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amsmoekibnkish
huh huh huh huh huh huh
Who plays car parking multiplayer

Ok sorry
Trade
Trading so2 account with e fridge
russian laughs”
One sec
Axa

axaxaxa
Nice axing
U ain't no nod 💀
nod nod
Cus here is no mod
U want me to ban u ?
Exactly
That's the same reaction I did when u said ull ban him
🐦⬛
🔎
No no I was being sarcastic
Anyone 1v1 for fun
Anyways who plays car parking multiplayer
I havent done anything that could get me banned but he tryin to trade so now shut up and out from here?
I havent done anything that could get me banned but he tryin to trade so now shut up and out from here?
Scary
Why y'all copy each other
Copying who
U copying him
yOOOOO
🌅
WspppP guys
Him who
Ello
who him
Nice dot
Ye
🐡

Who plays car parking multiplayer dm me

✋
I have played that game but it's full of gg/ hackers lmaoo

U still play it or no cuz I got a deal for ya
🫷🐉
Nahhh I won't
Oh man
why is Allies only on site A and never B?? that's so limiting
Yea
this is why i dont play allies
I guess the A site is near for the defender team (cuz they have to defend that site) and far from the attackers team (cuz they have to bomb on that site) and B site is kinda unstable and also far from both teams so I guess that's why ( I am just guessing)
( also I am still a beginner so I can't tell 100% accurately)
cuz its allies
even on cs2 its only 1 site

allies is the 2v2 gamemode right?
Yes
i figured okay
.-. idk what happened XD
Like how

Heloo ewalk
@primal rain nice 
Gimme, gimme this bird emoji now
copy da link
I'm on phone

Internet company won't install my wifi for some reason
just invite link
Japan at its finest

But they are good to charge the bills
k but why isnt it random, for example one game its only A one game it's only B and so on
cuz site A is better than B idk XD
Yeah, A site is more balanced for a 2v2
Thanks
I'm back 🐲
Nice ekbering
u
Can u play with u?
Im stuck in bronze 5
Popo means butt in turkish
🐡🐡
Nice popoing
🪿
How can i contact the developer
lolo
baldy
🐔
🦕
when will battlepass come out?
when valorant comes out no one will play standoff 2 anymore
What do you guys think
makes sense idk
i cant imagine playing valorant on mobile ngl
Standoff2>valorant
it would be more complicated to play on mobile than on PC
from all the gun games on mobile i like only so2
Anyone tryna play allies?
Hi guys
@idle lake
I still didnt got any response from anyone on my problem with skins
This game is scumy joke
on what
Aza
Did you ever had glich where you craft
Light blue skins and your grey ones and light blue are gone???
That problem
Yo sup guys
Sup
Specifically No, I never had that problem whenever I was crafting skins, and I want to ask you that do you know how the whole crafting system works?
You craft 10 skins for 1 higher value?
You get 10 skins of the same rarity for 1 higher rarity
Nice explain
and lemme ask what type of rarity did you craft
If I craft 10 epic skins, is there a possibility that the most expensive epic skin will arrive?
Dumb
No
its random

I got 10 light blue ones and 10 gray skins
And i crafted 10 light blue ones and got
Like fs and my grey where just gone
❎
No one care


🦕
Then by chance did you craft them beforehand if not then you can explain this to the Support Team

I did they ignored me
Usually takes 1-3 business days to get a response
(On Weekdays)
2023
What happens if I craft 10 arcane skins?
Nothing
Hahahahah they saw a message and didnt responed then i write another message and nothing
:/
I see it will be nothing of my skins
will there be a PC version of standoff
I have a question why we can’t craft rival case skins now ?
No
Instal bluestacs
Emulator
guys
Well you do know that crafting skins is a loss of gold by the long run and its usually not recommended.
aza can you send me pfp like your
They werent all together all .50 gold but i want my grey skins back cuz i lost them do to glich

Because It's no longer available to be crafted, the only ones you can craft are the one's you can buy, for example Fable, Empire, Sharp and Revenge.
@vestal flare
The reply didnt work
great
It doesn't really matter, but its good to try your luck on getting skins
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it is possible to get a Arcane out of it
gambling is everythin
But there is no profit from rest of cases that are available for 100g
I still want my my skins back even if they are grey ones
Like if we r able to craft uncommon skin of rival we might get a rare ak carbon which price is around 35 so there we can easily make 12 gold profit !
I feel that, but sadly its either that you crafted them on accident or a bug happened.
My friend colected gold for like whole year buy sell skins to open 1 case
And he got worst skin
Lol
lol
Bugs are there to be fixed
Case opening sucks
Yes
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If we open around 10-20 case then we would be in profit otherwise all lose
@sick crater opened 4 cases and lost all
And if someone suffer from bugs in game they at least should apologize or give something in return
Is here anyone who is playing so2 since from 2017 ?
Bro chanse of wining anything got in this game is lower than my chance of getting my skins back
I played for like 1 month from start but then i stopted cuz none of my friends didnt play
Then i retrun in 2022
And you are only gold
That’s i m asking if i could find out same player like me
On this id i m gold 2
But on my first acc i was chapion
Champion *
Did you lose acc
Sometimes that does happen but it only happens when a bug affects the whole player base (like Server Issues or someone hacking the marketplace like that one time) and they do apologize for it, but whenever its the small bugs they don't do that since those small bugs do need to be reported to the Support Team so they can send the report to another Department in order to look how it happened and write down on how they fix it and then sent over to a Developer in order to fix it.
Btw i play for fun that’s why i m still playing this game

And what then i suffer from bug for nothing????
How can I buy knife skins
For bugs like that, they are meant to be reported so it doesn't happen to any other players that craft skins
real currency to buy in game gold
Collect gold for whole life
What if I don't want to spend real money
But like everyone has knife skins
I also see noobs having some

Then if you don't then you can try to spend coins in game to buy boxes and get lucky to get higher rarity skins to sell for profit
Jk
and with enough time you can get a knife skin
Oh
Ok
4 years*
By playing the game
I only have 0.8
Lol
😭💀
Play comp and allies for maximum coins
Oh I meant 100 gold
Same
@paper gorge only real money
Bro for 100 gold you need 2 years to play nonstop
Fastest way buy it
I want something in return for my lost skins
I have to play to earn coins and with 100 coins I can buy boxes and with luck I can get a high value skin and sell it for gold
Did I understand it right?
What is the chance to get the best skin in those boxes
Like 1 in a 100
you cannot craft knives
Or like 1000
Not to craft but to sell expensive skin and buy good knife
Craft?
that makes it worse
You lose a lot of profit for that
Total 600 maybe
is more likely about 1000 grey skins to get into 1 arcane
Nice
Does anyone want to play allies with me I'm bronze but it's not my first account
I was gold back then
because you just divide by 10
Imagne to not be scam
Common
Uncommon
Rare
Epic
Legendary
Arcane
Bro dont bjy clan
@gritty river i think 3k+
1'000'000 common skins for 1 arcane
Join someone else clan
A guy sells it for 2.7
I calculated it
I have clan bro
Ye
And this game is scam
did you see a player who selling his clan in-game?
It sure is
Did you see*
No a guy asked me to buy his clan for 2.7k gold
I’m sorry 
1 mil skins
It's insane
And i cant get my 10 back that glich ate
You have to play like 10 years just for 1 arcane skin
on discord or in game?
In discord
And you need 100'000'000 coins
Bc 1 box costs 100 coins
can you send me his discord ID and video evidence to the direct messages, please?
1 mil is off by a lot
Why?
More like 5000
To report this because it goes against ToS
Or smt like that
its somewhere around the thousands
it is forbidden to selling/buying in-game clans, and we will punish him.
Maybe that guy dosent know it
Bro ur not gonna believe this
Should i warn him?
most people don't even read it
it can also be scam. please, send me his discord ID and video evidence to the direct messages.
Yes
Idk his id man
You have to play 114 years non-stop Just for 1 arcane skin
what's his @ ?
okay, then send me just his discord name and video evidence.
And I calculated that you get 50 coins per game
And it isn't normally that much
Man i dont want to be a snitch
Dude
You know what i mean
Are you joking or something
Dude
Just give it
just report it

It's going to be a waste of our time if you don't
Yeah
What will you guys do
Ban him
Bro only way to get good gold in so2 is to buy now cheap skins lots and lots of them stop playning for 2 years and then return and sell them for a bigger price
🐡
You will ban him
But if he has bough from so2 why cant he not
🤓
Sell it
If he does "sell" it
to someone its more likely that hes going to scam someone out of it
to earn more gold in order to buy more skins for himself
and if some one gets scammed

We cannot do anything about it because they didnt report it that they got scammed
Btw so2 needs to change the mmr stuff
and then we have to deal and say to them that we cannot give them back gold because they got scammed
Yes a lot
awe hell naw 
Thats their mistake for not reading
Ppl who ask for gold back when they get scammed are stupid
That was fit tho
Believe or not
fair point kaffn
You being stupid now
Not reporting a 3rd party seller
Ik
Well if you did get the clan and got scammed
look who's talking
and sadly that happens a lot
Bro if you see my profile iam in diff clan lol
Ing
real
Nobody asked
@paper tangle
I did
I did
I'm pretty sure
👀
There is a group of people
Like 5 guy
Just saying nobody asked to me
Dunno why dunno how
pretty sure I did
🍿

Just to ask
No

I already told you why
🦕
shut up 
real
fr
Somebody knows about faceit server?

Hey guys help me with my problem
With?
8 hours*
typically, the answer time is 3 business days.
if you was banned by a mistake, your account will be unbanned.

Because the bot will always say no
What if i dont have a proofs? I have only friends who can prove
Oh
Thats i have
how much chance i have with ban forever

😭
I don’t want to lose my inventory and m9
if i put hitler on my profile picture will i get banned?
Yes
But here problem
?
Yo
is anyone having ping issues too?
i used to be 100-150 ping on netherlands now im 200-300 ping
fix ur servers pls
Do you play allies
allies defuse and comp
you can report this issue here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
aint coming back to this game unless the devs fix the servers
every servers for me is like 150-300 ping now
@open arch read this message, please.
reading it rn
i used to have 80-100 ping on eastern usa now its 150-200 ping
i didnt find anything really useful for my problem
@scenic crown It's forbidden to set inappropriate images as your in-game avatar.
Any help?
Bro you never say anything i need to pull words out of you
You skip answer all the time
And asking yourself why are they more mad

@paper tangle Are you dumb
That was sudden
I didnt skip yours and answered the question that you asked
and you say to me that I'm dumb and also that I skipped your question?
when I explained it in detail?
they answer on collab email?
and also said that in general not just you specifically
I didnt i you where saying 3th stuff that dont even have one conection on my question and i asked you direct about it and then you gave me true answer
Yo
Aza sup
ello
olle
u should learn how to read then



I only asked if you knew how the system works, and then I followed it up with another to make sure you know it works and then explained about bugs because you were complaining about it, and then you argue back with the problem and then I explained in details, which I never skipped the topic. You, yourself got mad at the fact that I "skipped" the topic when Iw as just making sure that you knew how the Crafting System works.
Woow
in the middle of that i was playing games 
what happened? xd like he crafted smth?

He lost 10 grey skins
and wanted it back
u guys still talking bout craft system?
20* now
I told him that we don't return them
i can give 1 gold
Why
Still nothing
cuz it costs 0.03 G
Ill see what I can check @scenic crown

Then give me .03 gold
It's in our Policy that we don't return skins
Nooooo don't hurt me
okay come
also u wont get profit with crafts
its just waste of G
I just craft cuz i have nothing to do with 10 light blue skins ¿?
in the end u will get -G
.03 x 10 = .30 lmao
sell it
.-.
on market
then why u wantin back?


Even a chicken has more brain than him
My skins i do what i want with them
LOOL
and u did

Bro game ate my skins
Bruh
it is uncommon



And "they dont return skins"

This game has made me break my second phone
I will need new skins i guess
i broke 2 phone
Please stop pairing me with the best cybersportsmen opponents in the world and with the worst teammates possible
Ok
kibersport dima pro
Bro if that was only problem with the game
Where i can read the policy
Hmm
Someone wna play w me😭?
@rich crow don't bypass filter like that
🦆👎🏿
what is bypass filter
Y'all if you come up against an ishido with a green cat pfp it's a cheater
Loll
auto mod stuff
Its where we put words in a filter and we tell the bot what words are not allowed
Where can i read policy
and if people find a way around it its bypassing it
What did he say
go to settings ingame and there should be liscence agreement and ToS
You dont need to know
he just wrote someone wanna play with me
PLEASE
ah
@paper tangle like
i cant say b-
But i can say bii
like that?
no
anime invasion 💀💀💀
u dont care bro go away
Ok mommy
kids
I'm so sure that I can send you a photo of my birth date but you cant
Lul
lmao go away kid
Then stop badmouthing peoples interests
Don't think hes gonna stop
so u didnt say “anime invasion 💀💀💀”
And what
Mabad
to be fair @cosmic garden you did start this by responding to him
shut up
h
I didn't say you your name
BUT HE
He said to me
0_o
all he said was anime invasion with a bunch skulls
and then you responded
Can you send me part of policy where it says that you dont give back skins
I cant find it
but he said to me
which you started all of this and this could've been stopped if you didnt respond to it
bro enough just 2 gold skins
someone who understands me 0_o
Wow
I want my skins back
You can ask the Support Team for this https://help.standoff2.com/en
i can give u 6 gold and stop talking about that okay?
Yes
i can give u 10
5
put pattern skin and tell me
It's honestly my bad for not stopping this sooner
but you're safe dw
0_0
I dont have one
then buy one
ah
Im sorry for not trowing away money on games
@cursive haven I have 48 gold left, I can give you this if you sell a skin
which skin is the highest rarity you have
HELPER
Blue
Skin Name and price?
Mp 5 insanity
Sell it for 48 and keep the rest of the gold
Ok
and send pfp
Me?
yea
ya
Sup
🐗🐗

And 1.6
@cursive haven u playing cs2
Nice the og 1.6
1.6 is King
I have like 9 friends i play 5v5 when we can
To play on other servers its malwer
I just hate cs sorce
Its full of cheaters
Once i met a cheater in comp he was in enemy team he spawned 100k awm and fly around
And extreme pro players ruin the fun
It was so funny
The game was lagging right
Eny can play ?
Swets
I am waiting for grenade mode
Destroy games
Guys do we have all the medals/badges from so2 in stickers or just the veteran ones?
Idk
Bro allias only 2v2 like that is what is mode used for
I whould understand defuse 10v10
And play it all day long
But their servers are bad anyways so idk how we whould play that

@rich crow Scammer
Bruh you really did
What do you think about 10v10 mode?
This very big lesson just cry about it as much as you can and you will get somewhere
I think this mode will be good to farm xp
Somebody donates to me some gold? (Just kidding)
We poor here
Mee too
I was trying to sell a scorpion case to buy the cheapest knife and it got bugged and sold by 2.40 instead of 240
That hurts
nice bug
The person who put the bid at 2.40 is so lucky
Yes but whatever, I can just cry about it lol
Yoo noobs how you doin
Sad
Get your self practicing
grats
I quit when they changed the movement
mine won't be finished any time soon
I actually played comp 
Anyone up for allies
Comp still exists? I though it died with this game 
The movement was smooth back then
Why they changed it
Why you here I guess you were dead
Someone and my friend are playing a 5v5 tournament on sandstone, we're pretty good but we don't play much that's why we got the bronze
Not how that works
Aaaaaaaaaand he doesn't know how it works either

Maybe not everyone should be using the market
maybe not everyone shouldn't have access to the internet period
You misspelled oxygen
i want season 3 musics back*
Same.. Same..
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🦀 money
💵 crab
Waaaiiiiiiiiiiit
You're not azaaaaaaaa
no
I don't have to listen to what you say
im hto

you

Won't be possible
You have a knife
Can yall rate my edit rq
Its on photos
- There is no trading in the game
- A knife is only araound 10 bucks
It aint that expensive my guy 
deleted messages ._.
I will have to play this game a lot to have a knife ... to sell a lot of skins 🤔
10 bucks ? I'm not from ur country but... in my country everything is expensive... 500gold is 40 for me... but i can't spend my father's money on a game🤔
FOR 509?
Yeah
40?
40 for 500 gold
$s?
Nah
Just save up ur money lol
just like other games
you dont wanna pay
you have to grind
Yo
@lone pecan bro i love nettspend wtf i love you
Sup
Thx man
How is the edit tho 👀👀
it’s cool but im just flabbergasted by the fact i met a nettspendian in a standoff2 server
lol i found nett through kuru thriller in june/july lmao
The meow/meowself in ur bio is a joke right?
yes
i did
isnt allies 5v5 just competitive but half the map
yas
yes but the mmr system more broken
it gives points?

It is
And its worse in every way
It's slightly more bearable when I'm playing it with a friend
But overall it sucks
Hm
@verbal imp kiss me

😘
he hell naw
Yo

when will bp come out?
Good question 🤔
takes so long to come out
Yeah they just want to make sure they get it perfect for us tho 🤷♂️
yeah if the skins are good and the stickers im good with the wait
Wish I could find someone to play allies with 😦
i cant really play rn all the servers for me are high ping for no reason
Can someone please PayPal me $2 I really need it so I can buy the last offer so I can get arcane weapon
Im literally 2 bucks short
fr?
I've seen this before guys I think its a scam
surrrrrrrre
Alright prove it
im not stupid
I’m just a kid that wants 2 bucks cuz I’m literally short of 2
And how will I scam you 🗿
They are sending me it which means they get to choose how much
I have no access to their account whatsoever
gotta start somewhere
thats crazy
lol
Then tell me how I will scam you when I don’t even have any information about the other person 😂
Exactly no response
im not doubting for scam but damn, you went here for 2 bucks and expect people with paypal?
Yea u capping
gimme 3 rares so i can craft an arcane pls
It’s surprising how people don’t even have 2 bucks to give bruh
Serious question, who is the best so2 player?
me
then you'd be surprised that people here beg on the daily
Yk if I ask more than 5 then it’s reasonable
it's surprising u dont have 2 bucks begging in discord for $$😭
i just did it as a joke xd
Just 2 bucks bruh
i havent even freelanced in the past 5months 😭
Fine how about 50 C each
I’ll ask four people for 50Cents
Deal?
At this point if you decline 50 cents idk b
you ask people for 50cents sure but again that aint me
What in for me???
gratidude of the lord
if u keep asking those questions u might get banned on this server
You help people you don’t know sometimes
Anyways it’s been over 5 servers and no have 2 bucks or 50 cents
but nows not the time, you really help people when they dont have food not skins
i mean you do
Well I want something no free handouts
but you dont gaslit them, its usually they want to do it
lol tempting
No I didn’t, I started off very peacefully
sooo peacful bro
are u the real graphics designer?
I said beginning
🐀💭
I’m sure it’s you that was not peaceful at all













dog crying about me playing on pc in photos 😠