested.

[brittle knoll]

Sodium makes water go in the cells

Hydration

[lament stream]

hmm...

very fascinating...

[dusty lantern]

ahh typical hydration move

[brittle knoll]

(u also need potassium)

Yeeee

🦕

[lament stream]

ok.

[verbal imp]

Doesn't even work

[brittle knoll]

Check sodium potassium pump

🦕 _ _

[verbal imp]

Plus the code is old 😂

[lament stream]

coonai "knives" are overrated anyways.

[dusty lantern]

u are studying chemistry or smth?

[brittle knoll]

I just tried this code and it worked tho... It made my eyes fall off successfully

[brittle knoll]

No but maybe I should

[lament stream]

what the heeeeeell!!!

[unreal sluice]

No. It hurts so much now

[brittle knoll]

Understanding the fundamentals of chemistry and biology help better than just random food studies alone

(which are many times biased or flawed)

[outer valley]

[unreal sluice]

I hate energy drinks

[outer valley]

WHY!

[lament stream]

same.

[outer valley]

monster>>>

[brittle knoll]

Keep drinking

Eat honey and bread too

🐓

The body needs sugar to function (I don't want the people in this chat to live as long as me!)

[dusty lantern]

honey with salt and lime on black bread is cheat code irl

[unreal sluice]

They’re disgusting

[lament stream]

what does it do?

[unreal sluice]

Btw how can I get pure caffeine?

[lament stream]

just buy it.

[brittle knoll]

I'm done trying with you all

Hopeless

[dusty lantern]

gives you energy

[brittle knoll]

Tch

[lament stream]

real?

[brittle knoll]

😒

[unreal sluice]

I wanna eat a tablespoon

[unique plover]

brilliant

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[outer valley]

😭 WHY

[proper gyro]

might aswell snort a line of it

[brittle knoll]

Shine bright like a diamond

[lament stream]

i hate rihanna.

[dusty lantern]

yup, best thing to eat before training or when you are sleepy

[dusty lantern]

me too

[brittle knoll]

Diamonds in the skyyyy

[lament stream]

aight, i'll give it a shot one day.

[brittle knoll]

Shine bright like a diamond

🐡

[lament stream]

thanks for the tip.

[brittle knoll]

Before sleep too

[dusty lantern]

no problem

[brittle knoll]

That's usually when most people are sleepy, at night

🦕 _ _

[lament stream]

well, i'm sleepy during the day.

rn, in fact.

(3:50 PM).

[brittle knoll]

Then during the day too

[lament stream]

true...

[dusty lantern]

nah i dont sleep who need this

[brittle knoll]

For optimal performance

There is proof caffeine can prevent neurological disease

😮

So the more the better

[lament stream]

isn't it the other way around?

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[unique plover]

nicotine (may) prevent alzheimers

[brittle knoll]

Keeping up with today's society comes with its costs

Soo

[unique plover]

this means you should ingest more nicotine

[cosmic garden]

I get Ranger!

[dusty lantern]

i thik best what you can do is eat 20g of caffeine

[lament stream]

congratulations! very hot!

[cosmic garden]

!!

[brittle knoll]

And sunflower oil

To get powered by the sun directly

[dusty lantern]

nah palm oil

[brittle knoll]

No

Almond oil

[lament stream]

napalm oil.

🇻🇳

[brittle knoll]

Wait wait I know

Vegetable oil

😂 🤣 🤣

Oil made from vegetables!

Trust me I work in the industry

[dusty lantern]

nah saudian arabian oil the best thing to drink

[lament stream]

fun fact:

[brittle knoll]

Nah gas is the best

[lament stream]

i forgot. 💀

[dusty lantern]

one time but best time

[brittle knoll]

After all, cars are really fast

So they get a lot of energy from gas

🦕

[dusty lantern]

my friend who drinks gasoline told me that it works like some drug

[lament stream]

the government doesn't want you to know how many calories are in a liter of gasoline!

[dusty lantern]

i dont remember witch

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Uranium is even better

There's a chance you played raise a peter

[dusty lantern]

or in 1g of urainium, trust me if you bulk you need it

[brittle knoll]

In that game, peter eats an uranium burger

And his hunger bar raises to infinity

[lament stream]

@brittle knoll

go 1v1.