💬│english-chat

[quasi timber]

Ewalk

Bro

[stray violet]

[lament stream]

ewalk.

[quasi timber]

U still on this server

?

[scenic crown]

🐗

[stray violet]

What does it look like

[cosmic garden]

I’m Jesus

[lament stream]

proof???

[quasi timber]

Bro, you've been here for years dude

[cosmic garden]

in my bio

[ocean void]

Yall tweakin

[scenic crown]

I thought u died for our sins

[sonic bronze]

He can walk in the water

[stray violet]

What's your old user

[quasi timber]

Thoon

[stray violet]

YOOOO

[lament stream]

that's your pronouns, not your bio.

[cosmic garden]

I’m Jesus

[lament stream]

which means ALL of these words are your pronouns and you're not actually jesus.

[cosmic garden]

I’m/the/new/jesus/b

[stray violet]

Real thoon appearance

[quasi timber]

Fr

[stray violet]

Nice 3rd account

[quasi timber]

I get on usually when I am bored

[quasi timber]

It's the second

[ocean void]

Bro can yall stop arguin sbt this person being jesus

[quasi timber]

But I've changed the name to troll

[lament stream]

why?

[sonic bronze]

Nice face reveal

[ocean void]

U know the answer

And still atguing

Arguing

[lament stream]

atguing.

[quasi timber]

Search XSlayder on yt

[sonic bronze]

No

[quasi timber]

That is me

Fr

[sonic bronze]

👍

[ocean void]

If ur atheist just say that 🤡

[stray violet]

Search MrBeast on yt

That's me

[quasi timber]

No no friend

Allah

[lament stream]

i'm christian.

(i'm not).

[sonic bronze]

You look like him

[quasi timber]

Fr

Didn't realize

[ocean void]

Its alright jesus still loves u

[paper tangle]

but you're broke

[quasi timber]

He is wealthy

He is discord mod

He is rich

[sonic bronze]

He is broke with level max boost badge

[quasi timber]

[stray violet]

I invest everything into the next video!!!

[paper tangle]

trueeee

ewalker is so broke

[stray violet]

Mfw thoon here

But no adren

No gotti

No secre

No 007

[quasi timber]

Adren is still mod

?

[stray violet]

I don't think so

[quasi timber]

Can't be

He has a life now like

[stray violet]

Autobahn enjoyer

[quasi timber]

007 probably got a real job

And secre

[paper tangle]

Adren left the mod team

like

[quasi timber]

He probably dead

[paper tangle]

6 months ago

[stray violet]

[ocean void]

Dayum

[quasi timber]

Good for him

[paper tangle]

007 hangs around here time to time

[ocean void]

Bro chose to be alive

[paper tangle]

I think he came home from Greece or Rome

forgot

[quasi timber]

Like most of us

[ocean void]

Fr

[paper tangle]

eNigma I do not know where he is

gotti is playing CS2 rn

[quasi timber]

Idk either, maybe army maybe college

Haven't talked with em in 2 years

[ocean void]

I went from cs go to standoff 2

[quasi timber]

Except gotti

[ocean void]

What a downgrade

[quasi timber]

Let games go, go make love to some girls

[ocean void]

Dayum i got flashbacks of cs go

[quasi timber]

I cannot swear

And I hate it

[paper tangle]

it be like that

[quasi timber]

Anyways

I gotta go

[stray violet]

See now teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechnically

You can

[quasi timber]

See ya in probably 5 months

[stray violet]

Alr see ya

[ocean void]

Bruh what

Cya ig

[stray violet]

Most epicest thoon cutscene

Rare appearance

Secret animation even

[ocean void]

Lemme get a outro music

[stray violet]

Already playing

[ocean void]

Mb

[lament stream]

Standoff 2...

[stray violet]

[ocean void]

The song u listenin too threw me back to old edit era ewalk

[lament stream]

installing this game is 100% one of the worst choices i've ever made.

(i'm not uninstalling it).

[ocean void]

Same

[stray violet]

Nice transformers outro song

[ocean void]

I broke my phone 2 times

[sonic bronze]

This is the real one

[sonic bronze]

Lmao

[lament stream]

what the heeeeeeeell...

how?

[ocean void]

Well

Standoff 2 yk

[lament stream]

literally skill issue?

[ocean void]

Its still broken rn tbh

[sonic bronze]

He lost 10 competitive match and he break his phone

[ocean void]

It has phone case and protector

And everything

But inside still got broken

[ocean void]

Just tweakin abt

[lament stream]

😭

[sonic bronze]

Ik

[ocean void]

How enemy team got gold 3 people

[sonic bronze]

👍

[ocean void]

And my team is lvl 33 without a rank

[sonic bronze]

The ranked system is dogsh1

[ocean void]

Fr

I wish they added replay for the matches

[lament stream]

i wish they added female agents...

[scenic crown]

💀

[storm mauve]

💀

[paper tangle]

what

[nimble basin]

When does the next update come

[scenic crown]

Jake paul vs mike tyson coming

Who win

[nimble basin]

Mike

[bleak mirage]

Salut

[rich crow]

any idea on when the update is

[lament stream]

today.

[lament stream]

today.

[ocean void]

Wait fr?

[lament stream]

yeah.

[ocean void]

I still cant understand what they finna add

A map or a character

I didnt watch the trailer btw

[lament stream]

6 new gloves, 4 new knives, 1 new map.

source: it was revealed to me in a dream.

[ocean void]

Battlepass?

[lament stream]

yeah.

[ocean void]

Finnay

Finally

Battlepass is the only thing that gets me valuable things

But last battlepass

I got arcane graffiti but it costs 4gold

And now it costs 15gold

[sharp badger]

wym today

for me its 11 pm

[hollow oak]

@paper tangle nab

[paper tangle]

shut up nab

[hollow oak]

oof

[paper tangle]

why are you back all of the sudden

[hollow oak]

jumping on cs so i opened discord and saw the server on the sidebar

[paper tangle]

fair

@silk kraken BlitZ is here, say hi before he's gone for another 6 months

[hollow oak]

I will always respond to mentions im just easily forgotten lol

[paper tangle]

i didnt forget

[hollow oak]

also got a match bye lol

[paper tangle]

@stray violet probably did

[hollow oak]

oof

[paper tangle]

Good luck on the match

[hollow oak]

if its anything like last 4 gonna lsoe

lsoe*

i give up

[paper tangle]

lmfao

[silk kraken]

hi, you seem like the type of guy to play Helldivers 2

[hollow oak]

stopped playing it

[paper tangle]

damn

[silk kraken]

🥲

[paper tangle]

no friends?

[hollow oak]

just annoying when it comes to randoms

[paper tangle]

damn

sad

[sour star]

do u play helldivers?

[outer valley]

leave cs2 plz!

[sour star]

XD

[silk kraken]

no, it costs too much

[paper tangle]

I mean

I could just buy it for you

early bday gift

[outer valley]

why the cheaters i reported arent banned yet !!!

[paper tangle]

Support Team rn

[outer valley]

"2d ago. Not seen yet"

[sour star]

[sour star]

fr

[stray violet]

Real

[paper tangle]

Real

faker

[outer valley]

[sour star]

[outer valley]

[outer valley]

[wintry parrot]

[sour star]

what did he saaaayyy?

[wintry parrot]

[outer valley]

[sour star]

broke 2 rules in 1 sentence

daas crauy

[outer valley]

xD

[cosmic garden]

Yo

[sour star]

das crazy

[wintry parrot]

Oh no

[wintry parrot]

This is an official SO2 group???!

[outer valley]

yes

[sour star]

yeah? xD

[cosmic garden]

das krazy

[wintry parrot]

Lmfao I’m so sorry

[outer valley]

das lazy

[sour star]

this is the official server

[cosmic garden]

Chinese boi sup!

[wintry parrot]

💀💀💀

[sour star]

wazap

[cosmic garden]

das zy

[wintry parrot]

Let’s talk talking abt it

[cosmic garden]

is it true

[outer valley]

whatsapp

[cosmic garden]

I though u are japanese

[outer valley]

hes

[sour star]

whatsdown

[cosmic garden]

Ketchap

[sour star]

im dog for 02 frfr

🐶🐶🐶

[frozen geyser]

Guys what does "=" means

And +

[sour star]

positive

• for negative

so its like

yes or no

but for = im not sure

[frozen geyser]

Appreciate it

[dim girder]

Call

[oblique scroll]

Join call

[dim girder]

Joincall

[keen moss]

Next trailer Friday or Sunday?

[scenic crown]

@wintry parrot u got spare

[wintry parrot]

Spare what

[scenic crown]

Gold

[wintry parrot]

No one’s got ‘spare gold’

[outer valley]

how i can f record a video if im getting cheaters EVERY MATCH

dogs are using invisible hack lmfao

[wintry parrot]

Be one of them that’s how u can

[sharp mist]

i unironically dont got any cheaters

[scenic crown]

@sharp mist bro u checked dm

[outer valley]

well +1 player to report -.-

@silk kraken why tf support arent banning / seeing my reports .-.

[stray violet]

Because the state of this game has gone downhill every since (deleted user) was given power

Obviously I'm not talking about aza

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[cosmic garden]

ok

[unreal sluice]

@outer valley watch the witch and the beast

[cosmic garden]

are you cat

[paper tangle]

I felt like you were

[opal bison]

Guys, which sticker fits the best to the F/S poison? #📸│photos

[cosmic garden]

green Halloween stickers

[opal bison]

Are you sure? The zombie one?

[outer valley]

apparently it seems good :F

[cosmic garden]

Yes!

[stray violet]

No

[cosmic garden]

(No)

[stray violet]

I have nothing against you

[cosmic garden]

😮

[unreal sluice]

It’s rlly good

8 eps out so far

[sonic bronze]

Discord mod

[torn marten]

Someone to play

[paper tangle]

I thought you hated everyone here (including me)

Ryan

[stray violet]

Nah there's a few gems here

Frederick

[paper tangle]

Ahh thanks

Skipper

Hopefully I’m not one of them

[stray violet]

You're welcome

Shrek

But most people here can go to hell

Like fr

[paper tangle]

fair point

[sonic bronze]

Shrek

[paper tangle]

Farqward

[sonic bronze]

🐲

[wintry parrot]

Is it too late for me to buy The Halloween sticker pack

I think it’s 14k or something

[stray violet]

Yes

A few years too late

[wintry parrot]

Too late. Damn

What should I buy

To invest in. I was thinking of ST yakuza

[stray violet]

Wait til market crashes

Rn not a good time to buy and invest

[random perch]

stand-off stonks

📈

[modest bane]

Hello

[brave stream]

There promo code?

[unreal sluice]

:((

[frozen geyser]

Update tmrw right ?

[unreal sluice]

Not now

[unreal sluice]

No one knows

[brave stream]

like my promo don’t showing

[frozen geyser]

Should be

Trailer was almost 3 days ago

So

Its either tmrw

Or in 2 days

[unreal sluice]

It can come weeks after the trailer

[frozen geyser]

Nah

[unreal sluice]

No one knows when the update will come

[frozen geyser]

Easy predict

Either tmrw

[unreal sluice]

Nope

[frozen geyser]

Or in 2 days

[unreal sluice]

Axlebolt are unpredictable

[sonic bronze]

damn

[sudden gate]

Whomp Whomp

[opal bison]

Guys i have a phone that gets 58-59 fps in the game, if i change to one that has 165 fps, will the change be big?

[sudden gate]

Yes

i play on 20 fps

and i get good kdr

you could probably kill someone b4 they can see you

[frozen geyser]

What phone has 165 fps?

[sudden gate]

a nasa phone

[opal bison]

Same

[sudden gate]

would still be on lowest graphic settings to get that much tho

[opal bison]

There are a lot of them.

[frozen geyser]

Name some

[opal bison]

Asus, Motorola and ZTE

Those branches hace phones with 165fps

[outer valley]

yk theres +1 trailer right?

[frozen geyser]

Um

[frozen geyser]

Atp

Get a pc

Much worth it

[viscid nebula]

yh

[frozen geyser]

Also

[outer valley]

they gonna upload +1 trailer

[frozen geyser]

The limit will be much more

Than 165 fps

[viscid nebula]

But is there a 165fps that looks like a normal phone

[frozen geyser]

My s23 ultra doesnt have 165

[viscid nebula]

Im not pulling in the street with a phone that has rgb shi on it

[frozen geyser]

When

That's besides the point tho

Its taking so long

[outer valley]

soon

[outer valley]

cuz u only have 120hz on screen :v

[frozen geyser]

Ur telling me some random phone has 165 hz?

[outer valley]

yes

i think the most recent rogphone have it

[frozen geyser]

Rogphones make sense

But

Motorola

I could over clock my s23 ultra

But ion play with my phone

So

[sour star]

tf is motorola

like

ive heard abt it

my friend has one

[frozen geyser]

Its a phone apparently

[sour star]

but ive never really heard abt it

[frozen geyser]

Always thought its a bike

Sounds like a bike

[outer valley]

most commom brazilian phone

xd

[sour star]

same

lol

replace that word with 💩

[viscid nebula]

yh

[outer valley]

coco

[sour star]

poco

[cosmic garden]

Yo

[lime palm]

Anyone down to play

[cosmic garden]

[sonic bronze]

Æ

[gilded flower]

bruh how

[rich crow]

hope they remove level based matchmaking

[gilded flower]

for real

[rich crow]

training on the training map is a trash experience

training on real players is the best option

[gilded flower]

idk

i do both

training mode for fun

more than training

beat my records and stuff

[cosmic garden]

I broke my finger

I were punch phone last time

[proper gyro]

crazy

[cosmic garden]

It doesn't hurt do you think it's broken?

swollen

[sour star]

cuz my friend has one

[proper gyro]

motorola is like a very weird brand

they make crazy stuff

not never gets mainstream

[sour star]

bikes?

[proper gyro]

so they don't have the recognition like other brands

no bruh phones

[gilded flower]

no, how do you not know what a motorola is

[sour star]

cuz like

[gilded flower]

oh wait nvmmm

[proper gyro]

:icant:

[gilded flower]

soeey

i cant read

[sour star]

he was first person who had one

[gilded flower]

i thought u said “cuz i’ve never heard about it”

[sour star]

yeah like ive really mever really "heard" abt it

[cosmic garden]

yo

[proper gyro]

i know like 5 people who had a motorola before

[sour star]

im going to sleep

gn yall

[cosmic garden]

@sonic bronze

@sonic bronze

[sonic bronze]

?

[cosmic garden]

why

[cosmic garden]

@sonic bronze

[sour star]

tired

[sonic bronze]

gn

[sonic bronze]

?

[sour star]

gn

[cosmic garden]

I want this

[cosmic garden]

ok gud nayt

[sonic bronze]

Use modclient or use my method

[brittle knoll]

Umm guys

[cosmic garden]

what is modclient

[sonic bronze]

Bet

[brittle knoll]

Bad news

[sonic bronze]

Discord modified

[cosmic garden]

Ah whatever

[brittle knoll]

Bad news for the whole world even

[cosmic garden]

im so tired deal w this

[cosmic garden]

wh

[brittle knoll]

Wheat also has omega 6

🦕

9:1 ratio omega 6 to 3

In comparison walnuts are 4:1

🐓 🐓

When when wheat is also a grain 😧😭

[cosmic garden]

[brittle knoll]

Get back in the shell

🐢

[cosmic garden]

No!

[brittle knoll]

Man

Imagine a world without omega 6

[sonic bronze]

You tired with pings

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[cosmic garden]

[brittle knoll]

Also

[cosmic garden]

this is better

[brittle knoll]

Another name for it is linoleic acid

📝🦕

[cosmic garden]

📝🦕

[brittle knoll]

I will make this a daily reminder

🐓
📝🐓

What u eat in a lifetime decides your final fate

Bread: 🐔 👉👈

[stray violet]

High fructose corn syrup

And chemicals I can't pronounce

[brittle knoll]

Oh yea

Ohhhhh yeahhh

[rich crow]

YOOOO

I’m back

[brittle knoll]

On top of wheat naturally containing linoleic acid

[rich crow]

I feel like an idiot

[brittle knoll]

People also bake bread with oil

So it's even worse than I thought

🐡 🐓

[rich crow]

I went to say something about my connection being a** a while ago and got timed out for an hour 😭😭

[brittle knoll]

I mean most store bread has it

"so it doesn't stick when rolled" (bs)

🦕

[swift zenith]

A

[brittle knoll]

Carbs aren't the only factor for diabetes in a diabetic who eats bread their entire life ☝️🐔 it's also this linoleic acid that accumulates literally in a lifetime

☝️:kokodak_nerd:

Shooply dooply pooply poo

Dyno stole my paragraph

🐆 Flipping cow

[paper tangle]

Mustard Gas

[vapid gust]

whens the update

[lethal orbit]

Does anyone have a 9 digit id?

[verbal imp]

Wot

[paper tangle]

idk mines 8 digits

[void bronze]

yes

[lethal orbit]

Why tho

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[verbal imp]

Wdym why

[lethal orbit]

I have 2 accounts with 8

[brittle knoll]

Why

[stray violet]

Literally anybody that breathes here does

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[lethal orbit]

And one with 9

[stray violet]

All the 8 digit ones are gone

[brittle knoll]

Why tho

[stray violet]

They grew up

[lethal orbit]

Thats crazy

[brittle knoll]

I mean why have two with 8 and one with 9

[lethal orbit]

I thought I was special

I thought I was special damn

[stray violet]

No

8 digit just means your account is older

Like

Before s3 I think

[lethal orbit]

Maje sense

Make

[brittle knoll]

Why tho

🐓 🐓

[stray violet]

Because smaller number requires less digits

[lethal orbit]

I got an accounts with 74797479

What id is this man

[stray violet]

It's

Definitely an id

I can guarantee you that

[ember nova]

Hi

[lethal orbit]

[lethal orbit]

Helo

[ember nova]

I haven’t played standoff in like 9 hours

[lethal orbit]

Damn

So long ago

[void bronze]

make it 10 hours

[ember nova]

Did we finally get the damn update

[verbal imp]

So long

[lethal orbit]

I just did lvl 20 on a secondary account

[verbal imp]

No

[lethal orbit]

I'm tired

[ember nova]

Bruh

I’m like 400 xp from lvl twenty and I started playing three days ago

[lethal orbit]

Maybe on 16

[lethal orbit]

I just made that account today

[ember nova]

Crazy

[lethal orbit]

[ember nova]

It’s only took me like 5 hours to get to lvl 19

I don’t play games that much

[lethal orbit]

Thats good

[ember nova]

Im usually on social media

Watching reels and TikTok’s

[lethal orbit]

I want to make legend this season and than im gonna sell my account

Ill try to sell it

[ember nova]

Bro the update is most likely gonna be this week or this month so u better not go outside for atleast 3 days

I have school on Friday

Bc I moved

[lethal orbit]

How old are you bro

[ember nova]

And my house addy is not on any maps yet

[ember nova]

Not classifing that buddy

[void bronze]

yeah they dont bother to fix it lmao

[lethal orbit]

Alright alright

[void bronze]

its been in the game since forever

[lethal orbit]

I can asume maybe 15

[ember nova]

lower

[lethal orbit]

I dont

[lethal orbit]

Damn nvm

Im playing this game since dust

[ember nova]

old

[lethal orbit]

Old af bro

[ember nova]

Ur at least near your twenties

[lethal orbit]

Over 20

21

[ember nova]

Bro is a prehistoric animal 💀

[lethal orbit]

Pahahhahaha

Im getting older

[void bronze]

are you saying he hasnt evolved yet

[lethal orbit]

I want to focus more on wild rift

[ember nova]

does it feel sad knowing your getting older and older to the point where your gonna have to start a family soon

[lethal orbit]

Hmm let me think

[lethal orbit]

That's how i feel

Work

priority

Live like children as long as you can, because I miss being a child and not thinking so much about the future

It's hard to be an adult

[ember nova]

Bro finna become a Dinosuar soon

Blud is gonna reach his full state type sh

[lethal orbit]

Than i am a extinct Dinosaur

[ember nova]

I still got years so I’m chilling

[lethal orbit]

But don't spend all your time on games

Try to be successful

[ember nova]

I don’t really have the choice there’s nothing to do in my neighborhood

[lethal orbit]

Make some drive by

Jk jk

[ember nova]

My town is from the 1700s bro💀

[lethal orbit]

What town

Where are you from tho

He got time out

[livid veldt]

#🇧🇷│português

You can't speak Portuguese in this chat

[steep oar]

Sorry

I don't have access to Brazilian chat

[livid veldt]

why??

send me a print in private

[paper tangle]

How don’t you have access to it when you have the role?

[steep oar]

I don't know

[brittle moss]

This is strange

[paper tangle]

If you can’t access it then leave the server and then come back

I’ll send the discord link in your DMs

[brittle moss]

remove the post and put it back

Does anyone know when the next update comes out?

[lunar tinsel]

Guys

Where can I

Report some ping things

[paper tangle]

It’s unknown when it the next updates comes out

[brittle moss]

Oh ok, thanks

[paper tangle]

You can report this to the Support Team on the bottom right of your screen.

https://help.standoff2.com/en

[lunar tinsel]

Like some god damn guy ruined my game

[burnt path]

When update season 7?

[paper tangle]

Currently unknown.

[lunar tinsel]

Bro I mean

Like someone ruined my whole allies game

[steep oar]

I left the server and came back, the Brazilian chat is not blocked

For me

[lunar tinsel]

They had 770 pings

And killed me several timws

I couldn't even respond

And got some -30

Or -40

[brittle moss]

Hack

[lunar tinsel]

İt's not fair man

[paper tangle]

Again you can report that to the Support Team

[lunar tinsel]

But how

There are not that much sections to do that man

[paper tangle]

[brittle moss]

Hre

[lunar tinsel]

Oh boi cm'on

[brittle moss]

Here*

[lunar tinsel]

You gotta be kidding man

[brittle moss]

?

[lunar tinsel]

Bro

[brittle moss]

[paper tangle]

[lunar tinsel]

My god damn problem is

Oh man

Help me pls

[brittle moss]

[lunar tinsel]

İt's annoying

You know

Like you play a game

But someone f. xks your game

[paper tangle]

if you can just read what we said, you can report this to the Support Team with the link provided.

[steep oar]

😴😴

[lunar tinsel]

And than boom you get -40

[lunar tinsel]

İf you can't read my sh1t

I said there are no sections for it

[paper tangle]

Yes there is

[lunar tinsel]

Bro which tf

[brittle moss]

calm down

[lunar tinsel]

F 3k it ill find it myself

[paper tangle]

me too man

[brittle moss]

Calm down man

[paper tangle]

Yes

Afternoon

(It’s evening)

[lunar tinsel]

How tf can I report them

[paper tangle]

ooof

[lunar tinsel]

I'm just tired bro

Man

I click the link

I ve look at the articles

[paper tangle]

Report a player > Report the player for another reason. To do this you just click the small button on the bottom right once you clicked the link.

[lunar tinsel]

There stays 'go to send message section and click on report player' but there's no F1 cing section like that

[brittle moss]

Good night guys

[paper tangle]

Have a goodnight

[lunar tinsel]

Gn

[brittle knoll]

Good morning

🐓

[paper tangle]

🐓

[brittle knoll]

Good meowning

[brittle moss]

Thanks

[lunar tinsel]

Don't make me tell that

[paper tangle]

another way to say f word

[lunar tinsel]

I'll get baned

[lunar tinsel]

Agree

[paper tangle]

it’s just a 1 hr mute but it’s understandable here

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[paper tangle]

Just click the button on the bottom right

that’s where you report

[lunar tinsel]

Yeah man 1 hr I'll do it again if I'll get

[paper tangle]

ANYTHING

[lunar tinsel]

Bro just

Ah ignore it

[paper tangle]

It’s not a ban after like several mutes

[lunar tinsel]

I go to the send message section and there's nothing there

Actually not the thing I wanted to see

Bro

[brittle knoll]

You ever look in the mirror and think

[lunar tinsel]

I click there

[brittle knoll]

"Hmm what a handsome guy"

[lunar tinsel]

But it doesn't work

[brittle knoll]

🐓 🐓

[paper tangle]

Send a video

just send me a video

[lunar tinsel]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

"I wonder what's his diet"

🐓

🛹

Nah what did bro just say

I got good visual memory

[hollow oak]

Time to search for my mention

[lunar tinsel]

Yo hw should I send it 2 u

[brittle knoll]

Oh no, a human being using discord

He's doing it, he's being human

☹️

[paper tangle]

Just send it on #📸│photos

[hollow oak]

Whoever Inuno is mentioned me to leave cs2

That’s fun

[paper tangle]

lmao

[brittle knoll]

Yeah

[proper gyro]

would like to play cs2 but can't run it well as valo

[lunar tinsel]

Tf is vali

Vallo

Calo

[brittle knoll]

Just goes to show the self Esteem some ppl have

[lunar tinsel]

Man tf is that

[proper gyro]

still same problem messing up in actual multiplayer lobbies

[stray violet]

In new yooooork
Concrete jungle wet dream tomaaaato

[brittle knoll]

When you're anonymous u can be better than your real self

Or so appear

🐓

U see someone having a great time, envy strikes

That's normal

When you're a sad human being

[proper gyro]

truly

[brittle knoll]

But with anonymity they can let their intrusive thoughts out

Simple as that

Just look at the documentary about the staged torture whatever with an audience that votes for the the

[stray violet]

You are very handsome and muscular

But lack vitamin c

[brittle knoll]

And the audience has masks

I'm not handsome, in fact my face is highly asymmetrical, unlike the ideal western male standard

I just feel good about myself

[stray violet]

Is this a covid reference

[brittle knoll]

🦕

You are my taikwando

[tough meadow]

ryan gosling's face is kinda asymmetrical but I think he's considered handsome

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[proper gyro]

@lunar tinsel can i ask you something? are you intellectually impaired, or technologically illiterate?

[trim otter]

@lunar tinsel check #📸│photos

[brittle knoll]

I remember clearly hating my face and body so yea that's basically what changed

Compared to the past

Optimized eating to optimize the mental

👉🐔

My diet from 10 years ago was unimaginably insane

[trim otter]

@proper gyro he have half hour trying to report him from the game when all he had to do it's read the chat and click the link that you guys send him, I mean 😂😂😂

[paper tangle]

I already explained it to him

[brittle knoll]

Depression? Adhd? Diabetes? Lack of motivation/energy? Say goodbye they no longer exist, all humans are now free from all these illusions 🐔🪄

[lethal orbit]

I have diabetes

[trim otter]

@paper tangle and he still didn't get it :)))

[paper tangle]

He already did it

[lethal orbit]

[brittle knoll]

Water fast

🐔🪄

[paper tangle]

He already finished the report

there’s no need to ping him anymore

[stray violet]

Nice manual blinking

[proper gyro]

would honestly leave him be

[paper tangle]

And I’m gonna splash some water on my face

[brittle knoll]

Bruhhhh!

[proper gyro]

advise to stop playinh games even

[brittle knoll]

😡

[paper tangle]

because I’m gonna have an seizure from this

[trim otter]

Well I just saw the video and I wanted to help him, nothing more 🙂

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🦕

[paper tangle]

It’s already fine

he’s just tired

better to leave him alone now

[trim otter]

lol

[stray violet]

Also nice dry lips

(you licked them)

🦉

[brittle knoll]

🐤

You fliping pig

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

As if the ewalker did not just lick his lips rn

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐤

[stray violet]

I'm eating

[paper tangle]

exactly

[stray violet]

And breathing manually

[paper tangle]

yk what

[brittle knoll]

You are also holding your shoulders using your bones

[paper tangle]

eat McDonald’s for dinner

[brittle knoll]

🦉

[stray violet]

You are holding you head using your neck!!

[brittle knoll]

You're also manually balancing yourself on the chair

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

You are TOO, you are also holding your neck with your spine!!!

[proper gyro]

manually pressing your screen

[brittle knoll]

😤🤬

🥺

[stray violet]

You can now see your nose

[brittle knoll]

Even these emojis Don look real anymore

😩 _ _

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

You are staring at the sauropod_fried_shrimp !

😂

[stray violet]

You are manually moving your eyes

[brittle knoll]

Omg

You are manually thinking in english idk

[stray violet]

Wrong!!!!!

[brittle knoll]

Writing each letter in your imagination

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

🐓

Each shape too

Not like a typewriter

[stray violet]

You will now feel your tongue in your mouth

[brittle knoll]

Each dot that composes each curved line

[brittle knoll]

🦙

[stray violet]

Your toes are now aware of each other and will feel each other

🐥

Nice Russian lettering

[brittle knoll]

But it's true tho

[stray violet]

You are now

Yourself

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[stray violet]

You are now aware of your existence

You are now seeing the pov of your brain

You are not your body

You are brain controlling body

[brittle knoll]

🦜

[stray violet]

And now you feel each and every command sent by brain to muscles

You are now manually existing

[brittle knoll]

Ranciid oil 🦜

[stray violet]

Cruise control no longer exists

You are now manually controlling the vessel

[brittle knoll]

I am manually moving blood through my veins

🐡

And manual beating heart and transporting nutrients to brain

[stray violet]

You are now manually digesting

[brittle knoll]

Manually electrocuting the neuron transmitters

I am now controlling the bacteria in my stomach

Oh wait

I am controlling my stomach now

🦉

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

What is this, I just switched places between the stomach and liver

🤔🤨

[stray violet]

Your pancreas is now upside down

[brittle knoll]

Hmm, I am now remodeling my internals

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

I just split my lobes and moved one elsewhere, I created a shell around my cerebellum and brain stem

[stray violet]

You are now manually creating blood cells

[brittle knoll]

That way they couldn't be ever affected by any force impacts

Oh yeah speaking of which, I changed their shape and added spikes

That way bacteria is gonna get damaged upon contact

[stray violet]

Thorns enchantment

[brittle knoll]

So now I have both the immune system and the blood cells themselves being able to defend themselves

Oh, I just figured out how to transform organic matter into metal, I am now evolving into a cyborg

I am also able to manually control the air around me, I am now flying

[stray violet]

You are now wearing overalls, propeller hat, and are holding a comically large lollipop

[brittle knoll]

Tbh I don't like the attitude of that tree in my garden (i can hear it as I am also connected to the ground using electromagnetic radiation)

[brittle knoll]

Tbh, I didn't tell you this, but learning to control each and every aspect of my existence manually had allowed me to master the manipulation of the fundamentals of matter itself, I have eventually succeeded in learning to control each and everything in the universe, including the planet, all stars, metals, atoms, protons... In other words, I can see you

And I am not in your walls

[stray violet]

Yo mama still a llama

[brittle knoll]

But I am your walls

[stray violet]

No matter how much of the universe you control

[brittle knoll]

☹️

You pigg

You are now your pfp

🪿

And your name is @stray violet

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

😂🤦👉

[hushed jetty]

if your gonna hide the whole game in comp your a loser idc who you are

[stray violet]

You're

[proven cloud]

For some reason, my game cant get pass 60hz although my phone can get up to 90hz. Can someone help?

[sacred halo]

Probably your gpu aint powerful

[sacred halo]

Wuts your device bro

[proven cloud]

Xiaomi 11s

[stiff crow]

Bto I need teammates

[civic glen]

Allies?

[opal cypress]

Akira toriyama died

[cosmic kraken]

When's the NEW SEASON FFS

[next ocean]

guten morgen

[sacred halo]

Is scretched resolution allowed

I just saw someone on youtube playing standoff 2 with low settings stretched resolution lol

[devout bobcat]

Ofc🦛

[sacred halo]

Wow

[noble mantle]

Gn

Gm* lol

[proper gyro]

people when editing softwares :NAW:

[paper tangle]

[sacred halo]

Nah it wasnt something like that they were glitching split screen lol

[proper gyro]

didnt look like alter game files to me

[verbal imp]

Today is Friday huh

[lethal orbit]

Best color for Crosshair ?

[wispy notch]

@proper gyro What do you mean stock? I'm commenting on the sticker having a rotation error, and during the game it doesn't even have animation

[proper gyro]

oh that

kinda dont see anything wrong?

the sticker is just warped abit

due to the nature of the surface

[lethal orbit]

Best color for Crosshair ?

[proper gyro]

cyan, it has the most contrast

[wispy notch]

The sticker is not rotating properly on some weapons, and during the game there really isn't any rotation on it.

[proper gyro]

is it like a certain type of sticker the brand new ones?

[wispy notch]

No, it's more about the rotation

[wispy notch]

Ye

[lethal orbit]

Can u give me hex code of the crosshair?

[proper gyro]

ah ig the value of how it shifts just different up and down

it's more sensitive to left and right movements tho

00FFEE00

[lethal orbit]

Tnx

Its invisible

🥲

[proper gyro]

oh i think i had my opacity disabled

w8

[lethal orbit]

Yeaa

I just see that

[proper gyro]

just make the last 2 value F

[lethal orbit]

Oh okay

Do you play static?

Or dynamic

[frozen geyser]

Static

Who plays dynamic

[lethal orbit]

Bro what

Dynamic is everything

Try it

[dreamy musk]

[lethal orbit]

Im trying to play ipad glitch but its imposibile on my phone

But its soo wide

[thorn surge]

Rip Akira Toriyama the Creator of Dragon Ball Z

[hushed jetty]

NOOOO

[lethal orbit]

Damn bro

[hushed jetty]

[lethal orbit]

Rest in piece

I only saw the first episode of dragon ball

[hazy gazelle]

RIP

[lethal orbit]

But rip

[earnest barn]

cyan

[lethal orbit]

Rlly

I mean it looks alright

[hazy gazelle]

Or yellow

[earnest barn]

cyan stands out more imo

[lethal orbit]

I need to contact comms officer to get master role

How do i do that

Adre you know how?

[paper tangle]

You just dm it

that’s all

Just wait until it’s online

[lethal orbit]

Name?

[dreamy musk]

[paper tangle]

@silk moth

That’s it

[lethal orbit]

Ooo

[paper tangle]

Juicy