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"bomb has been defused"
That's what I hear when the last CT standing defuses meanwhile my other terrorist teammates are wandering around (I'm the only terrorist that died)
Is anyone else's bottom front teeth overlapping eachother?
Will they add a new map to the standoff or will they rebuild one?
I wanna feel better about myself and not alone
My bottom front teeth fell off
I mean not better, more like average

At least average
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Crazy chicken.
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Eat vegetables.
Yes
They used to fry them in oil too
So their opps can see that they're becoming big and strong
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Spinachh
While sailing the sea
Popeye sailor
Yum
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Yeeee
"the terrorists win"
They used to then sit down in front of a screen to work everyday
Or at home to play
And chatting would be done through instant messaging apps
Ded.
skeleton fell off
That's not possible ๐น ๐น ๐น
And eat plant based meat
They'd harvest wheat and turn it into meat in a factory
Or grass
Nice chemical usage
Uwu
~รwร~
Veganism is life
Me after i eat pork ๐ช๐ฟ๐ง๐ฟ


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Nooo da chicken is ded
Hog Rider
Do u play roblox?
Yeah hhhh
skeleton fell off
Yes but no more.
I recommend world zero

Yoooooo chilllll
Ah i play that game before.
I love roblocc
Oh yeah I forgot it's kinda old
And I only found it recently
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Never crossed my mind to search google "what are some actual good roblox games"
But then I woke up
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Me comeback playing roblox at 2 or 3 months maybe
And I searched "what are some actual good roblox games"
Arsenal?
Counter blox
I was skeptical before trying this one and didn't get disappointed
Yeah.
Dababy car simulator
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There's one?
Oh yeah
That reminds me of the half life 2 remake
It's been like 3 years or more since I've seen it, it wasn't finished
survive until 6 am
Heck no, full of cheaters
Cook them
Fry them
Eat them
Slice them
Cheat for kids with no skills
...
unvarnished
I believe both sides profit off them
Valve and the cheaters
Valve gets money from prime buyers, cheaters sell the skins they get externally
Anti cheat ๐ค๐ง
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Well

There's cheaters who just bhop around the map continuously and instantly kill everyone in sight
Skill issues.
And they don't get detected immediately even, sometimes ppl don't even vote out
Cuz why not bring a whole squad with u to prevent kicking
Cause they dumb
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There's probably a whole corporation of cheaters
Like
Maybe even an office at least
Like those from indian scammers
No anti cheat?
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Maybe not just one could be more
Apparently it's ai now
But "it's still learning"
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yaya
So yea, a guy bhopping at super speed across the map, no scoping everyone with awp at rifle speed - still undetectable by the ai (real)
Ai tryna to know who is the exploiter
Obviously the new guy that got a lucky shot
Wallers could be obvious but still don't get kicked
Even some streamers.
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Ayl
Hardware cheats may absolutely not get detected at all
Ayooo
And that's a thing now
Chill bruh
Even valorant's anti cheat may detect it
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Valorant cheaters are dumb
But "with vac it's not needed" - credit cheater documentary
they cant even get kill man
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Cheaters vs pro player
The way it works is like
throwing grenade
They project the memory from the pc the game runs on into external hardware then it gets read and put into a minimap projected into another monitor
This is me
real
real
whatsup my k
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Wouldn't it be crazy if the players were just not registered if they were behind a wall?
(Ebab )
kinda tired
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wbu
Bahhhh
ahhbahh
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clean damn
i have a math project so there's no sleep for me
24 hours
My teeth hurt
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Understandable
To hell math!
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W..what?
i need caffeine !!!
@primal rain
@primal rain hallo
u trying to do copy kaffn
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Copy ๐ค๐ง
!!!
summoning caffeine at home ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
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This pigger is dead ๐๐ฝ๐
He just doesn't know it yet ๐
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Meow
Oh no!
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TURKฤฐล
WARADO
he got 30 minute mute
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WARADO?!?!
how u talking!
Wat.
u cant talk!
Damn this server playin w me
sans last breath phase 3
This user is banned, he just doesn't know it yet
Man what.
Money ๐ฆ
Look what am i listening rn
real
It's a normal thing.
automod bannen him
Wth ๐
Wat i do ๐

you cant talk
Mate,it just a normal warning ๐
Let me checking my dm ๐
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It just a warning bruh
nope
If me got banned me already gone bruh
Bro still doesn't know ๐
Checkmate.
checkmate liberals
Mann, ich werde Krieg fรผhren
No egg?
Nope
.
My fridge only has flour rn
.
Uh.
Cocoa
What.
make breads
But that's trash
do you know what's better than fresh bread
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I'd like it a bit more puffy but I don't have much patience to wait
fresh bread with honey and butter
Eggs or meat
Sandwich.

At that point just eat some chocolate
i like bitter chocolate
There's a chance it's a bit better than likee anything fried
and they have almost no sugar
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Unless my memory is bad ๐ฆ
It's not the sugar in chocolate I'd skip
More so the oils or fats used
Didn't look much into it but seems fishy
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idk how they're making it
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but it has caffeine
Oh yeag
so i need it
Cocoa butter
Idk much about it
Oh
Seems to be mostly saturated, similarly to coconut oil
But chocolate should usually be highly processed
I'm still not sleeping.
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Why r u so random
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(penguin of confrontation)
hi guys
Wat.
Does anyone know when the seventh season is coming out?
Both
Eggplants or whatever grows in the shade may work
I have a big room with no windows so it's dark kinda all the time
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Does anyone know when the seventh season is coming out?
What about the tenth?
no and stop asking
why bro?
@nova mason Do u know when is season 10?
10?
Yes
Squad men ??
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oh i don't know, if we'd know you wouldn't be asking and there would be a channel where it was announced
possibly because several hundred impatient idiots can't sit their ahh down and just wait for it
I considered growing mushrooms, haven't had those in a while
I would need a humid environment
This is why I wanna have my own farm in the future, it looks like an appealing hobby, u can grow your own food and know it has no chemicals/pesticides
new outcast W
Started with Minecraft, ended with real life
Wdym
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Uhm excuse me, #502499862307274752 games
What the
Oh
Who wanna play?
when is the update?
@brittle knoll u have life ?
Hi
Me
Me too
Whenโs update? Starting to think I was gaslit into believing it was today
Seems too late now
Sup
Sec
Add me
Comp
Yo bro
Almost done
With the others so u gonna be the 4th teammate
we do a little trollin
and
Done now

I just bought it rn cause u said this @rugged trail
Yes
ok are you
Sia
cat
Log in lol
What about fs poison or deagle aureate
@rich crow join lobby
can i shut marks
You rat
in game
bro
Ohhhhhh
can i pass jungle ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ
I get it
LMAO
I'm not sure
Yes
liar !!
ok
When new season comes out, new weapon comes out as well??? Or just new create?
shut up
Ilysm

After the Victor and new map trailer come
i ate new map
Was ot tasty?
tasty
hello
I think you might have eaten some uranium barrels...
@helpers
New ways to waste money on so2 will come out๐ฃ๏ธ
@admins
Same no update since december
!
Wait until you see the price of new knife
300 gold
I used to be guilty of wasting money on so2
2 years ago
Maybe knife doesnt look any special
How much did you waste
700-1000g
you say this but m9 literally just looks like a standard combat knife too, carried by animation frfr.
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Expensive one
โฌ220
And nostalgia
Wow
I have max competitive medal
Did you buy it in the game or by ther online store (if you bought gold)
Wow
Yes
You wasted around 21k rubles
Tbf the m9 is the best looking knife compared to the others
I'm not talking about animations
Just by looks itself
Yes
Do you recommend me eqsting some money on so2?
Speaking of animations, it's crazy how only 2 animations carry the knife even tho other knives have 4 or 5 animations
Like no one says "oh yeah the jkommando is the best knife"
Or daggers
Everyone talks about m9
Looks cool
Even tho jkommando and daggers are the only knives with 5 animations
Tbh I dont really like daggers
Wich one is ur fav?
Harmony
Looks nice

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You didnt ask but my favourite one is butterfly and stilleto
I didn't ask because usually people say it without being asked
That's kinda how the thing goes
Anyways
truly
dagger has 7
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- pull out
- inspect
- stab left
- stab right
- stab both
Recovery after stab doesn't really count
And even if they did, it'd be 8
Best stattrack for 90 gold ? ;-;
the skin you like in stattrack
Stilleto viper and butterfly legacy
gold colour
Ofc you chose the gold skins
legacy
How unique
of course its legacy
Jk
No no
truly
You do you
at least it's not bfk glitch
Ong
tbh depending on the pattern it's a decent red bfk
Black widow
but otherwise it's hot poop
What knife is overrated?
m9
Friendly reminder that bfk saphira exists

At least glitch can kiiiiiiinda look good on its own
saphira has some decent pattern at least
Saphira is an abomination
I think scorpion is also overrated
you need meds
Ok
To say scorpion is overrated is craaaaaaazy
Because no one talks about scorpion
And when they do, it's about how bad it is
Even tho those same players never had a knife in their life
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True
Kukri is definitely overrated
Dang. I just got timed out in a server for my pickup line
Wow
Context; we were all just throwing our best ones out
Nice criminal rizz
What was the pickup line
I think if he says it heโs gonna get muted again
yo
frfr me too
lol Iโm scared
Idk if I can say the word here or not
Dm
raly whay may nitro didint gon
Just say it in the DMs too see
ay didint peyid
The dude is literally asleep
he active
Freedom
on sleeping
it has like 3 more days before it runs out

What everything 
it should be gone was 3 march

Now its 7
This
i love deha
"everything"

fr

The cat emote from Sofia?

might wanna check your subscription bro
Idk you just said he checks everything
I wanna show him that emoji
But he's offline
i didnt paid

Donโt
Do
Heโs gonna report the moment you send it
oh
check your nitro profile
its sayin
it should have the timer
10 march
I canโt cover you on that one
then 10th of march
why im bad at this game
fate

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Donโt spam my DMs if you got banned here
aza
skill issue
i will call
Have you listened to the songs I recommended?!!!!!
!!!!
????
Ya
Ja
jajjajaja
Bet
No
:((.
when will the update be released?
Saturday
when i suicide

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30 mins left to new update

really??
damn!
i will suicide in 30 m
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as if they can dm you after having no mutuals
Frend
Freund
Frien

Fren:33
Frin
30 mins? Fr
cap

My god realy!!!?!?!?!?!? 100%
frfrfr
How did you predict the future
it's out
Thatโs what she said
you will now breathe manually

i always do
U will now blink manually
nah

Too late
Guys stop I can't function manually
There are many cheats in the game!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
you will now pump your blood manually
Opinions on new desert deagle skin?
yes there are
L

Error 404 type shi
wut da heeeeeelllll
Can agree on that skin is so mid
they always put the mid skins on trailer
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worst one ever
Sad
my fault
I hope there is new skin for akr this season
hi
I want new ak skins and new knifes
or pistol skins
I want a chibi charm
only ak skin collection
aw hell naw
Thatโs for ewalk 
only m4a1 skin collection
Good night fellow standoffians.
Salute
You are stendoffiฤ

thats atleast another 4 days
4 months***
In the next 10 mins
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Yo
Yoo
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Yo sup
Iโll be doing the same once I go get my bud
I'm so hungry rn ong
bro , now seriously, yaโll know when the update is coming?

No one knows
OGStar
But these days mb
No clue. For all we know itโs ganna be in the next 6 years
search Tzanca Uraganu
I'm romanian:)))
bai du te :)))
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ok man
Yeah
yeaaah manele the best
yeah a sandwich la maker e good
thatโs better
ro?
good night rege๐๐ช๐ป
yes
regii
UPDATE
Halo freands
when is the update?
Mightโve been trolling
Hello guys
hello
Don't trust anyone except the devs on the update release date
Should be obvious by now
BRUHH
helo im dveeloper update tomorow
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Is it just me or does so2 randomly just get no sound
It's the second time it's happening to me
me too but only when im on speakers
Wdym
Kinda. For me the sound randomly gets scuffed. One sec itโs fine then next sec someone thatโs behind me sounds like they are infront to the left

Weird game sometimes
idk how to fix sory

happens to me like every other time i open the game lol
Yeah kinda weird
I had to leave guys @rich crow
Huh
Never had that happen to me before
My girl keeps spamming calls
Salut
Salut
Hii
Hmmm
What are u selling
Oh yeah
Sell: geos, kara nebula, Phoenix risen, kunai
Buy: retros, floral, fire storm
I'll have like 1k left over
It's a whole new purple set and replacing kunai set with fire storm

Ok back
The floral is one of my favorite
Or wait till they rise
But won't that be to long
Because I'm gonna do it regardless but I'm deciding whether to do it now or when they rise
And idk how long that is
And I want it now

I made a fan art
Also that yeti charm is๐ค ๐ค ๐ค
Itโs a knifes called netherite

Itโs a glowing purple Karambit
We
Already
Have
3 purple karambits โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
Glowing or not, it's still purple
He got timed out didn't he

Iโm gonna pay someone to boost me at this point
Well
How things are looking its going down steadily
Still quite high
Same fr

I already took too many losses on the market
I'm just gonna get those combos and try to stay off the market
I'll still have the gloves I bought for profit
After what happened I dont blame u
The camo?
At least
I want this combo
Cuz I like the stiletto
And thr gloves aren't mid
Yeahhhhhhhh and I'd get it too but 2 things
- stiletto kinda mid
- the color doesn't match any other skins

Otherwise it's a good combo
Fair point
If u dont really mind mix matching (I got other combos that fits anyway) then ig
Shi combo
Living flames with?
I already have ir
I know
And no it isn't all that great
idk claw

Claw
It doesnt fit nearly as well as my red gloves but

sans last breath phase 3
But whatever I just want kara
Yo
So if I wanted all 5 of those items
Yeah that won't be cheap at all
I still want the awm 2 years
Unless
yo
Hello
Just send the art on the channel and make sure to have your DMs open so that the bot can dm you and then a Moderator can check if your art is ok to be in #๐ โfan-art.
Which 5 you only said 4
- living flames
- daggers molten
- kara claw
- burning fists
Thanks
Sup
depends what you think is cool
Like the Stats tracking skins mainly
If I could get that on an at or smg Iโd be hype
I have it on my deagle only
@gilded flower that no sound bug just happened to me
Hello
Who can I report the problem to?
Is there anyone authorized?
@solar pecan hey
Why were all my accounts banned for no reason?
Dude really had the nerve to tell me "soft" during a duels game



















