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Ain't even a curse word bro
U dont want me to trust
Im dog at this game
What ur bad?
Me too
Is smurfing against the rules of standoff 2?
Probably
It's against most games rules
But my friends been smurfing and never got banned
Gotta read the rules
U cant get banned unless sm1 reports u
Its not rly detectible
I guess
I created a new account and became silver 1
Because the Facebook log in didn't work
Anyone tryna play with me pls 🙏
Sure
Server?
I'm a lvl 81
Id?
Nvm
I'll change servers tho
I get good pings at france servers
Or Hong kong
Or singapore
But I don't think much about ping
💀
Patrick
Are you skirby?
Or is it not u
Yes
Oh
Let me invite ya
I go by alot of names bro
Patrick moment
Would love if I can get my skins now

Crash harder market
Just burn down
Lemme get my skins
Like always
Chat is napping😪
Cause this game is so popular in Russia and no one knows it in America or europe
True and also because it is so bad also
Like the ranking and the case opening system is so bad
My laptop couldn't even run csgo
Csgo is deleted right I'm saying cs2 cause csgo does not exist anymore
In my Opinion case system is fair … not everyone is getting stuff in bulk but … ranking system has too many hackers and other issues
I was again a whole team of Pheaniox and above players and my team was of silver and stuff and i still got -46
just play valo
When does the update come out?
ngl
Probably can't run that tbh
it's runs better than cs2 currently
I'm pretty broke
i can't run cs2 but valo still playable 60
12gb ram i5 8250u
mx130 2gb vram
60stable fps
Well guess what , it is only your opinion because unlike other game in so2 you could basically open cases for ever and never get a knife because there is no limit on it
All I want in this game is a good skin and I can't get over blue
Yes Maybe .. once i got 2 knifes in 19 cases
Also a M9 in 5 cases
Anything can happen
It is totally luck based I have opened so many and never gotten any
Right
I just have to buy from marketplace
Because the luck system is so bad
bro wdym luck system is bad, your luck is bad and the chances is low
not the other way around
And it is so easy to cheat it
LoL 😜
if you looked at the odds it isn't suprising
🐔
People create different account and use 2 or 3 divides and get in the same match
Hundreds of cases and only seen 2 reds ? In all my time of playing
That's insane
Ohh … share ur inv in photos
So I gotta really no life for s red or pay up
I even created a whole video of it and reported them and they still haven't gotten baned
digital walkinh
2% cases
0.02% boxes
either way checks
out
but gotten red with 5 cases
I'm gonna inject myself with cancer
Lol
you do you
Yall ever just be high up and have the urge to jump or is it just me
Soo rare akinw
Skins*
Get some cool gloves
And match making system is also bad I'm gold and silver and I am getting Phoenix and rangers like wtf
Yeah that makes me want to end it
But a games not a game if you don't absolutely hate it
Hello,
If you'd like to learn more about the rank system, please click on the following link: How Does the Rank System Work?
Additionally, you can visit our main site to get general information about the game or to request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base
If you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We're happy to help.
Let me know if you need anything else.
I'm unranked and I get paired up against champions. That only motivates me to play better‼️‼️
💪😤
I just read the whole thing and here is my question who me and my team of silver 2 and 3 players are getting a team of gold 4 or 5
Wdym
500 MMR is not real‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Anyone want to play
My team : s2, s3, s4, s3, s3
Enemy team :g4, g4, g3, g2, g3
What more do you want, because I have even worst match making
U lose 9-10 and -50 mmr
“Balanced matchmaking”
comp anyone?

which server?
God, when will this update be released, I can't wait
Axlebolt give info about incomming update, thanks
They wont
NA Singapore
Y’all there are new sound effects in stand-off
Let brazilian major end
And when it ends
today
Hi
Yeh
Dunno
Iphone standoff no good, easy ban
Yes

Lmao
Thank you

You get 250 G if it's good I'll make a riveww

U?
You*
I know
Seriously, you get 250 if it goes well
Seriosly?
Bro
Please dm
anything new about the update?
tomorrow ios
Yo
Tryna play together
Which region?
Comp gold , allies silver
Comp gold 1 2 3 or 4
I'm na west but can change for whatever
Na is dead no?
I play in Singapore
Russia Poland Netherlands France and Singapore are the most alive
Eh imma play comp
I can kill what i see only
Soon
I can sound for you
Ok
Damn literally other side of the world

People r teleporting n killing :/
There is no issue from my side
Added
Accepted
We can play casual defuse now
I cant play allies as we will only lose i got no sound
Why does everyone play with no sound bro
I am at hospital
With not headphones
@slate shell i bougt the awm for 25 gold with 4 stickers and i didnt even notice that is has such a sticker
Oh then its fair dont over pay for bad sticker
Even 500g 1 sticker not worth on a gun sometimes
Damn why ? Don't have to answer
It was the cheapest 4 sticker craft
Any news about the update?
Who wants to 1v1
My id 205856296
People saying its tday
Came to meet my uncle here
They cancelled the update
Who wants to 1v1?
My id 205856296
Cool ima switch my servers so we can play hop on
Why
R u an octorock? I don't think so
No one wants to 1v1 you rn
What if i am
Any server on defuse idc
Typical malfunctioned bot.:
LMAO
But u r not, stop dreaming 😂 😂 😂 😂
Someone pls 1v1 me cuz I'm best awm player in the world!
My id 205856296
🐓
😴
Someone pls 1v1 me cuz I'm best awm player in the world!
My id 205856296
So what if I am?
🗿
Someone pls 1v1 me cuz I'm best awm player in the world!
My id 205856296
Well then u are idk
Someone pls 1v1 me cuz I'm best awm player in the world!
My id 205856296
No one cares
Don't repeat
Go to #1044085342308941944
What was he doing when there was sniper battle !!
Sleeping probably
There's no such thing as brown fat
What is bro on about
I am under a blanket 🦕 🦕
Are you high or smth
Why ask?
Ok ur high
If u don't know what I'm talking about, u can shut your mouth, or I'm gonna shut it for you, punk!
🐓
🤓
Ur high and thats it
Singing, even worse!
You can remove one letter and make that disgusting! Argument even more invalid
I love arguing logically
i live in Bangladesh i live in Bangladesh
Merry Christmas guys
bro why your game so good but your trailer is even trasher than paid dead game on steam
U need to work
Actually no
naw it look cheap as heck
Does it matter?
Bro ur gonna get banned
Stop begging
yes, it matter
Then you make one
no why would i?
Cus ur so good at it
when i said im good at it?
@paper tangle hey sorry for the tag but this gentleman is begging for gold
Cus ur saying their trailers are bad
what ? who?
Do you know how long it takes to make a trailer fully edited all the movement?
of course its a big game in playstore of course you need to make a better trailer to attract more player.
Hes already banned i think
Pooping shooping
Shoong
🍎
🐇
You think
Nice fruit
Yes
Cus u see for a tomato to be grown it need support and support is needed so the tomato doesnt bury iteslf in the dirt
@rich crow i play later
Ok cya
I looked into that, apparently olives also need support to grow because they both "would fall under their weight", but olives are classified as fruits "They belong to a group of fruit called drupes, or stone fruits, and are related to mangoes, cherries, peaches, almonds, and pistachios"
how long does it usually take to match a competitive mode
Also they are considered fruits "botanically" as they have seeds inside too, but it can be argued that they are vegetables "culinarily"
Best of both words
🪿
Depends wat server
There are even eggplants, bell peppers, corn, pumpkins, peas and avocado as examples that follow the same logic
how long does it usually take for you and what server are you on
bc I try to match in western USA and it takes like over 10 minutes probably, I usually quit matchmaking at 4-7 minutes
I play singapore and aus and it is impossible to get normal rank match
Thats y i only play allies
,update when it comes
does allies match faster
Yes
alr I'll try that tomorrow
Uptade date ?
Less players=less wait time
Yez
I dont know
I love lean
trap so old, gotta run out the house
when i play my music so the roof don’t fall
on me

Unfortunately a bar
real
Can any1 give me tips and tricks ig
Someone messaged me for 1v1 and after 1 allies he left and blocked me lol
Here?
any admin on
@dense thistle take me to a lobby 🙂
where do i report a cheater
You wanna 1v1?
Yes
Ok sure
I messaged you
Check DM bro
I understand xd
No one has ever defeated me in 1v1. If u want to 1v1 me then my id 205856296.
gg
Wanna do 1 with ar?
Let's go
K come 1v1 with me ar
Ben 2v1?
Idk how I won I am super bad at sniping
I will do 1v2 ok?
DM me id
205856296
Lol
Come
@proper gyro real ego or no
@dense thistle bro was scared
Start again please
My internet went out
Now ar 1v1 ok?
Ok me spec
Ok
Inv was restarting
Ok come
What happened?
Who wanna ply
Sorry my girl took my phone
1v1
Next time maybe trash talk when you are good because I still beat you even in your surver with a high ping
Ok but what's ur age?
Why?
💀💀💀
you can report cheaters here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
Cuz u were playing good
Message me in dm
I report 3 different cheaters and they don’t get ban
idk looks like ego
did you receive an answer?
I’m supposed to receive an answer?
did you report them on the site?
Yes
how many days have you been waiting for an answer?
2
How do I get answer if when I go to messages it says there are none
Like they are deleted or something
typically, the answer time is 3 business days.
can you send me the IDs of the cheaters you’ve reported? (to the private messages)
My assumption is the hackers won’t get banned, and I am down 120 mmr
Kk imma dm u

today's update right?
can you please send me the screenshots of the conversations you’ve created on the site? @dense thistle
Ok
How do I access the conversation again?
you can’t find it?
Ok I found the conversation but it is a big conversation so do you want me to send photos of each chat?
And do I dm you?
yes, you can send me the screenshots of the conversations to the direct messages.
f this game, It's been a week since I keep saying that the new season is starting
I did it, it's in your DM

It will start soo tho if you are already thinking of quitting there are many more defects with the game

They had a whole year to prepare the update
@rich crow 1v1?
Ya
I am at school
I just checked your stats, you're insane 🔥🔥
Season 7 will be here in like 1 or 2 days chill
😂

Bro my id is not good cuz my old id got banned
🗿
No one has ever defeated me in 1v1. If u want to 1v1 me then my id 205856296.
I did ur mum at night
Sure 😂
Come 1v1 kid
I can't, I'm at uni
Ur very insane at lying
💀
🔥🔥🔥
🗿🗿🗿
No one has ever defeated me in 1v1. If u want to 1v1 me then my id 205856296.
this is really funny
Shouldn't you be in school kiddo
Nah in my gf's house at night
Here have some 🍿
Ty
But I'm not watching movie
No one has ever defeated me in 1v1. If u want to 1v1 me then my id 205856296.
We are
Enjoy
No one has ever defeated BEN in 1v1. If u want to 1v1 him then his id 205856296.
Ya this is nice
I can do 1v1 but you don't wanna
Pick a surver in which I can at least play
But don't fire alot cuz my girl will kill me
Which server?
Singapore?
Nahhh
Netherlands?
I want no excuses at the end
If I beat you I beat you I don't want any excuses like my internet is bad and all that
Just come I will do singapore
Ok bro but I'm playing at no sound
Cuz u know why
I told u
Now just come
Played the same cheaters again
-49
Was 3 mmr from pheonix
Now I’m at gold 3
Thank you stand-off for removing cheaters
Fix the matchmaking settings.
Who wanna 1v1
Same dude i got -69 the cheater had 11 hrs and like 20+kills
@dense thistle just won
Ok come
Lol
Come ar
try australia
Do Singapore this time
i was going to gold 1 and got to silver 3 because of cheaters
how💀

@axelbolt when banning hackers?
@dense thistle gg
I'm super bad at sniping
I send 3 reports
No ur nice
0 hackers banned
Nicer than my girl
I send one report whole team ban 
Even he almost won against me at sniping@thorn crypt
biased

I do whole video proff with id still nothing
I would say first make a report then talk to@teal dome

Who wants to 1v1?
New update 🤯
Not here yet
Lol
Lmfao
I hope not
Wher
The devs better cancel my games and give me my pheonix before the season ends 💀💀
But I obv won’t be surprised if they don’t and I won’t get the oheonix charm at end of season
Kur del update
I did
Anyone wanna play defuse with me from india or singapore server
Did you talk to @teal dome
Bro what
He just said to report them
Sad moment
If the games get canceled I get my pheonix
If the devs decide not to cancel it and start new season with me sti being at gold 4
Played for weeks grinding
And I don’t get anything cuz if hackers

I reported players but nothing happened of it but when I told him the results were finally cancelled
I’m just saying that if..
same i wanna hit master on my smurf before the new season
Yeah but I would have pheonix alrdy
but this game is filled with hackers at the end of the seasoj
I think the in-match report only work if someone is mass reported
Fr just ban them
Maybe
i either get cheaters or my teammates legit trolling
But bronzes report every single good kid they go against
So idk how report ingame works
banning through support is pretty much instant as soon as they get to checking your report
3 rangers in my team against 2 elites and rangers and i got like 23 kills and my teammates got under 5 kills each
Literally me cuz I play with 200 ping
If ping was 50 I would be easily killing most rangers and champions with ease
these guys had like 50 ping lmao
they just terrible
dying 5 sec after the round starts
or baiting and dying
everyone is probably waiting for the update, I hope it will be today
🐓 🐓
yall trust me update is in 54 minutes
Would u bet your server access on that?
🐓
def
let's hope
Nah if u have less than 100 ping and u don’t do well then that’s major skill issue
I barely pushed to being 28 mmr from champion with 160+ ping
that's crazy
i have every advantage ever yet can't reach legend
truly a skill issue
It's called a throw
Wdym
i have 15
but i used to play on NA sometimes in season 2/3
Well
😆
The bundle comes today
So I heard they dropping it with it
An the bundle is confirmed
Bundle?
Bundel your mom
👉🚪
Collection sorry not bundle
So collection today?
Yes
I think s7 will come later
Who knows
Not me😪
Android always gets it first 💀
hi
Bro PPL saying tom8, tomorrow from 6 march
Many said confirm 10 march
it's march 11th already.

Who knows
Bruh exactly
It’s annoying doe
Fr
Or in between
Atleast it will for sure be one day this week
Dayum
Broooooo
I m dying to trade xd
then just trade, easy? easy.
Idgf about new modes and all
12 update.
Just want the Marketplace crash and I make easy gold
Wht r ur plans for trading this time
That's why I hold 500 g
To invest after update
And I got 5k coins to buy new box the price will be so high in starting
Ohk 👍
Actually it reached 1.90g so I sold at 1.89 before and then when I saw at .80 to .70 i brought
Now I ll after update
Ur rich than me
I encounter a hacker in allies, where to report videos to
Trade is the only way for f2p
Just hold for more , it might cross 2.5+
Donate me someone 🅺🅸🅽🅳 🅷🅴🅰🆁🆃🅴🅳
As of now I need donation seriously
Not now after update
Tru
Should I invest more in cases or just keep the hold hanging in 200s
How many cases u buy?
Rn I have 2
Hmm
...
I didn't brought
What is probability to get arcane from Pass?
I don't see fast profit in cases anymore
Like scorpion almost 1 year still 170 to 200g
100% if u complete it with dedication, provided it is a gold pass
Who likes scorpion, sheesh those small 🦐
They r good assets though...
Property for example
And I heard
Case price will crash after update
Like maybe 80g
If it does I ll buy otherwise nah
No breh once i got a arcane blizzard mp7 skin from normal pass for first time and lost the account.. It worth over 2500g currently.. Which could secure my knife and glove skin
Normal pass ? Arcane ?
Yes
when we will get the new update
Back in 2020
So is that something spin wheel etc stuff ?
This week probably
No
Whenever I kill developers
i am waiting for it
not until the update review video gets scheduled on yt
so probably 2 days
Shut upp
I think maybe at the end of month we get the update
it is what it is
Guys what are your kd
How did i manage to get device banned if im playing without any cheats?
Probably because many people reported you
I am always honest.
Switched device? Iphone to android
Nope.
1.09
Then speack with axelbot
Guys how are you so big ranked
If everything is true they will unban
This game dosent need gamesense
I think maybe of the toxic behavior too
What device do you play on
Of swearing
Rooted?
It does
Just need ti be unpredictable
Do you all play mobile
Does any1 here doesn't have arcane skin?
I have.
arcane graffiti
Have you met somebody by the name of CretanG killing you
Name CretanG
Im saving 100 boxes but the chance to to get arcane out of 100 boxes is like 2%
So you need atleast 10000 boxes for guaranteed arcane 🤣🤣🤣
Hello
😭😭😭this game
Idk i have to search my match history
Don't think so. I see many people swearing and they do not get banned. That doesn't mean i am swearing at others, when I see one I don't reply with a swear.
or maybe just buy one?
In tdm
Idk man
Something u did
100%
U rich mate?
No
Who?
You
f2p?
But i got drunk and I sell it
Wait im too lazy to go to the market but anyone know how much is m4ai bubblegum stattrack
For cases
a couple thousand.
i don't remember exactly but it's not over 2.5k
What are your guys favorite gun
Ak47

Ak
Ak, SM..., m4a1
Akr12 somebody
Mid
Buffs ??
SM1014.
Same
When did you guys start playing
2yrs update
And you are champion ?
6 months ago
Me?
yeeeaaaaah...
Competitive sandstone or rust 
Tdm open map
breeze and breeze and breeze and breeze
Nah bro
i hate them all equally!
Favorite
none.
I hope zone 7 will be good
real.
the other part of the map that is only in competitive is trash
With what
A app ggstand
Idk about ut
Its official?
When is Season 7 coming?
Its a app for trades but this is all in russian
Yes i know thats why i dont use them appps
Hmm F
I think mid April
Okok thx man bye
today at 4:37.
it was revealed to me in a dream.
idk lmao.
How many hours
idk!!!
U saud 4:37 for your time
it was a joke!!
14:19
Does everybody play mobile
ye!
and I'm sorry I offended you
Np
tdm arena allies sakura and comp sandstone or rust
i would say i like sakura for comp too but that’s too controversial
Who has the biggest rank here active right now
This year
this century
nah
arena headglitching
Standoff 2.
Guys I got rewarded an origin box, should I open it?
💯
yeah
kawaiii
you cant sell it
oni chann
💀
😎


Got ump pixel =/
Who plays claw
Well 1 gold for free
boutabussto02
frfr
Praise be to God Jesus
alhamdulillah Jesus
What
Happy ramadan
I ain't Muslim
u r
you are from the middle east.
what'd you do?
still no update?

yes! update! go update now!

lol you funny
what...
Why
what is it about?
update is hereeee!!!!
nice bait
This is not funny
nguyen?
what ?
Not funny
is your surname "Nguyen"?
surname ??
nah
damn!
you can headglitch on all the maps ive listed
When is the update coming ??
Who knows
Most likely sometime this week
Okey
?
@solar pecan update today?
tf is headglitching
Did he just mentioned a dev
lol
damn crazy lore
Tf

Tf really ?
Norton is in season 1 trailer

Like a bedtime story
only the head is visible but he can shoot
how do you not know what a headglitch is

thats pixel
no
pixel is a tight angle that can involve the entire body
They are rare enough sellers could do that

also the term headglitch has existed for literal decades
When the update will come ?
🤦
this century
So now?
💀
Ight bro, time's up
Say bye bye
🐓
🤫🧏♂️

Nice soft spam
Update is out for iOS
🦕
really
Real

No 😂

