#💬│english-chat
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idk bro, it's just a very roundabout why in finding a partner
Anyone can join me competitive?
dk bro, it's just a very roundabout why in finding a partner ye
roundabout way that kills the purpose of finding a partner. to have offsprings.
yesLet's rank up
Hi!
Hi!
having offsprings isn't the only purpose of finding a partner nowadays, and i'm sure you know that.
@lament stream u waana join?
run, this chat is crazy!
Why da chat kinda weird rn?💀
i HATE standoff 2!!
yes
isn't the only reason but sure is why
Hi!
@lament stream ???
why even get a partner at that point
personally, having a partner is overrated.
What yo doin here then bud?
same as being single
i donti HATE standoff 2!!
Hi!
:tr_bromomento
i hate it but i play it.
just stay single and enjoy life
Bro wtf can anyone join me 2v2?
😯
Well it's same with me
😲

either way you aint finding a partner to continue the species
😵💫
🐔🐔
🫁
imagine continuing the species, all my homies want the species done for.
Only one thing standoff 2 has which made me Really hate it WHICH IS MATCHMAKING I ALWAYS GET MATCH TO A NOOB BRUH -
ongggg we killing the 30th century with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Same mmr that's why
Bro I almost reached silver But this shi matchmaking
Made me loss all the mmr
skill issue get good.
legalize drunk driving
Yes
Yk what I'm tired of aruging
on innocent children
you didn't get the joke, did you?
🗿
im not braindead 🤦🏽♂️
My first language aren't English bud
actually, it wasn't a joke, it was a reference.
W
you misunderstood it either way so...
im a hydrogen bomb typa guy
ur as beautiful as a cs2 comp match 💍
your favorite color is green.
Bio nuclear
BWMD are fine
My point is that you're judging me by English.
the point? 
nothing, i just wanted to mention it.
boom boom
ur english is as good as cs2's anticheat 💍
😍
Yk wha
was i right though?
axleboly.
Axleboly 💋
axleboly. 🔥🔥
wow my profile and associated socials aren't coloured in green
🤓
crazy
bro got triggered
you read my mind
i didn't check it???
what the hell...
So?

Who asked-
Wow brain dead made a joke 🤡🤡🤡
he didn't make a joke, he simply stated he wasn't racist.
u r
you are*, and no i'm not.
My man. Adding some details in a text is not like being an ai dawg lmao
🍫
that's quite disrespectful, as you're not acknowledging my existence as a real human being.
however, i'll let it slide.
Ur a fed
hi

i'd prefer the term "Glowie".
Hlo

assalamu alaikum
doesn't sound like one but ok
Nahh I want full 699
what do you mean?
Dat game from 1800s daym
real.

so now you're subhuman?
nope
I am now a normal broke guy who has no freinds-
friends*.
saudi arabia?
there must be a lot of people from there in this server.
South africa
Yk wha @viscid nebula was right-
ohhh...
🤦🏽♂️
yeah, the server must have a lot of people from there too...
i didn't play back in s3 so i wouldn't know...
honestly, besides russia and brazil, this game isn't popular anywhere...
I thought this game will be full of Syria players
true...
mental illness.
Well I will change but can you change your gold rank it's also very triggering
Then me too
:))
Ok gold
H ew l n a h
yeah, i'm sure someone wants to play allies in that rank range.
Ikr?
People here judging by rank? Lmaoo
Now bro about to steal every girl
I mean if your in bronze and cant get yourself out 🤷♂️
With dat champ logo
I can’t lie tho I was in bronze for two season so
It take some time bud
It does
Yep
Wait alt account is illegal here right?
it's not.
I mean in da game
No
Just makes people think ur cheating
Bc you have less than 20hrs and 3.00kd
I have like 9hrs on my alt with 2.98kd
Alr
Not gonna lie that emoji is kind of overused and seems cringe nowadays
I am not saying your cringe
you're*.
🤓
someone's mad, and it ain't me.
Lmao
Also someone got offended and it ain't me =]
I play for a couple hours through the week and grind on the weekends
I work night shift so makes it pretty easy for me
My device was banned, but I didn't cheat in the game. Can someone tell me what to do?
I haven't played for a long time.
Anyone wanna play with me rank bronze but i am good
I’m trynna find an allies too
anyone wanna run allies?
@fickle cosmos
Gl
@fickle cosmos username?
I’ll play
How to talk to a robot?
I only found something about the game.
the update so longgggggg
Their is something their for your account getting banned. Gotta scroll and look
It should say something along the lines of “my account got banned, what do I do?”
@rain tiger
actually i forgot i gotta study, then grind on Arknights, then have breakfast, then hit the gym, and then maybe i'll play another game that's not so2, gl finding someone to play though.
Who wanna play ranked rank:b4
Me
Where am I supposed to say this?
Dm
does anyone else have stat track treasure hunter ak
I Have but without stat strack

Sall
who got fabm BOOM here
it was like 4k golds a year ago i think
or 2 years ago
i was watching frag movies and hoping i can get some knifes
2 years ago
now i got my knifes
but i am not happy
Does anyone know how to get the code
cherryCaffein
Hello,
If you'd like to learn how to get a promo code, please click on the following link: How Can I Get a Promo Code?
Additionally, you can visit our main site to get more information about Standoff 2 or to request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base
If you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We're happy to help.
Let us know if you need anything else.
Thanks
Can someone help me fiind some settings please? I can't do my own and it's very hard for me
If you’re ganna find a sens on yt use it as a template and tweak it till it feels smooth for u.
A lot of people would just bounce around from vid to vid tryna find the “perfect” sens.
Top tier plagiarism
Alright back to comp I go, I need to get out of silv
It's better create your own settings)
anyone wanna play competive
Domain expansion, malevolent shrine
Bruh I just told you that I can't
I'm so stupid at doing controls on standoff 2
Experiment
Thanks for the big help
That’s what I did lol
You really helped 😒
I just experimented with different setting for days and found ones that stuck
Can someone recommand me a good knife for 1000 G
I found it unnecessary on my phone but used it on iPad
But it depends from person to person
@slim mauve find setting that’s work for you, not for someone else
Can you tell me what sens you have on phone?
3.00
Ty
Yo
Someone sell gold or knifes
Bro where do i report bug?
Is what?
Yo
Anyone want play comp maches now?
im so dead
Oki doki
Bcz i searching a team who wan't play comp maches
Idk surely will be this chat active after new update
nevermind
Gota love playing 1v2 in alias and lossing rank becouse every teammate either is trash or leaves
Yea
DMs
Tomorrow update?
No
a
uuuuughhhh we need the update
whole week
they been dropping trailers
they prob gonna drop update at school time so their server dont get fill that much
we? sorry but im not terminally ill to this game, kinda just you and a handful of people

screw all these trailers just put out the update with 1 long trailer you watch upon opening the app after you update
Yeah lol
terminally ill?
Hmmm
yea but they gathered like almost 7m views
fr
and then update
so?
ok so they created revenue through veiws good job 👍 a update every 6 months is crazy long
means tommorow is prob update
Farming views simulator
wait till he finds out how long they used to be
wondering what they do with this money
Wsp
i remember thats why i left the game an came back
Same
realistically update could drop within the 17hrs
doubt it
Yo
I feel it too
i think so because province review map came after update came out last season as far as i remember
when update is gonna drop, Sergei's review is typical already waiting
im prob tripping
Im tripping too
idk
that's how legends, pandora, fireborn and subject x were organised
If its new map or zone 9 changes
I can't
we dyslexic with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️
dune is ****
I only play dune and sandstone
Old news
im kind hype for that lowkey
m4a1 but for T side lol
makes sense because it would balance out the meta
for sure
ur tripping
Nerf shotguns
on mid u can easily take control with shotguns on dune
no buff them
and easily hold with shotgun on ct
no, buff them
but for sure if u have a silver gameplay with shotgun on dune and playing vs some iqless people
it wont be working so
breeze good
agreed
me and my duo literally just spam shotguns everytime (we spefically queue for sandstone and we are at gold)
i dont remember having playign with you buddy
especially with a g2
get out of faceit
train before
Standoff 2.
tmrw new season
proof?
Anyone down for a game
deeeeeeez
☹️
Yall are quiet
nah just stalking
ye
guys!!
hi!!
oooga booga
Lvl 50
It's funny
Allies or what
hi!!
lig ma

sushi what about sushim
Playing scrim matches and calling that faceit
Hi
what's scrim??
you are a slow mf
wym?
Just 2 teams playing against each other in a private lobby
So updates soon
how is that "faceit"... 😭
Yes 🎉
Idk
And they don't gain anything from it either
there are discord servers for it where the mods keep track of ur score on leaderboards
Like they don't have enough ego already 😂
are there cash rewards?
When can we update?
if not, then it's not worth it.
It's not available.. 🫡
Okay
bro💀
But am I wrong?
It's basically a scrim but with randoms
And who said it have to be clan mates to be a scrim match
fr?
No.
As val
Update tomorrow? 🤨
They doing map review
No.
yes!!!
Premier started
Ah well
After 16hour
No not tomorrow I guess
Then?
Next week then 
It will be the day after tomorrow
It is just a 'guess' bts
Bruh
Btw*
Haha
But like I don't think they will let you update the same day they show you the trailer ...
Like they will build excitement for 1 day and then release it
YOoO wsppp guys
I am very curious about the radio that played in apartments I mean what is it? Cuz it kind of creepy is it a Easter egg or something?
And then update at 8.30pm
Yeah can be ..
Frosty
which knife do u guys think is the coolest?
Ohh same haha
Karambit gold
M9, not even close.
Really
alr
💀
lemme see what they got
Yess sir .
M9 the white one ..
Guys......
Maybe after update the price dip
wait r u
Kumo?
Please listen to this I am really curious about it
Yes it is me 😼
it's just a song.
I don't name sry haha
tomorrow ?
Know*
No bro that's something I mean disturbing I also translate it
Yes
Yes ../ yori
😂
U r in segss right ?
even in your friend list 🙂
to update kll aa rha n
It's says something like" Oh lord....please save ussss from the evil spirits(attackers team) "
source? proof?
Aayo MB I was like I have seen this name somewhere
Google translate
Thankyou 🫡
send it in photos.
How
just take a screenshot?
How do I send?
If the review of the zone9 is tomorrow
When can we expect the update to drop ?
#📸│photos just send it there?
It's zone 7 brotha
don't you know how to upload an image to discord?
I am new bruh
me too.
And now I have to go all the way to apartment and record there
Lmaoo really? This is my first server i joined bruh-
poor choice ngl.
(bad server).
Nope nooo
Zone 9 is sh*t
Its unbalanced
zone 9. 👎
Yeah tomorrow or day after tomorrow
They are just wild guesses anyway
Yk what I don't have any enough strength to argue so please Shut up
for reaaaaaal...
What??? Is zone 9 update?
we said that for today
Bruhh, i hate that map
still wont happen
dude he just made a joke what are you on
Akr12 paradise
He is new ...
He will get used to ..
New gun, yep that nice
Buwahah you can pet it too
free catto petting
Oh yeahh
AsVal is gonna be sooo op
So just zone 9 rework?
First silenced T weapon
"just" is a bit harsh
🤣

Nah it's a new map... it is written in the thumbnail
I expect new map 😦
Ooh,
Nice to hear:)
Hell yeahh
😁😌
when's the update 🤔
Hay
None knows
Maybe tomorrow maybe later
Who suffers that me
Fr fr
They like doing updates in Wednesdays
Soooooo maybe 👀
Hopefully sooner
maybe tomorrow, maybe sooner than the tomorrow 🗣️🗣️🔥
Oooo nicee
Yeahh can be man 🌚🌚🌚
4 days of waiting ☠️☠️☠️
🥹🥹
imagine if they make z7 even worse than z9
xa
Would be hilarious
Honestly I ain't expecting nothing good
fr
independence anthem
🗣️🗣️
💀
don't be afraid the red flag that floats in these dawns will not go out 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
We need a maps like office, mansion.. etc
dune 2?!
Before the last hearth that is ablaze within my homeland is extinguished 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
we aint on cops xd
it is the star of my nation it will shine 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
it’s like sandstone v2 but way worse
it’s like sandstone v2 but way worse.
It is mine; only it belongs to my people.🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
i dont use interpunction
ok!!!
🤣
dont get angry, let me sacrifice for your face coy crescent🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Smile upon my heroic nation once what is this violence what for is this rage? 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Wtf Is here happening
Conversations
our blood which we shed for you shall not be worthy otherwise;
Freedom is the right of my Godworshipping nation🗣️🗣️🔥🔥.
(should we stop or make it to the 10th verse)
(Agree)
ligado
(Stop)
I have lived free since forever, I will live free🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Hello me Question
ENOF
hello you question
A bad name is available for clan name
XA
Will i get ban if i use that
yes.
axaxaxaxaxaxaxa
@bronze grove
skill issue get good.
What name ?
hopon
If i say it can be taken
Wheh
español
homixide
:--( Oki np but I don't have money to create a clan anyway haha
I am Indian too btw
And already co of one clan ..
yes, it’s against the game rules - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/8446575-game-rules
When is the new season launching guys?
I see

Could be on monday
anyone mm?
lol
its too good to be ture
💀
Balls
Sugma
what does ture mean bro
Real
smegma
bro for 23 points i was going to get elite on comp but theres too much cheaters
Anyone know how to find teams for scrims ?
@rich crow be on some dc
Can u share ?
I m searching players for the clan, dm me for more info!
What moderator give me warn
For laughing somone posted a link to nsfw server good mods
Well done
Keep your self safe
😲😲
I Hope u wake up tommorow being happy
🦕
Dude I just woke up up
@paper tangle chceck who gave me warn
Sema
when did u sleep?
@teal dome
🐤
What is wrong with u dude
yeah like
Pls stop get some help!
im unemployed
Like 3 am
Actually I just asked you if your pig is running
how can u sleep for 9h and not wake up
This is the wrong answer
I was doing some college stuff
Idk man
I came back from work at 11 pm
prolly bc u was tired
Got into my PC to finish college stuff that took hours to finish
And then slept late
And barely waking up 2 mins ago
and bro got insta ping

A moderator that can help me understand why I get warned by posting that I m searching players on #🛡│clans ? 🙂
Wrong channel, simple
read the pinned messages of the #🛡│clans channel, please.
gl
working on weekend is a pain in the behind
yea must’ve been wrong channel
no screenshot of the clan, so it’s better to read the pinned messages.
I’m supposed to be there in 4:40 and close at midnight or 1 am
🦕 _ _
same thing at Sunday
it be like that
It’s Sema
Like a notice and auto deleting for ex
let him do this thing
🦕
his*

U mean semy
My work schedule
semy and semau r 2 diff ppl
wdym wrong channel? 😂 where should I post that I m searching players for clan if it's not on #🛡│clans ? 😂😂
like u go to work at 4:40 and then u work until 1am?
Unless it was turan
Yes
channel is correct, but please read the pinned messages.
I’m gonna shower
I did, thanks. I didn't know that the photo it's obligatory
I need one
no problem.
🥺
Damn
I still like the
📯🦣
Guys it didn’t let me get into a comp match so I restarted so2 but it still didn’t let me in. Now I’m banned for 92 hours …
Nice
Thanks
Oke... Have fun... And good luck
Who wants to make a vid for tt with me?
nah he’s semauaiq
Nice Semamumamqmmq appearance
Lf Allie’s
I hope so2 added return items u Missclik on game
No
Why
🦕
For real?
you can send your suggestions here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback.
Nah but fr prob not
Misclick? How’d you misclick an item?
Try to buy something and u buy something else on game not in shop
Ahh
Did u understand me?
That time yes
I have bad english
All good
Commoon so2 ....release statrak knifes.
😂 what
StatTrak 😄
you can send your suggestions here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback.
Might as well ask to put stickers on em too
Yes...Csgo have it
I know that’s why I laugh
yh
Banned
and often it ruins the value
😂
Cuz it doesn't look that good
Looks like scratches on the blade
Like on sapphires it looks extremly bad
I like it
You might but not everyone
So2 can release one for me 😂
search on google
I got one and sell it after i retire on Csgo. It was nice in game
In pictures it looks crap
Csgo...karambit...but i dont remember full name
I know i got 750€ for that 😅
Hello!
guys new map i guess japan
💀
japan 2v2 or new mod
hi guys, one question, from the new release video and announcement, adam carries akr, caesar carries fnfal, what is the name of the gun that victor is carring? is it a rifle or smg? thanks
riffle
Mini bazooka
do you think that new rifle will be OP against akr and m4a1 or m4?
Hello guys
mp7-p90 to consider with mac10-mp5 they will be always better
i see, i feel like that we need more scope rifles or scope smg
no
No scope they sucks
Mfw so2 server disappeared for a sec
just got the fang and mortal veil
Who wanna play allies?
What new update?
offscript
I unfollow her
.
@stray violet Listen to nursery rhymes by kraff
What a nice pig
thats like 70euro
is the uodate out on android?
Where
🦕
🐡
Nice trap
Nice anger
Twemoji dg always looks like he's growling and about to bark
🐓
Even that emoji makes a growling action in roblox
Nice lack of emotion expressing experience
🦕
Or maybe that's the wrong word
15h new season
Real D0cc !!!!
hi?
Real docc!! real 5k elo faceit player!!!
Playing fort in a standoff 2 discord server is crazy
yo
Standoff 2.
Laterrr
Gonna go back to watching blood blockade battefront (quite epic so far)
Hello me Question
you mean kekkai sensen?
Why travalers bag is not given
Pretty high quality for a 2015 anime
I think
goated.



Can I have some gold from someone please?
@rich crow hiiiiiiii
?
Ewalk how are you
no!
Literally
Hahahahahahahahaha
Russian called xakep me laughing
What the hell r you talking about
he's right
hiiiii
Hi
Wap guys
I'm back
20 seconds chat dead
When dose te season chnage?
t i m e z o n e s , its currently 9:32 PM for me
dkdc
In 2040
crazy
Don't feel much sarcasm from that 
what if he is right?

I wish you bad luck for your exams

looks like somebody doesnt get invited to parties..
Lol
Lol i have a party in 6 days
The one you are hosting?
Nope
have fun then🤌
I dont like hoasting parties
Thanks
yea hosting parties sucks
Agree
especially if its at ur house
Facts
My friends just ruin their images in front of everyone
