💬│english-chat

[wintry bone]

Allies anyone?

[strong hollow]

Bro i am surprised they can type so fast

Which server ?

@wintry bone

[wintry bone]

France netherlands poland russia

Turkey maybe

U?

[strong hollow]

Singapore india is green rest all is red

[wintry bone]

Dawg what rank though?

[strong hollow]

Ah nvm

I am silver

[pallid dragon]

Do anyone wnat to play 5v5 in defuse

[strong hollow]

You are pro

Ayooo

Wazzup

Teach me gane

[pallid dragon]

Wazzup

[strong hollow]

Lets go 1v1 ?

What you say ?

[pallid dragon]

OK!

Is not a problem

Sent me your id

[strong hollow]

I was challenging@wazzup

[pallid dragon]

And wait 5 min

[strong hollow]

😭😂

Ayo

[pallid dragon]

Are you new in game bro

[strong hollow]

Yes

[pallid dragon]

Okay,sent your id

In privat or here

[strong hollow]

199678783

Which server ?

@pallid dragon

[viscid rivet]

dont play now

[pallid dragon]

Let me add you @strong hollow

[viscid rivet]

cheaters are on right now

[pallid dragon]

I take 5 min to add you

[left hamlet]

Hi im new i just joined what can you do here

[strong hollow]

Is something wrong ?

[viscid rivet]

.

youll loose rank

[strong hollow]

We aint playing public we are doing 1v1 lop

[pallid dragon]

Do not lesent to anyboddy

[viscid rivet]

aa ok

[strong hollow]

I am new in the game so

[strong hollow]

Its fine mate lol

[viscid rivet]

alright

[pallid dragon]

Do you want to play yes or not

[left hamlet]

Can I play with you guys

[pallid dragon]

Sent id men

Man*

[left hamlet]

Me?

[pallid dragon]

Yh

[strong hollow]

@viscid rivet

[left hamlet]

Ok

Hold on

[viscid rivet]

??

[pallid dragon]

Hay 2v1 okay

[viscid rivet]

nah im not gonna play

[pallid dragon]

Do anyone ask you

Axohlll

Axohll*

[strong hollow]

Ah i thought we could make fair on the numbers

[pallid dragon]

Did*

[viscid rivet]

??

[left hamlet]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/173244476

[pallid dragon]

I mean did anyone ask you

For this

[left hamlet]

Her it is

[strong hollow]

@pallid dragon you and @left hamlet play together teach the guy a thing or two

[left hamlet]

Her it is six

[strong hollow]

It will unfair anyway

[left hamlet]

Ok

[strong hollow]

1v2

[pallid dragon]

Okay

[left hamlet]

Its ok 1v2

I can try

[pallid dragon]

One round me and @left hamlet

[left hamlet]

Ok

[pallid dragon]

Second round @strong hollow and @left hamlet

[left hamlet]

Ok

[pallid dragon]

Okay like this

[strong hollow]

I am not playing bro i am gonna go sleep its 3 am

[pallid dragon]

Okay sent id nightmare

[left hamlet]

Did you frend reqest

[strong hollow]

Yall enjoy

[strong solstice]

Is there any codes?

[strong hollow]

Have fun!

[strong solstice]

Or a way to get free gold?

[strong hollow]

Nope

[left hamlet]

Frend reqest me

[pallid dragon]

Good night "six"

[strong solstice]

Alr

[strong hollow]

Money money real money

[pallid dragon]

Lol sent me your id

[strong hollow]

Good night @pallid dragon

[pallid dragon]

Thanks

[left hamlet]

Who want to play now with me

[pallid dragon]

Im playing with you

Sent id

[left hamlet]

Ok

I did

[rich crow]

whats ur rank

[left hamlet]

Scroll up

My ranke

[pallid dragon]

Sent again

[left hamlet]

Ok hold on

[rich crow]

U could just say but Aight ill come 😂

[pallid dragon]

I can't guess the id

[left hamlet]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/173244476

[paper tangle]

[sharp mist]

back

im back

oh my god the discord messages sensitivity is thru the roof

[sharp mist]

me

[left hamlet]

Here is the link

[sharp mist]

im bored ash leeeess play

[left hamlet]

Hlwho is ash

[rich crow]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/209189021

[sharp mist]

ash means as hell

im bored as hell

[left hamlet]

Dam

Me to

[pallid dragon]

I'll sent to you

[left hamlet]

Mom is just mad at me fl

Me?

[wintry bone]

Allies anyone?

[left hamlet]

Me

[pallid dragon]

Yeah

[left hamlet]

Let play allies

[rich crow]

come comp

[pallid dragon]

Okay

[left hamlet]

Let all play

[wintry bone]

Mahh allies

[left hamlet]

Ever one sent me there account link

[magic flame]

:/

[pallid dragon]

I sent to you

[left hamlet]

Ok

[pallid dragon]

My name is Eldi_Bisha

[left hamlet]

I neēd youre id

[pallid dragon]

Okay wait

154649051

[left hamlet]

I Will ad you my name Will be artis

Ok thx

[clever moon]

anyone wanna hop on later on a call and rnak

rank

or smth

[wintry bone]

What rank?

I cant call though

[paper tangle]

@wintry bone dont bypass filter

[brittle knoll]

🦀 money

[native spade]

Guys

[dull crane]

Comp anyone ranger,phoenix,gold
singapore server

[rich crow]

someone suggest a cool knife+gloves combo
budget 3.2k

[grim drum]

Was jus watching the finals for iem katowice 2024

And man did they crush them

[native spade]

Does any body know if @sharp mist is playing a game or not

[wintry bone]

Stalker fr

[dull crane]

where can you watch tournament on standoff2?

[native spade]

Go to standoff next to the sharp set match hi lights

Hilights

[native spade]

I got u

[rich crow]

comp any1?

[proper gyro]

what's your preferred colour?

[dull crane]

what server, rank?

[rich crow]

red or white/yellow

[native spade]

@rich crow gloves: raider
Knife: purple camo

Oh I gave purple

Brb then

[rich crow]

Netherlands, just doing my placements 6wins 2loses 2.58kd

[rich crow]

my last combo was purple and I kinda got bored of it
wanna try something new

[cosmic garden]

Yo

[native spade]

Gloves:templar
Knife:black widow

[rich crow]

alr I'll go check

wait I already had the black widow

give another knife

[native spade]

Aight wait

[cosmic garden]

Yo

[cosmic garden]

No need gloves

i have btf bw

[native spade]

Claw

[cosmic garden]

Bro is 9 k

LOOL

[native spade]

I don't even know how y'all afford knifes and gloves I can barely afford a rare weapon

Ah sorry wait

[worldly token]

Can someone please explain the request gun system to me

[native spade]

Haunt then

[cosmic garden]

fang flare and champion glove beter than everything

And cheap

[worldly token]

Ive been requesting 100 p90 for 0.04g but it hasnt purchased any in the last day

[native spade]

Wizy

[cosmic garden]

sup

[native spade]

Any tils on getting gold to buy like knifes and gloves mns

Man

[rich crow]

well I bought gold with money
even tho I lost 3k gold on nothing
I was supposed to have around 7k gold

[native spade]

I barely afford a rare

[native spade]

Ah

[cosmic garden]

Buy gold…

no way better than this

[native spade]

Im broke

[cosmic garden]

Or i didnt see

[cosmic garden]

im too

[proper gyro]

ok lemme check in game rq

[worldly token]

?

[cosmic garden]

Fang flare w champ glove

[native spade]

Wizy what rank are u

[proper gyro]

you request the highest anything that is equal or less to the price of your request will be bought by you

[cosmic garden]

bronze

[native spade]

1v1?

[cosmic garden]

nah

[native spade]

why

[cosmic garden]

cus idk

[worldly token]

Oh thank you

[cosmic garden]

i dont have

[native spade]

How much u got

[proper gyro]

@rich crow
dojo,luxury(kunai)/champion
soul devourer,reaper(any)/templar

[cosmic garden]

0.89

[native spade]

.

Let's do it on 0.89 then

[cosmic garden]

nah

[native spade]

eh

[proper gyro]

bet 5k gold

[native spade]

1v1?

[paper tangle]

@native spade

wagering on a 1v1 is bannable here

[native spade]

.

Shawerma

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[cosmic garden]

Yo aza sup

i watched madame web today

did u?

[paper tangle]

n

o

idk whats that

[native spade]

. Neither do I

[cosmic garden]

new marvel shi

[paper tangle]

oh

cool

[cosmic garden]

that was good

[lofty wharf]

@native spade 1v1?

[proper gyro]

truly

[native spade]

Rank ?

[paper tangle]

a marvel moment

its gonna be horrible because of disney

[cosmic garden]

it was good little

the new one

Why imbd 3.8 idk

[brittle knoll]

h

🪑

[cosmic garden]

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken I’ll be back, ima head to work

[brittle knoll]

Subjective

[tough meadow]

I think Madame web is made by Sony cause they own most of the Spiderman characters for live-action stuff*

Sony makes way worse superhero movies tho

So it's still horrible

[native spade]

please delete the message

[rich crow]

Im searching mi 11 for parts

i dont afford a brand new screen

[stray violet]

Go to phone stores

Ask for one

[rich crow]

it is like above 120€

[stray violet]

Not phone stores, but phone repair shops

[rich crow]

i found one at 50€ but it was sold

[stray violet]

Keep searching

[rich crow]

they be putting lcd instead of amoled

i got my phone repaired and instead of installing an lcd screen they put a tft in it

[stray violet]

No

I mean go into a phone repair shop, and ask if they can sell a phone for parts

And you buy the broken phone and now you have parts

Imagine having work at 6:00am 🤣

[proper gyro]

me

[stray violet]

Ok

[proper gyro]

truly

drinking coffee rn

but i prefer my coffee with a ton of milk/creamer

[native spade]

Good Night

[stray violet]

I love when my phone downloads a definitely very necessary "security update" (it's just Samsung sending updates to make the phones slower) [notice how the newest flagship phones never get these so-called "security updates" when they're the newest phone on the market]

[proper gyro]

@stray violet i bought a skin for 740g now it's 2k

bad purchase

[hushed jetty]

sell it then gamble

[proper gyro]

?

[proper gyro]

you sell it

[hushed jetty]

[proper gyro]

do you have it?

[stray violet]

"security patch: 2 months ago"

[hushed jetty]

n-no

[tough meadow]

I know apple was caught doing it. Was Samsung ever explicitly caught doing the same

[stray violet]

Yes

But people complained more with apple because

(says something that sparks a phone war)

[proper gyro]

apple is seen as luxury

[tough meadow]

A status symbol

[proper gyro]

so deliberately degrading it

will cause uproar

[stray violet]

||apple users are crybabies||

[hushed jetty]

excuse me?

[stray violet]

You're excused

[hushed jetty]

ok

[paper tangle]

It’s bad either way but thanks for letting me know about it

[drifting tangle]

HI GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paper tangle]

What about me?

I have apple products

[proper gyro]

not excluded

[stray violet]

What did doja cat say on her hit song?

"I said what I said"

[hushed jetty]

idk

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

🦀 money

[hushed jetty]

[stray violet]

🦀 money

[paper tangle]

🎅 hoho

[hushed jetty]

happy present opening day

[paper tangle]

happy uhh

[stray violet]

🎅 🎅 🐡

[paper tangle]

not Valentine’s Day

[proper gyro]

February is ending

wake up

[hushed jetty]

wake up

[paper tangle]

Wake up

[hushed jetty]

[paper tangle]

🦉

[hushed jetty]

wake up

[paper tangle]

No

You wake up

[hushed jetty]

[paper tangle]

You wake up

you’ve been in Thug Shaker Central too much

[hushed jetty]

no

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

waiting for skin crash again

i have 5.3k to snipe kumo

and im not afraid to use it

[hushed jetty]

wanna resell my thug gloves to get another glove to match with fang haunt

[brittle knoll]

Poop

[proper gyro]

shoebill where

[brittle knoll]

Resell

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[proper gyro]

:massive_cock:

[stray violet]

Me

[hushed jetty]

[brittle knoll]

🦀 money

[hushed jetty]

money?

💸💸💸

[stray violet]

🦀 money

[brittle knoll]

🪼

[proper gyro]

buy gold from me :)

[stray violet]

🐦‍⬛

🫏

[steep gazelle]

Do someone has code?

[brittle knoll]

🪿

[stray violet]

🪸 🪻 🪷

[hushed jetty]

yeah
its “TH3R3-1S-N0N3”
yw!

[stray violet]

🦉🪽

[stray violet]

@brittle knoll @brittle knoll @brittle knoll

Make the wing other side emoj

[steep gazelle]

You got me😂😂😂

[proper gyro]

thanks i just claimed it, got Jkommando | Blight

[cosmic garden]

🦕 🪽

[hushed jetty]

waoh

[stray violet]

Nice watermark on that emoji

Wish I could relate

[hushed jetty]

[steep gazelle]

Is this real?

[queen cobalt]

Guys, help me save up for gloves

[rich crow]

Beg?

[brittle knoll]

wing_L

[rich crow]

[queen cobalt]

I lack a thousand gold for my gloves

[rich crow]

Idc

[brittle knoll]

🪿🐓

When you

Bulk

All they did with this new layout is obfuscate everything and make it slower

What a bunch of cows

[stray violet]

🪽

Time to fly

[brittle knoll]

Nice pige

[keen ridge]

I have a problem, who can I talk to?

[tough meadow]

@paper tangle

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

What’s the problem

[rich crow]

Hello all

[paper tangle]

I guess he doesn’t want to respond

[rich crow]

Maybe he will start to talk in ur dm

[leaden wren]

What’s up

[rich crow]

Good & you

[leaden wren]

👍

[keen ridge]

Here or in private massage@paper tangle

[paper tangle]

Just say what help

I’m busy rn at work

[keen ridge]

You see, not long ago I was playing a rank in my region, France, but on my team there was a person who stayed still in the middle of the map and said where we were, etc., is it possible to do something with this person since the players' experience is ruined?

Im from Spain srry the traduction

[rich crow]

[stray violet]

Ong

[paper tangle]

You can report him for trolling/toxicity just get evidence that he did do it in your game

https://help.standoff2.com/en/

Contact Support in the bottom right

[rich crow]

You have his name in game ?

[keen ridge]

The id

[keen ridge]

Thx

[rich crow]

And his name ?

I just want to see if i get the same dude

[keen ridge]

Is like why?

The name is, why?

[rich crow]

The username of the toxic player you want to report

[keen ridge]

Yes

[stray violet]

👍

[rich crow]

Can you say it ?

[paper tangle]

🦀 money

[brittle knoll]

🦀 money

[rich crow]

I dont get the same dude but i dont want to be the lawer of this player

But toxicity us everywhere in any game

And more in competitive game likes so2

Its not the last player you will see speak likes that

[brittle knoll]

🦀 🐓

[rich crow]

Its a sponge bob reference ?

[brittle knoll]

I think

Popodak wanted to inspect the crab

[keen ridge]

Yeah but im very tired with people like this

[brittle knoll]

Just play and don't think about the chat

🦕 _ _

[rich crow]

Dont waste your time with that people and try to make a squad to grind elo

[rich crow]

• a wise man

[brittle knoll]

Chat is only to say "poop"

As a honest response

[rich crow]

And 10% info

[keen ridge]

Is difficult becausw im from spain the people dont play to much

[rich crow]

I know its a russian counter strike game

But dont worry you will get some french or russian on your team

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[keen ridge]

Yeah but in quarentine there were many

[rich crow]

Logic no one have a life at this moment

[keen ridge]

They were good times and bad times

[unreal sluice]

I just found out about alpha male boot camps

And I must say. What must you be possessed by to pay for one?

[steep gazelle]

Is mic fixed?

[hexed igloo]

i ate the mic

sorry

[brittle knoll]

Waiting for the poop

🥣 🤨

[rich crow]

You are weird

[rich crow]

Someone allies? Gold?

[vale chasm]

Hi someone Comp g1

?

?

[rich crow]

@vale chasm maybe allies?

[vale chasm]

I have master on allies

[rich crow]

To high for smurf nvm

[vale chasm]

Give id

[split parrot]

Hey why i cant join game

Via facebook

[paper tangle]

Stop eating the mic

[half rover]

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

[split parrot]

What to turn off king

[half rover]

Idk

Does it say any errors tho
Or just unable to connect

[split parrot]

Ill send a screej shot

Or i cant

Wait

[half rover]

To photos we go

[split parrot]

It says embedded browser when i try with facebook

I looked at youtube to find simtth

I did all but not

[half rover]

Download the facebook app maybe?

[split parrot]

I have it

[wide chasm]

Can someone donate gold to me?

🥲🥲

[split parrot]

Waittttttttt they are helping me

[wide chasm]

What do you mean?

[half rover]

I really have no clue mate
Embedded browser is basically just a chrome page that apps open when you use it to sign in to stuff

Here is an idea though, try to delete facebook
Also bro just got nuked XD

[split parrot]

What if they banned my

Me

[half rover]

One moment

[half rover]

Go to photos

[hexed igloo]

what error does it give you

[half rover]

According to him it doesnt give an error
It just says embedded browser but its hard to tell what it is because no screenshot

[split parrot]

Embedded browser

Red on top of facebook

[hexed igloo]

you have facebook installed?

[split parrot]

Yes

[half rover]

facebook doesnt suppert embedded browsers or something like that?

[hexed igloo]

try delete it

[split parrot]

Ok

[half rover]

Suppert holy jesus i cant spell

@split parrot quick question
Did you get your game from the play store?

[hexed igloo]

supposedly it should work, because it always use embedded for logins

[half rover]

If the app is from the playstore it works fine and dandy
Use a sideloaded app and shabang
It fails

Thats what happens with the modded version of Dragon Ball Legends at least
Facebook dirties itself and you need to uninstall it to be able to use you accounts linked to facebook

@split parrot does it work?

[split parrot]

Yesss

[hexed igloo]

nice

[split parrot]

It workkk i deletet it

Facebook

Thank you zani

And

[hexed igloo]

no problem

[split parrot]

Markiemoo

[half rover]

Wanna play a match or two? I need to grind xp like a censored word because im not getting another hour mute

[split parrot]

Hahahahahahah i have school tomorow at 7 pm

I need to slee0

Add me.on discord

We will play tomorow

[half rover]

Added

[split parrot]

Me too goodnight

[half rover]

Night

Anyone up for some noobing around?

[somber agate]

Anyone 1v1 for fun

?

[half rover]

Why not

Dm me

[somber agate]

anyone

Ok

[gray ferry]

stop spamming?

[paper tangle]

maybe

[hybrid knot]

we need a channel here for flexing

[thorny pelican]

@paper tangle wanna play?

[paper tangle]

No

why even ask me

[hushed jetty]

[turbid saffron]

Look at this match history:
954018721
F* this game is dead...

[paper tangle]

[still wharf]

Want someone to play comp

[cosmic garden]

How u doin

[paper tangle]

at work

doing work

[cosmic garden]

gud

[hushed jetty]

how exactly?

[cosmic garden]

SSasasasa

[gilded flower]

incorrect id

also yea it is

if axlebolt cancels 1 more match where i won against a cheater i’ll eat cyanide

my matches just get cancelled randomly when the “cheater” went 5-12

[hushed jetty]

thats bc they suck, yet axlebolt cancels the match either way

[gilded flower]

every single match that axlebolt cancelled on his acc was a loss

and he went negative in most of them

very unfair advantage

what type of cheat makes you handicap

[hushed jetty]

well what rank are you currently in?

[gilded flower]

i was phoenix in allies

[hushed jetty]

cause i dont encounter cheaters that often

damn

[gilded flower]

i literally have 2.4kd but i keep winning and getting -20 anyway

[hushed jetty]

its axlebolt what do you expect

like found a elite acc and they lost to gold 3/4

[gilded flower]

in allies the lower rank always carries the higher rank idk how this game works

[gilded flower]

i got matched against legend with g1 in allies and he played with a silver

but the match didn’t start so

the silver would probably carry him anyway

[hushed jetty]

“yo lemme boost yo rank rq alright?”

[gilded flower]

i think there’s some curse put on me

like i make all my friends play worse when theyre with me

(2 of them)

[turbid saffron]

@gilded flower It's a competitive match ID

[gilded flower]

oh

i forgot that exists

[hushed jetty]

ok but like

[turbid saffron]

The cheater scored 5145 points

[hushed jetty]

where would you look for the match again, cause

[gilded flower]

how are you in a silver lobby

[turbid saffron]

4 out of 5 matches are with cheaters

[gilded flower]

also cheaters in silver is crazy

[verbal imp]

I was playing so bad 😭

idek why

[gilded flower]

ur biggest issue is your ping

and your phone randomly black screening

[cosmic garden]

u emulator?

[gilded flower]

sometimes

[cosmic garden]

dont

[gilded flower]

dont what

[cosmic garden]

dont play w pc

[gilded flower]

why not

[cosmic garden]

bots

[gilded flower]

ipad is easier anyway

[hushed jetty]

i MIGHT need finger sleeves

[gilded flower]

life changing

[verbal imp]

Only happens when I'm not using my ear buds
So it thinks I'm in a call

[hushed jetty]

fingers get too sweaty in comp or allies and mess up my aim

[gilded flower]

life became so much better after i started using them

[hushed jetty]

[gilded flower]

hello moto

[hushed jetty]

motorola phones:

[gilded flower]

i get my finger sleeves off shein

[cosmic garden]

[gilded flower]

make them kids work

i had 7 packages total

but like 3 left

because i lost the rest over the 3 years

[gilded flower]

8h of standoff on 17th february

[hushed jetty]

jesus

i have 128 gb storage phone and have 9.57 gb left am i cooked chat?

[tribal blaze]

deadass

dropped 25$ and gambled

didn't get anything good lmao

[outer valley]

[tribal blaze]

what is taking all of that storage

??

[paper tangle]

Average gambling moment

[tribal blaze]

fr

[tribal blaze]

ong

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[tribal blaze]

fair

[paper tangle]

You are burnt, roasted, charcoal even

[verbal imp]

How.

[paper tangle]

should I

or should I not

[verbal imp]

Maybe

[hushed jetty]

hold on lemme check storage alr

[paper tangle]

maybe so

[hushed jetty]

(imma edge yall rq)

[tribal blaze]

(okay in game right?)

[paper tangle]

awe hell naw

it better be in game

[hushed jetty]

chat

im done for

[paper tangle]

is it

jover

[hushed jetty]

photos is taking up most of the storage

[paper tangle]

[hushed jetty]

guess how much gb is in photos

[paper tangle]

50 Gb

[wintry parrot]

Can yall recommend me a good standoff2 YouTuber?

[hushed jetty]

52.85 gb

im cooked

[tribal blaze]

yo is it just me or is it hard to find comp lobbies? im just askin because i been in quee for about 8 minutes

[hushed jetty]

[paper tangle]

I was close

[hushed jetty]

either russia or netherlands

[tribal blaze]

Minor spelling error

[hushed jetty]

big servers

[tribal blaze]

so queue up in russian or netherland servers?

[hushed jetty]

ya

thats what i do since im NA

[tribal blaze]

damn callouts gonna be lit

[paper tangle]

yes

[hushed jetty]

real🔥🔥🔥

[verbal imp]

Friday

Can it come faster

[hushed jetty]

saturday

[paper tangle]

it’s Sunday

You got 5 days left

(Or 4)

[hushed jetty]

it aint gotta make till friday no more

its now gotta make till spring break

[verbal imp]

Ik but something is dropping next week

And im hyped

(I can't even play it)

[paper tangle]

what is dropping next week

[hushed jetty]

you rn

[paper tangle]

no

Him rn

[tribal blaze]

im lost

whats happening on friday?

[verbal imp]

The nr demo (free demo)

[hushed jetty]

nr?

[tribal blaze]

2x

[paper tangle]

I forgor

[hushed jetty]

wait whats nr?

[verbal imp]

Jem decided let us have fun

[paper tangle]

oh it’s the thing we talked about before right?

the one with the patreon thing?

[verbal imp]

Didn't want to annoy u about it (I did annoy most ppl about it)

[verbal imp]

Yeah

[paper tangle]

cool

[verbal imp]

No moar paying

[paper tangle]

Ima get it

[verbal imp]

It free

[paper tangle]

and flex it

[verbal imp]

Night runners

[hushed jetty]

ah

[verbal imp]

He gon flex on me

[paper tangle]

you mean

mega flex

[verbal imp]

Yes

[hexed igloo]

yo im

[hushed jetty]

imma be real chat
im tired of sandstone

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

I have to watch u crash live

[verbal imp]

Who isnt

[paper tangle]

I’m pretty skilled hitting the curb

[paper tangle]

Ima be real

the old man has been online the whole night

[hushed jetty]

sandstone is “the” map for standoff 2
just like how dust 2 is “the” map for cs2

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

I think

more bug fixes

🐓

[hushed jetty]

(im not cooking)

[paper tangle]

I mean

people like sandstone a bit too much

I myself

like the oldest province map

only because the p90 was the best weapon to run and gun with

[hexed igloo]

queue russia

[paper tangle]

I’d queue the Atlantis

[hexed igloo]

do you think if i bring back one of the unused keyboard in my school they would notice

maybe monitor too

damn maybe even the pc itself

idk man

[verbal imp]

Probably

[verbal imp]

Definitely

[paper tangle]

You could be a lil funny and take the whole thing

[verbal imp]

No no no

Itd be funnier if he took the whole school

Just fit that in ur baggy ahh pocket

[hushed jetty]

i lost recent comp game bc 2 ppl randomly left the game

[jolly fox]

yes

[unique plover]

so glad no one saw me accidentally create a vc and leave immediately

[ashen delta]

[bronze grove]

Gmm

[rich crow]

Bmm

[sonic fractal]

Hi guys

[hexed igloo]

it fit in my bag lmao

[gilded fractal]

Well helo there

[hexed igloo]

its 100%

[rich crow]

😼

Wsp

Kebab Morning

🌯

[paper tangle]

I’m done with work

[hexed igloo]

quick

should i bring it home

[paper tangle]

Yes

Always yes

[frozen widget]

Good Morning

[primal rain]

I lost my job

:sademoji:

[paper tangle]

damn

i hope you can find another one soon

[primal rain]

I'll try on summer I guess

[quick sonnet]

Bruh another match with trollers, this dude kept throwing fire grenade at the entrance of T spawn so we take dmg or we lose time ...

[brittle tide]

Hi

[paper tangle]

not the troller

[strange ferry]

Me

Give me your id

[paper tangle]

what the dantist

[proper gyro]

take it

they wouldn't know

[primal rain]

Nice dentist

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

[rich crow]

at what price should i sell my m9 blue blood?

[lunar tapir]

Is there any new promocodes you selfish pricks?

[lunar tapir]

13k for now that's what I suggest

And holly crap M9 blue blood?

[rich crow]

ohhh

market is at 10k

[lunar tapir]

God dayum you got the money big boy

[lunar tapir]

Can't :))yesterday it was 12.300 cheapest one

[brittle knoll]

I am soo cold

🦕

[teal dragon]

I hve 0.00 gold

[brittle knoll]

:sauropod_ios:

[lunar tapir]

Nah you can't be cold since you're that hot that people tell me you're the reason for global warming 🤫💋

[teal dragon]

Did u jst make it dayum ...!!

Wrizz

[lunar tapir]

Only thing I have in my inventory is an m4a4 pro startrack and a kunai bone

Soo don't spank me

[lunar tapir]

Say anything bad and I can make a rizz 🤫

They call me the rizzler but you can call me daddy

[teal dragon]

Wooa thats not good one

Nt

[lunar tapir]

I'm sorry I'm sorry for her/she/him/comm/unist I can be anything

[paper tangle]

what

[lunar tapir]

Soo for you am the tirizzazaurus rex

[rich crow]

Bro u sure it was blue blood?

[lunar tapir]

Grab my bear you democrate

[lunar tapir]

Yeah mate because one of my friends have one

[rich crow]

Cool bro

If I sell it at 12000

[lunar tapir]

Anyway you should not sell it

[rich crow]

I will get 4k profit

Yeah

[lunar tapir]

It's an bayo and it's also rare & wanted

[rich crow]

I ady have a lot of knives

[lunar tapir]

When the sezon 7 arrives it will blow up in price

[rich crow]

Kinda bored with blue blood

[teal dragon]

Man how much money do i need for a fang ?

[lunar tapir]

Send me some screenshots in private

[rich crow]

Ni

[lunar tapir]

Depends from 700-2.6k

[teal dragon]

I hve literally zero

[rich crow]

Aight aight

Dm me

I have two ids one has 4

[teal dragon]

I also want to see

[rich crow]

And other one has 6

[lunar tapir]

Lmao you don't accept friend request+ you don't accept messages

[rich crow]

Kinda dead here

I sent u one

[teal dragon]

Wth dude i cant waste that much money on a game

[paper tangle]

its always like this

you get used to it

[rich crow]

I mean I am dead on dc

[lunar tapir]

I mean gold not money

Money I mean it's about 25euros if you want it and a pair of gloves near it

[teal dragon]

And how much does that much gold costs in dollars

[lunar tapir]

I mean

40€-4200g at my market Soo right about 42 dollars

Somewhere there

[teal dragon]

K

[rich crow]

I sent u req

[lunar tapir]

Sent you dm

[paper tangle]

cool

[lunar tapir]

Don't worry mimu won't promo my server in dm

[frank mantle]

Duo plz

1 silver

[paper tangle]

i didnt say anything about that but ok

[proper gyro]

imma clock out

truly

[lunar tapir]

Seems like you're a bit triggered when you see people talking about gold

[paper tangle]

nice

[lunar tapir]

It's like a turnoff for devs 😂

[lunar tapir]

You about to bussss?

[proper gyro]

wha

[paper tangle]

yea idk either

[primal rain]

Neither you mean

🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡

[hexed igloo]

i cried over it

[wooden robin]

Hi

[paper tangle]

no

[paper tangle]

no more pc

[primal rain]

Nice ekber

M249 ideology

M249 ideology

[paper tangle]

real

real

[primal rain]

Nice realing

[teal dragon]

Guys where do we get original and latest promocodes ??

Ded server

[strange ferry]

Someone to play competitive pls?

Add me

97525730

[cursive oracle]

Ia fable going to removed in the next season?

[strange ferry]

No, sharp

[paper tangle]

Its the Sharp collection being removed

[cursive oracle]

Ok thx

[surreal gorge]

Hi

How can i text to support?

I want change email if someone know it please teach me

[paper tangle]

Andriod or Apple?

[surreal gorge]

Android

[rich crow]

Android

[paper tangle]

Then head over to Google Play Support to contact them

(can't send link here sadly)

[brittle knoll]

Play.google.com/spelellel

[rich crow]

What if I say the n word here

I am African

[brittle knoll]

🐔

So

[rich crow]

Can I?

[brittle knoll]

So what if you're african, how does that make you exempt from the rules

[rich crow]

Ohh

[brittle knoll]

Explain in details

📝🐓

[rich crow]

Who are u

[brittle knoll]

I am your mother

[cursive oracle]

How to get the ping low , it's always high , though I am using my country's server only ...

[brittle knoll]

Use 5ghz band wifi

Some older phones only have 2.5 ghz band

[cursive oracle]

Any in game settings which might help ?

[gaunt sable]

Why can't I login with facebook?

[strong hollow]

Hey guys

I got a question

Even if i the matches with a lot of kills

Kills*

I still get minus

Why is that ?

[brittle knoll]

Yes @rich crow

How did u know

🦕 _ _

🦕

[vapid agate]

Weapon size in standard

[strong hollow]

Gyroscope thats all you need to master

[brittle knoll]

//>//-//</ oh my gwosh mod sama I'm flattered

🐔

[strong hollow]

Hey mod you here to help ppl or hit on girls 😭

[brittle knoll]

He's here to hit on boys

[strong hollow]

😭🙏🏿💀

I see

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🐓

🦕

(popodak got disappeared)

[vapid agate]

Wouldn’t recommend gyro

[strong hollow]

Lmao why

[vapid agate]

Makes u look like u have special abilities 💀

[strong hollow]

I am new to this game and All i did was get a good gyro setting for myself and at this point havent lost any 1v1 lol

Nooo

LmO

Its soo good

[forest trail]

Fr

Gyro is the worst thing in this game vtw

Btw*

[strong hollow]

Bro lol 😂 yall ssrly making your game tuff without using gyro its so easy

[forest trail]

W/o gyro its easier play

[strong hollow]

Anyway your choice

I would jus recom to use to it

[vapid agate]

Wanna 1v1 for fun?

[timid robin]

Is that why ur bronze?

[strong hollow]

No i am new in this game

So..

[forest trail]

Imma phoenix and i dont prefer gyro

So strange thing

[timid robin]

Then you know nothing gyro is useless for this game

Stick eith gyrk in br

[strong hollow]

Personal pref bro

You cant use doesnt mean its useless

[strong hollow]

Sureee sir

[forest trail]

In 2019-2022 all ppl play w/o and it was ok

[strong hollow]

Yea

Agreed

You see i was a pubg player so i cant function without gyro

Like it became a habit

[timid robin]

Thats why i said stick with gyro in brs

You wont improve with gyro on so2

[forest trail]

But idk avt gyro on phone cuz i play on pad n' pc

[vapid agate]

Mp

[strong hollow]

Chill mate haha its fun

[forest trail]

U need to training ur aim

So gyro such thing that no needed

[vapid agate]

All pubg players play with gyro💀

[strong hollow]

Yeah

Its like habit

For us

[forest trail]

Pubg from 3rd face but standoff from 1st

[strong hollow]

Yea but pubg also has fpp and i played it alot so i have no prblem

[forest trail]

Unused thing

[strong hollow]

@forest trail @timid robin

Yall both playing ?

Les have a 22

2v2*

It will fun

[forest trail]

Imma not at home

[strong hollow]

@forest trail i wanna see how are players like phoenix play

Ah 😓

I see

[forest trail]

I will in 4 hours ig

[strong hollow]

I see

[timid robin]

I currently have 4% battery i can do so later

[strong hollow]

I will dm you later then

Dont turn you back later please lol

[forest trail]

Imma not sure that i will play

Ok

[strong hollow]

I see

Its fine if you cant play jus no no worries

[sonic fractal]

Anyone comp?

Rn?

Gold rank

[tawdry gorge]

That cheater got banned

Omd

But still didnt get mmr back even though results canceled

[bronze grove]

Check #1044085342308941944

[bronze grove]

Please contact with game devs on this site: https://help.standoff2.com/en

Send match result and match ID

[sour star]

u did

u may not have noticed

[tawdry gorge]

nah i didnt get mmr back im sure

whatever

sadly rhat guy got boosted didnt got banned

wtf he has 722 mmr and is gold 3? im like silver 4 and have higher mmr